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Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia.
Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. Expect funny stories and real talk from two former rule breakers who know exactly what teens are capable of… because they did it all first.
The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years. Get ready to reminisce over teen tales and nonsense behaviour and ask yourself, did we really do that?
Listen every Monday and Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube (youtube.com/@TheTeenCommandments).
The Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always.
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Nightmare Customers & Getting Starstruck
Sara spills her secrets on how to keep your cool when rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty, while Clare reveals how she handles the nightmare customers in the salon! The girls also get into all things Bonfire Night, and Sara shares the
Joint Colonoscopies & A Terrifying Medic
Can Sara convince Clare to join her for a colonoscopy? What do you do if the family discovers your dusty old dildo? And is it normal to plan and attend your own funeral? These are just a few of the hilarius topics the girls discuss on today
Sexy Halloween Outfits & Embracing The Grey!
It's almosts Halloweeeeeen, so Sara and Clare rate your iconic outfits whilst trying to work out why all halloween outfits have to be sexy if you're a woman?! The girls also discuss whether they should follow the epic trend and embrace the
Your Turn: Sniff Tests & Super Spreaders
Sniffing a son's miscellaneous sock (why do we do it?!), perimenopausal rage, and a trip to the clap clinic are just a few of the brilliant topics discussed in today's You Turn ep! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! It doesn
Educating Our Sons & Clare's Big News!
Sara and Clare have been trying to have some important conversations with their sons lately, but there never seems to be a right moment! Clare has some exciting news to share, while Sara has been banned from getting her nails done... 👀 The
Your Turn: Soiled Bags & Mistaken Identities
A soiled HEAD bag, partying with your teens, and a mum being mistaken for his son's girlfriend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, crin
Holiday Romances & Strictly Memories
Clare's got some very exciting updates following her solo trip to Greece! With Strictly recently starting, Sara reminisces about her Christmas appearance on the show and her very, VERY slow waltz! The girls also chat about invisalign's gett
Your Turn: Googling Mishap & Chug it, Chug it!
Kids discovering glass dildos, reuniting with one-night stands, and a drunken mess, are just a few of today's hilarious Your Turn topics! We want your stories! Tales about life, kids, blunders, cringey moments - we want them all! Email hell
Celeb Spotting & Pranking Clare's Mum
Clare and Sara share some of the funniest moments they’ve had with their mums recently! They also chat about finding themselves stranded with a dead phone - despite regularly telling their teens off for exactly the same thing! Plus, they’ve
Your Turn: Mega Icks & Something Warm and Hairy
Arm wrestling Ray Winstone, midnight toilet encounters, and trying to get out of Scottish Country Dancing lessons are just a few of the brilliant topics covered on today's Your Turn! If you've got a question or story to tell, we want to hea
Unexpected Presents & Conga Lines
Sara and Clare have had builders in recently and are confused about the 'presents' they've left them? The girls also chat about funerals and how it's important to find joy even in the sadness. There's also chatter about kissing Will Smith,
Your Turn: Parenting Advice and Beauty Regimes
Clare and Sara share their new beauty routines, but one has led to Clare receiving some funny looks...The girls also read your stories about incredible parenting secrets, a shocking discovery in the woods, and kids who just cba!! If you've
New Perms & Friendship Fallouts
Clare's thinking about getting a perm, but Sara's not so sure...They're also chatting about friendship fallouts, bedroom shines, and iconic teenage TV shows! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments.co
Your Turn: Drunken Mistakes & Deadly Farts
One night stands, deadly farts, and 17 used towels over a weekend are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare chat about on today’s Your Turn episode! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! And if you've emailed alr
First Impressions & Being More Like Dolly
Sara reveals how her teens delicately broke the Dolly news to her the other week, whilst also reminiscing about a very convincing Dolly Parton impersonator that she once book! Clare's planning to teach her son a very vital lesson...how to u
Your Turn: Humiliating Spotify Mix-Up & Disastrous Holidays
What do you do if your ex catches you rapping to "Pussy Palace"? And when is it time to stop inviting your teens on holiday? Join Sara and Clare as they answer all your burning questions on today's 'Your Turn' ep! If you've got a story to t
Uniforms and Sweaty Ravers
What was the first thing you bought with your own money as a teen? Sara and Clare read out a few of your answers, but keep sending them in! School uniforms, sweaty raves, Match Attax, and Smiggle bans are also covered on today's ep! We want
Your Turn: School Reports & Shower Fun
Rude school reports, discovering a sibling at the age of 50, and the shame of someone discovering your secret toys, are just a few of the topics that Sara and Clare chat about today! We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage
Back To School & Clare's Daughter Returns
Sara and Clare reminisce about camping in their bestie's gardens, before chatting about teenage bad habits, going back to school, and goth punting! And remember - We want to hear stories about your teens OR your teenage years! Email hello@t
Your Turn: Wrong Beds & Fake Tan Stains
What do you do when your kid finds your special toys? Or if you get into your brother-in-laws bed by mistake? Or even, when you find fake tan on a block of cheese?! Well, Sara and Clare attempt to help on today's bonus! If you've got a stor
A-Level Nerves & Bestival Highlights
It's been a nervous couple of weeks in Sara's house as her son receives his A-Level results, whilst Clare's still loving having her daughter back from her travels! The girls catch up about their brilliant Bestival highlights and also discus
Your Turn: Teenage Revelations & A Cheeky Italian Romance
Being asked out in front of your parents, "URGENT - CALL ME NOW!" messages from your teen & an uncomfortable teenage discovery are just a few topics in today's 'Your Turn' ep! We love hearing your stories, so please keep sending them in at
Chat-up Lines & Boring Dreams
Crowd-surfing fears, results day nerves, and teens clubbing come up on today's ep! Clare also reveals her new chat up-line, whilst Sara shares a recent dream... If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments
Your Turn: 'Grown Up Time' & Naughty Candles
What do you do if your teen walks in on your and your hubby having some grown up time? Do married couples need to live together? And what do you do if you find your dad's kinky candle? Sara and Clare answer all your burning questions on tod
People Pleasing & Contagious Laughter
Coffin nails, single vs co-parenting, and armoplasties are the topics of convo today! Sara and Clare also continue their chat around raising daughters and teaching them that "No" is a full sentence! If you've got a story to tell, we want to
Your Turn: Holiday Horrors and Greying G-Strings
There's nothing quite like the freedom of a holiday adventure as a teen... until your mum finds you that is! Sara and Clare are getting into your messages of teenage holiday horrors past this week. And speaking of horrors, one of you shares
Teens Left At Home & Raising Strong Girls
As peak holiday season hits, are you taking your teens with you or leaving them in charge at home? Sara and Clare are looking back on leaving teens - and being left as teens themselves - for the first time, and the anxiety and excitement th
Your Turn: Bestie Celebrations & Rewarding Robbers
On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare read more of your amazing stories - from life affirming celebrations, to drunken tattoos, to Naked Attraction confusions! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments
Becoming Your Parents & An Awkward Hug
On today's 'Your Turn', Sara and Clare read more of your amazing stories - from life affirming celebrations, to drunken tattoos, to Naked Attraction confusions! If you've got a story to tell, we want to hear it! Email hello@teencommandments
Your Turn: TTC At The World Cup & Naughty Notes
We've loved all the photos you've sent in of 'Bring Back F*ngering' on the World Cup flags! In today's ep, Sara and Clare read your stories about sending cheeky notes in class, a clueless teen, and an unfortunate mishear. If you've got a st
