403 - Cruel Jaws (1995)

New Terror Surfaces.
This week we dive into a film that somehow rips off the entire Jaws franchise at once: 1995's CRUEL JAWS.
A rogue tiger shark, once a secret military weapon, escapes near Hampton Bay, FL, turning the waters deadly as the town prepares for a regatta. Meanwhile, struggling aquarium owner Dag Soerenson (Richard Dew) faces pressure from a corrupt landowner, unaware of the looming carnage.
Also this week: Lance gets stung by another bee, Ben saves a baby bird, and all this film's stolen sharks.
All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!
"We're gonna need a bigger HELICOPTER!"
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Cruel Jaws (1995)
Directed by Bruno Mattei Written by Bruno Mattei, Linda Morrison, and Robert Feen
Starring David Luther, George Barnes Jr., and Richard Dew
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00:00 - Intro & Opening Banter
29:35 - "The Shpiel"
41:20 - Film Breakdown
01:29:23 - Brain Bucket & Outro