Club 520 - Jeff Teague WARNS LaMelo Ball & Anthony Edwards have "TOO MUCH PRESSURE" on T'Wolves, NBA MVP debate

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2:24 Shout out to Couchy, man. It's about that time. NBA season almost back. We got to make these predictions, man. MVP conversations.

2:29 How y'all feeling? The best time of the year. Yeah. Sport is playing. Baseball. Come on, man. AE. W playoffs. WNB. I don't know.

2:39 Jalen Brunson. I really think JT got something to say.

2:42 Oh, yeah. I got a call about that.

2:44 Jason Taylor might have something to say about this MVP shit. So, we'll see. We'll see.

2:50 The group chat had a good conversation, man. Y'all be building. All right, man. Lock in. Group chat been low. I said a lot of wild shit, too. Shout out to my boy Dante DiVincenzo, too. Get healthy, brother. He caught me talking about Minnesota.

3:05 Yeah.

3:05 He was like, yeah, boy, we nice. I said, I see y'all. I see y'all cooking up something.

3:09 I didn't count him out. I just didn't know when bro was, when.

3:11 He was returning. Yeah, I don't know either. He didn't give me a date.

3:14 He probably should. If I was down there, I would chill out. He thought he was going to holler at us, though. He thought they played the Pacers here. Obviously, it was at Iowa today. He thought they was going to hear us. I'm coming on the program. I'm coming to holler at y'all. He's like, damn, we playing at Iowa.

3:26 Yeah, playing at Iowa. I would say. Yeah, Tyrese brought all the student section tickets, too. Yeah, that was fire. That was fire.

3:31 Hey, Dante, you've been ducking and dodging, brother. We've heard that a couple times up here.

3:35 Yeah, I had an urge.

3:36 Give me some grace, though. Brody had a fatal injury.

3:39 Yeah, man. So, yeah, it's all love. For sure, man.

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4:12 How you doing, Nasty? Cooler, man.

4:14 Just gearing up for this concert, October 17th in Dallas.

4:20 Yeah. If y'all ain't around the area. Free promo. Free promo.

4:23 Pull up on you, boy.

4:25 You know. Everybody use your platform. Yeah.

4:27 Huncho, Amir, Z in there, though. We'll be in the Phillies.

4:30 The whole run.

4:31 I'm bringing the dogs out. The biggest in the city. What that nigga did on Steve Harvey. Pull up, man. If I don't answer my phone, it's still all love.

4:43 His phone will be broken from Friday to Sunday. That's how you can do it. It's at the Hendrix Experience. I just pull up to the front.

4:49 Yeah.

4:51 You go, huh? Oh, you know what?

4:53 Since I am going to the city with my tour mouth, your artists can, they can perform.

4:58 Oh, we got to open the act. Okay.

5:00 Yeah.

5:00 Hey, man. I'll charge them half price.

5:02 Open the act, you know, it's $ 1, 500.

5:04 I'll do something for you.

5:05 The evolution of Malcolm, this show has been amazing.

5:07 My boy guy's on management company now, man.

5:09 M & M Productions. Deuce, you ain't never seen nothing like this before.

5:12 Yeah, let them do the test run before we do the paperwork about it. Just take the money off top.

5:17 We'll figure out the rest of the money. Oh, my God.

5:20 Scan the money as usual, man. Get them tickets right now, man. It's going down in Dallas. Hey, the vibe's been high, man. Been seeing a lot of reposts, especially, you know, we got the desk on walk-up town. The people that pull up out of town.

5:30 It's crazy, man.

5:31 Yeah.

5:32 We really got to do it. We have to do a live show in Dallas to figure it out. The city love us, bro.

5:39 That's for real. Yeah, we done put up an email one time, had a good time. We got to spend a block.

5:43 That was Hennessy looking out for us, but we got to do our own show. That's a lot of love out there.

5:47 Nigga Politics, let's get it done. We've been talking about a collab for a while, man. It's time. We do got a show there, though. Not a live show. No, not a live show. Yeah, we got to do a live show.

5:57 Yeah, a live show. We really do less.

5:59 Oh, yeah.

6:00 No, we're just recording on the phone.

6:01 Yeah, we're going to be out there working as usual for sure, man. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho, Young T.

6:06 How you what? I'm chilling, man. I ain't going to lie. I'm excited, man. Good things happening, man. Good vibes in the air, man. What a change, man. It's kind of crazy for real. See where we started from? Yeah. Vibes are getting to it, man. It's kind of growing a lot. Hey, man. I ain't going to lie. We do a lot in a year.

6:21 I know we do a lot of working, but to sit back and look at some of the stuff we do, because last year, we had just got up here, right?

6:27 Mike was still worried about the sound. Hey, man. The first 520 in the morning set is still crazy.

6:33 It's the legendary moment, though, man. And it's a part of our journey. It's stuck to our journey forever.

6:39 Yes, bro.

6:39 What it took for us to get that desk downstairs that we don't know where it is now is hilarious. And we should bring that gentleman to the next spot we at just to keep that.

6:48 Yeah, man.

6:48 Get it off this one. Our girls say, who going to get that table up?

6:52 Get this guy off today. I'm talking about the gentleman.

6:55 No.

6:55 Tell him to pull up to the next.

6:57 Oh, no, no, no, no.

6:59 No, no, no.

6:59 We got to run it back. That was funny. For sure.

7:02 Hey, man, we're going to have some fun today, man. Let's get some drinks for her today. What's going on with it?

7:07 We got a special guest referee today. There you go, Trump. Special guest. He about to spill the drink.

7:16 Trump filled in today for Barbie, y'all, man.

7:18 Barbie got suspended, man. She got her own walking around. Okay, take it. Oh, my bad.

7:27 Here, grab your drink. Yours is the double cup.

7:29 There you go. There she go.

7:32 Yeah.

7:32 All right, what we got today? Any cup?

7:35 Oh, yeah.

7:36 Oh, shit. Okay, shit. Dita's there.

7:38 Get the program.

7:40 All right, what's going on?

7:41 It don't matter.

7:42 I just had a double cup for B-Han. You know, had to do it on some OG shit. Back to the OG days of 520 with the red cup.

7:52 This is the OG days. Sunglass.

7:55 Oh, yeah.

7:56 Oh, yeah.

7:59 I love what they turn into. All right, what's in this drink?

8:03 So, this is essentially, like, I call it in the cut.

8:07 Okay.

8:08 It's essentially a cherry lime marita, basically.

8:11 Okay.

8:12 We got the cut water.

8:13 Cut dog.

8:14 Some lemonade and some grenadine.

8:17 All right, okay.

8:19 Okay.

8:19 Hey, they tried judging me here, and they was like, why are you going to all these events getting cut dogs? First of all, watch your mouth. It's a great beverage. You know what I'm saying? Wonderful time.

8:26 It's already cold and ready, and most places just pull up Set the vibes off for sure, man.

8:30 That's the tailgate.

8:31 Right.

8:31 I ain't saying this just because, you know, cold water is our family now, but that damn near be the best beverage, baby. Kanye is really, that's the only thing I got to say about Kanye. I ain't been drinking like that, but him not having no liquor at that show was kind of wacky.

8:47 Oh, he did?

8:47 Man, it really wasn't popping like that. The liquor section was weak and the cold water was everywhere, though.

8:53 Well, I will tell you this. There was a liquor section. You just had to know where it was. Oh, okay. See, that was different. If you don't, you know. But nah, they sold us down that whole concert for sure. The bomb. We went to the whole limit concert. DJ had one. I was damn near hurt. For real?

9:08 Yeah.

9:08 DJ going to find that cup water. Find the cup, dog. And I was out of pocket, though, because I had the double cup, and I poured it in there because it was not going for me having a can in my hand. That's why it's just funny to hear like they're part of the team now.

9:20 Love it. Come on, man. I love it. Good vibes for sure.

9:22 All right, Mike, man. Let's get to it, man. My boy over there smashing for sure. We can go back to the shoot conversation a little bit later.

9:29 Hands all greasy. Damn, nigga. Double napkin.

9:34 Malcolm eating his shit from four days ago.

9:36 Yeah, that door to ass is not fresh. Actually, is that fresh? I ain't seen Malcolm eat fresh food in probably two months. For sure. We can go to the door to ass video. This is for being, man.

9:46 My boy was staying at the hotel and we done all been through this stuff before. He wore like $ 50 worth of food and I guess he didn't come get it and the lady downstairs smashed it.

9:54 Please cut it. I've been so mad. But nobody's sending you up nothing now. Okay. Yeah, I think to you. I think somebody.

10:12 I just got $ 50 on Mexican food.

10:14 Is that you want?

10:15 I mean, I wasn't expecting for somebody to wait two hours.

10:18 And then walk in and break me off. You wait two hours and then get this shit.

10:21 But you ate somebody else's food?

10:25 I'm sorry? You ate somebody else's food?

10:27 Yeah, you didn't order.

10:28 Somebody order? Well, that somebody is me. I ordered Mexican food.

10:32 You ate it, right?

10:34 We ain't trying to fool, right? Yeah, she made her ass fool. That don't matter. It don't matter how long you in it. That ain't funny. That happened to me in L.A. No, we're just talking. We went to, where were we staying at in L.A. that one time? And we had ate that.

10:51 That nice ass hole shit?

10:52 Yeah, where all the, I had ordered the food and they had took it and put it in the back.

10:57 So I'm like, damn. You know, I ain't asking. I'm like, damn, my food.

10:59 I was like, damn, so I just ordered some quick Chick-fil-A after that. I'm like, let me get some Chick-fil-A. And then the same thing happened. I came downstairs. I was like, hey, man, did y'all find some food? And they was like, yeah, some Chick-fil-A. I was like, man, did some other food come earlier?

11:12 And dude, look, he was like, was it Lolo's? Or no, what's the other chicken waffle spot? Not Lolo's. Rostko's.

11:19 Huh?

11:19 Rostko's. He's like, did you order some Rostko's? I was like, yeah, he was like, ah, damn. I was like, you ate it? He was like, I didn't think nobody did the same thing. Well, that's foolishness. I was like, damn. But it was like three hours later. That's insane. Do you eat DoorDash?

11:39 When I'm at work, I DoorDash, yeah.

11:40 What do you eat DoorDash?

11:42 Like, Joella's or Qdoba.

11:45 I ain't heard of Joella's. What? She got a good palate. What's Joella's?

11:50 It's like a chicken.

11:51 Hot chickens? They got chicken and waffles too, don't they?

11:53 Uh-huh.

11:54 It's pretty good. So be here.

11:55 Even though he waited two hours to come get that food, he was entitled to do that.

11:59 Nah, bro. I'll just.

12:00 Let me see the bag. And I'll just throw it at that bitch. Don't eat my fucking food, bro.

12:05 You don't want it after two hours. Yeah, I do. If I'm coming down there... Two hours? Yes, nigga.

12:14 I've been stuck with y'all, girl. And I had some food for like... Probably about an hour waiting on me, bro. We were supposed to leave somewhere. I pre-ordered it at the hotel. My shit was there, thank God, but yeah, I need that.

12:28 Respect.

12:29 What's an acceptable time for them to wait to get rid of it?

12:33 It's no, listen, wait till I check out.

12:38 Nah, this now just about to be here until you leave me. No, it's not.

12:42 No, look, read the name. I might just say Brandon Hendricks. Look me up and see when I leave this motherfucker. Don't throw my food away, bro.

12:55 That's crazy.

12:56 Yeah, but I'm saying this is gone, bro.

13:01 This smell too good.

13:02 So y'all wouldn't have been mad at her?

13:03 I would have felt the way.

13:05 Two hours, I don't want the food anyway, but you got me fucked up. My state is free, bro. Your workers eat my food, man.

13:12 Feed this bitch, bro. She said she was going to pay for it. You didn't have a choice. You ate it. It was your order. That's insane, bro. That's disrespectful.

13:22 And I love when you ask somebody what method of payment they have, they're going to always say no.

13:26 Yeah, I was confused by the conversation. Because you should already, if you eat somebody's food, look at the thing, at least have a dub ready. Like, shit, I know you was. I figured you would come down sometime and go to that 50.

13:37 Y'all know I just learned how to do the tap the phone shit. Y'all remember y'all telling me about that?

13:43 Tap the phone on what?

13:44 Like put your card in your phone, what's that? Yeah. Y'all just learned that shit, man. That's tight. Like how you have your card on your phone. Yeah, that shit hard. Way too fond of my Bluetooth. I got Bluetooth. I got that. How he act? He's supposed to have one on his ear right now. The fuck?

14:02 Act like my boy Darnell. I used to be scared. Like I was going to like, somebody was going to be able to do something.

14:07 You know what you used to do in your life and you scared to tap your phone? Nah, you know how people can get to your phone and take your shit? Yeah. Yeah, I used to be like, nah, I ain't putting no card on my phone. But I did that shit.

14:19 He's like, why you always flicking that wallet out?

14:23 Like that behind you.

14:26 That nigga, who said that was you?

14:28 He was like, why you always got your big ass wallet? That motherfucker make so much noise.

14:33 Damn.

14:34 Motherfucker sound like a nunchuck, nigga. Y'all, so y'all all use the card. I mean, y'all phone. Yeah. Yeah. I'm new. Thankfully. That's crazy, man.

14:46 Tap the Bay is amazing. I really have some great things to do, bro.

14:52 Oh, Mike still got his Ridge. Oh, yeah. Mike definitely still got his Ridge. He gave all of ours.

15:00 Yeah, I never received mine. The Johnson Ridge, though.

15:03 His guy literally walked in with one with JT on it.

15:08 Damn, it was important. You know, I gave him all the positions on it. His dad was like, boy, this is nice right here. That's mine. It ain't no Chargers. It's cool, though. Damn, it is that time of the year, man. All gift-giving? All time of the year. I mean, we... Nah, it's got a little ways to go. We got Thanksgiving.

15:27 You got to start planning out, boy, in this economy. Gas is crazy, food crazy. I know everybody think about Christmas right now, boy. That fourth quarter, it get tricky.

15:34 I'll start November 1st every year.

15:36 Tina, what you cooking for Thanksgiving? I know you be cooking.

15:39 Up I'm probably gonna bring the mac and cheese mac and cheese and deviled eggs be my.

15:46 My contribution so you the one.

15:47 With those mac and cheese is a very high honor and responsibility in the household cause if the mac and cheese the whole entire function you the one.

15:54 For sure I'm that girl I'm the mac girl two to three depending on who coming Yeah.

16:01 Big foil pens, right? Yeah. Yeah.

16:03 Y'all whole family be coming because it's not to be in y'all family here, but like, y'all got a lot of people.

16:09 Yeah, we all be there.

16:10 Uh-huh. Everybody. You know, it's 21 of them. Of just siblings? Yeah. No. They're going to say, damn.

16:17 It's eight of us.

16:18 It's like, yeah.

16:20 Okay, cool.

16:21 So, yeah.

16:21 He said, pops to the nigga, but he got 21 of them.

16:25 Niggas don't miss.

16:25 That came from the same lady.

16:27 I'm going to try a turkey this year, too.

16:29 I want to do that.

16:30 You know how Yeah, frying turkey, it's easy, though. It's like frying chicken. You just take a little longer, though.

16:36 Okay. You just take a little longer. As a nigga who don't fry anything, that sounds like a daunting task.

16:40 You just take it, nigga. You drop it in that bitch slow.

16:43 Slow, slow, slow.

16:45 Put the top on her, and she'll do her thing.

16:47 When y'all going to do the cooking show? Because it seems like y'all both know what y'all doing. I'm trying to be the first guest and have a plate.

16:54 We'll do that when we, you know, this new endeavor.

16:57 Yeah, okay.

16:58 The load up, for sure. I'm going to have a kitchen about this big. So, yeah, we're going to make it happen. Me and her had a show out the gate anyway. Our OG Patreon members.

17:06 Yeah, that was amazing.

17:07 We sure did.

17:08 Yeah, that was great.

17:09 It got a little crazy. Limited series, for sure. It's a limited series. Yes, for sure.

17:17 I think we should bring it back, though. There ain't one sitting around.

17:20 Yeah, we'll razzle that.

17:23 Just y'all don't start with deviled eggs. Deviled eggs are one of the worst I've ever seen. I never understood the deviled eggs thing.

17:31 She can be my guest for sure.

17:33 Yeah, because she can cook for real. I'll be seeing her posts and stuff. I'll be like, I ask her every time, like, who made that?

17:38 You do be saying that.

17:39 I'm like, who do you think made it?

17:42 Who better between you and your sister?

17:47 I'm more of the, I'm more of like the cook. Everybody looks at me as like the cook in a family. So it's not like.

17:54 Okay. She's the help. So she brings.

17:57 She don't even help.

17:58 I'll go over her house, cook and serve and leave. She don't be doing it, but making TikToks or whatever.

18:06 Well, I can see that.

18:08 Yeah.

18:08 I can see that. I thought my dog was in the kitchen though.

18:11 Respect.

18:13 Making some content for sure. All right, in the TV world, Mike, Reasonable Doubt, have you tapped in yet? The new season of Reasonable Doubt is super fire. Tina, while you're here, I want to ask everybody this question. So, basically, the end of the last season, she got popped.

18:26 She got shot.

18:27 She's in the hospital, right? She has a law practice. Her husband went to her other nigga, essentially, right? They're not together, but they had... Her other nigga's Morris Chestnut, by the way, too. I was like, damn, that's tough. As your nigga, your wife, other nigga being Morris Chestnut, you're going to take that L.

18:42 He's a lawyer, too.

18:43 So he had to reach out to Morris Chestnut to be like, hey, my wife, she going through what she going through, but she about to lose her practice.

18:49 Can you come fill in?

18:50 Is it out of pocket to ask? Is it out of pocket to be in that scenario?

18:54 I love that.

18:56 Teamwork make the dream work.

18:57 And that's what a lot of women have been saying all the time. They be like, dang, I love when both my niggas get along for the common good. And I think that's been crazy. You look confused me here? Her current husband, right? She had to reach out to Morris Chestnut. Now, they didn't officially hoop, but they had a little thing.

19:14 You know what I'm saying? The vibe was hot.

19:16 But he had to reach out to bro and say, hey, I know you're the one who can make sure her business will be here when she get back.

19:20 Can you come hold me down? All right, man.

19:23 Shout out to Kalshi, our new business partners, man. Listen, it is an exchange where you can trade on any event. We ain't talking about just sports. We ain't going to pop culture, politics, whatever, man. How you feeling?

19:33 I love it, man. You can do trades. You can do politics.

19:35 You know what I mean? The house calls. It's up to you. Come on, man.

19:38 Mook, we ain't just talking about sports no more, man. We can get into the BET Awards. We can go see who got album of the year, college basketball coming up, man. We can bet on Kentucky too, man.

19:46 Oh, yeah. You know we got to tap in, man. They covering everything across the board, huh? Yes, sir, man.

19:50 Let's get to it, T. Listen, man, for $ 25, you got to promo code CLUB520. What do they get, man? They get an extra $ 25. Yeah.

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19:57 So you can put that $ 25 towards Luka probably winning MVP this year and get you some free chicken.

20:02 Come on, man. You can bet yes or no on the predictions. CLUB520. Use that promo code. Trade responsibly. Also, wow. He the best.

20:10 He the second best.

20:11 He down.

20:13 He's also getting married. Morris Chestnut is about to get married. So he gets this call on his bachelor party. And his wife was like, you know, we get married too. And he's like, all right, I'll be back.

20:23 So he left his wife. So his wife knows that he got another girl too?

20:27 They're not together at all. They just used to vibe. It's just crazy that he had to call.

20:31 I don't know. Another thing to fix the family. Reasonable though. A fire TV show. Tap you. If you don't know what you're doing, you got to call somebody and know what they're doing.

20:39 Yeah.

20:40 I ain't mad at it. I wouldn't call that nigga.

20:43 A lot of people said the women, of course, they loved it because they said teamwork makes the dream work. Both my niggas love me to get it done. But then a lot of people were just like, you got to have a lot of humility to let your ego to the side.

20:52 God is reverse. You okay with that?

20:54 I feel like women come together all the time for men.

20:58 Like, if they get locked up or something.

21:03 That too.

21:04 I mean....

21:07 It get like that.

21:08 Stay down.

21:08 Stay down. That's really it.

21:09 I just feel like women come together.

21:11 For the common good to help they man all the time. So it's cool. So if your nigga call his other shorty to Goddamn. Hold it down. Hold it down.

21:37 We got to collab to, yeah, to, yeah.

21:40 Damn.

21:42 I'll take one for the team.

21:44 Now, some more of this context.

21:46 At the end of last season, the husband who made this call was also caught cheating with his neighbor.

21:51 Oh, he ain't got no choice. Oh, okay. So he's, Oh, yeah. He came to the situation a little bit different. There it was. That's true defense. I ain't watching that shit. Nah, bro, you'll enjoy it. It's a fire show. That's a really good show. I'm not saying that. Tank is the new, he's on the new season as well. It's hilarious, bro.

22:07 He's being tanked. Was this by Tyler Perry? No, absolutely not. Respectfully. No. Is it on Netflix? No, it's on Hulu, I believe. Okay. Yeah, bro, it's a fire show. Who shot this many black people on that show? Bro, the cast is fire, bro. The first season has Michael Ealy and he is on some Michael Ealy shit, bro.

22:24 Oh, God.

22:25 You like Michael Ealy? Yes, bro.

22:26 That movie with him and Kevin Hart is fire.

22:28 Which one?

22:30 Damn. It's Michael Ealy, Kevin Hart, Regina Hall.

22:34 Gary Owens.

22:36 And another girl. Nah, Gary Owens ain't in this one.

22:39 About last night. Last night. That's my shit. That's back when I was going to the movies. You like this shit? About last night. Oh, yeah. I love this movie. Yeah, man. That's when he was a chef. Yeah.

22:48 No, a chef don't think like a man. That's when he was trying to date Taraji P. Henson.

22:54 Yeah. All I think about Mike is when he does some kids out the window.

22:57 The only thing I didn't like about last night, he cracked her and she got up. I said, ooh, that ain't a good scene right there.

23:04 Who, Regina Hall? The other girl.

23:06 She was a little bony, but outside of that, that's a pretty good movie, though. That's a pretty good movie.

23:12 I think Regina Hall is so fun. She's fire. Legend, bro.

23:15 Her new pic she just put on Twitter.

23:17 Regina Hall got legendary.

23:18 She's grabbing a wall, like, turning around.

23:20 I said, wow.

23:22 I hope my girl. She's in a Hall of Famer at 60, bro. I hope my girl cheeks look like that at 60.

23:26 She is gorgeous to me. You see Mary J.

23:28 Blige?

23:29 I haven't looked. She was on vacation.

23:32 Good hell damage. Her and Taraji in there bullshitting on the pool or something.

23:36 Yeah, Taraji be bullshitting. Mary J. Blige?

23:38 I say, yeah, I hope Mary don't get caught up in no bullshit. She need to stay free. I need a shot.

23:45 Do you a gun, Mary Dow?

23:47 What? Y'all got to help me get big on this podcast. No.

23:52 I'm trying to two-step. Yeah.

23:56 Oh.

23:57 That's Mary. Crispy chicken.

24:00 You don't really like hell damage and shit like that.

24:02 I'm with all that.

24:04 Give me the hell damage, the goddammit, the tiger stripes, coochie sweater, all that.

24:11 That's 60, cuz. I'm with Mary J.

24:14 I ain't mad at you for that. You want something a little bit more smooth. I know how you are, boy. Nah.

24:23 He gave to people that's like 60 years old.

24:27 I don't think Regina Hall is 60, by the way.

24:31 She's close, bro.

24:32 She's like 50. She's in her 50s. 53, probably. How old is like.

24:36 She was, nigga, she was grown in Malibu's most wanted. Yeah.

24:40 How old is. She probably like 50. Sanaa Lathan's old. She's 55, brother.

24:47 Sanaa Lathan's old. I believe Sanaa Lathan's crazy. What's the brat's sister name? Lisa Rae.

24:54 Yeah.

24:56 She cold, too.

24:57 Somebody do a Maury makeover on the brat. Give me the brat.

25:00 Oh, no. Okay. Sanaa Lathan's 55 as well.

25:05 The brat probably fully tapped into, you know what I mean, the boy, but the brat was cold.

25:13 It's not like it's fine. Yeah, it's not like it's fine. What's the whole miniature of Dave? Old man? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow.

25:24 I'm something.

25:25 He's popping it.

25:26 What's the whole miniature of Dave?

25:30 Like 60. I don't know.

25:32 I think Morris Chestnut is cute. I always thought he was cute.

25:35 You like Shamar Moore, them old niggas like that?

25:37 Lorenz Tate, fine.

25:39 Jay-Z, old.

25:42 He's not fine, though.

25:44 I'm just saying my old niggas. Morris Chesnutt is 57? Morris Chesnutt is 57.

25:49 Niggas get old. Hey, Morris Chesnutt has been a nigga for a long time. Well, this is September 70. Taye Diggs. Old nigga.

25:54 Oh, okay, yeah.

25:55 I'll be here.

25:56 Taye Diggs has a new movie out. Are you happy to tap in, bro?

25:59 Morris Chesnutt nigga hit me with his fedora in the club.

26:03 I'm off Taye Diggs.

26:03 Taye Diggs, 55?

26:04 He was turd.

26:05 He was turd.

26:09 That nigga gave me a hundred though I think I'm not one of the hoes that hit me nigga what's going on fat ass hat on that.

26:17 Nigga had a big ass backpack full of money and.

26:19 I was just oh man oh god he was just dead see my man cuz gave me a hundred.

26:25 He said good looking that shit was hilarious.

26:27 Bro that was random we never seen that nigga in the club though.

26:39 That was a random ass.

26:40 Day too on my life bro and he had no business being right there at all he was in that fedora and that backpack causing havoc bro I was like you know you're out of pocket right he's like for what I said I'm on y'all he said respect that was a funny moment with Tay man Y'all see that Tubi movie with a girl?

27:03 It's been running around on Instagram. I don't got Twitter. But she got up and she farted in the girl's face. And she shot. What? Damn. It's a Tubi movie, bro. This is random. I was like, bitch, did you fart? She said, bitch, did you fart? And Pop smoked her. Y'all got to see it, though. It's funny. Yeah. I mean, it's Tubi.

27:24 So the Tubi graphics are amazing.

27:26 It's disrespectful.

27:27 It was hella funny. I'm still trying to be in a Tubi movie, bro. I'm getting on my road, bro. It's crazy, bro.

27:34 I'm nothing, DJ.

27:35 No, you will respect 2B, bro. 2B is a quality place, bro. They have all the fire shows. All the fire movies are OD, bro. The Dirty D is one of the craziest shows you will ever watch. Bro, it was crazy. That's fair enough there.

27:49 All right.

27:50 You find this video? I don't know how you're going to find it. Drop watch TV shows, too. What TV shows you be tapping into?

27:56 Right now, the drop.

27:59 The drop is fire. I was going to bring that up as well.

28:03 It is funny how, like, Black shows bring up Black trauma and, like, reminisce of everything that people may not understand because, spoiler alert, if you haven't seen the episode, it's always funny when you find out a Black family who really is somebody's parent.

28:14 Like, you've been calling somebody Big Mama the whole time, like, actually, that's your mama. Yeah.

28:18 My cousin's father, his uncle was his daddy. That was a wild... I just sent it to you, Mike.

28:23 Yeah, that is.

28:24 That's some real Black shit, though.

28:25 That's true.

28:26 Yeah, find out your uncle is really your daddy on some Bernie Mac shit that's crazy.

28:29 I never understood that shit, though.

28:32 What?

28:32 Like, why your daddy just want to be your daddy? Like, why you want to be my uncle? Because it's just easier. How much better to be your uncle?

28:38 Yeah, because it's just a lot easier, too.

28:41 How is it easier?

28:44 Nigga, if I could be my kid's uncle, if Sia, Sky, and Bobby could call me Uncle Brandon, you know I would love that shit.

28:53 Tap in and tap out.

28:54 Yeah, check this out. Tooby, what's going on? Here we go. She farted.

29:04 In the laundry?

29:04 She shouldn't smoke, though. That's for it.

29:10 That's for it.

29:10 I was at 10 for like 20 minutes.

29:13 Man, farting in lingerie, that was just open air.

29:16 Or mid, bro.

29:16 Have you ever farted in lingerie?

29:18 Damn.

29:18 I guess you can't ask us.

29:34 We ain't got no laundry no but I didn't I done farted on broke niggas in a club when I used to dance.

29:40 Come on, man. Sorry.

29:41 That thing literally been shitty.

29:44 Just like that. Why you doing that though?

29:46 Why?

29:47 Yeah, just cause I ain't got no pastry. That is the craziest shit out of the world. Oh, she smell good now. No, she don't. Because I got no white. You got no paper?

30:07 Yeah. You done called me over here for no reason.

30:12 So niggas used to do y'all like this. Oh, he'd be like this and pull out the two hot singles.

30:16 Like, all right, cuz. I got some.

30:18 But like, how much? Okay, so we here now.

30:21 Here we are.

30:22 I got something for you, cuz.

30:25 So if I do this, if I call you over here, I hear the DJ.

30:31 Back that ass up. It's three minutes.

30:35 Like, how much is that worth?

30:37 Like, hey, when it's like this and in front of.

30:40 You, like in front of you, I don't get on.

30:42 I feel like you need to throw at least like 200.

30:47 Damn, for three minutes?

30:48 Yes.

30:49 You ain't, I don't listen. I don't, I told you I didn't want you, I got all that glitter. I don't want you on me. Just right here.

30:54 Right, yeah. I don't want to go with it. So $ 200, $ 300?

30:58 At least throw like $ 200. On a light night, you could throw a whole bundle of $ 100.

31:04 At least.

31:05 I got to go to Vice City, man. Wow. That'll get you a $ 25. See, I'm not.

31:09 Like the home for the $ 5 table dancing?

31:11 I don't like strip clubs. I don't know nothing.

31:13 I don't know strip club etiquette at all, but I just find $ 200 for three minutes. Woo!

31:18 That's tough.

31:20 I mean, it's an experience.

31:22 What you sitting here tucking in ones when you can wear them?

31:26 Them jackets come out in the morning. You about to experience that video?

31:31 I can wear them before I go to the pod, the church, to the club. You shake your ass and I can't do that. It's $ 200?

31:38 Damn!

31:40 $ 40.

31:40 I said on a light night it could be like $ 100.

31:44 It could be like $ 100.

31:45 You should put something like a bundle of ones.

31:50 She said, weigh it. Don't count it. It's a bundle. It's a strap. Strap of one. It's per den.

31:55 I mean, if you make it look good, I can keep on going for like another song.

32:00 I'll work with you.

32:02 Okay. What if you find me attractive? Does that matter?

32:04 No. Oh.

32:07 Yeah, if you look back like, hey, I look good. You know what?

32:11 I just never knew it was time to leave.

32:14 Like, I never knew when I knew it was time to leave.

32:20 Oh, you know, you hit that quota.

32:22 When they no more, when you get smacked in the butt with no, they don't feel no, they don't put.

32:27 That little ball up.

32:28 That's my, when that little nigga gets a crawling up, grabbing all the ones and shit, I used to hate them niggas.

32:33 That same one that's been in your hand, just finally fall out.

32:36 Yeah, yeah.

32:36 When you just start nagging her butt while the music playing, she going to just.

32:40 So what's a good night in the club? Like, what's that type of night? Is that an eight hour? What's the shift? Is it like four to eight hours?

32:47 How do we get here?

32:47 Probably like, I probably used to spend like three hours in there.

32:50 Okay.

32:51 Like, get there around midnight, then it close at three.

32:54 Okay.

32:55 Probably.

32:57 If I don't make, especially if it's like a weekend and I don't make $ 1, 500, I'm mad.

33:05 Now, you might be on the max deal area. Now, what is it like for the matinee?

33:09 What's the... No, no, no. The bottom girl.

33:13 No, no, no.

33:14 Let's do the bottom girl on the 12 to 3, though.

33:17 I don't know.

33:17 I've heard girls say they don't make their tip out back before.

33:23 Which is the money you got to pay to work.

33:25 How much does it cost to work?

33:31 I don't know.

33:32 It used to cost like $ 100, depending on what time.

33:35 You get there.

33:36 You could pay like $ 50 to like maybe $ 150, $ 200, depending on what time you get there.

33:42 They made $ 100? Somebody call her daddy. You can't come back. Think about it.

33:50 You just said you're not giving her no money for $ 350. Yeah, that's me. I ain't supposed to be there. I'm not involved.

33:56 But the nigga does the, I get why she pooping on niggas and shit because we seen you last week.

34:02 You should have brought another 20. Well, the nickname was Melvin on Thursday. That nigga, Mario, trying to go home with you.

34:10 Did you imagine being a stripper working three hours and not making $ 100? Jesus Christ.

34:14 That's got to be your last day.

34:17 I can't imagine working and not making $ 100 a day. Imagine going to work at oil money.

34:24 Who make the most money, the girls on the pole or the girls who dance in front of people?

34:29 Probably, I don't know. It just depends.

34:31 Was you a polar or you?

34:32 No.

34:33 Polar. Was not a polar.

34:36 You're not a polar either? I knew her when she was back there when she was young trying, you know. Yeah. She never really danced, you know.

34:43 I got this one little one-two for you.

34:46 Yeah.

34:47 It worked. It worked.

34:48 It worked.

34:49 Fuck it.

34:50 I just feel like if I was a stripper connoisseur, like, you got to get on that pole. You got to twirl. You want this 200?

34:56 Got to twirl. No, because you said it's an experience. Your experience is shitball. No, no, no. You said I got a little one-two. You want me to throw 200? You bullshitting.

35:05 We about to put the gloves on.

35:07 But sometimes people will come in a club just to tip you, like you, the experience is.

35:12 Yeah, that's the overly horny nigga.

35:14 No.

35:14 No, they just come to converse.

35:16 Yeah, on that pole, be a poler.

35:18 That's the overly horny nigga. Be a poler. That go to the pole and watch you.

35:21 Nigga, a nigga, you're super horny going to the club just to pay her 200 and leave.

35:26 Then talk to her. Conversation's on.

35:28 See, I ain't read, I don't know nothing about this.

35:30 But Behan said, if you go up there and you box some niggas out to get to the stage, it's nasty. Nigga.

35:35 Sometimes. If it's a slow night, I'll talk to you.

35:39 Dude, you sat on his lap? Like, what the fuck are we talking about?

35:42 She said no. Niggas, you're not even nice.

35:45 We about to sit here and chop it up.

35:47 You catch a game, dude?

35:50 She's like, oh, you think that people get it?

35:53 If this is a strip club vibe, I'm nothing.

35:56 You don't do it anymore, nigga.

35:59 Fuck that.

35:59 That shit lame, bro. Somebody need to tell that nigga that. I want you to strip club to talk to a motherfucker for 200.

36:05 Be here. It's almost Christmas, man. Let him cook. Hey, it's a culture.

36:09 That's how the game goes.

36:09 It's just a culture. And that's here, too. Atlanta.

36:12 Yeah, it's just a culture. People go to the strip club to eat, chill, talk. We go to the strip club and we eat. They got the best wings. Let's go get them. Trop, sit your ass down because you know me. You want to say hi. I ain't giving you $ 200 if you need something.

36:27 Yeah, you ain't in that culture.

36:28 Different strokes for different folks.

36:30 Like, when you in that culture, it's just like, it's just what it is. Yeah, them J's you was talking about just went up there.

36:36 Yeah, like. And then you just take my money and you just leave. You don't even make that motherfucker while you walking away or nothing.

36:44 It don't do that.

36:45 I'm like, all right, girl, you shake.

36:46 It's going to be there anyway. She shank up with a nigga 200 to have a... Man.

36:52 I'm tapped out, though, so y'all got it. I don't want to... I grew up in Atlanta a little bit, so... Yeah, but when I went to the strip club with y'all, I was all over that.

37:03 Oh, God. I'm just telling the truth. When I went in, I'm like, oh, this is pretty cool. This ain't too bad.

37:13 How many ones did you get?

37:15 I don't know.

37:17 One night I gave Mac like three or four hundred. I went crazy one night when he was having a ball.

37:23 For real though, this was a real night and it was a slow night.

37:27 Oh God, we had a good time.

37:29 Three or four. Jeff did for a G. I'm good for it, G. I don't agree. Back in my Atlanta, baby.

37:36 In Atlanta, what a fuck is new?

37:38 They're coming to club.

37:39 He's getting $ 1, 000 and not a dollar over. One of our friends walked up.

37:45 I was like, damn, we must got some money in this motherfucker. That bitch took off our whole blue jean outfit. She wasn't even supposed to be at work.

37:51 Oh, Jesus. Let me dress.

37:54 Oh.

37:55 Oh, God.

37:57 Oh, Lord.

37:59 That girl, y'all put on that motherfucking jean outfit.

38:01 Oh, God.

38:02 She took the hardest way off for y'all.

38:04 Oh, God. Did you get a horrible? Oh, shit. I did. I used to get $ 1, 000. Oh, man.

38:10 But that's because I was only coming in there to talk to people.

38:14 I wouldn't. I don't get dances or nothing. Yeah.

38:17 So $ 1, 000 off conversation for real.

38:21 Kind of though, bro.

38:21 But you probably want to fucking dance.

38:23 You probably.

38:25 I remember one time we pre-game before we went out it was the Pure Passion West we was there like 15 minutes oh yeah and he walked in that old lady walked up to us he said hey I ain't gonna lie and he went with that old ass music.

38:38 I'm like I know your son.

38:42 Why are you dancing you were from my ghetto why are you in.

38:46 Here dancing I know who you're talking about what the.

38:48 Fuck that's why I can't go to church it's just this city been like destroying me bro Respect, though, bro.

38:55 Hey, man, get a high five.

38:56 If we go to Dallas, man, we're going to... Tray and them could probably find one. If y'all want to go, we can go to one.

39:02 I just want to see your slipcover etiquette. I got to think about it.

39:05 Me, too, at this point.

39:06 We could get, like....

39:09 Me and Lou are not cool enough.

39:11 We have to turn the mic off. Me and Lou. Y'all not cool enough. That's your team. I don't want to talk. Now they can't go nowhere. Well, I know. Bruce Prichard. We didn't go, though. I told Trey to sit down. I mean, we don't got to go with Dallas. That's too close. We got a busy night. You'll be working tonight. I ain't working to do it. We can try another night. I mean, if night camp go on. Club, we can't do it. Let's try Miami. You ever been to True Club in Miami? Yes. With them.

39:35 Yeah, y'all.

39:35 With them.

39:36 Yeah.

39:37 Y'all want to do it?

39:38 Okay. Focus on me. Focus on me. Why did you say that? Why did you say that? Hey.

39:44 Yeah, I learned from this.

39:49 What's the what's the name of that club Boomy Trap yeah Boomy Trap oh my god Indianapolis what the hell.

39:57 What it on oh it be it oh it be it.

40:01 Those girls I was like sure one girl nigga split her phone like this she couldn't even speak English I texted.

40:08 Her oh man what that motherfucker.

40:18 Hey, that was a good recommendation.

40:19 They got some shit in there.

40:21 Yeah.

40:21 That shit's premium. Beautiful city, baby. I ain't gonna lie, that might be number one.

40:26 Yeah.

40:28 It's number one?

40:29 And I was chilling. I was going with these niggas. I said, I'm a contradiction. It ain't a bad time nowhere in there, man.

40:36 No. Nah.

40:37 Goddamn Bottle Girls was premium. Hey, you talking about that 200 for three minutes drop in there, boy.

40:43 Oh, I'll get a little faster. That shot clock got hard. Right quick, I'll use an A-mix one time.

40:47 Oh, shit. I don't care. I don't care.

40:50 Damn.

40:50 It take me to the back. Damn, they got niggas pictures of us.

40:55 Wow.

40:55 You want to take a picture? I'll look. You hang me. Put me up there. Damn. I'll get 10,000. That's crazy, bro. Oh, man.

41:05 Good Vox for sure, man. Vox when we off the court adventures for sure coming soon. Trout, we appreciate you.

41:12 It's awesome. Thank you so much, bro. Tap in for sure. That whole thing. He just farted on the way out. That's hilarious. Uh-oh.

41:18 Going back to the two-minute moment. Hey, man, please go to this video before we get to the sports, man. This is Indiana represent us bad. This old lady was in the courthouse doing donuts drunk out of her mind. This shit is hilarious, bro. At 68, so they don't know what to do with her. She is in here wilding, bro.

41:36 She at the courthouse. She going to jail, kid. What is she doing there for?

41:45 Well, she's in a 0-4 Impala causing havoc in that court yard for no reason, bro.

41:50 Why? Yeah, I don't know what case she was fighting, but she lost.

41:55 Man, what the fuck?

41:57 I ain't going to lie. It's like Kool-Aid.

42:00 Yeah, that shit is good.

42:01 Yeah, I was like, that shit tastes good. All right, man. Tap in for sure with the cut dog. All right, man.

42:05 Let's get to it, man. Lethal Shooter. He said he don't make content. He out here with Martin Lawrence getting his jumper right, man. Please play this. He understands it now.

42:13 But Martin? It's good to see Martin moving around. Absolutely, bro.

42:21 Hell yeah.

42:22 Everybody love Fast and Furious.

42:25 Make sure you're breathing.

42:27 Make sure you're breathing. Wrist down a little bit.

42:35 Yes, sir.

42:36 A little? A little. Hold on, Ray.

42:39 You know who I thought was going to be so tall when I met him?

42:45 Jeezy. Oh, my life. I thought Jeezy was going to be like six foot.

42:49 Yeah.

42:49 I met that nigga years. Five, six. Facts, bro. I was like, damn, you had to sell drugs. You're shorter than a monster.

42:56 Yeah, he little as hell.

42:57 Well, I never doubted the gun bars either. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, you had to. He was not interested in throwing hands, brother. You got that, brother.

43:03 Nah, he getting to it for sure. All right, what we got next, man? Shout out to Marloris, man. Good to see him looking good for sure.

43:07 Hell yeah. Hey, my boy Paul Pierce, his shot at eating a little. He said the price was too high to be here. He had to get a laugh with it.

43:15 It's bad. If it is, don't say it. I'm not saying it.

43:17 I'm reading it.

43:18 I'm reading it.

43:19 I'm like, it's bad.

43:20 It's bad.

43:21 It's bad. It's bad.

43:22 It's bad. It's bad.

43:23 It's bad.

43:24 It's bad.

43:24 It's bad.

43:33 Yeah, it's always. That's how social media is, honestly. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah.

43:37 Your next one is in, you're not doing a poker shit until the box?

43:41 But that's in December, right? We can stop it here, man. Paul Pierce begins to be arranged his whole life, Lou. Still ain't stopped, man. We're trying to gun her down.

44:05 Trying to gun her down on the street. OG, man.

44:08 I love Paul. What are you saying? You're talking about India Love. I ain't really mom. I ain't really mom.

44:16 I think that's more like my age. Yeah, I was going to say, it's definitely my age group for sure.

44:19 She that young? I'm something. You something? You something on India Love? She's been around a long time, but she is rather young for sure. I didn't know that. We just met her at a very young age, unfortunately. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Is she 30? Oh, she ain't that bad. I never knew what she did, though. I don't either. Just look nice.

44:37 IG. I mean, she's been popping. Her stream be popping, though. Our family, I guess they, I mean, in California, that was a big deal. But she been, we've been knowing about her on the internet for a long time.

44:46 Yeah, it facts. But this streaming stuff is crazy, bro. I like her streaming, though. She cool with streaming.

44:51 Seeing the old people react to streaming, it's funny to say, like, even in ComplexCon, like, everybody was walking around with a camera crew, bro. Just a regular person. Bro, period, mic. I mean, camera, it's up with the flashing lights. Seeing old people adjusted to that is funny as.

45:04 Hell, bro. Damn. You know what I like watching? I like older people streaming, though. I like to watch older people on stream.

45:10 Mm-hmm.

45:10 Like, it's some cool old people that do some cool old shit.

45:14 I love DDG streaming. That nigga Strain, with him rapping and making.

45:21 The album, is fire. That hit-a-thon shit was genius.

45:23 Oh, my.

45:24 That was fire, bro. I ain't really seen no old niggas like that.

45:26 Like, they do that shit for real, though. I like seeing motherfuckers who don't know what they're doing.

45:30 Like, any of them, son?

45:32 If we started streaming, we would fuck up so much because we were doing regular shit that we would say some funny shit. If a mouse was with us and was like, yeah, we're going to put mics on y'all and we're going to stream this whole time.

45:46 The fucked up shit that we say would be live. Yeah, we're not streamers. And it would be so funny.

45:52 That's why I got to be in a controlled setting where I know I'm streaming.

45:57 That's what I'm here for. I want to stream when we're not in a controlled setting.

46:00 Alright listen it'll be the last stream ever it's going up it'll be funny it is going up like when we see people like look at this motherfucker like you know how we feel but I feel like normal streamers like they know when and when not like us streamers like A, B.

46:16 S that's truly us It is. I was going to say. To a certain extent. Well, you know.

46:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:22 To a certain extent.

46:22 But bro, I'd be like, damn, bro get to just, he just get to live.

46:26 Fuck her. Yeah.

46:28 We do a lot of- Him and Finesse. We don't act like them for sure, but we got the same kind of jokes. Oh.

46:33 Nah. You know, they do a little more extra for the camera. Nah, yeah, yeah.

46:37 But nah, for sure. The basis of it, yes.

46:40 Yeah, we wouldn't be a border stream at all. Nah, by any means.

46:44 But the funny part about it is, like you said, with the people like, Stone Cold got one where he just be on there talking about his cats. Bro, that shit is funny as hell, bro. Like, you would not expect Stone Cold to be bossing tough ass to be running around chasing cats going and giving commentary. And that shit funny as hell.

46:57 Yeah.

46:58 I'm thinking about it. And I think I'm going to do it at the crib. But doing it outside, it'll take me a minute.

47:03 That's the only way I could stream. I couldn't stream in my crib. I wouldn't be entertaining just talking to a camera. You got to catch me being myself.

47:11 I would love doing that with the chat. I love the chat.

47:13 Y'all see me walk into a Spanish club.

47:17 That'd be hard for me streaming from coaching going to the Spanish club I'm just saying after a game that's what I'm saying the Friday night they don't want me to stream that that Friday night I streamed that they.

47:26 Put the mic on me one time it got so wicked Lord they put the mic on Lou during the game Well, we was, oh, man.

47:47 I remember that. I remember one time we were streaming. We got mad at somebody. Blue looked at us like.

47:57 Oh, shit. Yeah, see?

47:59 And you just in your.

48:01 Element, bro. Yeah, I think I was talking about the ref, though. Yeah.

48:05 See, that's tough. Putting the air, that's not on your job.

48:09 Yeah.

48:09 I mean, I know this is very unrealistic, but I would love for NBA coaches to be mic'd up like that.

48:13 They could be.

48:15 They just be mic'd up, but they cut them all the time. Yeah. Like, they turn them on when they go to the huddle. They say whatever they're going to say. Then they clip them bitches off.

48:22 Yeah.

48:23 That's what I would need. Let me cut the mic. I'll do it. I'll do it this year if you let me cut the mic.

48:30 I'll roll them out. Because I'll be having to get some shit off.

48:31 Yeah, but you got to remember, though, you know, when you and them coaches is used to that world.

48:36 Yeah.

48:36 You and you get to going in. Move like this, it's too late. Damage is done.

48:42 I got to practice. I got to practice. We had a game at halftime. He said, no, man, get this shit on. Play LC.

48:47 Play LC.

48:48 When he got ejected. Damn near.

48:49 Damn.

48:50 Wow.

48:50 We were streaming that year?

48:51 Yeah.

48:51 When I got kicked out? Yes, bro. Oh, that shit went up.

48:54 Yeah.

48:54 That was a true me. Yeah. He streamed last year. Nah, I had him before. He streamed first.

49:14 Malcolm been doing this shit, bro. Malcolm was recording it first, and then y'all got hooked up.

49:20 Up.

49:20 He was streaming the whole thing. You could hear the kids talking.

49:23 Hey, Malcolm between November and March were so many hours, bro.

49:28 Malcolm streamed every pipe game. I didn't know he streamed. I don't think he streamed our second game.

49:35 One of the years. This is y'all fourth year coaching.

49:38 Yeah, it's our third. Yeah, last year. We beat them. The one you got injected. Nah. Nah, I'm about to say. I would reward that guy.

49:45 Yeah.

49:45 I would reward that guy. I was like, that was too wild.

49:49 That was our first year with Desmond.

49:50 We was mic'ing y'all a little.

49:52 We was mic'ing y'all a little. I would have never coached again if they got that on there. Oh, they'd have been like, they got to get him out here.

50:00 I was like.

50:03 That picture's still legendary. Hold them back.

50:09 Nah, nah, don't pull up that field. Respect. Got the rage, man. All right, man, go ahead. Let them forgive the readers. Be here. You might like this, man. He's talking about our Timberwolves. Let's get to it.

50:22 Everything you need to compete, they have it.

50:25 They have the dunker. They got defense. They got height. They got length. They got scoring. They got shooting. They got dunkers. You got guys who can run the floor. You know, right now is how fast.

50:34 Can we gel together to compete this year to try to win that chip? Because at the end of the day, just like New York, just like OKC won, when they won, just like when Denver won, just as long as we stay healthy at the right time, put ourselves in position, anything can happen once we get.

50:50 To the playoffs. Right. They've shown that in the past anyway. I mean, Spurs went to the championship. They didn't think they would. Come on.

50:55 Right?

50:56 So it was just, hey, as long as we're cooking at the right time, so let's get familiar with each other and then, you know, make this thing work.

51:02 They back up big pretty decent, too. He's going to be cool. The young boy? Yeah, the one who was dunking in a polo in the offseason.

51:07 Yeah, he's going to be cool. Yeah, he's going to be cool one of these days. But I just can't see it, dog. I know you've been skeptical on it, but be him. We'll be seeing more and more reports about the Seawolves saying that they got enough ingredients for it to go right.

51:20 Now, does it go right? We'll have to see.

51:22 It's too much hype. Like, if they was just like, oh, they're going to be cool. Everybody is, like, excited, anticipating, like. Because they got a lot of good pieces, bro.

51:31 Yeah, but it's too much.

51:33 It's like. They ain't even surprised about it.

51:35 Yeah, but people can't wait to, like, see this team. And that's a lot of pressure.

51:41 It's because of LaMelo, bro.

51:42 I know it is, but it's just a lot of pressure.

51:44 That's why, but Bones, Dante, who else is on the team?

51:49 Terry Shady Jr. off the bench. They got some talent, bro.

51:52 They got a squad.

51:55 Yeah, I don't know how. They got a squad. It's just a lot of pressure.

51:59 I'm more concerned on how their rotations are going to go. That I don't know.

52:04 Yeah.

52:04 Somebody not going to play. But they do got a legit second unit, though. At this point, they got a legit team. Yeah, they got a legit team for sure. Yeah, they 10 strong.

52:13 Yeah, we're talking about.

52:15 The progression of Jake Daniels for sure. We'll see what happens with that situation. Bones off the bench.

52:20 I.O.

52:21 's probably going to come off the pond as well. Man, Kaminga pick up was silly. Trey Lyles, I got Naptown in the building for sure.

52:29 Yeah, man.

52:29 That's got a squad. Maybe back up big. Maybe they're a weak point. Obviously, outside of Rudy, you know, the young boy, John, they got high hopes in. We'll see what happens, man. They don't got no forward man like that. Cody Williams is supposed to be their backup forward.

52:44 Give me Trey.

52:45 Give me Trey.

52:45 I don't got it. But it's exciting to see, though. Nah, we'll see what happens, man. I'm just happy basketball back, man. I know we done had a long summer, man. We got a lot of stuff going on. Real hoops is back to be here.

52:56 All right, man.

52:57 This is probably, bro said it, this is the most exciting team in the league, though. It's not even close, bro. Win or lose draw, bro.

53:05 Yeah, they're going to put numbers on the board. Anthony Edwards, the middle of the ball. So, Lou, this is for you, man. Corey Pete, man, I did not know that my boy Shot was.

53:14 Looking like this. Please play this mouth. That's one of these bad ones. Yeah, man. He changed up his dress? I don't know. It needs to change. I'm excited for him, too. I think he's in a good spot. Oh, nah. Yeah, bro. He might get waived. He ain't not getting waived. He doing money.

53:33 Yeah, they said 15 feet on end for sure.

53:37 Nah. That ain't gonna work out. That's why he dropped in the draft. Oh, that's good.

53:44 What's a shoe like that?

53:45 Nah, I've never seen him that far out either, but... Is that something that's fictable?

53:51 Nah.

53:52 You got to.

53:53 I mean, shit, we watched Greg Olau shoot his left hand. We watched the ball change.

53:58 Yeah. So, Thompson got a middie now, allegedly. Mike Hale. Yeah.

54:04 Oh.

54:04 They going to work with him.

54:05 Mike Hale, first shot, beginning of that season, bro, was making me so upset. Them first couple games where he didn't know how to shoot a basketball.

54:11 Who else changed their shot?

54:12 I thought that was the craziest shit ever, bro. A lot of people changed their shot when they got to LeBron. LeBron changed his shot. Giannis changed his shot.

54:19 You can change. Think it would go even better? Or no. That release is crazy.

54:25 Yeah.

54:26 It looks nuts. Yeah.

54:28 I'm trying to think if he shot like, I ain't never seen that boy shoot like that.

54:32 Not that slow.

54:33 Yeah, I was going to say, and I watched a little bit of Kool-Aid Pete, obviously Arizona as well, but I did not know that he was shooting like that at all.

54:38 He's shooting like that. No wonder he dropped in the draft. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense for sure, man. We'll see what happens. All right, man. Moving on.

54:43 Complex dropped the top 10 sneakers last year. I'll start at number 10. Extra Bronson New Balance Collab and maybe a 10, I guess. At nine, the Satoshi-Vans collab, which I think should have been much higher, especially if you had people fighting over that damn shoe.

54:56 He fucked with that shoe.

54:58 I like Vans. I've always been a big Vans person. What they've done in the last year or two has been fire as well. So for it to have the hype that it's had, especially with the kids, emphasis on with the kids, not you old niggas, it should definitely be higher than nine. Eight, the Victor-Victor Air Force One.

55:12 Shouts to Stephen Victor. I do not get the hype with this shoe. It's a Air Force One.

55:17 Yeah, I don't know.

55:19 It's just an Air Force one. I know it's got the O-1 shape. That is a red and white Air Force one to me.

55:23 100%.

55:24 I don't buy the hype into it. It looks like a solid shoe, but I don't know. The Brown 95s, I think, were super fire. It slept on last year. They were pretty accessible. Dope packages. The Fritty U-16s, we talked about them. I know y'all was nothing on those. Yeah, I'm passed on that. Those are super, super fire for me.

55:40 I'm rolling.

55:41 I'm not mad at them at six. Five, the Fragment Union won. People were really high about that release.

55:46 I didn't like that. Yeah, I might got those.

55:48 Mm-hmm.

55:48 You fucked with him? I mean, I'm cool.

55:52 I've seen it enough. I've seen that collab enough, respectfully. The Soul Goods, the Nike Wovens. I'm not mad at a different shoe being a hot.

56:00 That's cool.

56:01 Shout out to Nigel Sebastian. That brick by brick should not be three, respectfully. This ain't fucking with the first one.

56:07 It's not.

56:08 Even though it is a solid shoe, it's not top three. It's not top three, bro. That Awake 6 being number two, I know a lot of people feel ways about that.

56:17 Fire in person.

56:19 I've seen them both and I like them, but the second best shooter dropped last year, bro.

56:24 Man, I can't go. I can't go. I can't go.

56:29 And then number one, the Nego Air Force One, uh, last orgy. Those are super fire in person being the best shoe last year.

56:36 I don't know. Um, why is no DS on this list? Let us know.

56:39 Um, the van should definitely be higher on this list. I think they definitely need to get some new blood in these conversations. Shouts to everybody who does it, but, The young people run full wear, bro. All those old people got to get out the way, man. The concrete, them was last year.

56:50 Yeah. And those were super high as well. The concrete. Them was fire.

56:53 This is, I ain't going to lie, this is a bad year for shoes. If this is the, the new year.

56:58 100%.

56:58 And I think more or less, it's this list. I don't think it's more or less a bad year for shoes. There's a lot of sub drop, um, Across all brands. Yeah, a lot of brands come up this year.

57:05 Yeah.

57:06 Encore, Streetwear as well, but they got to tap into the younger people, bro.

57:09 I know next year, the Bacons, the Ree, you know what I mean, the Bacons, they got to be on here.

57:13 Them is fire. Oh, they will be, bro.

57:16 But shout out to my boy, Jay Stiff. But they was shitting on those on the internet. They was just like, these is wig. Why would you do these goofy ass colors? I'm just like, y'all don't like nothing new. Y'all don't like nothing original. Y'all just want to hate on shit. That's a fire ass shoe. When them blue Bacons come out, man, them is going to be Yeah, them going to be the one. Them shit's going to be fire.

57:34 It's a legendary shoe, but the kids don't really know too much about that.

57:37 No, they don't. But I don't feel like the kids got much input on this list.

57:40 To be respectful, because if you see what kids is wearing, bro, nowadays, bro, first of all, it's got to be all black.

57:45 They rolling.

57:46 You go to any school, you're going to see them all black A6 for sure.

57:49 That is a popular shoe amongst the youngsters, bro.

57:51 That is, but they fuck with the Vans, bro.

57:54 They do.

57:55 Kids wear sixes.

57:56 But kids ain't really looking at the stuff that we, they call Air Force Ones unkshoes. Yeah, I ain't never seen a kid in a 95s. They not, kids do not get shit about Air Max.

58:06 That is 100%.

58:07 I've never seen a kid.

58:08 Our nostalgia does not matter to them at all. It does not affect them at all. And we got to understand that as well.

58:14 For sure.

58:14 Shout out to Complex, man. They do a good job.

58:16 That list this year, I know it brings a lot of hate out, but this list damn near warrants it for sure, man. Let us know how y'all feeling. Y'all top three, top five list for sure. If we get out of here, be here and tell the people they can grab some merch, brody.

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