Reality Show Ramble: The Real Housewives of Rhode Island w/Brian

[SPEAKER_03]: And, Lou, everybody, welcome to another episode of Altacol. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm your host, Tane. [SPEAKER_03]: This week, it's going to be a reality ramble episode, but focused on the new addition to the housewives, the real housewives of Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_03]: And I have Brian with me.

[SPEAKER_03]: Hi, Brian. [SPEAKER_03]: How are you? [SPEAKER_02]: I'm great. [SPEAKER_02]: I am excited for a new housewife city. [SPEAKER_02]: I am disappointed that the Midwest is still being ignored here. [SPEAKER_02]: We could do Chicago. [SPEAKER_02]: We couldn't do Detroit. [SPEAKER_02]: I would love real housewives of Milwaukee or something stupid like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: But no, let's do Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_02]: Sure. [SPEAKER_03]: A little housekeeping before we dive into it, guys. [SPEAKER_03]: Bonus episodes, patreon.com, such also call MAFS. [SPEAKER_03]: This is going to be a new episode this week. [SPEAKER_03]: Waiting for the 90 day tell all, I don't know if that's ever going to happen.

[SPEAKER_03]: We are just 100,000 episodes into the season, but going to be covering that on the regular feed, Brian and I are covering welcome to Plathfield the season. [SPEAKER_03]: The premiere is up. [SPEAKER_03]: You can check that out. [SPEAKER_03]: We'll be covering that by weekly. [SPEAKER_03]: Have an interview with the producer, reality TV producer, live that you can check out.

[SPEAKER_03]: And so tell your questions, have with aid, the death and life of Lamar, Odam, and this man. [SPEAKER_03]: Check it out, it's here, our thoughts on that. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, to your point about Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_03]: When I first heard the announcement, I was like, oh, this is random, Rhode Island.

[SPEAKER_03]: I mean, sure, let's do that. [SPEAKER_03]: But I felt the same way we Salt Lake City. [SPEAKER_03]: but also because it's going in with preconceived notions, where I'm like, they don't even drink alcohol, it's gonna be religious, like, what are we gonna get out of it? [SPEAKER_03]: But what do I know?

[SPEAKER_03]: I say this all the time. [SPEAKER_03]: We got jailed black guys, receipts, my... We got cat fishing, you know, it's... [SPEAKER_02]: at the Salt Lake City has an identity. [SPEAKER_02]: I think when I think of Salt Lake City, I think specifically there's a lot of Mormons there and that lake is what we salty and the jazz play there for some reason.

[SPEAKER_02]: With Rhode Island and just like it's small as hell, I know one city in the state that's all I know about Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I have to trust that I was going to ask you. [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, what do you know about Rhode Island? [SPEAKER_03]: Because I fear this show is making me realize that I don't think I knew anything about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, did I know that it was like the cousin to jurors? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, I don't, I don't think I knew all of this. [SPEAKER_02]: So there's different kinds of Rhode Island basically. [SPEAKER_02]: But there's Rhode Island reminds me of Connecticut because when Connecticut pizza became a thing, I'm like, why are there Italians in Connecticut?

[SPEAKER_02]: Turns out there's a lot of Italian Americans in Connecticut. [SPEAKER_02]: Rhode Island has that part, and it also has super waspye old money, like we came over on the Mayflower type people too. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like of the two, I'm happy we chose this one. [SPEAKER_02]: because I don't need to watch old money, you know, snooty-rich white folks do a show, give me like messy people.

[SPEAKER_02]: Well, fuckers, messy. [SPEAKER_02]: This is gonna be a messy season. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking forward to it, but yeah, I other than that, I know very little about Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_02]: I think there's probably, I think there's one Ivy League school in Rhode Island, maybe? [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe, is it where Brown is?

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Brown is in Rhode Island, so that's all I got. [SPEAKER_03]: Again, like I said, I did not realize that I did not know anything because I'm like, why did it sound like Jersey, why is that I knew a small, but the way everyone is reminding us like listen everybody knows everybody like we know everything about this.

[SPEAKER_03]: Which makes it even more interesting that people will sign up for this. [SPEAKER_03]: But again, the housewife's Spain is a completely different thing. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a thing that all these women are like aim to achieve to their detriment because these people always have skeletons and they are cast because of these skeletons and I wish my brain is like [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just gonna lay low, let nobody know, but these people are like, I'm coming to the forefront, even though the internet is vicious, everybody is protective, everyone's gonna know my business, but it book errors.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's how it's life. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't I don't want to hold the clam for introduction. [SPEAKER_02]: I was holding the skeleton that I got on my closet like the and to there to their credit. [SPEAKER_02]: I think they basically all lead with their skeletons, which means there's darker ship and they're hiding.

[SPEAKER_02]: But we find out their problems in their introductions like each and everyone that was like, so here's my problem and why they cast me. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, it is fair. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I mean, could us to them without with with with with these mindsets, we would not have reality TV.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because I feel like every singer show I watch him and we're like, how, but thank you, how, but thank you. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how dare you? [SPEAKER_03]: So I bet though, the Salt Lake City Gals, I bet they're mad, they're not the youngest franchise and you won't think of that. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, you know what, listen, I'm gonna blow your mind, put some respect on Dubai's name.

[SPEAKER_02]: We always forget Dubai exists, but that came up after Salt Lake City. [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, no, I do not forget Dubai. [SPEAKER_03]: not famously but i've always said like i find salt lake to be overrated i find that a lot of people are so yes i find like a lot of people are so wild by salt lake like they could do the bare minimum that is like a regular day for say at land or something it was like oh my god [SPEAKER_03]: That really, that's that and I'm like, okay, yeah, yeah, it's good, but no, it's not not that impressed.

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like they're good with the big story in terms of like, they had Jen. [SPEAKER_03]: Jen can't adapt for three seasons where that was a major thing. [SPEAKER_03]: And of course, you can't be someone being arrested on a sprint event by the FBI, like you can't stop that. [SPEAKER_03]: So they have that, but again, it was so clear to me when they had ultimate girl strip and they had Heather and Whitney on there And you could clearly see that they did not match the rest of the housewives.

[SPEAKER_03]: They were just so they're like local champions like in your little [SPEAKER_03]: You know, Salt Lake City, you're King and Queen, but you can't hang with the rest of your franchises. [SPEAKER_03]: And what they get is like a lot of our franchises are still. [SPEAKER_03]: It's been 25 years.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's been this. [SPEAKER_03]: They have the luxury of being what six years old or seven years old. [SPEAKER_03]: So it's still, you know, kind of fresh or whatever. [SPEAKER_03]: So that's why I'm not saying it's bad because whenever I say this, that's what people hear. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, you're saying it's certain.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, I'm not. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not saying it's [SPEAKER_03]: It's okay. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not like they can't hang with the alumni of the OGs. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me let me put it there. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so we know what it is. [SPEAKER_02]: You know what it is. [SPEAKER_02]: They're they're long john silver, right?

[SPEAKER_02]: You're you're not Burger King Wendy's McDonald's culvers all competing with each other. [SPEAKER_02]: You are the only fast food fish restaurant that there is. [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like, it's like, yeah, for what it is, I like it a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: The reads are never very good. [SPEAKER_02]: They can't reach other at all on that show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Angie kind of can't on occasion, but like they do something different. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm entertained by it, but it's not. [SPEAKER_02]: It's not, it doesn't hold a candle, the old time in New York. [SPEAKER_02]: No one's getting punched in the back of the head, like on New Jersey. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's not, it's not one of those, but I do like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's not my favorite franchise. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a lot of people's. [SPEAKER_02]: I like, it is a lot of people's, and I have friends where it's the only one they watch. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, this is the only one you watch? [SPEAKER_03]: But probably because if people just jumped in, because like yesterday, for an ask me, what other franchise, she only watches the Black franchise, and she's like, which other one should I watch?

[SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, I could recommend, but it's like almost 20 seasons. [SPEAKER_03]: And that's intimidating. [SPEAKER_03]: So with backslugs, it's easy to like jump in. [SPEAKER_03]: And I can see through their eyes, if you're just, [SPEAKER_03]: Binging and going street six seasons, you are going to be highly entertained.

[SPEAKER_03]: Again, it's not a bad show. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying, like, they get a lot of props for doing the bare minimum. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's my thing with them. [SPEAKER_03]: But it is entertaining, yeah, yeah, I'll do that. [SPEAKER_02]: But we'll consider the first six seasons of Beverly Hills.

[SPEAKER_02]: They were amazing. [SPEAKER_02]: And now, look what has become, right? [SPEAKER_02]: So like, yeah, it's off to a hot start. [SPEAKER_02]: Talked to me in 15 years and let's see how it goes. [SPEAKER_03]: And that's exactly. [SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah, but I'm glad, like, you know, it's there.

[SPEAKER_03]: freshness. [SPEAKER_03]: So I think bravo is being really good at when to put out new cities. [SPEAKER_03]: They need to let New York alright. [SPEAKER_03]: P, but that's not for me to say. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Now I have to say this after saying that I'm going to sound like a hater.

[SPEAKER_03]: Now I saw this online where everyone was like, oh my god, this is Rhode Island, it's the best of this. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not watching it. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, I enjoyed it, but it didn't rock my world. [SPEAKER_03]: It's fun when it's like upset to me this what am I so I'm going to ask you what did you think about it I mean, I I like it number one.

[SPEAKER_02]: It is I it's going to take me a full year to tell who was who Two minutes of them and look the same Kelsey and Rosie looked the exact same to me and so like it's going to be hard for me to tell who was who for a while I like it [SPEAKER_02]: I, the number one, the thing it has, going more than anything else, most of these women like know each other, know each other.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like when to high school together, grew up together, know each other's husbands, all that stuff, for a housewife franchise, to me, that's the secret sauce. [SPEAKER_02]: I need there to be like long simmering resentments that'll get brought up. [SPEAKER_02]: So from that aspect, I like it.

[SPEAKER_02]: They're first big fight at the picnic. [SPEAKER_02]: I thought was, well, executed, that was good. [SPEAKER_02]: You could see that, okay, they know what they're doing and they know what they're here to do. [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, like I said, I mean, they're leading with, I can tell what the problems are going to be with most of these women right off the bat, which helps.

[SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, I wasn't like blowing away by it. [SPEAKER_02]: I texted my wife after watching the first episode. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's gonna be good. [SPEAKER_02]: But I wasn't like, this is some shit you have to watch. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like it's gonna be good. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I felt that way about ladies of London, actually.

[SPEAKER_03]: I watched it and I was like, oh my God, the reboot. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, this is so good. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna let you down. [SPEAKER_03]: I need to watch it. [SPEAKER_03]: People tell me it's great. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it was great. [SPEAKER_03]: And you're right.

[SPEAKER_03]: And not only the housewife show, I think any reality show, the sauce is having people who know each other who have long-standing friendship and that used to be the key to the housewives in the past. [SPEAKER_03]: That's what we used to cast. [SPEAKER_03]: Casting people who have nothing in common with people Amanda Francis, but I mean, you know, they could do better to continue doing that and they've done this this time.

[SPEAKER_03]: So we are the recipients of that. [SPEAKER_03]: I will say that I do not like the facts like, well, let me call you out Brian. [SPEAKER_03]: Some people did not know that the second episode was on Sunday because it had become one's fault and premiered and premiered on Thursday. [SPEAKER_03]: And then it was moved to the second episode on Sunday.

[SPEAKER_03]: So now moving forward, it is going to be on Sunday. [SPEAKER_03]: I think right after Atlanta. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the fact that we have two housewives in the same night. [SPEAKER_03]: It's too much. [SPEAKER_03]: That's enough days of the week to spread it around. [SPEAKER_03]: And each person should have their own night.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it's not an influence fault. [SPEAKER_03]: That is the pep people of mind. [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone still blames Andy for everything. [SPEAKER_03]: And that man don't even work for Bravo. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, in that capacity. [SPEAKER_03]: He has executive producer, Tidal, and he does the show, but he's not in the day to day.

[SPEAKER_02]: in my mind, he's a CEO and president of Bravo Network. [SPEAKER_02]: And so I'm just like, why would you premier it on the Thursday and then move to Sunday right after that? [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I was sitting here like, well, I'm looking forward to the next episode whenever that comes out.

[SPEAKER_02]: But I didn't know that it already aired. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, oh, Brian, we didn't know about Rula. [SPEAKER_03]: Brian's like an Emmy, like, okay, yeah, uh-huh. [SPEAKER_03]: Who's Rula? [SPEAKER_03]: What? [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, well, she showed up in this scene in the season on, so I'm looking forward to meeting her for the first time ever in life.

[SPEAKER_02]: Did not know. [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, that was my watch last night that was a very weird move though to just have it premier Thursday and then move it they do these things and then wonder oh the ratings are low and it's like what was you're doing things like this a lot of people yeah if not for online chatter and you have to remember that not everyone is chronically online how are they going to know that it happened because that's how I found out everyone was talking about them like why they talking about oh this I had no idea on there so [SPEAKER_03]: Um, yeah, so we're stuck with it is going to be too nice.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like, especially for us podcasts. [SPEAKER_03]: How are we going to watch Atlanta and then watch that right after it's just space it out. [SPEAKER_03]: Think about us every now and then. [SPEAKER_02]: Watch what happens live. [SPEAKER_03]: Go on. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's true.

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, they have the whole cast. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I mean, you can't do a little bit of Atlanta and a one from Rhode Island, like every episode or whatever, that through who knows they might. [SPEAKER_03]: There's enough of them on Rhode Island, it's a lot, and I'm not speaking of it.

[SPEAKER_03]: So anyway, so what we're going to do today is instead of just talking about both episodes, we are going to talk about the stories, what we're going to do is talk about each woman and just kind of see what our first thoughts about them are at the end of going to ask you who your faith is and maybe give you a bonus person that you like.

[SPEAKER_03]: But before we start, I think what's interesting is like, I don't think I know how old they do if they're off. [SPEAKER_02]: I only know how old Liz is because they said it and I'm like, oh, is that real? [SPEAKER_02]: Was that shade? [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if that's for actual age. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, it was when they said her age, I was like, wait.

[SPEAKER_03]: Because I know she said I'm the oldest and then I'm like, how old are the rest? [SPEAKER_03]: I can't, you could go anywhere from. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, no, Kelsey's 30 because she knew that man for 10 years and she was 20. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, well, been with an air quotes, they say 19, but I feel like it's a Lindsay lovin, but we'll get there.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's not with Rosie. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I have a lot on her. [SPEAKER_03]: And for reminder, Rosie is the newscaster. [SPEAKER_03]: She used to be a newscaster. [SPEAKER_03]: And now she has a show on that Joel and doesn't know when he comes on. [SPEAKER_03]: And she was on, was it watch happens like, she's like, it's on on Saturday, it's Sunday at 630.

[SPEAKER_03]: Girl, nobody's watching that. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's on right before it infomercial. [SPEAKER_02]: So like, no one's watching that. [SPEAKER_03]: So the thing about this is every single one of these women on this show is a [SPEAKER_03]: which kind of makes them look like they're like a cross between New Jersey and Palm Beach the show on Netflix because this is a lot of surgery going and that but Rosie looks like [SPEAKER_03]: Someone British.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who it is or someone from love island UK, but I can't pinpoint who it is that she looks like But that's who she reminds me of and I don't think we've met her husband. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of husbands being hidden I don't think so. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh boyfriend being hidden for now, and her drama is that she gained joe at the cheap one [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is the lowest things drama that any women have on the show.

[SPEAKER_02]: Her drama is I used to be on the news and I brought a six out of bottle of wine to an event and I'm like, okay, that that's not worth hate and somebody or but they hate her guts. [SPEAKER_02]: Like it's I don't I don't know if they're going to give her the villain edit or like the the sympathetic sad sack edit like Yeah, oh, got like Brittany from Salt Lake City where she's like, oh, it's so bad for this person.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm actually when they're going to give her yet. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like Rosie gives friend of energy. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think anyone is a friend of, we've been told, except Dolores, which we're gonna get there, but what is the point of Dolores? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, why did they feel they needed to bring her on?

[SPEAKER_03]: Because Claire, I think they're strong enough without her. [SPEAKER_02]: I think so. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit like when they shoe horn Stasi in the summer house like introduce that show for some reason like we don't need. [SPEAKER_02]: We don't need to have Dolores give me the co-sign.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna watch it like it's a housewife series. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna give it a shot. [SPEAKER_02]: But I kind of like they just thought they needed to somehow convince us. [SPEAKER_02]: This is gonna be worth watching and I'm like, no, it's probably gonna be fine. [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, this was Stasi.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was just like the crossover kind of like, you know, Sheena Beverly Hills and then we never shot them again. [SPEAKER_03]: But Dolores, she literally got her summer house just because she was going to be here for the next three months. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, on this series, she was not at all in the second episode.

[SPEAKER_03]: And no, we don't need her. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't need anything. [SPEAKER_03]: She could, she could show up like how during their show up. [SPEAKER_03]: And like, I think it was real hot guys of London. [SPEAKER_03]: I forget that hasn't aired here. [SPEAKER_03]: But she showed up like, oh, I know this person, you know my friend, and then go away, but she really didn't need to, but you know what get the bag Dolores, get the bag, we can't wait, you want to, but you were poly boasts.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you have any other thoughts with Rosie, we are going to talk about Rosie during Joellon because she already was about white woman tears with Joellon on there, and she was trying to be messy. [SPEAKER_03]: because I think what I'm scared of with this show also is if you put out all your skeletons in the first season, what else is left for the rest because part of what it was in the other franchises is like it was like a slow building and like oh this person did that but here everyone is just spilling everything.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's just two episodes. [SPEAKER_03]: We know a lot about this people too much into episode. [SPEAKER_03]: So what else do you have left? [SPEAKER_03]: as the season unfold. [SPEAKER_03]: So Rosie is already trying to be messy. [SPEAKER_03]: When she tries to poke and find it about Kelsey's relationship because clearly there's a lot of rumors.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I find it hard to believe that there wasn't some kind of meeting, whether all together or in pockets to be like, how are we going to get our storyline going and what are we going to say? [SPEAKER_03]: What are we going to do? [SPEAKER_03]: Because on what track happens live, they all admit it that they will all housewise fans.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: So at this point, if you're going on a housewife, showing you on a housewife's family, I don't trust you. [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I don't, what are you doing? [SPEAKER_02]: What are you doing with your, why would you want to get involved in this, it's like, it's like people that are like, oh, I was on love as blind.

[SPEAKER_02]: I've never watched this season before. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, that's suspect to me. [SPEAKER_03]: Then why are you aware of it? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I think the only other thing for me with Rosie is the, [SPEAKER_02]: the deliberate nature with which she started to stir up shit run beslap.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's a little bit like Lindsey on summer house this season. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just going to start a fight I think and like see what happens. [SPEAKER_02]: We're everybody else is kind of like organic with it. [SPEAKER_02]: She's like so. [SPEAKER_02]: There have been a polygamous anybody else here.

[SPEAKER_02]: Just like it's a little bit obvious, but I I'm here for it because we need to have somebody get this shit started. [SPEAKER_03]: I do, but like you said, [SPEAKER_03]: Fake it so we can go along with the fakeery with you. [SPEAKER_03]: Don't be so obvious because it feels like maybe she also feels like she's giving friend of energy and she's like, oh, I can turn it up a notch and see how I can stay in here because it's like chilling and you're like [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the sky's blue today.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, huh. [SPEAKER_03]: Did you cheat on your husband when the sky was blue the last time? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, okay, was that natural? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it, it comes out of fucking nowhere. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm just, and it's at her, it was at her event. [SPEAKER_02]: It was at her picnic that she hosted to him.

[SPEAKER_02]: It was like, you can't throw an event and then start and shit at your event. [SPEAKER_03]: Never, never, never participate in a movie. [SPEAKER_03]: Kelsey's not even there. [SPEAKER_03]: She's not there. [SPEAKER_02]: Not even there. [SPEAKER_02]: And all of them are like, well, none of us have.

[SPEAKER_02]: Why you bring her that shit up? [SPEAKER_02]: It was a weird choice. [SPEAKER_03]: So in that vein, let's talk about Kelsey. [SPEAKER_03]: I think she's been catching open, no, I didn't even start with Liz. [SPEAKER_03]: But Kelsey is a woman who, as Brian mentioned, is 30. [SPEAKER_03]: She met a man when she was 19, 20.

[SPEAKER_03]: I put, I give a side eye to that because it's given. [SPEAKER_03]: Remember when Lindsay Lohan was dating Willma Velda Ramma and we knew that it was a younger, and it was a way younger. [SPEAKER_03]: And all of a sudden, she turned 18 and I was like, oh, we just started dating. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm giving a side dot to that day because I just don't know if it was 19 and 19 is just a safe age to say it just feels like she was younger and she was more easily manipulated and who's going to say no to [SPEAKER_03]: Living this grand lifestyle where you don't have to do anything.

[SPEAKER_03]: She says she doesn't want to call herself a sugar baby But she is like listen, there's no sugar coding this. [SPEAKER_03]: She is a sugar baby. [SPEAKER_03]: She is not working. [SPEAKER_03]: She lives in a grand house [SPEAKER_03]: And the kicker is that this man has another girlfriend, and six months out of the year he's with that girlfriend in Miami and he's here in Rhode Island in this big old house with a cleaner doing nothing and just sitting there.

[SPEAKER_03]: and I have so many questions. [SPEAKER_03]: I just need to know more about this. [SPEAKER_03]: When his six months out the year in Miami, is it a no contact type situation? [SPEAKER_03]: Like we can't text. [SPEAKER_03]: We can't call. [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Miami girls' time. [SPEAKER_03]: Is it a codi type system or you [SPEAKER_03]: can text, does the other girl know about it?

[SPEAKER_03]: What is the other girl's rules when he's in Rhode Island? [SPEAKER_03]: Is she allowed to have a boyfriend? [SPEAKER_03]: This is all my first episode questions. [SPEAKER_03]: Some of it is kind of answered and what are the rules for this? [SPEAKER_03]: Has it been like this all 10 years?

[SPEAKER_03]: Was it like this when they first met? [SPEAKER_03]: Was it introduced five years in six months? [SPEAKER_02]: I have so many questions [SPEAKER_02]: were was he already with this girl in Miami when he met you or were you guys together? [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like, so by the way, I'm a leave you here for half the year and go find somebody else in Miami.

[SPEAKER_02]: You're cool with that, right? [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I need to know that part of this relationship. [SPEAKER_02]: if she doesn't want to say she's a sugar baby okay fine you're a kept woman then is that better for you like in any event you don't have seemingly any agency in this relationship there's a part where she said when they got together she accepted that she was going to be in this man's life as long as he wanted her in his life and I'm like boy that's a fucking sad thing to say about yourself like it's just I don't I can understand when you're young this being appealing [SPEAKER_02]: There's a period though where along the way, for me anyway, I would see all of my other friends in serious relationships, getting married, doing things to progress their relationship.

[SPEAKER_02]: And I'm gonna feel like I'm just stuck here, and maybe she's getting there now at 30, or however old she might be doing the math. [SPEAKER_02]: But [SPEAKER_02]: It feels like there's just like a she's been in neutral for a decade now in this big ass house with four kitchens for some reason.

[SPEAKER_02]: And just kind of like this is what I've wanted and now I don't want it anymore and it feels like she's coming to the realization that. [SPEAKER_02]: her options are to get out of this relationship or stay in it. [SPEAKER_02]: But there is no stay in it and have him leave the other woman.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's just going to be this is my life. [SPEAKER_02]: Or I do the housewives track where I use the show for us to get divorced and then I find somebody else and that's my story line. [SPEAKER_02]: But she makes me sad. [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's kind of the big thing of it. [SPEAKER_02]: I feel sad watching her and that's not what I want from my housewife.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to take a break and I'm going to share some off air tea also that I heard about Kelsey. [SPEAKER_03]: Buy right back? [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, we're right back. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that I also want to know how old the other girlfriend is. [SPEAKER_03]: I also want to know how long he's been with the other girlfriend and I want to know how old that girlfriend was when he got that girlfriend.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I want to know if it's just two of them because something tells me it is not just two of them. [SPEAKER_02]: There's another thing. [SPEAKER_03]: He got different area codes. [SPEAKER_02]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: People and To your point of it being sad. [SPEAKER_03]: I agree because it's giving grooming to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I feel like he groomed her and maybe the other girl depending on how old she is and got her to be stuck in a lifestyle, got her to be stalled and not have any skills that we know of yet. [SPEAKER_03]: Again, guys, it's just a little bit of a joke. [SPEAKER_03]: And so it's harder to make that choice because she said that.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's like, I want the lifestyle, but I don't want to be with him because what's happening now is that she's 30 and she's decided that she wants to [SPEAKER_03]: have a child and he married and now she has to decide but it's just so hard because she has to give up this lifestyle. [SPEAKER_03]: And the other thing is you're not going to come in and show like this and think that this is not going to be talked about because through the two episodes that we've watched, Kelsey seems very bothered by the fact that the women keep talking about this [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you think you're here?

[SPEAKER_02]: What, what else do you have going on in your life of nothing that would make you eligible to be on reality TV? [SPEAKER_02]: You know, of course this is gonna be your thing. [SPEAKER_02]: And it's interesting to me that you brought up grooming because [SPEAKER_02]: I got married when I was 32.

[SPEAKER_02]: I went back to, I have my old college roommate. [SPEAKER_02]: I went back to hang out with him a couple of weeks later for the season open in the football season. [SPEAKER_02]: He was dating a freshman at that point. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, you're 32, your girlfriend is 18. [SPEAKER_02]: We are a week into the school year.

[SPEAKER_02]: So you met her, like moving into her dorm. [SPEAKER_02]: That shit grossed me out. [SPEAKER_02]: So even though, yes, you're 19, you're an adult. [SPEAKER_02]: Like if your boyfriend is 13, 14, [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you guys are both adults. [SPEAKER_02]: You're in such different parts of your life that there can be no equality in the relationship.

[SPEAKER_02]: The power to enamage is all fucked up. [SPEAKER_02]: And so like, I need to know more about this. [SPEAKER_02]: I saw somebody finding out who the guy was. [SPEAKER_02]: I forget what his name is if you know. [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, I think his dad is like a judge or something. [SPEAKER_02]: Some shit like that.

[SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, I don't, I need to know more about [SPEAKER_02]: where he was in his life when they met, and exactly how they ran into it for the first time. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so I think his dad is like the, he's a TV judge, judge, Frank, or something like that? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not sure.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure. [SPEAKER_03]: Everything allegedly, I don't know, because we never know what he's sure or not. [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone just throws things out there and you never know what's true. [SPEAKER_03]: So this is what I heard. [SPEAKER_03]: I heard like so later on by episode two, Kelsey reveals that she does have a boyfriend.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's dating two men at the same time. [SPEAKER_03]: Watch what happens live. [SPEAKER_03]: She mentions that he's a reality TV lover. [SPEAKER_03]: He loves real housewives. [SPEAKER_03]: He knows when Erica's ex husband will still current husband went to jail. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, that's a red flag to me.

[SPEAKER_03]: But that's not my place to say. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, I'm one of those. [SPEAKER_03]: No, that's the rest like that he's now dating a housewife. [SPEAKER_03]: You're not dating a housewife, so it's like dating one of me. [SPEAKER_03]: You want to be on TV, so it's like a pipeline. [SPEAKER_03]: Like to do that.

[SPEAKER_03]: So what I heard was that she... [SPEAKER_03]: got cast because of like we said the storyline and having to as well, but they'd broken up. [SPEAKER_03]: So before the season started, she was like, what am I going to do? [SPEAKER_03]: Because that's why I was cast. [SPEAKER_03]: So she's just going on with the story.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, oh, I'm still dating another guy. [SPEAKER_03]: But she's really just dating this new boyfriend guy. [SPEAKER_03]: So again, how's she in the house, though, still? [SPEAKER_03]: Allegedly. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if that meant, oh, they said that's not his house. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit.

[SPEAKER_03]: Again, I don't know what's going on, but I don't know if she herself can afford like a housekeeper or anything of the sorts of that's why I'm saying allegedly there's a lot of stuff out there, but also it's not so [SPEAKER_03]: Strange sometimes when people would date with as a part dynamic of the person being so rich, even if they they end things they still kind of financially support Sometimes it's like, well, I'll help you for like a year or I'll help you with this or even like help me do this show And then we can break up for real after all the years like it's not so crazy to me and I don't even know what that says about me, but that's what was said and you made sense when I read it, but I can't wait for the reunion where all this comes out

[SPEAKER_03]: Well, we're gonna, we're gonna find out. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't, we don't know what is or isn't, but eventually we will know what is or isn't true. [SPEAKER_03]: But my last thing on Kelsey is just the whole time everyone was talking about it like I said. [SPEAKER_03]: She seems uncomfortable about it and everyone keeps trying to poke at it.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I know Andy gave them props for all day watch the show and they still came natural. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, I don't think that's 100% true. [SPEAKER_03]: I do feel like you can tell like they've watched the show and everybody's just trying to find [SPEAKER_03]: what their role is going to be and which story is going to be the most outrageous out there, but we know that Andy has this super little tips where he tries to, he either exaggerates like, this is the best Beverly Hills season you're ever going to see or it's never not quiet the truth, but I do think that you can tell like they study the show and you're not exactly all natural.

[SPEAKER_03]: So Kelsey is just out there like, [SPEAKER_03]: This is my line. [SPEAKER_03]: I have two people. [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm gonna act bothers because there's no way you've done this for 10 years There's no way you don't know that people are talking about you especially Bird Islands as small as everyone says it is you should be used to all the talks So to be so bothered right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like huh, you should have practiced yeah on that So right, but yeah my final thought is just the entire Two episodes where everyone is like Do you practice polygamy? [SPEAKER_02]: You have polygamy and I'm like she's not married Don't know what no she's in an open relationship. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a different thing [SPEAKER_03]: That really bothered me.

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, getting hurt. [SPEAKER_03]: You all get it right. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I had a quote where she said, whether I end up with him or not, I will be with him or not, I will be happy. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, that's false. [SPEAKER_03]: You want to have to drink, you want to get married.

[SPEAKER_03]: He cannot give you that. [SPEAKER_03]: So how are you going to be happy, whether you end up with him or not, right? [SPEAKER_03]: Not true. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's talk about Liz. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Liz is the person who's the oldest, who is, what is it? [SPEAKER_03]: 56 or 59.

[SPEAKER_02]: Apparently 56. [SPEAKER_02]: Allegedly 56. [SPEAKER_02]: Allegedly 56. [SPEAKER_02]: And she has grandkids or whatever. [SPEAKER_03]: So I guess she's the one who's really close to Dolores and she's the one who really does look like Dolores I mean she does say like Dolores recommended the same plastic surgeon the same dentist, but the kicker is they even sound alike [SPEAKER_03]: like if you're not watching and you hear them talking they sound exactly the same.

[SPEAKER_03]: So Liz I think did you feel like she was supposed to be like the anchor of all the ladies like she was a okay the person that was supposed to anchor around and I like Liz of I think like at first you think like she's like this quiet person like I don't want no drama but she's a kind of person like if you poke me if you send for me I [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, she's she's a little bit scary.

[SPEAKER_02]: I think I'm looking at her as the one who's going to be the most portable. [SPEAKER_02]: There's a few things that she says. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, okay, you know, you're she's going to be fun to because she was, was she the one that said they recommend an Epstein bath to her, that was, I think she was also one that was like, well, he's a foot doctor, but I think he's doing more in touching the foot.

[SPEAKER_03]: You. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, who am I confusing her with? [SPEAKER_02]: Well, there is another lady who is like her. [SPEAKER_02]: Did you say that lady who is Alicia looks like her, I think? [SPEAKER_03]: You talk about Alicia. [SPEAKER_03]: Alicia is the one who ran, who ran over a woman and said it's so casual.

[SPEAKER_02]: She did run over a lady. [SPEAKER_02]: We'll talk about that, but it comes up. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: But no, I think I'm going to mention it. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Liz is going to be the anchor here, I think. [SPEAKER_02]: She's the one that has the biggest family. [SPEAKER_02]: She's the one that has [SPEAKER_02]: you know, the adult children who are going to be probably on the show here and there, she seems like she's the one that's like the most stable than rooted in her life, which is kind of what you need to be the anchor on a show.

[SPEAKER_02]: You can't be like carining from pillar opposed. [SPEAKER_02]: You can have to be in one position. [SPEAKER_02]: And I like her. [SPEAKER_02]: I think she's fun. [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, she's like a fun old lady. [SPEAKER_03]: She's the richest of them all. [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently, there was a whole thing about who lives in Kranston, who lives in Providence, and you know, you're all four minutes apart from each other.

[SPEAKER_03]: I know that's when the watch was happens live and Andy was like, why is your family to Alicia giving you so much crap about not living in Kranston or something and he's like, it's 15 minutes away. [SPEAKER_03]: It's not, it's not, it's not. [SPEAKER_02]: My wife guys, Father, and that to go to work every day.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so Liz has been married in 11 years. [SPEAKER_03]: Liz is half Lebanese or a Syrian and she's married to Jerry. [SPEAKER_03]: I love how she's accepted Jerry's kids as hers. [SPEAKER_03]: She wanted to have her own kids. [SPEAKER_03]: It just didn't work out that way. [SPEAKER_03]: So she's known them since like they were three years old.

[SPEAKER_03]: And one of Jerry's daughters met a guy in a month later, boom, she's pregnant. [SPEAKER_03]: So she's gonna be a grand parent pretty soon. [SPEAKER_03]: And we see all the families meet each other. [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm like, you know, [SPEAKER_03]: If they all seem like the typical Italian family, again, it could easily be Jersey.

[SPEAKER_03]: The most interesting thing for Liz is going to come up when we talk about Rula. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm saving Rula for the last because Rula was my journey of episode two. [SPEAKER_03]: And we find out that, you know, Jerry be looking at, listen, there's no faithful husband. [SPEAKER_03]: This is what I get except for Jerry.

[SPEAKER_03]: But they're all. [SPEAKER_03]: There's no faithful husband on this season, but Lizza's husband has cheated on her. [SPEAKER_03]: Her husband is like a top dog in the cannabis industry or something and, you know, he cheated. [SPEAKER_03]: She took him back because we're she going to go. [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of money.

[SPEAKER_03]: She's not going anywhere. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, with this. [SPEAKER_02]: That's Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_02]: You know, everybody. [SPEAKER_03]: The most interesting thing to me was to talk about a guy named Dino. [SPEAKER_03]: And he's a friend of the family and they just hang out and she's like my husband is a sports fishing and he disappears And when he's not I hang out with do you know and I was like, can you hear the words coming out of your mouth and honestly the way she said it in the confessional I I believe there was a deliance.

[SPEAKER_03]: There was an internment that I'm raising an eyebrow [SPEAKER_03]: regardless of how much she says that that did not happen. [SPEAKER_03]: Also I didn't understand why her confessional when she talked about Dino was so close up. [SPEAKER_03]: It was like right up. [SPEAKER_02]: What was up to remember she had the snake outfit on?

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes, yes. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, you're I'm in your face and there's a snake on your cheek. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's not this is not a great great look for you [SPEAKER_03]: There was such a weird angle to go from. [SPEAKER_03]: But yes, so that is very fascinating to me that there is just a random man that you were just friends with and you're all in each other's family, but then the off-air stuff, Dingo has a child.

[SPEAKER_03]: or shares, baby mothers with Erin Hernandez, RIP. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, shit. [SPEAKER_03]: He has a child's, uh, with I think her name is Shaila. [SPEAKER_03]: And apparently, Jerry is, Dino is on their own investigation for whatever it is. [SPEAKER_03]: Something to do with drugs and things.

[SPEAKER_03]: Jerry is also like all up in there with some kind of investigation and things going on in there. [SPEAKER_03]: The things we see and we're saying is a lot of drama. [SPEAKER_03]: It feels like the things off camera away out of our possibility that I'm like, Bravo did not think that these people are going to be live abilities, but maybe they, Jen Shaw walks so they could run.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, real housewives is a true crime series at this point. [SPEAKER_02]: So like, sure, get criminals right away. [SPEAKER_02]: We'll get this rocket off the bat. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So that is it. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if we're going to see Dino, but I'm just like for all these people who have big huge skeletons.

[SPEAKER_03]: Why are you on TV? [SPEAKER_03]: You know the FBI is watching. [SPEAKER_03]: You know they're watching and taking notes. [SPEAKER_03]: They're going to present it in court on Sunday 835 Eastern time on Bravo. [SPEAKER_02]: You said, is it you looking directly to the camera confessing your crimes?

[SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know, but yeah, so that's the TN that for Liz, but We'll talk some more about her when we rule are okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll take a break and come back talk about Alicia [SPEAKER_03]: All right. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about Alicia. [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone says that she's the most Rhode Island person.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, woman on the cast. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that means because the rest of the world. [SPEAKER_03]: Rhode Island too. [SPEAKER_03]: This is another person that I wonder if she gives friend of energy. [SPEAKER_03]: What do you think? [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I think in the first two episodes, yeah, I don't think they they they the only hook they will be gave her right away was like she's got all these ants who come over and like like you said shade her for not living in crants than anymore or whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: Um, there's potential there, but I don't know what it's going to be for her yet this season. [SPEAKER_03]: And when I say friend of I mean [SPEAKER_03]: Mary Saul and Adriana where their their friends up, but they feel like their full time because I do think like she's kind of quirky and I think she'll add that energy.

[SPEAKER_03]: I think her line mostly would be the fact that she's been engaged for 10 years. [SPEAKER_02]: And then it's cool. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I couldn't tell you she wanted to or maybe she said no, and he's like never again I'm never asking you something. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know, but I feel like there's something there But I can tell yeah, just gonna be like he's probably cheated to they all do that I don't understand what is happening [SPEAKER_03]: She's pretty good with the quips and she's um, I don't want to say she's Dixie But she's just like in her own little world with her head in the clouds.

[SPEAKER_03]: She loves her She loves her crackers. [SPEAKER_03]: She goes everywhere crackers. [SPEAKER_02]: She loves her big mutants because he has fruit in it Had a big mutants in 1989 like I forgot figurines existed [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god, I love them. [SPEAKER_03]: I get them to fit them forever.

[SPEAKER_03]: I will, I get the traded Joe's version. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I see. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, she famously does not want to drive. [SPEAKER_03]: Which was so funny because we see her driving on the road and she's like, fix your car and get out of here and she's like, oh, I don't want to drive anywhere in the highway.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, I almost like, I ran over a woman and producers like, hold up, wait a minute. [SPEAKER_03]: You what? [SPEAKER_03]: You what? [SPEAKER_03]: but it wasn't really anything. [SPEAKER_03]: I went to look it up. [SPEAKER_03]: It was just like someone like ran it like came out from nowhere and then she hit the person and she was just energized and she said the woman like dove in front of her car and I'm like I think you were looking down for a second.

[SPEAKER_02]: You went to a crosswalk. [SPEAKER_02]: It's kind of what I better happen here. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: What I like about Alicia is that she embraces her nosiness. [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, I'm just being I just want to find out what's going on. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but boyfriend wants is there another one She's just out there and then I think you mentioned this earlier when they went to the winery and They were talking about Rula's husband's infidelity and he was like, yeah I wish I could do her accent, but husband is a food doctor, but I think he's doing more than rubbing feet.

[SPEAKER_03]: You want some crackers [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he wants some cheese. [SPEAKER_02]: What got it for me was it was rubbing foot like rubbing foot plural. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, that's what got it for me. [SPEAKER_02]: I think he's doing more than rubbing foot. [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want a cracker?

[SPEAKER_02]: Just like, all right, I like she's going to be quotable for me in like a silly way. [SPEAKER_02]: And I enjoy that. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she's just in her own. [SPEAKER_03]: She's just unintentionally funny. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even think she realizes that she's funny, but she just says whatever is in her mind.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, um, we have talked about this. [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about Joellon. [SPEAKER_03]: Joellon is the person everyone has been trying to figure out who does she look like, who does she for me? [SPEAKER_03]: It's Topanga from Boyd Girls. [SPEAKER_02]: Shit, yeah, I see that. [SPEAKER_03]: Um, but some people's have been thrown in Jessica Simpson, which I kind of see and I can see it.

[SPEAKER_03]: I guess the other names now, but yes, I can see that Brad's all good also me in this mix, um, what I like about Joellen is like, I think that she is going to be the one to get the villain edit. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that a lot of people consider her a lot of people being the fellow cast members consider her to be a bitch, but what I appreciate about her is that we need more housewives to lean into their billin ring.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like if you're going to be a villain, just lean into it and she's okay with it. [SPEAKER_03]: Like don't throw stones and hide your hands, Kyle. [SPEAKER_02]: But right. [SPEAKER_03]: I appreciate that about her. [SPEAKER_03]: She says what she says and she said it with her chest because this is a woman who married her sister's high school boyfriend is on a apologetic about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It makes me give you a side eye, but this woman saw him, decided that she wanted to have him, and um, [SPEAKER_03]: going until she had him. [SPEAKER_03]: That's weird. [SPEAKER_02]: It's weird. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: It's weird and obviously it's going to become a thing.

[SPEAKER_02]: It's been mentioned more than one time and we see pictures of the husband and the sister. [SPEAKER_02]: This is going to become a thing I'm looking forward to it. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not sure if it's going to be a or have they hooked up since they got together or if it's going to be my sister has long simmering sort of resentment against me in your life.

[SPEAKER_02]: Isn't what mine is with this man. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, kind of is not the rumor about Lisa Barlow too, except it's never been confirmed that John dated her sister. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: That John has regrets for not putting up with the sister.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he's just normal for some people like, yeah, I dated my sibling. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Leyla dated Chase and uh... [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Jason Mason, I just I don't it's weird to be not a thing in my world guys not a thing in my like it's just weird But anyway, well, well, when I was in high school, I had two friends who were a year apart and they dated [SPEAKER_02]: Three of the same guys, I want to say.

[SPEAKER_03]: What's your point, Brian? [SPEAKER_03]: That way. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying this happened to some people. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying he doesn't happen. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just saying it's weird. [SPEAKER_03]: I thought he was saying it. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, my friend did it, so it's not weird.

[SPEAKER_03]: No, it's still weird. [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, I'm just saying I didn't think I knew him where that did this. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, oh, no, no, no. [SPEAKER_02]: The Gootieras did date three of the same dudes back to back. [SPEAKER_02]: So like, uh... [SPEAKER_03]: Brian, if I was a betting lady, I would bet that you would know you have a story or example for any situation.

[SPEAKER_03]: I got most things. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: I've lived the life. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So the fact that Joellen has declared war against Rosie in just two episodes. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just comical to me. [SPEAKER_03]: One because of a bottle of wine. [SPEAKER_03]: The other because they're fighting about who brought up the fact that Kelsey [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, about Kelsey's relationship, Joelle and apparently he's close to Kelsey and in some way Joelle and is a master because she manipulated the situation.

[SPEAKER_03]: Sure did she kind of brought it up she was like oh yeah dinner where she's not doing okay all the rumors they're going on But also Rosie was like oh never in polygamy and then Joelle and is like well, she's not here. [SPEAKER_03]: We're not gonna talk about her and she shut it down [SPEAKER_03]: two things are true in this situation.

[SPEAKER_03]: But when she lists her commonality, she's like something I'm trying to fight, Rosie. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's in common. [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, we both get aesthetic treatments, uh, we're both brunettes, and you know, we're both sometimes photogenic, and I'm like, all non tangible things, but okay, and that's all I got.

[SPEAKER_03]: She dead pants and she's like, [SPEAKER_03]: And then when they were at the picnic and I think it was Rosie or whoever that said something and they're like, and then you said this, and I just like, I don't think I said that to your face, but I do feel that way though, and I'm like, I love it.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, it was it was I did the the good part about that was I don't think I said that to your face, not like I don't think I said it like I don't think you heard me say that, but like, yeah, that is how I feel though, I like that a lot. [SPEAKER_03]: But it's a superpower because if a woman think they're going to have like a gut your moment you can't because she's going to be like, yes, at it and Yeah, you have no idea.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I did it. [SPEAKER_03]: There's nowhere to go from there. [SPEAKER_03]: And the last thing that she said also or another line was like when she was talking about Rula and she's like, She's not sick because she didn't show up to the winery. [SPEAKER_03]: She just has a headache from too much Olympic.

[SPEAKER_03]: maybe get a protein bar or get a turkey leg from Ashley and I'm like if you second, I was gonna like realize that when Ashley was getting into the spring of bus for the winery, she came in dress like she was going to medieval times and I'm like that that was good and that was quick that was she's quick she's sharp she's like Angie, Angie and so they say we need some fast on your ass.

[SPEAKER_03]: So yeah [SPEAKER_03]: Joe Island is cool, but I think she's gonna be the villain of the season. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's talk about the arguably most famous person, Ashley, I, you do not watch the bachelor, right? [SPEAKER_02]: Never have, never seen the episode of the bachelor.

[SPEAKER_03]: All right, so Ashley and Jared, today you see them today, they're cute, today they look like a fairy tale, but the lore of Ashley back in the day, I do believe I forgot to double check this [SPEAKER_03]: and she came on the bachelor and then she was on bachelor and paradise, met Jared and she was it was love at first sight for her with Jared and she was just love with this man try to get with this man the thing about Ashley is like she cries a lot like it was a thing on the bachelor it didn't matter what it was she was always crying and she's one of those who cries with high entire body.

[SPEAKER_03]: So it's just like a whole sobbing, body, racking, heaving with sobbs and it was a thing. [SPEAKER_03]: So she tried and tried to get we Jared and he doesn't matter what it was, Jared was just always like, nah, not interested. [SPEAKER_03]: No, you should go date. [SPEAKER_03]: Ashley was also a virgin.

[SPEAKER_03]: Um, she was not it wasn't for religious reasons. [SPEAKER_03]: She just was waiting for the right person and oh no Just had never had sex. [SPEAKER_03]: I always thought that that was the reason for Jared like he just felt like maybe She was so emotional and all of the things and what if they didn't have sex and you didn't work out Then you'll be an asshole.

[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I thought it was always through them. [SPEAKER_03]: Like it was so much pressure And then they had winter games or something like that [SPEAKER_03]: that's another, they tried it once he's in the version of National Paradise, which is really in the summer, and she eventually was with someone in Kevin.

[SPEAKER_03]: He was Canadian, actually. [SPEAKER_03]: He's married somebody else from back to the nation, but she decided to date him, but then Jared, I went off off screen, or whenever they told the story, they have a podcast together. [SPEAKER_03]: And he was saying how like he still had feelings for her, do it just friends and he just felt like oh my god, I've lost her and he came to see her somewhere and then gave her a kiss this is all watched for still dating Kevin and then she's like, well, I'm not going to just stop dating Kevin because you've decided that you're ready, you know, for this.

[SPEAKER_03]: And by the way, she kind of cheated on him even though it was just a kiss because she was still dating so much, but eventually they're together now. [SPEAKER_03]: They have two kids together. [SPEAKER_03]: They were on they were on a show. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Bachelor of Paradise. [SPEAKER_03]: They brought back old couples.

[SPEAKER_03]: I don't know why. [SPEAKER_03]: So Ashley's always honest about how listen, what married now? [SPEAKER_03]: It's not like when we're a single, we have two kids. [SPEAKER_03]: Things are not the same as they used to be. [SPEAKER_03]: We have real life, you know, troubles that we deal with.

[SPEAKER_03]: or that they actually ever got together because he just was so much pushing pool with that. [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm happy for them. [SPEAKER_03]: Ashley's story is going to be mostly about their whole life, but the thing about Ashley is like she's the most on-housewife like I don't think she knows what she got herself.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's it's Kim [SPEAKER_03]: I wouldn't put her in Kim feels because she's had experience with reality TV. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So she's not all left field. [SPEAKER_03]: She's just like, wait, we can't argue in public and just yell at each other because of $6.00 wide. [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[SPEAKER_03]: $6.00 wide. [SPEAKER_03]: That's bad. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, my God. [SPEAKER_03]: So which is good because I think in that way, she tends to be [SPEAKER_03]: the the grounded person I would say. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so yes, it's a very normal. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, this has been on there. [SPEAKER_03]: So a lot of it I think might be like the home life thing because a lot of what we see is we see Jared in a very long scene just trying to make coffee and give to the rest of this poor man.

[SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to mock you out of her. [SPEAKER_02]: Is it June? [SPEAKER_02]: It's June here. [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like, oh, man. [SPEAKER_02]: Blake, she's being cheated on with a coffee restaurant like this is I don't think he's cheating on her, but I think he's in love with this failed in coffee shop.

[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's hard to admit that something is failing because she just threw out the idea where it's like, [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe get rid of the it's called Audrey stick get rid of it and then, you know, you could be happier and you could do other things just be an influencer and you're just stressed all the time and I think that's the thing when you have a couple were both of them are influences and we saw this with Carl and then see in some of the house where woman just makes more money.

[SPEAKER_03]: You know, prove that he can make money somehow, but it's not going to be Audrey's because they moved here because Jared is from Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_03]: So they moved here four years ago. [SPEAKER_03]: She's only lived here for four years. [SPEAKER_03]: So maybe he's just trying to prove like, you know, we can make a work here in Rhode Island.

[SPEAKER_02]: In Rhode Island. [SPEAKER_03]: So maybe the show is going to help because I know I'm one of those people where if I get to the state and one of the housewives or the shows have a business I'll check it out. [SPEAKER_03]: I'll try it out. [SPEAKER_02]: So I think maybe it's not going to be bad for business.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, whatever reason people have to go to Rhode Island, they'll go there and check out Audrey's, and hopefully he hire staff because he shouldn't have time too. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you shouldn't be the owner who's also like putting in the two pumps of vanilla. [SPEAKER_02]: Like that's you should definitely have something else going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you put it that way. [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you know, and she says this is the good time that when he first started, he was like 100 hours. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's crazy in there. [SPEAKER_03]: She's honest and you know, she goes on a play date with Joe Ellen because they have kids that are the same age that how he's always not happy and she comes to see wants him to be happy and she wants him to have things have time alone but then when he goes out to have time alone she's like, I don't want to be alone with and she gestures this then there's a kid crying.

[SPEAKER_03]: the fuck is this thing? [SPEAKER_03]: I think she's going through a bunch of mom guilt because I think the last message that they're leaving is like, we have a nanny for 33 hours. [SPEAKER_03]: I really should have failed this way, but it happens from what everyone says about parents and especially the primary parent, it just feels like it's a lot.

[SPEAKER_03]: And you just can't get out of it. [SPEAKER_03]: So I'm curious to see how it unfolds, but Jared says to be part of it, I don't know if it's because he wants to be, [SPEAKER_03]: or he thinks Loki it's going to help Audrey because I don't know when he showed up to the fourth of July parties.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, I don't. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want this to be the downfall of their marriage, but I've seen enough housewives shows where I can tell that might be a possibility for them. [SPEAKER_02]: And people seem to like them a whole lot from what I'm gathering, so like, I don't want that to be the case.

[SPEAKER_02]: I want this to work out, but I don't see how [SPEAKER_02]: If you are, what did she say? [SPEAKER_02]: The number two celebrity owned restaurant in America, or whatever, and y'all are still not making any money on this, like, it's not gonna suddenly become a big money maker for you, I don't think.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe, we don't know, I can't think like he should sell it. [SPEAKER_03]: I know it's gonna be hard, but maybe sell it and use that money and figure out what your next thing is gonna be. [SPEAKER_03]: One last question. [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think that Ashley I is friend of energy? [SPEAKER_02]: or me because she didn't seem prepared to get into the dirt when the fight pop off at the beginning.

[SPEAKER_02]: I don't think she said a word where it's like she just looked like she was scared and everybody else was like getting ready to flip a table to reset style and she was just like, oh my god, oh my god, you guys are all yelling, it's getting very loud, just like she, she gives me friend of in the same way that like Bose had been normal friend of that came for a couple of episodes.

[SPEAKER_03]: Did you see normal? [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I don't know why they came to visit. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, not Liz. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know. [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a speech with all of just an like acronym where it's like a more a person popped up for a couple of episodes.

[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's kind of like that. [SPEAKER_02]: Where it's like you're not I understand you've done reality TV, but it's not this and it's like this is a different speed for her and I want her to be able to catch up. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know that she wants that for herself. [SPEAKER_03]: I think she will.

[SPEAKER_03]: I watch her in the after show and for some reason she wasn't exactly defending Joellen because she was doing it with Kelsey. [SPEAKER_02]: So she and kind of captain. [SPEAKER_03]: No way, it could be Rosie, my bad. [SPEAKER_02]: It was the same face. [SPEAKER_03]: So yes, I think it was Rosie.

[SPEAKER_03]: And they're like really cool now and they're best friends. [SPEAKER_03]: So I don't know, but on the flip side, Jo Ellen is like, I like Ashley, I'm not saying anything bad about her because I think they were kind of about her fashion or something like that, but we'll see. [SPEAKER_03]: We'll see how it all ends up eventually.

[SPEAKER_03]: Again, guys, just two episodes in. [SPEAKER_03]: So one person you like today, the next day, something's going to happen, you're going to be like, what? [SPEAKER_03]: Who is this? [UNKNOWN]: Yep. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so let's round up with Rula. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't meet Rula until episode two.

[SPEAKER_03]: She is Liz's friend. [SPEAKER_03]: She's also half Lebanese and appears to be your Christian have Serian. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, sorry. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's Serian and Italian, I think. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, one of them is Serian and Lebanese. [SPEAKER_02]: One of them is Serian and Italian.

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay, Liz is Syrian in Lebanese and then she's Syrian and it's talent, you know what it could be. [SPEAKER_02]: Or vice versa. [SPEAKER_02]: Because they both have Syria. [SPEAKER_03]: But she's also a rich bitch in Providence and she's very fancy. [SPEAKER_03]: She reminds me of Peggy Suleyan that once he's in housewife from OCD, remember?

[SPEAKER_02]: I had not watched enough OCD on who that is. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, she was a one season person. [SPEAKER_03]: She was very like just even killed could come up. [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe snooty, but she was rich. [SPEAKER_03]: And that usually comes when you have a lot of money. [SPEAKER_03]: That's who reminds me of.

[SPEAKER_03]: And I think a lot of them say that that she's so classy. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, maybe that was Alicia. [SPEAKER_03]: So classy. [SPEAKER_02]: She wants to say a little about her. [SPEAKER_03]: That she's so cool. [SPEAKER_03]: Now I want to ask you a question because maybe my eyes were deceiving me.

[SPEAKER_03]: When she was speaking about her heritage, [SPEAKER_03]: And no, the Italian was her husband, by the way, wasn't it? [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's right, her husband's Italian. [SPEAKER_02]: I think she was the one said that her dad is from Bay Root and her mom is from like a small town in Sierra.

[SPEAKER_03]: Maybe. [SPEAKER_03]: So I think that's what I'm going to correct this. [SPEAKER_03]: Apologies in it, yeah, guys. [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry, y'all. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm still getting into it. [SPEAKER_02]: I know you're not going to be our promise. [SPEAKER_03]: But when she speaks of her heritage, they show a baby picture of her, and did you see what I saw where it was a baby picture of in her mouth?

[SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think he was attached to anything. [SPEAKER_02]: I just can't imagine it was. [SPEAKER_03]: It was just an interesting picture of her, like, of her. [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, this is the one that is supposed to be supposed to be. [SPEAKER_03]: She runs her own financial planning firm and, you know, boating is a big thing for her and that's how she knows Liz.

[SPEAKER_03]: So, she is someone who also has beef with Joellen. [SPEAKER_03]: Because she comes to lunch, she's having lunch with Liz and Kelsey. [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, Wisconsin, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, Liz and Kelsey. [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like, what is it about the two of you that wants to hang out with Joellen?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, hmm, we're co-workers. [SPEAKER_01]: I can't even show you. [SPEAKER_03]: because what do you mean? [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not gonna have scenes because you're mad, that's on you. [SPEAKER_03]: So we find out that Joellen works in the same industry as her husband. [SPEAKER_03]: Joellen is a basically a medical sales rep. That's basically a aesthetic metal, most aesthetic, yeah.

[SPEAKER_03]: And Rula's husband is like we said earlier, a food doctor. [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like Joellen's spreading rumors that her husband is divorcing her and leaving her for a petty fucking slut. [SPEAKER_03]: Why are we censoring curse words on peacock? [SPEAKER_03]: I just don't know. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: When you blip it out, it's like, what is the point of pain? [SPEAKER_03]: Like, that's it. [SPEAKER_02]: It's a 90 day on HBO. [SPEAKER_02]: If I'm watching 90 day on HBO Max, cuss. [SPEAKER_02]: I need to hear the cuss them. [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So the rumors have it, all everybody knows it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not Jo Ellen. [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody has rumors that her husband has a mistress. [SPEAKER_03]: And once again, I mean, all that any of the husbands signed up for this. [SPEAKER_03]: I just know three of them showed up to what her happens live. [SPEAKER_03]: So like I said, this faming, superseeds, everything.

[SPEAKER_03]: No matter what it is, we're saying about them. [SPEAKER_03]: We're there like, I'm still proud. [SPEAKER_03]: What is it, just a little bit of cheating stuff? [SPEAKER_03]: So Liz, [SPEAKER_03]: says that, you know, she gave her a heads up. [SPEAKER_03]: That listen, their pictures floating around online with another woman, and then we actually see the picture.

[SPEAKER_03]: Again, I mean, the woman is blurred out, but she's a woman sitting on his lap and just it's a granola type. [SPEAKER_01]: He's posing. [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, which is a safety here. [SPEAKER_03]: And the detectives notice that, you know, detectives being people in the community, I guess, because they're not famous.

[SPEAKER_03]: It was my line then that she has a summer outfit on, and this was posted in the winter. [SPEAKER_03]: So that means that. [SPEAKER_03]: It's been going for a long time. [SPEAKER_03]: So I was a little confused because earlier Kelsey had said, like, oh, when he posted the picture, but later we find out that it was the mistress who posted the picture.

[SPEAKER_03]: I guess she was like, I choose violence today. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm losing my man, even though he's the... [SPEAKER_03]: The chorus. [SPEAKER_03]: Not my problem. [SPEAKER_03]: So, [SPEAKER_03]: She refuses to admit she's like okay, so how's that going like what's going on right now like is everything good She's like what good what good?

[SPEAKER_03]: I'm good with my husband and then Liz and then she's like He's not cheating anymore and then Liz puts her hand over like ma'am You wearing a mic as she's like yeah, he is my he is [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you need to stop with the pride like we've all been there. [SPEAKER_03]: I'm like, who's we all okay?

[SPEAKER_02]: Don't let you me all. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you guys. [SPEAKER_03]: Dang, like if you're husband in space, I bet they're going to look at Jared with two heads. [SPEAKER_03]: They're going to be like yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Why are you just like, you weirdos like Kelsey's man is having sex with somebody else right now.

[SPEAKER_03]: Six months. [SPEAKER_03]: Right. [SPEAKER_03]: And um [SPEAKER_03]: Rula is like, you have all people who should know what I'm talking about, that you've all been there, you told me and this is how we find out that Jerry cheated on one of his many fishing excursions and you stuck it out and I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[SPEAKER_03]: Give me time to I'm just digesting the whole fact that the food doctor and everything that's going on You just have to stay like I think a lot of this women just need to make peace for their decisions He cheated you like the status you like the money that it comes with you're not gonna leave That's okay Do with it So that people are gonna talk about it.

[SPEAKER_03]: It's not gonna be like, oh, that's it We're never gonna talk about it and you chose to come on the show. [SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna come back up [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So there's more. [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, you can find out more mistresses. [SPEAKER_02]: So you're going to find out in season three shooting again.

[SPEAKER_02]: We know where this goes. [SPEAKER_03]: Where I think Rula messed up. [SPEAKER_03]: Well, many ways, but though most messed up that she did was she started saying like listen, it's a game changer when you produce kids with stuff. [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, no, I was low. [SPEAKER_03]: that was so low, what a terrible choice of words.

[SPEAKER_03]: What a very, very low blow to someone who it feels like they're actually friends. [SPEAKER_03]: Because she actually came to you, didn't wait for a TV show, told you that this was happening. [SPEAKER_03]: We don't know the story yet, but I assume that you know the story of the fact that she wanted to have kids, [SPEAKER_03]: wasn't able to have kids and now you say produce kids.

[SPEAKER_03]: You didn't say when you raise kids when you have kids with someone because she does have kids with Jerry. [SPEAKER_03]: She's not biologically their mother, but she's been there since there were three years old. [SPEAKER_03]: So for you to say that that was a very pointed job that was an intentional job and.

[SPEAKER_03]: People with kids like to say that present company excluded, but a common thing with other people with kids doesn't matter what it is. [SPEAKER_03]: And like all you don't understand, you don't understand. [SPEAKER_03]: I get it. [SPEAKER_03]: It's one of those things like, until you experience it, you don't know.

[SPEAKER_03]: But there's a lot of condescension that usually comes with, like, you don't get it. [SPEAKER_03]: But in this case, you're saying, like, I did say excluded, not included, right? [SPEAKER_02]: I said, you say excluded, you got it. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. [SPEAKER_02]: I thought I said that on this podcast.

[SPEAKER_03]: I was like, I know, if I said it, Brian is going to let me roast and then be like, I didn't want to interrupt you. [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't want to see anything. [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah, but you know, it's just you are using that to defend the fact that you are staying with someone who embarrass you practically make that link without including somebody else she chose to stay where husband she's not making excuses is like I stayed with my husband and I told you but for you to include somebody else it's like, what are you doing but she is very clearly hurt because Liz doesn't let it go Liz is just like why [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, wow, wow, Bethany, I've basically been a mother to them.

[SPEAKER_03]: You weren't there for the school runs and all that. [SPEAKER_03]: You know, she's, you know, a background where she talks about the fact that when she met him, she wasn't ready to be a mom and she just had to get through in and just didn't know how much scheduling was involved with being a parent and she dove right in and has done it up until the point where now one of the kids is having a kid and she's still there.

[SPEAKER_03]: So don't tell her that she didn't produce kids, or, oh, that's gonna be a lot to do with it. [SPEAKER_02]: I was proud of her clapping back right away, where she was like, oh, so it's different because you actually birthed the children. [SPEAKER_02]: I just, I didn't do anything to raise them since they were three.

[SPEAKER_02]: So I guess I don't have any stake in this. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, she did a good job of coming right back at her. [SPEAKER_02]: And Rula was like, oh, I didn't mean it that way. [SPEAKER_02]: You did. [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, you did. [SPEAKER_02]: You realized you looked bad and then you can call it out and you're back tracking, which is the appropriate move to make, I guess.

[SPEAKER_03]: This is going to forget this. [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like this is going to come up again. [SPEAKER_03]: I think that this is going to be a thing and [SPEAKER_03]: That cut, that cut really deep and you could tell, but she did, like you said, did a good job of holding yourself together. [SPEAKER_03]: The producers did ask Rula, like, you know, have you forgiven him?

[SPEAKER_03]: And she takes a pause and she's like, I'm still working on it, and I'm like, wow, where did you go? [SPEAKER_03]: There you go. [SPEAKER_03]: No matter your husband, but you have all this energy for Joellon, which I'm Team Joellon here. [SPEAKER_03]: This, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: If church was online.

[SPEAKER_03]: Yes, she's fine to the picture on the find it and she actually called you as a woman to say hey, this picture is right out here people are talking about it in our community just letting you know that this is out here, but the fact that they went all the way to call her job to reach out to HR to try to get her fired and he did she say she was the bread, you know, she pays for everything else except the mortgage.

[SPEAKER_03]: I just said for the mortgage pays all the bills line to that was just everything. [SPEAKER_03]: That's not the husband we haven't met, oh, have we? [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who came up with it. [SPEAKER_02]: We saw them when they went out to eat. [SPEAKER_02]: They had that oyster date or whatever.

[SPEAKER_02]: And he was like, when we get to drunk. [SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, I mean, the past, I don't have sex with you. [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, oh, have a nice day with you. [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, OK, we've been working with him. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, going all the way to call her job or trying to destroy her money maker, I guess that's too much.

[SPEAKER_03]: Like, maybe keeping your pants. [SPEAKER_03]: And we would not even have to do anything. [SPEAKER_03]: Or talk about that. [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: at all. [SPEAKER_03]: So, yeah. [SPEAKER_03]: So off camera. [SPEAKER_03]: The tea is hot in Rhode Island because the rumors that Rula's husband Brian was arrested, they laid last year after it.

[SPEAKER_03]: Actually, I didn't hear about that. [SPEAKER_03]: It's in tracking devices in her car. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_03]: But the case was dropped in December after Rula decided not to move forward. [SPEAKER_03]: We charge it. [SPEAKER_03]: So. [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I can't sleep. [SPEAKER_03]: And that did leave because guys people could throw anything.

[SPEAKER_03]: They're newly famous. [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what is or isn't. [SPEAKER_03]: But. [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know what though, thinking of the timing of the show, that's probably going to come up because the show starts in July. [SPEAKER_02]: So like that might take us up into some part of this season, where we see this go down.

[SPEAKER_02]: If not, it'll be next season. [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no. [SPEAKER_03]: The editors like to keep things from us, and then we find out after. [SPEAKER_03]: So who knows? [SPEAKER_02]: That's true. [SPEAKER_02]: They tried to do that show. [SPEAKER_03]: Who knows. [SPEAKER_03]: So, okay. [SPEAKER_03]: So we've gone through all the ladies and little summary of what's going on.

[SPEAKER_03]: Who would you say is your MVP housewife based on two episodes? [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna regret this, but it's Jo Ellen. [SPEAKER_02]: Jo Ellen to me is the star of the show. [SPEAKER_02]: Liz is the anchor Jo Ellen is the star right now. [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sure she's gonna say something racist next week or like hit a baby or something, but like so far, I am, I am loving Jo Ellen on the show.

[SPEAKER_03]: Damn it. [SPEAKER_03]: I was hoping you'd have someone different. [SPEAKER_03]: It's Joël. [SPEAKER_03]: She's crying. [SPEAKER_03]: She's gonna miss. [SPEAKER_03]: It's Joël in for me too. [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like, it's just, again, I don't know what that says about us, but the fact that someone is enjoying their billinary.

[SPEAKER_03]: And it's like, Ashley was just like, I didn't think you were mean. [SPEAKER_03]: In fact, it was funny to me, so I think Ashley is more like, I'm gonna be on your good side because I don't want to experience this. [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want the smoke. [SPEAKER_03]: out there. [SPEAKER_03]: So yeah, but she was kind of worked up though at the winery when Rula didn't show up.

[SPEAKER_03]: You could tell that she was a little nervous for Rula to come. [SPEAKER_03]: I know she was all barking. [SPEAKER_03]: I was like, let her come. [SPEAKER_03]: Let her say anything. [SPEAKER_03]: If you're going to do that, I would open a clock count of worms and destroy you and all that, but she was very busy when she wasn't coming.

[SPEAKER_03]: But I was going all the way to the backwashers and face time throwing away her gift box hours a lot. [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, that was that was too much stuff. [SPEAKER_03]: So okay. [SPEAKER_03]: Well Brian, as always, thank you for joining me to talk about this first two episodes can't wait to see which housewives is going to disappoint us, what we're also going to find out.

[SPEAKER_03]: About these women in them, we will stay updated. [SPEAKER_03]: You guys, so you guys let me know. [SPEAKER_03]: Let me know who your favorite is, who your MVP is, and what you think about the show so far. [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I find me? [SPEAKER_03]: Also call M.A. [SPEAKER_03]: F.S.

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