[F4M] Kissing Practice with Your Tomboy Best Friend [LISTENER'S CHOICE!] [best friends to lovers] [kissing] [confession] [lap sitting] [romantic tension] [making out] [wholesome to a little spicy]
Dienstag, 27. Oktober 2026 · 19 min
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Your tomboy best friend can be kind of a lot... she's loud and brash and always says what's on her mind, but you love her for it. On your day off from work, she comes over with a favor to ask you. She's been asked out on a date and wants to practice kissing with you. Or, at least that's what she says...
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Hey dude, it's me. Can I just say how much I love the fact that I have a spare key or place? It makes me feel like I've got two homes. It's so sick. You got anything good to drink in the fridge? I am wiped. I just climbed for like two hours. All V4s, baby. Let's see. Ooh, you got the good sparkling water.
I'll take one of those and fancy orange juice. Hell yeah. I'm coming to your place more often. You want me to grab you something? Cool. So what's up? Enjoying your day off? Looks like it. You are way further in that game than you were last week. What are you, like level 65 or something now? That's crazy.
You were I think 33 or something last time I saw you were playing. Well, I wish you would have spent your day off at the climbing gym with me instead of playing video games, but I know. It's not really your scene, that's fine. I mean, that's what you say anyway, but we both know the real reason. You know I would whoop your ass.
Yeah, you do. You know that I could climb higher, faster, stronger on any of those routes any day of the week. You just don't want to get embarrassed losing to your girlfriend. Uh, not girlfriend. I mean girl friend. Friend who is a girl. Yeah, okay, whatever. Anyway, I'm glad you're home because I've uh I've got a favor I need to ask you.
Yeah. Yeah, no, I know, I know. I'm I'm not exactly good at the whole reach out when I need help thing, but uh here I am. So yeah, here it goes. Uh you might be surprised to hear that well, your bestie here has got a date. Yeah, that's right. I got asked out on a date. Okay, pick your job off the floor.
It's not that surprising. I mean, I know it's it's been a while, but come on. It hasn't been that long. Okay, okay, whatever. The point is that I have a date, and I this is hard for me to admit, okay. Just just give me a second. Because I'm I'm nervous, okay? I I'm nervous. I'm nervous about this stupid date because it's been so long since I've been on one.
I d I I don't know. I'm just I'm worried I'm gonna mess it up or be weird or something. Oh, right, the favor I wanted to ask. Uh well, I uh yeah, I I was kind of hoping you might want to help me out. Um you know, help me seem like it hasn't been a million years since I went out on a date last. Please, Bestie, please.
It it just means I need your help with you know. Come on, you you know what I mean. Come on, don't make me say it. Either you're dense or you just like torturing me, and I honestly can't decide which. I want you to help me practice kissing. Yeah, kissing. Because if I get kissed and mess it up, then he's gonna probably tell everyone about what a weird kisser I am, and then no one's gonna ever ask me out on a date or want to kiss me ever again.
Yes, I'm being serious. This isn't a prank or whatever. This is yeah. Yes, you heard me right. I want to practice kissing with you. Do I need to say it again slower? Come on, you are the smart one in this friendship. Yeah, exactly. Practice makes perfect. Why am I asking you for this favor? Well because.
Yeah, because you've been on dates more recently than me. And because I trust you? To you know, tell me if my kissing sucks? And because just because, okay? Don't give me a hard time. It's it's a compliment. Yes, it is. I I trust you so much that I'm willing to embarrass myself by maybe showing you how bad of a kisser I might be.
Yeah? Yeah? So you'll you'll help me out?
unknown Yes!
I knew I could count on you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. You look so nervous. Yeah, you look like you might throw up. Please don't throw up. It's gonna be fine. It it just look, why don't I come sit by you on the couch? Okay, relax. I'm not gonna just start like making out with you all of a sudden.
I'm just, you know, let's just break the ice a little. Yeah, exactly. No pressure. This is just for practice. Like I said. When was the last time you kissed someone? You know what? Actually, don't tell me. I I I don't want to know that. I I just don't, okay? Close your eyes. Because I need privacy while I do this close them.
Okay. Deep breath. You ready? I'm just I'm just gonna lean in and how how was that? Good? It it felt good. I mean I felt like I did good. You uh yeah, you know yeah, you're a natural. Let's uh let's do it again. Because that was just me getting started. I need to like really practice. Okay? Ready? Do you like when I do this with my hand?
I just feel like touching your cheek makes it more intimate or something. And what if I sort of lean up against you? Yeah, like this, uh with my chest up against yours. Oh yeah, I can put my hands, um your shoulders. Um, you're you're really good at this. You are. I I'm not just saying that. I um I just I never knew that about you.
So what do you think about me? Uh am I a good kisser? Dude, not funny. You think I need more practice? I'll show you more practice. Get over here. Yeah, you know me well enough to know never to challenge me like that. I'm too competitive for my own good. So now I'm just gonna have to show you how good of a kisser I am.
Lie back. I know what I'm doing. It's just been a while, that's all. That's why I wanted practice. I how is this being like in your lap like this? Okay, that's good. I uh yeah, I it's nice feeling you under me. I'm I like it.
Yeah, you're damn it, you're a really good kisser. I guess that just means you have a lot to teach me, huh?
So show me. Kiss me like you really mean it.
Your hands in my hair. Yeah.
Well, your tongue thing you're doing with your tongue. Holy shit.
Biting my lip.
I uh pretend you didn't hear that. Shut up, you didn't hear anything. That was nothing. No, it wasn't a whimper, it was a clearing my throat. I was clearing my throat. Listen, you will not ever tell anyone that I whimpered. Okay? Okay? Who would you Who would believe you anyway, huh? Oh yeah, I heard her whimper while we were making out.
Ridiculous. Everyone knows we're best friends.
No one would ever believe we're making out. Because best friends don't kiss.
You know, something funny. I uh haven't thought about that guy I'm going on a date with for the last five minutes. Yeah. The entire reason I came over here in the first place. It's probably a bad sign. Hey, hey, uh look at me, look at me for a sec. You don't think this is weird, do you? Us kissing. I I don't think it's weird at all.
Yeah, I um I know I've been making a lot of jokes and I keep calling this practice, but uh uh yeah, uh you know what? Never mind, just forget it. Uh I'm being an idiot. What? What? I want to keep kissing. Don't give me that look. I I know that look that it's like you want to have a serious discussion, and I want to keep kissing.
You know, you're a terrible friend. You're bro, you're supposed to let me get away with being emotionally like stupid. It's literally in the best friend contract. What do you mean you want me to finish what I was saying?
unknown Oh god.
Okay, fine. I just Yeah, maybe I've wanted to kiss you for a long time, okay? And maybe I came up with this stupid excuse to do it. But maybe I didn't. And uh, you know, it it doesn't matter because I I think you really like kissing me, and uh I really like kissing you. So Yes, I was actually asked out on a date.
I didn't make that up. But I'm not really nervous about it. I just I don't really care. I was really interested in what your reaction was gonna be when I told you I had been asked out on a date. And uh Okay, okay, fine. If I'm being like super honest, I wanted to just I wanted to kiss you before I went out on this date and maybe kissed this other guy.
Because you always make me explain everything. I because I don't want to start dating this random guy if there's a there's a chance that you and I could date. God, I'm making this so complicated. I just I like kissing you, okay? I just found that out. And you know, I'm really not attached to this date that's coming up, and I would just really appreciate uh you helping me stop overthinking this and just kiss me again if that's what you want to do.
What? Do you want me to cancel the date? Yeah, I'll tell him um something suddenly came up. Um, well, you and I are busy tonight, so uh practicing kissing more. Right? So, are you gonna sit there looking all pleased with yourself or are you gonna kiss me again? Because I'm not really into asking twice.
Okay, fine. For you, maybe I will. You're lucky I like you. Seriously, you're like the luckiest guy in the world. If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it until the day I die. Got it? Good. Now, move over. I'm hanging out here tonight and you're ordering pizza. What? I just did so much emotional labor.
The least you can do is buy me pizza. And let me like cuddle with you. Yeah. Like that. You're a really good best friend. Thanks for helping me out, bestie. I knew I could count on you.