279: Episode 279 | "My Father Warned Me Never to Let the Fire Burn Out" + 3 Other Scary Stories

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00:00 "My Father Warned Me Never to Let the Fire Burn Out."
0:48:47 "I Got a Job at a Local Fast Food Place. The Rules Are Legitimately Insane."
1:47:38 "I Took a $300 Delivery Job to an Abandoned Apartment Building."
2:30:36 "I'm a Cop in a Remote Alaskan Town. These Are My Strange Stories."