Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Tom and Bert are back in the cave and things get spicy fast.
This week the Bears dive into alternative p*rn genres you didn’t know you needed, celebrate the beauty of international women, and break down the logic and logistics behind the noble art of “homie head.” They also mentally prepare for a Por Osos gay bar takeover and talk the top 5 hot chick accents. Next, Bert recounts his unforgettable Monday Night RAW moment where he went full low-IQ adult and choke slammed two dudes on live TV! Then it’s onto arranged marriages, glory holes, and other socially important topics. Pack a towel, this one gets sweaty.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 284

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:23 - Alternative P*rn
00:07:41 - Normalize Homie Head
00:14:11 - Por Osos Gay Bar Takeover
00:18:58 - Bert Choke Slammed Two Dudes
00:31:25 - The Wrestling Bug
00:40:15 - Retirement Community Idea
00:45:42 - International Delights
00:51:31 - Hottest Chick Accents
00:59:22 - Arranged Marriages
01:04:10 - Glory Holes, Milking Tables, & Sexy Nurses
01:09:51 - MSG & Summer Break
01:17:56 - Wrap Up

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