BONUS: DEEPEST CELLARS E345

Important: If you've come here to find answers... you'll be disappointed. If anything, you'll leave with even more questions.
Bonus Episode - Reading the Deepest Cellar Document
We quote this document a lot on the podcast and I thought it might be handy for everyone to have the ability to at least listen to it. If you would like to see it, here is a picture of my physical copy (reddit.com/r/OldHouseArchive/comments/1ige2lp/…) and here is a post with it written down. (reddit.com/r/OldHouseArchive/comments/1hgq3vc/…)
Note: I have always said 'quote unquote' as one word and no one has corrected me until now and I realized I should have said "quote (word) unquote". I just wanted everyone to know that I was aware of my mistake.

All sound effects were from Freesound.
Breathing Man by Aksiny_SoundEditor (freesound.org/people/Aksiny_SoundEditor/sounds…)
Many drops of water in a big cave (Karstic system Ojo Guareña, Burgos, Spain) by nomadas (freesound.org/people/nomadas/sounds/609161)
Ape Cave.wav by tim.kahn (freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/237265)
Scared Male Heavy Breathing by casiba842 (freesound.org/people/casiba842/sounds/554307)
running sounds by zombiechaser3 (freesound.org/people/zombiechaser3/sounds/134991)
Gamer Swearing (Explicit) by qubodup (freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/210731)
Audience laughing by Soundeffects4You (freesound.org/people/Soundeffects4You/sounds/2…)
Scary sloshing water ambience 2 by giddster (freesound.org/people/giddster/sounds/805678)
Man breathing regularly then faster by exe2be (freesound.org/people/exe2be/sounds/512741)