Farting On A Train Until Someone Stops Us | The Official Podcast

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Episode 475: Recorded 03/02/26

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Timestamps:
[00:00:31] Intro[00:01:04] Pink eye speedrun[00:25:25] The Zuckerberg poop portrait[00:35:37] MTG shareholders sue over overprinting[00:49:55] Simple over flashy[00:53:48] Gaming: Marathon, High Guard, and the hero‐shooter fatigue[01:09:20] Outro

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