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Join powerful but over-it medium Madame Magenta and her husband Bernard on their run-ins with spirits, fae, and annoying dead exes.
Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her memoirs, with support from her adoring husband Bernard.
In Season 1, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband. Season 2 sees Magenta pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. In Season 3, they ward off a demonic entity living in an unlikely object. And in Season 4... we're on the case with Magenta & Bernard's Paranormal Investigations!
Magenta also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans.
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Dogmen In Trenchcoats - Live Stream for Amnesty International (1 Nov 26)
Dog men smoking cigarettes and wearing trenchcoats. Boobs are the eyes of the face. The short, tragic life of a Fraggle. All this and more in this week's live stream for Amnesty International. Head over to YouTube to see Bernard's songs fro
Time Doesn't Exist - Live Stream for Save The Children (25 Oct 26)
This stream was recorded on the day the clocks went back in the UK, but what does that matter? Time doesn't exist! Head on over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs for the week. In this instalment: This Is Why (Paramore), My Lady Of Mercy (T
Javier Bardem From Your Pub - Live Stream For Friends Of The Earth (18 Oct 26)
This week's stream was a Chanson Special! For no reason at all. Head on over to YouTube to listen to Magenta & Bernard's songs this week: La Vie En Rose (Edith Piaf), My Way (Paul Anka/Frank Sinatra), Ne Me Quitte Pas (Jacques Brel) and Win
When Sex Leers Its Inquisitive Head - Live Stream for Oxfam (11 Oct 26)
The leaves are browning, your cosier jumpers are coming out, all your photos look cinematic, and there are a plethora of excellent horror films on Channel 4. It's Spooky Season, and it's time for another.... Charity Livestream! And this wee
Munched By Bigfoot - Live Stream for REACT Disaster Relief (27 Sep 26)
It’s definitely not a cult! Why do people keep saying that? It’s just another… CHARITY LIVESTREAM with Madame Magenta and Bernard! Songs! Fortunes! Good hangs! Money for good causes! All of that and more (by which we mean, possible cat appe
Sharp Bob - Live Stream for MAP and PCRF (20 Sep 26)
WATCH the recording of our London Podcast Festival live show on YouTube here! (https://youtu.be/pjELmqUZJrc) ---- It's been three weeks since the last charity live stream, but M&B are back! And this week, we are raising money for two excell
Dolly, Tim and Sam - Live Stream for Save The Children (30 Aug 26)
Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London. Tap here to buy tickets! (https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audien
The Puppy Room - Live Stream for IRC (23 Aug 26)
Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London. Tap here to buy tickets! (https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audien
Eco-Gargoyles - Live Stream for Action Against Hunger (9 Aug 26)
Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London. Tap here to buy tickets! (https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audien
Sexy Skeksis - Live Stream for UNICEF (2 Aug 26)
Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London. Tap here to buy tickets! (https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audien
Our 1-Year Streamiversary! - Live Stream for MAP - (25 Jul 26)
Come and see Magenta & Bernard at the London Podcast Festival! AN AUDIENCE WITH MADAME MAGENTA (& BERNARD) - Sunday 6th September, 4:30pm, Kings Place London. Tap here to buy tickets! (https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/podcast/an-audien
A Three Scoop Toid Sundae - Live Stream for WWF (12 Jul 26)
The pandas of the WWF get the M&B treatment! The treatment being: we raise some money for them. Head over to YouTube to hear Bernard's songs this week - Wild Thing (The Troggs) and The Plough (The Divine Comedy). IMPORTANT! The next live st
Bonobo Brian - Live Stream for Greenpeace (5 Jul 26)
We're raising money for Greenpeace, and yeah, nah, yeah, this one has a lot of good Aussie accents mate? And we also invented a revolutionary (no pun intended) new air cooling system. Stick around for both of those things. And don't forget,
Pride Special 3 - Live Stream (28 Jun 2026)
It's the final instalment in M&B's Pride Month charity streams, and we're so close to hitting a £700 milestone... will we cross that threshold this episode? (Spoiler: yes, obviously, or we wouldn't have mentioned it). Be sure to head over t
Pride Special 2 - Live Stream (14 Jun 2026)
It's the second instalment in M&B's series of Pride Month live streams! This week, the funds raised were split evenly between 5 excellent charities: Say It Loud Club, AKT, LGBT Foundation, Trans Lifeline and GiveOut. Don't forget to head on
Pride Special 1 - Live Stream (7 Jun 2026)
It's the first of our Pride specials! Through the month of June, we'll be raising money for LGBTQIA+ charities. This week, the funds were split evenly between Stonewall, Mermaids, Trans Lifeline and the Elton John AIDS Foundation - all exce
The Scottish One - Live Stream (31 May 26)
After a brief hiatus, M&B are back with more esoteric insights, toe-tapping tunes and rallying cries of rage in this era of late-stage capitalist chaos. Don't forget, you can head to YouTube and watch the catch-up version of these live stre
Your Favourite Marsupial - Multi-Charity Live Stream (10 May 2026)
It's another multi-charity special! Plenty of Muppet-talk in this week's stream, along with a pondering on whether Waterworld is a maligned classic, and some distinctly unhelpful spiritual guidance from Jilly Cooper and this week's guest pu
Good Gollum Miss Mollum - Live Stream for PCRF (3 May 2026)
Good Gollum, Miss Mollum! It's another M&B charity live stream, raising money for the PCRF - Palestine Children's Relief Fund. A very body-positive episode this week (with no thanks to our star bibliomancy text, Pandora by Jilly Cooper). He
Mr Brain and Aunt Bessie - Multi-Charity Live Stream (26 Apr 2026)
On this week's episode of "half-remembered things and dubiously named British foodstuffs", M&B discuss the phenomena of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings, the Fray Bentos Meaty Pud, the Double Decker, and of course, Mr Brain's Pork F*****s.
So Far So Midsommar - Live Stream for UNICEF (19 Apr 2026)
Magenta spills the tea on her time as a Brownie, a Rainbow and other such curiously-named after-school cryptids. You can still support this week'd charity, UNICEF, by going to this page (https://www.givewheel.com/fundraising/15357/magenta-b
A Chain Of Burger Restaurants - Multi-Charity Live Stream (12 Apr 2026)
It's the second consecutive week of M&B's multi-charity extravaganza! Join us for more fortune-telling live stream goodness. Join us for the next one! Sunday 19th April, 8pm UK time (3pm ET). You can watch it on the Long Cat Media YouTube,
We're leaving Spotify. Let's keep in touch!
Here's the link to our Bandcamp page (https://longcatmedia.bandcamp.com/) And here's the link to our Ko-fi page (https://ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Hello, listeners! It’s us again. Hopefully you listened to our last message. If you didn’t, it
Brutal Heckle - Multi-Charity Live Stream (5 Apr 2026)
It's our first ever multi-charity live event! Viewers this week could donate to their charity of choice on our GiveWheel page, and we had donations to Amnesty International, Trans Lifeline, PCRF, Women For Refugee Women, ActionAid and Actio
Sixteen Roosters - Live Stream for WaterAid (29 Mar 2026)
It's another charity live stream! You know you want to listen and hear about Sir Patrick Moore's super sexy role in Cher's Burlesque musical. This week, M&B are raising money for WaterAid. You can still donate to this week's charity here (h
Thicc Witches - Live Stream (22 Mar 2026)
Come join us for another Charity Live Stream! It's absolutely THICK with Thicc Witches. You can still donate to this week's charity, ActionAid, here (https://www.givewheel.com/fundraising/14067/magenta-bernard-live-22-march-2026/) And come
Miff And Mo - Live Stream (15 March 2026)
A slightly belated Live Stream! As usual, we've had to cut out Bernard's songs for copyright reasons, but there were a couple of real doozies in this stream, so head on over to YouTube to check those out. You can still donate to this week's
Bean-Heavy Episode - Live Stream (8 Mar 26)
It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one. Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh-1lQ354e0) And you can still donate to this week's charity by visiting this link. (https://www.givewheel.com
It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses - Live Stream (1 Mar 26)
Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money
Cross-Eyed Bear - Live Stream (22 Feb)
It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes. Join us on Sunday March 1st at t
