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Legends of Mahl - Ep. 5: All for One and One for Mahl

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[SPEAKER_05]: So with that, where last we left off on legends of mole, treachery of the RAPT King. [SPEAKER_01]: Sina, as your turn ends, and Lila's voice booms over the inner calm, you look. [SPEAKER_01]: at the Shadowed Interior of Petlandia looming in the distance. [SPEAKER_01]: And from within, you see a flutter, dreadwing approaches.

[SPEAKER_06]: I instinctively want to flee everything and my body is telling me to run. [SPEAKER_01]: Henry, it is your turn. [SPEAKER_05]: I want to get a sense of the situation, Casey, just so that I know where everything is living right now. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Karuna is almost down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: That lever that she had is that still operational? [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: So we could theoretically bring folks back down. [SPEAKER_01]: You could, yes. [SPEAKER_05]: And then there's an elevator that Sam pointed out that could get us back up.

[SPEAKER_05]: and then the kids are up in kiosk within, up at the, in the ramparts with. [SPEAKER_05]: We haven't, not confirmed yet. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm confirmed it. [SPEAKER_05]: You think we think, we think the kids are in the trailer. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, like the best, the best thing that we have is the kids are in the trailer.

[SPEAKER_05]: Okay, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Elessusy, what do you think should we try to bring them back down? [SPEAKER_05]: Do we try to get up? [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like it is probably safer where we are than up there, now that Liner has done such a lovely job drawing the giant's attention. [SPEAKER_04]: She's still doing it.

[SPEAKER_05]: I could've lost that for sure. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll just use it, you're probably right, I'll try to get them back down. [SPEAKER_05]: I will try to, can I try to circumvent Kruina and just like punch down on the lever? [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't think there's anything stopping you like she she's not she's not focused on the level right now She's she's got a club in both hands How do you think you can do you think you can Stop her if I if I put this lever back down?

[SPEAKER_05]: I will do what I can my prince and I'm sure you'll do wonderfully and I jam the lever down With I think that would take an action. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes [SPEAKER_05]: And then with my free action, I think what I would like to do is rip off little pieces of my mothwing cloak and stuff them in my ears so that I can't hear anymore.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Smart. [SPEAKER_05]: And I am out of, out of other actions because I've used reactions this turn. [SPEAKER_01]: cool. [SPEAKER_01]: You are no longer able to heal, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Which negates Lafajres attack. [SPEAKER_01]: However, you also will have trouble coordinating.

[SPEAKER_05]: Gotcha. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: That's okay. [SPEAKER_05]: I think it's worth it. [SPEAKER_01]: Susie, it is your turn. [SPEAKER_03]: Can everyone tell me what their HP is right now? [SPEAKER_03]: 8. [SPEAKER_03]: 13. [SPEAKER_01]: 12. [SPEAKER_05]: Where are you at, Sus? [SPEAKER_03]: Susie is actually kind of okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: I've got 14. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, don't it? [SPEAKER_03]: For my first action, Susie, you know, looks at the prints and kind of smiles warmly, kind of beaming with pride at you. [SPEAKER_03]: Remembering to stuff that the material into your ears. [SPEAKER_03]: But she looks at Lila, darling.

[SPEAKER_02]: What do you mind giving me a hand making sure that the prince can stay as brave as he currently is? [SPEAKER_03]: He's looking a little bit worse for where. [SPEAKER_03]: I'd like to use life bloom, I'll consume one of my hit dice, and if I can take one from either sinner or Lila, I think both of you would hear the Suzy say this.

[SPEAKER_03]: I can heal Prince Henry and Lila. [SPEAKER_03]: That's so sweet. [SPEAKER_06]: How much do you need? [SPEAKER_06]: I've got hit dice to give you. [SPEAKER_06]: Just one. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much because I was fully prepared to go down and just not tell anyone how much HP I would have never said it will happen to offer it died.

[SPEAKER_03]: So you see Susie's that that same kind of a electrified look. [SPEAKER_03]: that was in her eyes before has softened with Henry's very bold actions, and seeing that, essentially her word is struggling, trying to save everyone around him, but not paying attention to how he's doing. [SPEAKER_03]: She just very quietly, [SPEAKER_03]: like locks eyes with Sina and then points a finger on her right hand over kind of leading that leading the direction of her care over to Henry and there's like a soft kind of bluish white mist that's sort of like blooms out of the staff that's in that same hand [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I also have a D8, the way that this reads, he'll your target and another creature within reach, the sum of those dice.

[SPEAKER_03]: So do we roll the dice or is it just the maximum number on the die? [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, think roll the dice. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So we will each roll and see, I got a four. [SPEAKER_03]: Amazing. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got. [SPEAKER_03]: A six. [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh, okay, it's so 10 points to both Lila and Henry.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, wow. [SPEAKER_03]: Lila, you feel as you're kind of doing your broadcast you take a bit breath in to start your next sentence and you feel almost like a cooling sensation come over you. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, like you're kind of in the zone, so I don't know that you would see it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Henry, you sort of feel a cooling sensation, almost like I'm the back of you, like in the nape of your neck. [SPEAKER_03]: um, as you're trying to fight, and both of you feel kind of more powerful, um, maybe not like you're filled with strength, but you're filled with the will to go on.

[SPEAKER_05]: Wow. [SPEAKER_05]: Wow. [SPEAKER_05]: That's so sweet. [SPEAKER_05]: Henry just like concentrating still looks over at Susie. [SPEAKER_05]: Can't hear her anything, but looks over at her and just like smiles and pushes down on the lever a little bit harder. [SPEAKER_01]: The platform begins to descend.

[SPEAKER_01]: You see that it is leaving optimal behind as he was pushed off the platform by Sina, or he was, he was, he was, he was, he was not better. [SPEAKER_01]: So the platform is descending with the trailer, Lafajra, and Sina at the moment. [SPEAKER_03]: Is, is, is, is, is our, our other, Batty that's been fighting us as she still up.

[SPEAKER_01]: Gruna is still up. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Susie smiles very delicately and warmly at each of you before kind of snapping her head over. [SPEAKER_03]: And you hear her powerful jaws kind of click a couple of times, eyeing, eyeing, corona, you want it more of this. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes?

[SPEAKER_03]: If she points her finger again, I'm gonna do blood curse again, I don't care. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, do again, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, [SPEAKER_03]: four, plus four on the diet, plus my level, which is four.

[SPEAKER_03]: So eight points of damage, okay? [SPEAKER_03]: And she will also, she will fall prone and then she will suffer two times the next damage that she deals again. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: That's great. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, which means melee attacks against her have advantage, which is great.

[SPEAKER_05]: And her attacks have disadvantage while she's prone. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, that same energy racks her. [SPEAKER_01]: And as your turn ends, she is again. [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, ah, come on. [SPEAKER_01]: And then his force to the ground again. [SPEAKER_01]: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see how the big dogs play.

[SPEAKER_01]: And is going to take a swing at you. [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go with Lila. [SPEAKER_01]: It is going to take a hit at Lila. [SPEAKER_01]: So that is going to be 10 points of blood journey damage. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh. [SPEAKER_04]: She's going to use a lacquer to get again. [SPEAKER_04]: So when attacked, defend for free.

[SPEAKER_04]: So that's a minus four. [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, okay. [SPEAKER_01]: So that was, so that was away from 10, so that is six. [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, after the damage is out, she gains charged again and can teleport anywhere. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's so good. [SPEAKER_06]: Amazing. [SPEAKER_04]: You think she's going to lunge forward?

[SPEAKER_04]: But she actually goes up. [SPEAKER_04]: And she appears again behind LaFadra, crackling with static energy. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's so good. [SPEAKER_04]: You hear her little onion peel dress, [SPEAKER_01]: Let's not let Faitre go. [SPEAKER_04]: You're grossed out, girl. [SPEAKER_04]: And they call me creepy.

[SPEAKER_01]: As you just appear, you just materialize behind her. [SPEAKER_01]: Horrible, and Kruna goes, where'd it go? [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa! [SPEAKER_01]: And then goes, whoa, as 12 points of damage rebound back at her. [SPEAKER_01]: Pitting her in the gut, she is wavering on her feet. [SPEAKER_01]: She is so close.

[SPEAKER_01]: and she goes, well, mushrooms go on, then points to you, Henry and says, mouse is next, and is going to take a swing at you. [SPEAKER_01]: All right, with her second attack. [SPEAKER_01]: So that will be eight points of bludgeoning damage. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll knock that down by five and make it three.

[SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: And she's wavering and says, Come on, Mousi. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sorry, what? [SPEAKER_05]: I'm afraid I've stuffed my ears with this cloak, so I can't actually understand what you're saying. [SPEAKER_05]: What did you say? [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'll shake, come on, Mousi.

[SPEAKER_05]: Are you saying it's a talking? [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, I'm so sorry, I can't, I can't actually, I don't actually understand what you're saying. [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever you're saying, you must be complimenting my swordsmanship. [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you so much. [SPEAKER_05]: All right, okay, yeah, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you,

[SPEAKER_01]: optimal is on the on the top of kiosk. [SPEAKER_01]: The platform is quickly descending. [SPEAKER_01]: You see optimal reach a hand down and it's going to attempt to grab the trailer. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have optimal roll. [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's going to be finness. [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's more finness than anything else.

[SPEAKER_01]: Optimal reaches a hand down to grab the trailer, and the platform is just too low his fingers with. [SPEAKER_01]: And as Optimal sort of hangs there and goes, rest, you hear fluttering, [SPEAKER_01]: And then you hear a squeak that says, found you, found you, found you, and then optimal is pulled out of sight.

[SPEAKER_05]: What a way to go. [SPEAKER_05]: Wow. [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, why does someone look so horrified? [SPEAKER_05]: Is everything okay? [SPEAKER_05]: I felt this was going well. [SPEAKER_01]: You see, even Lafajra looks up in fear. [SPEAKER_01]: As dreadwing has come to Kyosk. [SPEAKER_01]: That is optimal turn.

[SPEAKER_01]: It is Lafajra's turn. [SPEAKER_03]: Susie looks at LaFedra and says, we are all but equal in his eyes, you know. [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps you should reconsider your alliances and who you're fighting against. [SPEAKER_01]: LaFedra snaps down at you. [SPEAKER_01]: Like you call this up to her and she snaps down at you and says, I would rather be devoured whole by that creature.

[SPEAKER_01]: Then play second fiddle to little outcasts like you. [SPEAKER_02]: Noted it. [SPEAKER_04]: That's an alkass. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a delightful reading that the giants have left around. [SPEAKER_02]: As you copy something at home, you're in there. [SPEAKER_01]: Good, corona. [SPEAKER_01]: Nasus would order that one.

[SPEAKER_01]: Stay cold and pony boy. [SPEAKER_01]: Lafadra is... Uhhh... Shee... [SPEAKER_01]: I think she's going to... P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P- [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think she's gonna chant.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think she rolls her eyes back, casts her face to the sky, begins chanting creepy, finger waving, all that evil magic stuff. [SPEAKER_05]: It's like the death of fingers too, so they're kinda big and sticky. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Her horrible little getko fingers, wavering.

[SPEAKER_01]: And this, oh, these, these weird reverberations echo out the air shimmers from her, and anyone who can hear her, which will not be you, Henry, will take. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, uh, just five points of psychic damage. [SPEAKER_05]: How's it really doing? [SPEAKER_05]: That does something bad to Lila, doesn't it?

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, so all of my defense things are just when attacked, defend for free. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: That's so good. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my gosh. [SPEAKER_01]: You just have that? [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. [SPEAKER_04]: Level four, yeah.

[SPEAKER_01]: You're just a tough little shroom. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm a tough little shroom that uses a lacquerity again. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: takes one point of damage and she disappears and reappears in front of her with holding her strange plant amazing and she's like twirling it in her hands cool that is the end of the fager's turn next is Sam good eye Sam is going to say right I'm going to take the other [SPEAKER_01]: runs to the other platform, hits the switch, and that platform begins to ascend.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry to see you. [SPEAKER_01]: Come on all. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, I'm coming. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Great. [SPEAKER_01]: As these platforms are nearing each other, Sam is like standing on the ledge, looking up at you. [SPEAKER_01]: As you're approaching each other, there's a baby.

[SPEAKER_06]: Well, I'm like fully wrapped up in the arms of this giant Lafajra is like coming down just like oh [SPEAKER_01]: Ugh, mortals. [SPEAKER_01]: That will be Sam's turn, Lila. [SPEAKER_01]: It is the top of the order. [SPEAKER_01]: You hear the sounds of battle from above, the sounds of, but this sort of robotic punches, the screams of a dmented bird, and then the punches stop.

[SPEAKER_01]: tapping of a beak, as the platform descends the doors begin to close, and at the last second, the beak comes through stopping them from closing entirely, and you hear from the beak. [SPEAKER_04]: Found you! [SPEAKER_04]: Attention ball shoppers. [SPEAKER_04]: There is a loose bird. [SPEAKER_04]: Please claim your bird as a kid.

[SPEAKER_04]: There is a loose bird. [SPEAKER_04]: Please. [SPEAKER_04]: Attend to your bird. [SPEAKER_04]: Security. [SPEAKER_04]: Please. [SPEAKER_05]: Attend to the bird. [SPEAKER_05]: I think that was the loudest that is. [SPEAKER_05]: Hadry actually does hear that. [SPEAKER_05]: It just looks up because.

[SPEAKER_05]: Oh, crap. [SPEAKER_04]: It's good, man, like it's thunder, like that's how loud it is to us, like. [SPEAKER_05]: That's a problem. [SPEAKER_01]: God, as dreadwing enters the combat on optum, taking optimal's turn for himself. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, whilea, it is your turn. [SPEAKER_04]: I only see the beak so far.

[SPEAKER_01]: Only the beak has come through. [SPEAKER_04]: Great. [SPEAKER_01]: But it has stopped the trap doors from closing. [SPEAKER_03]: But we are still descending. [SPEAKER_01]: You're still descending. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh. [SPEAKER_03]: Can I interrupt just for one second? [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot to leave something.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh yes. [SPEAKER_03]: I got a mystic mark. [SPEAKER_03]: The marker is protected. [SPEAKER_06]: What is this? [SPEAKER_03]: So that means that Prince Henry and Lyla for the next minute of combat. [SPEAKER_03]: You can ignore one negative condition you might receive. [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, that's nice, thank you.

[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, bless it. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Lila ponders upon our relationship and the smiles. [UNKNOWN]: Mm-hmm. [SPEAKER_01]: Suzy, do you have like a sigil, or like a mystic like symbol that you keep with you? [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's like a little outline that matches the little hexes in her shell.

[SPEAKER_03]: but it's like a little outline in yellow and red and orange that matches her skin. [SPEAKER_03]: And it just glows and shimmers lightly on you. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, like a care bear. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[SPEAKER_03]: She still says it for effect. [SPEAKER_03]: You can see her moving her hands in a way that indicates to you that she's saying, yes, yes, darling. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry. [SPEAKER_03]: Ooh. [SPEAKER_05]: Henry's eyes narrow at you in the way that a grand child's does when the grand parent is like, my blood pressure's fine.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: That's fine. [SPEAKER_03]: That's accurate. [SPEAKER_04]: Hmm, okay, top of the order is Lila, she is holding a strange plant and she is still crackling with energy and if I describe this plant to you yet, I don't think you have what is this plant? [SPEAKER_04]: It's all storm chasers have a strange plant on their person.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: So Lila has been carrying a Tai chili pepper. [SPEAKER_04]: a little spicy as she said with a little spicy yeah so she is smiling and crackling with the static electricity and she rips the top off like a grenade and shoves it forward into Lafadre's mouth can't chant with this can you and let me remind you that geckos are very [SPEAKER_05]: They're very, very poor, it's my logical warfare.

[SPEAKER_04]: This skin is wet because they need it to respirate. [SPEAKER_05]: Wow. [SPEAKER_05]: So, this is science. [SPEAKER_04]: Also, Spicey. [SPEAKER_04]: And yeah, peppers are, what is it? [SPEAKER_04]: Is it hydrophilic? [SPEAKER_03]: Mmm. [SPEAKER_04]: Wow. [SPEAKER_03]: That cap's ace and all up in there.

[SPEAKER_04]: so much capsist and how many school bills a lot. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just coming in so hard. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_01]: You fully plunge this pepper into the sorceress's mouth. [SPEAKER_01]: She comes back like, oh, like, what did you, what did you just, [SPEAKER_01]: It begins coughing, gagging.

[SPEAKER_01]: Does this do damage? [SPEAKER_04]: Like, I, it's just my strange planet, but I keep with me, it's, I don't have any stat that's associated with it. [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, that's your call case. [SPEAKER_04]: It's a hundred thousand skull wheel units. [SPEAKER_04]: Stop for chanting. [SPEAKER_04]: That was the intention, at least.

[SPEAKER_01]: I think, yeah, like at the loss of your plant, like this, this rids you of your plant. [SPEAKER_01]: However, I will say it completely nullifies her chanting for this round, and will do fire damage to her. [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, I'm going to have it work. [SPEAKER_01]: For, for ridding yourself of your plant, I'm gonna make this a 2D6 fire damage roll.

[SPEAKER_04]: So go ahead and go ahead and roll. [SPEAKER_04]: That's gonna be an eight. [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, okay. [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good. [SPEAKER_01]: She comes back. [SPEAKER_01]: She comes back coughs and fire. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, Melch's fourth from her mouth. [SPEAKER_01]: As she says, whatever you've done, you creature.

[SPEAKER_00]: I shared. [SPEAKER_04]: I share this crazy. [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know why I'm just a little freak at a lover. [SPEAKER_05]: I am a little freak at a friend. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to come back for a second. [SPEAKER_03]: She's a child.

[SPEAKER_01]: So good. [SPEAKER_01]: She... God. [SPEAKER_01]: Lafajre is just gagging and coughing. [SPEAKER_01]: Is there anything else you do on your turn? [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_04]: That was just one action. [SPEAKER_04]: From where she's standing, she casts overload, which is another 2-D-8 damage.

[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh. [SPEAKER_04]: Because she is currently charged. [SPEAKER_01]: Wow. [SPEAKER_01]: You overload. [SPEAKER_01]: That's how much? [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, we may have crit, uh, the 12. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yes! [SPEAKER_04]: She expels all of the electricity in her body because her condition is now uncharged.

[SPEAKER_04]: Hmm. [SPEAKER_04]: She's discharged everything. [SPEAKER_04]: Wow, Lila. [SPEAKER_01]: It's, I mean, first it's fire then it's electricity. [SPEAKER_01]: This gecko is just lit up from plasma, left and right. [SPEAKER_01]: Scraping, lo-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

[SPEAKER_01]: It's, it's crazy to look at. [SPEAKER_01]: She's lit up like a Christmas tree. [SPEAKER_01]: Gosh, I, sorry. [SPEAKER_01]: I now have to calculate how much that just did to her. [SPEAKER_04]: Not, sorry. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my skin is so dry. [SPEAKER_04]: It looks dry. [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to just zap for another 2-D-A.

[SPEAKER_05]: We all thought because she's uncharged, but now she's she's brain worm back. [SPEAKER_04]: She's uncharged, but she calls upon the electrical socket through the crack of the skylight there. [SPEAKER_04]: This girl is too crazy, I swear, um, that is 11. [SPEAKER_04]: Huh. [SPEAKER_04]: This is crazy.

[SPEAKER_05]: I'm sad. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe Shroom's go. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't believe her either. [SPEAKER_05]: You know? [SPEAKER_05]: I love this like 11 power child. [SPEAKER_05]: Yes. [SPEAKER_04]: This is wild. [SPEAKER_04]: She does not understand. [SPEAKER_04]: how powerful she is. [SPEAKER_03]: Clearly neither best in the fedra, because she called you a creature right in your face.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, she's just, you know, looking at her suffering and she just bends your head ever since ladies. [SPEAKER_01]: God, uh, Sina, it is your turn. [SPEAKER_01]: to refresh you, Lafajra is screaming from the amount of attacks that we're just done to her from a mushroom. [SPEAKER_01]: There is the trailer still there.

[SPEAKER_01]: Optimal seems to have met a fate worse than death. [SPEAKER_01]: Dreadwing is breaking his way into this room above me right now. [SPEAKER_01]: Below, Kruena waivers on her feet y'all are about halfway down to the ground now. [SPEAKER_06]: I would like to tell me if this is something I can even attempt.

[SPEAKER_01]: Uh-oh. [SPEAKER_06]: As LaFadra is struggling to breathe and struggling to chant with this spicy pepper in her mouth, I want to grab her and hurl her up as an offering to Dreadway. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have you roll a string to check. [SPEAKER_01]: Our strength contest against Lafajra, who is a sorceress?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, classically known for their incredible strength. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so strong. [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously. [SPEAKER_04]: Very strong. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, tank like physique. [SPEAKER_01]: That's a 23. [SPEAKER_04]: Ooh! [SPEAKER_01]: Against the 10? [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, confidence. [SPEAKER_01]: You grab her.

[SPEAKER_01]: And as you do, she calls out to all of you, well, except Henry, and she says, wait, so the heroes save the day, all the children go home, the wicked are vanquished, and all is right with the world, but there's something you still don't know. [SPEAKER_01]: Do you not suspect that it was all too easy to invade your little cam?

[SPEAKER_01]: Do you not suspect that perhaps someone opened the gate? [SPEAKER_01]: You will have to use another strength check to hoist to like shut you have her up in order to like throw her within reach of dead when dreadwing you would have to make another strength check. [SPEAKER_01]: However, she's saying something to you right now and it's up to she says if you kill me You will never know who betrayed you if you don't tell me now You will get the chance Hmm You're gonna be bird food.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna let you roll a free influence. [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Can we help? [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, by staring her down anyone who wants to help can yeah, I want to let you all get an I want to help yeah, I will say at this point The platform hits the ground you are all there you are all in this moment now [SPEAKER_05]: Can I take the thing out of my ear and say everything got rather serious can someone give me a quick recap please?

[SPEAKER_02]: I wonder if Lucino was going to launch her up to Dreadwing's beak however she has informed us that there's a mole and not like Mr. Edward who lives underneath the pancake stand. [SPEAKER_05]: All right. [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm caught up. [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you. [SPEAKER_03]: I rolled my influence and I got a 14.

[SPEAKER_03]: Suzy's face kind of dissolves into this very, I don't think anyone has seen this look on her face other than Sina, maybe. [SPEAKER_03]: It is a look of open hatred. [SPEAKER_03]: Her beak, like the little [SPEAKER_03]: the little like beak at the end of her snout is kind of snapping a little bit and her little tortoise are kind of blazing orbs in her skull.

[SPEAKER_03]: She stares the slitty down and in her unoccupied hand, a ball of like red and black energy is crackling and swirling as she stares at her. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so we've got a 14. [SPEAKER_01]: We have a, what did you roll, Sina? [SPEAKER_01]: 15. [SPEAKER_01]: can you just give the help action by giving someone advantage right I will take the group check on this one I want you all to get in on this oh okay I think this is a group intimidation check uh Lila inflates a little so that she grows like a few inches which is a little scary to all of [SPEAKER_05]: amazing.

[SPEAKER_05]: She doesn't say anything. [SPEAKER_05]: Henry only rolled a ten and as he says this I think there's part of him that doesn't quite believe himself but he says [SPEAKER_05]: The Fadra, you ask what King's Court has done for us. [SPEAKER_05]: King's Court, and the Queen have done everything for us.

[SPEAKER_05]: They have taken in refugees from Petlandia. [SPEAKER_05]: They make sure that the kingdom is fed with the bounty of the Court. [SPEAKER_05]: And they have taken in the child of a traitor's. [SPEAKER_05]: As a political prisoner, perhaps. [SPEAKER_05]: But also, as a community member, [SPEAKER_05]: and though I may never see the light of the Queen's guard, I will always fight for the Queen, and so will all of us.

[SPEAKER_01]: She looks over all of you. [SPEAKER_01]: As you say these things, the words wash over her and above [SPEAKER_01]: you hear the groaning and breaking of the trap doors as dreadwing forces his way in. [SPEAKER_01]: Snapping his beak, as he begins to descend, Lafajra looks up at the four of you and says, [SPEAKER_01]: was the rat king, so great he was housed in the bodies of ten rats, intelligent, strong, a being that could rival the giants in prowess.

[SPEAKER_01]: But during that final sweep in the great war he was dealt a devastating blow, he was struck through his heart, the nut of rats tales which bound him together. [SPEAKER_01]: He was scattered. [SPEAKER_01]: broken, most of his pieces died. [SPEAKER_01]: But one returned to Arcadia. [SPEAKER_01]: He remains there, even now growing in strength, and we will give him the strength he needs to return to claim his kingdom.

[SPEAKER_01]: And as Dreadwing begins to descend, and you look and see Kruinner has fully like, she's gone. [SPEAKER_01]: but there was another piece that survived. [SPEAKER_01]: And at that moment, dreadwing the slams down on the top of the trailer. [SPEAKER_01]: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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[SPEAKER_01]: Dreadwing is before you, uh, and all of you can roll a perception check. [SPEAKER_05]: 11. [SPEAKER_05]: Is examination an option or just perception? [SPEAKER_01]: I'll take examination. [SPEAKER_05]: 17. [SPEAKER_05]: 21. [SPEAKER_05]: 21. [SPEAKER_05]: Whoo! [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: I think Sinna, you're the only one who doesn't see this.

[SPEAKER_01]: Perhaps because the person you were about to throttle disappeared. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: on a stick is beginning to descend it's really big you you think it might be a tool used by the giants and you wonder if it might be a tool to subdued red wing and that if you hold out long enough you may not be the only one's fighting this guy okay is the severed [SPEAKER_06]: No.

[SPEAKER_06]: Hold on. [SPEAKER_06]: This cool thing. [SPEAKER_01]: Yep. [SPEAKER_01]: Wow. [SPEAKER_06]: Cross. [SPEAKER_06]: I will grab it and toss it towards the dreadwing as some fresh meat and run my little happy buddy legs as far away as I can. [SPEAKER_01]: You throw it. [SPEAKER_01]: God, what would this even be, because you're enticing him to eat it?

[SPEAKER_06]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, man. [SPEAKER_01]: That's rough. [SPEAKER_04]: That's horrible. [SPEAKER_04]: So gross. [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's naturecraft. [SPEAKER_01]: Naturecraft. [SPEAKER_01]: You're kind of handling an animal. [SPEAKER_01]: It is the circle of life. [SPEAKER_06]: I was hoping for a finesse, but sure.

[SPEAKER_06]: You're kind of handling an animal a little bit. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_06]: These ones, I'm telling you. [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_06]: No. [SPEAKER_04]: That's an improbability. [SPEAKER_04]: Are you for real? [SPEAKER_04]: That's a one minus one. [SPEAKER_06]: That is a zero.

[SPEAKER_04]: No, that's a one. [SPEAKER_04]: How did you get three in one session? [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, I don't know. [SPEAKER_06]: That's why you take Robin. [SPEAKER_05]: I think you take damage. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, look at the club whips around and hits you in the back of the head. [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's, it's like if somebody would, if someone unexperienced tried to use nunchucks, and fully bits themselves, I need you to roll a 2D6 attack on yourself.

[SPEAKER_06]: 2D6. [SPEAKER_06]: Okay, y'all are grinna, grinna, didn't play that's five but I'm going to use one of my special abilities [SPEAKER_06]: I'm going to defend against my own attack on myself, which will my armor that will bring it down to one, so I take one damage, and I will use my bunny leg's ability that allows me to hop up to my speed in any direction for free.

[SPEAKER_06]: So I will do a full run and then I still have one more action, which will be full run more. [SPEAKER_06]: I'm getting as far from dreadwing as I possibly can. [SPEAKER_01]: You're about to overtake crew in a, you like, run for the door. [SPEAKER_06]: Get out of there. [SPEAKER_06]: Take back your tail.

[SPEAKER_01]: Great. [SPEAKER_01]: You, you, you're high, you're high tailing it out of here. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, I'm a coward. [SPEAKER_01]: And that is your turn. [SPEAKER_01]: Henry, it is your turn. [SPEAKER_05]: I look up at the net, the loop. [SPEAKER_05]: Is that something that could be got on?

[SPEAKER_01]: Got on? [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, is it something you could reach to climb? [SPEAKER_05]: Is that something I can climb? [SPEAKER_05]: Is that something I can skitter up to? [SPEAKER_06]: Mr. [SPEAKER_06]: Prince, you fool! [SPEAKER_06]: You got a run! [SPEAKER_01]: You know what? [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is far too much fun.

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, the thing is, Sam, good eyes platform is still raising in the air. [SPEAKER_01]: So if you were to skitter up the beam that is holding up their platform, [SPEAKER_05]: Sina, can I do something to you just for flavor? [SPEAKER_05]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: Because if I could skitter up the B of anyway, I just think this would be very funny to do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Sina started running away. [SPEAKER_05]: Henry steps on the loose end of their crocheted kill. [SPEAKER_05]: And they're little bunny butt starts to... Starts two weeks. [SPEAKER_05]: Is that if this is okay, is this okay? [SPEAKER_05]: Yes. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: I want to make sure.

[SPEAKER_06]: No, my dignity. [SPEAKER_05]: Takes the rope, swings it up toward the other platform. [SPEAKER_05]: Skitters up that and goes up the loop. [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm. [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry, Sita. [SPEAKER_05]: And I'll move. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll use however many actions I need to move to make that happen.

[SPEAKER_05]: This killed with mostly just for flavor, because I thought it was a nice callback to send us barely all the money away. [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's shown a little bun bun. [SPEAKER_01]: You're like the like the like the like the little girl on the on the suntan lotion. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I like the skirt of the cheek.

[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Just a tasteful amount. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Where isn't that a bit of cheek? [SPEAKER_01]: I will have you let me have you roll either finesse or might. [SPEAKER_05]: I'll do might for sure. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: 14. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_01]: On a 14, you begin scrambling up the, uh, up the cord and are able to, I will say it takes an action to get up onto the platform and an action to, um, to jump onto the loop.

[SPEAKER_05]: Great. [SPEAKER_01]: So for that, I will need the nest. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, thank God, because my decks is my just one. [SPEAKER_05]: 17. [SPEAKER_01]: You fully jump and land onto the loop. [SPEAKER_01]: The loop hesitates for a second as it feels sort of unexpected pressure But it's still descending you are you are on it now Great you're like hanging from it like a like a like someone out of a helicopter or something [SPEAKER_05]: looks at the club tale that Syna had just thrown.

[SPEAKER_05]: Looks back at his own tailing goes, I've got one of those, and posts up on the handle of this thing, and just dangles his little tail, right, in the middle of the loop. [SPEAKER_05]: for Dreadwings to go get, and I'm going to prepare the third action that I have if I can do this to just drop as soon as Dreadwings tries to snap at the tail.

[SPEAKER_05]: I just want to fall off the net as soon as Dreadwings snaps at the tail. [SPEAKER_05]: And if I lose a tail in the business, I lose a tail in the business. [SPEAKER_01]: I need you to roll influence now. [SPEAKER_05]: Come on, dreadwing, for the queen. [SPEAKER_05]: McQueen? [SPEAKER_05]: It's a four.

[SPEAKER_01]: On a four, dreadwing is not focused on what? [SPEAKER_05]: What? [SPEAKER_01]: However, you are in position. [SPEAKER_05]: Right, could someone get him up here? [SPEAKER_05]: I'm prepared to drop. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not self-sacrificing or anything. [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not that stupid. [SPEAKER_01]: Susie, it is your turn.

[SPEAKER_03]: Falling prone with that cause dreadwing to fall into like face first into that little loop that under is trying to get by that. [SPEAKER_01]: No, okay, but I think in order to fall prone this parrot would like his face with land on its side, which leaves one eye looking up at the loop. [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, it would at least turn as attention up there.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to do a simple hex then. [SPEAKER_01]: What's what I'm going to do? [SPEAKER_03]: Susie looks at Henry and you can see in her eyes as she kind of locks eyes with you. [SPEAKER_03]: that there is a weighing of options. [SPEAKER_03]: She knows that you are strong and that you are capable and that you are powerful and the little smile kind of tugging at the edges of her mouth show you that she is proud of you in this moment, but there is a look of worry in her eyes as well.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's valid. [SPEAKER_03]: Like you're being reckless and she carefully points a finger at dreadwing. [SPEAKER_03]: I love rolling this. [SPEAKER_03]: Den on the floor, I love it so much. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm never going to get sick of it. [SPEAKER_03]: So that's five points of damage. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's not. [SPEAKER_03]: It's ten points of damage, because it's the dice plus my level. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's two. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, that's five plus four nine points of damage. [SPEAKER_03]: And the affliction in feeble. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so at the end of your turn, Dreadwing is gonna fall prone.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_01]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: And then I think there's a look of introspection. [SPEAKER_03]: At you, Henry, and she loosens her robes, and you can see there's a crack on the front of her shell. [SPEAKER_05]: No. [SPEAKER_03]: And she holds a hand to it. [SPEAKER_02]: My friends, I am loath to ask for your help in this moment, as we are always for where.

[SPEAKER_02]: But in our last moments, if this does not work out, I suppose togetherness is what matters most. [SPEAKER_02]: Would you? [SPEAKER_02]: Could one of you? [SPEAKER_03]: Help me here. [SPEAKER_03]: She looks super embarrassed to ask. [SPEAKER_05]: Lila, there's nothing I can do. [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if it's in his car to anything you could do.

[SPEAKER_05]: Lila can, yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I simply need some of your essence. [SPEAKER_02]: That's all. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, Lila, just like, oh, oh, it opens arms. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank you, my dear. [SPEAKER_03]: You have fought valiantly today. [SPEAKER_03]: She looks at you, and who has the lowest HP?

[SPEAKER_03]: Is it synna now? [SPEAKER_03]: I've got, yeah, I have one health. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sinner. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, baby. [SPEAKER_03]: Ugh. [SPEAKER_03]: She looks at you, sinner. [SPEAKER_02]: And you have proven your metal dozens of time over. [SPEAKER_02]: And you, Prince Henry, have given me the bravery and strength that I needed to let other people also take care of me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Thank you all for being my family. [SPEAKER_03]: And you see like a golden light start to kind of spread and stitch the little kind of rend in the front of her shell. [SPEAKER_03]: And Synna, you also feel that same kind of cooling power as like a silvery blue light kind of comes toward you and develops you healing you up.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so me and Jen have to roll or hit die. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Do hit die explode for healing? [SPEAKER_03]: Do they? [SPEAKER_05]: That's a good question. [SPEAKER_01]: Ahhhh. [SPEAKER_05]: With the power of friendship, do they? [SPEAKER_01]: You know what? [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to look this up right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, they do. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: I just got a three. [SPEAKER_04]: I? [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15.

[SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_04]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15.

[SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_06]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: I've got a 15. [SPEAKER_03]: A little tear, kind of rolls down her cheek.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's very touched and overcome right now by everything happening. [SPEAKER_03]: And then she realizes that Dreadwing is there and she snaps in its direction. [SPEAKER_03]: And it falls prone. [SPEAKER_03]: Wow. [SPEAKER_01]: At your, seeming like in time with your gaze, your attention snaps to Dreadwing.

[SPEAKER_01]: And a force pulls Dreadwing to the earth. [SPEAKER_01]: And looks, as his face hits the ground, one eye pops up to look at the loop descending above him with a mouse on it. [SPEAKER_01]: And of the four of you, I think Henry might be at the lowest health. [SPEAKER_01]: Probably, yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Henry, you have the lowest health right now.

[SPEAKER_01]: You are the easiest target. [SPEAKER_01]: God and dreadwing knows this. [SPEAKER_01]: And so, going for the easy target, he returns to his clawed feet, spreads his wings, and, like, rushes into the air towards you, beak open, prepared to snap you into his jaws. [SPEAKER_05]: Henry has words and hugs that he fully intends to give to Susie today and he is most certainly not planning on dying today and you see as dreadwing moves toward him, he kind of braces and his eyes lock in with that focus of a professional athlete and a professional competitor and someone who is always [SPEAKER_05]: always willing to make it a competition to win that last bite, to get the edge, to get the last word.

[SPEAKER_05]: And he just waits for that perfect moment for dreadwing to snap and to jump off. [SPEAKER_01]: It is hard to see what happens. [SPEAKER_01]: Inry, I will need you to make a finesse roll off, again, straight away, to see who escapes, who. [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, with a 19 on the dive, that's an 18.

[SPEAKER_01]: You plummet. [SPEAKER_01]: Backward, arms wide. [SPEAKER_01]: dreadwings, hooked beak comes through the loop. [SPEAKER_01]: The beak closes and you feel your tail in his beak. [SPEAKER_01]: The shark pain of him clamping down on your tail. [SPEAKER_01]: You are jerked into the air, and then both of you are jerked by the [SPEAKER_01]: prepared action of animal control as the loop is pulled suddenly into the air.

[SPEAKER_01]: Dreadwing Rack is pulled away from you the jerk of the loop that surprised of it, Dreadwing [SPEAKER_01]: plummeting to the earth, and I need someone to catch Henry. [SPEAKER_04]: Lila hasn't gone yet, right? [SPEAKER_01]: Lila has not gone yet. [SPEAKER_03]: My dexterity is bad. [SPEAKER_01]: The rest of Dreadwing's turn is pulled away from him.

[SPEAKER_04]: Wow, you wink. [SPEAKER_01]: It falls to Lila. [SPEAKER_01]: It is your turn. [SPEAKER_04]: have a question. [SPEAKER_01]: Sure. [SPEAKER_04]: So Beast Shift is limited to my dexterity and refills what I have a safe rest and we haven't had one. [SPEAKER_04]: That's true. [SPEAKER_04]: However, leveling up, I've gained more dexterity.

[SPEAKER_04]: Does that refill the tank? [SPEAKER_01]: I will say, at level up, yes. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say, you may use it once more. [SPEAKER_04]: Lila sees. [SPEAKER_04]: Prince Hottie. [SPEAKER_04]: Flying. [SPEAKER_05]: This aromantic mouse. [SPEAKER_04]: I'm talking to a lot of those Prince Hottie.

[SPEAKER_04]: Okay. [SPEAKER_04]: Just, you know, you see a glisten from behind her blindfold, like watching action happen, as Prince Hottie falls from the sky. [SPEAKER_04]: And in her larger mushroom form, she does that thing again, where she kind of backbends and beast shifts into a budgie. [SPEAKER_05]: A budgie.

[SPEAKER_05]: For the one bird into another. [SPEAKER_04]: And she takes flight to just swoop and catch him. [SPEAKER_01]: You, I'm not even gonna make you roll for that. [SPEAKER_01]: You do, you expended a beast shift, [SPEAKER_01]: grab Henry out of the air, both of you tumble to the earth, and all of you are reunited at the edge of the trailer.

[SPEAKER_00]: Who's that pretty prince? [SPEAKER_00]: Who's that pretty prince? [SPEAKER_05]: Well, that's rather nice, thank you. [SPEAKER_05]: Tell my people open, but nonetheless, [SPEAKER_01]: you all look up as dreadwing before he is pulled out of sight says found to me found to me and is pulled away.

[SPEAKER_01]: Lila on some frequency you don't understand you hear a giant voice saying right we're gonna take this one to be rehabilitated he'll be back to normal in no time [SPEAKER_06]: So you're back, back a little naked, just holding loose yarn over their midsection. [SPEAKER_03]: Susie takes off the little mantle that she wears, like the little babushka kind of like drape, but she has, and just kind of wraps it around you, like a little seron, that's so funny.

[SPEAKER_03]: What it's worth? [SPEAKER_02]: You've got very charming buttons. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, thank you, Susie. [SPEAKER_06]: I was wondering if you know how to cross it, because I need to make my kill again. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I do, yes, Sinai can do that for you. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I do love to craft, and she stops in the middle of what she's saying, thinking about like those nights that she gets nice and cozy in warm in her home and has visitors and does crafts by the fire and thinks about the last person who came to visit her and her eyes kind of get a little teary.

[SPEAKER_03]: No matter, I can and would love to help you. [SPEAKER_07]: I know there's a lot fresh to figure out moving forward, but something about seeing that freakish bird get caught away by the giants, just I've been breathed a little bit easier and I'm glad I couldn't be here with you when it happens.

[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Sina, it does feel like cathosis doesn't it? [SPEAKER_07]: Indeed. [SPEAKER_07]: You want one of these big ol' feathers? [SPEAKER_07]: Oh! [SPEAKER_01]: Might be able to pretty up your space a bit. [SPEAKER_01]: So many. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm afraid of a sword mint. [SPEAKER_01]: Through this, you hear?

[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's all well and good. [SPEAKER_01]: Cause so I hit the llama. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Sam, Sam! [SPEAKER_01]: And they're just calling down from the top. [UNKNOWN]: Oh. [SPEAKER_06]: I didn't open up. [SPEAKER_06]: I was over and pulls the lever. [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't even get to this send back down.

[SPEAKER_01]: Um. [SPEAKER_05]: The clock is at zero, but the game is not over yet. [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I want to go look for the kids. [UNKNOWN]: Mm. [SPEAKER_05]: It's not a train load. [SPEAKER_05]: It's gone looking for the kids. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Can we go like that?

[SPEAKER_01]: Yo, you, it takes a little work. [SPEAKER_01]: However, there's no time issue. [SPEAKER_01]: Not nobody stopping you. [SPEAKER_01]: You are able to find out how the trailer opens up and it's sides and back fall down, folding out into a little base of sorts. [SPEAKER_01]: And sitting right in the middle of it are like 30 children.

[SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, pretty babies, pretty babies. [SPEAKER_01]: And they all, like the trailer opens, they all gasped and they look and see the four of you and they all start cheering and crying and laughing. [SPEAKER_01]: And all run to like, it is an avalanche of kids just like run to embrace all four of you.

[SPEAKER_01]: Honey. [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, four of them are hanging off of Lila's bird neck and she's just like happily tweeting. [SPEAKER_04]: She's purple and fluffy. [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, watch the tail. [SPEAKER_01]: So a couple things to clear up before before we end. [SPEAKER_01]: Sana.

[SPEAKER_01]: Sam still makes ready to leave tonight. [SPEAKER_01]: Do you go with them? [SPEAKER_07]: I wish I could, but I feel like this mission has an end of the year, you know what's time? [SPEAKER_07]: I'll make a deal with you. [SPEAKER_01]: Right? [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry. [SPEAKER_01]: You laughing at my broke?

[SPEAKER_07]: It always tickled me. [SPEAKER_01]: Well, better than you, your bro was hanging out that whole fight. [SPEAKER_06]: Nope. [SPEAKER_06]: Don't you be talking about my bro? [SPEAKER_01]: You're wee bitty bun buns. [SPEAKER_06]: That completely derailed me. [SPEAKER_07]: I want to go with you.

[SPEAKER_07]: I want to feel the sun that's real and not artificial. [SPEAKER_07]: I want to touch grass, I want to feel what it's like to be up in the wilds, running around with the other buns, but I want to help my people here as well. [SPEAKER_07]: Can I do both? [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, no, because the tunnel is going to close, but the tunnel is going to close?

[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's not stable. [SPEAKER_01]: It might collapse on our way out, but [SPEAKER_01]: I... they put a hand on their shoulder, on your shoulder, and say don't mean though, it'll be the last time you see each other. [SPEAKER_01]: And... well, if you're in mall, I guess there's a reason to come back.

[SPEAKER_01]: I'll be half-see in ya. [SPEAKER_07]: I'll be seeing ya, and we'll figure out a way to keep that turn open for good. [SPEAKER_01]: This mile, and they leave a group of moles standing impatiently by Arms Crossed, and Sam goes with them, and you go with your group back to King's Court. [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you emerge, standing outside in sort of the thoroughfare is a fairly nervous nips who, upon seeing the four of you emerge goes, uh, uh, you pick, yeah, I'll get say, well, I'll get say everything turned out to me.

[SPEAKER_01]: Me, you know, me leading you to them and all, [SPEAKER_01]: I lovely to help you, and be your comrade! [SPEAKER_05]: Elder Susie, would you care to tell this fellow, where he can stick it? [SPEAKER_02]: I'm afraid that my patience and good nature have been one thin this day. [SPEAKER_02]: You can go climb a tree's uh, and I mean that disrespectfully.

[SPEAKER_01]: You know what they say about patience is that you can always buy more. [SPEAKER_01]: And fetches a coin person says luckily I won the card game off a couple of holes earlier today. [SPEAKER_04]: Lila takes her tiny beak and grabs him and turns him upside down and shakes. [SPEAKER_01]: All sorts of things, coins, buttons, everything comes issuing out of his pocket seals.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't, I don't like you can ever know you can ever know. [SPEAKER_02]: You shall never darken our doorstep again. [SPEAKER_02]: And should you see us coming? [SPEAKER_02]: You will remove yourself from our sight. [SPEAKER_01]: but it grossed fast with you and he. [SPEAKER_04]: She kind of tosses you to the ground and just starts pecking at your bottom.

[SPEAKER_04]: Ow! [SPEAKER_04]: Ow! [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding! [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding! [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just kidding! [SPEAKER_03]: Susie opens her grandma bag and just starts putting stuff in there for everyone. [SPEAKER_01]: You help yourself. [SPEAKER_05]: Along with the word, there's originals.

[SPEAKER_05]: Correct. [SPEAKER_01]: You... wait out the day. [SPEAKER_01]: the rest of the day in Kiosk, and then, at night, when all the giants have left, the lands of Mall and it is safe once more to travel. [SPEAKER_01]: You head out, children in hand, two Kings Court. [SPEAKER_05]: As we're waiting out that day, [SPEAKER_05]: As people are, I'm sure, like, expanding some hip-dye and, like, taking rests and healing a little bit, Henry will use his field medic ability to add my examination bonus, which is three, to the HP that Elder Suzy recovers, and is just helping to, like, finish stitching up the rest of the crack in her shell.

[SPEAKER_05]: And says, [SPEAKER_05]: I'll just lose the eye, I'm glad that you've chosen to take care of yourself. [SPEAKER_05]: I never intended to die by dreadwing, I hope you know, and I'm quite glad that you didn't either. [SPEAKER_05]: Self-sacrifice is simply not worth it. [SPEAKER_05]: You haven't played the game right if you don't come home with everyone.

[SPEAKER_02]: Said like, a loyal subject and perhaps a Sunday King. [SPEAKER_02]: God, I hope not. [SPEAKER_02]: It is important that the queen knows what you have done this day. [SPEAKER_02]: All the strength and bravery and indeed the kindness and thoughtfulness that you have given to our humble party to this kingdom.

[SPEAKER_02]: You've done wonderfully. [SPEAKER_02]: I know that your lineage is [SPEAKER_02]: a source spot for you. [SPEAKER_02]: It was not your fault that your parents were traitors and that what went on was so ugly. [SPEAKER_02]: But the beauty, young prince, that you bring to the world, it is unparalleled, and I will make sure that she knows this.

[SPEAKER_02]: As well as the more unsafe [SPEAKER_05]: I just nozzle into Elder Suzy. [SPEAKER_05]: She gives you the biggest hug. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a real warm, despite her being cold-blooded. [SPEAKER_05]: And I just very quietly say, [SPEAKER_05]: You know what? [SPEAKER_05]: Elder I. I understand that my grandfather was a traitor to more, and that I am the director's altar of my father's betrayal of my stepmother.

[SPEAKER_05]: And so, because of that, I can understand politically and personally why it was quite an easy choice for my father to give me up. [SPEAKER_05]: and I also understand why King's Court may not want me in their garden might be hesitant to trust a jack-apony, but I want you to know that you were the first person who's ever really felt like home to me, and I will be happy to have travelled to King's Court if for no other reason than to have met you.

[SPEAKER_05]: I love you, Elder Susie. [SPEAKER_03]: She pulls you back for a second. [SPEAKER_03]: Before you look at her face, you can feel the tears falling on your head between your ears, kind of moistening your fur. [SPEAKER_03]: And she looks you in the face when she says this and leans down. [SPEAKER_02]: It has been my honor and continues to be a privilege to get to love you too, print Henry.

[SPEAKER_01]: And so, you head out. [SPEAKER_01]: The long road back to King's Court is not as long as the one you took this morning. [SPEAKER_01]: There are no skeleton traps laid by gecko sources. [SPEAKER_01]: There's not even a dreaded McCaw hanging over your heads, but there is a nagging thought.

[SPEAKER_01]: On your way back, each of you in turn wonders if the telling tack would glow in the presence of our comedies, and tiles and tiles away. [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's so good. [SPEAKER_01]: Before a symphony of war of bleeps and bloops, bathed in neon and purples and pinks, their stand two geckos, they kneel before a throne.

[SPEAKER_01]: And one says, we have failed you, my leash. [SPEAKER_01]: and a chorus of deep voices, answer. [UNKNOWN]: No! [SPEAKER_07]: You have planted the seeder. [SPEAKER_01]: And now, we will want it grow. [SPEAKER_01]: And that is where we will end our time and fall. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh tremendous wow oh my gosh you guys are so good y'all are so good my heart is so full I'm so so beautiful [SPEAKER_06]: Thank you so much for listening to the final episode of May Chan High Five, Legends of Mall, Treachery of the Rat King.

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