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0:00 Welcome back to It Is 520 Somewhere. I am your girl, Barbie. And I got my favorite, my favorite, my favorite superheroes in the world with me. Because there's not that many girl superheroes, is it?

0:12 No. No, yes.

0:15 Superwoman.

0:16 Catwoman. Wonder Woman.

0:19 Wonder Woman.

0:21 Mystique.

0:22 Oh, no, wait.

0:22 Is she a superhero? She's kind of good. She's kind of like both. But she's more good than bad.

0:29 I don't know that many.

0:30 You know many super women? What's the red?

0:32 Girlfriend.

0:33 Girlfriend. Y'all know all of them.

0:35 This ain't my lane.

0:36 Oh, damn. Storm. No, wait.

0:38 I'm talking about Jane.

0:40 No, what's Scarlett Johansson? Black Widow. Love her.

0:43 Black Widow.

0:44 Oh, okay.

0:44 I know Cherokee, Buffy the Body.

0:48 Oh, goodness gracious. Invisible Woman.

0:51 2004 Pinky.

0:52 How could we forget Storm, y'all? Storm is fire.

0:55 And Gamora. Y'all know who I really.

0:59 There she go.

1:00 Y'all know who I wanted to be?

1:01 Who?

1:02 Sailor Moon.

1:03 Love Sailor Moon. I love Sailor Moon.

1:04 Did you ever watch the show? I had a real childhood.

1:08 Yeah.

1:08 So you didn't watch cartoons at all?

1:10 No, I didn't.

1:11 He didn't know what we were watching. What were you watching? Jeopardy and shit? Judge Judy?

1:13 No, I grew up watching like Lowdown Dirty Shame, House Party.

1:17 Okay, yeah, that too.

1:18 I didn't believe in like fictional shit. Like Ninja Turtles was my shit because I could see the, they was like, it was a real movie about them.

1:25 Yeah.

1:25 So I thought them niggas was real. Like Power Rangers and shit, they was real people.

1:29 Love Power Rangers.

1:30 Yeah.

1:31 Oh, so you didn't like the animated stuff.

1:32 Y'all can put y'all apples, drop y'all apples.

1:34 But I was really just watching movies and shit. I was like Martin and Fresh Parents.

1:40 So you really didn't watch cartoons?

1:41 Yeah, I've never been childish.

1:42 The Simpsons? Never been childish.

1:44 I've never been childish.

1:45 Damn.

1:46 There's nothing wrong with it though, shit. I'm proud of y'all. Like my kids watch cartoons. I don't tell them I had a childhood.

1:53 I think that that's crazy.

1:54 I used to, but I did used to like Flintstone, the real Flintstone, Liar Liar, Dumber and Dumber.

2:00 But what did you, my thing is like, what did you get out of watching like Looney Tunes in the morning? Like was it something just to do?

2:05 I wasn't really watching Looney Tunes.

2:06 Yeah, I wasn't big on Looney Tunes. Tom and Jerry was pretty lit though.

2:09 Tom and Jerry was lit.

2:10 I fucked with a couple Disney movies though.

2:13 Yeah.

2:13 Beauty and the Beast. Fire. Aladdin was my nigga.

2:16 Fire.

2:17 You feel me? I know a couple. That's about it though.

2:19 That's about four hours to go. Hercules.

2:20 I ain't never watched that.

2:22 What?

2:22 What? I seen that nigga though.

2:24 They're overly tapped in.

2:25 Mulan?

2:26 Moana?

2:28 Yeah.

2:30 You didn't watch Mulan?

2:32 No.

2:33 I know Moana because of my daughters.

2:35 Okay.

2:35 Hercules. We talked about this before. Hercules or Prince of Egypt.

2:39 You don't fuck with what he just said. What is Prince of Egypt?

2:41 Who's the Prince of Egypt?

2:41 That's what I said.

2:42 They deep in it. Like in the Bible?

2:44 Yeah. It was a movie. Yeah, but there's a movie.

2:47 I wasn't talking about it.

2:47 Whitney and Mariah sang this song. Yeah, he parted the sea.

2:49 He parted the sea in a movie? Can't be me and your co.

2:52 At the end? You got to watch this movie. You're going to love it.

2:54 Prince of Egypt.

2:55 Was that in Egypt? Yes, they were in Egypt.

2:57 That's where all the Bible was in Egypt, wasn't it?

2:59 It wasn't a Disney movie, though. So they say ancient Egypt was really.

3:03 I didn't read about Prince of Egypt in the New Testament.

3:06 Look, that's Prince of Egypt.

3:08 You've never seen that.

3:10 That don't look like Moses.

3:12 That don't look like Moses.

3:13 It was him before.

3:14 Is that him and Pocahontas? I've seen that.

3:17 You've seen Pocahontas? That's not Pocahontas, though.

3:19 What was her name?

3:21 I didn't watch this.

3:22 I tapped in.

3:22 Yeah, what's her name?

3:24 Moses' wife. Moses' wife. Mother Mary. His old lady.

3:28 His old lady.

3:30 I don't.

3:31 Look at these black people. Yeah, the Bible.

3:33 Okay.

3:33 Zip Aurora.

3:34 Was Mary and Joseph in this?

3:36 Sephora.

3:37 Yeah, they were.

3:38 Her name was Sephora, y'all?

3:39 Y'all remember that?

3:41 Sephora. Ain't that where y'all like makeup and shit?

3:44 Makeup and stuff, yeah.

3:46 Respect. Now, that's dope you had a childhood, though. I appreciate that, y'all. I ain't as dark as I thought y'all were.

3:52 I did like Players Club, though. That was my shit when I was younger.

3:54 Yeah, I watched shit like that. Yeah. I didn't really have time. Like, I just didn't get nothing out of the fake shit.

4:00 I feel like what you have in older parents, it seemed like they would have been a little bit more strict on you to not watch, you know, the stuff that.

4:06 You were watching.

4:06 Still, my older brothers and sisters were still around me, though.

4:09 That's what was like babysitting you and stuff?

4:10 Yeah, so my brother wasn't watching no cartoons.

4:13 How was your mama when she had you?

4:15 Whew.

4:17 Boy, she an old motherfucker. If my mama 80, I'm 38, you do the math. Oh, damn.

4:25 She was old. Yeah. But also, once you get down to the baby, they stop caring as much. For real.

4:33 42. You say what?

4:34 Once you get down to the baby, are you the baby?

4:37 Yeah, I'm the youngest out of 10.

4:38 So, yikes. She had 10 kids up to 42?

4:40 Yeah, her coochie on.

4:41 The side of her leg for sure.

4:43 Damn. But, you know, I'm just like.

4:46 Yeah, my mom is the original Harvey's roast beef.

4:48 Oh, man.

4:49 No, he didn't.

4:50 No, for real.

4:52 But, no, we're the oldest. And I feel like once it got down to the younger ones, like, my daddy didn't care as much no more. He wasn't as.

4:58 Yeah.

4:59 You feel like it was like that for you?

5:01 Nah, I mean, shit, it was always cool for me. I was full my whole life, though.

5:05 So, I didn't... At 42, she was older.

5:07 Some.

5:07 It's grandmothers that are 42 now.

5:09 That's crazy. Yeah.

5:11 Yeah.

5:12 I wish I would have started young. Like, my mom started at, like, 17, 16. I wish I would have started young.

5:17 That's quite a run.

5:18 That's quite a fucking run.

5:21 Yeah, 16 to 42.

5:22 But that shows you how healthy she is, too, because they say after, like, 35, her kids are, like, more prone to getting, like, Down syndrome and stuff like that.

5:30 I probably got a dab. They was bullshitting having me.

5:33 I probably got a dab. It's crazy.

5:36 Try it.

5:37 Yep.

5:38 Let's get into Fit Check.

5:39 Fit Check, get your way.

5:40 Because YouTube has been mad at us. YouTube has been mad at us. Here is y'all beloved Fit Check.

5:46 Y'all got to be reminding us. I'm sorry.

5:48 Come on.

5:49 Blossom.

5:50 Blossom. Blossom.

5:53 Blossom.

5:54 Blossom. I'm Bubbles.

5:55 Okay, who you?

5:57 Buttercup.

5:58 Blossom.

5:58 Butter. Let me find a sound.

6:01 Y'all got stripper names. That ain't no stripper. Am I a stripper?

6:06 Because you got on heels. Oh, yes, yes.

6:09 And they tall as hell.

6:10 Okay.

6:11 Why is the outfit.

6:15 Making noise, y'all?

6:17 Because it's latex.

6:19 Shout out to Fashion Nova.

6:20 Shout out to Fashion Nova.

6:21 Send us a picture.

6:22 Let's see where they got it from. That's a full trash bag.

6:27 I was sure wondering how y'all got in y'all's shoes.

6:39 Okay.

6:40 He was trying to make some kids for himself.

6:45 And that's us. You see him? Oh, whatever.

6:48 Got you.

6:49 We just, we just X, X. Okay, okay, okay. I'm just trying to tell them the history. We just got a little X, X in us.

6:56 I got to get in character. I got to be all.

6:58 Y'all probably need a new couch. It's taking y'all a while to get up off this motherfucker.

7:03 Okay.

7:04 What's up?

7:09 All right. I think my life. I want the thick one.

7:15 What, Milk?

7:16 Why you.

7:16 Your ass up.

7:19 Because.

7:19 Here you go.

7:20 Look at these little bitty panty things. Yeah, y'all supposed to put on some church tights.

7:23 These are not one.

7:24 Size fits all. Church tights?

7:25 I need some tights.

7:26 You're supposed to go all the way up.

7:28 These don't... Listen.

7:29 What y'all cool with all of y'all?

7:31 But, you know, they said women be turning everything into a slutty costume. They was like, them three blind mice did not have on thongs.

7:40 Why are Halloween outfits so freaky now?

7:43 Because Halloween is the one day of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it.

7:52 Mean girls, you never watched it either.

7:55 That's I mean that You made.

7:57 That up No It's off a movie It's an actual quote By a philosopher.

8:01 I think it's a I think it's a quote But I'm saying I think that's a made up thing Like If you gonna be a police officer Be a cop With.

8:08 A thong up your ass A girl never.

8:10 A girl never pulled up On me in a skirt And pulled.

8:13 Me over In a skirt Mrs.

8:14 Off But so Real quick Y'all ever been a police For Halloween.

8:19 Nah It's enough police In my family.

8:21 What's One Or what's some Halloween costumes You would never.

8:25 Be The police.

8:28 I would never be a clown or a maid or the police either.

8:33 I would be a sexy maid.

8:35 Why won't y'all be clowns though?

8:36 Because I do that 365 days a motherfucking year.

8:40 What about like the nurse? Is that played out now?

8:45 Sexy nurse?

8:46 No.

8:46 Should everybody really nurse?

8:47 Would you be a nurse?

8:49 For what?

8:50 For Halloween.

8:51 No, I wouldn't be no nurse.

8:52 This man came and he was a BBL nurse.

8:55 Oh, Dean did that.

8:57 Dean. Oh, Dean.

8:59 Yeah, they be wildin'. No, no, no.

9:02 He was a BBL patient. I'm sorry.

9:04 Wait, he had a fake ass?

9:05 He had a fake butt on him in a hospital gown.

9:09 It was pretty funny. Oh, that Dean. Dean, the streamer.

9:12 I feel like he was asking for the nurse one also from what we had talked about before.

9:16 Yeah, we did.

9:17 How do y'all feel about male nurses?

9:20 I don't see nothing wrong with it.

9:22 Now, if my coochie itching, I.

9:24 Don't want to talk to this nurse about it, a male nurse about it.

9:26 No, I'm saying, what about if a dude that was interested, you wanted to be a male nurse, would you choose a male nurse or a male receptionist?

9:34 A male nurse. Give me that nurse.

9:36 They make more money than receptionists. He's talking about because male nurses have to clean up.

9:43 I didn't know. I didn't know nurses have to do, I thought CNAs did.

9:47 I thought so too, until she told us. Like, no, I'm talking about as soon as you clock in, baby, you wiping ass, dick, coochie. Nah, but I would have thought that y'all graduate from that once y'all stopped being a CNA.

9:59 Thank you. No, you don't.

10:01 Where the fuck the CNAs be? They be, the CNA, like, the CNA has 12 patients, like, 10 to 12 patients, so they could be doing something else. And they will help you. Sometimes they'll do it for you, but... A lot of times you got to do that shit without the CNA.

10:17 I would have been so shitty. I went to school for four years and came in. It was like, here, your patient's in there. Go wipe his ass. I would have been like, whoa, what the fuck? Where's the CNA?

10:24 All right, so I got a question because we've talked with her with the guys about it. So say, you know, one of y'all friends, say Malcolm, he's fucked up. He come in the hospital. Both of his wrists is broke or fucked up. Are y'all going to wipe Malcolm down, give Malcolm a shower?

10:40 I told y'all, I wiped my nigga ass, and he got on the internet and said, my mama and grandma want to thank them so much for being here for me.

10:47 He's just talking about, bro, you're an able-bodied person. He's talking about, would you give a bad bath to a man with his wrist broke?

10:59 No, he wasn't able-bodied. The man I'm talking about was shot the fuck up. I had to hold the pen while he shit.

11:05 If you're shot, if you can't do it, obviously, I'ma do it. But if you can do it yourself, I'm not giving you a bed bath, bro.

11:13 I feel like if you're a nurse, I'm coming to your job for you to perform. That's like if you do whatever you call it, people who give people massages, give me a massage. Don't die and give me a massage because I'm your nigga.

11:22 He thinks you should do it even if he's a patient in the hospital.

11:26 If you're a patient, I'm like, I'm like, Trap, I'm fucked up. Can you please wash me down?

11:30 He said he's fucked up.

11:32 Yeah.

11:32 Trap is saying that you're able to wipe yourself down.

11:35 Huh?

11:36 Oh. Look, he ignoring you.

11:37 Whoa.

11:38 Okay, so let's say your wrists aren't broken. You in the hospital.

11:42 You said you didn't give a fuck, so okay.

11:43 You sick.

11:44 Okay, I'm sick and I can barely move.

11:47 You want the full experience.

11:48 No, you can't move.

11:49 Yeah, because I pay good money for my insurance.

11:51 Okay, so be hot.

11:52 Don't treat me like no Obamacare patient. And shout out to everybody who got health aid and shit. No disrespect to you, but I'm just saying. If I'm paying this premium dollar, I want a full service.

12:02 He thinks it's a motherfucking spot.

12:04 It's not a full service thing. If you don't need me to wipe your ass, I'm not wiping your ass.

12:09 This is not the spot. That's like when women have babies.

12:11 Oh, God.

12:12 Like the girls on Medicaid, she shouldn't get the same treatment as somebody with Anthem or something.

12:17 It's getting paid.

12:18 Welcome to America.

12:19 It's getting paid.

12:20 Oh, that's not fair.

12:21 It's not.

12:22 On some real shit, that's not on some. So I get like, for real, I get like assisted living.

12:27 It's not fair.

12:28 Like if I live in an apartment and your rent is $ 8, I ain't fucked up about it. I fuck with that. You know what I mean? I'm going to pay my rent because that's, you know, I go to work every day. But on some, so far as me being sick or having a child, all y'all got me fucked up. Don't put me next to this.

12:41 You want the premium VIP.

12:42 Yes.

12:42 I need to be on the top floor because there's no way with somebody who's getting free healthcare is getting the same treatment.

12:48 No, they're getting better treatment.

12:49 The food should be different for them.

12:52 Begin the food the care all that shit should be different because you should have to earn your right to get this type of treatment people who are paying top dollar for insurance it's crazy bro.

13:05 You paying for the insurance so it is.

13:07 Yes and i don't i feel like we should have different nurses so yes if she is up on the top floor don't treat me like the bottom floor patient i didn't ask you to work over here today You came up here to the VIP lounge.

13:19 To the VIP lounge is crazy.

13:20 And wipe me down. If I'm having, so it's like if I, me and my nigga get shot and my nigga got Medicaid, no way I'm in the same room with this nigga.

13:27 That's why.

13:29 Put a curtain back.

13:31 You will be.

13:31 And that's crazy, bro. But, you know, we all respect.

13:35 If he ain't got no insurance, he gonna be in the hallway while you in the room.

13:40 You gonna get put where you get put. It depends on the severity. I put patients where they go.

13:47 I think that's... Y'all feel like that's fair for real?

13:50 I mean, it's America, bro.

13:51 It's America.

13:52 None of this shit is fair. Y'all one of them podcasts.

13:54 I want to go so far as to say they should get different meals or nothing, but.

13:58 They should get the scraps. Oh, some real shit. Like, you should not get the same meals as me.

14:05 But no bed bath for Medicaid.

14:07 No, they have to treat everybody the same because then it comes to, okay, here's your three patients. Oh, this one has Medicaid, so I'm going to go check on this one that has whatever his high insurance is.

14:19 No, we don't even know what insurance the motherfucker got.

14:22 And they shouldn't because then that'll get to people being mistreated.

14:25 No, it won't. No, I feel that. I understand that. Fuck trapping them, Norm. When I enter this desk, you motherfuckers know. However, treat me, treat the patient how they want you.

14:37 I had a pregnancy on Medicaid. I had a pregnancy on my own shit. The pregnancy on Medicaid was lavish. I'm talking about That's unfortunate.

14:48 How much did you have to pay?

14:49 Girl I paid on that motherfucker for years I'm talking about it was thousands of dollars Don't recommend Quit your job before you have a kid I know a bitch that had I know a bitch that had Medicaid Let me tell you how to slow down bitches I know a bitch that had Medicaid and told her nigga That she had to pay for it so he was Giving her so much money every month to pay down On this.

15:09 Or he gave her a lump sum I said you bitches is low down dirty dogs That's bullshit.

15:14 And they always get a dumb nigga that be going for it. I be like, first of all, she has CCDF and you paying for child care. This bitch has Medicaid and you paying for her baby.

15:22 You need to see a bill. Niggas will pay that bill.

15:24 You still get bills, though. Chat GPT.

15:26 Make a bill.

15:27 Niggas don't do full research.

15:29 They don't at all.

15:30 And she like, he going to help with that motherfucking daycare? And she know that bitch is really $ 400 a month or $ 400 a week without that CCDF?

15:37 Mm-hmm.

15:38 I know too many niggas that do that. And I be like, y'all so dumb. And it just irritates me because it'd be his ex. And like, she mad that he moved on.

15:45 So here he go. Got to cough up this much. I be like, you dumb. That bitch got CCDF.

15:49 I got a friend that work there. Let me go ahead and get that for you because I hate on the bitch in a minute because move.

15:53 Get out my nigga pocket. Get out my nigga pocket.

15:55 If it's my nigga pocket, so you're being low down just to be getting that.

15:58 That's her baby daddy.

16:00 That's my nigga that's my nigga that's my nigga that's bullshit that's bullshit he treats you good girl like don't don't do all that extra shit that's what.

16:08 They're saying if a nigga take.

16:09 Care of his kid she jealous yes you don't know how that nigga treat her she taking yeah how the Christmas of Christmas' birthday he shows his.

16:16 Ass he shows his ass this ain't my current nigga or nothing this is some old some old shit but yeah.

16:21 I'll treat you from a real place no from a.

16:23 Real place yes hello yes that's bullshit women are low down talk about.

16:28 It No, I don't think y'all low down. Y'all just got y'all ways.

16:34 Bitch gotta get it where they can, though. I ain't gonna lie. We got the kids full time.

16:42 Mind you, I don't do.

16:44 Shit like that. I'm totally the coolest, but when it comes to finances with my baby daddy, but bro, I don't hate on no bitch. Get it how you live with chores.

16:55 Yeah, I love that for you. Long as he ain't mine. Long as he ain't my nigga.

16:59 I feel that part yeah I feel like.

17:01 The worst niggas end up with the the worst niggas end up with the.

17:05 Players girls the worst girls end up with the players coolest niggas it's never like we can never I.

17:12 Feel you I wouldn't want my man getting extorted y'all think that's the like the split.

17:16 That's what I see all the time all the good girls get the shit bomb niggas right all the good niggas get the fucked up women.

17:24 Yeah pretty much and baby mama baby daddy dynamics yes See, I don't know nothing about the baby daddy. But I'm the one getting extorted in my baby daddy ship, so.

17:35 All right, here we go. Words from the.

17:37 Block, Kiki.

17:38 Words from the block.

17:39 Okay, so I've seen this. Dan, I've got a joke. Y'all just going to skip my joke? No, no, no.

17:45 I just feel like that was a perfect transition today.

17:46 Let me cook.

17:47 Let me cook. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

17:49 All right, dicked out. Y'all know what that means? Nope. Nobody?

17:53 You know what dicked out means?

17:55 Rock out with your cock out. Freaked out. Dicked out. When you fucked up about a nigga?

17:59 Nah. You dicked out? Okay, so basically I seen on Twitter this dude. He was talking shit. I'm not going to give too much context. But anyway, he was like, y'all holding this man's cup of perc. First of all, y'all dicked out.

18:13 Like some groupie type shit?

18:15 Like.

18:15 Who was.

18:15 They was talking... Who cut the part?

18:16 Y'all like that eating dick? Y'all dick pulling.

18:18 Dick riding. Dick eating.

18:20 Yeah.

18:20 Dick eating. Okay. Dicked out. That's the word.

18:23 Your shit sound like our latex too.

18:25 Okay.

18:25 We.

18:26 This is premium.

18:30 I don't know nothing about that.

18:32 I wouldn't get too free.

18:34 Oh, no, no, no.

18:35 We got these retail.

18:36 They was 30%.

18:37 You didn't get the 30% off? I did.

18:39 I did.

18:40 One day shipping.

18:43 Period.

18:43 So, dick towel means you dick riding.

18:45 Mm-hmm. Okay, cool.

18:46 Wait, run this back because what niggas was holding another nigga cup of perp?

18:50 You don't want to talk about it?

18:51 No, I don't want to be misty.

18:53 Oh, you know him. No, no, hell no.

18:55 No, they're famous. Who was holding a nigga's cup? Okay, he shared something on Twitter, and it was this dude.

19:02 Oh, you shared it.

19:03 No, that's not me. That's not me.

19:05 It's being central. He had to say, this is not Henny. Apparently. He shared this Atlanta nigga, this white boy, by the way, who said this super ghetto-ass white boy. I don't know. Anyway, he shared him going off. about, I guess he's having like a disagreement with Young Thug and his whole little clique.

19:27 So he like, first of all, y'all be holding this nigga cup and shit, y'all dicked out. And that was it. That was cute. It was cute.

19:35 The thing that y'all followed would be here until it was fucking crazy.

19:38 I ain't fucked with him since. I ain't fucked with him since.

19:41 Shout out to the little nigga. He be on some wild shit.

19:44 I love his content.

19:45 I see him. What does he look like?

19:50 He big?

19:51 That was him.

19:52 They put me out there.

19:52 You motherfucker. You went to the party?

19:55 Damn, we should have took a picture with him.

19:58 I would have squabbled up with him.

20:01 He was in D.C.

20:02 Too. Shut up!

20:04 Yeah, I've never met him.

20:06 Never?

20:08 Damn.

20:09 You motherfucking.

20:10 He be hiding in the shadows, y'all.

20:12 He spoke to me in line, then recorded me.

20:14 Like, yeah, I'm here, you big, or like.

20:17 He's like, no, we're Barbie.

20:18 No, no, we're Barbie.

20:19 Fuck you. On stage, shaking ass.

20:22 Record that.

20:23 Speaking of Dallas, y'all.

20:24 He be getting his shit off on Twitter.

20:26 He do. Speaking of Dallas, what? We had a ball.

20:29 We had a motherfucker ball.

20:30 I want to hear y'all joke, though.

20:31 Oh, my joke, my joke. Okay, y'all. Um... Y'all ready? Listen, listen, listen. Check it.

20:41 Girl, come on.

20:41 Why are black people so tall?

20:44 Oh, I know this one, so I'm going to let y'all guess.

20:46 Why are they so tall? Yeah, why are black people so tall?

20:49 I don't know this one.

20:50 I know this one. I don't know, cuz.

20:53 No? Because they're Negroes. Because they're Negroes?

20:58 Negroes?

20:59 Man.

21:00 That was the weakest thing.

21:02 I swear, I'm like.

21:05 I thought it was going to be really good.

21:06 Okay, let's say it was funny coming from a kid. My daughter told me that joke, so hearing her say Negroes was hilarious. Where the fuck she.

21:15 Get that from?

21:16 From some Negroes. Yeah, Dallas was so fun. Bro, it was really fun. Who knew your wife was that lit?

21:27 She was trying to get a.

21:29 She was like, drink, drink, drink. Another shot, another shot. I'm like, God.

21:32 I'm driving a boat.

21:34 I mean, we on.

21:35 The Sprinter, like... That's how our backyard used to be. When I first started the Hendrix Experience shit, that's how.

21:42 Hendrix Experience is back, baby.

21:45 December 6th. December 6th.

21:46 I can't fucking wait.

21:48 Yeah, that's how the backyard started. When she... When I got back to fucking with her, she came to one of my first parties at my old house.

21:55 Mm-hmm. Turned it up.

21:56 She understood the assignment.

21:58 Yeah.

21:58 Oh, yeah.

21:59 She's super fun. Dallas was such a fucking vibe. Like, oh, my God. We had so much fun.

22:05 We was shaking ass all night.

22:06 From the time we touched down to the time we left. I felt like we didn't do nothing but just drink and eat.

22:11 My people loved y'all at the after party.

22:13 Crashed out with our ass out. The girls clowned.

22:16 Even before I got there, they was texting me like, nigga, get near it. We know you finishing up.

22:22 Yeah.

22:23 I was hanging on top of shit.

22:24 I was in the job number two.

22:26 It was lit.

22:27 Kiki had her leg up.

22:29 Oh, no. Why would you comment me on that? Because that is so funny.

22:32 That's you every time you get drunk.

22:34 Why the fuck? No, somebody made me do that.

22:36 I was drinking so much.

22:38 And we was cool. I don't even know how we made that motherfucker fly. God woke me up.

22:44 It was seven bottles in that section.

22:47 In what section?

22:49 In mine.

22:50 Three canes. I came and grabbed another three. I came and grabbed four because I took one. And three more came when I got there. Where?

22:57 What party was this?

22:58 After party.

23:00 Bro, that shit was so fun. Oh, that was fun.

23:01 Oh, yeah. It was crazy. I'm not going to lie.

23:03 I almost forgot about that part.

23:06 No, we got three. I came in. Yeah, shit. It went up some more, bro.

23:10 Dallas was so.

23:12 And me watching the bottles just slowly. I said, oh, there's some shit in here.

23:16 Bro.

23:17 Somebody better get some coochie or something in this motherfucker.

23:19 Oh.

23:20 And then we all passed out and went to sleep.

23:24 Y'all fell asleep in each other's room? No, we didn't. We went to go get tacos afterwards.

23:30 They was good.

23:31 We was on FaceTime from each other's rooms. Also, when Jeff was singing that freestyle song, he was a real Atlanta nigga. Oh, my God.

23:42 He was in a good mood.

23:43 He was lit.

23:43 Mouth was lit. We had a good.

23:45 That was lit.

23:46 Can't wait.

23:47 Can't wait. It was so fun.

23:48 December 6th is going to be even crazier.

23:51 All right. We're back, baby. Y'all following them everywhere.

23:55 Y'all need to come to Indy to come to the Hendrix Experience, but you better buy your tickets right now because it sells out every time. It's probably already goddamn sold out as we speak right now.

24:03 I got lamb chops, catfish, wings, greens, macaroni.

24:07 I got beans, chicken, chicken, chicken.

24:10 You name it. It's going down. The real Hendrix is back.

24:14 The real Hendrix is back.

24:15 Y'all, I'm so excited.

24:16 And we had a different venue.

24:18 Oh, it's a different venue.

24:19 Yeah, we had La Flocka.

24:21 Baby, I was about to do it.

24:23 Shout out to my family and coach. Y'all know I love y'all, but they're doing their own thing on Sundays. It's still love, but we on to La Flocka, man.

24:31 Oh, my God.

24:31 I didn't know it was at a different venue.

24:33 It's time.

24:34 Because I remember the last time we was in La Flocka.

24:38 The last two times. New Year's, we cut.

24:41 The last time I came to my New Year's party. You bitches spent me.

24:45 Y'all did come to my New Year's party.

24:46 We was the New Year's party.

24:48 We cut them fucks.

24:50 We were doing it.

24:51 We didn't lead to the lights.

24:52 They was sweeping around us. We was in that motherfucker clown.

24:55 I was in that bitch working.

24:57 Yeah, we be in your mode. Damn. We could have a party this time. Let the employees work.

25:04 It'd be tough, y'all, because it's just, like, in Dallas, like, it was cool, but I just can't let up.

25:11 I don't know.

25:13 I got to get like that.

25:13 Type A.

25:14 We was trying to take a group picture. He ain't coming. He ain't about to take no picture.

25:18 He working.

25:18 Nah, yeah.

25:19 Welp.

25:20 I just be wanting y'all to have fun New Year's was lit but I couldn't even change We.

25:24 Had so much fun Don't worry about that New Year's and then 520 day Oh yeah I was.

25:30 Able to chill a little bit then 520 day was crazy.

25:34 We had an amazing time.

25:36 Y'all showed y'all ass.

25:38 Then Let me ask y'all Would y'all take a date.

25:42 To the Hendrix Experience?

25:43 Yes Y'all probably would take a date She said you took one before I did? Oh, yes, I did. I used to take, yeah. I did.

25:51 Yeah, y'all get your own section for that.

25:53 Uh-uh. Now, can you get us a section, please? We need it.

25:57 Yeah, tell them niggas to buy a table. There's a few left.

26:00 No, no.

26:00 The niggas got the tables.

26:01 We good.

26:01 My nigga will have a section.

26:03 Yeah, we good.

26:03 Keep going.

26:05 I was booed up in the Hendrix experience though.

26:07 I ain't never, I ain't never, I ain't never went with a nigga, but I got snatched up out the Hendrix experience before.

26:12 Nigga like, damn, you fine, this and that motherfucker.

26:14 And you, I was like, oh, out the side door.

26:17 Damn. All right.

26:18 So is there a new nigga invited if you want to come?

26:21 You know, he ain't from here.

26:23 I'm saying, people flying in. I got people flying in from a little.

26:27 You a fag, man.

26:28 That's ugly that's ugly I think on some real shit no bullshit like the experience it is you can't bring a date but I feel like it be so much going on and you don't be knowing how your ex act.

26:41 Or whatever that's what I'm.

26:42 Saying so I don't be recommending that I don't.

26:45 What I feel like that's the main party I used to take my little boo to when.

26:50 I for a minute the only place I would go out to was the Hendrix experience.

26:53 But I'm saying do you still do you still vibe the.

26:56 Same yeah Because once you in there, it's just like everybody's on.

27:00 The same wavelength.

27:02 It's just the most vibiest vibe you're going to get. Motherfuckers just having fun. That's why you can take a date because we just in here having fun. Although the experience has evolved a bit. Yeah.

27:16 Yeah.

27:16 So maybe I'm going to still take my nigga.

27:20 Huh.

27:21 Because I don't know how y'all niggas gonna feel if Kreekie got that motherfucking leg in the air like she.

27:25 Just don't care. Did you see if she had her leg in the air? Yes. I vaguely remember.

27:33 All I seen was red. Red bottoms, baby.

27:39 Thank you, man.

27:42 That's what I'm saying. Our niggas know us, though.

27:45 Our niggas know us.

27:47 They know what they signed up for.

27:49 I probably know.

27:51 A couple of y'all niggas. Let me stop talking about that.

27:55 A couple of y'all niggas?

27:56 That's a lot of people.

27:59 Don't clip that shit.

28:01 While we're talking about our niggas, while I was on the guy's show, y'all know Sarah, Miss Pick Me.

28:08 Fontaine or... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:10 So she said.

28:10 Fontanite.

28:11 So she basically said that women need to plan all the dates because at the end of the day, it is for us and that we should be grateful that the men are.

28:20 Going and paying for it. How do y'all feel about that? Because.

28:25 I'm going to let y'all say how y'all feel and then I'm going to go.

28:29 I mean, plan all the dates? Yeah. Planning all the dates, that's a little excessive, but....

28:35 Huh?

28:35 What percentage?

28:37 90. Yeah, like... Okay, cool.

28:41 95.

28:41 Maybe 75. I would enjoy planning a date, and you paying? I would love that, but I'm just saying I don't want to do it all the time just because... What do you want us to do? What do you want to surprise me into? What do you want to take? What's your idea of you taking me out versus my idea? So, yes, majority, I would love that. I'd fuck with that.

28:59 So you said 75%. Trap, you said 90%.

29:00 Why?

29:00 90%.

29:00 Not all... Because.

29:05 Um, because I just feel like that's more my lane anyways. And it's just like, I just want you to plan something here and there. You don't have to plan it every time. But 90%, it could get me through there. That's cool.

29:18 I think that as women, we do plan most of the dates.

29:20 But to say that it's a requirement that we should because we're doing something that the men don't want to do anyways.

29:26 Our men should want to spend time with us and do things.

29:29 She loves me with that. Because hold on, what? My nigga don't want to be outside with me?

29:32 I think a nigga want to be outside with y'all. is the thing that we doing. Nigga love kicking it with they lady.

29:39 But when she said it, it was just like, because the men don't want to be, you know, they don't want to do the things that you're doing.

29:45 Why the fuck would they not want to? My nigga love being up under me.

29:48 Yeah, but your nigga don't love sipping paint.

29:51 But that's the thing. A lot of niggas don't even know what the fuck they really like.

29:54 You got some niggas that's never left the city. You got niggas that don't, that do the same shit every, every day. And then you expose.

30:00 Them to shit. Like, damn, he might get a sip and paint. You're like, this is the vibe.

30:03 The music fun.

30:03 I'm painting.

30:04 I'm artsy. I actually like this shit. The wine is here.

30:06 I never drunk wine.

30:07 Or sip and paint. I just sip and paint like hotel style.

30:11 I did sip and paint with a nigga, bro. He fucked with it. Yeah.

30:15 Candle making, shit like that.

30:17 Yeah, shit like that. I don't think he was, like, gassing me, neither. Like, I think he actually.

30:22 A nigga might enjoy it, but y'all gotta look at mass majority. So, I don't know what kind of niggas y'all like. I kind of got an idea, but that's for another subject of the show. I'm saying most niggas... We don't want to go make candles. Niggas just want to spend time with their girl.

30:40 Y'all don't like Topgolf? Y'all don't like Topgolf?

30:43 Topgolf be cool, but I'm saying like shit like Barbie said, like candle making and shit like that.

30:48 I don't want to go candle making. Nigga don't really.

30:50 Want to go pottery. Nigga want to go to the pottery because his girl really want to make some shit for the crib.

30:55 I don't want to do that shit. So a girl got to tell you, let's go make candles for you to go take her to make candles? Are you thinking in your mind like, I could.

31:02 Randomly be like, shit, there's something in Carmel that we can go make some kids. You want to fuck with it?

31:06 Boom. That's it. That's planning a date.

31:08 But are you dreading to do that?

31:10 No. I mean, we don't got to do it all at once. I ain't going to hold you. I don't really care. And that's something more I want to go do with y'all. candle making like I'm not sitting here like oh I gotta go make candles one day like I don't give a fuck yeah.

31:27 I've never done that but I just don't like the way that she's saying I just and I feel like it's pushing this thing because in my mind I.

31:34 Feel like men really don't even like women and when I hear.

31:38 Shit that's like that damn I do y'all y'all y'all not y'all but men.

31:42 You can say y'all I stand up for the guy.

31:45 But to say that I don't Me, the dates that my girl want to go on is not shit that I want to do. At the end of the day, you're spending time with her. You're seeing her enjoying something that she's liking. And then you're paying attention to things that she like. If your girl likes candles and you plan a date night of doing candles, she should be grateful that you're paying.

32:05 For it and doing it. So listen, let me give you this instant. Just say a fire ass game coming on.

32:10 Yeah.

32:11 My girl want to go on this date to this candle. They don't got ESPN in this market.

32:15 That's inconsiderate.

32:16 Yeah.

32:17 You know what I'm saying? But I know this might be only the time of the week that we can go. I might force CeCe in this game to take you on this date and making your day better.

32:29 Yeah, but and as your girl though, I don't want.

32:32 To do this shit, but I know you going bitch. So I'm going to fuck with it anyway. And I just want to kick it with you because I'd rather us, like I don't want to go to the bar. I want to stay at home and watch the game with you. I don't want to fuck around and play cards or something, but You want to go to this weak-ass candle? I'm going to go make this weak-ass candle.

32:48 Post up with the game while you making your motherfucking candle.

32:52 It's not really a vibe, though. And I think that's what she was saying. Like a lot of times niggas just don't want to do shit.

32:57 Like they got to sacrifice something that they would actually want to do to do something with you.

33:02 But ain't that part of being in a relationship? Making sacrifices.

33:05 It is.

33:05 But like saying that, like if it's a game coming on and I know my man genuinely wants to watch the game, it's okay, babe.

33:11 Watch the game. We can go to a bar. We still spending time. We can go to a bar and watch the game.

33:15 Yeah, but I told you though, like y'all said, maybe a dude should pick sometimes. But what if the nigga just like going to bars? I don't think you're going to fuck with that. Yeah.

33:22 You get some boring niggas that want to do the same shit over and over again, but it's like to spend time cool, but no, we're not going to do that every time. Now, why is our only date night the night that games come on? We're going to have to figure that out in the house.

33:36 I like whatever my nigga likes, so this is my team too.

33:40 Yeah, me too.

33:41 I know everybody on the team.

33:43 Cool, but try.

33:45 Always.

33:45 We're just going to go watch the game. No going to dinners.

33:51 No nice dinners. No nothing.

33:55 And that's the only date y'all going to take.

33:57 That he chooses.

33:58 You don't get to put on no heels and get cute and do all this. You can't get cute.

34:03 No, not every. Y'all can go on these candle dates. Buy my drinks, man. I'm talking about the nigga.

34:08 If you want to watch her game tonight.

34:09 We can go to a bar.

34:10 Those are my kind of dates. That's all he's going to plan.

34:12 Yeah, that's all my kind of dates that I really want to do.

34:14 That's cool.

34:15 Okay, cool.

34:15 And I'll plan the other dates.

34:16 I think it's a compromise.

34:17 I'll plan the other dates on days that there's not.

34:20 And I'm going to fuck with it. I'm going to be fully enthusiastic. I'm going to go make this candle. I'm going to go fuck with this pottery.

34:24 Make this candle.

34:25 I'm doing this for you.

34:26 Yeah.

34:27 But don't come to my bar. That I fuck with And be.

34:30 With a bad vibe.

34:31 Are we going home I can't.

34:33 Drink Another beer It be some Some bitches be.

34:36 Losers Girls don't complain Girls don't complain Going to a basketball game Football.

34:40 Game No way Negative Negative And that's what I was saying When it comes to playing the days Playing something you like Take your girl to an NFL game Take your girl to an NBA game Take the girl to a concert It's that season It's.

34:49 Other things that you can do Girls say I just want to be with you To the movies.

34:52 To a certain extent as long as i should be we can be in the house too but i like to get dressed so i didn't know that niggas looked at dates as a chore.

35:02 As a chore though i don't like that yeah that's why that's why i had a problem with what she said it should not be a chore and it's.

35:09 Not hard i'm just speaking for the general yeah.

35:12 And it's not hard like i told the guys i said it's on tiktok how to romance a bitch buy her flyers plan this here's.

35:19 Pottery shit is popping up.

35:20 Cocktail classes are popping up.

35:21 Can a nigga buy too many flowers?

35:23 No.

35:23 Nope.

35:23 Never.

35:24 That's what sucks.

35:25 But it does get to a point to where it's like, bro, you could have just gave me the money for real.

35:30 You done bought me $ 600 flowers, nigga. I need that for my hair.

35:34 I need that money.

35:35 So y'all would take the $ 600 over the $ 600 flowers?

35:38 Yep.

35:38 Give me a little $ 50 ball.

35:39 The flowers. $ 50 flowers?

35:40 $ 5. 50 and get you with the.

35:41 $ 50 roses. 50 roses $ 6.

35:49 50 bitch you know.

35:51 It they like $ 200 $ 200 for 50.

35:53 Roses yeah for real if you go to you know like a a florist yeah yeah y'all go.

36:01 To y'all local Walmart or Kroger.

36:03 I'll take some hopeful flowers no no no go to Pink Blossom.

36:06 Go to Pink Blossom go to Pink Blossom for sure if you got some money but if you on the budget.

36:09 Don't go to Pink Blossom and you can't if you can't always go to Pink Blossom I'll take some hopeful some Trader Joe's Trader Joe's has decent flowers but if you wanna really impress me Pink Blossom Where you go for your flowers?

36:21 When the last time you bought some flowers?

36:23 Yeah.

36:24 Was you in trouble?

36:30 If a man pisses you off and he's sorry and you don't get flowers, ain't that like you not really sorry?

36:36 I heard that before.

36:38 Or am I being dramatic?

36:39 You being dramatic.

36:40 You're not. You're not.

36:42 You should give me flowers if you're sorry.

36:43 You should give me something.

36:44 You know why that's bullshit?

36:46 Why?

36:46 Because what if the fuck if it's your fault?

36:48 What?

36:49 Why would it be my fault? You know how sometimes men and women argue and it could be the woman's fault, but she will flip it and the nigga end up saying some shit he wasn't supposed to say.

36:58 He take it further.

37:00 Yeah, he take it further.

37:01 But we're not even talking about an argument. We're more still talking.

37:04 About a fuck up. Exactly.

37:06 Exactly. You need to compensate.

37:12 That's why your mama died and left you. Niggas will do that. I do that kind of shit. I'm not saying me. I'm speaking for me. I'm speaking, because I don't talk like that. I'm just saying in general.

37:26 I had a nigga, this was shortly after my daddy had a heart attack, bro. He said, I'll kick your daddy in his heart.

37:35 That's so fucked up about my daddy, bitch.

37:37 I'm like, bitch, excuse me.

37:40 No, because listen. What level did you point him at to make him say.

37:46 Such a thing? That's bullshit.

37:48 Nigga ain't just randomly saying, I'm going to kick your daddy.

37:51 No, I said I was going to beat the nigga.

37:53 No, no.

37:53 Niggas, when they know you got a soft spot, you know who gets talked about the most? By my niggas. Her and my daddy. Her and my daddy.

38:01 What's wrong with y'all daddy?

38:02 I don't know. He's a good daddy. We love our daddy.

38:05 I thought something was wrong with him or something. Why is that such a soft spot?

38:09 Because we love him.

38:10 So y'all tell y'all niggas all about y'all daddy or something? No.

38:15 They just see daddy. They know this bitch love her daddy. Oh, I thought a soft spot would be something dark.

38:22 That's a good thing.

38:23 No, see, y'all ain't met the right nigga yet.

38:26 Clearly.

38:27 I'm talking about some dark shit.

38:28 I'm talking about back in the day.

38:29 That was back in the day.

38:30 That nigga was.

38:31 Oh, no way.

38:32 Didn't you tell a nigga that you hope his granny die or something like that?

38:36 No.

38:37 Yes, she did.

38:38 I can tell that lie from what she believes. No, I did not.

38:41 No, I don't wish death on nobody.

38:43 I ain't never told nobody no shit like that.

38:46 I'm going to say some fucked up shit, but.

38:48 I'm trying to think of the darkest shit.

38:50 I don't know.

38:52 I don't talk about people's families. That's so below the belt.

38:56 Once shit gets dark like that where it get bad, can y'all come back and.

39:00 Heal from that?

39:02 No.

39:02 The relationship?

39:04 The relationship was already fucked up, so it was like.

39:06 Oh, well. There's one more thing.

39:09 They're just words. It ain't no coming back. No, I'd be like, bitch, I'd rather you first... Oh, what's worse? Bad words... Getting beat up or a motherfucker messing up your stuff.

39:22 Bad words, beat up, or stuff. It has to be getting your ass kicked.

39:27 No. Please don't touch my stuff. what y'all one time bro one time a man went I had a walk walking around the closet bro walked around my closet and peed on every just took a piss on the whole closet That's fucked up. Like, I'm like, this is so creative.

39:52 Like, how the fuck.

39:53 You even think about this?

39:54 You that mad?

39:55 How did you even think about this? Yeah, don't destroy my shit. I don't destroy people's shit.

39:57 I don't either.

39:58 I'm impressed by the closet.

40:00 Literally went around all the clothes and got pee on everything in the closet.

40:03 How much piss you have?

40:04 Huh?

40:05 What the fuck? How do you have that much piss?

40:07 This is somebody who was like in a relationship.

40:08 He got lit enough.

40:09 Bro, I'll just call that nigga daddy. I'll say, hey, come get this nigga, bro.

40:12 Right now, before the cops come get you.

40:14 Come get him.

40:14 Because he's mentally insane.

40:15 If a nigga's doing that to you, that means you really did something to that man. No.

40:19 He was a miscreant. That's how you think. You're projecting if you did that to somebody. No, no, no, no. No, no, no.

40:26 I never piss on nobody's clothes. Some people are really that unhinged.

40:30 They will do some shit like that over nothing.

40:32 Yeah, but I'm saying, though, like... I be thinking, I don't ever be giving niggas like, niggas should never hit no woman or shit like that. But what I'm saying is, it has to be something that transpired in this nigga's mind for him to do something like that. I'm not saying it was probably a little thing, but it could have been major to him.

40:53 You're projecting.

40:55 Nobody's just pissing on by his clothes for no reason. I'm nothing. It has to be something. Y'all be trying to downplay.

41:00 What y'all do to niggas.

41:02 Yes, and it could be a regular argument. You make a nigga tell you how to kick your daddy in his heart. That'll make a motherfucker really turn up on somebody.

41:09 You don't understand it because you can't relate. You don't just act out for no reason. So that's why you don't get it. But it's really niggas out here doing that.

41:17 Okay, so y'all forget. The nigga, could he still fuck after he pissed on your clothes?

41:20 You fucked him again.

41:23 Shit ain't about nothing.

41:25 Bro, I was pregnant. I couldn't leave him.

41:28 Oh, here she go getting dark again.

41:30 All right.

41:30 The details is crazy.

41:31 What?

41:32 She didn't even have to say that.

41:34 I left for a little bit. I left for a.

41:36 What was a little bit?

41:37 It don't matter.

41:38 It don't matter. Moving along.

41:41 Yeah, you're right, Malcolm. See, girls, our minds is fucked up. Like, you left for a little bit.

41:45 It is. Respect.

41:46 All right.

41:47 Moving along. I went to a shelter. I was in nursing school. And then.

41:50 Okay, it's getting too dark.

41:51 Oh, you know what, Henny?

41:52 You know what I wanted to ask you?

41:53 Yeah, let's ask something different.

41:54 Because you done had... Obviously, you've had like a bunch of viral moments and all that. You're really kind of like goaded in this podcast space. But I still laugh to this day. I really want to know what the fuck was going through your mind when you said D-Wade's son was bouncing a ball with his ass. No, that was a video.

42:13 That was a real. I don't give a fuck what city I'm in. Somebody always reminds me of that. That was me reacting. We used to do like reaction videos. So somebody made that video and I just reacted to it.

42:27 Oh, so you didn't say. Somebody made that video.

42:29 No, I didn't say nothing. I just laughed like, yo, did y'all see this video?

42:33 He just said, what's going on?

42:34 And that shit, like, they people like reached out and stuff. I'm like, damn, I didn't make the video.

42:40 Yeah.

42:41 But they said, I mean, DJ seen a nigga at Equidox Hotel in New York. He said it was all love. Okay, cool. I don't know why that was so... I was dying laughing, but I didn't know that was going to make other people laugh.

42:56 Your laugh is contagious.

42:58 Some of that shit was funny. When you said, did y'all know strap-on backwards was no parts?

43:03 Who the fuck knew that?

43:06 Where did you even learn that?

43:08 I got a little dyslexia. I'm a little dyslexic. One day, I don't know why, I was reading something and I'm like, Because I used to try to read raps backwards on some lame shit. And I just really read that shit. And I'm like, damn. And I spelled it out. And that motherfucker literally said no parts. I'm like, this is crazy.

43:27 That is insane. That's insane. Yeah, bro.

43:31 It's really a bore.

43:32 What do you enjoy, though, the most?

43:34 Like the morning show or like the classic pod? Like where do you feel like y'all cut up the most at? Or you done had the best last at for real?

43:42 At first, the pod is where I could get my shit off.

43:45 Mm-hmm.

43:46 But we turned the sports show into the pod, too. So it's kind of damn near even.

43:51 It's those.

43:52 It should be so random. It just don't.

43:54 You and Mook are be funny as hell. Why do they got y'all sitting next to each other?

43:58 Because once y'all start, it is so fucking funny.

44:01 That's just how that shit panned out, though. That's my nigga, though. I love both shows, though. But 520, that's always going to be baby, though.

44:08 Baby.

44:09 Yeah.

44:10 What was the behind the lights?

44:14 Oh okay yeah yeah because no because uh yeah shout out to them by the way but they were talking on their show about you know uncircumcised swansons or whatever so anyway y'all.

44:26 Ever you ever do excuse me i know that was where that was going I think I did.

44:31 I think I did.

44:33 I swear that's how I.

44:35 Was when I.

44:36 Y'all didn't have that many?

44:37 No, no, no, no, no.

44:38 That's not.

44:39 Thank y'all for tuning in.

44:40 That's not the thing.

44:43 I'm just saying.

44:45 If you never.

44:46 Come across an uncircumcised anatomy, then you'll be like, is am i tripping or like is this.

44:55 Like not before you start.

44:57 This is the thing that's what i'm saying he snuck it up on me i feel like he had already peeled that motherfucker back before he got in and then i was just like i think at one time it went.

45:06 Back in and i was like something's off.

45:07 He said gotcha bitch too late.

45:17 And I never did it again, so I don't know if it was true.

45:19 Damn, you left him after that got him cut?

45:22 I mean, it was a list of things, but yeah.

45:25 So you peeled it back?

45:27 I didn't peel shit back. He can't peel. He can't fucking peel.

45:31 What about you? Nigga ever wrote it back on you?

45:36 That is a crazy answer. I'm not talking about this, y'all.

45:42 We're here. What happened?

45:43 Not doing it. But anyways, I was definitely confused and I was questioning myself.

45:48 Is that how you was looking at it?

45:49 Am I tripping? Like, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. And then I felt so dumb because I'm a nurse and I'm just like, in my head, I'm like, I think he's not circumcised.

46:00 She said, I'm a nurse.

46:01 I'm like, I should know this. No, this was our first time. Like, this was our first time Was that your last encounter? It was our last time. But no shame. Damn, y'all discriminatory.

46:13 I'm confused.

46:14 Nothing against the non-circumcised, you know, me. But like, I just... It just wasn't in the cards. But I was confused. I feel like, bro, this is something you should have told me.

46:25 He pulled one on you.

46:26 Literally. I feel like they know what they be doing because they know they're going through life on a certain size.

46:31 But if my shit was like a fruit roll-up, I would just put the condom on before because the condom ain't.

46:37 That's what it is.

46:38 It'll save it.

46:39 I feel like you can roll back in that condom.

46:42 Your skin probably got to be hella loose. But if we about to fuck, that motherfucker already should be, my dick should already be harder than Chinese algebra by then.

46:50 If you, so if you were, if you were uncircumcised, like say your mom didn't get you circumcised as a baby, would you go and get yourself circumcised as an adult?

46:59 I wouldn't know because I ain't never seen no other nigga dick. I thought, I would think it was normal. I think she is.

47:04 No, in the shower, in the gym and shit like that.

47:06 But you know that most people are circumcised.

47:08 I'm glad I don't. When I'm, Listen, y'all. Most niggas who are not circumcised, you ain't seen a nigga dick.

47:20 Y'all said y'all watched pornos when y'all was younger. He didn't seen a nigga dick.

47:23 I watched my first urinal when I was 14.

47:27 And he would still be uncircumcised and like, oh man, something's.

47:29 Off about mine.

47:30 Don't say it's off.

47:32 My first time whacking that motherfucker, I ain't knowing. You feel me?

47:37 But as an adult. We know that most men in the world in America are circumcised.

47:42 Yeah, but y'all not understand what I'm saying. First of all, that's going to cost money to get it done that late. You're supposed to get that done out the gate. It's going to hurt you, whatever. Most people don't have the money, nigga, got to live with that. This is a grown experience that y'all had with a nigga with the fruit roll-up.

47:57 I've never seen one before. I've never seen one either. I have never seen one. Oh, so you said the nigga did it. He really tricked you.

48:06 We were in the dark, and I was like, something's weird.

48:10 See, that's funny. He could have fucked you with his truck.

48:13 Y'all saying it's weird why the thrust is in you or it's in your hand?

48:18 No, I never even touched it.

48:19 So that's what I'm saying.

48:23 How do you know?

48:24 Do you know he was circumcised or not?

48:26 I don't know if he was.

48:28 Something was off.

48:31 It wasn't wrong?

48:32 No, it wasn't wrong.

48:35 Something was off.

48:36 But I'm saying, so I think we went in to try again.

48:38 And they're like.

48:40 I didn't suck his life.

48:41 I did not suck his life. I didn't cut his life for a reason.

48:44 That's what I'm saying. He snuck one up on me.

48:46 I thought he tried to go and do it again and something wasn't working to do it again.

48:50 So I was like, he wasn't sick.

48:53 Y'all don't be giving head when y'all fuck with a nigga for the first time?

48:57 No.

48:58 Every time?

48:58 For the first time.

49:01 Really?

49:01 Every time? To every nigga? First time.

49:04 Y'all could have fooled me.

49:05 What the fuck?

49:07 No, I'm sorry. Why are you confused?

49:10 He's talking about his own life. Do you give head to everybody?

49:13 No, I'm saying, listen. Do you give head to everybody?

49:17 I get head from everybody the.

49:19 First time I feel like a girl really into a nigga I thought she really might you.

49:23 Feel me the first time I feel like the man cracks.

49:27 It up no absolutely I'm saying but I thought the woman I.

49:32 Was fucked up when this happened I ain't had no head for you Nah, I think every girl, I think every girl eat.

49:38 What the fuck? Nah, I think every girl eat wood. So I'm saying, like, if you really vibing with a nigga.

49:43 Eat every wood?

49:44 Not every wood. You don't gotta eat every wood. But I'm saying, like, vast majority of your time, like y'all said, 90% of the dates, 90% of the wood is going in your mouth.

49:53 Okay, no, that's crazy.

49:54 Bro.

49:54 Also, I feel like female... So how long, how long does it take?

49:59 No, listen, female and men are just the same.

50:01 You know how you might have somebody that you just cracked to just scratch your itch, you ain't eating her?

50:05 You ain't eating her out. You just scratching your itch. We do that too.

50:09 What? We do.

50:10 Wait, what?

50:12 I don't know.

50:13 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

50:19 On a serious note, Don't give him this bitch to get the line.

50:24 I got a son. I was going to say, do you know how heartbreaking it is for your son to get circumcised? Do you remember when your son got circumcised?

50:32 That's so heartbreaking.

50:33 Heartbreaking.

50:34 Man, y'all bullshit. Bro, they brought.

50:37 My little nigga back to the room.

50:39 He was like... Oh, he was whimpering.

50:42 Bro, it broke my heart. I'm like, what is... Because did you know that it's a... They also said this too on the show. It's a law that the moms are not allowed to see that procedure go down. The dads can see it, but the moms, I guess it's like they can't see it.

50:55 I told his dad, I was like, go. Go with him. Because I couldn't do it. I didn't know I wasn't allowed to.

51:00 Y'all, I watched them do that to babies when I was in my OB clinicals and nursing school when I say the most barbaric shit they like put this like metal cylinder over the baby's wood so they stretched the foreskin over this way and then they took a razor and like cut it bro so with them awake no anesthesia no but babies don't know they don't they don't feel no pain when i say them babies was cutting up i'm like y'all ain't no fucking way me and all my fellow like nursing students we like man fuck no this shit not right that's why they won't let the parents watch i'm like bro this shit is Not cool.

51:51 So girls can be on the podcast talking about them.

51:53 These babies are in here. The way my baby was returned to me, I felt that shit in my motherfucking soul.

52:00 It will soon.

52:01 It will soon. But if they don't do it, y'all going to talk about them. So listen.

52:06 That's kind of crazy about y'all. Oh, man.

52:09 Just suck a dick every.

52:10 No, not every. I'm just saying like when it's like, do y'all go in it? Like, okay, I'm not going to eat the wood, but we are going to do it. Or I'm saying it's a vibe. It's a vibe.

52:24 I feel like head is a part of sex. It's a part of sex.

52:27 Agreed.

52:28 But you gotta go first.

52:29 If the nigga eat you from a roodle to the tour, he can't, you feel me, get you together?

52:34 Yeah, if you like you. I done definitely left a nigga on read before.

52:37 Like, thank you. That was amazing.

52:40 Oh, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What you gonna do?

52:47 What would you do?

52:48 Get back here, bitch.

52:49 What would you do if I put it right?

52:51 You can't do nothing. But I'm saying, so listen.

52:53 What would you do?

52:54 So the nigga did that and y'all never did nothing? Y'all out here letting niggas just eat your coochie and never giving them no.

53:01 Swipe or no swiping.

53:02 He's a demon. Some people don't say that.

53:05 So you ain't never got your little... Yo, look, that's not what I meant to say. You ain't never got your whistle... No, I'm saying you ain't never got your whistle blew on and never did nothing else.

53:16 Whistle blew on?

53:17 That motherfucker ain't that little. That whistle is crazy. Oh, my God.

53:21 You know what I'm trying to say.

53:22 No, a motherfucker ever just gave me some head.

53:25 Of course. Okay.

53:27 Yes, huh?

53:28 No.

53:28 You lying.

53:28 He's lying.

53:29 So why is it not okay if we do it?

53:32 Nah, because nigga, I ain't never did it. Have you?

53:35 Have you did it?

53:35 Just got some head.

53:36 Y'all got head.

53:37 Y'all both done that. Stop trolling.

53:39 No, I'm for real having it. Because I'm the one who hoop.

53:41 You trying to see what that be like?

53:43 No, that's just a layup line. I'm trying to hoop.

53:45 Oh, okay.

53:46 That's going to get me ready for the game. I'm warmed up now. I'm ready for the toss up.

53:51 Oh, Lord.

53:51 You got some head out of this?

53:52 I'm trying to see what it's hitting on.

53:53 Nah, for sure.

53:54 Outside the club though, yeah.

53:55 Got it. what I left cloud nine and got some head and went back in but I was cracking her that night oh okay so.

54:03 Y'all still did the whole y'all was pretty good.

54:05 Yeah yeah yeah she just wanted this motherfucker it just about for her.

54:09 To go back in and get you a shot have you ever had a girl who you got fellatio from and that was all it ever was you never returned the favor y'all never who said yeah oh he didn't say yeah okay of course but it's a problem when we do it no.

54:21 Never talk about what women do at least till now.

54:24 I just think on this coochie nigga.

54:26 Bye So y'all done it multiple times. Niggas is just out here eating coochie root and just.

54:36 And they be so good at it.

54:37 And so what?

54:37 Yeah, but I'm saying they don't want.

54:39 They had their legs back here. No, listen. It's one thing when y'all say y'all don't want to do it. I'm saying these niggas are saying I just wanted to eat your.

54:49 Bro, look at our DMs. Look at our DMs.

54:51 They just eat the booty.

54:54 No, I swear.

54:56 You got to think for a nigga. A nigga feel like, all right, I'm about to eat your koozie. I for sure know. That's all I'm doing.

55:02 We talking.

55:02 I mean, yeah.

55:03 We know.

55:04 You said just the koozie. You said you were just going to eat it. No.

55:10 Wow.

55:10 But I'm not going to make it seem like everybody's doing that. Like, it happens all the time.

55:15 It happens a lot, though.

55:16 But it's a thing.

55:17 It's a thing. It's some nasty niggas out here.

55:19 No, I believe that. That's just wild.

55:22 Or it's just like when you know you just really like you in your mode where you like, I'm not fucking nothing. Okay, nigga, you go down there.

55:30 And I don't want to say everybody, but the ones that do that, they be having a little pee-pee.

55:33 Yeah, I didn't say it. I'm like, I'm telling you, even if you do that, we're not fucking.

55:38 Even if it's fire.

55:39 And they think that.

55:41 When it's fire, you don't need knee sex after that. You be like, ooh, boy, I just gave you my all.

55:47 Wow.

55:47 They be wiping they mouth. I be like, I told you we're not fucking.

55:50 Wipe your forehead, boy.

55:51 It's up there, too.

55:52 Nah, them niggas is losers. I think they be having sex.

55:56 No, really.

55:57 They just think you cat. They think you're not for real. They think, oh, if I do this, like, you know, it's going to go down in Chinatown. But, bro, I told you.

56:09 Why even invite? Why even let me do that to you, though?

56:11 Because I'm trying to tell you. I will tell a motherfucker. Don't do it. Don't do it because we're not fucking.

56:18 and I feel like you trying to role.

56:20 Play if a bitch keep it all the way thorough with you and be like bro I'm telling you even if you don't do that cause I'm telling you we're not about to fuck and then you still do it cause you think.

56:30 I feel like she's saying no Mr.

56:32 Postman no y'all wild boy it get like that y'all got me over here like tornado tongue woo.

56:42 Boy I miss ya What you call it, hornito?

56:45 Tornado tongue.

56:46 Oh, tornado.

56:46 Tornado.

56:47 Wait, he went.

56:50 Spin me around in the air like.

56:52 And this nigga... And this nigga never crammed. He was just.

56:57 Tornado tongue.

56:59 Oh, wait.

56:59 Wasn't he fat? You said he was fat?

57:01 No, I didn't say that shit.

57:02 You be trying to put too much shit on my bitch name.

57:07 Get that off us. Get that off the fan for sure.

57:11 He said he was dizzy after he smoked that square. He had to smoke a square afterward. He was dizzy because the way I had like.

57:16 He ate the coochie and then smoked the square. You was like doing his head like that?

57:20 Like that.

57:22 Oh.

57:22 Oh.

57:23 Yeah.

57:24 Oh my God.

57:24 I love it. You get to just violate somebody's face like that. That's so funny.

57:29 Like that?

57:30 Yeah.

57:31 They should have gave that nigga the chair.

57:33 He felt like he was in the chair the way I was shocking his ass.

57:36 I was like.

57:36 They should have gave that nigga the chair.

57:38 You just keep pulling it up.

57:39 You like....

57:41 You didn't just keep pulling up on Barbie to do that. Did he have locks too?

57:52 He had little pew hands. Right there, right there, right there.

58:03 Oh my God.

58:10 Oh my God.

58:27 He said, you better not tell Chaz.

58:29 I was like, bitch, bitch. I was already down on her.

58:32 He was still wiping his face off.

58:34 Oh, my God. It was so fucking funny. And you know what?

58:37 This is a regular. What happened to him?

58:39 He passed away?

58:41 No, he would always disappear when his money was fucked up.