Ashes & the Star-Crossed King: P1 - The One With the God Teeth and the Vampire Ick

Join the Lit Sisters, Marisa and Nicole, as they dive into the creepy vampire baby town of La Whore™ (yes, we said it), debate who keeps god teeth and why that’s horrifying, and try to redefine murder—well, Nicole does, while defending Raihn with the passion of a morally confused public defender. Marisa is still mad (rightfully), but has downgraded Raihn from “enemy of the state” to “doghouse occupant.” We also host a much-needed seminar for men—and vampires—on what “the ick” is, how to spot it, and why wearing your girlfriend’s dead dad’s crown definitely qualifies.