It's 5:20 Somewhere - Your Friend's Ex & Your Man's Money… Let's Talk! 😂

0:00 Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere, and we about to get in the motherfucking stoop. But we are not going to quit our day jobs. I learned that the hard way, right? So welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome back. Sorry. We're so excited that it's October. Yay! It's the spooky season and it's time to... The themes are here.

0:24 Yes.

0:25 The themes.

0:26 Each and every week, we about to drop a new little theme for y'all.

0:32 And tonight, can y'all guess who we are? Three, two, one. Mean Girls!

0:38 Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!

0:40 And on Wednesdays, we wear pink! Baby! So on brand, right?

0:46 Cute, cute, cute.

0:47 You can't sit with us. You can't. Get in, loser. We're going shopping. Um.

0:53 But to my left, I got the beautiful Regina George.

0:58 How you feeling, mama? I'm feeling good. I missed y'all. I'm hot in this cardigan. I ain't on hoes. And that hat, bitch. And you got a bust down.

1:07 Yes, girl.

1:08 What's up, child? Bitch, you trying to be funny? Trap came real mean, girl. Okay, let's get through the introduction so we can do a fit check.

1:16 Fit check.

1:17 To my right, I got Kiki. What's up, mama?

1:19 Hey, guys.

1:20 Kiki, I feel like you're giving Gretchen. I'm giving Gretchen. Gretchen's a bad bitch. Gretchen's a bad bitch. Gretchen's that girl, especially at the end of the movie when she found her tribe.

1:28 Yeah.

1:29 And she had that middle part of her bust in there. Don't play with Gretchen. And I'm for Gretchen Wieners.

1:33 Bye.

1:35 Bitch, you're back because you're hot.

1:37 In your hat.

1:37 Look, okay.

1:38 So the one with the Louis purse, that is Trap.

1:42 And then Gretch is the one in the middle with the Burberry skirt on.

1:45 That's Kiki. And I should have been. And it's my stinky over here, Miss Karen. The other one. I can tell it's going to rain.

1:52 She's the one who can tell the weather with her boobs. But I'm the mom off Mean Girls.

1:57 Pull me up, Melk. Not a regular mom. She's a cool mom. I'm a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.

2:02 So that's why I had kept the drinks on. the little stand cause.

2:06 Remember oh my god cause if you're gonna drink I'd rather do it in my house right here where she's holding the drinks you see my chihuahua I got my chihuahua there you.

2:17 Go oh my gosh the drinks look similar too yes we got our little boo cups y'all we are so in season let me pass y'all out y'all drinks and then we gonna get right into fit chat fit chat get your.

2:27 Boo wet fun fact fun fact on the mom in this movie right right y'all guess how old she was when she played this role it's 55 dog years 32 whoa so we are officially cool moms because they said if you were born in 1993 then you're officially how old she was yep the same age or older then um i know that's right that's actually crazy i thought you were gonna say something like outlandish but that was outlandish and reverse i should have known she said i should have known um i should have said a milk.

3:04 She said, do these drinks have alcohol in them? Oh, God, no, honey.

3:08 Why?

3:08 Do you want some? So, sip it down so you don't spill that on you. I went a little overboard because... Let me get back. Let me get back. I went a little overboard. It's so cubark. What the hell? Let's talk about it.

3:21 It's spilling over the rim because I topped it with that pineapple margarita cut water.

3:26 It's good as fuck, too.

3:28 Yes.

3:28 So, what we got in here, we got dragon fruit. We got some freshly squeezed lemon. agave and then like I said I topped it with the pineapple margarita cut water and let's get.

3:42 Into it what we gonna call this.

3:45 Booze with my booze okay that's cute booze with my booze that's cute oh booze I get it okay punchline.

3:56 Let's get into it and come on fit check fit check get your boot wet come on kitty all right.

4:03 I literally brought my purse the only perfect check this actually ain't even my purse this is my daughter's purse it's cute it's giving it's giving me girls i'm like it's giving teen it's giving like you know.

4:14 Yes cutie cutie yes yes oh this drink oh my god you like it hell yeah Looking real cute, kid. Give me a foot up. Okay, Gretchen. They can't sit with us. They cannot sit with us.

4:35 All right, now I got to get my shoes on real quick.

4:37 My bad.

4:38 You unprepared asshole. What? Regina George, baby.

4:42 I'm sorry.

4:42 I had to take them off so I could shake my ass. Regina George, the baddest of the baddest, mama. Okay? Get into it. Get into it. Body yaddy yaddy. Yes, ma'am. Where's the waist? Real cute in the face. Regina, I don't remember Regina George having all that. All that ass. This Katina George, y'all. Katina George. And Cretchen.

5:09 Cretchen.

5:10 I tried to put K on there. I don't know. Alright, let's go, mamas.

5:15 Y'all probably remember the part where she was recording and she was like, Oh my gosh, we should do that little dance this Christmas.

5:24 Oh, that would be cute. A little real, that dance.

5:27 So you the mom? I'm the mom. She like youngies?

5:31 She wanted to be young, so I'm more than likely. I know YM was cracking that.

5:35 Taking it through there, taking it through there.

5:37 I feel with this. Y'all, I promise my coochie is my shit.

5:43 Y'all pop shit on guys.

5:45 Okay, first.

5:46 The guys talking about they didn't watch me in girls. You know Bob a little bit?

5:50 I know a little bit. A little bit.

5:52 He got a sister, so. Put my little doggie down. My chihuahua. All right. That was hilarious. Not the dog. Whose fucking dog is that? My son. It is so funny us bringing our kids accessories. Like, please put our shit down.

6:07 Y'all childish.

6:08 Y'all so childish. I didn't bring none of my kids shit. Kiki. Because you just a childish ass bitch. Damn. I've used it the whole time. Don't stop. Don't stop. Stop trying to make fetch happen, bitch. It's so fetch.

6:24 All right, come on.

6:26 Words from the.

6:27 Block, Kiki.

6:28 I know what's coming. The intro was way too crazy. That was funny. What's the street saying? What the strap do? What's crazy, though, y'all, is this one.

6:37 I kind of premeditated. I put this on here like a... A little while ago, but now the person who.

6:44 No, no, no. Like, the person who.

6:46 Originated this, they kind of got some allegations on them, so now I kind of feel a little.

6:50 Anyway. Long story short. So, LaPiece is the word from the block today.

6:55 Yeah.

6:56 And if you don't know where it originated from, basically, Kaisa and I and I Show Speed, they were on, like, a live stream or whatever, and they was doing Minecraft. And the Speed nigga, he thought that they had found diamonds... or whatever and kaisa and i was like no it's lapis it's like this jewel that's blue or whatever in the game so anyway he's like it's lapis lapis and like basically the internet took it ran with it and made it like a thing and then they used to like use it like sarcastically like oh this nigga about to crash out he need to find his lapis or something like that right oh that's but now it like evolved into a whole thing like if that nigga don't got no money he's little broke if my man pissed

7:41 me off i'm a little pissed i'm a little shitty you know what i'm saying my baby daddy might be a little bitter i don't know but um but yeah so that is the word from the block today la peace slash la.

7:53 Whatever la fetch la fetch look thick look thick hey okay i like it Oh, I actually have a words from the rocks today, y'all. It's been a long time.

8:06 It's been a long time, but I feel like this was so on brand and y'all know.

8:10 I'm going to get it wrong how to pronounce it.

8:13 Clandestine.

8:14 Clandestine. Are you saying it right? I think I'm saying it. Clandestine.

8:19 It means to be kept a secret or done secretively, especially because illicit.

8:26 I don't get that.

8:27 See if I'm pronouncing it right. But I thought that that was on brand. Clandestine. Clandestine. You're right.

8:35 Kept secret or done secretively, especially because Elissa, she deserved better than these clandestine meetings.

8:42 And I just felt that it was on brand because.

8:44 Wait, what?

8:44 What lady? Is that a Tyler Perry movie? Tyler Perry movie.

8:48 What happened?

8:48 Room 222 or whatever. Oh, and they was creeping.

8:56 And that's how I was going to use it because y'all know men don't really.

8:59 Be, you know, knowing shit.

9:00 So I'm going to be like, what are we?

9:02 I'm going to say, baby, we clandestine. I'm going to say we clandestine. We locked in. You my little sneaky link. My little shaky, shaky booboo. We're at war, bitch. I ain't never heard that word before.

9:14 I don't want to hear that word.

9:18 I don't want to hear that word. Don't clandestine, mijo. You're the mine. If we look crack, Your Lamont. Lamont is definitely giving what, y'all?

9:26 Like, the state of dating in 2026.

9:29 Yeah, it is.

9:30 But, so, we kind of talked about, like, being a public thing, though. And it's like, you want to protect your lapiece, but at the same time, don't hide.

9:39 Me, nigga. I ain't no Easter egg.

9:42 So, I mean, what are the lines of that in between, like, y'all knowing what's up, but then it's still, like, a part of you, like, nigga, you show up with your eight today. You showed off your socks you had on. You showed off your this. You don't got to post me on your page, but we ain't ducking the pop out. Oh, no, never.

9:59 That's where we're going to draw the line, baby, because I'm a dating girl.

10:02 Yeah.

10:02 We outside. If we outside, we outside.

10:05 Yeah.

10:05 For sure. If they see it, they going to see it. But then how do people know that that's your little piece?

10:10 What's ducking the pop out?

10:12 We're not acting like we can't go out in public. We're staying on Netflix and chill all the time. Or some dudes be like, damn, let's go out to goddamn Whitesfield to go to Whitesfield.

10:22 Let's go to Whitesfield to catch this movie.

10:24 Bitch.

10:25 Bloomington.

10:26 Nah.

10:26 We about to go right here to Alamo on Lafayette Road. To catch a show. Listen, baby, you're not trying to find duck offs and stuff like that. Like, yeah, I want to not be where everybody's at, but it's not on the strength of not being seen. I see. Type two. Type shit?

10:42 Type shit.

10:43 Okay.

10:44 Do you follow my mouth? You picking down what I'm putting up?

10:47 I'm picking down what you putting up.

10:49 But you can always tell.

10:51 You can tell if a nigga, if we just on some private shit or if a guy is like literally keeping it a secret.

10:58 You know what I mean? I feel like it's not rocket science. Should my friend have been upset about the shit that happened at the airport?

11:07 Uh, no.

11:09 That was overbearing. It wasn't my fault. How would y'all have felt, though? If y'all was just like, boom. If we were you or him? If y'all were him. If you and your little... Y'all.

11:25 Not together, but y'all taking a little trip. You don't know where it's going to go, so you don't want it all out there.

11:31 I feel like it happened.

11:33 It was the first time it happened. Honestly, y'all can try to maneuver differently. They didn't show his face. Nobody knows who he is for real. And it wasn't your fault. It wasn't your doing.

11:43 I would have been cool.

11:44 I wouldn't even move no differently going forward.

11:48 What are we going to do? We going to check.

11:50 Bags 30 feet away from each other?

11:54 You going to get in line and I'm going to get in line? If that's your concern, then you can adjust. You know what I'm saying?

12:01 I wouldn't have been too fucked up about it at all.

12:04 I wouldn't have cared. Let's say it was a shrink. I'm not doing that. I'm not shrieking. You're not shrieking?

12:12 No.

12:13 You're not shrieking? No. If I'm on a trip with somebody, y'all can see him. I'm not tripping.

12:18 I've never been out of town on a trip out of the country with a shriek, ever.

12:22 I literally just be with the people that I like and I love.

12:26 Because you got to think, you got to go out of... Me, I got to go out of town with somebody I like. Because what we going to do? Be in this hotel... For three to five days, and I got to be right next to you, up under you. Like, you're my only company. I'm going to be around you this whole time.

12:40 We can go to the downstairs lobby. I'm sure they got a bar.

12:44 Okay, but I'm saying you're going to spend all your... This is the only familiar face here. But I'm saying, so this straight money long, y'all going to have a grand old, great old time.

12:55 I don't care. Just because he ugly, you ain't going? I'm saying it.

13:00 If I like you, I'm not even like categorizing it off of you're ugly or you're not.

13:05 That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying being caught with a shrek.

13:09 If you catch me out of town with somebody, even if he's ugly, which I don't like ugly niggas, so probably won't. But if you catch me out of town with somebody, I genuinely like him. So y'all can see him.

13:19 What if he come in Chanel?

13:21 If he come in Chanel?

13:22 He come in Chanel.

13:23 He a gargoyle, but he come in Chanel.

13:28 He come in Chanel.

13:30 Oh, that's right.

13:31 He might get two.

13:32 But here come the paparazzi recording y'all through the thing.

13:35 I ain't never ever had that happen to me. Hey, hold it up. Hold it up.

13:40 Okay, skip.

13:41 Hey, we just gonna have to do it overnight.

13:46 Overnight.

13:46 Y'all can catch me with him too about this CC, baby.

13:51 Listen, but while we're on the topic of ugly ass men, let's.

13:59 Our top shelf talk, what is our girl's name? Fancy Dog. What's her name, Ki? Which one?

14:06 We have.

14:07 What'd she say recently?

14:08 It was a guy on there arguing with her and trying to call on them bitches.

14:12 Oh, my stinker.

14:12 Hold on.

14:13 I don't know.

14:13 Let me look.

14:14 Because that's our girl. I'm sorry. I can't think of your name right now. Let Ki Ki pull it up. She just wrote me. But let me tell y'all something.

14:19 Y'all can sit on this internet all day and call us birds and talk.

14:23 Bad about us and do this, this, and that.

14:24 But when it comes to our 520s, we do not play that shit.

14:27 You talking about.

14:29 Her, right?

14:30 Oh, was it her? Let me see. Going back and forth with the niggas? Let me see. Oh, did she change her name? No, I don't know if that's the same person. That's not her. I think her name is like Fancy Dollface or something like that, maybe.

14:43 I don't know.

14:43 I'm sorry I'm getting your name mixed up, but we love you, girl. And like I said, y'all can play all day with us on this internet because fuck y'all, but y'all never disrespect the 520s.

14:52 So watch your motherfucking mouth.

14:53 And this loser-ass dude has been commenting on our shit. Just always got something negative to fucking say. And you know what that got him? Blocked, bitch.

15:02 Bust a left hoe.

15:05 Don't ever disrespect the 5-2-0s. Go play. Yeah, I can't find her nowhere on there.

15:09 But yeah, he had her fucked up and he was calling her all types of bitches. I had to get on there and be like, you a bitch made fag. And then he started calling me bitches too. and so yeah it's a good bitch this is not his first this is not his first defense though that nigga being oh yeah he always being a weirdo like and like hey y'all opinions y'all not gonna always agree what we got to say like.

15:31 And that's cool and that's fine but be respectful but you always on here with something negative say hoe bust a.

15:37 Lat and it's one thing we we we take it you know we take it so well the all the name calling and hoes and birds and da da da but when you start tagging motherfuckers and directly calling motherfuckers bitches bitch you out of here your mom's.

15:52 A bitch bitch and your grandma's.

15:54 A bitch bitch she should have swallowed you bitch bitch you wish your mama was a freak ass hoe that would have just swallowed you bitch ass hoe ass mark ass lame ass.

16:05 Bitch blockity black bitch love i.

16:08 Love you love fuck you love locked and moving the fuck along yeah we're gonna talk about bad bitch shit and bad bitch shit only and tina motherfucking tuesday meg the stallion she popped her big shit and i'm.

16:24 So glad that she just dropped shit because.

16:26 Y'all been she's a bird she's this she's so fucked up without claim Megan been through some shit, and losing a nigga is not the end of the motherfucking world. That shit hurt, but you bounce back from that. And when she came and she dropped Tina Tuesday.

16:39 What's your favorite line, Tribe? What'd she say?

16:42 She said, I don't know, something about you bitches is cucks the way you.

16:46 Watch them clocking my pussy or watching my pussy. Watching who I fuck. You bitches is cucks. You bitches is cucks. Cucks, cucks, cucks.

16:54 Young tina snow going hard on the hoe yeah she brought she definitely brought that tina snow out you about to drop it if you know you know i'm glad to see her back in her bag but she she definitely she ate that shit up and i told y'all whenever i feel like whenever i'm sad i go and i listen.

17:13 To female rappers because they.

17:14 Ain't gonna talk they shit yeah and the guys had asked me.

17:17 On the episode like two female rappers that i wanted to see.

17:19 Work together and And I'm not somebody that just listens to female rap all the time.

17:23 I really listen to old school R & B, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj. But Ken Da Man, fire. Can't wait till my girl come to the city with this. She about to be here this weekend. This weekend. Can't fucking wait. We going up.

17:36 We definitely coming to fuck with Ken Da Man.

17:38 Mona Lisa, fire.

17:40 Tina motherfucking slow. Tina Snow. Cash Doll. Like, I love female rappers. Y'all got any that's y'all favorite or anything?

17:49 Anything y'all listening to right now? Outside of who you mentioned, I mean.

17:53 Lotto.

17:53 Lotto. Big Lotto.

17:56 Of course.

17:56 And I like Stunna Girl. I'm sorry. I love me some Stunna Girl. Stunna Girl's fire, too.

18:02 I told y'all I'm obsessed with girls with big mouths. Is that the one she got a real big old smile?

18:07 What's her song? Her smile not really.

18:10 You know better than I did. That's one of her most known songs. And she's Samoan and black.

18:17 She was on Baddies. Like me. She's also Mexican, too. Okay. Samoan, black, and Mexican?

18:22 Yeah.

18:22 I like Taffy.

18:24 Who?

18:25 Taffy.

18:26 What is this girl's name?

18:28 She like, you gotta know I love her, either.

18:31 Hold on. I know that song. I don't know her.

18:34 Y'all, I gotta tell y'all the person I'm talking about.

18:37 She's on that.

18:38 On a major Little song And I can't think.

18:41 Of Um You talking about She just was screaming He was like Every time you Every time you laugh Your eyes go To little slits Y'all know who I'm talking.

18:49 About She got a big old mouth She's so cute.

18:52 Yeah Bunna Who?

18:54 Bunna Bunna I love her She's so She's so cute And I love her music Shout out to the ladies Just doing it To the girls Cheers to the girls Yes So y'all I've been watching TV What? I've been watching TV. I sat in the house all week and all weekend, rather. And I watched I told you I had watched The Furious Show. So I liked that because that was like a female serial killer. When y'all ask me about genres of show, I need to stop acting.

19:22 Slow on here. I know what genres of show are, but I don't be.

19:25 Just like, yeah, I'm going to go watch this because it's this genre. I just like good shit. So this last one I've been watching is Lioness.

19:31 Have y'all been tapped into that? It's three seasons. I'm almost done. I'd have binge watched it, but it has Zoe's Zeldana. Morgan Freeman's in it.

19:41 Okay.

19:42 And I can't think of that white lady that's in there, but I think I'm learning now that I'm just getting older and becoming a feminist because it's.

19:48 Just the women are empowered.

19:50 In this show like it's an army-based show or marine-based show or whatever but they're in charge and they be sitting niggas straight sitting niggas down like this is what it is y'all listen to me i'm the boss bitch around here matriarchy hoe i'm loving that so i think that i'm just becoming a super feminist as i'm getting older i've always you know Been a feminist. I feel like I used to be more pro-black than a feminist.

20:10 And now I'm just like, shit, you got to represent for everybody. Like, as far as, like, you know.

20:15 I mean, they're both layers of you.

20:18 Yeah.

20:19 Like, literally. So, shout out to the girl power. Trap, what you been watching? Um, The Drop. The Drop? Yes, The Drop. Have y'all tapped in yet? It's a wee bit. I haven't tapped in yet. A spin off of Snowfall.

20:35 Mm-hmm.

20:37 And y'all, so don't we got a clip for it? Yes, we do.

20:41 So you guys, I know that the new episode just came out last night, but we want to talk about last episode a little bit because it's taking the internet by storm. This scene right here.

20:53 Shout out to Gil.

20:54 Right?

20:58 She just said we just friends, right? Is he your man or not?

21:03 Ooh.

21:04 Ooh. I know that's right, Queen. And then she walks off and she said, that's all I had to say. And then she gets in a car and she says, get in the back, fool.

21:41 Because she's like the queen of the bloods, basically. So she's a gangster ass bitch.

21:46 And she's in charge. I could tell by the on the walk up, bro. And so Leon, oh, he's so fine, Lord. Anyways, so yeah. What do y'all think? What do y'all think about this? I just feel like they say shoot or shoot.

22:00 They say shoot or shoot, baby. Would y'all approach somebody like that? She said, I need a gangsta in my life, and I'm going to be every woman that you need.

22:07 She said, I need a gangsta in my life, and I want to shoot. It's a little forward for me, but I like it. It made me tingle a little bit. Girl, yeah, I want to be the gangsta in your life. Bitch, what's that? Also, backstory. They might want to watch it.

22:20 The girl, Wanda, who said to him right before she walked up, we're just friends, right?

22:26 Yeah.

22:26 That's his wife. They're separated right now. That's his wife?

22:32 Hey, if you ain't pissed, then get the fuck off the pot. Girl, I'm going to knock your ass off the pot. Honestly.

22:38 When I first.

22:39 Seen it, I'm thinking from Wanda's side, I'm like, me, me, me, me. No, for real. She went totally wrong. Even if y'all just friendzoning it right now, bitch, I still got to beat your ass.

22:49 I'm still standing here. Yeah, like, bitch, watch out.

22:52 But she friendzones the fuck out of Leon. And the thing is, she stay asking him for stuff. He's always coming through for her. She be asking him to invest money and her dreams uh she didn't have like dealings with some street shit where he didn't have to like step in and handle shit like he gets shit done for her and she's still on this we're just friends like oh we can't be together because he don't believe in my dreams but literally anything you ask he do it and so then here come dara she on that and she ain't asking for shit this scene has the man on the internet in a frenzy we definitely gotta tap all the way in but I feel old girl though like she valid a little bit like you don't know I mean you do know cause you watch the

23:44 show but it still might be certain shit with the nigga that she just like you ain't up to par where I need you to be but I still we still up to par bro So what's the disconnect?

23:54 If he's up to partying, why you ain't hit him? He's up to partying.

23:58 I mean, it's just like, you know, when you just got so many like unresolved issues, when you got somebody who you got just so much history with, like they done lost a baby. and she used to be a crackhead and the thing is my thing is if i was leon i would have been gone she done domed up the whole neighborhood she used to be cracked out and shit yes she was singing the abc's giving the nigga top y'all like and he still took he still stood on her and took her back what is this on what platform uh stars in it oh hulu okay hulu is where i've been watching um all my shows i gotta definitely tap in But, damn, that.

24:34 Just show you how women, like, we really be on bullshit.

24:37 And it be little small shit that we be nitpicking about when a bitch like Dara gonna walk up and take our man from up under our feet. Yeah, and it's just, like, also, like, girl, I would've been like, if I was him, I would've been like.

24:48 Bitch, get your hand off me. Because y'all see how she try to put her hand on her. Watch out, Wanda.

24:52 But it's like, don't act territorial now when a bitch who want me walk up and say, bitch, you been playing in my face and friendzoning me.

25:00 But.

25:01 Because she said he don't believe in her dreams if you say he invested in her dreams.

25:04 He didn't.

25:05 Yes.

25:05 She just can't see the shit in front of her.

25:08 I mean, you got you will have to watch and get your own.

25:10 I'm going to let me know what you think. We're going to talk about it.

25:14 Yes.

25:15 But I think, though, in real life, what's the girl name who was on the car with him?

25:19 Wanda.

25:20 Wanda.

25:21 So you ain't never been in that situation in real life to where it's like you in a limbo kind of situation with a nigga.

25:26 And it's just like.

25:27 Damn like we not all the way locked in we could be locked in but i don't.

25:32 Really want us to be so it's just like.

25:35 Honestly at the end of the day if you're not really gonna cuff on this nigga then you gotta let him move on but he's.

25:41 A good nigga though so you don't never let.

25:43 Your good nigga i'm not even talking about that let's let's scratch that because if you're on the fence like we have common sense if you're on the fence with a nigga it's a reason now we're not talking about her i'm just saying in real life if it was on the fence with a nigga in real life there's a reason So it's a new bitch coming around and he's showing a new band and then the roles are kind of like, you know, you kind of disappear, act on this nigga. And he obviously men, people in general, humans in general are going to get closer to someone.

26:10 So, so question is she wrong? Like which one? Dara is Dara wrong.

26:16 She knows that they're like kind of going through the motions, but they're not together.

26:21 Like Wanda told her that's my ex.

26:23 So if another girl push up knowing that you got this weird thing going on with your ex.

26:29 That ain't my problem. Is she wrong? She's not wrong.

26:32 Because first of all, they're not friends. And then on top of that, I'm not even going to hold y'all. Who are business partners? They're all kind of intertwined business wise. But Dara and Wanda are involved business. So they have a relationship. Okay.

26:48 So they have some sort of. But still, she's not wrong. And then I'd say that.

26:52 Only because a lot of people at this age, they have a designated person. Most men have a designated woman. Most women have a designated man. So if they on a way out or if they not actually together, if they're not actually married, they separated, whatever. Sometimes... To get your spot, you're going to have to apply a little pressure.

27:12 Well, let me ask y'all this.

27:13 I might have to get a little aggressive. And that's what I'm saying. You might have to go a little forward.

27:17 You can't be mad. So you can't be mad at Adara. No, you can't be mad at Adara. Okay, cool, cool.

27:22 I agree.

27:22 Let me ask y'all, because the guys asked me this.

27:25 It was about some coach. I can't remember who the coach was.

27:28 But he ended up dating one of his friends, marrying one of his friend's ex-wife.

27:33 So you just said Adara and Wanda got like a little business relationship.

27:37 We technically have a business relationship.

27:40 So if I'm playing around with my nigga and I'm not on shit with him and Trot come up and take him, that's valid.

27:46 We're friends though. We're actually friends. We're friends.

27:49 Okay.

27:49 Them, they met through, well, we met through business too, but they're strictly. Is there a time limit on that? What do you mean?

27:58 If we're friends it's no time limit necessary we can't it ain't none of that 20 years down the line somebody i talked to and i wasn't and it didn't work out and they come and they're the perfect man for you trap 20 years later you're not dealing with them because i talked to them before uh probably not no talk to boyfriend baby daddy ex-husbands no okay.

28:21 I feel like it's circumstantial.

28:22 So, like, if y'all, you know, people be brushing shoulders with motherfuckers and stuff, you know who was a significant person in this person's life.

28:30 You know what I mean?

28:31 So, I'm saying, like, 20 years later, I don't know.

28:35 Do I even know that y'all cracked before? You know what I'm saying? But I know who's significant to you. Like, we know who her ex is. You know what I mean? That's an automatic fuck no.

28:47 Okay.

28:48 So.

28:49 and also i hate bitches who like done cracked every nigga in the world and it's like you can't be this like you start being this bitch friend and 100 niggas off limits now no i'm not a girl's girl no bitch you're not a girl's girl why are you fucking no you a dick sucker is what she is be cool with me play cool with me so i don't come for you.

29:09 Can eliminate me bitch no fuck you this wasn't.

29:12 Your baby daddy.

29:14 Sometimes they try to stamp niggas who they ain't even cracked before like he was in my dm it's a small city babe who does that it's a small city it's already what they say you drop some candy pick it up blow it off god.

29:29 Make dirt and dirt don't hurt put it in your mouth three years bitch y'all good that's the three seconds in your.

29:38 Mouth and make three months fucking three weeks three days okay well we on the topic of friendship have y'all seen the uh savannah james situation that's going on with her and her best friend let's let's talk about it i feel so many different ways about it let's unpack it.

29:57 Y'all both got best friends No, that don't count. You got a best friend. You don't got no best friend outside your sisters? Not really.

30:06 We don't fuck with these hoes.

30:10 Let's unpack this. The reason why I don't have a best friend is because of Regina George. Regina George. She's territorial. She scares all my friends. But she got her own best friend. Exactly.

30:22 That's why she got a stud best friend because she rich.

30:26 She want her cake and she want to eat it too. She want to have her bitch at home and she want to run the streets with these hoes. You got a bitch at home? Wait a minute. Why are you so obsessed with me? It's not my fault you have a big lesbian crush on me. Y'all, come on. Let's get it to the Regina James. Savannah James.

30:45 Is she out of pocket or she pee for not paying for her best friend's first class flight?

30:50 She pee, bro. She valid. She valid. Why is she valid? Because. He not going to be in first class with you.

30:57 Who? E.

30:58 Your best friend?

30:59 Is that your best friend's name?

31:02 Probably not.

31:03 Yeah.

31:04 And she dressed like a boy, so.

31:07 I mean, first of all, if my husband is the rich one and I got an allowance and bitch.

31:14 I don't feel like paying. Savannah Jones ain't got no allowance. Yes, she does. But Brian says she has an allowance.

31:20 He doubled down on the fact that her friend was riding in business. He was like, first of all, basically, in summary, I'm the one with the money. That's not Savannah's money. She got an allowance. So, that's not even her money. So, is she riding first class? Okay, but why would her friend be riding first class?

31:38 Her allowance is covering her trip? I feel like she's going on a trip. That's something different.

31:42 I don't know, but my thing is if you gotta if i'm i can ride all i'm saying is i can ride in first class and bitch you could ride in business bitch you could have been a coach you could have been an l67 like bitch you could have been at home listen oh this is the thing he she didn't get left off a badge she only got left off a bougie bitch be like that you're here and this is the thing also real shit y'all i cannot make this up i get territory over my nigga and my nigga money and where he spent his money And sometimes your friends, your bitches, they be feeling entitled to your nigga money. Bitch, my nigga don't have to pay for everything. Obviously, I'm trying to get the best that I can get, okay? I'm gonna get the best

32:21 that I can get. However, if, but also, I'm not having my nigga finance multiple bitches. Me and Chop go somewhere, oh, everything is gonna be paid for.

32:32 Now, once it starts becoming, absolutely. But once it becomes like, alright, and also.

32:37 If my nigga's like, hey bae, I don't really wanna put this bitch in first class today.

32:41 Okay, I don't give a fuck. And she don't either. That's just the real bitch in this.

32:45 Also, I don't want my nigga back here, y'all. But we go somewhere, we go out, whatever. And it's like turns into.

32:53 Four or five, six bitches. My nigga's not paying for all y'all. We talking about one. If he don't want you.

32:58 We talking about one friend, your best friend. So you don't want your friend in first class. My friend is going to be in first class with me.

33:04 I'm going to try to get with you.

33:04 My friend's going to be in first class with you. But if he say no, then he say no. What I'm saying is, do I think that Savannah James is out of pocket?

33:12 No.

33:13 It is what it is and like I said her friend so you feel.

33:15 Like he's out of pocket the man no no no I don't feel like nobody's out of pocket we don't know who paid for the we don't know I'm speaking from my what I'm telling y'all is ain't Jeff used to be in first class and we walked right past him.

33:29 But didn't the 520 niggas used to be in the regular no ma'am never they're all in first class.

33:34 No that comes back from they all be in first class right when we walked past and we be in 32p y'all always been in first class Okay, exactly.

33:44 Okay, but let me tell y'all, this is a trip that is going out of the country. I'm not trying to say... I'm standing on it. You probably gonna get on your nigga nerves, bro. Bitch, fuck that, bitch. Get your ass in.

33:56 The back and put your fine ass in Gucci and go home.

33:59 What I'm saying is cool.

34:00 Nah, if I'm paying for your friend, she better be fucking too.

34:03 No, she don't gotta fuck.

34:04 Exactly.

34:05 My best friend don't gotta fuck. Y'all, what I am saying is... Is she not in her stud? Outside of her upland.

34:10 But I'm.

34:11 Not talking about me and Chopper. You back there with the bathrooms then.

34:15 Sorry, y'all.

34:16 I'm not going.

34:17 I'm not going.

34:18 No, no, no.

34:19 I want Chopper in first class with me.

34:22 No.

34:22 A thousand extra dollars? No, no, no, no.

34:24 They're going out of the country. So I was looking, which was crazy. I was looking up with my boyfriend, like first class flights going out the country is like 10,000 shit like that.

34:32 It gets spooky.

34:33 So you want your man to pay 10 extra G's for a bitch to just sit a few rows back?

34:39 Yes.

34:39 If she has to fly over 10 hours and sit in the seat like this.

34:42 Bitch, you wouldn't even be here.

34:46 You wouldn't even be here. Be grateful, hoe.

34:49 Her and her friend is overly grateful what i'm telling y'all camera look where my iso camera if me and my best friend are going on a trip she's already booked business class so if she wanted to upgrade i'm sure there's only a couple more thousand it's some points it's something that i can only a couple more thousand yes i'm paying that for my friend i just am i just am why she can't.

35:10 Have it she doesn't have a billionaire husband She's not. But these... I'm just saying, these girls.

35:16 It's a lot of girls on the internet, a lot of men on the internet that are bashing their friends that won't even buy their friend a motherfucking donut.

35:21 So, y'all, that's not what I'm talking to.

35:23 But the relationship that I have with my best friend.

35:25 And my best friend probably will leave me in a goddamn economy.

35:28 But if it's me, I'm not doing that with her. It's not even about, bitch, I left you.

35:33 It's about.

35:34 my nigga is financing this and he don't want to pay for it so i'm using.

35:41 My allowance to get my friend to where i am my bitch.

35:50 My heart arm dick sucking money i'm using it and my friend's gonna be in first class it's not if we're going to miami if we're going to miami in an hour flight we don't got to sit next to each other we're gonna get to where we're going If we're going to Thailand or somewhere where it's a 10 plus hour, my bitch is not about to be sitting up looking like this.

36:06 She said she left out of her business.

36:08 My ass, bitch.

36:09 You could have been back in Indiana.

36:11 She said she got out of her economy, I don't know, her business class. Because she said she upgraded to business class for this trip. Normally she wouldn't have ever did and that was a big thing for her. She got out of her business class seat to come and lay in the bed with Savannah so that she could stretch out and be comfortable.

36:24 My bitch is going to be right there with me. And that's just that. And everybody values their friendships and shit different. You know where my bitch going to be at? We on the island, hoe.

36:36 When it comes to my nigga if you don't want to pay for a bag that's cool my bitch will be happy if you don't want to pay extra yeah that's what i'm saying let's say in in your situation not necessarily in their situation but like you're you know like comparing it to your real life so if it was you then your nigga would probably be paying for the friend's trip as well right so it's just like so it's like if you already paying for her to be on the trip bro we don't have to upgrade this bitch to the first class bitch and i me i'm gonna be like i'm just happy to.

37:08 Be here just happy to be here i'll be grateful.

37:10 Like i said my best friend would probably leave me an economy i wouldn't do her like that though i wouldn't she my best friend probably valid definitely.

37:17 Would leave me an economy i know for a fact but i just i still knowing that i would not do that to her it's If it's.

37:23 Your man's money, so if your man has, so you would take your money, your actual money.

37:27 My actual money.

37:28 He pays for the trip for everybody and you, you take your extra money to let her be up here with y'all.

37:32 Yeah, she's in business class, so I'm sure it would only be a little bit of a difference. I would pay that for my friend to be up here with me. And then y'all gonna bust her down at the end of the night? Man, we not busting, not that best friend.

37:40 Yes, we are.

37:40 Me and my man gonna bust down y'all, but.

37:42 Not this friend.

37:43 That is the rules.

37:44 That is the rules. Not that friend. Hell no. That's the rules. Nah, not that best friend. That's like a sister. I'm just saying, you're not leaving your sister.

37:52 Well, y'all said y'all would. If he don't start, I would get off here. You can use the bathroom up here. If you know, we gonna send you a couple shots back. And business class is.

38:03 Not even that bad. She was cool. That's not even economy. I'm just saying.

38:10 If i got it everybody don't got it and the friend ain't back and she.

38:14 Was grateful she was where's her money yet.

38:16 She don't have she doesn't have a billionaire husband she has what she has so she she paid her business class listen she's not even if i'm the friend i'm not keeping up with the johnsies.

38:25 Fuck all that bitch i'll be back here and i'll.

38:28 See y'all when we land even if the shoe was on either foot i'm still not even about to overdo it about it but Everybody's different.

38:35 Everybody different.

38:36 This is like a girl. She go to Roof Chris. She ain't never been to Roof Chris. She get with you. Now she want to go to Roof Chris.

38:43 She really just had her thug.

38:47 Bitch, now you want some stuffed chicken, hoe. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

38:52 My day one, it's together.

38:56 It's off the roof.

38:57 I'm not going to go broke trying to take care of the next, but billions of dollars can't be.

39:01 Spent in a lifetime. I'm about to get this bitch. She can use my points to get to first class.

39:06 Well, at the end of the day, it's 520 somewhere. We in first class. Barbie in first class.

39:11 We in that bitch too. And honestly, it don't matter. We in first class regardless. We in the back of the plane. We in the back of the plane. We in the back of the plane. We in the back of the plane. We in the back of the plane. We walk past Jeff, Mike, Mal, Pete, DJ, Lou.

39:23 Because they don't even say hello when we walk past them on.

39:26 The fucking plane. Jeff be like this. He be like this. I don't know y'all hoes. Hey, what up, y'all? You be laughing at us. Be laughing at us.

39:34 Be laughing at us. He the only one. You laugh at us.

39:40 You say, I'm going to send some shots back there. Never sent them. Mal talking about something. Mal talking about something. Do we talk about it?

39:47 Nigga, you know.

39:49 I was high in the airport. And I'm at the Tattletail.

39:52 And on top of that, walking past Jeff, Mike, B, and all this, this, and that, we walked past Malk and his bitch in first class, and we all went to the back of the fucking plane.

40:00 You know what, y'all?

40:01 We supposed to be the 5-2-0s. We about to be on our Savannah besties shit. We about to upgrade our shit. Y'all, y'all, next flight, you feel me?

40:07 Just have a.

40:08 Y'all didn't ever say Savannah friend did not complain.

40:10 She didn't. No, no, no.

40:12 We're aware.

40:12 We're aware. She shouldn't. We're aware.

40:15 It's the neck.

40:15 It's the neck. You know the one that.

40:17 I wouldn't.

40:17 I wouldn't complain. She said, my friends know not to expect nothing from me.

40:20 What?

40:31 No my friends know when when my nigga be on we look out don't we.

40:35 But this is my thing if your nigga is a bitch and her nigga but.

40:39 You know what so i get to have fun with y'all though that's not what that means yeah it is that's not what that.

40:44 Means having fun with each other i'm like four or five down Come on, baby.

40:49 Babe, you don't got to. You don't have to. Thank you.

40:53 All right, come on. We're in a purse. We're in a purse.

40:57 Listen, at that time, her best friend is like your family. That's your family. We are. This is your family.

41:04 This ain't my family. Your best friend has been around your husband for years. They've been around each other for years.

41:10 He's not looking at her like joking.

41:13 Freaking out.

41:14 And we out of the country?

41:15 Yes.

41:16 Oh my goodness. I like them. Yeah, but so nobody looks at that. Nobody looks at that wrong.

41:23 So if he wanted to buy a private jet, then that's fine. But just think of how much that is to get a private jet. Or you could just use some points and let your best friend be in.

41:35 First class with you.

41:35 Some points.

41:36 Use some points. They got hella points.

41:39 I was saying if I was a man and I'm doing like a big ass trip.

41:42 Yeah, that's different. Plus one.

41:44 It's cool, because my niggas, hopefully one of my niggas get on there.

41:47 Alleviate.

41:48 So I don't give a fuck how much it is, because I'm paying for everybody anyway. But just for y'all to go to Chicago from LA, niggas in the business.

41:57 But that's what I'm saying. They were going out the country.

42:00 So first class white could be like.

42:03 $ 10, 000 or more. Yeah, and I think that that's completely valid. I'm not expecting that of my man.

42:09 And I don't want my man to do that because I could buy a Chanel with that 10 G's.

42:13 He's a billionaire. You don't want me to have a new Chanel? No, her getting first class is not stepping in your Chanel's. Your man is a billionaire.

42:22 Chanel or your friend?

42:23 You're probably sponsored by Chanel, bitch.

42:24 Chanel.

42:26 My friend, she's still going to be here. We still going to get off the plane. We're going to be locked in.

42:31 Friendship wasted. Shots to the face of a white girl wasted.

42:35 All right, but let me ask you this. Y'all rather be fluid out or him fly in? Like on some, we just met. We don't know each other. We need to get acquainted. Fluid out.

42:47 Fluid out.

42:47 Don't come to my shit.

42:49 No i'd rather you come on in come here come here bitch you about to show in the city nah we can go we can go out and on dates on the outskirts get you a little room oh there she go i swear i swear to y'all we can go on the outskirts because guess.

43:05 What y'all sneaky it.

43:07 Takes so much energy out of a bitch like bitch i probably gotta.

43:11 Call off work I got to make arrangements for my kids.

43:14 I got to fucking come to you, be in your space, and also, if we just met, it's low-key dangerous.

43:19 Why you think they didn't just met?

43:21 This your man. No, I'm not talking about it. They say if you get jet lag, you're not well-traveled.

43:27 Hmm.

43:28 Okay sure but but y'all want.

43:30 This to be an economy then you said it take a lot for you to fly but you want this bitch to be an economy for 12 hours like because flights are annoying we're not gonna act like flights are annoying like if we're just now getting acquainted and shit now if you've obviously if we're in a long distance relationship you gonna be here i'm gonna be there that's how we gonna do it but if we just met And we're trying to get acquainted and you're out of town, nigga.

43:50 Come here. Get you a room. I can pull up.

43:53 I can go home. You don't got to know where I stay. We can go on a date. I don't got to lose no sleep on a flight. I don't got to make arrangements for my kids for my job.

44:01 Nothing. Right, right. Fly me out. Fly me out, please. Thank you. I've been to the state. You live in the state. You probably live in a state.

44:10 My city probably cool as well.

44:12 Like, I've been everywhere. I don't got to go. Okay, well, let me ask y'all this.

44:15 Boom.

44:16 Are you it's more convenient for you to come wait now because we're about to exercise your thing what you.

44:20 Better say like can i stay at your crib no no.

44:23 That's why i fly me out you can't even know where i live nigga my man can oh man yes my man can listen okay.

44:32 Let's talk she she keeps she keeps.

44:34 Like comparing it to herself because she's in a long distance relationship That's not what we're talking about.

44:40 We're not talking.

44:41 About do you want your man to fly you to his city or do y'all want to come to this boring motherfucker?

44:47 My city lit. He love it here. Come here. Let me ask y'all this. He flying you out. Y'all flying out. He got money to be in first class. He got to get you a first class ticket or you in economy? Bitch, I'm in economy. No questions asked.

45:04 What?

45:05 I'm flying you out.

45:09 What?

45:09 What you just say? It's okay. We go to the same place.

45:15 I thought y'all was talking about if we're on the same flight and he's in first class and I'm.

45:19 In the back. No, we're not.

45:22 Stop saying you would not even do your bitch like that.

45:24 So just stop. You're trolling. Cut it out. Look at his face. You ain't never in first class. So, I'm judging you now. Go ahead. So, the man.

45:40 Your man said, I got this money. Like y'all said, that's LeBron James money. That's LeBron James money. That ain't that girl money.

45:48 So, he not valid. If you in business. He put you in business and he in first.

45:53 Bro, we was talking about the friend five minutes ago. We weren't talking about me.

45:56 I know.

45:57 We talking about you now.

45:57 Me, me, me.

45:58 No.

45:58 Why would you say first class? No, we need to be equal. Now, okay. I got a better question. Let's do it.

46:06 If y'all sitting on a flight and you and your man, y'all got seats next to each other, who's sitting in the middle seat and who get the window?

46:14 I'll sit in the middle. I will too.

46:16 That's what I was going to say. Now, I'll sit in the middle. but i'm not sitting in no mother two seats in first class oh i shot your ass up you so childish i just feel like if i get the you sit in.

46:29 The economy that's saving me money cause just think yeah he.

46:44 Paying for the whole trip when you go sit in the economy whole trip is on him y'all don't have to pay for shit all you have to do is get on this flight and look cute and you getting there like you said when you pull up.

46:56 It's the villa we live and we turn no we're together on this flight so he has to pay for the villa he has to pay for.

47:02 Two first class tickets my thing is all.

47:05 I you don't have to we could both be in economy or we could both be in.

47:09 First class Like, I'm not... You not about to be in first class and I'm in economy.

47:14 I already said you have a window seat, nigga. Because what sense do that make? So, that's what you want.

47:20 You like that. No, I'm asking y'all. And I'm asking you. I'm not going for that. No, not at all.

47:25 But I'm saying, so why is that... So, why should your... So, why should your best friend.

47:30 We're not, though. So, why should your best friend... It does not compare to.

47:34 you're a bitch are you gonna fucking suck this dick with me no okay to the back of the bus why are.

47:41 We just saying it's the same thing.

47:43 Like my mind is not that's.

47:45 Crazy we're not we not a thruffle it's not a thruffle Miami that's fine hey you can too so you would do economy with your nigga but you not he in first class and you in economy absolutely the fuck not so you would complain about not being in first class if y'all going out the country y'all got a 10 air flight and he booked two economy tickets no that's cool we thought y'all about to be so uncomfortable and ugly as fuck are y'all putting up anything if it's a trip are y'all paying for the flights if he planned for the whole trip i pay for flights i pay for trips so yeah I pay for excursions.

48:30 I'm talking about excursions. You want me to tip the bar, boo? I got you, babe. I got dinner. Sweetest day, you guys.

48:43 Sweetest day is in october it's coming national boyfriend day passed too and this one i'm gonna tell you well we don't have boyfriends so who gets if he lets you post him for national boyfriend day don't buy that nigga nothing for sweetie's day y'all hear me i i ain't i ain't see you post shit no i'm just playing what y'all want for sweetest day what should we do y'all for sweetest day i think sweetest day is like the kind of keep it.

49:04 Like it's supposed to be y'all valentine's day it's.

49:09 A real day for y'all Real bitches acknowledge Sweetest Day. You gonna be Wanda or you gonna be, what's her name?

49:17 Dara.

49:18 Dara.

49:19 So listen i think i'm wanda i'm chilling in the kitchen

49:28 Speaker 2:

49:30 .

49:32 Speaker 15:

49:35 .

49:37 Speaker 2:

49:40 .

49:52 I don't want no Louisville.

49:53 I don't want no fucking Louisville.

49:55 You could get that. How much that cost? $ 5, 000. With the rim? Oh, you're not getting that, babe. For your birthday, sweet day, Christmas.

50:08 Oh, God. Oh, God.

50:08 Hey, this is a made-up ass holiday. Come on.

50:20 That might be toxic.

50:23 Cool.

50:23 Sweetest day. No, sweetest day is like.

50:25 Sweetest day is like a 500. No, we're not even talking about Valentine's Day. But sweetest day is like a 500 to a thousand. Maybe 1,500.

50:30 Five to 1,500. So what's Valentine's Day?

50:32 500 is the cap. Valentine's Day is the same thing?

50:33 Valentine's Day, yeah.

50:34 It's the same thing. No, Valentine's Day is a real holiday.

50:51 You've got to really put your best foot forward. What do you want for Valentine's Day, Kiki? Let's get into it now. I want a Raleigh. She already bought it herself.

51:00 I was going to ask for a pair of designer shoes. Give me some red bottoms for the dinner. That's $ 1, 100, bitch. Yeah, that's cool. Sweetest day, like I said. $ 500 to $ 1, 500. What's the birthday budget?

51:11 It ain't no budget.

51:13 It's different.

51:19 Yeah, you could get that. On my mama, you might can get that. You might can get that. You might can get that.

51:27 She said not that white man holiday. I'm not going.

51:30 Sweetest day, no. And Christmas, we gotta keep it light on Christmas for the kids. Hell no. I'ma show my ass on Christmas too. I'ma show my ass on Christmas and birthdays. Bitch, you don't got as many kids as me.

51:45 You can get your kids to get up. type shit i'll pay for the christmas and oh okay cool well that's what i'm saying you got a real man he's.

51:52 You know exactly that's what i'm saying you gotta go hard on christmas and i gotta deal with a birthday that's three days before christmas so that's a that's another factor.

52:01 That ain't nothing but.

52:03 An urban air experience oh god urban air not for the party.

52:07 Not your kids yeah.

52:11 And that's the thing too that's important to mention like when when niggas.

52:15 Is going you get to go bitch get them tires bitch i'm gonna.

52:21 Give you them tires i'm rolling i'm rolling literally because if i gotta.

52:25 Do all this shit on some real shit like pay for your first because.

52:30 That's really he's stuck on that first class.

52:32 But pay for your first class flight oh my mom.

52:34 That's just expensive You only have to pay for it if you're in first class as well.

52:40 We can thug it together. I'm not tripping. Why would you want to sit somewhere where I'm not at?

52:46 Yeah, you small.

52:48 Oh, exactly.

52:49 So when I'm sitting in this middle seat and you over there with the window, you got all this space.

52:55 Oh, no.

52:57 Okay. And he gonna be in 1E, 1A. I'm gonna be.

53:01 Sending you reels on TikTok what we about to do.

53:04 Oh, he's sending you reels. Oh, you're paying for the Wi-Fi on a plane and everything? Yeah, I'm gonna need that dub.

53:08 I'm gonna send you that dub.

53:09 Shit, that shit free on American Airlines. I know I'm tricking you. But he's still not going. Fuck this.

53:14 So, what you getting your man for Sweetie's Day?

53:16 What am I getting him for Sweetie's Day? Does he celebrate that? Because I know, is he a Southern man?

53:21 He better.

53:22 It originated in Chicago. I don't know what I'm getting him yet. I haven't thought that fucking far. What's your budget?

53:32 A real one.

53:33 Yeah, I do have a real boyfriend. We are so happy for her! He's a super simple guy, though.

53:43 I don't know what to get him. I do shit for him all the time, so I don't know. That's a real bitch right there.

53:49 How long y'all been together?

53:52 This is the video that they call us in the air force bitch um i don't know i don't know what.

54:05 I'm gonna do for uh sweetie day but like when i the last boyfriend i had yeah the last boyfriend i had i paid for massages i took him out to eat and i got him some designer shit all right real bitch Real bitch.

54:20 Y'all got Barbie fucked up.

54:22 Y'all be on the show acting like she dressed in that in the third, bro.

54:27 She's a real bitch. Y'all got her fucked up. Y'all got my bitch bent.

54:34 I don't know.

54:35 I'm going to figure it out. I always say it depends on what your person like. You can have a bitch that don't want no designer.

54:42 You can go and buy her fucking Chanel and all she wanted was a robe and some house shoes. I really just wanted a chicken coop, boo. A chicken coop is. What is that? A chicken coop would be lovely. A chicken coop? Yeah. I would love that. You want one too?

54:54 Yeah. Not me.

54:55 No, thank you. I do. You can Chanel me. Chanel. I got gadgets. I'll take a CC. I got plenty of designer boots. Give me a chicken coop. I'll wear a Chanel.

55:04 Because what's the equivalent of a Chanel for a man? Because that's 10 Gs.

55:08 Oh.

55:09 I don't even know. What costs that much for a man? What's 10 Gs?

55:15 Because he said it's tires. It's five.

55:17 A Cuban?

55:18 No, they're way more than that. You can get like a bracelet, a ring.

55:27 Oh, that's a good idea.

55:36 Pay up your nigga mortgage for a year, y'all. That's some real shit. I can't wait to get rich, though, because I really do want to trick on my nigga. Like, I want to be like, here's a fleet of fucking semis, or here's this, this, this, and that. I want to trick like that. Me too. You know, I can't wait.

55:49 I love tricking.

55:49 I feel like men need to feel appreciated. I talk a lot of shit about men, but I really do. I love black men.

55:55 We know you do. Through and through. They get on my motherfucking nerves, though. But, oh, my God.

55:59 Did y'all see that? They were talking about black men are hard to love, and they was doing all this. I never jump on that. I'm going to bash y'all and talk shit about y'all, because y'all do get on motherfucking nerves, and y'all do be on bullshit. But to say that y'all are hard to love or undeserving of love, never.

56:12 First off, I'm raising a black man. I'm raising a black man.

56:16 And.

56:16 Even if he ends up to be like his ain't shit daddy, he still deserves love.

56:20 Yeah, no.

56:21 Not deserving of love, but they are hard to love. You think they are hard to love?

56:25 They are.

56:26 And we're not even talking about all black men. You know, we can't like put all men, women, black people, whatever. We can't put them all in a box. However, there are a lot of black men out here.

56:37 Who are hard to love. But also we are too. And they know that.

56:40 And also it's not, that shit wasn't by accident. That shit was by design. Like they did this shit on purpose. Our men are the highest rate of incarcerated-ass people. Our men, they sit here and they feed us like, oh, you got to get you a nigga with some money. It's not harder for any demographic of man to make money than our black men.

57:05 And it's just like, that's all they preach to us. That's all we see all day. Oh, a nigga with money, a nigga with money. Like, our whole fucking....

57:13 Like they they took down our communities. When we was building and we was up here, they tore that shit down. So it's like it's harder for our black men.

57:21 It's harder for our black women.

57:22 We're honestly and also we feed into that shit heavily.

57:26 Like it's almost a bit of a gender war when it comes to us.

57:30 So it's not even like black men are hard to love because they was given the short end of the stick.

57:35 But we are too. But they did that shit on purpose. They want to break up the.

57:39 Black family, and I feel like we should not fall victim to that.

57:42 Yeah, I'm going to stay. I'm going to always be with a black man.

57:45 I don't care how hard y'all are to love. I'm going to figure it out, and I'm going to break y'all down. And we all need therapy at the end of the day. That's all that it is. But on a lighter note, amazing sex for the rest of your life, but every time you eat food, it's nasty, or amazing food for the rest of your life, but every time you have.

58:00 Sex, it's trash. Give me the.

58:06 Food.

58:06 You want nasty food or good food? I'm saying, give me good food.

58:10 So you're going to have trash sex?

58:14 I will take good food over trash sex.

58:16 I will take the amazing sex for a thousand, Bob.

58:20 I'm right behind you, Billy. You eat every day. You eat three meals a day. If I got a nigga, bitch, I'll get bust down four times a day. I don't even want to fuck that much. This the thing. I do. I do. Anyways, this the thing, y'all. Y'all don't even understand. We're supposed to eat to live. Eat to live.

58:41 You're either eating to live or you're eating to die. Bitch, we don't got to have a fire ass meal every time we eat. That's why our community is so fucking obese. Bitch, you're fat as fuck. Bitch, go hop on a fucking treadmill and quit worrying about this fucking ribeye and these motherfucking scalloped potatoes, hoe.

58:59 Like, bro, I'll take the good dick. I don't know. I'm a i'm a.

59:03 Pleaser so i'm gonna help you get there i've had trash dick plenty of times so give me a good ass food like i'm sorry i see what the people make like value food over everything else so girl you said that you would take you would take yes i would i would take good dick over food and i would take money over dick so.

59:26 That's my hierarchy of needs that's valid i'm gonna go with the good dick every time i feel like hoes i'm sorry what bad food is now It's just not fire. It's just not fire, y'all. It said trash food or trash dick. I'd rather find out what the trash food is over the trash dick.

59:48 And when I don't have my condiments, when I don't have my motherfucking good food and the shit, like, it pisses me the fuck off. Why can't I drop in my motherfucking horse ride food?

59:59 Bitch, I'm ready to air this bitch out. Like, no. Give me the good food.

1:00:04 You're talking about all that eating to live, all that bullshit. You gotta eat still, whatever it is.

1:00:10 Every day. Multiple times a day.

1:00:12 You can go without sex. You've been celibate before for how long?

1:00:18 Like, come on.

1:00:19 I don't know. Who?

1:00:24 She need to make up for lost time. I don't know, man. How you feel? Trash food or trash coochie?

1:00:32 Trash food.

1:00:33 Trash food. I mean, sex is so... Now, this is a man who's got his priorities in order.

1:00:39 This nigga eats food for five.

1:00:40 Days a day. That's what I'm saying, though. That's what he feel. He valid. You know what? It ain't that deep, but I do want the dick to be deep, y'all. I'm sorry. I mean, good sex is just.

1:00:51 DJ said it before He don't get fucked by no fool He need that.

1:00:55 Coochie DJ eating to live He said that shit so quick I'm sorry y'all Nothing like some good ass sex It nourishes your body You feel that shit on a spiritual level I agree with that Your.

1:01:14 Whole body is just like humming As long as I can eat and I'm not hungry I'll be fine I'm not starving. Yeah. Maybe I can eat while I'm having sex and it all just feel good.

1:01:25 And people who go to the gym who like trying to, you know, they just, they eat.

1:01:30 The same shit every day. Cause y'all not telling me that sweet potatoes and ground beef is good. Give me that dick. And cottage cheese, bro, and kale.

1:01:39 Give me the kale, the sweet potatoes, the cottage cheese, no hot sauce, no ranch, no barbecue sauce, bitch, no honey, no creamer in your coffee, bitch.

1:01:49 Eat all that shit plain Jane.

1:01:51 What they didn't tell y'all is that good dick, good Gucci gonna leave. Good food ain't gonna leave.

1:01:58 That wasn't part of the deal. That wasn't part of the deal.

1:02:02 Oh, God.

1:02:03 You got to be realistic. Well, we live to fight another day.

1:02:08 It's always a better dick.

1:02:10 I'm going to say, babe, just come on in.

1:02:21 Coming up drizzle a little drizzle it might be.

1:02:26 Cause his food ain't trash so he might got a little hot sauce in his shit bitch I hope not that pH gonna be through.

1:02:39 Oh god oh my goodness y'all are so freaking.

1:02:45 Funny y'all like no go back up.

1:02:48 Up up up up up All right, I did want to ask y'all, before we wrap it up, can you play this clip right up under where.

1:02:54 It say twang versus stank? I'm glad to be in here today. It's a difference, y'all.

1:02:59 It's a difference.

1:03:01 What in the world? Play the clip, please. Roll the clip. He don't see this shit.

1:03:05 He swear he don't watch the podcast, but I don't believe shit a nigga say.

1:03:09 It has to be the same.

1:03:10 Yeah, Lil Jon say. Did you just smile or something?

1:03:14 Ah!

1:03:15 So she's smelling her twat on the podcast and that thang thang. And so what I need y'all to do is bend y'all legs back and smell that.

1:03:23 But what is the difference between a twang and stank? What's the difference?

1:03:30 Tell me.

1:03:31 You talk to the people. Mic him up.

1:03:33 Mic him up.

1:03:34 The twang is when she at work on the lunch break.

1:03:40 Oh, God.

1:03:41 She been hot. She been sweating a little bit. It is.

1:03:45 Doing a video at the gym everybody don't stink when they work.

1:03:56 Out i'm just saying natural i'm not even saying she's thinking yeah i'm telling you what what really is taking through.

1:04:01 There but some men want it fresh up out the gym they want that sweaty musky.

1:04:05 That's a nasty trifle he's just freaking geeky you come and crack your girl on a lunch break and go about your life.

1:04:11 Men do act like they be some men do be acting like they like a little smell to it though is.

1:04:17 That not weird as hell it is i'm not gonna call it weird i'm just saying you're just.

1:04:22 Pheromones is that pheromones no pheromones that's a different thing i also saw like a reel where it was like a guy was like after you link with that baddie and he just was like smelling his upper lip all day like he was enjoying smelling her on his lips i'll be trying to put y'all so much in my business i'm not saying so okay the girl on the show she said after that she's found out that her coochie was her funky or muscular she she told me that she needs to clean it with a toothbrush oh what i heard it What? So I want to know, what is y'all badge care routine?

1:05:01 That sounds very painful. What are y'all doing? How do y'all take care of y'all coochie? For the girls in the back. What are y'all doing? I mean, I just got that feminine wash. That's really all you need. What kind of feminine wash do you use? I switch it up. Pretty kitty bitch. I use that.

1:05:19 And then there was one called Miss Her or something.

1:05:21 Right now I'm using a really commercial brand. It's from Target.

1:05:25 Okay.

1:05:26 I just feel like when y'all shit water, you don't really do all that. No, please don't.

1:05:31 No, it's not.

1:05:31 Honey Pot, Summer's Eve. I was using it.

1:05:33 My last one was Honey Pot. This one is, I cannot think of the brand, but it's cool.

1:05:39 I'm liking it.

1:05:42 So my vaginal care, I'm real big on tea tree oil. I feel like just get you a little water and a few drops of tea tree oil and rub.

1:05:51 Oh, yeah.

1:05:51 I use tea tree oil as well. Rub that thing down. I will say that. Get in front of your sink and splatter it up there like this. In front of the sink? No. Just your shower. She wants to do.

1:06:02 More of this.

1:06:02 On the sink like this.

1:06:05 Not just sink your faucet your faucet in your tub or if you got a detachable shower head just give you a little water hit it with a little bit of um a little tea tree that's all you need i do use it's a purple bottle of.

1:06:17 I can't think of what that's called can you look it up it's a purple bottle of.

1:06:20 No no no motherfucker bad just see it's like love wellness or something like that but I use that and I'm still call me old school but if something old I'm gonna take an apple cider vinegar bath so fucking quick listen let me feel a twitch a twang or anything in that thing I will right there it's called love wellness love wellness what the fuck is that You know what? If y'all shit too off the radar, bitch, go ahead and get you some good old flageol.

1:06:51 What is that?

1:06:52 You don't gonna make an appointment at home.

1:06:55 What is that, Dr. Stern? Can you lift it up, Mel?

1:06:57 It's like wash.

1:06:59 Wash.

1:06:59 Give me the real thing.

1:07:00 The fuck? Dr.

1:07:01 Stern?

1:07:01 Dr. Stern. I've never heard that. Dr.

1:07:03 Sebi?

1:07:04 Stern.

1:07:04 S-T-R-N, maybe? S-T-R- He said Dr. Stern wash. Look at this other man. I don't want him washing my coochie.

1:07:18 S-T-U-R-E.

1:07:19 He white.

1:07:20 S-T-U-R-E.

1:07:20 No, it's Barbara Stern.

1:07:22 You ever heard of Barbara Stern before?

1:07:24 No.

1:07:24 Barbara Stern. You know about Barbara Stern. I don't know anything about her. Okay.

1:07:30 I'll have to track it up. Where they sell it? Yikes.

1:07:33 Oh my gosh.

1:07:34 Won't be using that, thank you. That bring them a fucking bag. That's more than a prescription. Yeah.

1:07:40 Y'all got like old coochie.

1:07:42 All right. I'm glad y'all can't hear me. Hopefully y'all can't hear me. He got them old balls.

1:07:48 But yeah, I just feel like if you're going to use a mouth soap and make sure you're not putting it inside of your coochie hole, stay away from dirty niggas.

1:07:56 How do you even know about this? You be in the shower like, what's this?

1:08:01 I had a little clean joint back in the day. She was really good.

1:08:04 I spent a lot of time I remember that bitch.

1:08:09 Just imagine how much you have to wash your coochie and you can save $ 5 a wash.

1:08:14 That's what I was trying to... I was like, let me not put my business... But he was just like, literally that... I was like, so you.

1:08:21 yeah don't give us no cliffhanger now that's her that's her pet peeve but here she goes it's my pet peeve i know but he that's like a seven daily sin of of like podcast okay but i just felt like he was just saying like it doesn't have it doesn't have a smell and i just feel like that's a lie like.

1:08:38 All coochie has a smell no not all of them.

1:08:41 And so i'm like literally like and i know he was like it just doesn't he was like i don't know i've never messed with nobody that just does not have a smell he's like not saying that i mess with stinky people he's like but literally like I could go and not brush my teeth after eating you out.

1:08:52 And it just doesn't. And I'm just like, oh, that's.

1:08:55 I'm like it ain't on your lip he's like no you literally just smell like water and I'm just like that's crazy I feel like I could smell my coochie like not saying it didn't stink but I know my coochie smell you're not telling me it smells like water I know what water smells like and I know what coochie smells like.

1:09:13 I could tell I could tell The good bastard. He did buy me some new soft towels. We went to Walmart. We got new rags and towels.

1:09:29 No we went to walmart and he was telling me that i like thin the thin white rags and he.

1:09:41 Wanted the soft ones yeah i'm like i don't.

1:09:43 Want that thick ass rags no because it gives you a little bit of exfoliation them little thin ones i can't get that thick one up my.

1:09:51 Ass that thick one I don't want that.

1:09:53 I have just some regular towels, baby. He got me new towels, new breath. Real quick, speaking of funk, y'all. So, if your homegirl breath stink, y'all in the club, y'all in the section, you get a whiff of her shit, are you going.

1:10:06 To tell her? Absolutely. I'm going to throw you a... Absolutely.

1:10:11 She's throwing that thing around, and it's a little musky, and it's a scent.

1:10:15 You going to tell her?

1:10:17 Yeah.

1:10:18 How?

1:10:18 We're... I'm going to be like. That's how you're going to do her.

1:10:22 He is trolling.

1:10:22 He is trolling the fuck out of you today. Bro, he got me fucked up.

1:10:27 One time I told, first of all, if my bitch is throwing that coochie and it.

1:10:32 Stink, I'm going to be like, hey, bitch. I ain't nothing.

1:10:35 I'm going to be like, stop, stop, stop. I'm going to offer you a tampon to plug that.

1:10:40 Motherfucker real quick, for real, too. You got tricks on me.

1:10:44 Bitch, we're going to have to stop the green smoke, for real.

1:10:49 I've been traumatized. We know. Y'all, and I ain't been the same.

1:10:55 She remember she told, yeah, I ain't smell it, though. This girl came and danced on me, and baby, she was in my face, and I was like, Oh, hell no. I ain't never really done that. I never had that happen to me. And it was like, I felt like when the smell had came, she stopped.

1:11:13 So I'm like, something must have leaked out or something.

1:11:15 So did she fart or did she? No, baby, that was a, that was a, she wasn't using that serum, baby. She wasn't, I don't know what she was using. And she might've been using some Dove or something or I don't know what she was using, but it wasn't right.

1:11:29 Bro, one time I told my friend her breath was stinking. and we was headed in a club, and she was like, darn, so damn, so what does it smell like?

1:11:37 I'm like, it's just like, it's just like a little tart smell, you know? Like, and I'm like, need to get some gum do you got some gum no i actually don't have any gum but you need to get some gum immediately when i say this bitch went the whole night with no gum i'm talking about she partied hard i'm like we after the club we wrapping up debriefing the night i'm like bitch i can't believe you've been in that club all night with no you know you gotta be like No for real I'm like bitch you been in niggas face Without no fucking doubt She said oh well He doesn't care.

1:12:14 Ew Ew That's wild I ain't trying to have no funky ass breath baby Listen I keep mouthwash I keep the disposable toothbrushes I got some.

1:12:25 I definitely got mouthwash in my purse I might.

1:12:28 Have some I got a convenience store in my purse And his breast up.

1:12:33 Hell yeah.

1:12:34 I told a dude his breath stunk before and he was like, I just brushed my teeth.

1:12:38 We'll brush them again. One time this nigga was.

1:12:41 Like, yeah. And so this girl was like, this girl asked me for some money and I was like, nah, I ain't really got it right now. She was like, nigga, fuck you anyways. And that's why y'all breath be fucking stinking. And he was like, So, do my breath be stinking?

1:12:56 And I said, yes, sometimes.

1:12:58 Because getting the courage to tell somebody that they stink, it does take a lot.

1:13:02 This nigga had the fucking.

1:13:04 It don't take too much.

1:13:07 That doctor, whatever the fuck, and he started swishing. He was like... Just started swishing immediately. He said, oh, hell no. I got to get this shit. I got to get this shit together. Y'all have to floss. You have to floss. You got to floss. And brush that motherfucking tongue.

1:13:23 Or use a tongue scraper, but honestly, if you don't have a tongue scraper, you can use.

1:13:28 Them floss sticks. You know, they got that lineup.

1:13:30 If you don't got a tongue scraper, run that motherfucking floss stick across your tongue. a few times and I used to with my ex I used to take a look at the back of his throat and make sure he didn't have no calcium deposits in the back of his tonsils because that will have your fucking breath stinking and if you got a real bitch she will she will fucking get that shit out for you don't nobody want you going outside walking around with that wait you can get his calcium stones out tonsil stones hell yeah you can do it anybody can do it what do you fucking mean how do you do that oh you put your head back you be like hey do i got some tonsil stones you go like and then you look and see in his tonsils if he got some

1:14:13 calcium deposits pop that motherfucker out you stick your finger in his throat an object bitch please i'm going to the dentist get your filthy hands off of me.

1:14:24 A dentist ain't gonna get that motherfuckers out for you they not and it.

1:14:27 Comes off i'm so crazy i need to look into this Yeah, because I can't just let somebody just stick their hands in my throat.

1:14:34 You can... Never mind.

1:14:35 But she ain't lying, though.

1:14:36 That's for real.

1:14:38 Never heard of this before.

1:14:39 You can tell Tonsil Storm Breath for sure. And my thing is, if you got a bitch at home or if you got a bitch that really fuck with you and she letting you walk around, she don't fuck with you.

1:14:48 Because she could have got them bitches out. I have never heard of this. I'm going to look this up.

1:14:54 But, chat, make sure y'all get y'all calcium stones off.

1:14:56 I'm so fucking confused.

1:14:59 Calcium stones, calcium lollets. Yeah, we gonna call it a night. I'm about to go see if I got some calcium stones in the back of my motherfucking throat. I don't know, because I want you to grab it. On Wednesdays, we wear pink. We love you guys. You can't sit with us, but you can watch us. We see you next spooky season.