Jenna Dewan finds her DWTS spark, how we predicted Digger box office bomb

0:06 I didn't have anything better.

0:08 I'm trying to get my arm muscles to like exist. So I've been doing all these like weights, like five pound weights, like, you know what I mean? Oh, my abs.

0:20 Have you ever done bar? I'm going to answer my question. You have never done bar before. I feel like you're not a class kind of girl.

0:25 No, I don't want to be around like people watching me suck.

0:29 Well, they have in bar, you hold these things. One or two pound dumbbells. And you're in class being like, this is the easiest workout of my entire life. This is a joke. I'm lifting one pound weights, literally.

0:47 And then what happens?

0:48 The next morning, you cannot move your arms.

0:51 It's my stomach. Lifting these weights has impacted my abs.

0:54 That's great. You're using your core. Good job.

0:59 Should we talk about that we predicted something or should we talk about Dancing with the Stars first?

1:06 The prediction.

1:07 We called it, roll back the tape, that Digger was going to bomb.

1:13 You called it.

1:14 We love Tom Cruise, but we knew Digger was going to bomb.

1:17 Because we didn't understand.

1:18 Now, I don't think we said this on the air, but I texted you that Verity was going to bomb. And you were like, it's absolutely not going to bomb.

1:26 It bombed. It beat Digger. It beat Digger.

1:30 It beat Digger.

1:32 Poor Tom. He worked so hard. He took off so many shirts.

1:36 He went through that spirit tunnel. He was dancing, wearing those sunglasses, doing everything he could. Bombed. It was going to bomb because no one understood what it was.

1:48 Yeah. Anyone go see it. I am surprised Verity bombed because... That felt like it was, it looks kind of good. No, I don't think it bombed though. It made 32 million. That's not a bomb. I think it's just like the reaction bomb. The reviews are horrible.

2:05 And Google did Verity bomb. Because I Googled did Digger bomb and the internet said yes.

2:11 Yes. Hollywood Reporter, Deadline, everybody said that Digger bomb.

2:15 Everyone said yes.

2:16 To be a part of a movie that just bombed.

2:19 You know what?

2:19 We've been a part of podcasts that bombed and it's okay. It's a part of the thing, the process.

2:25 We've never had a full bomb though.

2:27 Never. Yes, we have.

2:28 Just mouth the words. What was our biggest bomb? I can't see your mouth.

2:31 Give it again.

2:32 Because you know what's weird is because you're mouthing it.

2:35 I'm going to mute myself.

2:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's still, I wouldn't call that a bomb.

2:41 Okay. And then one more.

2:43 Can you just text me this? Put it in our chat.

2:46 Put it in our chat. Non-hits. But we've never had.

2:50 A bomb that just like one person listened to.

2:53 Oh, correct.

2:54 She said the name. It wasn't a bomb. It just didn't do great.

2:58 They were pretty balmy.

2:59 They were balmy as far as we're concerned.

3:04 And that was the beginning. The beginning of our, of like you guys creating this department. Of our journey together.

3:09 Yeah.

3:09 Mm-hmm.

3:10 Everybody's got to have a bomb now and then.

3:12 It keeps you. I feel like we're missing a good one. I'm going to look through my notes.

3:16 I know another one.

3:17 Which one? Oh, yes.

3:24 We're sorry to everybody listening, but look, everybody needs to bomb now and then or fail.

3:28 Because that was so good. Tom Cruise is.

3:31 Going to come back so strong because here's why he's going to have The Car Movie.

3:36 Days of Thunder.

3:37 Yeah, Days of Thunder. Top Gun 3. And then Tom, Tom, Tom, listen. Jerry Maguire, you need to do another rom-com.

3:47 Yeah.

3:48 That's what the people want to see you do. Do you know how many 20-year-olds I saw writing, why do I think Tom Cruise is hot? Tom, 20-somethings think you're hot. Give them what they want. They don't want you looking insane in a, in a, I didn't even know you were allowed to say fat suits, but I'm just going to say it. I didn't know you were even allowed to say fat suit. And nobody wants to see that.

4:13 They don't want to see Tom Cruise with weird gray hair looking not great. They want to see hot Tom. So give it, give us what we want.

4:24 I think people I read on Deadline, it was like breaking down, deconstructing why it bombed. And I even got bored with the article, but it was saying it went from this studio to this studio and people said no to it and this and that.

4:38 And it was like people were not hyped about it. They said no. Because it didn't make sense.

4:43 Yeah.

4:44 So I think it was like somebody just saying yes to him so that they could make these other movies.

4:49 So it was kind of one of his passion projects, maybe.

4:51 Right. But we want hot Tom. You don't look that good at 60, whatever you are, four, two, four, whatever you are, for us to see you in a fat suit with gray hair. We're not playing, Tom.

5:03 I didn't understand it either.

5:04 We want you doing two things. Hanging off planes, flying planes, driving cars.

5:09 And hanging off mountains.

5:11 Running. We want you running.

5:13 64.

5:13 Hanging off mountains.

5:14 Yep.

5:16 Doing that GQ thing with your shirt off. That's what we want.

5:21 Yeah.

5:21 That's what we want.

5:22 He tried hard to promote it, but no.

5:24 You know who I am into right now?

5:26 Really into? Hold on. I feel like that's not fair to say to Tom.

5:31 That he can only look good?

5:32 Yeah.

5:34 He's a great actor.

5:35 If he was a girl and we said that to him, he'd be like, We would all be up in arms.

5:40 Well, but everyone loved him in Tropic Thunder and he didn't look good. So sometimes we'll take that. But right now we just want you in a rom-com. Fair. Why can't he do it? I'm not saying he has to only like be running.

5:55 Maybe he wanted to do something different. But here's the thing.

5:59 I'm glad he did it. Then he feels good because he did it and he loved it. Right. He did it for himself, which I support. And if I ever get to have dinner with Tom Cruise, I'm going to tell him all this. I don't want him talking back to me in word salad. I need, I need to have a real conversation. I can't have this. Hey, Tom, how's your salmon? I love to make movies. I can't have that. I need to know how's your salmon. Right. Right.

6:25 I feel like he eats salmon.

6:27 If we ever interview him, we should just say, how do you make your coffee? How do you like your burger cooked?

6:33 Tom, what are you sleeping? What are you binging at night? I know you watch movies. What's your go-to?

6:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that about Tom.

6:41 How do you eat your eggs? No, we don't. That's why he's so mysterious. And we love him because he's so mysterious. I loved all the articles that are like, I just read this whole GQ article about Tom Cruise and I learned nothing.

6:51 Nothing.

6:54 You know who I like? Who I'm super into right now. Like I'm really into him. I've always been pretty into him. No, he's fine. He's fine. This person I've always been into. I've been into him from the jump. He's had some ups and downs.

7:09 Tell me. Say it. Spit it out.

7:12 Tried and true. Ben Affleck. I like that guy.

7:15 Oh, me too. I think he's hot.

7:17 I think he's smart. I think he's damaged. I think he knows his damage. There's something about him.

7:22 That gives me the ick. I don't know what it is. The ick?

7:25 The ick.

7:26 The full-blown ick.

7:28 I don't have remote ick for him. Oh, my God. I just... I have... I think that Ben and I could... Work it out. Like, I think that it's like, I'm what you need, Ben. Like, let's go have lunch.

7:42 There's something that just does not.

7:44 Dinner. I don't have lunch with Ben. We'll both be texting too much.

7:47 Dinner.

7:48 A late dinner, even. An eight, nine o'clock dinner. I don't see him going to bed early.

7:54 Yeah, I don't either.

7:54 I think he goes to bed at midnight or earliest.

7:57 Are you irked out because of the whole J-Lo thing? I mean.

8:00 Nope. I don't make some mistakes.

8:03 The J-Lo thing. I feel like. Well, now I'm just gossiping, so I don't want to say it.

8:08 Okay.

8:09 Because it could be defamatory, but.

8:11 No, I don't think it's defamatory.

8:12 Allegedly. Say that before you're accepted. Everything is defamatory now.

8:17 Now, how do you give your opinion? You're just giving your opinion.

8:20 I just... That's my opinion. That's my opinion. I don't know. I just... There's something... There's something... There's something.

8:30 He was at his best with Jennifer Garner. I'm not going to be able to top that. Oh, yeah. Right?

8:34 And... I don't know. I feel like she's so cool and she's so kind and she's so sweet.

8:43 Right. We're not going to be able to top that, but he needs a non-actor, non-famous person. They can be in the industry. They can be a lawyer. They can be us. They can be whatever.

8:54 So he needs Amal Clooney. He needs to follow his BFF.

8:56 Everybody needs Amal, but there's only one Amal.

8:59 Right.

8:59 Like, I don't even know who the other Amal is. Like, and George deserved Amal.

9:04 You know what I think about? Like when George was with Stacey Keebler. Oh my gosh.

9:10 But I love Stacey Keebler.

9:11 I do too, but I always found that pairing to be weird.

9:17 Just saw that Minka Kelly Minka Kelly broke up with the imaginary dragon.

9:22 I need you to stop with the blueberries.

9:24 Oh, they're bothering you. Oh, it's not ASMR. fine i'll put them away i just saw that um the imagined dragon and minka kelly.

9:35 Oh yeah oh i didn't realize they broke up i thought they were gonna like make it oh i like her i like her ransom canyon.

9:45 Show surprised me it got canceled yes.

9:47 It did i know i was like dang it i liked it.

9:50 So danielle you didn't rush out to see verity after you said it was gonna be so good.

9:55 I didn't either, and I'm a fan of the books. Look, the time I watch movies, is on an airplane that's the only time you can get me to watch a movie at this point in my life so maybe on a trip to new york one time i will put it on oh i will.

10:09 I and the people the fact that people think it's bad makes me want to go more i'm pretty booked up this weekend but actually i cannot even squeeze it in maybe tomorrow I can see why.

10:20 I can see why maybe it's over-dramatized and stuff. Like if Anne Hathaway plays it a certain part because she does... Like that character Verity is very.

10:29 I like Dakota. Yeah.

10:30 I thought she did some funny stuff on Saturday Night Live. I can't go tomorrow because I have my Kappa Kappa Gamma reunion.

10:35 Oh my gosh, how fun.

10:39 So we have Kappa Kappa Gammas from... And a few DGs and Pi-Fis, of course. From like a 12-year span, maybe?

10:47 Yeah. Wow. How many people show up to this?

10:51 We don't know. We think somewhere between like 30 and 50. And how often do you do this? Never been done before. Okay.

10:57 Cause I was going to say, I have been graduated from college for a long time and I have never done it before.

11:05 It's been talked about for a long time and small groups have done it. In fact, one small group actually did it one year. They got to sleep in the sorority house in the summer, which I thought was really cool. Um, but no, never done it. Oh, I just realized my chair is, I was like, why am I sort of dizzy?

11:22 And it's because my chair is sideways. Hold on.

11:24 Um, and did you put this together? No.

11:28 So here's the thing. Everybody has talked about it. Did I take the bull by the horns and start a group text where, um, I said, everybody wants to do this. How about this date? And then more, more, more to the point where, did you know you can only do 32 people in a group text?

11:43 Yes, because ours is, we have to eliminate people before we got.

11:47 Do we have 32 people in our like team text? No wonder the, because I wondered, I was wondering why Easton and Mark aren't in it.

11:54 Yeah, they can't be.

11:54 They don't fit. Got it.

11:55 Yeah.

11:56 So we maxed out the group text. So we had to start having side texts. I did order, A slider bar. I thought that was a fun idea. And a potato bar. Great.

12:09 Great additions. And a charcuterie. And a potato bar. So potato bar.

12:14 So it's like, they come in like foil. They're all baked.

12:16 Oh, okay.

12:17 And then you can have cheese, sour cream, butter, chives. Love. Probably some bacon bits. I don't know. So I did a slider bar, a potato bar. So I took the bull by the horns, but it's not like, I'm not throwing it. Like we're all throwing it. It's just like, everybody come. Where is it at? The country club. Cute.

12:36 And then somebody said, what do you wear? And I'm like, jeans. Because some country clubs don't allow jeans, but this country club, no problem.

12:43 That's fun.

12:44 And we invited boys, but we don't know if any boys are going to show up.

12:46 That's going to be so fun.

12:48 When I laugh, my abs hurt. But I'll talk about it maybe on Dirty Rush.

12:53 Cute. I love that. Tune into Dirty Rush. Should we talk about Dancing with the Stars?

13:06 Yes.

13:07 I think Jenna did a good job last night. I know. Oh, my gosh.

13:13 She took our notes.

13:13 We appreciate it. Jenna Dewan figured it out. I know. You know, Jenna and Val, I was very, very sad about them just in general and how I just wasn't feeling it for so long. And I'm finally so happy. I just hope she keeps it up.

13:32 Who was the one that literally flung themselves at a person and the person caught them? They like flew.

13:37 Who was that?

13:38 Do you know what I'm talking about? They like flew and kind of like went, and then the person like caught him like that. It was like a weird, it was either, it might've been Emma. Who's Emma's partner?

13:51 Oh, the banana.

13:52 I think it might've been Emma. Was she wearing like a long black dress?

13:55 Yes.

13:55 I think it was Emma.

13:57 Yes, probably. Sierra got eliminated. Our summer house.

14:03 I knew it was going to happen.

14:03 I did too.

14:05 Cause she's fine, but I think she's just not as popular as the others.

14:08 No, I think she's popular. She just felt very cheerleader. Like everything was like.

14:12 Oh, a lot of, you know, like, Oh, I noticed.

14:17 I love her. And I thought she did so good. And I'm so proud of her. And I honestly, I've seen so many seasons of summer house and what episode is this episode five. She got kicked off. I learned way more about her and these five episodes than I have ever learned in summer house. And so, you know what, Sierra, good for you. Yeah, yeah, she did good. I liked her and everything. But I felt like, I felt like they all came to play. Like, I was watching and I was like, what is happening?

14:46 A lot of people got scores very close. They're all close now. 20, 21, 22.

14:51 I feel like it's like, it's hitting, it's hitting them.

14:54 Like, it's actually like, coming together the dances because they've been doing this for four weeks now four or five weeks and they're I still.

15:01 Love Mark Ballas I just.

15:03 Think he's so good it's.

15:05 So good they got the highest score I'm just giving a lot of credit to Mark Ballas he's just like really.

15:10 Good I agree I agree our Connor is getting into into Rocky Waters here oh no well he's I'm nervous for him I feel like he's so.

15:20 Darling I know but his hip shake last night I missed him how was Julia how was Julia she was great.

15:27 The thing with julia that i will say i just she feels a little stiff to me just too serious of a face but i do love her so yeah i.

15:36 Think she's too in her head like they said they told jenna last week she's too in her head and she came out and she really felt vulnerable i felt really her chance was pretty like that was my reaction i was like pretty my highlight and then julia is too in her head same same critique.

15:49 Fair fair my highlight travis garland Oh my gosh.

15:53 Oh my God, dude.

15:54 Or Travis Garland. That guy can sing, you guys.

15:56 I can. Dang. Oh, Amber Riley. Amber Riley. Oh.

16:01 Yes. No, Amber Glenn.

16:02 That was so good.

16:03 Amber Glenn.

16:04 Amber Riley performed. Amber Riley sing for Harry Show. I miss that.

16:09 Oh, that's iconic.

16:09 It was incredible.

16:10 I miss that. I'll go back. So I watch it on TikTok and so sometimes I miss things.

16:15 Yeah, no, that was good. It was really good.

16:17 I jam it out on TikTok.

16:17 You know what? This is the only show that I put my kids down to sleep and then I hurry up and make dinner and I just sit. I'm like, 8 p.m., boom, play.

16:27 It's so funny. I love the way kids talk. I just called my niece a minute ago because she had the SATs today and now she's out by the pool. And I was like, how's the tanning going? And she goes, I got to lock in, auntie. It's homecoming.

16:42 She's got to get two shades darker.

16:45 She's like, I got to lock in. It's homecoming. I... Laughed so hard. All right. I mean, I still am like bummed about Taylor. I'm not going to lie. And I think there's trouble in Hanson Paradise. I don't know.

17:00 That's what I noticed too. What do you mean there's trouble in Hanson Paradise? Explain.

17:06 The brothers have not really supported Taylor.

17:09 Yeah.

17:10 So I don't know. I don't know.

17:14 I don't like that.

17:16 Because I love Hanson together. I also don't mind if they do solo things. I'm okay with that. I'm excited for Taylor to do solo music. But I also like- Is it the Jonas Brothers?

17:23 It's like, yeah, they got to do their own things.

17:26 Yeah.

17:26 What are some other brothers bands? Naked Brothers. Do you know those guys? That's, you know, you know who the Naked Brothers are. They're famous now as actors.

17:36 Is it the Hemsworth Brothers? No, the Hemsworth Brothers.

17:40 Dan and Shay are not brothers. They're not brothers. Who are other brothers? I just said the Hemsworths. No, we're talking about musicians.

17:49 Jackson 5.

17:50 I'm not without your love and affection.

17:53 Nelson.

17:54 They were, they're brothers.

17:55 Nelson.

17:56 Do you know who that is?

17:57 No.

17:58 You do because we booked them on KTLA. They are those blonde brothers. They're Ricky Nelson's sons. You don't know who Ricky Nelson is. These are old timey people. Who are other brothers?

18:10 Brothers.

18:12 Oh, those brothers that just got back together. I think they start with an O. Everyone's all going crazy about it in the UK. They kind of broke up and they were real kind of mad about it. And then they are back together. And I feel like their band name is like Ozark or something. Come on, come on, Jackie.

18:34 You know these two brothers. Scott Patterson loves them. he's obsessed with them oh oh it's like that no.

18:43 No no no no it's that song no.

18:46 It's like they're two kind of angry brothers yes.

18:49 They're angry and they're.

18:51 British oh god i just spit food out onto my microphone um and they're kind of wide are you sure it's not called like odysseus or something oh oasis there you go Audacity?

19:04 That is so good.

19:07 My brain was so close. I knew it was an O from the start. I was like, Ozark, Omnicron. Okay, so outside of.

19:14 Jonas Brothers, outside of the Hansons, there's.

19:16 The Bee Gees. Was Omnicron a version of COVID?

19:18 Oh, you looked at it? You Googled it?

19:21 It's so much more fun when you're trying to do.

19:23 It on your brain. I said Jackson 5 and I blacked out.

19:25 I couldn't figure out anything else.

19:27 So the only other ones that I see on here are Bee Gees and the Iskipi Brothers. Oh, the Bee Gees. How did I forget the Brothers Gibb? Liam and Noel Gallagher.

19:38 Gallagher, Oasis.

19:39 There you go.

19:40 They're back. All right, well, that's brother's talk. What else Now you texted me all this hype.

19:49 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

19:51 Okay.

19:52 So thank you so much for bringing this up because I texted Amy. She often makes fun of my obsession for Real Housewives. And I told her, I was like, you know what, Amy, you are not far removed from the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City this week in particular because Because they are in your hometown.

20:07 I should watch this. So they went to San Francisco.

20:09 They went to San Francisco. They stayed at the Beacon Hotel. I'm assuming that means.

20:13 Something to you. Can you just send me like the, like what episode number? Yes.

20:17 Do you know what the Beacon Hotel is?

20:19 Yeah, but I'm not a member of this club if it was the Amador Club.

20:23 It was.

20:24 It was.

20:24 Are you sure?

20:25 I looked it up.

20:26 I went back to the episode and saw it.

20:28 I'm a member of the Battery. Battery.

20:30 And I flubbed that.

20:34 I don't know the rules that if you're allowed to publicly, there's certain clubs you're not allowed to be like, I'm a member of.

20:39 Do you know what the Amador Club is?

20:43 I do not.

20:43 It's in that Bank of Italy building because that's what I went back to. I went back to the episode and saw it and I was like, I don't.

20:51 And I weirdly, I'm not that familiar with the Beacon Hotel either.

20:55 It's by Union Square.

20:56 Yeah.

20:57 That's probably why you're not familiar with it.

20:58 That's not where the cool kids are staying right now.

21:01 Yeah.

21:01 And then they go to China Live in the next episode. China Live in Chinatown. And I've been to that restaurant.

21:09 There is a great restaurant in Chinatown that is one of the best restaurants. China Live? No, it's called RNG or R & D. Somebody look that up. RNG kitchen, R & D.

21:21 No, it's called R & D. R & D kitchen.

21:25 No, no, that's on Montana. I'm blurring it. It has two letters. Somebody Google RNG Chinese food, San Francisco and see what comes up because it'll get close enough.

21:36 Oh yeah, RNG lounge.

21:37 RNG lounge. That's a great place. If you're in Chinatown and go to the fortune cookie where they like make your own fortune cookies, you can walk. I can walk to that from my dad's house.

21:48 Yeah.

21:49 I literally park at my dad's house and walk to Chinatown.

21:52 Oh, nice. And to your dad's house. I love your dad's house. They went to, they went during St. Patrick's Day. And I know it's like kind of a bit, the Irish car bombs and all that kind of stuff is a big deal.

22:04 In the old days, like when I was in college, we would go out to the city, San Francisco. It's called People just go, the city. We call it the city. It went off.

22:14 Yeah.

22:16 All the streets were shut down and you would just be like, cute boys everywhere. Let me tell you something about San Francisco right now. You know, everyone's like, San Francisco, it's disgusting. Remember that?

22:26 It's all cleaned up. It is so popular.

22:30 I went to dinner at Original Joe's, not the one that Adam Sandler goes to, the little Original Joe's, but I went to the original Original Joe's with friends.

22:39 Is the original Joe in a, there's a park in the middle. Yep. That's the one I've been to. Okay. I've been to that one. Which one's that one?

22:46 The town?

22:47 The original?

22:47 That's the original Joe's. Okay. I don't know. Cause I've never like spent a lot of time in New York, but in Los Angeles, like we don't have a, it's not like this in Los Angeles.

22:57 Right.

22:59 I couldn't get parking to save my life, which isn't like that extraordinary in San Francisco, but like, that's new. people, people, people, young people in the streets, having so much fun, going from this place to another.

23:15 Bars are overflowing.

23:18 The people are on, like, say it's a bar with like a sidewalk, they're flowing out of the bar. Literally to get from original Joe's to like the freeway, I just was like, there's so many people. There's so many people like just, you would have thought it was a new year's and it was just a Friday night.

23:36 Yeah.

23:37 Wow.

23:38 I've spent a St. Patty's day in San Francisco and it was popping for sure. Popular.

23:46 And then I went to this other thing.

23:47 Oh, sorry. You go first. Just fun little tidbit. Bronwyn grew up in Danville, which I know is really close to you.

23:53 Well, that's where I, you know, the good sandwich place.

23:56 Yes. It's basically in Alamo.

23:59 There's Danville chocolates. It's a boutique that every, like all the cool brands, expensive, but cool brands. Like that's where we're going for the Gilmore girls. There's like a Gilmore girls thing in Danville.

24:11 And then Whitney grew up in San Ramon.

24:13 So you know, San Ramon is like neighboring to Danville. Right.

24:16 That's what she says. She says she spent six years there.

24:19 Shelby that works for us grew up like Danville.

24:22 Amazing. I love it.

24:24 You should come on a trip to Danville. Said no one ever, but still.

24:29 Trip to San Francisco and go to Original Joe's. I like that idea better.

24:33 Yeah, that's fine. We'll go to the Little Original Joe's. We'll go one night to the R & G Lounge and we'll go one night, we'll do Italian at the Little Original Joe's so that we can then walk down Chestnut Street and Union Street and you can see all the 20-somethings. I love it.

24:48 I love it.

24:48 I'm so in. Out and about.

24:51 Wow, I love it.

24:52 Let me tell ya.

24:53 So you should watch the episode.

24:54 We should do like a San Francisco podcast. Like, let's do our own The Real Housewives of San Francisco.

24:59 I'm surprised they don't have that.

25:01 Me too.

25:02 Like Real Housewives of Marin. They're missing out.

25:05 I think a lot of people would say no.

25:08 I mean, you would think that about Beverly Hills and look at the show about Beverly Hills.

25:12 True, true, true.

25:13 You know?

25:14 We should ask Andy Cohen. Otherwise, we'll call it... We can't say Real Housewives. We need to get a new name.

25:22 What's the double lives of suburban wives?

25:24 Oh, yeah. What would we call it?

25:27 Mormon wives. San Francisco wives. Let's workshop this.

25:29 We're going to need to workshop this.

25:31 San Francisco wives.

25:32 I wear a Patagonia, but I'm cool on the inside. We're not that fashionable up here. Not like LA.

25:38 Yes, you guys are.

25:39 I mean, today I'm not.

25:41 Look at what I'm wearing. But do you see what I'm wearing? I'm wearing sweats.

25:45 I'm wearing a shirt. What does it say? What does it say?

25:48 This is my vacation shirt. I can't see it.

25:50 Does it say this is my vacation shirt? Yes. Things I don't want to talk about. Let me rattle them off.

26:05 Christina Pike.

26:06 Kristen Pike. I don't even know what to say. I don't want to talk about Cornell. It's just too awful. I do want to talk a lot about Caleb Flynn, but I think it's not appropriate for me to talk about because it's so... I told you. I told you on a different show. I've been watching it so much that I thought I was watching a drama. I want to talk about things I... Oh, I'm... Did anybody else watch In the Line of Fire?

26:33 No, I haven't. It's on my list.

26:35 Hey, please catch up because I will. Not say anymore until we've all watched a couple episodes. What else is everybody watching?

26:42 You texted us skunks. What do we know about skunks? Wait, tell me your story. I'll tell you mine. I hate them.

26:48 Okay, thank you, Jackie. So the other night, because you know I go to bed at two. I got two problems right now. I go to bed at two and I sleep with the window open because it gets so hot and I need fresh air and the fan, the whole mess, right? You have AC. Yes, but I also need fresh air. So I'm the person that has the window open and the AC on.

27:09 Stop it.

27:12 Sometimes I laugh because I'm cooling out the outside.

27:15 Oh my God.

27:15 And all of a sudden 2 a.m. I don't, it hit me like a ton of bricks. The smell was so bad that I thought I was going to have to sleep in the other room. It, it's like, it, burns into your.

27:36 Body oh my gosh we have one that used to go under our house that there was an opening and so he would go under when it would rain and we would hear him like going into the little gate so we had them we had a handyman come and and and it's a little square opening that goes under our house and we had him come and and do that and then now i think he comes and because he's familiar with that and he sprays and he's.

27:59 Geniuses they're geniuses because They know to come back. Now, weird thing. As some people know, my mom lives 1,000 steps from my house. It literally takes 1,000 steps from my house to get to her house. I say to her, dang, I had a skunk issue at 2 a.m. So did she.

28:16 How?

28:17 They all know to hit that at 2 a.m. Or if this one skunk is making tracks. I'm not sure.

28:23 Yeah, one skunk is making the track, dude. I have to like get out and shoo him out. Like, and I see him. Yeah. That probably makes them spray. Don't do that.

28:33 I know. Don't do that.

28:33 Leave them alone.

28:34 Somebody I know almost had to go to the hospital because the smell is like so bad. You don't know what to do with yourself.

28:39 Okay.

28:41 I'm just saying.

28:41 That's horrible. No, no.

28:42 Like it got sprayed.

28:44 That someone is Amy.

28:45 No, it wasn't. It was, I won't name who, but it's someone that used to work for us as a mom and dad.

28:52 Oh my gosh.

28:53 So anyway, I also have the rat. Did you guys see the mouse in the Dunkin' Donuts case? Was that AI or was that? Is that real?

29:02 I think it was real.

29:03 He was like hiding out. He's like, it's ratatouille. No, I've got a rat and it, we get rid of it. And then it comes back. And when I say we get rid of it, I know we get rid of it. And yet another one figures it out. So how are they so smart? Here's my question. And I don't know the answer to this at night. Are there a million rats out there? Like the rats come out at night.

29:36 The rat expert told me the rats go out around 1 a.m. and come home around 6 a.m. Because they know it's quiet. And so they know that there's nobody bothering. My entire backyard is hedging. Oh, no, no.

29:51 There's just rats all the time.

29:53 You know that if you have IV, you got to get rid of it.

29:55 Yeah, they don't bother me. They don't bother me.

29:57 What do you mean they don't bother you?

29:59 Rats. raccoons possums you are welcomed.

30:02 At my house tell me call me when you get one in your wall call me when one's in your wall i'll.

30:07 Invite a skunk you can hang out just don't smelly.

30:10 And you know who are mean they're mean i love them but they're mean raccoons.

30:14 Oh yeah reckons are very mean very mean i haven't had a raccoon here before.

30:20 But i saw air sanitizer amy by the way lysol air sanitizer That's what I use.

30:26 I don't like those chemicals though.

30:28 I know. Amy doesn't do candles. So just stay with it.

30:30 I don't do anything that smells. I don't do, I do only battery candles. I can't do fragrance. So like when I get makeup, I have to make sure it's like fragrance free.

30:39 Oh my God. Very similar to someone on our team.

30:44 Somebody else's fragrance free. Yeah. You don't want to name them?

30:49 No, because it's one of our hopes. Name them.

30:51 Name them. Oh, somebody else hates fragrance?

30:53 Oh my God. She's very, very.

30:55 Oh yeah. Well, guess what? I don't do fragrance either. So we are aligned. And I have this one Bobby Brown. I do want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about it, but that Molly Sims, Bobby Brown thing was just like weird.

31:08 She corrected it though. She corrected though.

31:11 I think the weird part was on Molly Sims. Bobby Brown corrected it, but I think Molly Sims kind of overreacted, but whatever. Bless them.

31:20 Bobby Brown corrected it.

31:20 Your blush is coming. I have a Bobby Brown blush, but it does have a fragrance and I don't want to get rid of it. I'm going to patch test it again and see if I can handle it. Is the plague coming?

31:34 What is this plague? Where is this idea? Is this the one where the scientist died from it?

31:40 In a plague factory. I literally think the news said, He worked in a plague factory. And I was like, why do we have that?

31:47 I'm assuming it's to be proactive with vaccines or something like that.

31:52 Something, but it was some sort of rogue plague, I guess. I don't know. I don't know if it's coming our way, right? I saw a couple of doctors like, I'm worried. Here's what I am feeling between the AI robots and the plague. I'm going to have to be, I'm a prepper. I know.

32:07 Yeah.

32:08 Did you watch The Last of Us? Jackie, did you watch The Last of Us?

32:11 A little bit of it.

32:12 Did you ever watch that amazing episode with Nick Offerman that he like won the Emmy for? With the other guy that's cool from The Lotus? The Lotus. Is it called that? The White Lotus. The Lotus.

32:21 No. I don't think I saw that episode.

32:24 I saw the one where- This guy was a full-fledged prepper, Nick Offerman.

32:28 He ends up- Oh, I remember. Yes, yes. This is all coming back to me.

32:31 And the level of prepperness.

32:33 Yes.

32:34 He literally beat the zombie apocalypse.

32:37 He beat it.

32:38 He was having steak, potatoes, veggies. He grew a garden. He figured out how to block off the whole town. And he and the husband just lived there so happy until they died, but still- It made me really want to be a prep. And they did not die from the zombies. The zombies did not get them. They died because the husband got some sort of disease and Nick Offerman didn't want to live without him.

33:02 So they both died together. Can I ask you a question?

33:05 Immediately, of course.

33:06 Okay. Because this is my problem with being a prepper. I know myself. I know I can prep and I know I can do that. But if shit were to really hit the fan and I would have to use these prepping supplies and survive. Yep. I won't be the strongest person to survive. Like, I just already know I got two days in me.

33:29 Okay.

33:30 Does this make sense?

33:32 You're saying like, I don't want to live like this.

33:34 No, no, no.

33:35 I'm just like, I give up. Like, I don't, I don't know.

33:38 Not me. I am ready. I don't want it. I don't want it. But if I could get like, gather up the family, hopefully have like a hot boyfriend, get all the kids. I don't want any, I don't want to be sad. I want to get everybody together. Some friends, a nice community of preppers. I can, I know that I can get those zombies. I am just going to get it in the eyeball.

34:04 This is my thing. And you know how you're supposed to like with your family members, whatever, like you, you before, you know, right now, like I know if a disaster were to happen, here's where we go. We are meeting here. And we are meeting at my uncle's house.

34:19 Okay, because I was going to say, your house is a little small.

34:22 Yeah, very small. Meeting at my uncle's house, who lives 20 minutes away from us. Not even, 15 minutes away. We can walk there.

34:29 If you had to.

34:30 But we can do it.

34:31 Yeah.

34:32 He is the guy. He's ready.

34:34 He's the guy.

34:36 So like for me, I know if something were to happen, I go help the person that's going to help me. Like I would be like.

34:42 Your support staff for the leader.

34:44 Yep. Hey, Theo Caesar, what do I do?

34:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:47 You need me to cut this vegetable?

34:48 Got it. You know what's weird? I can't do the cooking, but I can do the, I can get those zombies. I've watched hundreds and hundreds of episodes of Walking Dead. I can just.

35:01 So this is my point. is I will not be the person that preps, but I will find the person that preps and I will be their best freaking employee. And I will work hard to do all the things they need me to do. So I feel that way too. And they have to feed me.

35:16 I want to have people in on my expertise. You're going to need gas.

35:22 I know.

35:22 Because they need vehicles. The fact like, yes, later in The Walking Dead, they just had to get horses. But still, in the beginning... You need gas. So, you know, I never let my cars, I used to do half a tank and now I don't let them go below three quarters.

35:38 Yeah, my husband's the same way.

35:40 Two cars, fully gassed, ready to rock. We need knives. Knives. Now, I am not a gun person. I do not like guns. I do not have a gun. I hate guns unless it's the zombie apocalypse. They are so essential in the zombie apocalypse. It's insane. Let me tell you what else you need.

36:02 Water, water, water, water.

36:06 I don't know if we should be digging wells, but we need water and we need canned goods.

36:13 Well, how would you even store the water though? Because people say not to do it in the plastic, you know, you're just going to get it.

36:17 Okay, guess what?

36:18 At that point, we're not going to worry about having a credit card amount of plastic in our brain. We're going to sacrifice that and we're going with the plastic, right? I don't think we all can be just like, We can't be running through a zombie field with glass bottles.

36:34 Like, it's just like at that point, I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm not going to drink that plastic water when I haven't had a sip of water in five years.

36:42 I will also say, and this I learned from fear of the walking dead. There's bad people out there. Make sure you get the, full pop when you open your water bottle. Cause one crazy lady on fear, the walking dead put antifreeze into the water. I didn't even know what antifreeze was. They cured it with beer, which I also don't even know if that works. I'm just giving you the walking dead episode, but we need water. We need gas. We need knives. We need food. We need a fortress. You're going to need a fortress, but that's harder like paradise.

37:14 You know what I will say is like today, this morning, I got gas and I felt in my car. And when I left the gas station, I was like, I'm ready.

37:21 I'm ready.

37:26 Oh my God. I literally have that thought. I'm like, I got a full tank of gas.

37:30 You're like, I can get out of here and get a whole 300 miles.

37:33 Yes.

37:35 Yeah. What would be great is if I actually could have a car that could tow another car. So when the car ran out of gas, then you jump into the next car and you could go 600 miles. But I think, because I don't know how much gas a person could actually store. Seems sloshy and dangerous.

37:49 And then also, you know that there's those people that are going to be stealing gas from cars.

37:55 You know, the old siphon where you suck the mouth and you're like, are those people getting gas in their mouths? And how do they all know how to do that? My other thing about gas is, have you ever had to get, back in the olden days, we would run out of gas. You had to fill up the red thing and take it to your car and pour it in. Sloshy, messy, the sloshiest, heaviest, messiest. So just storing gas is not easy, but I don't know. I do have a lot of gas stations in my town. So maybe I could like petition the towns to figure out how we could get the gas out when the zombies come. Like, Hey, look, I understand this is all electrical and all that, but let's have a feel safe that when the zombies start

38:35 to come in, that we know how to press a couple of buttons or your crank, maybe a crank and we get the gas out.

38:41 It's so funny that you're concerned about zombies. Cause for me, I am more concerned about one day, the power just going out and we just don't have power across the entire United States of America. Just bloop. That is, I'm worried about that. And then the second- Do you.

38:59 Have any generators?

39:00 We have one.

39:01 We have a very small generator.

39:03 And I encourage people to give those as Christmas gifts.

39:05 We need like a prepper expert that could totally talk about prepping. Because here's my thing. Luckily, we live in California. I'm never that hot and I'm never that cold. I am in my champagne problems. But like in actuality- I actually don't need heat and I actually don't need air conditioning. So that's, I'm not in the snow. I have matches so I could make a fire. and make my soup I need to know from a prepper how long can we go without power is it forever.

39:39 Well you look at paradise and just power went away so like.

39:42 What happens they have power in the thing you're talking about Shailene Shailene yeah.

39:51 Is this our best episode ever? I don't even know.

39:56 I don't even know. Can somebody see if there's a prepper that can like talk to us?

40:02 Jackie, it seems like a job for you. Yeah, I can research. This looks like a job for me.

40:07 Do you know that song? This looks like a job for me. How does that go?

40:11 It's Eminem.

40:12 This looks like a job for me.

40:15 Everybody follow me. Can I tell you another really big fear I have?

40:19 Let it out. I see you wanting to tell us.

40:21 Yes. Survival expert. My second biggest fear, and I have a really good friend that works for Waymo, and I talk to her about this all the time.

40:29 Do Waymos go crazy?

40:31 Every intellectual car, meaning the Teslas and the Waymos and all those that are computer-generated, just one day get hacked, and they go rogue, like iRobot.

40:42 Well, haven't you ever seen the movies where- Cause havoc. Yeah, but correct. Correct. Haven't you ever seen the movie where they change the signals, you know, the red light signals and cars are crashing, crashing, crashing.

40:55 That scares me. Yeah, we ought to go live in like a farm.

41:00 Bear Grylls.

41:01 Bear Grylls tops.

41:02 Bear Grylls. He would make it. He would make it.

41:05 He's not the prepper.

41:07 We need like a prepper, but do you guys have gardens? I feel like we all should be making gardens. Yeah, I have gardens. Can I have my blueberries again? How much to the end?

41:17 I don't have a garden. Oh my God, you guys.

41:19 This looks like a good job for me. I don't know who everybody is.

41:21 Just follow me. I'm not surviving on my own. I am latching on to the one best prepper in Los Angeles.

41:28 Oh, you got your uncle.

41:30 And I'm globbing on to him and doing anything he tells me to do so that I'm indispensable as a hard worker.

41:35 I mean, I think I could do it. I do. I'm not fully prepared. That's why I need the prepper to tell me like, You know, people like underground bunkers.

41:47 I can't do that. I'm too claustrophobic.

41:48 I need to be able to have air.

41:50 Yeah, like a panic room.

41:51 If the air goes, I think that's it for me.

41:53 A lot of people in Midwest have those underground ones because of the tornadoes.

41:56 So yeah, I get real claustro in those. I've never been in one, but I just know.

42:02 Yeah, you know. I know. Yeah.

42:05 If the air is okay, I think I'm going to be, I can get, I can, I could, I think I could kill zombies.

42:11 Two at a time.

42:12 I just want to make this a clip.

42:16 My hair, you can't because this half of my hair is not blow dried and this half is. But I do. I watch so many Walking Deads that I'm like, go, go.

42:25 How do you not dream of it?

42:26 Because when I was watching Ghost Whisperer, I would dream of ghosts.

42:30 Oh no, I don't.

42:31 I don't.

42:32 I don't.

42:32 Oh my goodness.

42:33 Because I'm ready. I'm ready. Ready.

42:36 Should we end this podcast and doomsday prep it away?

42:41 We should talk about something really happy just for a second. Okay. I'm still knee deep into Reacher. I haven't watched Neely yet, but I want to. What is everybody watching?

42:49 Just say that. Housewives. There's so many right now and it's like really consuming me. It's really hard to keep up right now. I started my One Tree Hill rewatch.

43:00 Oh. Aggressive.

43:01 Yeah. I just finished season one. Oh my God. Have you rewatched it before? Yes.

43:07 So this is round three?

43:09 Maybe round two or three, yes. Wow. Just because they all reunited like mid-September.

43:15 And I kept seeing it on social media because they have their annual One Tree Hill thing.

43:20 And so I... Every year. Yeah. Yeah, so... It was on my mind. I was like, you know what? Let me watch this.

43:26 And it's really good. For me, it's time for spooky. I'm going to start re-watching all the horror movies. Friday the 13th, I'm on Elm Street.

43:35 You got me at Hocus Pocus. That's all I got for Halloween.

43:37 What did you do? Nightmare Before Christmas?

43:40 Yeah. Yes.

43:41 Do you consider that a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

43:43 I don't know. My toddler likes it all year round. Can I tell you the best Christmas movie, guys? The Holiday. The Family Stone. A Very Jonas Christmas. I'm telling you, it's so good.

43:54 And also Olaf's very Christmassy Christmas or whatever that was. Olaf's Frozen Christmas.

43:59 I need to watch that. I haven't seen it.

44:00 15 minutes, your kids are going to become obsessed. There's a new joke every time. Every time. Watch it and get back to me right away. I will.

44:09 It's so good. So good.

44:11 I think it's called Olaf's Frozen Christmas.

44:15 Okay, I'll watch it.

44:16 I'm jonesing for Frozen 3. Me too.

44:18 Me too. I think there is going to be one.

44:20 It's going to be like years, but yeah, I'm ready. Yeah. Well, we've gone on 10 minutes too long. Talk to you guys later. Bye-bye. I think that was our best show ever.