Coloproctology (COLON CANCER + BUTT FUN) with Carmen Fong

So, you don’t want colon cancer, but you DO want buttsex secrets? Have we got an episode for you. Coloprotocolgist Dr. Carmen Fong charms us in a brand-new episode about prostate orgasms, shady polyps, fibermaxxing, colon cancer branding, butt plugs, heartburn, douches, bidets, farts, vacation constipation in the nation, ostomy awareness, second sphincters, Crown Jewels, pregnancy agonies, ‘roids, fissures, fixes, endometriosis, diverticulitis, IBS, hydrotherapy, a shocking shower revelation, and how a blissful colonoscopy could change and save your life.

This one pairs great with our Field Trip: My Butt, a Colonoscopy Ride Along and How-To (alieward.com/ologies/colonoscopy)

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A donation went to Fight Colorectal Cancer (fightcolorectalcancer.org)

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