Who Is Ryan?! + Tanya Takes Herself on Solo Dates + Do We STAND or SIT at Concerts?!

0:00 From Hollywood to you.

0:02 Thank you for listening to us.

0:03 Ryan Seacrest.

0:04 Seacrest.

0:04 On air, on air, on air with Ryan Seacrest.

0:12 Okay, it is time. 102.7 KISS FM Los Angeles. Good morning, everybody.

0:19 We're here. Good morning.

0:21 Man, am I outnumbered.

0:23 That's right.

0:25 One, two, three, four, five, six against one.

0:30 I wouldn't look at it as against.

0:31 Sorry. Also, you have Tubbs.

0:34 Six informing one. Tubbs doesn't even listen to the show over there. Yes, he does.

0:38 Do not talk bad about.

0:39 Tubbs, what did we talk about yesterday? What was it? What was most striking to you yesterday? By the way, it's six informing me to one. I liked when you guys were talking about Audrey Hilbert. Or you liked it when we were talking about the artist Audrey Hilbert. Yeah. What was it that you liked about that conversation? It was just very captivating. Was it? Yeah. But what struck you in that? See what I'm saying? He was over there having an omelet. Always.

1:05 He was having potatoes the other day.

1:07 Listening to spa music or something. A little country potatoes. Yeah.

1:10 I was like, it smells like potatoes in here.

1:12 You know, country potatoes. Who? Who brings country potatoes in a styrofoam container?

1:19 What's wrong with country potatoes to work? You guys need to loosen up.

1:23 Eat before or after.

1:25 All right?

1:26 We don't do it during.

1:27 Yeah.

1:28 We kind of do do it during.

1:30 No, I never eat during.

1:32 Actually, we don't eat during. Do you eat during?

1:33 No.

1:33 Yeah, when we're playing songs or we go to the bathroom, get myself a little kiwi, have an egg.

1:39 Yeah, well, we don't. Anyway, good morning and welcome to the show. Sunny and hot. Highs in the mid-90s. 104 inland. 104 inland. Some of the highs.

1:50 Why?

1:50 It's too much. And it's Halloween. 104. Update! Olivia Rodrigo and... Drop dead on 102.7 Kiss FM. Who is the most A-type personality here?

2:02 Yeah, we're about to really separate the type A's from the type B's.

2:07 Who is a type? Would you say you're a type A, Tanya?

2:10 I'd say I'm type B.

2:13 Okay. I think I'm a type A, but then Sisney might be a type AA-er. Because I do like things to be organized and in order and I'm distracted when things are not. And I was not always like that. I don't know what happened to me, but that happened. And this is me. You strike me as artistic and abstract, but then you throw stuff like this at me and I'm confused by you.

2:36 I think I'm very type a, but I'm also my B type C, which is just like a little bit in between.

2:42 Is there a type C for sure?

2:44 Why can't there be, there's every letter of the alphabet, right?

2:47 That's right, Tanya.

2:51 Good start. Explain what you do.

2:54 I just want to see where everyone lands on this because I like to completely clean out my inbox where my emails are every day. Almost like as they come in. I don't like to ever have unopened, unread emails, anything like that. I have separate folders for them. Everything gets categorized. Why do you.

3:13 Feel the need to reply immediately?

3:17 No, it's not even about replying immediately. I read it and if I have to reply, I will reply or I'll put it in its section where I will, it's like my to-do section.

3:24 But you won't let it sit unread?

3:27 I will not have it sit unread. I will file it away, essentially. But then how do you know to get back to it? Because I have a to-do section. It's my pin section. So those are my emails that I have to do. I'm telling you, it is like mental health, like cleanliness.

3:41 Okay, Ruby, you do this?

3:42 No, I have like 658 emails right now.

3:46 I couldn't live like that either. That I couldn't live like either. I actually, I think I still have an out of office reply on my email.

3:54 And your text messages.

3:55 No, that I took off. I had to take that off because then people think I've left the planet, gone to Mars or something, but they're out of office on the email. I do keep that up even when I'm not out of the office. So I think that's great that you do that, but it would drive me crazy to have to reorganize into files.

4:14 Try making folders.

4:16 It's really nice.

4:17 I don't want to make a folder. I do not need one more admin thing.

4:20 No, it's so great.

4:22 No, the way you do it is you keep them unread until you're ready to respond. And then you read it and you respond.

4:28 See, the problem is if I open it, I'll need to respond immediately or I'll forget to respond and it'll just go down in my chain.

4:34 Open up your email, Ryan. Let me see how many unread just right now you have. Early this morning. All right.

4:41 Let's check it out. No, show us.

4:43 We don't want to. No, that's wrong. Click out of that. We don't need to see your emails. Do your main page like this.

4:51 Just like when you look at the icon, when you see the icon on your phone, what's the number?

4:55 Mine says 12.

4:55 It doesn't have a number.

4:58 You turn that off?

4:59 I have 1,892. Ryan Seacrest.

5:01 You're worse than Ruby.

5:04 That's bad, huh? That's bad.

5:08 1,892.

5:08 Well, I'll get back to you at some point. Thanks for calling. Come in next Monday. That's a lot, I guess. That's a lot. My bad on it if you didn't get a reply.

5:18 My bad. My bad.

5:20 You know, it's always fascinating to learn the intricacies of everybody here. I never thought Ruby and I were aligned in this very facet. But if we're invited to something, we eat at home before we go to their dinner.

5:32 Why?

5:33 I do this all of the time because generally I'm a picky eater.

5:39 I'm not even a picky eater. I think my mom just always accustomed. She'd be like, even one taco. She's like, un taquito, just one little taco before you go because you'd never want to be somewhere and be hungry. Waiting for the food, you know, like waiting around for the food or you don't like the food because you are picky.

5:58 So I do it because people eat too late. Yeah. Number one. Number two, I am a little bit picky. And number three, if I'm hungry and I haven't eaten and I eat at their house, I'm embarrassed to ask for more.

6:11 Yeah.

6:12 Yeah.

6:13 Like I am that guy that when they pass it around a second time, I take it.

6:16 But then if you're full, isn't it rude to not eat their food?

6:20 I don't fill myself up. It's just like an appetite. I put enough in the tank. So I'm not so hungry when I get to their place and I eat decently at their home, but I often come home and eat again.

6:31 I love to eat.

6:36 It is so crazy to me. I'll, I'll just float it out there every once in a while to my friends. Hey, You ever late night snack? No, never do that. I'm like, gosh, I come home all the time and stand in front of my pantry and look at bags and open one and taste some stuff. And I put it back and try another one more often than you think.

6:57 I know that's a guy thing. My husband does the same thing. And it's just like, he just like pours nuts, pours pistachios.

7:03 We got to have something in our hand, man. The crunch crunch. I got to crunch something, bro. I'm not a bro. Totally. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get home and crunch my nuts. Always.

7:16 My favorite are toasted almonds.

7:18 It always comes back to the nuts.

7:20 Always comes back. It's crunchy stuff. Crunchy almonds. It's true. Do you not like a crunch as much?

7:25 I love a crunch.

7:27 Yeah.

7:27 I don't need a crunch. I prefer a soft.

7:29 Okay. All right. I really love a hard pretzel or a salty toasted nut.

7:34 You don't like a peanut butter?

7:36 Peanut butter, late night, gets stuck in my tongue and teeth and stuff. It's too difficult. Almond skin does too. Anyway, Ruby, we are aligned. And I will not invite you over for dinner. To eat. Coming up. If you get out of bed by this time, everything in life they say will be better. I'll tell you what it is now.

7:59 It's 102.7 KISS FM. Okay, so if you get out of bed by this time, science says you're less stressed, you do better at work, And you're physically and mentally healthier. And that time is 6.58.

8:18 Nice.

8:19 6.58. You know, I'm going to argue that. I'm going to say that if I didn't have to wake up at a certain time, I would be all better in those things. But the fact that we do have to get up makes those things less optimistic. I feel like I wake up at this time on the weekends, though. Yeah, but even if you wake up, I like to wake up at five something on a Saturday knowing I've got all morning to do nothing.

8:45 Yeah.

8:46 It's that knowing you don't have to go. Like it's the rush, right? Like when we have to get up at five or 430, because the clock starts ticking.

8:54 Exactly.

8:55 Every minute.

8:56 Oh my gosh. So try that. Today's quote, to be happy, you must eliminate two things, Tanya. The fear of a bad future. And the memory of a bad past. So you must have amnesia.

9:10 Means live in the present.

9:11 Right now. Don't think about anything else. It's KISS. All right, it's KISS FM. Now, the sold-out Jingle Ball that we just announced, already tickets gone, presented by Capital One. We are going to get you tickets. If you want to win, we will play Is It Pierced? The Jingle Ball Edition. So call me now if you want to play that right after 7. KISS FM. Let's hit the headlines, Tanya.

9:32 KISS FM Headlines with Tanya Radd.

9:36 Well, authorities launched a criminal investigation into possible hazardous waste violations at the burned lineage warehouse in Boyle Heights. State and local leaders announced a push for legislation to create federal tax incentives to bring entertainment production back to the United States. The Dodgers beat the Atlanta Braves three to one yesterday. A win today would advance them to the National League Championship Series. for the third straight season. And Children's Hospital LA is kicking off its annual Halloween card drive.

10:06 And the LA Kings pledge to donate $ 1 for every card sent by October 30th.

10:15 So I got Kelly on the phone right before we pay some bills. Jingle Ball, we made the announcement, and the tickets literally went sold out immediately. So the only way in now is to win your tickets. Kelly, are you ready to play Is It Pierced? The Jingle Ball Edition, and hi to you.

10:32 Ryan, I am so ready.

10:33 It's time to play Is It Pierced? Jingle Ball Edition. So the name says it all. I'm going to name an artist. It's playing at our Jingle Ball. And you just tell me if this part is pierced or not. You're much hit. All right. Okay. Here we go. First, Kelly in L.A., Olivia Rodrigo's eyebrow. Is it pierced?

11:02 No.

11:02 It is not pierced. That is correct. No.

11:05 Yes.

11:05 All right. Up next. Thank you. Sienna Spyro's belly button. Is it pierced or not pierced? Yes. Tanya?

11:19 I don't know the answer.

11:20 Oh, it's not pierced.

11:22 It's not?

11:24 It is not pierced. Why are you so shocked by that?

11:26 I thought it was pierced, too. I play along with the listener.

11:29 All right. Next one. Hilary Duff's left helix. Is it pierced or not pierced?

11:39 Um, first tell me what is a helix?

11:41 That is a good question. I forget.

11:43 It's kind of like right where it turns into cartilage on your ear. If you're going up the ear.

11:48 Yeah.

11:50 Um, I'm going to give that a yes.

11:52 It is pierced. Well done.

11:54 Nice.

11:55 All right.

11:56 So you got to get one more.

11:58 Okay.

12:02 Bella K's tongue. Is that pierced or not pierced? Bella K's tongue.

12:09 Um, I'm going to say yes.

12:12 It is not.

12:13 That's what I was thinking too.

12:17 All right. Freya Skye's inner conch. Is that pierced or not pierced?

12:24 I thought conch was in the ocean.

12:25 It is. That is also a conch.

12:28 Oh, it's like in the inner center part of your ear.

12:31 This is a part of the ear again.

12:33 Yes. That's a very beautiful piercing by the way.

12:38 I'm going to give that one a yes as well. You're correct. You did it. You got there. You did it. She pierced it last summer. It was all over the news. Kelly, congratulations. You're going to our sold-out Jingle Ball.

12:51 Thank you, everybody.

12:52 Thank you. We'll see you there.

12:54 That was hard.

12:55 Yes, you will.

12:56 Thank you, guys.

12:57 You know what's interesting? Thank you. I often learn anatomy by playing that game every year. Right? I didn't know the nuances of the ear until we gave Jingle Ball tickets away.

13:04 I didn't know where the conch was until we really had to dig deep.

13:06 By the way, I forget every year. I lose track of it, and then I remember all the conch of the ear. Right. It is also a shell with a fish inside that I've gone diving for to fry.

13:15 You have?

13:16 That's right. That is right.

13:18 You went one time diving.

13:19 I went one time diving for conch, and I got the conch out, and I fried it. It's a conch fritter.

13:23 You dive. Like, you don't.

13:25 With everything that I have done once, I do.

13:28 Oh.

13:29 LARPing. I surf.

13:33 You surfed.

13:35 Once. Makes me a surfer. It's Kiss FM LA. All right. Tanya has this trending report. It just fascinates me every time. That Sisney is so alarmed by the feeling that one could be friendly with an ex in a relationship.

13:51 No, don't say friendly. Friends. Friendly is different.

13:56 You had bad relationships.

13:58 No.

13:59 I had good relationships.

14:00 I had great relationships-ish.

14:01 Well, then why do you not talk to them?

14:03 Because I don't care.

14:03 Well, I care still.

14:05 Yeah, you see?

14:06 Anya, why do you bring this up?

14:08 Okay, I bring it up because we all know Taylor Swift dropped the encore to The Life of a Showgirl. Fans have been detective on all the songs, so I wanted to focus on Pink Clouding.

14:19 What is Pink Clouding?

14:20 If you haven't heard the term, her song is called Pink Clouding.

14:22 What do you do as a verb?

14:24 It's the period of pure euphoria where everything feels perfect and you're floating. It's basically right before reality kicks in.

14:31 Sunny Moon phase?

14:32 Yeah.

14:33 In the song, Taylor basically admits that she left an ex up on that pink cloud, walked away without really explaining why. And now years later, she regrets hurting someone who was a good person. She even says that she hopes he landed safely on the ground. Some think it's about Harry Styles. Other people say that it's about Tom Hiddleston.

14:50 I think it's more about Tom Hiddleston just because of the similarities to Getaway Car. But that's not the point. So it's definitely not about Travis Kelsey. But it got me thinking about if there's somebody from your past that you feel like you left kind of hanging without an explanation or that you would want to reach out two years later and say, sorry.

15:07 No.

15:08 Yeah.

15:08 No.

15:08 For me too. Like just close those doors.

15:13 I didn't close the doors. I mean, I just, I check, we check in on each other all the time. Our exes, my exes.

15:23 It's weird.

15:26 It's not, I just got a text. I was in communication with two exes yesterday. And I felt great about it.

15:31 Are they single? Are they with people?

15:33 Good question.

15:34 I don't ask that question. I don't want to know that question. And I don't ask that question. Why is it sticky?

15:41 I think it's sticky because you want to keep the door ajar for possibilities.

15:45 I'm going to repeat what I've said to you before. When you spend a chapter of your life, somebody... They have helped you in several ways to grow and to learn and to respect that I think is important.

15:57 I don't even remember anything about my exes at this point.

16:00 What do you want to know?

16:01 I want to know who these two you're texting are.

16:05 Not recent, recent ish. spectrum spectrum but i think i like and i like knowing that we can be in contact in a loving friendly way and what is.

16:17 It like hi how you doing like what do you actually text what.

16:19 Asked me where am i working out these days uh another one like the beach some dog questions.

16:25 So they both want something from you.

16:29 Friendliness That's not friendly.

16:31 People just ask for things.

16:32 Well, I mean, I give great advice, obviously. They want the connection. Don't you ever hear it? Anyway. 102.7. It is Kiss FM. I'm going to grab Taylor and Sherman Oaks. Taylor, thank you for listening to us. Ryan Seacrest, everybody here in the morning. How can we help you?

16:51 Okay, so I've been dating my boyfriend for about a year now. And whenever we're with his parents, they speak Farsi to each other pretty much the entire time. Yeah, so I totally understand that it's their language. I would never expect them to stop speaking it. It just sometimes feels like I'm completely lost when they're having a conversation around me. And sometimes I'm worried that it's about me.

17:19 And I don't know what they're talking about.

17:21 I understand that not being able to understand makes you think it could be something like that. Now, I doubt they're constantly talking about you in front of you. Right. But it's possible they have said something about you in front of you. I have a friend that speaks Dutch. And when we were out, she would hear other Dutch people talking about us because they didn't know she spoke Dutch.

17:48 That created an awkward scenario. Yeah.

17:50 My parents do that too. They speak Serbian when they're like saying stuff about somebody that's around.

17:56 So until they're sitting next to Serbians and all of a sudden they're in, you know, they're being decoded.

18:02 Correct.

18:02 So is it not appropriate to tell your partner that it makes you just feel a little left out, you know? And if, if, if you could be included, it would be a little bit more comfortable. Right. Yeah.

18:16 And I just I asked him, I'm like, could you speak English when, you know, I'm part of the conversation so that I can be involved? And he just he got really offended. And yeah, he took it. He did not take it great.

18:30 So let me give you I have another couple friend of mine to speak Farsi. They only fight in Farsi. So maybe they're not talking about you. They only argue. Yeah, they fight. They argue in Farsi. They don't talk nice to anybody. They get mad at each other. I can tell by the look on their face.

18:49 Actually, I think you're right on.

18:51 Yeah, I know, right? You know who you are? A couple friend of mine that do this to each other in front of me. Like, I can't tell you're fighting body language. Anyway, good luck, Taylor. On air with Ryan Seacrest. My star boy. This is kiss FM, LA Tanya, this social media trend that you normally would do on your partner.

19:13 You want to try it on me?

19:14 Yes.

19:15 It doesn't really, I made up that made it up. It doesn't really have a name. They don't like have names, but okay.

19:20 Well, what, why, why, why don't you do it on your partner?

19:23 I'm going to do it to him too.

19:25 Don't you worry. Do you want to test it with me? Yeah.

19:27 I want to test the concept of this trend.

19:29 So basically it's like you ask us, What color am I? What flower am I? What season am I?

19:38 I ask you? Yeah.

19:40 So start with color. Yeah.

19:43 Well, how do you even come up with an answer?

19:44 I have answers.

19:45 You have my color? I have answers. have what we think and then we'll debate it out and then we'll decide.

19:52 So what color are you?

19:56 No, not me.

19:57 You. What color are you? What? What do you want from me?

20:03 You can take a horse to water. You can't get him to drink it.

20:06 Okay.

20:07 You just say literally verbatim. What color am I?

20:10 Go.

20:12 What color am I?

20:14 Great.

20:15 Stop. Okay.

20:16 Do I go first?

20:16 Yeah. Okay. Beige. Have you guys played this game before? No. What's wrong with beige? That's so boring.

20:23 Okay, I say green because your eyes are green and you look really good when you wear green.

20:27 It's too obvious.

20:28 I definitely like Tanya's answer better than beige. No way. Beige is like... I'm thinking Sandy.

20:33 Beige is boredom. No, it's like beige pants.

20:36 Beige is blend in.

20:37 It's giving.

20:38 beige is it's giving lack of color.

20:41 Okay fine you didn't like the color everything beige i love beige well boring yeah i'm not boring though okay what number am i no not no no what's the next question what flower.

20:57 Am i dare i go first um orchid.

21:01 I am not an orchid.

21:02 Yeah, you are.

21:03 You're so beautiful.

21:05 Don't say things like that.

21:07 I think that you are a succulent because you don't require a lot of tender, loving care, but you give a lot.

21:13 She's right again. I am a succulent. I'm a contemporary architectural succulent. Okay. What's next? What season am I? Yes. What am I?

21:25 Okay.

21:26 Summer.

21:27 I said summer too, so that you can be sure.

21:29 You're wrong. December.

21:30 No.

21:31 Christmas guy.

21:32 I get that you're a Christmas guy, but I feel like you thrive in summer. Yeah, you're so summer. You love wearing your hoochie daddy shorts.

21:38 My hoochie daddy shorts do come on pretty strong in the summer.

21:41 That's what I'm saying.

21:44 You're more relaxed in the summer. I feel like our shows are different in the summer.

21:47 You're not as stressed. Winter me is tense.

21:52 Very tense.

21:53 Yes. Yes. See? All right. What have I learned? What's the point?

21:57 And then one more, what dog am I?

21:58 Oh, I was going to do food.

21:59 Well, we only have so much time before the show's over.

22:02 I think people are entertained.

22:05 I have the perfect dog for you.

22:07 What dog am I?

22:08 I think you're a golden retriever. I said golden retriever too!

22:13 I will take that. I have a Labrador. I love my Labrador. And they say you're a lot like your dog. Yes. Now, what am I supposed to take away from this for real life?

22:21 I don't know, just post it and like it's cute trend. Yeah.

22:25 For food, I was going to say sardine.

22:26 Oh, I was going to say olive oil. That is not a food. It's not? Okay, no. It's a condiment.

22:34 You love sardines.

22:36 I love sardines, but I don't think they're attractive. Sardines stink and are ugly. I am not a sardine. What color am I? Beige? I'm a summer sea bass. Enjoy it with olive oil and lime or lemon.

22:50 That is your favorite food.

22:52 It's not my favorite food. I eat... sardines for omega threes.

22:57 Yeah he's definitely a burger.

22:58 I'm not a burger he's not a burger yes he is like no yeah i'm a fish du jour.

23:05 He's a branzino whatever that is i am sounds great i'm a muffin top in the winter all right olivia rodrigo.

23:15 102.7 it's kiss fm well we asked the genie For Halloween to be on a Saturday. And the genie granted our wish. We asked the genie to not change the clocks. And the genie may be granting our wish. Maybe. In the state of California. Is it a state thing or a federal thing?

23:35 Yeah, because there's some states that don't change their clocks.

23:37 All right. So this is the state. Many of us have said, let's just keep the same time and not throw everything off.

23:45 Right.

23:45 We're closer than ever before to that becoming real, right?

23:48 Yes, because the House passed this bill this summer, actually, that would make daylight saving time permanent. So basically, we would stay on the spring-forward period. Schedule year-round. Does that mean it's lighter sooner? And we would stop falling back. Yeah, so you know how in three and a half weeks, we're going to have to change our clocks back.

24:06 It's dark till late.

24:07 And that's what I was saying.

24:08 No, no, no. Did you not listen to what I just said? We would stay on the spring forward. So we wouldn't change. We wouldn't fall back.

24:15 So does that mean the sun sets later?

24:16 The sun would set later.

24:18 And the sun rises early.

24:19 Because you know right now, when we change back, it's going to set.

24:21 At like 4.30pm. I don't hate that now that we think about it.

24:27 I don't like it. I'm like, my kids are still playing sports outside.

24:30 Like it's not, I remember when I was playing football back in the day, it would get dark during practice. She's like, what is four 45?

24:36 I know. So then we wouldn't have that.

24:39 It would, but now hold on. This is the, there's a loophole that this is not going to happen.

24:43 The Senate is not actually in session between now and when we turn the clocks back on November 1st. So it's definitely not happening this year, but like, but it still has to pass again. I know, but I feel like it's ever been. Thank you.

24:56 I would, this is something I would not resist. Actually, I would not resist it. If this happens, let's go with it. It does. I do think, didn't you just tell me I'm a summer guy?

25:04 Yeah, you are.

25:05 My season is summer. So my season would, our season, the clocks would be with us all the right season. This, the sun still.

25:12 Sets later and later, but it just wouldn't be just so drastic when it happens in November.

25:16 I find it alarmingly drastic and rigid when it changes.

25:19 And I agree with you.

25:22 And Arizona and Hawaii, well, you know who you are. Luckies. They don't do the clock thing.

25:28 No, and changing your microwave in your car, it's so annoying.

25:32 Yeah. Actually, my microwave locks on me all the time, and now the sound has been turned off. I can't figure out how to get the sound. So I microwave, and I don't know when it's over.

25:39 You probably just have to hold the lock button down for three seconds.

25:41 I don't know what the deal is. Somehow the sound is off. The beep, beep, beep.

25:44 Do you want the beep, beep?

25:46 Oh, I need to know when it's done, because I walk away from it.

25:48 Oh, I won't even do that.

25:50 No beeps. I have no beeping microwave now. Between that and the clocks, it's a disaster at home.

25:56 Take a picture of your microwave and put it in ChatGPT and say, how can I put the.

25:59 Beeps back on? No, they save all the photos. They told me. Who cares? Well, I don't know what they're going to do with my microwave photo.

26:05 I think it's fine.

26:06 Might end up in a microwave chat. It's 102.7 KISS FM. You know, I don't often finish a book. I just want to tell you that. I start a book, but I rarely actually get to the end of it. I'm not that person. I like a book. I like to get a new book. I like to get excited about starting it, and then I lose interest.

26:28 Yeah.

26:29 I'm concerned for myself as well.

26:31 I'm like that with physical books, but I can finish an Audible.

26:34 That's not reading a book.

26:37 It's consuming the information.

26:39 No, it's occupying time when you're doing something boring.

26:41 I'm still understanding, listening to the book, so I know what happened.

26:46 You can't compare finishing an audible to finishing reading. By the way, every time I admit this to somebody, they say, same. People are not walking around talking about this. I think you should talk about it.

26:55 I think you're right.

26:56 Why are we finishing that many books?

26:57 Why are we like that?

26:58 I don't know, but I was happy that somebody admitted to me that they're like that.

27:01 Well, Alex Earl admitted this, that she's like never read a book. She's the last book. She was like Dr. Seuss and everybody went.

27:07 Well, because why is it that we got to wear this badge of honor that we finished it? I've read a book, but I haven't finished all of them. Sometimes I reread a book.

27:18 Oh, I have to always reread pages because I read a whole page. I don't even know what I read.

27:22 By the way, I had the same problem. I'm like, did I just read that page and not remember one thing?

27:26 I'm thinking about like, what am I going to have for dinner?

27:28 You can't do that when you're doing my book.

27:31 What book are you doing?

27:32 I'm doing The Artist's Way. Remember, I told you guys about this.

27:34 It's a 12-week book. Oh, yes, I remember.

27:35 It's a handbook.

27:36 It's a handbook workbook and I have to do morning pages. I have to do morning pages, three pages every morning. And then one of the assignments is a solo date once a week.

27:44 That's fun.

27:45 What do you do for a solo date?

27:48 Well, I do all my life. I know.

27:51 I have a solo.

27:51 Date multiple times a week.

27:53 Okay, can you share some ideas with me, please?

27:55 You go to a coffee shop, have some coffee, sit down, enjoy, just be within yourself. You can go have sushi by yourself. You can go shopping by yourself.

28:03 Go to a movie.

28:04 So errands don't count. I can't do errands by myself.

28:07 Shopping is not an errand. Shopping is like cute browsing.

28:12 Okay.

28:13 This is not a challenge.

28:15 Yeah, this is not.

28:16 What?

28:16 You guys have just given me... Take me to dinner and a movie. I need 10 more.

28:20 Food truck? Oh, yeah.

28:22 I am going to do Color Me Mine. I'm going to go to a pottery class, but that's this week.

28:27 Color Me Mine is aggressive. That's going to be like two hours minimum.

28:31 It has to be two hours.

28:32 Oh, it has to be two hours? You didn't tell us that rule.

28:34 Why is this play and book so rigid?

28:37 Yeah, why don't you go to a... You need a hobby.

28:39 You don't need a solo date.

28:41 This is my hobby. Yes, the hip hop class would be excellent.

28:44 That's great.

28:44 Why don't you get on a plane and go somewhere?

28:47 For two hours?

28:49 Why don't you ride your bike for two hours?

28:51 There you go.

28:52 I don't have one.

28:53 You don't have a bike?

28:54 Well, you can borrow mine.

28:55 You can borrow mine too.

28:57 Go to Halloween Horror Nights and see that Michael B. Jordan lookalike.

29:01 That would be cute. That's a cute solo date.

29:03 I know.

29:03 It's really hard though.

29:04 Like I need 12 of them. Why do they want you to solo date? The whole point when you're solo is to find a date. Why do they want you to go by yourself?

29:10 I don't know. I'm supposed to have some like breakthrough, creativity breakthrough throughout this whole process. So I'm assuming that.

29:16 What are you looking for? What are you searching for? I feel like it's pulling you apart from your marriage. I agree. It sounds like bad steps to me. Not on the first year. No, no.

29:24 It's very good.

29:25 Very good.

29:25 You don't even know. You don't even sell it when you say it.

29:28 The artist's way has.

29:29 Like changed people's lives in like the most amazing way. It's like brought out this like totally different creative side of them.

29:36 Get back to us on this. Yeah.

29:37 Come at me at December 14th when I'm done.

29:39 I'm off that day. Coming up next. On air with Ryan Seacrest. Say my name. Destiny's Child. It's LA's number one hit music station. So Ruby has a question about holding a spot for your friends in line or online. When I find on the East Coast, people say online. I was online for these tickets standing. That sounds like they were on the internet. I know, but people say in line for online, online for in line. I say in line.

30:14 In line.

30:15 I've never heard online.

30:16 Do you barbecue or grill?

30:18 You can do both.

30:20 See, I grill while people barbecue.

30:24 No, some people have cookouts.

30:26 Oh, cookouts.

30:27 That's right. That's what you're thinking of.

30:28 Cookouts. I don't have cookouts.

30:30 No, we have barbecues on the West Coast.

30:32 That's what it is. Cookouts and barbecues. Ruby, what's the problem? What's the issue? What's the issue? Who's asking you to stand online for them?

30:43 I've actually heard cue. Have you guys heard that?

30:45 Like get in the queue, right?

30:46 Yeah.

30:48 Look at the queue. It's so long.

30:50 It's the British way.

30:51 Um, yeah, I was just, I was just curious, like what the etiquette is when it comes to holding, you know, holding space for your friends when you're in line. Um, because I was actually at a bar and I was just letting some of my girlfriends cut in front of me. And then, Instantly got like a couple looks. But I'm like, if it's at a bar, I feel like it's okay.

31:14 It's when you're at Disneyland or when you're at, when like the stakes are higher that it kind of feels wrong. And I wouldn't do that at Disneyland.

31:23 Like I wouldn't.

31:24 The bar's slowing down the line though. I can see why you got the looks. Because now you just added like five more drinks that someone behind you thought was only going to be one drink.

31:33 Where are these people going?

31:35 To drink the drinks.

31:36 No, but why aren't they in line?

31:39 Oh, like restrooms.

31:40 Yeah.

31:40 Like you can go to the restroom or maybe you're like this time we were holding a table down. So it's like, you know, some of the friends.

31:47 At the table. I hate that.

31:49 Holding a table down?

31:50 Yes.

31:51 Why?

31:51 You're supposed to order and then you all find a table.

31:55 No.

31:55 That's. Yes.

31:56 If it's prime real estate, you get the table.

31:58 Yeah, you kind of divide and conquer.

32:00 Yeah.

32:00 No.

32:00 Half the group goes and finds a table and then the other half just orders the drinks.

32:04 This happens to me with beach chairs.

32:06 What are you doing with the beach chairs?

32:07 I got to get up early sometimes to put a book on the beach chair. Oh, yeah.

32:09 I am so big on that. I literally, we're at a hotel.

32:13 But people get really upset about that. I don't care.

32:16 I move that book right on over.

32:17 I put flip flops, sarongs. I move into a chaise lounge at.

32:22 8 in the morning at the pool. And I don't even go. I send Michael to go do it.

32:25 Why are you setting your alarm, babe? I got to get down to the pool and save a beach chair.

32:28 Save the chairs.

32:29 I got to put a book. You got a book? Maybe put a book down. Totally. It's so obvious when a book is on a chair.

32:34 It's not a person.

32:34 It's a book. Uh-huh. I'm with Tanya on this. I'd be annoyed, Ruby.

32:39 But you want to save a beach chair? Yeah, it's the same. No, that's different. That's different.

32:44 That is like, everyone knows that's like an unwritten rule. No, you go.

32:48 So you get your chair when you want to go to the pool. You don't put it on at 8 a.m. and then go to the pool at noon.

32:53 With respect, you get up before the sun rises and get a beach chair.

32:57 The early bird catches the worm. No, it's the chair.

33:00 I boot your book and I lay on your chair.

33:02 Wow, that's so rude.

33:03 Wow, you've really become different with this handbook. Yeah. 10 books made her real rigid.

33:08 The workbook.

33:09 I know.

33:10 It's like vacation.

33:11 You're that.

33:13 Girl. It's 102.7. Kiss FM. All right, Sissany has a question. When you go to, for example, our Jingle Ball, or we're giving out these Miley tickets. I have more to win in a second. Let's say you win these tickets to go see Miley. Now, Sissany is a concert goer. She goes to a lot of shows. Sure. It's part of the gig.

33:29 It is part of the gig.

33:30 Yeah.

33:31 But the question is, you know when you... You stand or you stand up and you sit down and stand up or you stand up the whole time?

33:36 Yep.

33:37 You can't sit down at a show once people around you are standing.

33:43 That's the feeling. Well, one, you won't be able to see anything, so you're forced to stand up. But if everyone's seated around you, then you feel pressure if you want to stand up and dance or enjoy the song or two. So what do you do? So what do you do? I usually feel the crowd out. I will... It is... Rare that I'll be the only one up on my feet and like grooving unless it's like one of my favorite artists or something. Well, they're sitting down behind me and I'm standing up, then they're going to be forced to be stand up.

34:19 I was shocked.

34:19 So anyways, I bring this up because I was at the world's collide tour, which is the descendants zombies. Camp rock three is more like younger family kids at this concert. And everybody was sitting down and watching it like a show that you would watch it like Disneyland or something. It wasn't like concert vibes, but then you go to like czar Larson and everybody is on their feet the entire time.

34:42 Well, that's, I mean, I don't think I would feel guilty sitting down at czar Larson.

34:48 But would you feel guilty if you want to stand up and be the only one? Like when I went and saw No Doubt at Sphere, I was in a section where nobody was standing and I wanted to stand the entire time. I felt pressure to stand. And so I finally did towards the end.

35:02 I don't think you can worry about that because it shows your enthusiasm for the artist or the actor, whatever you're seeing. And people need to look around you. Plus you're 5'2.

35:10 Who's not gonna be able to see five foot i did this um for taylor swift's eras tour documentary that was out in theaters my whole theater.

35:19 Up in the theater yeah everybody's sitting.

35:21 Down stand up no they were all sitting down and i was like this is a concert movie get.

35:26 A movie may be different yeah.

35:28 That is different no i feel like if the whole theater was up then great but if you were in a sitting theater i.

35:34 Was up up up I often get people taller than me in front of me standing and I have to do a lean or ask to swap seats with somebody that's next to me to see past them. I just think if you're into it, forget about what everybody else is thinking and go with what you're feeling. That's what you need to do. You paid for the ticket. You're at the show. Enjoy it how you want to enjoy it.

35:55 Forget about everybody else.

35:57 What if they're telling you to sit down?

35:58 Well, they're not having a good time.

36:02 Buy them a beer.

36:04 Buy them a beer?

36:05 No.

36:07 Did somebody tell you to sit down?

36:08 In past concerts, yeah, for sure. People were like, sit down.

36:12 Was it the keyboard elf? I mean, who can't see over you? It's like, what elf was behind you? Coming up next. Going to wrap it up for us this morning on KISS FM. Sisney takes it for another hour. Tomorrow, it's Ryan's Roses. If you missed anything on the show today, it's up midday on our podcast on iHeartRadio on air with Ryan Seacrest there. And tonight, oh, Mark, what's tonight on Real Fortune? Your Baywatch audition?

36:38 What?

36:38 My Daywatch audition is.

36:39 Tonight on The Wheel of Fortune.

36:40 Don't tune in.

36:42 The new Baywatch?

36:44 It's a little joke Vannon and I have tonight on The Wheel of Fortune. Don't tune in. Thanks for listening to On Air with Ryan Seacrest. Make sure to subscribe and we'll talk to you again tomorrow.