Time for "Jurassic" to go EXTINCT ("Rebirth" Review) + "The Odyssey" Trailer REACTION

This week we wade into uncharted tropical waters only to have our joy gobbled up by a pack of Mesosauruses in "Jurassic World Rehash"-sorry-"Regrets"-sorry-"Rebirth". I stomp through all facets of this - hopefully final - Jurassic effort in a VERY spoilery review (you have been warned). We also react to the trailer for the new Chris Nolan movie "The Odyssey", as well as finish off with a surprising take on a current TV show. All this and more...
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Subscribe! @fredasquithonfilm on TT&Insta
01:50 The Odyssey Trailer - I always watch Nolan trailers
03:13 A NEW genre for Nolan AGAIN
04:55 The most amazing thing about this trailer
06:48 Jon Bernthal
08:10 Let’s appreciate this Nolan Era
10:59 “Jurassic World Rebirth” - SPOILERS INCOMING
11:52 The legacy of the original
13:19 I wouldn’t have normally gone to see this
13:50 I don’t enjoy disliking films
14:12 Why does this film even exist
15:40 Nothing feels practical or grounded
16:40 I don’t care about the characters
17:15 SPOILERS (reminder)
17:23 The Family B-Plot
18:27 Jonathan Bailey’s character issues
20:21 The Marvelification of Blockbuster Comedy
23:25 Where is the nuance, where are the shadows
24:48 People getting their phones out in the cinema
25:21 Scarlet Johansson
27:21 The CGI moment where I lost hope
29:20 The Dinos are out of hand - this is a Kaiju movie
31:52 Put some feathers on em
32:20 We’ve iterated on the iterations too many times
33:20 Lets stop this now. Just stop.
34:18 And worst of all - “Duncan”
35:00 Ranking the Jurassic movies
35:57 Letterboxd rating