432: I Married A Whale | The Official Podcast

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Three close man friends gather around to talk about marrying whales. This is the Official Podcast. Every Sunday. Links Below.

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Episode 432: Recorded 18/03/25

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:28 Jackson Didn’t Do His Homework
05:07 Humans vs. A Gazillion Ants
15:26 Plankton Microplastics
19:50 The Civil War Reenactment Concert
24:07 Orangutans Would Kill Us All
36:15 Impregnating Women With Monkey Cum (And Vice Versa)
1:08:00 Wrap

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Jackson: twitter.com/zealotonpc
Andrew: twitter.com/huggbeestv
Kaya: twitter.com/kayaorsan

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Intro by: youtube.com/c/Derpmii
Music by: soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & linktr.ee/zayaLT
Art by: instagram.com/nook_eilyk & instagram.com/vaux.z
Edited by: linktr.ee/zayaLT
Designer: jr-design-co.com
Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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