S11 EP9: James Acaster: Traitors, Coffins and The Worst Airport Experience Ever

Two Traitors step onto a plane… and immediately start spilling the secrets. ✈️

This week, Alan welcomes fellow Celebrity Traitor James Acaster for a debrief on castle life, murderous missions and the traumatising experience of being buried alive. Why were they left in their coffins while the cameras got their shots? And we hear why no one wanted to shout "Haggis!"

Plus, James reveals the truth behind those Traitors headlines and how his partner’s dream trip to Disney World turned into an airport nightmare.

There's also Kettering nostalgia, celebrity holidays, questionable food recommendations and James's very unusual plan for releasing his brand new comedy special on YouTube on 1st December.

Life's a Beach with Alan Carr. No one is safe. Certainly not the Faithful.

00:00 James Acaster boards the plane
00:49 Traitor to Traitor: Alan and James compare notes
01:48 Why so much of James's round-table chat was cut
02:35 Life inside the castle and the escape to the woods
04:16 The ordeal of being buried alive
05:15 Why the contestants were stuck in their coffins
07:49 How to survive being a Traitor
08:45 Jerry Hall confrontation with James
09:40 The press, Paloma and the reality of the game
11:55 Murder in Plain Sight and the infamous yawning mission
13:58 Has Celebrity Traitors changed how people see James?
14:55 Welcome to Kettering: Alan's local connections
16:34 Weetabix, Northamptonshire and the smell of home
18:00 James's favourite kind of holiday
18:25 Family holidays in France and his dad's war memorial obsession
19:42 Has James ever had a holiday romance?
20:34 Being recognised after Traitors
21:38 Celebrity holidays with Finn Wolfhard
22:31 Disney World turns into an airport nightmare
25:50 Off Menu's restaurant recommendations
26:59 Food poisoning and the steakhouse incident
28:21 James's new comedy special and his alter ego Craig Simons
30:08 James's bucket list and performing in America
31:17 Where James wants to be at 100
31:48 The Life's a Beach quick-fire round

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