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Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.
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TRUNK OR TREAT
Happy Halloween!!! Please give a warm mean machine welcome to our special guests this week - Langston & David from the "My Momma Told Me" Podcast. In this special Halloween episode the boys don't really talk about Halloween at all, but inst
PUMPKIN SPICED BABY LATTE
Let this episode serve as a reminder that the views and opinions of Mr. John Patrick Gilchrist are not those of The Mean Time as a collective, as we reminisce on our high school days, bullies and our first time swearing. This week we also s
ARBY'S PART 2 - HOT & SLOPPY
This episode is a TRUE sequel!!!! The boys continue the Arby's saga and open Pat's eyes to a brand new world full of new opportunities (and heart burn). But that's not all! Jared & Pat talk about seeing Other Mommy on opening night and how
I GOTTA EAT THIS COLD
You wanna know the secret to getting rid of a common cold? Jared's got the answers for you! Tune in this week to unveil the secret foods to cure your sicknesses, watch Pat get educated on the iconic Arby's "Beef & Cheddar" & hear all the (v
JERRY WONKA'S LEAKY BURGER
This week on The Mean Time, Jared & Pat are asking the REAL questions... Like, whats more important - athleticism or strength? What does it take to land a tray flip? What genre does the song "Come On, Eileen" fall under? Who from N-SYNC had
I'M BLUE DABA D-BAG GUY
Yo, listen up, here's the story. About a big nosed freak that lives in a blue world!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
F*** ED SHEERAN
PAT IS BACK FROM TOUR!!!! Maybe next time Macklemore can tag along! We heard he just became available!!!!! We don't know yet though, just an idea.. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about
NO YOU SEXY FOOL
Chiara is back and has a lot on her mind including the surprise of the century, how to celebrate Labor Day the way a true American should and what her favorite Dragon Ball Z characters look like naked!!!!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsW
DAVY JONES' LOCKER
Stick around for a massive surprise at the end of the episode and also we apologize for murdering Ikuyo. She didn't deserve it. AVAST YE MATEYS YA HAARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com fo
TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL
3, 6, 9! THE MEAN TIME! WE GONNA SOCK IT TO YA ONE MORE TIME! Sorry. Another absolute banger I gotta tell you these boys are on a roll so you can bet your bottom dollar the next episode is gonna suck! (Alternate Title: Bees In The Gazebo) H
THE BOOGEYMAN
The boys went crazy on this one. We're talking Smart House, Steven Seagal, Amber Alerts, and Rigid Lines all before Rocking The Dragon for like 10 minutes with a special phone appearance from the Sweetest Baby of all time! Hosted by Simplec
HE WAS NUMBER ONE
WE GOT NICK BACK ON THE POD BABY!!! Talking DBZ, Sushi, Seth Rollins, and The Odyssey. Is Pat the dumbest person in the world or is Jared a genius? I'll give you a hint, one of them is typing this right now! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz
GO WEB GO!
SPIDER-MAN IS OUT AND THE BOYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! Spoilers are an understatement so please proceed with caution but also go watch this movie are you out of your mind? Shout out George Bush. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp
SHELDON, ROCK, JEEZY
Soccer Moms is on the podcast and they are stealing the show! We're talking about blind horses, Italian folks, and how Sebastian Maniscalco gives Chicago a bad name! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for
THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS
The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end. Hosted by Simpleca
TIME... MEAN TIME
The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for adv
THE CHURCH OF JGLS
Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass! Hosted by Simpleca
SPACEHOG
WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to
2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill
GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm
WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE
Jared gets Pat up to speed on the absolute SAGA that is Reckless Ben vs Bricks & Minifigs AND TELLS FUNNY JOKES LIKE HAHA FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BOMBS AND IT'S HAHA SO FUNNY JOKE TIME. Also the boys audition for a Dropout show. Hosted by Simplec
THE BEAST INSIDE
THE BEAST INSIDE IS CHAINED NO LONGER. Watch the boys become the fallen angels they were always meant to be or something. Comment your favorite lyric to prove your inner darkness is wild and untamed! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company
JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING
WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored lan
PUPPY PLAY
The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA! Hosted by Simple
I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P.
Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of perso
WHO'S BAD?
Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school. Hosted by S
JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT
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FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
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BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT
The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed! Ho
CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES
WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dum
