454: How To Get Colourful Sperm | The Official Podcast

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Episode 454: Recorded 03/09/25

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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:45 People Keep Dying Because AI is Telling Them To
06:43 Colourful, Glow in the Dark Cum (idk how we got here already)
12:06 Vaginas and Penises
20:32 Women's Names Are Trendy, But Men’s Names Are Forever
29:36 Public Pools Are Gross
35:22 Trying Not to Wash Your Hands Too Often
52:53 Turkey Is All Street Food
55:28 Cumming in Swimming Pools & Coffee
1:19:02 Back to the AI Suicides
1:08:18 The Loneliness Economy
1:15:53 Wrap

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