LIVE Audience Fails & Epic Parenting Stories
Montag, 2. November 2026 · 23 min
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Welcome to a very special LIVE episode of No Parental Guidance! 🎉👶
Hosts Hannah East and Louise Boyce are joined in front of a live audience by Made in Chelsea favourites Sam and Alice Vanderpump to unpack the raw, hilarious, and exhausting realities of life with a newborn. 🍼 From whether Ollie Locke sold them a dream about 12-hour baby sleep routines 😴, to how baby Duke miraculously healed cast feuds 🕊️, no topic is off-limits.
Plus, our studio audience shares their most jaw-dropping parenting fails and toddler confessions—featuring embarassing toddler greetings 🖕👀, ice cream van bribes 🍦🚫, emergency window-smashing rescues 🔨🚗, things stuck in ears 🍬👂, and the messy battlefield of potty training 🚽💥.
Grab a cuppa (or a large glass of Savvy B) and enjoy the parenting chaos! ☕🍷
Episode Timestamps ⏱️
– Welcome to the Live Audience Special! 🎤
– Audience Confessions: Embarrassing toddler antics 🖕👶
– Whipping up lies around Mr Whippy 🍦🤫
– "He faked a heart attack to get me home from the pub" 🏥🍺
– Toddler lock-ins: spoiler alert - it’s worse when you’re outside! 🚗🔨
– Giant bogies, ‘beware of the holes’ & Instagram hacks 🍬👃
– Toddler training: Tea time trauma and urinal confessions 🚽🙈
– Sam & Alice Vanderpump: How Duke healed Made in Chelsea drama 👶✨
– Ollie Locke’s designer hand-me-downs & the myth of the sleeping baby 👕😴
– Alice on being a younger mum and navigating changed friendships 👯🍼
– The hardest parts of parenting 🥱😭
– Hannah’s drop off dramas & Sam’s expansion plans 🎒🚐
– The great golf debate: How long does 18 holes actually take? ⛳🏌️♂️
Special Thanks to Our Sponsor 💛
A huge thank you to Aldi's Mamia range for sponsoring today's live show, supporting parents through every stage of the wild journey. 🛒👶
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Hannah East: @hannaheastcomedy 👱♀️
Sam Vanderpump: @samvanderpump 🙋♂️
Alice Vanderpump: @alicevanderpump 🙋♀️
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