Stavvy Called Us Out | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer celebrate Bert officially entering the Guinness Book of World Records for The Machine, possibly the most performed signature story in comedy history, and immediately spiral into the comedy record arms race: Shane Gillis' 77,000-person show, Nate Bargatze's 2 million tickets, the Dane Cook vs. Dave Chappelle longest-set war, and Bert's plan to lock 75,000 paid "hostages" inside Raymond James Stadium and perform for ten straight hours. Then the Bears respond to Stavros Halkias calling out comics who fly private, and explain why he's absolutely right: nobody gets funnier on a private jet. From there, Bert declares Busboys, the new Theo Von and David Spade movie, the greatest piece of art he's ever seen, and Tom finally watches The Odyssey, only for Bert to officially turn on it over the Travis Scott cameo. Plus: Gaddafi's all-female Amazonian Guard, plane-crash hypotheticals, Chimp Empire is the best reality show ever made, Mick Jagger on fame, and why the Bears are grateful they got famous late.

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 336

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:18 - Comedians Getting Guinness Records

00:07:24 - The Attendance Record Arms Race

00:18:09 - Stavvy Says Private Jets Don't Make You Funnier

00:24:25 - Lunch Pail Phonies & Staying Honest

00:35:39 - Busboys Is A Secret Masterpiece

00:41:55 - Tom Finally Saw The Odyssey

01:03:45 - Por Osos At Frenchies & MacDill

01:07:29 - The Sexiest Military & Plane Crash Hypotheticals

01:12:08 - Chimp Empire

01:15:26 - Leanne's Birthday & The Black Crowes

01:20:28 - Mick Jagger On Fame

01:24:18 - Wrap Up

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