The Chosen One

A listener asks: whose penis gets the top spot on the Wikipedia page for penis?
Our quest for an answer takes us on a surprisingly philosophical journey — where we learn about the cutthroat fight to be number one and the extremely overthink-y debate that precedes the coronation.
Wikipedia page for Lane Rasberry (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bluerasberry).
Wikipedia page for penis (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis).
Wikipedia page for human penis (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis).
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