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0:02 Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancts and camera judge. Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome to Two Teas in a Pod, Hi cameras. Good morning, Teddy. How are you feeling? It's like what is going on? My whole house is a little bit of a disaster. We're all trying to you know, fake it till we make it. But are you the only one sick? No, Cruise is actually he's he's had like a cough that's lingering, so he's on his way to urgent care. We none of us have COVID, we've all tested, um, but I have like nausea. Edwin's been cough like all of us. But of course, as it always happens, you're supposed to be traveling for work when you're sick. But I'm definitely feeling better today. Um. But the last it'd hit like Sunday at like five pm and went until this,

1:00 you know, this morning I started. I woke up feeling like a regular human. Yeah, so it's basically the diet plan you never wanted. Yeah, this is definitely not the diet plan I wanted. When you can't even you can't even have your morning coffee, I can't imagine throwing up right now. My stomach still hurts. Oh gosh, Well, we had so much fun the other day. I'm sure you guys saw that. We got ourselves and just some trouble on the Instagram lives. It's always just being hot mess. Well, I mean, gonna get ourselves in that much trouble. But we called out Jeff Lewis. So now he's having us on. Yes, yes, he's having us on next next week. I know. I couldn't even respond to the text properly yesterday with when

1:39 we're supposed to book. I think it's also dates have completely Is this happening to you where the months are just blurring together like it's March already. Y'hm, No, it's crazy. It's just going to buy so fast. Um. But yeah, Dove had her birthday party this weekend. Saw that. I think you got sick because you did that zip line right into the snotty ball. It's not balls. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean because every little kid, even you know what goes on in there, like dirty diapers, leaking kids looking um like oh between that and then I was at Cruises football. This isn't why I'm sick, but I just wanted to say that I'm five dollars richer because um, they have those it's the football field is

2:21 where the track is, and they had the what are they even called the things that you jump over and track hurdles? Yeah, hurdles. Edwin goes, I bet you, because I was already feeling kind of crummy, like it was starting, and he's like, I bet you five dollars. You can't jump the hurdle. I did. I did, but now my ankles Like okay, I said, say what did you throw out?

2:42 Your back? Your knee, my groin? And I'm like, is this what getting old is? You can't go into a ball pit because you get nauseous. Then you can't jump over one thing as part of a dare because then you hurt your ankle. Like, getting old is the pits. I know. Eddie turns fifty next month, Thank god. Andy.

3:02 He's just like, what the hell? Everything just starts to fall apart, like everything, your eyesight, everything, And I'm like, just wait, babe, and not like gets worse, but why is it happening to me at forty one? I don't it's not right? Well, I think it really do you start feeling it in your forties, but from forty five to fifty is a huge change in everything. Well, and he had to break it to you, but we'll know who's really going to be feeling that her age, jin Shaw.

3:28 Because she checked in to prison, is it considered checking in? Can I have an early check in? I know? Right? Can I have a late Can I have a late checkout? Right? Jin had an early check in to prison. She wrote this note on her just saying that right there she had an early check into prison. I'm surrendering to serve a sentence in federal prison today. It is the price I must pay for the bad decisions I made. People got hurt because of my decisions. While incarcerated, I will work to make amends and reconcile with the victims of my crime. I don't I don't need to go on.

4:03 It's a total pr stunt. I do seriously doubt that she even wrote any of this, and the fact that she basically is saying, like, you know, people got hurts and I'm gonna do better. You don't have a choice, lady. You're going to jail because you have to. Don't make it sound like I'm just gonna work on myself. And by the way, is she really going to prison or is it more of like a Martha Stewart camp. You know what, I don't know. I'm going to need to see more paparazzi picks to really get into that deep dive. Um.

4:30 But is it just my riticular activating system or is the word accountable just always around ever? Well, I don't know about the reticulator or whatever system you're talking about. Don't use those big words around me. I'm trying to be like Candice Candice the saurus Bassett over here using big words. I know, I would not want to be the wrath of her tongue whatever. Let's never piss her off.

4:57 But then again, I don't. I couldn't imagine pissing her off on this pod. I just love her so much, I know, but I always we kiss everybody off. Tom, It's effortless for us, but not well, let's hope we people still like us. But yet we have the Potomac Reunion to talk about. I'm sure a few people are gonna get pissed off at us, agreed, But articular activating system for those of you guys, my husband says, it all the time, and it drives me crazy, but it's true.

5:18 Like do you know when you get a new car, let's say you guys everyone and then every day any day, yes, yes, AnyWho? Then there is a video for reporting to prison, saying goodbye to her family. My question is, do we think it will actually be six and a half years or she out in a year from now. I don't think she'll be out in the year from now because it's federal, ok.

5:39 I don't think it's that easy. Who knows, she might get three and a half years, but from what I've heard, I mean no attorney obviously, but I think when you have federal time, you do your federal time, all right. It's not like the Lindsay Low and when she got arrested and then they're overfilled. And wouldn't she's be out the next day, right? Wouldn't it be interesting to for you and I to go to prison just for a week to see what it was like. Do you think we could do a podcast from inside if we thought it could make us money, Hey, we would pod pod from prison. I'm a little worried about I'm very high maintenance sleeper. I need my noisemaker I need to have an app. What if it was roommate's tamp Oh, and

6:25 we have to pass notes. They probably have wallpaper in their cells. Oh, I should send her some of my peel and stick wallpaper from wall blush. She could make her really pretty. We could send her your twats um hashtag yes and just take off one of the ass's um speaking of okay, shady slim shady Megan King, what is she doing? Megan? What are you doing? What are you doing? Listen? We understand Jim is a train wreck, allegedly.

6:58 I mean, I know how he's per treated me. He's not somebody I would want to co parent. With that being said, the one thing I consistently say about like my family is I'm so grateful there was no like public things about their breakup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you can forever. Yeah, you can read forever. Well. I mean, I think she's just basically saying it's been hard. Well, let me tell you, Megan, I think I've probably told you this before. It's been about twelve years. I don't know how long I've been divorced from Simon. It's it's gotten a little easier, but it's not easy. It's and he when you have one that doesn't make it easy.

7:38 It sucks, and you have to learn to separate yourself. And he can say and do whatever he wants to say and do you have to find a way to ignore him, not let it control your entire life, and not talk about it on social media. Yeah, because now here's the thing. Whatever he's doing, we're not hearing about it. No, Megan, whenever you talk about it, we hear about it because it's right here in our down And the captain says that she pute was well behaved. Women rarely make history, but then it also kind of pitches her new Guya Haven experience. But here's my only thing, Megan, if you're moving on and you're having these experiences, to move on, we don't. I just don't want you to waste your energy on this man any longer. I want you to

8:25 focus on your kids, which I know you do, but well, co parenting when you have you know, when you don't get along with through X is never going to be easy. And she has a long road ahead of her. But also, if you are going to really talk about it, you're going to talk about like we will have a conversation about it offline, like if it's something that can help others, I agree with talking about things like these are ways that can be conducive. Like I have a friend who's a divorce coach and she talks about narcissism and it's a big thing. It's a big thing and hers hard like divorce and narcissist. Yeah, these are the tools that you use. And if you guys need this outlet her instagram is now free and found. And it's actually a

9:08 really good concept to have to have somebody coach you through getting a divorced because imagine, if you've already been through it, sometimes your friends aren't always going to give you the right advice because they want to always just see on what you're seeing. Yeah, and so it's that unbiased opinion, but that it also been through it and ways to protect yourself. So there are resources for different people. Well, but that's a good way. Well, she should be happy that she's not married to Eminem because he is a very bitter man. Just ask Giselle and Robin, because he is he filed opposition on Giselle and Robin's podcasts Reasonably Shady.

9:46 Could you imagine like does he not have anything better to do? On February fourteenth, Eminem filed opposition against Giselle and Robin trademarking application for Reasonably Shady, the name of their podcast. According to doc's obtained by page six the docs, the Lose Yourself rapper, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, says he believes his brand will be damaged if the Real Housewives of Potomac Stars are issued the trademark for their broadcast. He also said reasonably shady can cause confusion in the minds of consumers. Um, really, Eminem, I mean, I mean I don't confused. Its slim, Okay, it's shady, reasonably shady or not the same thing. It's like the Mormon Church trying to take bad Mormon because the word

10:32 Mormons in it. But just because I don't know, he must have um, slim shady or the word shady trademarked. And that doesn't mean you can't trademark the word shady. That'd be like me trying to trademark the Oh he does have a trademark number, mind, yeah, but he but it's slim's shady. Well, it's that's different than reasonably shady.

10:53 And and oh he does have the word shade. But I just want to say this trademark accountable, oh of course, and all in Okay, all I can say is I'm just shocked that Eminem knows what reasonably shady podcast is. He doesn't know his rap. He has lawyers on retain. I don't think Eminem has anything to do with this.

11:14 I think, well, he's actually I saw him at the Hall of Fame. Yeah, and she talked to him. No, but I would have loved to. But he has such like a gentle like he couldn't even like look up to make eye contact when he was giving his speech. And what he did for his speech was he broke. He talked about every rapper that's ever influenced him that it's never made it into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. So I love him. I don't know that he necessarily has a huge han in this, but I think his handlers are on it. Yeah for sure. Um, it's pretty crazy. You could take this next one, Okay, Gretchen Rossie Slade Smiley slam for capitalizing on Sue's death.

12:01 Source calls it a smear. Okay, this is on TMZ, which you guys know how I feel. TMZ to me is the highest of the ones I believe when I actually just are Okay, I just learned that. And you know who told me that, Dave Quinn. Tell me that Dave Quinn's from People magazine. Yeah, that's another one that I believe. Yeah, but it says Slade's ex Michelle Arroyo, tells TMZ that Gretchen's recent social media posts about the loss of Grayson are disrespectful, saying the couple has grossly misrepresented the true nature of their relationship with Graycion, which was virtually non existent. Grayson passed earlier this month after a long battle with brain cancer, something he has fought since he was six. This is so heartbreaking, so sad.

12:42 She tells us that Gretchen hasn't made the effort in the past ten years to see him and calling a so called relationship nonexistent. On top of that, Michelle, who has lost her home, business, and life savings while solely taking care of Grayson's needs, says she can't keep quiet any longer about Slade's years of inexcusable be if you're a neglect, adding Grayson desperately wanted a relationship with his dad.

13:04 Michelle adds she had to hire lawyers to get Slade to cough up his child support payments, claiming he still owes one hundred and fifty two thousand in support, with his last payment coming back in twenty nineteen. Her family started to go fund me to help with the cost of the memorial to properly honor Grayson, as well as to cover the outstanding medical expenses, half of which Slade is responsible for but has never paid. I mean, I brought this up years ago on the show, and I was friendly with Michelle at the time. I finally had to step away because I was getting shit front because Rushing was on the show at the time. This is not shocking to me. Michelle was by his side every single day, and like you said in the article, she

13:48 lost everything taking care of her son, and it's just it's heartbreaking. I know that Slade lost the son and that that's hard, and you know, I wouldn't want to be in that situation, but Michelle was his prime caregiver. She was there for him, and I think, yeah, I haven't heard about this prior because whether it was on the show back then or whatever, but Michelle, I think was pushed to the brink because of all of their posts about it. Well, I see like the relationship, right.

14:19 She never said much while Grayson was alive, But I think now that he's not, I think that she's she's had it and I can imagine how she feels right now. And when I when I broken. Oh, of course, when I heard that the you know, the Gretchen posts were going around, Um, I thought, oh, Michelle is not going to be happy about that. Another thing that's very concerning to me. Gretchen just got a big chunk of money for being on Ultimate Girls Trip. M Michelle is having to go through a go fund me to pay for his services. Yeah, like you guys, now, is that now is the time to do help? Yeah? I mean it always was the time to help, but maybe we should.

14:57 We should post the go fund me. It's called Amazing Gray g r A y A m A z I n g g r A y Um. You guys can go there, but we will send her something as well. Yes. Um. The next one is is on a lighter topic. Um happens to the best of us. Real Housewife of Salt Lake City star Meredith's marks took a tumble while dancing to ABBA's Dancing Queen while at a lesbian bar was Sam Smith. This is in page six. That part wasn't you know? Is what it is. It was the fact that she felt the need to comment on it and be like, oh she commented, would she say? Yeah? She said something along the lines of, you know, there was something like I wasn't tipsy. I just there was some wet water and I fell on my butt and back back on my feet dancing down. Okay, so question, have

15:50 you ever gone to a bar and ended up on my ass? No? On page six or TMZ or something like that. No, but I was leaving Devils birthday party and I ended up in Daily Mail, just walking out to the car, but not doing anything crazy. No, I don't know. It was just a teddy spotting. It wasn't like a teddy mishap. No, it was I don't think there's ever been. I mean, I don't think so has there been for you? I don't think so. I was in Los Alevos. I didn't get thank god, I didn't get caught doing this on paparazzi. But I'm literally like walking, I am tipsy. I will admit that wine tasting we were drinking and I'm with like four people and I'm walking and people are like, Tamera, oh my god, I miss you so much on Osi and I'm like waving

16:37 like miss America. And there's no huge boulder walked right over. It fell like literally like a turtle. I was just like houlding up and I jumped back up and acted like nothing happened. I love that you have a turtle reference just in your back pocket. Well it was like I was like, and Eddie and my friend Shelley were laughing their ass off, and they make fun of me to this day, like, I mean, we aren't as flowers.

17:03 We do tend to trip. It's not shocking. Yeah, I know for us to do that. Brandy Glenville will not be on the Peacock's upcoming Reunion of the Traders, and also Resa will not be there either. He was absent due to his father's passing. So this hearts are broken for your Resa and Um, I'm assuming there's still under investigation and that's why she couldn't attend. Yeah, Zach Peter wrote, did not attend. Um. Apparently this came to a shock to her as well. Looks like Peacock is really putting her on a time out. Given the string of bad press surrounding Girls Trip, guys, this is turning into be worse and worse. Um then well shut oh god. Renna says Beverly Hills will be boring without her, but we'll

17:56 do Ultimate Girls Trip if the money is right. I'm like, I'm gonna tell you one thing. The money is the same for everybody. That's the same for everyone, Lisa, just just calm your tits down, Okay. Lisa Runna shares what she'll miss about Beverly Hills and who she's in touch with, suggests she will be the show will be boring without her, plus talks Ultimate Girls Trip role, Rena's wines and Harry Sauce. Yeah.

18:21 I mean, she's definitely capitalizing it. She's all over fashion week. I was gonna tell you she isn't not slowed down whatsoever. I think, if anything, she's more busy than she ever has been, or maybe she's trying to keep herself busy because she has well. I think it's kind of smart because I remember when I got the boot and I was it was in the middle of the pandemic. There was that moment I was just like wow, like I feel like and then we're at the same time, and then it's like sit your ass in the house for a year. Yeah, your friends come over wearing gloves and you sit outside on chairs, and then you can't let them pee in your restroom. That was the level we want to go pee in the bush. But she did

18:53 say that the ladies are gonna be fine. It might be a little boring, but they'll be fine. Lisa declared the Beverly Hill season thirteen it looks like it's starting production now, right, Yeah, well it's and this is this. I have not heard this from anybody that's on the show, but it's saying that Alison Melnick, one of Paris Hilton's best friends, is said to be joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I don't know much about her other than back in the day, I used to ask her to get me into nightclubs. So she was a door girl at local New York City nightclubs. Yeah, she was like a big nightclub girl. And then I think she did something in Vegas. Yeah, so she's definitely a club girl.

19:37 She's she's seen a lot of things. She is now old, so I don't think that she's a door girl any longer. Right, No, but I think she's seen a lot. She's like a Rachel you could tell, but without the Tiger Woods. Allegedly she bumped Tiger. No, what that's Rachel you could tell. Was also like a big New York club promoter. I love her. You do? You know her a little bit?

20:04 She used to send me she had a boutique for little kids clothes in New York, and she used to send me stuff for Ava when Ava was you know, a newborn up until probably h two. And then Priscilla has just started doing her makeup in New York. Ohh And I'll tell you she never has looked better. She is not aging at all. She's beautiful. Well, yeah, so you don't know if this is true or not. I don't know if it's true. My guess I'm guessing I don't.

20:35 I don't imagine it to be true. But if it is true, good she she'll probably be juicy and bring it who she married to? Do you know? I don't know, guys, why we're discussing the next topic? Can you well this next topic? I got a DM from my husband a couple days ago and it had this story in it. He said, Wow, we should buy this house, and I looked at I just said run back and said, no, we shall not buy this house. Kim Zels Jack and Croy Burman's Georgia home is in foreclosure now, if I'm not mistaken, recently she did a live or ask me anything or something like that, um stating that it's all a lie that her house has never been in foreclosure.

21:14 You can't deny that. It's public record. Yeah it is. I mean, I think here's the confusing thing. I think they bought the house for eight hundred and eighty thousand. I'm assuming that they took a big loan out in it on the house, because why would you not sell it. Well, maybe they also spent a lot of money redoing it, because the home now estimates at two point five Well that's just inflation, I mean, but that's just across the world. Yea.

21:45 They bought it in two twelve twelve. Yeah, so I had read that she had put a couple million dollars into it, which is stupid. Why over do your house then, you know? But also you have to imagine he used to play for the Falcons and she used to have two television shows. Yeah, I don't know what you have to This is where I tell all my friends that are on the shows. You have to work each season like it's your last season if you don't have any other income coming in bank all your money. Don't you know?

22:13 Here she is in foreclosure and she's holding a broken bag. Yeah. Like for me, sell that I still have my full contract in the bank from the last season I was fired, Like I'm a saver, saver, saver saver. So I don't know. Well, we'll have to see, but I hope that they figure things out. Speaking of money stuff, Lisa Hawkstein Ow's attorney's eighty five thousand amid divorce as Lenny's girlfriend Katerina debuts new teeth. Oh, come on, okay, Lisa's team of divorce attorneys have just filed court documents revealing that the Real Housewives Miami cast member owes them over eighty five thousand amid her split. This is going to be going on four years, you guys. This is no quick divorce. Um.

23:01 Oh other things. That one other thing that we need to dress that I've been seeing all over. Okay, I guess I have lied again. Tell you and you're lying. I'm so in my line. I guess on the podcast, I said that I don't block people, Oh yes, and then on our live and then on our live I meant I don't block other I haven't blocked other housewives.

23:25 I blocked people. To be clear, I've blocked people all the time. You say something about my kids, if you're just nasty, I get I get off on blocking you. So if you're if you're muted, you're I block you. I will one million percent, but I haven't. Most of the time, I'm the one getting blocked by other housewives or former housewives I like to bother. I don't know that I'm blocked by any of you. Yeah, I know people you block. Yeah, I've blocked very few. But there's a couple of people that have done some really shitty, shitty things to me. And it happens to be a housewife that I have blocked in will never I'm block, Well, now I can't. I won't block her because I need to stay on the pulse. So what she's talking cares

24:11 not even relevance. Oh my gosh. Real Housewives Miami star Alexia says she'll never recover from sons Frankie's car crash. In an emotional Instagram post, the Real Housewives Miami star opened up, it's my only, my wish that he can continue to improve in time and he can be as normal and productive as his limitations allow. I will never accept the loss of my dreams for him, and I will never give up on him or Peter. Our pain is so deep for anyone to use Frankie's accident to compare or connect their level of pain or suffering to what Frankie has endured is wrong, especially when referring to a fake injury that's in all caps, and she's referring to Adriana's content right and last tweek's episode, Yeah, we

25:01 can fight our camera about nonsense like me not scrolling down or the men of our past until we're blow in the face. But I draw the line at Frankie when you intentionally want to hurt me. Yeah, I Alexeia, we agree with you on this side. That was disgusting, And then she went on Instagram and said, I'm doing this post today because a topic on our show addresses Frankie and I want the truth to be told from my voice, and then Marisol put unfortunately, we cannot choose who we work with, but gratefully we can choose who we love and want to spend our time with. You are an amazing mother, a champion of positivity, and Frankie has ever bit you and all the good things God intended for humans to be. Yeah, regardless of the mistakes

25:44 that are like Alexei has made this season. Yeah, I mean a mother. Yeah, she's She's an amazing mom and so much patience, so much love. Yes, and you can just very shallow, stupid, mean, ignorant of Adriana to even compare. Yeah, comparison. Congratulations to the Real Housewives of New Jersey and Vanner Pump Rules. They have After three days of delayed ratings, the premiers scored two point three million viewers at the rating in three years. Pump Rules also scored with one point eight million. It's highest in two years. Congratulations, Congratolution and Brava and everybody body m yeah, good, good good, that is amazing. Oh my god. So Joe Gorga runs into Joe judaism in the Bahamas. Now my question to

26:40 you is do you think that it was just he ran into him or do you think it was pre planned? Because it was filmed and everything Joe put on his Instagram. Um both walked into the same bar at the same time. A lot of history there. We have memories since we were kids. I'm happy he's doing well and looks good.

26:56 We were both happy to see each other and catch up. Glad someone called it. Then Geo responds, go ahead. This is honestly comical, knowing you were with him for not even five minutes and we're able to have somebody take a video of the interaction. Meanwhile, all you have done is talked poorly about my father. You were such an opportunist to take advantage of the once in a lifetime opportunity to see my father, and he used it for a post. But then this is where the juicy part comes.

27:23 I want to see if juicy. Joe posted it as no well, Melissa replied, then deleted it. Then Joe replied to Gia, so what and what Melissa saying happened is Joe. She showed Joe the comment, Joe Gorga the comment, and he responded as Melissa, not realizing he was still on Melissa's phone. Oh I saw that, but then it was then post it was repeated or you know who knows.

27:48 I will say report that Joe Judais did not post the video or repost the video. If he put it on a story, maybe it disappeared by now it's been twenty four hours, but it is not on his Instagram. Yeah, I wouldn't think so. Um. Ye know what I've seen a lot on Instagram though, is somebody throwing up on Luanne.

28:12 That is disgusting. Queens of Bravo plus follower recounted their interaction with Dorinda at Luin's cabaret show last night. A third person even caught Dorinda arguing with the club staff. But before that, Dorinda had a sweet moment with Leanneum. So yeah, there's Lunne, not Leanne. Not not Leanne rams not Leanne Vile SIPs yes. But then Dorinda went on her Instagram live to say that she hadn't been as escorted out right. But people are saying she do they have video of her being escorted out No, they have video of her arguing with the person at the club.

28:54 So thou who protest too much? Well, I like to talk um and listen. Look, I love you, hey, guys, let's all let tam or have it. Ride in the fence but whatever her miss biased whatever, well, I hoped. I know that Drenda gets a little vocal when she drinks, dressed me, I feel with her, so I mean it wouldn't be completely shocking. But she said she didn't do it.

29:25 I think that she would be one to just said, yeah, I got an argue with somebody and then I got tossed out. I don't think she would. I Lovedrenda, but I don't imagine her being the queen of coming forward. Would be a bad babe here. But what I do like on Twitter is Stevie Nicks for two oh shares a screenshot asking Denise on Only Fans if she responded to Teddy's text. Denise responds with a question mark, Now, can you please go on your Instagram and see if she opened it? It wasn't one, It's not on the Instagram.

29:55 So remember, I'm it's a text. Um was it delivered? She doesn't have Yes, it was delivered, But I don't know. I don't know that I've ever been blocked on a text before, so I don't know if a text still shows. I didn't know that you can do. You can block text? Yeah, I if you block someone on text, you're you really hate them? It will oh it does still say you're delivered even if you're blocked on text. But here's the thing.

30:24 I never reached out to her um prior to this, so I don't know why. Maybe you should reach out on only fans. Then I would have to get an account. I have an account, I'll reach out. So basically, how about this hold on? Who's this person? But this is my like unlock for fifteen dollars naked bundles for your eyes only. And then the girl Stevie Nicks four two oh wrote did you answer teddy? And then she wrote back question mark naked? But what is she doing on there? Calendars?

30:54 Naked calendars? Like if you follow glam by Pam you can she's making money? Um should I do? I need to go and look? You know what? You could do some some extra bonus work around here? Yes, your money where your mouth is? I bought this sign? Okay, okay, all right, all right, I'll pay this. Well done. We could have denise calendars right behind us, as you know, as a olive branch. Yeah, apology, but there's no here.

31:24 Think she'd rather have spend money on her only fans. There's no way in hell that Denise hasn't heard that. I've reached out to her. Come on, and he's being the beggar person. She's like, I don't give a shit with that Teddy mailing camp you're talking about. I don't need them. I got only fans. I don't need them.

31:43 I got my five dollar calendar money. She's rebably making a killing. I know, well, we're no who's not going to be making a killing after our video and our amazing suits. Um oh, first of all, I cannot believe. Of course, we were sipping on champagne all day long, and Teddy's like, after we're all down their photo shoot, we're going to reenact the Vickie magazine shoot that we did in twenty eleven or ten or I don't even remember what was your idea unbeknownst to you, because you made a joke on your your first Instagram when I commented on it, I oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right I did. And then she's like, oh, and we're gonna do this. Uh what's that song that we did too?

32:23 I don't know, I can't remember. And so so we did the walk on Instagram in our bathing suits, mind you I felt totally uncomfortable because I'm pasty, pasty, pasty white, and my stomach is still swollen in like ikey, So I'm like, really teddy. The next day I'm like, did you really make me do that? I did? And then well, I think the other situation is um, I got a lot of a lot of back and forth regarding this because that night I was Slate was on my phone looking at picture you know how kids are looking at my phone. I was also talking to Edwin about it, just casually, like people are so like to me that somebody would body shame or I'm not saying much body shame to me too, I don't look I'm like, oh

33:17 they didn't they Sure they got a lot of accolades, and yes, I got that I'm a rectangle body, that I'm chubby. And then people were mad at me because like basically wrong with size? What's wrong with being chubby? And there isn't anything wrong with any shape? Wrong with calling people a name in regard to their body. And then people are like, why would your daughter see that on Instagram? One Slate doesn't have Instagram, but two, why are we not saying why would people say this in general, Why are we shaming that my daughter may or may not glance at my Instagram from time to time from my phone or over here? Are you guys talking about it? Yeah?

34:00 But then everyone's like, why does she even know about an angle? And Edward and that we're talking about it, and Edwin was like, maybe it was just the angle man. They don't know how to like, yeah, make you feel better about a situation. But like, I have struggled with body image issues well, and those kind of common don't help. Well, I'm telling you right now, somebody that's a fitness expert here that's competed in fitness competition, you look fine, you look perfect? Who cares? Well? The point is when you have struggled with body image issues, the fact that I am to a place in my life where I will just put it all out there regardless, right, I'm proud of that because for years I was hiding behind somebody

34:43 and every picture and every I mean way to knock somebody down, especially when you've said that you you know you had a problem when you're younger with weight, and then you've worked your butt off to get where you're at, and it's like, did knock you down? Like, well, first of all, if you click on that profile, the person said it, well, what do you see? What is I think?

35:04 Is it a cat? Is it a is it a dog? Um? Well, I do think that Jackie said it best. I would rather be strong and feeling good than emaciated and weak, right, And there's no perfection. There's no perfection, trust me. Like what I did for the fitness competition. Yeah, I looked insane for me, but that's not sustainable to have that to die. Want to be well, and that's why I'm so passionate about all it. And I like living a lifestyle that's conduced for my life. I don't want to like diet down to extremes and then all of a sudden go off the rails. I like being I went place to live five pounds. Well, we did have pizza the other night, I told and he's like, really, you have you been doing so well? You ate pizza? I go, yeah,

35:52 I don't know it was the but I'm like that. I like to be a little freer. I m felt like crap for two day Saturday and Sunday because we day drink. I don't know that that was the pizza. No, it was alcohol. I'm saying day. Drinking it for two days straight, I feel like shit. So I I'm gonna not drink until I drink again until next time. I don't want to put that pressure on me. I don't want to put that pressure on me. But I'm nervous about Vegas for the same reason. Interesting comment, but you can't say interesting, yes, interesting, I say interesting, and it's interesting.

36:32 And by the way, I do actually like these some people like I repost it and people are like, oh my god, people are so petty to it. But I actually do like that because when you say a word this you know wrong all the time, you just don't realize it. Like Eddie says purty, like, it's not pretty. The R is before the E. It's pretty, that's pretty pretty, it's pretty well pretty. My husband always says we're going to make lie and instead of get in line, Like he's like, oh, should we go make line? And I'm like, what do you mean makeline? Do you mean get in line?

37:06 So we all say weird. I mean, I was stuck in the eighties when they used on tables. Well, I don't even know the difference between the theirs. I have to check myself every time they are and theirs. I know there's with the thh E I rs why apostrophe r E. You know what I get stumped on is um reading say yeah that too, Eddie and I Me and Eddie, oh yeah, me and Tamer Tamer and I know I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Sorry, should we get we should go back to school? We why we're not gonna get any smarter, Um. But we could teach an English lesson in another podcast, but we don't have time today, So let's take a little a little break, and then we'll come back and talk about the Real Housewives of

37:50 Potomac Reunion Part one. Tam just asked if they have three parts. I have no idea. I would think that they do, because that we're going to get that whole separate watch what Happens live post robin thing right, Well, we talk about can we talk about at the beginning? The opening of this feels like a teacher who caught a student cheating and decided to call them out in front of the whole cloud the Reasonably Shady podcast. The talk on the podcast as the opening of Potomac Reunion was pretty flash forward flash war is pretty chilling to hear that, and Giselle and Robin talking about you know a young lady that came forward and showed receipts from a hotel room, and Robin said that the girl DMed Giselle,

38:41 so Giselle knew all about it, and then Robin says, let's sell it on Patreon, and Gizelle agrees, and then it shows a shot of trash bags and I was reautiate, would you mark? Which was before the previous season. All I could think was that, like would be Goldberg gift of like Robin, you're in danger girl. Well, when they showed the trash bags, I'm like, oh snap, that is not good. As they're talking about the podcast, I mean, of all the things to show in New York early in the morning, like trash bags, was it was that a message that was a little bit reasonably shady, Sorry Eminem it was yeah, oh god, um okay, then oh my gosh. The women seemed very perplexed and confused by the seating arrange. Front. Yeah, I think he wanted to

39:29 separate the Green Eyed Bandits. He doesn't want That's why I have that written down. They definitely want to swift the Green Eyed bandits um and I think that that probably well, did it help hurt? Did it well? We don't know because we haven't gotten too much into it. Um. I mean, why does Gazelle get first seat all the time because she's Andy's favorite? You can just tell. But um, we can tell that even though she is Andy's favorite, you can tell she hasn't taken up Um Kenya's advice for getting coached on the reunion. Why what was her advice that she would help coach her on the reunion?

40:04 I don't think Giselle does the best of reunions well. When she gets pushed into a corner, I noticed towards the end of the reunion she just sits there and just kind of has this puzzled look on her face and turns her head and smiles. But you know why, It's because she does these things because of the show.

40:24 Because Kenya said that Giselle just sits there and lets people read her, and she does. She kind of just takes it like well, I suspect she causes a lot of shit. This is my first season watching Potomac, but I feel like she throws out a lot of shit and takes responsibility for none of it. Well, I think she takes responsibility for it, but she's like about it, like you. She doesn't fight because she feels like I did this for the show. That's what that's the disconnect.

40:49 I have a problem with somebody that comes on the show and makes up lies. I have a big problem. And this is a reality show. It's supposed to be real. You come on, you try to damage somebody's character with lie. I'm not okay with that. I think that there should be consequences. Well, I love Giselle as a housewife, I just don't. I love Giselle as a person like matter, super sweet, super nice, Robin too, but I don't like if she what she's saying is a lie, then that's not cool. Okay, Well, then we get into speaking of people I don't particularly love, um Michael Derby. Um Ashley says, there, but well, before that, how did you like Andy going to all the dressing rooms and talking and Giselle the Green Eye Bandits had the they shared a dressing room,

41:35 and when you went up to Robin. Um, so we'll see one later on and she's a oh yeah, oh no, he's working And Andy was kind of. He said something like, oh, no, he goes I thought he would be. I thought he would be or a figures or something like that. And I'm like, oh my god, just watching these reunions and Andy walking in makes me nervous for myself so excited.

41:57 Oh my god. And I haven't even seen the show yet, Like, so you can only imagine what I expect. I can't wait. Okay, then we get to actually talking about the prenup did not work in her favor. She will not be entitled to anything he owned prior to the marriage. Then he did these investments during the marriage, and then Ashley getting child support, but she gets zero spousal support. A lot of confusing things said by Ashley. Take it up a little bit earlier. She said that he has a key.

42:26 Michael Derby has a key to her house and she has a key to his house. My question is, would you give your ex husband a key to your house? I mean, I think it depends on the way the relationship ends. If I lived alone and I didn't have family nearby, and I needed somebody in case of emergency, yes I would want my child's parents. So if you're in good terms with your ex you would mind giving a key that makes sense, like good terms? Yeah, like never on good terms, I know, yeah, I mean I don't have any kids with my ex. But if we had a dog or something, you know, like we did have a dog. He passed away with the old age, but we had he had a key and he could go get the dog. And it is what it is.

43:10 We didn't have a bad breakup. It was fine. But if you have a terrible breakup and you're jealous and you're which she's starting to allege that it's not great because she said she had to break up with Luke because of the boundaries from Michael Derby. That's where you're like, maybe you could find somebody else that could have a key well, and Ashley admitted that she fell in love with Luke at the reunion. She said that, and I feel like she protects Michael because she wants money. The prenup is not in her favor, and I feel like if she keeps them on her good side, he's going to help her. And not to mention, his name is on that two million plus house that she probably can't afford without him, which I think is a big mistake.

43:54 But time will tell. What about how Candice did not take this moment lightly and made sure to rub it in her face that they all gave her a hard time because her mom had paid for part of her house. Kind of threw it back and forth. And I think this all just goes to I mean, I have to say, when I go back and look at the prenup I signed, you know, fourteen year thirteen years ago, I'm like Jeemers, I maybe should have read through this not the best. Um, I don't have any prenup. Yeah, you're you and Teresa, you're just trustworthy souls. Yeah, um um. But the next thing, what about when Wendy says that's Housewives one oh one.

44:42 Do you think she's insinuating that Mia maybe joining the Teresa and jin Shaw legacy of housewives? Wait back that up, Wait back that up. Say it again. So who says Wendy says that's Housewives one oh one? What was she talking about about Mia? Do you think that she says that because she saying that she's going to be joining the Teresa and jen Shaw legas about her Housewives and handcuffs Housewives and that could be a whole new show Housewives and handcuffs. Very good, I hope not. But there was a lot of interesting things to be said about Gordon being voted out because the partners were afraid that he was going to vote them out, which makes zero sense at all. She is correct about being a managing

45:25 partner and not being involved in the day to day business. You can do that, so that is true, But I don't know. She said she's fourteen chiropractor chiropractor offices where there's multiple members that own it, right, is that what she's saying. And all of a sudden she went from flaunting her money and talking about opening up all these I just I'm not buying it. I think that they probably I don't know. I'm questioning if they're even I have and I don't know. Hype. Okay, So you know when you're watching a movie and you're watching it and you're kind of laughing, but you're like, is this a comedy?

46:04 And then you're like, oh, it's not a comedy, but you're laughing. That's mia like you're uncomfortably laughing because you're like, well, she got herself backed into against the wall at the reunion, for sure. When Annie Star questioning about you know, well, how many members? You just said three, Now you're saying there's eight. Like and she kept lying, which I would have suspect is a lot. I don't know that she's lying.

46:25 I think they think she has no I don't. I think she started the show wanted to pretend she was a big, big in this business, and I don't think she had much say in anybody. Yeah. Well, the one thing her brother's part owner and took them off the account, the bank account. You can't do that. I have, you know, partners in my CBD business. There's we are all on the bank account and I had to sign for that.

46:48 They had to sign for that. I would have to sign to remove them. So that does not make any sense to you. But if you got everybody to vote against you, they could sign you out right, you off the bank if you're doing something allegedly, he would have to. I think papers would need to be signed to be taken a name off a bankccoumpany, I don't know. I haven't got But what about the thing since we know nothing really about the financial stuff, can we talk about the commitment to monogamy conversation? Because Mia said something about Mia goes Ashley was talking about how about three seths? Yeah, well, how she ended up realizing it wasn't going to work with Michael because she wanted her kids to feel a

47:28 relationship that was monogamous. And Mia, I thought me it was going to back down in this conversation, but instead she kind of owned up to it, and she goes, Listen, I got my husband this way and I'm going to keep him right. Definitely made me personally like cringe and break my heart a little bit. But then I also wondered, what, Teddy, why are you judging in this moment? Maybe this is something Mia wants to do as well. Yeah, I mean if I was having a bone down on Gordon, maybe I would want to be stepping up. I want some additionals as well. Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's ever good to bring somebody else into your marriage into continuously have three somethings like that. I couldn't imagine.

48:09 How do you have a solid marriage when you're doing that. I don't know. And here I am judging, but I just couldn't see that because we're too I could I'm too jealous for that. I'm too um. I couldn't imagine watching my husband be into somebody else, right, and I think that would really hurt me. Thirteen years into your marriage.

48:28 I don't know how long they've been married. But you know, it's not always about sex anymore. It's a well that's coming from someone who just bought a sex chair. But there's other ways you can I'm not inviting somebody else like I definitely think that, what do you mean you did me the other night? I'm just kidding, I tell it right. I mean there's something to be said about spicing up marriage and being married for over ten years and going, you know, it's not quite what it used to be, so maybe we need to spice it up a little bit. Like that's not into your marriage, but if it works for them and it's something they like doing, I just thought it showed a good switch of dynamic.

49:07 This was something Ashley and Michael were into that it worked for her until she had kids, and then Mia saying, you know what, this is actually still what works for us, because regardless of what we're seeing in the financial aspects of Mia, it does appear that her and Gordon have a mutual respect and understanding for one another. I don't know, I could be wrong. Yeah, well, let's see see what about when Robin says it's wrong for a married man to be in a hotel room with a woman. Okay, but what if he had met her on Instagram and was just there to pay for the room? Right? I know, she steps in her own ship all the time, and then her saying that married men try to get with her all the time, and she just figured Chris would

49:51 do the same. And then it's just kind of back and forth. Robin said in a talking head she didn't feel like there was anything wrong what happened between Giselle and Chris. Why is she changing her mind now? Right? If she didn't feel comfortable with Chris going into her room, why would she say yes at all? Yeah, I mean just doesn't make any sense to me. And if you think Chris asked to go into a room, wouldn't she say something like you know, first she said, well, Chris was the one that asked, and then they said no, Giselle wasn't one that asked to talk. So do you think she's making something out of nothing to create a storyline?

50:28 I think because a show did well. I think yeah. Well, Andy said something along the lines of like this is a moment from the Victorian era. Yeah, he was not having it at all. I mean, I was definitely sticking up for Chris and I loved every second of it. But do you think Candice saying um, dwindling uterus was too far? Nothing she says goes too far in my book, I thought us was a little much. I love Candy all, but they all, you know, fire at each other, and they all say things that are so why body parts and like surgery, like let's just keep that under wraps.

51:07 But that's she neck, I know ankles uterus. And she also gave a shirt to Andy. What I didn't see what the shirt says. I think it said, uh, goodbye neck, goodbye um, which you know how I feel about words on shirts. But anyway, but when back to Jiselle, I really feel like she blows things up in her delivery.

51:29 Like she said, she made a comment I quote when Ashley was getting d MS from Chris, he got she got one DM. She made it sound like he was d M in her multiple times and it was to response to a story. Big deal. Well, all I know is that I'm so excited for the men to come out. I guess the men minus one to come out so that we can um then release the podcast. Chris was so juicy, which I should also bring on the other Ubanson talk to them because they were really fun at Bravo con yea, so we should get like all the other ones that would participate, which I'm assuming will not be one. Um, but I thought it was good, a good episode. We can get into fan thoughts a little bit here. People thought it delivered, which was nice because

52:18 they had a couple slow episodes. Yeah, so I thought it was good. I thought it was really good. Um did you like all their dresses? I have to I thought they all look beautiful. I thought, I do always look at a dress and think at some point of you're sitting there for twelve hours. Yeah, I can't be comfortable for sure. If I'm so uncomfortable and there's like metal protruding into my skin. Yeah, so Ashley's dress looked uncomfortable and it was like stabbing into her room page.

52:49 I was like fidgeting and making sure no nipples were showing. And she looked great. She's look beautiful. Her skin was very Chloe though, yeah, she I thought she. I think they all looked beautiful. They all they all brought it um, but you know, some of the dresses were a little ridiculous. Granted that being said, I couldn't make it through the thirty seconds I was on um whatever that panel was at Bravo Con and that sparkly see through dress like I'm like perched on the side, I'm in paying but showing like so but more fan thoughts. Giselle, Robin, and Ashley were all projecting on Chris because they've been cheated on And that's kind of That's funny that somebody says that, because I kind of felt like that too. Is Giselle

53:29 a man hater? Well, she's dating the new guy from Summer House? Um, who I bet we're going to see this season? I mean, Winterhouse whatever, one of the houses, one of the houses over there, cold or Hot House, I don't know. Bunch of shit shows that probably aren't gonna be in a committed relationship long, Giselle. I'm just warning you. I don't know. I'm just guessing. I feel like these houses there's a lot of hooking up. Candice has a sharp tongue. You've just said that me as a liar. I don't understand. Ashley sit to I don't think anybody does. I think Ashley's just doing the best that she can, whatever works for her. The way you kind of feel about Candice, that she could do no wrong, That's kind of the way I feel about Ashley. I

54:11 feel like that about Ashley too. I mean, I don't know. I mean I even loved when Ashley thought that she still wasn't being recorded and then starts talking about Luke, which is ll just I was like, I thought you were going there this weekend and she's like, no, can you believe? I'm like done? But about I'm like, um, but didn't she That's what I was confused at, because didn't she prior to that say to Andy that they broke up. They were, they did, but obviously he wanted her to come and they were talking again, and but she had already publicly said she was talking to the new hockey Player. I was like, this is good. I was like, I just want they should dedicate a reunion to solely listening in on the commercial breaks, like when

54:49 one of the girls gets up to pee, because that's when shit really but you gotta know, you're might you know that they're gonna have that on audio and they got big cameras everywhere. So even though Andy says, break you're still well, who knows? Then maybe I wonder how smart she is? Was that on purpose? Was that her way of like getting a message to him? Totally one of those I don't think they're going to use it.

55:09 It was Giselle, right, that set it to her. Yeah, because Giselle has an in now because she's with one of the house guys, right, So I think Giselle knew what she was doing, correct. Giselle is, Yeah, she's she's on point, she's hold on, when are we bringing the friend on? Where's Jacqueline? This is the first reunion we've seen in a bit where they haven't started with the friend.

55:31 It's because they have enough content. Well, congratulations potomac um. But guys, that's all the time we got for today. We will be back on Thursday to talk about Jersey and Miami. Yeah, wish me luck in Vegas. Okay, Miami doesn't have that many more episodes left, right, No, I my head, so I'm trying to like manage my I just watch this recent episode. So it's just a couple relationship.

56:03 Is it good? It's good? Yeah? Okay, I'm gonna go watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna have to watch it again. But you know how that goes. Yeah, okay, right, well half on a Vegas stay flight. When you get home, I get a one Friday Wait what yes, what are you doing? Edwin is having a big celebration in Vegas for all of his top earners and best raps for his Smart Energy, which is a solar company, and also his home automation company, which is huge. Um, I'm gonna give Edwin the business right now. So y'all know, he got me nothing for Valentine's Day, which is fine, but he comes home with a Cardier bag the other day and I'm like, oh, I'm like starting to perk up.

56:44 I'm like, maybe he got me them bracelet. Well I already have the love bracelet, the one with the nail. Yeah, I'm like, oh my Baddy got me the nail. He's you know what, He's so thoughtful. After the fact, he brings out this ginormous like cheetah, you know, the one Erica Jane had m uh huh that he's gotten for him and one of his guys as like top earner guy.

57:07 It is so big, tries to pitch it to me that I would also wear it. I'm like, I'm not gonna wear this. Who's gonna wear that? It's so big? I go, Edwin, what are you wearing this too? It's a big Oh yeah, it looks good on your hand. It'd be too good for too big for a girl's hand, like his dainty little hand. My hand is horsenosogy. I mean, could you imagine if I was Cardier? This is Cardier.

57:35 But don't worry. There was another box. Still not anything for me. Um, but he's there's gonna be sporting this. These are for other people that worked for him. Congratulations to them. M I'm glad that you're doing well. And now I can't get it off my finger. But yeah, that's what we're doing in Vegas's awesome. And I call Edward.

57:55 I'm like, you just bring me to be your show pony. Go around to say you're there. Wait, which I'm there to do? That's a long time to be in Vegas, I know. And there's one there's an all white party one night. He didn't tell me until yesterday, Thank goodness. I have those suits in every color. Yeah, yeah you do.

58:14 I have all the things we've in race cars wait where do you where do you drive race cars? That sounds fun. I don't know. I solely just read thy generary. I don't know. Wow. But anyways, if you guys are looking to be in that business, you need to follow at Joint Skyline. These guys are I mean, it's crazy how much money they make. If only I um would start selling security but salespeople for his business. Yeah, that makes like over seven figures. It's huge. Um, but yeah, who knows. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go catch a flight to Vegas. Okay, have fun, safe travels. Bye bye