539 - It Keeps Getting Ruined

Hello, and welcome to my favorite murder. That's Georgia Hartstars, that's Karen Kilgarriff, and we've got some surprises in store for you today. Bloody vacation nail he oh, those are the longest I've ever seen. Your name, not mine.

They're like literally vacation nails that I'm obsessed with.

Will you throw up those nails to your camera as we are on Netflix and show the world.

They're gel x and they just make you feel like.

A grown up. Yeah, they look really nice.

My nails have always been like junior high school and now I'm like in my thirties working at a law firm.

Oh my god, congratulations, when'd you get that job? When I got that, they came with the nails exactly wow, because my nails are the manicure I gave myself at the last minute because I couldn't somehow get to the manni petty salaun. Show your camera, well, no, because it's it's just dire because it now looks like a French manicure.

But that's not how it started. That's how kind of old. I also always immediately smudged my right thumb. Always so irritating. Life is hard. Yeah, are you having any since you've been back from your trip to Italy? Which, now that you're a travel influencer, I think we should discuss all of your opinions and likes and dislikes. Finally, thank you can let me. Is anything staying with you that you miss about being on that trip or like your Italian experience?

You know what I miss which was really nice, which probably gets old after a while, but it's only two weeks. Is dressing for dinner because they have that period between the afternoon and the evening where nobody does anything. You take a nap, and then you have to put on like a dress for dinner. You can't wear tennis shoes, and it's just like made everything feel so much more special.

Yeah. I loved that.

Yeah, but yeah, it was incredible at a really good, beautiful time. Milan is like incredible. I'd go back there immediately. Yeah, we stay with My mom texts me a thing of like don't wear your Star of David again.

She texted me these things.

If I've ever had a jewelry, Yes, she said, don't wear your Star of David, like keep it low key that you're Jewish, as if that's not what I already do. But then we found out we were staying at a hotel where Mussolini had stayed before.

Yeah, so it's like I can't tell her that that. You're like, look, I'm seeing their side of things. No, that's not good. But also, you can't get away from a city's history. You can't. You know, it's not your fault, right, but the really nice hotel was also his way. My fault was lots of things are my fault in my mind.

World War two, though, I don't you can let yourself off the hook for that one. I mean, it must be a huge relief, it is. What's up with you? I've just been wearing a star David around. See what I can kick? Not much? You know. We went on vacation obviously, you know, at the same time, but I did a staycasion and truly just tried to do nothing.

Literally lay on the couch and pull a blanket up to my chin, like it was the middle of winter. Any chance I could? I love it? Did you bringe Widow's Bay? Oh? Yeah, And now I'm in the watching people react to how much they love Widow's Bay on social media, which is such like it's becoming this new way that we all watched TV. Yeah, where it's just as satisfying for me to watch people get excited to go.

Here's what I think that it.

Was my favorite. I fucked the whole thing up there. Here's the negative side of that. I watched a spoiler on accident and knew that last bit, that last exciting bit I accidentally watched a fucking like it's the whole turning point of the show.

But when you went in knowing it, when.

She goes about you know I was pregnant. Yeah, I knew what happened. And at the beginning of that episode, before even halpened, I go, I get why that matters because I thought it was just like a regular random scene that I was to laugh at. It was the whole point of the fucking show. Yes, and I knew, and I was so bummed, like Vince gasped and I wanted to.

Guess to And also the danger of when we get all this stuff through social media, you can't control that someone's about to give you a spoiler, as we do on this show constantly.

That wasn't a spoiler and you should totally watch it.

But but I mean, like you that there's a backwards way that like I always seem to end up consuming like a TV show. The way I hate the most, which is you know all the big moments before you go in, then you're kind of judging. You have to see them at that point you know the story, right. But I would argue that with Widow's Bay, they're doing so much. They work so hard to easter egg and storyline.

I watched a woman lay out this whole idea, and we will in our social media, we'll post her video and we will give her the full credit because it's a really brilliant thing she noticed, which is that time is all screwed up in Widow's Bay, like the calendar as a car accident on us, and that in her theory, she's like, actually, lead, these three episodes all happened in one day, but you don't realize it. If you think about it, you can't tell when a thing is actually happening.

You're not sure. And she introduced all these kind of doubts about, oh, that's right in the time where he's got the wolves calendar, but then he opens the month that they're in and it's the car accident, so random, like there's so many easter eggs about you assume you think you know what's going on and how, and it's going to start like it's what's the comedian's name who plays the shaman?

It's just like the best, Oh, Chris Fleming, it's just the best, you know, five minutes of TV.

It's so good, Chris Fleming, He's so perfect. It's okay, just drink it slowly, he goes. I just understand.

This is not it should be a Widow's Bay Rewatch podcast.

Just for the next four years we turn it into you have a true crime update. There's a true crime update, and it's just plain good news, which when in the ten years we've been doing this podcast, as that ever happens. Rex, the Gilgo Beach murderer, on Wednesday, June seventeenth, was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for the murders of Megan Waterman, Melissa Barthelemy Amberlyn Costello, Maureen Brainerd Barnes, Valerie Mack, Jessica Taylor, Sandra Cristia and Karen Vergatta.

And he initially denied these charges and he was set to go to trial, but basically he changed his plea to guilty in April, and now he is in jail.

So yeah, I'm glad that is over with and he can go rotten.

Hell. Yeah. Wow. It's always strange when it ends and you know the reality and it is the big ghost, the big monster, that mysterious monster is just some horrible man.

Some small little man, the coward. Yeah, that's why I love cold cases. It's like, let's not make them this big, you know, powerful being.

It's just some fucking dad.

From Long Island who sucks you know.

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Media. Karen goes first. So my story today begins on March first, seventeen seventy eight. Are you ready? No, so long ago, so long ago. We're talking about an area that I truly and literally know almost nothing about except for this story, which is the Revolutionary War era of America. Got it. I know that you can't correct me in it, any of these mistakes I'm about to make right now.

That's why we do this podcast together again. My excuse is that I changed schools fifth to sixth grade. Well, that's got it. Yeah, that's hard. They learned about stuff like that in the fifth grade at my new school and in the sixth grade at my old school. We're preaching to the choir Roman numerals. I was sick that day.

All the presidents not my business, none of my business, not really never brought up. I didn't vote for them. I didn't get to see pictures of them all around the walls all year long. Okay, So March first, seventeen seventy eight, we are in Brookfield, Massachusetts, west of Woosta, and it's a snowy night around nine o'clock. Most of the locals in Brookfield are either at home sitting in front of the fire, or they've already gotten into bed under their thick quilts and blankets because it's so cold outside.

But a local, wealthy, local businessman, thirty seven year old Joshua Spooner, he's outside in the elements because he spent the last few hours at the local tavern and now he's making the quarter mile walk home down Brookfield's main road. It's dark outside, almost no moonlight. He's holding a lantern because this is old fashioned times and that's required at night.

So choky, right man, Hello, Hello, And first the beginning of his walk, he is with his friend, doctor Jonathan King, who is the town's physician. The doctor splits off in the direction of his house when they come to the fork in the road, and then Joshua continues on by himself, eventually making it to his very stately two story home, which is one of the nicest in Brookfield. He climbs a set of stone steps that take him from the street up onto his property. He unlatches his front gate, and then he heads back toward one of the back entrances of the house. He never makes it inside. Instead, Joshua Spooner's body will be discovered, beaten, strangled, and stuffed down his well. What Yes, this is the story of

the murder of Joshua Spooner, which is one of the very first high profile murder cases in America. Dude, seventeen seventy eight, at that vintage murder, right, happy fourth of July, eary budd, that's right. While we are lighting off firecrackers and trying to dissociate, let's remember how this country started with extreme violence on a day to day basis. True crime isn't new now. The main source of today's story is the research and writing of Deborah Novice, and the rest of the sources are in our show notes. So it's seventeen seventy eight. Only two years have passed since the signing of the Declaration of Independence. We're in deep early history for us, kind of nauseating. It feels like you haven't eaten lunch, but you have to listen to

the teacher, keep talking. The Revolutionary War has continued and will continue for five more years. It's been going for about two and a half three So the American Revolution is the backdrop for this whole case. The colonies are fear divided at this time between patriots and loyalists, and Joshua Spooner, this murder victim, was a supporter of the Patriot cause. That cause is especially strong and well supported in New England. At this point in the Revolutionary War, British leadership has been driven out of Massachusetts. The colony is now governed by Revolutionary leaders. One of the highest ranking officials is Joshua's stepbrother, a man named John Avery Junior.

So the problem is, Joshua has a prominent loyalist in his family. His father in law, Brigadier General Timothy Ruggles cute right, little Timmy Ruggles Kins. His father in law his wife's Bathsheba's father. So Bathsheba Ruggles is the woman that Joshua's married. Joshua Spooner, bring that name back, Bathsheba, You're in witch. You're immediately a witch. You're a witch er your Bible lady, congratulations, like one of two things in this story which so before the revolution, Timothy Ruggles was a very powerful man. He held a bunch of important political posts in Massachusetts while under British rule. So when the revolution started, colonists began to embrace the Patriot cause.

Timothy Ruggles stays committed to the British Crown. Huge mistake in Worcesta. So in the mid seventeen seventies, Timothy Ruggles goes to New York to join the British Army.

That's how much he commits, literally wrong side of history.

Bra read the fucking room, dude of Massachusetts. It's a room as wide as Massachusetts. So obviously bad for his reputation in New England. So soon Timothy Ruggles is considered one of the most despised political figures in revolutionary massachuests who so would you compare him to these days? Donald Trump?

May sounds right? So this was that a little too fast. So all of this has created serious tension in the Spooner household between Joshua and his wife, Bathsheba. She is very very close with her father, Timothy Ruggles, and there are four Ruggles daughters, but Bathsheba has always been known to be her father's favorite. She's also suspected of sharing his political leanings. So when he leaves town basically to join with the British, Joshua forbids his wife from having any communication with her disgrace turn coat father, and of course she is devastated you.

Got have discussed politics before you get married. I mean, I can get on the same.

Page before you get Well, here's the real gossip about this story is that this relationship has never been good. Okay, it was basically engineered in seventeen sixty six as a political arrangement hashed out by their wealthy fathers. Timothy saw the political writing on the wall and he knew his loyalist sympathies could someday cause harm to his beloved Bathsheba.

And I was kidding about that because women don't get to choose their politics or their husbands back then. So discussing politics before you get married, he designing if you want to marry them or not is not an option?

Not being serious, No, no, no, it's not only not an option. It was literally like, how dare you? You couldn't suggest that you would be backhanded and told to go make a sandwich, right and then you have sliced bread. So imagine that. I mean back before the internet, they were still doing that. So when Bathsheba was around twenty years old, she was married off into the Spooner family, who were wealthy Boston merchants. Because basically Timothy ruggles knew his daughter would be protected socially and financially. But both Joshua and Bathsheba grew up incredibly privileged in aristocratic families. They both had generational power, and Bathsheba is roundly described to be exceptionally beautiful. Josh meanwhile, is a successful lumberman. So there's

on paper they were supposed to make a perfect couple, right, she brings all the gorgeousness, he's money. In reality, they're just a miserable pair because despite the gender norms dictating quiet, dutiful wives of the time, Bathsheba is headstrong. She's rash, and she is free spirited, and she's said to have quote passions that have never been properly restrained. Same and right. Yeah. Meanwhile, Joshua, her husband, is described in old records as quote frequently drunk.

There you go, right. He's also unfaithful to his wife. He is suspected of being physically abusive to his wife. And one of the few surviving direct quotes we have from either spooner is one where Bathsheba describes her feelings about her husband with just two words utter aversion.

So she would have said same after always drunk, like I would have been soaked. Do it again, go again.

And he is described in old records as quote frequently drunk. Same by seventeen seventy thank you, thank you for indulgent. Yeah, it's fun. Yet the couple has, as were the practices of the times, the couple has four children together, bummer. Only three of those children survive to adulthood, and years later, one of the adult spooner sons will be heard calling his father quote old bogus, ooh, yeah, she's like such an insult back then, such an eighteenth century dig that historians say suggests his children did not respect him very much.

So by seventeen seventy seven, it's been more than a decade into this miserable marriage, and the relationship is as bad as it will ever be. They detest each other. But on top of that, Bathsheba is struggling terribly personally. She's isolated because she has to hide at home because her father is such a pariah.

Yea.

But then hiding at home, she's there with this miserable marriage, no support, you know, so many kids, so many kids. So in March of that year, a stranger is passing by the front of the spooner home, and it's a Continental soldier who's just completed a year of service in George Washington's army. And this is how cinemax start. That's the first cinemax kick in those saxophones from the Revolutionary or Derek Pictures? Was he hot? We don't have pictures of the Continental Soldier. I'm about to tell you this picture who Jacob Alordie. Let me give you a little more information, okay, and then we're going to cast him because his name is Ezra Ross and he's sixteen years old. Okay, everyone, how old is? She's just grown? He's thirty two. Okay,

that's illegal. It is illegal. I'm not sure a colonial law. So as we go, you can maybe think about who could be cast as a sixteen year old? What do you know?

He's aa, I feel like he would be. He's casting everything. Yes, he looks like a teenager, very true, But.

Like, how old are your nephews? Who's Mike is sixteen? Yeah? Okay? Oh gross? Right? Oh gross? Yeah? The reality of a sixteen year old no as opposed to a shalome? Right, So it's so funny. Okay, So he's on break between military duties walking by. He was in a new here's the army encampment, and he has to walk home to Ipswich, Massachusetts, which is essentially a three hundred mile walk round trip.

Bro Hitchhiking wasn't invented yet because the cart's right, it's too slow, right, they just knock you off. Also, it's the winter, right, so it's worst case scenario for this young soldier. And to complicate it even more, he's dealing with the lingering effects of what was probably the flu that he caught at camp. So he's on a long winter walk kind of getting over a bad flu. It's unclear whether he approached the Spooner House out of desperation or whether somebody in the Spooner House saw him passing and realized he needed help. Either way, the Spooners welcome Ezra into their home. The sick young man is put to bed Bathsheba begins to nurse him back to hell, feeding him and tending to him.

In what side is he and he's not on the British side.

He's the American side, right, yeah, So it's like it's like forbidden for her too, because like her dad is super and the British. Yeah, you know, she's like, not what sixteen? Fuck man, it just keeps getting ruined. It's so ruined. But it also it's like it's a sixteen year old. She's just being asked to live like a man.

So there is that might help it a little more, that he is actually taking on the horrors and responsibilities of being in the army and fighting a war. If only he were twenty. But he does have the lama curl at the front of his hair, the way all the sixteen year olds do these days.

Okay, Oh so sorry, wow, really pop that so loud?

Okay. Taking in soldiers who are walking long distances after military stints is not uncommon in revolutionary war times. What sets this encounter apart is that that time it takes for Ezra, almost said Timothy Chalamey. That time it takes for Ezra to recover. We don't know exactly how long it is. We can assume it was at least a couple of weeks, because he has to, you know, fully recover whatever. But in that time, thirty one year old Bathsheba Spooner, this adolescent soldier, develop what a tasteful person would call a uniquely strong bond. But what we can all, maybe in our Bravo minds, assume, was fucking so the age difference. We don't want to be calling things affairs like that. Yeah, right, And also just let's not spend

the time getting into all that discussion. Here's what we know. It's unclear if they start by having a physical affair. They have definitely started an emotional affair though, and it's a secret, which makes it even hotter. No one has any idea what's going on, especially Joshua Spooner, who has actually developed his own friendship with Ezra. So Ezra playing both sides, that's right, and getting some soup while he on his long journey home doing what he's got to do.

At some point, Ezra's health improves enough so that the Spooner send him back on the road to Ipswich, but he never forgets Passheba within a month, thirty one year old woman, some hot milf. That's like, let me take care. He's like, I'll be seeing you within weeks. I'm sorry. Within months, he's called back to military service. But then when he gets leave, he comes and visits the Spooners in Brookfield. So it's a little less than a year later now January seventeen seventy eight, and Bathsheba has news for Ezra. On his next visit, he comes to see the spooners and she pulls him aside and is like, I bregged it. Oh shit, uh huh, Now I wanted to act that up for I loved it. She yanks him into the pantry and then has to push him

Ba out because they have to act normal. So it's assumed by historians that given her like on the record utter aversion with her husband, that they weren't probably having sex, and that probably Ezra is the father of this baby. Bathsheba's definitely panicked, and writer Debora Novas puts it this way quote divorces were all but impossible for women in revolutionary America, and adulteresses were stripped to the waist and publicly whipped Jesus, so she is truly panicking. During one of Ezra's visits, Bathsheba asks him to poison her husband with aquafortis or also known as nitric acid. It's an extremely corrosive acid used to dissolve tough materials like metal, and unlike other poisons from these old stories like arsenic

Aquafortis has an incredibly strong and very terrible taste, so it's a bad idea to use to begin with. But Ezra's just a sophomore in love with having sex with an old lady, so he does it. He's like, sounds good to me. He poisons Joshua's drink. So problem is, when Joshua takes a sip of that drink, it's literally like who put gasoline in my tea? He immediately tastes the poison, spits out the mouthful, dumps the drink. So then basically, for the rest of Ezra's stay, he keeps trying to poison Joshua and can't get it done. Oh folly, I mean right, the hilarious back and forth of all the things that Ezra has to spit out and be like, I this taste is driving me crazy. So basically, by the end, Ezra gets cold feet about this whole scheme.

His visit ends without a poisoning taking place, and he leaves Bathsheba to carry out that plan for herself. So a few weeks later, February seventeen seventy eight, Joshua is away on a business trip. Bathsheba spots two British soldiers passing by the front of the house. They are Private William Brooks, who's in his late twenties and Sergeant James Buchanan, who is in his mid thirties. Okay, so we're age appropriate now now, yes, we're getting into some adults involving adults.

Basheba sends out one of her workers basically to intercept them and offer them a place to sleep and food to eat, and they're very grateful to come inside. And when they do, Basheba learns they're British deserters who are trying to get home by way of Canada. So basically they're just trying to escape America alive to get home. So, sensing her opportunity, Bathsheba offers them clothing in cash if they kill her husband when he comes back from his business dresses. Some sources say she offers them one thousand dollars wow, which in today's money from seventeen seventy eight to twenty twenty six, twelve thousand, twenty five thousand, there's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. So they accept, and when they do, Bathsheba writes to Ezra, hey,

when you graduate from High School come back here because the plan is afoot So by the time Joshua Spooner gets back from his business trip to Brookfield, these British soldiers have been staying in their house in the Spooner House for more than a week, sleeping in nice beds, eating great food whenever they want, running up an enormous tab at the local tavern under Joshua Spooner's name the whole nine. Joshua finds this out. He's irate at his wife for letting these British soldiers into their home. He kicks them out, but William and James don't go anywhere.

They just hang around town lurkin laying low, waiting for the opportunity to strike. And then, on February twenty eighth, Ezra Ross quietly arrives back in Brookfield and joins up with the two British soldiers. This and now we're back to the day this all started, which is the cold dark knight of March first, and thirty seven year old Joshua Spooner just arriving from home from the tavern around nine o'clock that night, he goes on to his property.

He approaches the back entrance and that's where Ezra, William and James appear out of the darkness and ambush him. They beat him and they strangle him to death. Jesus. Then they carry his body over to the well and they throw him down into it headfirst. And the idea is that because Joshua has a reputation for heavy drinking, people will think he accidentally stumbled and fell into the well.

I'm sorry, from a fall. It just all of it in our forensic files. I know how these days it's like U Rubes from the Revolutionary War. You don't know how to murder. But also I love the idea of like the odds of a drunk person stumbling and falling into a hole smaller than really their own shoulder probably or the same size. Don't go toward the hole you're falling, Okay.

So before they do drop Joshua's body into the well, they take his fancy watch, his ring, his silver shoe buckles which have his initials engraved on them, and like basically keep it for themselves. Then when they're done, they go into the house where Bathsheba Spooner is waiting. James Buchanan will later testify that she seemed quote utterly confused, which could imply a state of shock, or some historians have wondered the throes of an undiagnosed mental health crisis.

That's basically kind of like at its apex with this you know, horrible event. She gives the men a thick stack of cash as well as a few pieces of clothing. Not so confused that she doesn't pay them off from killing her husband. She's not catatonic, Yeah, exactly, She's like, I can't deal with this. Nine to ten, that's it for you. And she also gives them clothes from Joshua's closet, so she's in on the on the cover up so confusing.

You can take his vest and his boots. At around eleven o'clock, Ezra, William and James, all wearing Joshua's clothes, riding his horses or the Spooner's horses, skipped town had twenty miles out toward of course, the star of this show Wista. They arrive at an inn around four am. Of course, the innkeepers immediately sent somethings off. Yeah, don't go at four am, wait till nine in the morning, middle of the night, with big silver bubbles on your fucking my clothes that don't fit you correctly? What, yeah, like streaks of mud on your cheeks. Yeah, and of course acting very very strangely.

I'm gonna say, paying in cash, but they didn't have any other way to pay back then.

Back then there's no cards, no gift cards, no tabs, right, hanging dirty dirty cash. Yeah, I guess gold. Do they pay gold? Yeah? But I think that would count as cash, it wouldn't stand out as much. So. Writer Debora Nava suggests that all of these actors in this murder are dealing with their guilt and their regret, and then it's just coming out in their own ways. So Ezra's despondent, he refuses to give the innkeepers his name. He immediately isolates himself in a bedroom church of just the funniest eye roll to me, like she hates Ezra so much. Sorry, of course he does.

Like you fucking did the crime, yep, and now like it doesn't matter how horrible you feel afterwards.

Yes, you got all high on like being in the murder group, right, and then.

Like they could have probably done it without you, bro, but she wanted to prove your sixteen year old ass to your fucking thirty one year old lover.

Yes, he had a hot milk lover. He was willing to to go the distance, but now he's despondent and listener, we're just telling you that's how it always goes, whether it's murder or just taking people to weddings. Yeah, it's on your permanent record, that nerd and you spending time with them. He's in the photos. Your family talks about it. Okay.

William and James, on the other hand, immediately go to the inns tavern by alcohol and just start drinking their way into the early daylight hours.

That's the way to deal with your regret, except for an adult.

Except for they wear the silver shoe buckles and the jewelry and the clothing, so they couldn't be drawing more attention to themselves as they're trying to have a nice escape from reality drink. So the average person in the colonies would just never have the wealth to afford silver shoe buckles with their own engraved initials on them or whatever, especially not a pair of British deserters, which I'm sure it's kind of pretty obvious right away. So by the afternoon, the men have raised so much suspicion, the authorities are notified. Meanwhile, back in Brookfield, there's all ready a swirl of suspicion around Bathsheba because she, of course, the very next day had morning visitors because she's the lady of the you know,

of the elite. And when they show up and ask where Joshua is, she just burst into tears. So they're just kind of like, are you okay? And they start looking for him, and they find his body in the well. Ladies who were just there for some nice tea and tiny sandwiches and suddenly they're like, we just found your husband dead. They're like, is mercury and retrograde or what?

I'm having a bad day. So Joshua's body is pulled from the well. Doctor Jonathan King, his friend who was walking home with him the night before from the tavern. He shows up to examine the corpse, and he notes the signs of strangulation and injuries consistent with being beaten. He testifies later that Joshua hadn't seemed all that drunk when they left the tavern and walked home together. Pretty crucial element to this story, and that's of course in direct contrast to the idea that Joshua was so drunk that he walked in big circles and fell down a well, almost impossible unless he sat down and then started singing and maybe fell backwards. But you just kind of folds like that right stop.

And then start screaming, yeating out of here.

I don't know. So less than twenty four hours after Joshua Spooner's murder, his wife Bathshiba, the young soldier Ezra Rass, Private William Brooks, and Sergeant James Buchanan have all been arrested as suspects in his murder. The joint trial begins. So now you're on trial with two strangers and your teenage lover.

God.

Yeah, that's quick. That begins late April seventeen seventy eight. It becomes, of course, a huge sensation. First of all, it's the wealth that's the scandal, the violence at play. But it truly is one of the first times, like in the official newborn two year old America, there has been a murder trial. The prosecution is led by a man named Robert treat Payne. He's one of the signees of the Declaration of Independence. I knew that maybe you've heard of it. Ask your friend Nicholas Cage if you know now and then the defense is led by a man named Levi Lincoln, no relation, but he would later serve as President Thomas Jefferson's attorney general. So it's not only one of the first capital murder cases tried in

the United States, but because Levi Lincoln will attempt to paint Bathsheba Spooner as mentally unwell at the time of the murder, it's also believed to be one of the first times the insanity defense is used. Yeah interesting given the patriotic backdrop of Massachusetts at the time, the involvement of two British soldiers, and the infamy of Bathsheba's loyalist father makes this trial inherently political, and of course everybody has big opinions about it. Levi Lincoln urges the jurors to look past their quote political feelings, but the evidence is overwhelming. The trial quickly ends and four guilty verdicts are turned in. All of them are sentenced to death and their schedule to hang on June fourth, seventeen seventy eight,

and this is when Bathsheba begs the court to delay her execution to spare the life of our unborn child. Right, the gallery gasps, that's not true. I put that in. I don't know when she told them or how could have been in a letter. I bet there was a gas. I bet someone gassed, even if it was just someone somewhere the secretary of the person that opened that letter.

So at the time, common law protects fetuses if there have been signs of what they used to call the quickening, which is basically when the mother can feel the baby. It happens usually between the fourth and fifth month of pregnancy. So if she really did get pregnant sometime in January, which is when she told Ezra that she was pregnant, this would put her in the correct timeframe. And there are theories that Bathsheba is lying about being pregnant just to buy herself time, but either way it works. The execution date gets pushed to July second, and then in the interim she is examined, and she's examined many times to determine whether she's pregnant by a panel of midwives that the court puts together. Wow, it is as bad

as you are anticipating. Humiliating, also, needless sleep, painful, it's as gross as you can think of it to be, and it's described by one contemporary as quote indecent and cruel. In the end, the panel concludes that she is not pregnant, but Bathsheba appeals and she hires her own midwife to conduct her own exam, and then that midwife concludes she is pregnant. So the court sides with their own panel. Surprisingly, no, it's been like this all along, and they reject Basheba's pregnancy claims. So on July second, seventeen eighty eight, seventeen year old Ezra Ross, twenty seven year old William Brooks, thirty six year old James Buchanan, and thirty two year old Bathsheba Ruggles Spooner are brought to the gallows. Bathsheba

demands that they perform an autopsy on her body after she is hanged, to prove the existence of her unborn child, which is like, I'll be looking down at all of you as you martyr me. Okay. So outside of that discussion, which I imagined to have in a darkened tunnel but probably didn't, five thousand people have gathered to watch this hanging.

You guys. A small town has gathered, which is funny because that what was that at the beginning, was that Widow's Bay at the beginning when all the people are there and they're cheering for the hanging. Or is that just another movie? I was watching Wuthering Heights wathering. Molly is dialed in. She knows well, because we've been talking about Wuthering Heights, and I mistakenly thought that Molly like loved it, and so then we watched it to be like other people hate it, but Molly seems to love it less check it out, and then we were like, oh, this is good. We like it. Yeah, I really liked it.

People love their books, they really do. The children love the books. Okay, So outside, five thousand people gather to watch this hanging. The man who signs the execution warrant is John Avery Junior, who was Joshua's stepbrother. Testimony from the execution describes the one set of quote one of the most terrified thunderstorms that occurred within the memory of anyone living end quote. And they say that that that storm quote came up and darkened the heavens, conspiring to produce a scene of most dreadful horror. So as they're walking to the gallows, black cloud rolls in. Yeah, my god, God is pissed. Shortly after the executions, an autopsy is performed on Bathsheba's body and the physician finds a quote

perfect male fetus of the growth of five months completely correct. The panel led, damn. The panel led, the clouds told you, but you wouldn't listen. Okay, When word gets out that Massachusetts has just executed a pregnant woman, the public is horrified, and over time this is a plot twist I did not see coming, right, yeah, because you're kind of like, oh, she's bad, she's bad, this is the crime. They killed him, and here's the execution. It's like, yeah, but wait, oh, but hold on one second. So the real controversy most associated with this case over like history because in the beginning, of course, it was the usual moralizing about the risks of adultery and evil women having their way and being

free spirited and loud and all the things that are so terrible about sexually a music as child, but don't yeah, that is very seen, the risks of adultery and evil women using dumb men. But it's actually lived on as a cautionary tale about how the biases around politics and gender seep into the justice system. Bathsheba herself has increasingly been treated with more and more empathy as the years pass, and sympathy, I should say, but no one doubts she wanted her husband dead or that she conspired to kill him, But contemporary historians all over the extreme circumstances of her life that led up to the crime. Her marriage was stifling and it likely involved domestic abuse, the double standard and how who commit adultery are treated versus the men

who commit adultery, Not to mention Bashiva's grief around being basically cut off from her father, him being going from being an incredibly respected man to an all out pariah, and then that reverberating into her life, people judging her and her being socially isolated because of all that. In the end, the Spooner's children end up being adopted by relatives, and it seems they most likely escape all the notoriety that is around this case. A few years after his daughter's execution, Bathsheba's father, Timothy Ruggles, dies in exile in Canada in his early eighties, and the well that they put Joshua Spooner's body into is actually still standing in Brookfield, Massachusetts, according to the Brookfield Historical Commission, although they say it's

obscured by thick poison ivy much of the year. AKA stay the fuck away from the well. And that is the story of the first murder in America, the murder of Joshua Spooner. Wow, that's crazy, that's heavy. Good job, thank you, that's a great one. The four July. Right, it's coming up. Do your homework, everybody.

They don't tell you this shit at cool mine is they had one hundred years later? Only okay, a little later. I think right after the Civil War? When did the Civil War end? Its ion might be lying.

Eighteen fifty three, six eighteen sixty five. We were both right? So should we get our high school diplomas? Again? No?

On the show, I don't want to take that test in front of everyone. We're gonna fucking fail. Are you kidding me? To be humiliating? It's a fan cult video of us trying to pass the GED get our ged. No, I'd rather talk about my modeling photos.

Come on, Oh my god, the people love the fucking modeling photos. We have to talk about that. People are going crazy for that entire thing. They really met you at that vulnerability that you revealed for them. That's really nice. That is nice. So here we go.

We're getting into the country's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary, as you know right now.

Definitely now we're going.

To go back to the centennial, which is eighteen seventy six, and we're going to be in Kentucky.

Great. Today's story is.

An unexplained phenomenon that's straight out of an episode of Bananas Weird News. Great, and this one is in the genre of weird stuff falling from the sky, like when I covered the Oakville Blobs in episode four twenty nine, where unidentified goo fell out of the sky in the eighties and Washington State. But today, in our story, there's a bit more progress made in identifying the stuff that actually fell from the sky as big of a mystery.

This is the story of the Kentucky meat shower.

Oh I've heard of this. Oh no, meat shower. Meat shower. Let's meditate on meat shower. You're just out in a Kentucky field, roaming through hip high grass and love life and then splat boom, right on your face. There's a Prime rib.

The main sources for the story are articles from Scientific America and Atlas Obscura, and the rest of the sources can be found in our show notes and Cooks Illustrated and Cloudy with a Chance of Meat Falls. So it's March third, eighteen seventy six, and we're an Olympian Springs, Kentucky. It's a small rural community in Bath County, about fifty miles east of Lexington, Kentucky. Great a woman named Rebecca Crouch is in the front yard of her family farm making soap as you had to do back.

Then, mixing some lye with some tallow.

That's right, which is a time and labor intensive chore done by boiling rendered animal fat on an open fire and combining it with lie.

How do you think I used to spend my summers? That's right.

You're a farm girl, country girl. Have you read the book Yesteryear yet?

No?

It's great, you should read it, Okay, But there's a soap making scene in it.

That's all I know about it. Is it sexy? No, forget it, very not sexy.

It's about a trad wife blogger who gets taken back into the time when she would have to actually work as a trap, like had to do the things like make so like and make bread fresh instead, and like that's genius, so good yesteryear. It's getting made into a movie. It's like that's hilarious.

Okay.

So, as missus Crouch is working, she begins to see what she'll later describe as a substance that looks a bit like snowflakes falling out of the sky.

Snowflakes is fine, it's so fun. It's not big deal.

But it's sunny and warm out. There's no snow. This isn't snowflakes. It's a cloudless day. And some of the flakes are very big. She describes them as being quote as long as my hand and about half an inch wide, so well as long as my hand, the big ones and like half an inch wide.

Okay, take some big pieces of meat. I'm sorry, it's meat. I already's meat. Spoiler, it's fucking meat. It's me meat flakes, meat flakes.

Oh, there's a really great drawing of the whole thing, if you just don't have the imagination for it.

Great. I love this so much. Let's take a look.

The artist is James Fossdyke, brilliant and it's just James sausag.

You sure can draw Gristle. I don't like the look of those meat clumps that are falling on her.

It looks like a children's book. Yeah, so if you're watching on Netflix you can see this. If you're not, you should be.

It's good.

So, as everything gathers on her yard and she inspects them further, missus Crouch realizes that they look not unlike the stuff she's making her so bad of animal flesh, like meats or bits of fatty connective tissue. She said, quote it looked gristly, as if it had been torn from.

The throat of some animal. Good Lord.

The Crouch family cat and dog are fucking stoked. They come a run in and they start going to town.

Do we know the names of those pets? Oh no, Well let's name them now for history's sake. Snowflake, Snowflake and gristle, Peaty Grizzle who I had a friend whose dog was named grizzled. That's a great name for a dog that I just made up or was it in like a movie? Probably both?

Okay, So they're losing their minds eating all of this. The family hogs and chickens get in on the action too, and eat.

A lot of what was falling and cannibalize themselves. Well, we don't know exactly what the animal is. Okay, okay, it's human meat, right, Oh, it's not cannibalism, it's human. The chickens are like, finally we get our say, I've been.

Feeding the crows freeze ried chicken hearts. Oh, which feels bad, but they love it.

They're going to take over. They're going to take the keys to your home. Fine they can, Okay.

A few days later, just by the bye, the dog does get a bit sick, but we don't know if it's connected, and it doesn't seem like any of the other animals do either.

So right, because the dog ran over and bit like ate some grizzle, and then they ran over there and to eat a big cow pie exactly.

So in all, about two hundred pounds of this meat substance falls for about.

A minute a grown man's worth. So true. Oh the sound of the slop and just one lady trying to make some soap. What the fuck Jesus?

It seems like this event is pretty much limited to the area around missus Crouch's house, and she says that the meat smells fresh when it had just fallen, but throughout the day it starts to go off, and by the next day the little flakes are all dried out. So it does what meat does. The event attracts national media attention and several samples are saved. One is sent to Louisville for analysis, while another is sent to Washington, DC. Also, a correspondent for the New York Herald goes to visit the Crouch farm. This reporter goes all around town interviewing people about the phenomenon, asking if missus.

Crouch is full of shit basically fit.

Yeah, but no, everyone is like, this is not a woman who like she's making soap. She doesn't have a lot of time for joking around and like pranks. She handles live, yeah, with no glove.

She's a fucking farm. Like she's not making shit up? Yeah, do not even. And while there is some.

Investigation going on in the article, it does seem like a lot of it is just a reporter making fun of the members of this very rural community. He's kind of a dick about it, and it's probably pissed that he got sent all the way out there.

So what are you saying like people are kind of dumb?

Or yeah, okay, or he's making stuff up because some of the conversations in the article are just don't seem like conversations people have. But yeah, you know, it was the eighteen seventies, so what do I know?

Fill it up? Fill up that article, rusty.

Exactly, we need two thousand words. So he bargains with a railroad laborer named Jimmy Welsh to eat a dollar's worth of the meat. No, like, just so we could get some fucking color for his article.

So he's saying, if you eat this lump of gristle, I will pay you.

A dollar that fell how many days ago?

And also, sorry, but can we do a doult? What is a dollar worth? Back?

Then?

Oh shit, one dollar? Eighteen seventy six? One dollar going to go?

You go first, and then Molly will okay would that be? I'm gonna guess too, I guess too, you can too.

We're all in this now. I'm going to say thirty one dollars. Okay, I'm going to say fifty. Karen is just ai overview, but it says thirty one dollars. No, yeah, I had to add that looks like I set this whole thing up because I demanded it. No, come on, I don't believe that you would do something. Have we ever had a dead on one?

I think once? And this is yours. Congratulations drop the streamers hiding up.

Well, I guess I've tried so hard for so long to guess the numbers. I'm really bad at it. I couldn't have done it without Elvis his necklace. I'm always like, could you please do your job? No, I love it. This is your job. This is my joy. This is your job. Good job getting this job. Thank you making this my god, thank you creating the job. I applied and then I called back two weeks later and I said, hey, I am a bad interview, but I know I can do this. Okay.

So we're in the moment when he's given thirty one dollars for this poor guy named Jimmy to eat this meat, which is probably a lot of money.

He's a railroad laborer. That's a lot of money.

At this point, it's been about a week after the meat first fell from the sky.

This Jimmy's got a tummy agg.

Well, journalist writes quote the article was ordered and placed before him the meat. He then hesitated and said he was not hungry. I then told him I would give him three dollars to gulp it down.

Ninety then ninety three. Right.

He then suddenly remembered that it was the season of lent and backed out on moral principles.

So he Jimmy chicken out, Jimmy chicken out or muttoned out. We don't really know. You know what he did, He dumbed his way into a thing that right, Why were you ever sitting at that table? It's disgusting and risky.

Don't do it drinking alcohol. There's no way alcohol wasn't involved. Just meant some guide the bar.

Yeah.

So the meat is sent to several different agencies for testing in Kentucky and also out of state. There's a man named Leopold Brandeis whose qualifications are on clear same.

Well, he has his own college. Does that count, does he Brandish? Yeah, university.

He analyzes a sample that's been preserved in glycerine, and he publishes his findings in the Scientific American because I guess anyone could throw anything in there now, saying he believes the substance is something called gnostic.

Have you heard of gnostic only in the Bible or gnostic gno nostoc No, I've never heard of that. Basically, it's a bacteria that swells up into a jelly like substance when it rains.

I went to Wikipedia and it said that quote. The word itself is a combination of the English nostril and German nason loch, which means nosehole or nostril.

Because basically, because it looks like not that's disgusting.

Yeah, and when it lands on the ground.

I have a photo of it. Great, here we go. Oh, it just looks like seaweed kelp. He looks like kelp. It looks like Oh. I have a photo of Missus Crouch too. Oh perfect.

We're all guessing she's fifty, but that's in today's money. She's probably twenty seven.

Great, I know. Also, listener, Missus Crouch took a photo smartly with a parasol parasol and her hand on her fucking hip. She's doing it. Yeah, she's making it happen.

Yeah, come at me, she says, this is Crouch.

Now she has to use an umbrella because there's fucking gnostics falling all over the place. I bet that was the journalist's ideas.

That's so true, okay, But the problem with this theory is that, of course the weather was fine and clear, so it's not that other testers believe that the meat is lung tissue, either from a horse or a human infant, which is fucking insane, and everyone just moves on.

From that statement. Please now, like nobody is like, what, well, because there was two hundred pounds of it.

Right, And actually, when missus Crouch first sees it falling, she had said she'd had quote a vague idea that my husband and son who were away had been torn to pieces and their remains were being brought home to me in this way by the wind end quote, So she needed some xanax before this even fucking happened.

Well, and after the Civil War, so maybe she saw some stuff that she was like, this reminds me of human good point tragedy.

Yeah, and then they probably still believe in God back then, so the like that God works, that guy works in mysterious ways, absolutely, like throwing meat through the weather.

As a punishment go to church, Missus Crouch. That's very weird though, because I think that idea of looking at something completely foreign and immediately attributing it to a certain place is meaningful because it's like.

And also that like you're being punished in some way for something. Yeah, that's like, we understand how that works. But multiple testers believe the meat might be human. And this is so dumb. People think that two or more men may have killed each other somewhere in a nearby knife fight, and then the wind picked up all that remains and tornado dropping.

It's just like, yeah, stupid, they slash each other to ribbons and then without bones. Those car those car dealership. You can set one of those car dealership guys that dances around to any song and I will laugh my ass off. So funny, really good. Okay.

So a humor writer back then named William Livingston Elden writes in The New York Times that the meat might have come from space and maybe exploded animal matter from another planet. Let's stop talking about dumb theories.

Let's not ask any old fourth grader what they think. Here's a dumb theory that is probably true. Okay.

The theory that most locals arrive at, and that most people still believe to this day, is that the meat had been eaten by vultures, so we're far off partially digested, and then when vultures get scared, they vomit their contents of their stomach out. Okay, so the vultures maybe had eaten something, they were in flight, something startled them, and they barfed all the meat onto this one spot. Yeah, the only that's to me, that's the only solution that isn't paranormal.

That makes sense, It makes perfect sense. Man introduced the idea that they got scared by a pterodactyl, a leftover dinosaur.

You know what, if they got scared by a ufo, then we're back.

If they got scared by the Lugno's monster, now I'm interested in that story.

So we actually you're right, that might be the reason, but we don't know why and what scared them, and it's probably sci fi.

It feels good, though, that there's something normal that you can tell me that possibly could happen because the agitation I feel not being able to think of even how possibly.

This is now, because your brain goes to airplane and then your brain is like, that's stupid, it's eighteen seventy six.

Yeah, and then you start going but I saw a show on Netflix where they actually rolled those things over.

The enduring mystery, though, is that Missus Crouch was standing right in her yard. She didn't see any of these vultures. But who knows, or might it could have flown that way? She might not have seen them. They were very high.

Who knows what? I just I would love to keep that list going. She had bad vision. She was a liar, so blinded her.

She had eaten some fucking magic mushrooms from her phone.

Thing was fake.

Yeah, so here's the fun part. In the early she though, there's an art professor named Kurt God who takes a job at Kentucky's oldest university.

Kentucky University of Ancient History. So close Transylvania.

Your University of Lexington, Kentuck' not in Lexington, Kentucky.

No, No, there is not a vampire college.

There's Vampire College and he's an art professor there. And right around that time that he starts this job, he reads a book about strange weather phenomenon and is thrilled.

This guy's like an adorable weirdo.

Great, he's like an art teacher, but seems like the kind of like high school science teacher that like makes you interested in science and you become a scientist and you're like, the only reason is because mister God told me that I could be anything, and so I did, and that women are in science too, and so I did you know, Like he's just one of those. He also he's kind of like Evince had an older brother who is a professor. He kind of looks like him.

Actually have a photo of him. Oh, he's kind of got a hot Zaddi vibe. Oh hell yes, right, so we love him. He reads a book about this thing happening and he's shocked to learn that like nobody from there knows about the meat showers, and he's like, this is exciting, and it kind of becomes an obsession of his just by luck. A few years later, in two thousand and four, he is cleaning out a storage university at Transylvania University when he happens upon a small, clear, very old vial filled with yellowy liquid. In the liquid is suspended a white hunk of something and the faded label reads Olympia Springs. Kurt has found at this fucking college that he started teaching at, the last known sample of the meat and he's overjoyed. I have a photo

of it, and I have one.

For you right here, I'll dry Actually the thing behind you kind of looks like it. For thirty one dollars, get a little bit of that.

Here's a photo of the vial with the like gross tendery looking.

How much to drink that liquid? I guess for me right now in my life, it would have to be roughly three million dollars. Yes, yeah, but how much would I have to drink? How about a zip.

Chew that shit in the bottle or drink chew and spit out in the bottom in the swallow or drink the liquid?

Pick one, drink the liquid? No, because in you're yeah, the chewing is it's just going to give you true trauma because you're going to be like, yeah, remembering any time you chew anything, and then like infants and stuff. But also wouldn't you just die? You also don't have to do either of those things. Well now I want to I am not even drinking. Okay.

He's so excited because he's a nerd, and he so he works with a professor in the biology department to try to test the sample. But it's too degraded and they can't find a conclusive finding. It's two thousand and four, so it's like the Dark Ages. But Kurt is an artist, and he's more interested in the multisensory experience of the phenomenon.

Drinking and eating it, rather than continuing to pursue clear cut answers.

So he sends the vial to a lab in Cincinnati that analyzes flavor compounds. Oh okay, and then he uses that flavor information to make jelly beans that essentially tastes like whatever it was, to have people help him figure.

Out what the meat was. I feel like that's a very art teacher solution. That's exactly what it is. I feel like if I was involved with that, it would be on par with the first time I had a popcorn jelly belly. Have you ever eaten that flavor? The butter? Yeah, buttered popcorn?

Any like the weird jelly belly flavors that came out in the like nineties the kids today, I don't know, Like that wasn't a thing for it was just like fruit flavored jelly beans. God, I sound so old, but really, really, when jelly Belly came out with these like crazy flavors, we were our minds were blown. Yes, and then he like mixed the coconut with the popcorn one and that book yeah.

In third grade, saying I just had tried to my tie. Yeah. But also there was some flavors that were so upsetting that like he's basically walking people into come and eat and upsetting thing right with me?

Yeah, because I want to learn for science for learning sake, So it's like adorable, okay, Okay, So he actually passes them out. There's a big festival called Kentucky Court, and in two thousand and seven he passes them out. Responses are varied. Multiple people said the beans tasted like bacon. Another person said it was like a strawberry pork chop.

Oh, he's trying to do like everybody gets to have a vote to figure out what this is. Yeah, like what kind of meat is this? I see? Sorry, I was thinking he was doing it scientifically, but also through jelly beans.

I'm just like, I don't know, She's okay, kind of fun with the whole thing, love it, but nobody wanted to try a second jelly bean to find out how bad they were. Yeah, and I think he still has some leftover too. Almost twenty years later. So fast forward to now and Kurt is still obsessed with the Kentucky Meat Shower, and in fact, just last this February that just happened in twenty twenty six. It was the one hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the Kentucky Meat Shower, and he celebrates with a little festival in town which includes there's a meat fall toss, there's hot dogs, of course, and a blowney throwing contest.

Like he's just having fun with.

His great So this whole festival that he create, it culminates in the second ever Kentucky Meat Shower. He has a small airplane, oh drop eighteen hundred and seventy six, which is the year it happened, individually wrapped pieces of beef jerky from the sky.

I love this man.

There's a video of it. They look like snowflakes the way he wraps them when they come down. It's so it's so whimsical.

Yes, right, and fun yeah yeah.

And each package has a number on it and then the people who pick them up can go to his website, which is called Fleshfalls dot com and claim prizes based on those numbers, including a gift card to a local cafe nice like get me out of la is what I think? That's what this is a plea yes me exactly and a necklace by a local artist, as well as a signed book by humorist, author and journalist Dave Barry, who wrote about the event in his sub stack assumed charmed by it. So the specimen is now housed in Transylvania use Monroe O Sick Medical and Science Museum.

If you work at the Monroe Medical, Music and Medical Science Museum, will you please reach out to us because we want to hear Are you real? Is Transylvania reel? Is any of this real?

Can we have a private tour? And will you send us merch? And will you send us meatsticks?

Will you send us merge? I wan't worch Transylvania College sweaters please.

Dave Barry writes about it that the museum quote houses many nineteenth century scientific and medical artifacts, including a hairball fourteen inches in diameter that was removed from the stomach of a cow, uh huh, and a quote tobacco smoke clister, which is a device that doctors once use to try to revive drowning victims by blowing tobacco smoke.

Up their butts. No, and then he writes, I am not making any of this up. That sounds like it's the Muture Museum or the Yeah, I don't know, but like a medical history museum is a fascinating for sure, especially a small one.

Yeah, specialized and Dracula and Trendsylvania. I'm going to end on a quote from Dave Barry that he has defined a sense of humor as quote, a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in the world, almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.

Yes, Dave, And that is the story of the Kentucky meat.

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