A Tiger Almost Ate Bert's Daughter | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer check in from Austin and New York. Bert lays out his plan to spend 24 hours with Mark Wahlberg alongside Rob Lowe, from 3 a.m. prayer to sleeping in Wahlberg's daughter's bedroom. Then Bert says his new hour finally clicked in Philadelphia, and the guys pull up the People magazine exclusive about his couples therapy with LeeAnn that Bert doesn't remember giving. From there, Bert tries to Google a photo of himself with Dolly Parton to prove to his daughters he really met her, and instantly regrets it. The Bears also get into Bert's bench press push-up challenge, getting drunk for the first time in nine months on Por Osos, and why LeeAnn keeps asking when he'll retire. Plus: why Tim Dillon is the funniest guy alive, Bill Burr in The Social Reckoning, Tom making the case for Tom Cruise's Digger, comedy as a belly flop contest, why you never turn your back on a tiger, and Bert's plan to keep a pygmy hippo at home.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 345

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:11:07 - Bert's People Magazine Exclusive & The Dolly Parton Photo

00:17:14 - The Bench Press Push-Up Challenge

00:25:11 - Bert Got Drunk & LeeAnn Asks About Retirement

00:33:39 - Bill Burr's Social Reckoning & Why Digger Bombed

00:39:16 - Why Comedies Stopped Working & The Belly Flop Contest

00:44:57 - Never Turn Your Back On A Tiger

00:49:44 - Bert Wants A Pet Pygmy Hippo & Wrap Up

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