(Patreon Preview) Mage Hand Down Low: The Badlands - Ep. 64: Ring Bearer

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0:31 [SPEAKER_01]: but God only knows who else. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry, I made it. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, parabasus. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, parabasus here. [SPEAKER_01]: But we didn't ask parabasus, not to be here. [SPEAKER_01]: I think there he would be. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe you want to listen to if we'd ask.

0:46 [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to get away with, I wanted to get away with killing Titus. [SPEAKER_01]: I really do. [SPEAKER_00]: I, like I know we're here to rescue Tiberius, but I think he's earned it. [SPEAKER_00]: I think he deserves it. [SPEAKER_00]: He absolutely has, but at the same time, the timing is bad.

1:02 [SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna make a worse for all the rest of us if he does it right here right now. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, but I hope he like gets away with it in some shadowy corner or some shit. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I just I'm like, I freaking hate that guy. [SPEAKER_01]: I'd barapis is awesome. [SPEAKER_01]: And I just want him to get to kill this guy.

1:19 [SPEAKER_01]: Just imagine that. [SPEAKER_00]: That scene. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just like, hmm. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I've, it's because I've been stabbed. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, ow. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's, it's, it wouldn't even go. [SPEAKER_01]: No, because barapis is just immediately double tapping. [SPEAKER_00]: It, like, it's not [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's biting.

1:34 [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we get the salilic. [SPEAKER_03]: We get the dead salilic as you bring his whisp over. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, he's crossing the river. [SPEAKER_00]: Really old. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, they're really old. [SPEAKER_01]: Like, meme with the like alien with the really long fingers. [SPEAKER_01]: Like holding out noble nasty fingers.

1:58 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you want to touch this? [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you want to touch this? [SPEAKER_00]: I don't remember. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, but it like I feel like Solomon would be like barely holding on to the edge of time. [SPEAKER_01]: This is whisp, which is giving it back. [SPEAKER_01]: I please god take it.

2:11 [SPEAKER_02]: Why is it wet? [SPEAKER_01]: I have really into the videos of honors on the internet lately and I'm like [SPEAKER_01]: either like holding on to little toy gems or like smashing clams against rocks. [SPEAKER_01]: And I just like, it has been fun to just imagine like the whispers of most of the jamas and family just being smashed like a little clam against her own.

2:59 [SPEAKER_03]: What if that's what the river does in general? [SPEAKER_01]: Could be. [SPEAKER_01]: And she loves everyone too much, unfortunately. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she shares my desire for Barabas to double-tap time. [SPEAKER_00]: And if like this every now and then just as a treat, she just does a little like, back, back, back.

3:15 [SPEAKER_00]: I'm one of them. [SPEAKER_02]: what you do find is that some people's whispers because of the life that they've led have like hardened to other people and have hardened to empathy and kindness. [SPEAKER_02]: And so in order to like get that whispers ready to be prepared across, you got to crack off those extra layers of [SPEAKER_01]: When do I get to see Titus' whisp smashed like a clam on the riverbank?

3:47 [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you, see you when. [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, kill them and find out. [SPEAKER_00]: That's Brad's his job, that's not for me to do. [SPEAKER_00]: Facts as whisp seems very crackable on a rock. [SPEAKER_00]: Oh God, that's so true, I don't think she take it though. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she wants it, that's not hers.

4:04 [SPEAKER_00]: She's gonna go, this is, what are you doing with this? [SPEAKER_01]: This is mine, like a chocolate bag and a hole, like a toy that's not for them. [SPEAKER_00]: This is like, I don't know what's going to do with this. [SPEAKER_00]: So I went into this expecting to be on like stealth mission dealing with fell the whole time and immediately Casey brings me into the episode with how about you deal with bankrupt instead.

4:34 [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he sucks. [SPEAKER_02]: All right. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, it was so vindicated man. [SPEAKER_01]: I like from the jump. [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like she's one major life event away for being more abund and now and I was right and I was right the whole goddamn time Sure someone has to love her first though.

4:58 [SPEAKER_01]: I don't I think she's married to her job. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think she has a rockland and she's married to knowledge [SPEAKER_01]: Even from the jump where she was like, yeah, we had a grad student go crazy, but we just like said to mom and kept going, I'm like, no, I think you're a bad person.

5:12 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, the grad student's sign waivers. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not against academia. [SPEAKER_00]: I'm against you specifically. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Are there any good academics in this campaign? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: You met the grads to eat four of them.

5:30 [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's true. [SPEAKER_01]: Four. [SPEAKER_02]: Gary. [SPEAKER_02]: Everyone forget scary. [SPEAKER_03]: We do forget Gary. [SPEAKER_03]: He was there. [SPEAKER_02]: No. [SPEAKER_02]: Everyone forget Gary. [SPEAKER_02]: The other. [SPEAKER_03]: He was like helping.

5:42 [SPEAKER_03]: He was like helping at the. [SPEAKER_02]: He was the first grad student y'all came across. [SPEAKER_02]: He was the one that like invited y'all in. [SPEAKER_00]: But he wasn't in the fight. [SPEAKER_00]: So he doesn't matter. [SPEAKER_02]: We found we found a piece of lore that Rowan doesn't remember.

6:04 [SPEAKER_01]: He wasn't giving a displace or beast the chair. [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to talk about him. [SPEAKER_03]: You only want to talk about Bethany. [SPEAKER_01]: Literally, yeah, that's true. [SPEAKER_01]: Bethany's up chugging Red Bulls and Adderall and getting her damn paper written five in the morning.

6:27 [SPEAKER_00]: Sasha missed every attack they attempted, but at least they tried. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Rowan's mind is the fall-halla of NPCs, like they go there if they've proven themselves. [SPEAKER_01]: It's their brave. [SPEAKER_01]: I would also say that my mind is like the hell of NPCs, because I'll take the really bad ones, too.

6:48 [SPEAKER_01]: Like, like, tied to some scary scenarios. [SPEAKER_03]: Terrarian territory. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Gary just like drifted into nothingness because his soul didn't do anything enough to like go somewhere. [SPEAKER_03]: His whisp wasn't very strong. [SPEAKER_03]: It hadn't made an opinion on anything so it could become hard.

7:03 [SPEAKER_01]: The river tried to dunk it into the water and it just evaporated like that raccoons come handy. [SPEAKER_03]: God, you're making Gary the like big bat now. [SPEAKER_03]: It's [SPEAKER_02]: it's so sad that there is no feasible way that I could bring Gary back into this campaign. [SPEAKER_02]: Because I would, I would just for this conversation.

7:29 [SPEAKER_01]: He's not good. [SPEAKER_01]: He's not bad. [SPEAKER_01]: Like I asked if they're really good academics. [SPEAKER_01]: Gary's not good. [SPEAKER_01]: He's not bad. [SPEAKER_01]: He's just nice. [SPEAKER_00]: We like we get to the city of Black Glass and Gary has just been as a side project for his dissertation doing all this research and get there before us.

7:48 [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's basically what bankrupt has been doing. [SPEAKER_01]: It's true. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, as we get there, Stump's body has been discarded and we get there. [SPEAKER_03]: Gary has assumed Tom has taken over Gary for a fresh body. [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, guys. [SPEAKER_00]: I have a new body It's a new day.

8:05 [SPEAKER_01]: This is a wet little noodle of a person I don't know why I took that 50 year old guy before my knees feel amazing Wow Being 19 is so special. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't got a P ever 15 minutes. [SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing I went to the bathroom and then I slept eight hours. [SPEAKER_01]: It didn't have to go again [SPEAKER_01]: crazy.

8:28 [SPEAKER_01]: I'm never drink water and I feel amazing. [SPEAKER_02]: It's it's nice to have hair on the top of my head and not on my ass. [SPEAKER_03]: God okay. [SPEAKER_03]: If you enjoyed this and want more, consider joining our Patreon at patreon.com backslash. [SPEAKER_03]: Mage hand high five.

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