It's 5:20 Somewhere - Do ALL Men Cheat?! + He’s 33 and Still Living at Home?! 👀

0:00 Welcome back to this 527 girl i'm your girl barbie and i rock the dick better than i rock the beat baby play your ass before you ever play with me.

0:10 Baby with she with b.

0:13 With b to my left i got trapholics mixtapes you bastards yeah to my right i got kiki on the motherfucking beat what she say pile of ticket gotta hit him with a video you buy foreign notice pussy giving.

0:29 Primo who the fuck we feeling like.

0:33 Five to oh five to oh it's giving it's we gonna get rich for sure you heard me we have no drink tonight listen we are drinking.

0:43 All fucking day we off that motherfucking cut cut cut cut.

0:49 How you what in the cut how you what speaking of which okay let's do uh obviously we gotta do words from the block and we gotta do fit check too let's we gotta check out the way all right.

1:00 Don't forget don't forget what you gotta say come on.

1:02 Kiki and won't and spooky season pjs it's the slumber party welcome to my slumber party wow okay.

1:12 Friday the 13th what that shirt say uh.

1:16 It says what it says don't just stare at it eat it i know that's right and then the boxers say trick or treat i love that fashion nova i.

1:26 Love the little uh house shoes it's super cute so jason okay killing it i'm more of a michael girl myself i like i i like them both i don't know jason is everywhere right now so what was what was the man with.

1:39 The bees Candyman.

1:41 Candyman.

1:42 I'm an old Candyman. All right, y'all. Let's not say that.

1:44 We're rooting for everybody black. We're all Candyman girls. Absolutely. See y'all outside in a long-ass trench coat. Yeah. Catch me in my Candyman coat.

1:51 I got a few colors. They said you been just talking about fall.

1:53 I got a few colors.

1:54 They talking about fall fashion. Fall fashion for y'all to put on is a long-ass coat.

1:58 Okay, boo.

1:59 Yeah.

1:59 Boo.

2:00 Boo, boo, boo, boo, ow, ow, bow, boo, boo, boo, ay, ay, ay, boo, boo, boo, ay. Here it comes. Crazy bones, crazy bones. Where did you get that from? Why do you keep saying that? Crazy bones, crazy bones.

2:17 Crazy bones, crazy bones.

2:21 You're making me think of that candy.

2:23 That candy with the bones in it?

2:25 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:27 Okay, don't fall now. Amazon.

2:31 Amazon.

2:32 Me too. Prime.

2:34 Prime.

2:34 I got this shit in one day. Overnight.

2:36 I actually, I got these from the Halloween store.

2:39 Cute. I got these from the Halloween store. Um, they was only like $ 11.

2:43 99.

2:43 Okay, cute, cute.

2:44 Yep. I've been having these Uggs for about 22 years, so I said, perfect time.

2:50 They still look good.

2:51 I love gray.

2:51 Yeah, that gives slumber party.

2:53 Gray is my favorite colors to wear.

2:55 You know, they always have the things. Um, What you been up? Oh, go ahead.

2:59 Yeah.

3:00 No, no, no.

3:01 What's up? What's up? First one to vlog.

3:03 Only because I said we sipping on that Cudi.

3:06 So y'all, I don't know.

3:08 Y'all seen the video that was going around and they were like trying to put. Naptown lingo on us. That's not actually Naptown lingo.

3:18 I don't know what the fuck they was talking about.

3:20 So like, what the fuck going? However, I feel like as Naptown girlies, we should just say a few things that we actually say here.

3:29 We do. We say Cuddy here. We say Cuddy. Y'all know what Cuddy is? Getting that Cuddy?

3:33 But we say Cuddy on something.

3:35 Do you think that?

3:37 How do you say Cuddy? Cuddy on some cousin shit or on some bro shit.

3:41 Oh, Cuddy.

3:42 Cuddy. Cuddy.

3:43 Yeah, like bro. Say we don't say that a lot. Do people other places say Cuckus? Remember when Cuckus was a thing?

3:50 Cuckus was a thing, yeah. I don't think, but yeah, Cuddy. That's a good one. That's my Cuddy. My Cuddy right there. Yep, another one.

3:56 Nasty is another one. Everybody know how you feel. How you was nasty.

4:01 But, yeah.

4:03 That's about it.

4:04 We just won't. I don't know who the fuck them men are, but they need to. Bro, we don't.

4:09 Call this motherfucker the I. Please do not believe the I. Never have you.

4:13 It's Naptown 317, baby. That's about it.

4:15 Speaker 3: Speaker 3: Speaker 3: Speaker 3: Speaker 3:

4:26 .

4:43 Me and my nigga, we on the island, hoe.

4:46 I don't know what the fuck, but words on the rock. Speak your shit from your city, not ours. Fucking busting on busies or whatever the hell they say.

4:56 I do say bussy, though. That is a thing. But we don't say that to no... Moving the fuck alone.

5:01 Kiki.

5:07 What you been doing my mom?

5:09 Cause I was on your story.

5:10 Like, Oh, so yeah, yesterday was a vibe. It was a very much a lituation.

5:18 Okay.

5:18 So went to the Pacer game.

5:20 Yeah.

5:21 You know, okay. No, um, so I'm talking about like on the wood, like no seats in front of them.

5:30 She was on there. She was right there with the coaches. Personal. It was, it was quite the experience. Um, But y'all know what though?

5:36 I realized as I, cause I was rushing, I was late y'all.

5:41 I felt horrible, but this is the thing.

5:42 I'm actually, I'm getting much better at not being late.

5:46 But let me.

5:47 Say this though.

5:49 When you're getting dressed for a game and then like my boo, he was like, yeah.

5:54 So you want to go to the Pacer game?

5:55 And I'm like, yeah, yeah. I want to go. He was like, okay, cool. Uh, floor seats. I'm like, okay.

6:01 So I got to wear heels, right?

6:03 You got to wear heels. You got to come heels floor seat.

6:05 Right.

6:06 Booty or something.

6:07 Something, yeah.

6:08 Elevation.

6:09 Yeah, I wore elevation. I wore a boot with a heel or whatever. But when I say I was scrambling because the outfit that I originally planned on, it didn't fit right.

6:17 It was, like, too big.

6:18 So now I'm, like, scrambling. Like, it's very hard to get dressed for a game.

6:23 Yeah.

6:23 Because it's just, like, it's super lit up.

6:27 It's not the club. So you can't be too sexy. You can't have too much boob.

6:31 Too much of a hoe. Too much ass. Too nothing.

6:33 Then it's like, you got to walk, you know, you got to park, you got to walk down these steps. So it's like, you can't wear the craziest red bottom in your closet. Like, I don't feel like it gets talked enough how hard it is to dress for a game.

6:46 And then you got to have a small ass bag. So it can't even like pull your red bottoms out. When you get on the wood. I swear.

6:52 She put my bag against the little paper.

6:54 The little measurements. I barely made it.

6:56 Barely made it. Barely.

6:57 So what was the vibe did you give? Was you like sporty? Was you like.

7:01 So I had on a boot that came up to here. But I had the baggy. The pants that I cut into shorts.

7:08 I love that. Right below me. Hell yeah.

7:10 So it was baggy. And then they were like cut up or whatever. And then also it was the cow toe. Okay.

7:15 That's where we in right now.

7:16 The goat. foot love those yeah and then i had a sleeve top and then a black bra underneath so cute with a little burberry black little purse or whatever yeah it was it was it was it was so funny because i seen one of the girls that work in the in the field house or whatever she was like genius i.

7:38 Love you i got so many compliments a lot she's like genius i love what you did like genius was That was a top-tier compliment.

7:46 I'm like, okay, thanks, girl. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I was leaving the damn.

7:50 I tried to go get my son's Social Security card.

7:51 I lost it. I was trying to get another one. I'm walking across the street. Somebody said... It's 520 everywhere. I'm like, in the stumble.

7:58 Even at the social security office.

8:00 I done tripped.

8:01 I'm so awkward. Somebody was like, do you love that shit? I'm like, yeah, I love that we have that support. But I also was with somebody I had no business being with.

8:08 And they like, you the girl off 520?

8:09 I'm like, yeah, hey, how you doing?

8:12 But I get so awkward in these situations.

8:16 But it's 520 everywhere. Like, we love y'all. Love to see y'all.

8:20 And I just want y'all to know that I'm really not a weirdo. I just be caught off guard. I don't know.

8:24 It's a vibe.

8:24 I told y'all about the bus driver. I get out my, I'm trying to open up my door to bus driver right there like, hey, can I book a session?

8:31 I'm like, a session for what? A session for who?

8:35 We're rappers now so I mean but he ain't know that.

8:39 But it threw me off cause like I don't know I kind of feel like I'm a.

8:42 Little paranoid person so I'm like why the fuck are you at my door watch out bro but he was super cool he wanted us to be on his show and off the strength alone of him like I could have DM'd you but I said I was going to run into you and then I.

8:53 Ran into you so I want to do his show whenever.

8:57 Also too I think that you know like we be like people tune in they view us and they watch us and da da da da And it's just like, they hear us, they listen to us, talk about our lives and stuff.

9:06 So it's like, they probably feel like they know us.

9:10 We the gang.

9:11 I mean, they do know us. Y'all are. Y'all right here on the couch with us.

9:14 Or whatever.

9:14 So it's just like, it do probably, this probably takes a little bit of an adjustment. Like, oh yeah, we're family.

9:20 Hi. We're family, but hey, back the fuck up a little bit sometimes. I'm just playing this bitch. Trap, how's your week been? Good. What you been up to? Oh, nothing.

9:31 Just, you know, got clipped up for saying I farted on broke niggas and shit.

9:35 So do tell. Do tell. Because the Foxwolves want to know. I only did that.

9:39 That was one time.

9:40 Oh, you only farted on a nigga one time?

9:42 No, I did it like two to three times. These niggas in the comments, like, I just fart on demand like the clumps or something. Like, bro, I'm just saying, like, it happened before. I'm not saying, like, I'm a serial farter on a broke nigga.

9:56 So, like, so if it wasn't on demand, like, you just had it in the chamber or.

10:01 Like no yeah like okay cool i got a fart and this nigga just played in my face so i'm gonna let her rip let it fly yeah.

10:12 It's so funny because everybody was sending me the clip and my my friend he was like i mean what if he just wasn't ready to like throw a lot of money right now because you know you do get prospects like that like okay it got to be the time and the setting or whatever like boom so you.

10:25 Done farted on his ass no the people that that i the actual time like i said i said we had like two to three times Um, and the people that I did it to, they were like dead ass.

10:36 Playing in my fucking face.

10:37 Like, bitch, don't fucking call, don't call me over here. You got like.

10:42 Fucking $ 3 type shit. You talking about you want to dance type shit or you fucking got me dancing and you just throwing money real, real fucking slow.

10:53 Even that whole little three minute.

10:55 Shit where they like, what? Damn, three minutes.

10:59 But it's just like in the strip club, if you don't call a girl to dance over here, cause I hold myself to this standard too.

11:05 I'm going to.

11:06 Call a girl to come dance on us. Like it's not like a private dance. It's not like a, Oh, you got to pay me this much. It's like you're dancing in front of me and I'm about to throw some ones.

11:16 I'm not about to call a bitch over here. If I don't got at.

11:19 Least 200 ones in my hand and it don't take three minutes to throw 200. It don't take three minutes. If I take three minutes to, To throw 100 or 200 ones, I pay attention.

11:29 You literally just gotta... Literally. Like, they took the dance, the whole dance thing out of context. Like, I'm not charging niggas $ 200 for a dance, but if I'm dancing in front of you, what I would hope is that you at the very least.

11:46 Well, I said $ 200, but then I worked my way down to $ 100. At least can you throw $ 100. Of course, I've had people throw $ 50, $ 60, whatever, but.

11:57 That's not what I'm hoping. That's not what I'm shooting for.

12:00 And I think in, like, other bigger clubs and stuff like that, when you see dancers being in there with Future and Drake and they going home with $ 30, 000, $ 20, 000, and y'all tripping about $ 200, 000.

12:10 Please move. Go play.

12:12 You ask the bitch to come over here.

12:14 And I've never been, like, the type of dancer to, like, work the floor. Like, I'm going to be in a section or I'm going to get my money on stage or somebody got some money for me.

12:24 Then I'll go over there and fuck with them.

12:26 But I'm not really working the floor getting 20 here, 40 there.

12:30 I just never did that.

12:33 I was going to say, people definitely sent me that clip too. Mind you, speaking of which, somebody texted me and it was like, yo sister, fluck on my mama.

12:41 Fluck. Am I tripping?

12:42 Fluck.

12:43 That might be an indie thing.

12:44 That's an Indianapolis thing.

12:46 That is definitely fluff.

12:47 I love that word, not going to lie.

12:48 I heard that in Wisconsin or Milwaukee or whatever location, they do a tip walk. So after they get done dancing on the stage, they go around and they- Oh, I love that.

12:59 They tap every nigga like, okay.

13:01 Oh, I love that. That sounds amazing. I said that's smart.

13:04 I said that's super smart. And I mean, they was like, if the nigga don't tip, then of course everybody looking at them sideways. But like, yeah. I love that.

13:12 What's the aesthetic? What did you come here to do?

13:15 Yeah.

13:15 If you want to get your chicken and go, hoe ass nigga, like for real.

13:18 And if you want to get your chicken, that's fine. eat your chicken.

13:23 Don't bother me i won't bother you but it's like if you call i'm talking about it's some niggas out there who will wave a bitch down for nothing i came in here for you and you're not spending no money what the fuck you come in here what the.

13:36 Fuck you come in here for they thought it was hooters they thought it was get your broke.

13:40 Ass out the club if you ain't gonna tip like.

13:43 If you ain't throwing that money and that's not even my life no more y'all but yeah it's still Like, speaking of Hooters, so y'all know we back to back to back, back to back today.

13:54 We had a cute-ass experience at Hooters today. Oh, what happened at Hooters?

13:57 Oh, it was cute.

13:59 Do tell, Key. So, basically, so we go to Hooters. Mind you, downtown, we used to work there. Oh, you used to work at downtown? Yeah, we used to work there.

14:07 Oh, you used to work at downtown. Yeah, so we used to work there back when we were in college. So, anyway, so while one of the cooks, he came.

14:17 Up, he.

14:18 He came up to greet us because we just got a to-go order or whatever. And he like, I know that walk up from anywhere.

14:23 And then we get hugged. I'm like, oh, my God.

14:25 Not another walk up, period. Anyway, so boom.

14:28 He like, yeah, I'm going to hook y'all shit up.

14:30 I'm going to do this. I'm going to do that.

14:31 Next thing we know, all the girls are coming up or whatever.

14:34 They talking to us. And they like, yeah, we heard y'all used to work here.

14:37 Yeah, girl.

14:38 Well, why y'all don't work here no more? Honey, we are grown. We have kids.

14:41 We're grown as fuck.

14:43 And they like, wait.

14:44 What do you mean y'all don't even look old i'm like for real what the fuck so anyway then we ran into just cory up there as well so he at the bar he like what's up we what we doing we shots a little experience we had.

14:58 A whole experience bitch so it was just that was basically it that's fire though yeah it was so much it.

15:04 Was a cool little fun adventure yeah Speaking about y'all being old bitches, let's go back to the 90s.

15:09 Bitches old, too. What? Ladies, you can only.

15:14 These might definitely be 90s. I know somebody that like it.

15:16 Yes.

15:16 Ladies, you can only choose three. We got Lance, we got Layman, we got Nysere.

15:21 Nysere.

15:22 Nysere. Nys, baby. Morris, Clifford, Marlon, Lorenz, Merlin. Tupac, Makai, R.I.P.

15:30 To both of them. R.I.P., yeah, both of them. Makai did too? No, I did Tupac and Marlon.

15:37 And Omar and Alan. So pick, ladies, choose your three.

15:42 Tupac for sure, A.I.

15:44 For sure.

15:45 Three gets a little murky.

15:48 Oh my gosh, yeah.

15:49 Who's y'all's first sure for sure's?

15:51 Alan, Clifford, and... Yes, I'm a Clifford.

15:55 You a little bit of a Clifford.

15:58 Oh, my gosh.

15:59 It's really between Nas, Clifford, Tupac, and A.I.

16:02 Yeah.

16:02 That's all I got to say. Demi or Nas?

16:05 Next would be Morris Chestnut. I've always had a thing for him since I was a kid.

16:09 Nas or Makai. And then Tupac, baby.

16:13 Tupac and Nas for sure I don't know.

16:18 Who I got I don't know who I.

16:21 Got between AI and Method Man I don't know who I got between Nas and Method Man Method Man so.

16:27 Motherfucking far wait Nas is still fine too Nas is like elite he fucking elite I don't know I've always had a huge crush on him I don't need him I don't need him.

16:43 He looks outstanding.

16:45 To this day.

16:45 Allen, Clifford, and Nazir. My top three. Okay.

16:48 A.I., Pac, and oh my gosh, do I want Nas or?

16:52 I'm going to.

16:55 Do A.I., Tupac, and Method Man.

16:57 Method Man is just. He's protein. He's zeddy as fuck. He's zeddy as fuck.

17:03 I'm not going to take nothing from that, man. I'm a.

17:07 Fuck.

17:09 What all is merlin in all right i'm gonna go ai tupac oh my gosh i don't want to give up method man no no no no do the right thing do the right thing oh okay fuck because i love a nigga that can hoop method man and ai for sure and pop sorry nice that was okay yeah.

17:31 Cool what would i say exactly who you picked i said alan clifford and naz y'all pick the same people who'd you pick Allen, Clifford, and Isaiah. Okay, Tupac. You just didn't pick Tupac. I just didn't pick Tupac. Yeah, but Tupac's right up. If Tupac and Clifford can run a train, there we go.

17:47 Landman.

17:48 One, two, three.

17:48 What's that?

17:49 Who was that up there? Who was reacting as usual? I'm sorry.

17:53 He was never cute to me.

17:54 Who?

17:55 Who's overreacting as usual, Diamond?

17:58 Sheila's husband. He was never cute to me. Lance is fine. No, Marlon was not cute.

18:06 I'm sorry.

18:07 No shade, no teeth. I wouldn't say Marlon's not cute. I think he's just overly too goofy. We like a funny nigga, but not a too goofy nigga.

18:15 Honestly, Omar was.

18:19 And then once I seen him on House, how he let himself go, it.

18:22 Just did it for me. Yeah, he looked.

18:23 Like, what the fuck happened? He swolled up like a motherfucking slug.

18:26 He got that trick lady effect going on. He, like, messed up.

18:30 You keep looking like Ms.

18:31 Puff out here.

18:33 No, Shay.

18:35 I'll still go if you try to fuck with me.

18:37 With who?

18:38 Omar?

18:38 Omar. You nasty. Oh, he look like a goddamn third grade teacher. No, thank you. What the fuck happened?

18:43 Don't let yourself go.

18:45 He looks like he work in a funeral. He had his.

18:52 His future looks so bright you know why cause he played in monica's.

18:57 Face he played in monica's mother.

18:59 He fucking dunked on her ass this is milk's girl That's why I said, come on, move along.

19:04 Hold on, wait.

19:05 All right.

19:07 Back to the niggas. It is. I don't know, y'all. I'm just so excited for it to be October.

19:11 My daddy's birthday, my mama's birthday, my brother's birthday, my sister's birthday.

19:16 Libras or Scorpios? Libras. They're all Libras. You know what?

19:20 I've got a thing.

19:20 I'm a lucky Libra.

19:21 I have a thing for Libras.

19:23 Y'all know, and also, while we're talking about fucking Libras, I haven't talked about it, y'all, because this is.

19:30 Really so near and dear to my heart.

19:31 But Lil Wayne is playing so fucking hard in my face with this young-ass girl.

19:36 Is she a Libra? I don't know. He's a Libra.

19:40 She's from Kokomo, Fort Wayne, one of them fucking cities. And I'm glad that she's from here, but I'm like, she from here?

19:46 You couldn't have found me, hoe ass nigga you.

19:49 Couldn't have traveled how the fuck and he's getting married to her and she's two Yeah.

19:56 She's a cutie.

19:56 I don't think you're young enough, Barb. I hate to say it. That's bullshit. She younger than Reginae.

20:01 Yeah.

20:01 And I just feel like, Wayne, what the fuck? And I'm not even hating on you, Maddie. You're a beautiful girl. I know nothing about you. You're a cutie patootie. But I love this man so much. What can you do for him at fucking two?

20:13 He wins some, he lose some, bitch.

20:15 And you know, I just, what the fuck do y'all even talk about, Maddie? I am hating. I ain't never hated on a bitch, but Maddie, what the fuck, Maddie? She mad at you. Maddie got you mad. Maddie got me mad than a bitch. You're mad. I am a Maddie patati.

20:30 A Maddie patati.

20:32 I love you, Wayne. You ain't got no.

20:35 Tap in with my girl.

20:36 She wasn't even... Back to October. Fuck that.

20:40 All right, cool. I do love some Libra's.

20:43 I do. Everybody in my life is a Libra.

20:45 I love him.

20:46 Was she even alive when he was high? No. No. His daughter is older than me.

20:51 He might like that. I don't give a fuck. No, I hate it.

20:55 Because some entertainers like people who aren't fans. You know what I mean? Speaking of which, would y'all date someone who was born in the 2000s?

21:06 No, that's why I draw the line. I'm dating someone that was born in 98.

21:09 I honestly don't want shit.

21:11 98 is crazy. What year was your young thing? 96.

21:15 Damn.

21:17 Yeah.

21:17 I don't want shit young anymore.

21:20 98.

21:20 Oh, you were. I had a little YN stage, but.

21:25 Now, no.

21:27 Let me ask you, Malcolm. Turn your chair around so I can see your face. So, we had a talk earlier with some older guys, and they were just like, basically, they feel like women only want to be overly freaked out or over-sexual just to be whatever their man wants. Have you ever had a girl that was just like so horny and so freaky she wanted it a lot?

21:46 And how did you feel about that?

21:47 Yeah, I have. I'm on a trip, man.

21:50 Because what is your stamina as a young man?

21:52 Like you want like multiple quick sessions or you want like a long session?

21:59 It don't really matter to me. It really depend on the day and night.

22:02 So you come, you're done, you're feeling good and she's still ready to go.

22:07 She said, I'm going back up.

22:08 You're going to get back up? Yeah. Okay. But when does it get too overbearing, though? It don't get overbearing?

22:14 Overbearing? Nah. If I'm tired, it's out the mud. I ain't got too much for you.

22:22 When you finish, wipe that dick off and get it back hard for me.

22:26 But I do this around, I'm going to sleep.

22:29 Y'all ever got.

22:30 Catch me in the morning.

22:31 Y'all ever.

22:32 You ever denied a girl.

22:35 The dick? Have you ever denied it? Like, no.

22:37 Lay down.

22:38 Lay down. What was the nature of the decision? What was the circumstances?

22:41 I might have been mad.

22:43 Oh, wow. Boy, I will. Oh, I can't even say that on here, but shit.

22:49 Shit.

22:50 You in this bed?

22:51 Like, oh, you piss me off? Nah. And then you want to fuck?

22:55 I be like this, look.

22:58 You about to grape one?

23:00 No, don't say that.

23:00 Well, I said grape soda. Oh, wait, grape juice.

23:04 Wait, wait, wait.

23:05 No, because it's so crazy. It is a bit of a double standard, though.

23:08 Kidding, I'm kidding.

23:08 Because I feel like men can request and women might be like, no, not right now.

23:14 Yeah.

23:15 But... For a man? A man be like, not right now? What do you mean?

23:20 But you can't spin it off like that.

23:22 I'm about to beat y'all up.

23:23 You gotta be like, I'm tired.

23:24 Excuse me?

23:25 My stomach hurt.

23:27 I'm like, just fart, boy.

23:28 Come here.

23:28 Tired is not a good enough reason.

23:30 I mean, depending on who the person is.

23:33 Yeah. You got to come harder than that. Baby, is you sick? Do you got COVID?

23:38 You got COVID?

23:39 Nah, if you spending like, nah, I don't want to fuck. She like, nigga, what?

23:42 Yeah, like, you hate me.

23:43 Nah, nah, you got twisted like on some player shit. Nah, I don't feel good. I'm tired. Like, I had a long day.

23:51 My leg is broke.

23:52 My leg. If your leg is broke, nigga.

23:56 Out of here what are we.

23:56 Talking about i don't feel like man that is super duper offensive however if it's happened to you then you then i feel like it's kind of an introduction huh what's offensive about it girls because it's just like what do you mean you don't want to do it right now like.

24:09 What do you mean You tired.

24:11 And it's so much easier for y'all to just get up versus, you know, what I'll eat.

24:15 Literally, all y'all gotta do is get up, stick it in. Big fucking wow.

24:18 Just lay on your back. Yeah. And be quiet. And take it. Close your eyes.

24:23 What if I just want some head?

24:27 I wanted to ask that, though. Is that a thing?

24:29 Like, if you only had to get head or to get some lemon drop, which one would you prefer?

24:33 You only can get one. Lemon drop.

24:37 Yeah.

24:38 That's a good answer. That's valid.

24:41 Same.

24:41 That's valid.

24:42 So let us ask you. Your shorty likes girls. She got a girl that she's cracking. How do you feel about that? Do you feel like that's cheating?

24:53 It's not cheating, but let me come play.

24:56 What if she tell you go play? Go play. Go cheat. Go cheat.

25:00 We didn't say that okay but what if it's just like a one-time thing though and she like the girl all right cuz yeah the girl the girl on girl thing or whatever um obviously if it's a one-time thing whatever that is she fucking nigga one time that's obviously cheating but if she got too drunk with her friends i hit the bathroom i don't know and she fucked with a girl on you do you feel like you're gonna crash out treat her like oh you just cheated on me.

25:30 For real look at me i'll be honest be honest yeah be honest.

25:34 I'm not gonna crash out i'll be like damn so she go back to the crib or it's like uh nah it was i don't it don't matter how it happened it was just on some drunk shit just on.

25:44 Some one and done my bad i'm.

25:47 Just keeping it 100 with you i did let my friend eat my coochie oh my.

25:52 Friend Or a girl, period.

25:54 She met a girl at the club she went home with.

25:56 Yeah.

25:57 She had a one night stand.

25:58 If you meet a girl at the club and you went home with her, I should be inviting you.

26:02 I ain't had time to call you.

26:03 But if you weren't, though, if you weren't, are you going to hold it against her like, oh, you cheated on me?

26:08 No, she was hired already. She was hired.

26:11 I ain't going to give a fuck.

26:13 Do you feel like you owe her back? No.

26:15 Or are you going to let it rot?

26:16 I'm definitely going to go fuck another bitch.

26:18 That's not the same. You do realize that's not the same, right?

26:23 It is the same.

26:24 No, because she could have fucked a nigga.

26:26 You still fucked. did something with somebody.

26:28 These niggas are... Do y'all be cheating? Like, do y'all be cheating?

26:31 I don't cheat.

26:32 I get get back, though.

26:33 I've cheated with y'all before.

26:34 That's cheating.

26:34 If that's what we're calling it today.

26:36 Y'all, I don't... So you get get back.

26:38 No, I don't.

26:40 Like, when I say I get get back, we're not together. Yeah. You know how nigga love to say, we wasn't together. Bitch, we wasn't together.

26:46 We were not together.

26:46 I can't do that. We were not together. You can't do that?

26:48 No.

26:48 Because hold on.

26:49 I'm thinking like, you drunk and you want to fuck this bitch. You want to fuck this bitch. You don't know a dick.

26:57 The sensation of a woman.

26:59 To you to get the dick after you greedy this degree that's in the bible.

27:04 No we need both real nigga um but that's just not how it happened though okay so you don't even want to deal with a girl without a nigga i don't deal with girls plain jane like i don't do that for real what.

27:17 The fuck it ain't that much coochie but if.

27:19 It happens though are you gonna blame me like I took a whole dick is that how we're gonna spin it I'm sorry I need the dick the cock.

27:30 I ain't gonna act like I care The cock. Oh, wait.

27:34 I was supposed to say that. The cock-a-doodle-doo.

27:39 That is so fucked up. So, listen. When y'all be on bullshit, y'all heard it from the horse's mouth. And honestly, his answer was similar to the guy's as well. So, it's just like, don't tell that nigga if a bitch is your pussy.

27:52 So, don't tell him.

27:53 Don't tell him.

27:56 Nah.

27:56 If you think you deserve to fuck a whole girl just because a bitch got a little head.

28:04 A little head? A little head.

28:06 And she didn't even eat her out back.

28:10 I mean, come on.

28:11 Would you really want your girl to turn down some head? Fuck, I look like turning down some head.

28:16 I mean, that's sort of like a bird turning down some bread.

28:21 I'm just saying.

28:22 Like, really? Would you want that for her?

28:23 Come on, now. You love her. And you know I'm a bird, man.

28:27 I'm a bird. Did y'all see how they be calling us the birdie brunch?

28:31 Birdie brunch.

28:31 Your mom's the birdie brunch, bitch.

28:34 Your mom, your grandma, and your sister are the birdie brunch, bitch. I thought that was kind of cute, though. The birdie brunch? The birdie brunch.

28:40 The birdie brunch.

28:43 And you keep a keep a keep a number or whatever so next time.

28:46 We go that's fair that's fair but don't go fuck no bitch please don't come on now.

28:51 I'ma keep it p But next time we all go out.

28:54 Mm-hmm.

28:55 She's coming home with us.

28:56 Oh, girl, oh, girl, you got some head?

28:58 Oh, yeah.

28:59 Where baby at?

29:00 Oh, girl, oh, oh, type shit. Oh, girl, sleep up.

29:03 It's not that fucking deep.

29:04 Okay, cool. But here's to that motherfucker got to drop the kids off to school. Be the maid. Be the maid.

29:10 So this bitch just fell and tripped and fell into your pussy house.

29:14 Okay, so let me ask you this, Mout.

29:16 You out with a shorty, right? You know how girls get a little drunk and be a little gay.

29:19 Mm-hmm.

29:20 So she gets to doing that with a girl, but... It's somebody in your family. How would you feel about that?

29:26 I wouldn't care.

29:27 You wouldn't care? Okay, good answer.

29:29 We know somebody who just did that.

29:30 You wouldn't be like, bitch, that's my cousin.

29:32 Nah, I'd be like, yeah, that's my cousin.

29:35 That's my cudi. Damn.

29:36 That's my cudi.

29:37 Cudi. I'd be like, shit, that's my cousin.

29:39 You'd rather be your cousin than a random girl.

29:41 Facts.

29:42 But you won't look at her like, damn, my cousin kissed my girl.

29:45 No, that's my cousin.

29:46 Okay. That's how we get down in the Midwest. Yeah.

29:48 Keep it all in the middle. What the fuck? Children on a car, baby.

29:54 This bitch is super fed, guys.

29:58 As we're talking about being in the club, it's spooky motherfucking seasons.

30:04 Up, please.

30:05 Up, up.

30:06 What you got? I seen this meme.

30:07 It said, dress like a whore, stay in the house. I don't want to see no bitch in no hot dog costume.

30:13 Bitch mike would love that oh oh freaky mike would love a hot.

30:17 Dog costume no but for real so like everybody they want to know what we gonna be for halloween and we just tell y'all gotta stay fucking tuned tap in it's 5 20 somewhere the guys tried to ask me on that show i said they gotta watch.

30:30 It's 5 20 somewhere it's coming you gotta tap in we're trying to get.

30:34 We're trying to get malk to participate with us so yeah we'll see we'll see how he coming.

30:39 Lab coat right.

30:42 Relax.

30:42 Go play. We'll see.

30:46 We'll see. We'll see what you got going on. What's today? Barbie wanted us to be hot dogs.

30:51 She wanted us to be some martinis. We don't know what's going on. Nobody's planning ahead.

30:59 The plans that we have is we in motherfucking Dallas and y'all better be there for the Hendrix experience.

31:07 Who we got there, Melk?

31:08 We got Z in there, though.

31:10 Yeah.

31:11 And bro ass.

31:13 Who bro ass?

31:13 And the 512.

31:15 And the 512.

31:16 Our musical debut, baby.

31:20 We open it up.

31:22 I'm not your bitch no more. I'm not your bitch no more.

31:26 No more. Can't drop it down and do it on the splits no more. No more.

31:32 I like to ride faces in far away places in Louis suitcases.

31:36 Your new bitch basic. Yes.

31:40 And so we are in Dallas. Make sure that y'all are there. Tap in. This has been a drop before or after. I don't know where we at on this schedule, but yeah, make sure y'all there. Get y'all tickets.

31:49 Pull up.

31:49 Come see us. Y'all been wanting to see the 520s. We back again. Last time we was in Austin. This time we in motherfucking Dallas. Dallas, baby.

31:59 We in Dallas.

31:59 They got some good food in Dallas.

32:03 What's them called?

32:03 Shags?

32:04 What's the little ugly hairstyle they be wearing? I'm about to be rubbing the shit out of nigga Shag in Dallas.

32:09 Hair ass.

32:11 Girl, no.

32:11 We got niggas.

32:12 We not on that. Oh, look at Trotter. We got niggas.

32:15 We got niggas.

32:16 We all got niggas. This bitch can wait.

32:19 Look.

32:19 She like, actually. Christmas looking real good around this bitch.

32:23 We all kind of got a little bit of something.

32:25 Going on right now, y'all.

32:27 We somebody bitch some more.

32:29 Yeah.

32:31 Because we was just trolling. We was just playing. That was for Halloween.

32:34 For Halloween?

32:35 No, we want to be in the club. Jeff lied. I'm going to... that would have been fire I would love to be in a house party versus the club.

32:43 Bro if you and you ain't never been to one of Jess's parties that shit used to be so fun I'm shitty I'm shitty my friends used to go bruh little self that's the first time we seen you the first time he was a little shinko bop bop who was you who.

32:58 Was you Malcolm you fucking Malcolm I became a smart guy one year too cute you did that you did that.

33:06 Mhm mhm yeah I love it.

33:08 I love it.

33:10 All right.

33:11 Did y'all see Brian Steele?

33:15 Who the fuck is Brian Steele? The attorney.

33:17 So he represented Thug, Dirk.

33:20 Did he represent Lucci as well?

33:22 Did I make that up?

33:23 I only know about Dug and Dirt. Okay.

33:26 I might have made that part up. But he was saying, like, his opinion is that.

33:30 What the fuck?

33:31 His opinion is that people in certain positions, like police, judges, prosecutors, people like that, that they need to... experiment with incarceration i think he said like every other year for like two weeks or something like that i don't know the exact time timeline time frame but.

33:51 I'm absolutely for it and i'm with.

33:53 It because if you if you are about to though because they be throwing a book at people and it's just like if you're about to put this sentence on somebody you need to know what all comes with that how does.

34:03 That feel yeah because y'all don't really know.

34:06 Y'all just throwing that shit at people blindly i 100 agree with that just think about in the when they train for the police academy they have to get exactly they have to go through that when you're in the navy you have to just blindly dive into so much you know i think i heard that when you're in the navy you get like tied up and like dumped into some water you got.

34:26 To get yourself out of the navy seals.

34:29 Is the difference between the navy and the navy seals oh whatever But you have to go through extensive training and you have to like.

34:36 Maybe the Navy... You have to experience... The Navy doesn't do it well.

34:38 You have to experience what's going on.

34:40 But you gotta get tased and shit when you in the police academy.

34:41 You gotta get your motherfucking feet wet. You gotta get your feet wet.

34:44 Y'all motherfuckers giving niggas life.

34:45 Y'all giving niggas.

34:47 Y'all got niggas on death row.

34:48 Y'all got people doing 30, 40 plus years and all that. And it's just like, you don't know how that feels?

34:54 Yeah.

34:55 I wouldn't say like by yearly, but I would say.

34:59 At least once. At least like.

35:01 when you're in school or whatever something like that speaking of which oh my gosh not to get political but do y'all know that they like approved the first like come on because talk about it the first like televised uh execution execution.

35:16 The by a firing fucking.

35:18 Squad yeah the salem witch trial it's fucking it's the united states of dystopia bro.

35:26 It's insane, too, because I'm just like, why?

35:29 And I was reading up on it and like one of the survivors said, I think that, yeah, like the survivors, the family of the people that were murdered during this, they should be able to see it.

35:38 But to televise that is insane. It's a tactic.

35:42 It's a tactic for the people to not see. Get out of line. Mike would tell us to shut up right now.

35:47 He would, but I don't care. Because I also think.

35:49 That, like, just think about if the person, whoever this killer, whoever the killer was, I can't think of.

35:55 His exact name.

35:55 But if his kids have to witness this, we're raising, like, next level kids. fucking terror it's like because they'll imagine to see that shit it's crazy the numbness on top of it you're contributing to that.

36:08 Like we were never supposed to see all.

36:10 The shit that we see we see people dying you know what i'm saying on it not on some movie shit we see that shit on our timeline there's no we need to see that heartless evil shit going on exactly there's no reason we need to see that fuck out of the masses.

36:26 But you know the uh but with our president being so i have one but i don't want to open it it's okay But with our president being so freaking social media, he goes to the social media about everything.

36:38 He be on the social media cutting it. I just think that it's absolutely insane. Can you open this?

36:43 Well, sorry.

36:45 That's just, I disagree with that.

36:49 First of all, I don't believe in a death sentence. Period.

36:53 And then on top of that, but back to the whole Brian Steele thing, it's just like, do you know how many people get falsely accused and falsely convicted?

37:01 Do you know how many people.

37:02 Like the percentage, like 50-50 people get exonerated because they were actually found that they didn't commit this crime. And y'all throwing a book at these niggas. And then on top of that, y'all don't even know what it feels like to be... They say, I think being incarcerated.

37:16 For like, what is it, like two weeks or something like that straight, it changes you.

37:22 It starts to change you that quick. Oh, they definitely be changed. Yeah, so I fuck with it. I fuck with the idea. Let's implement that. And while we're on a dark note, Cornell 7, just kidding.

37:35 Stop. Anyway.

37:37 But no, talk about the fucked up United States. Recession indicators. What's some recession indicators for y'all?

37:45 So one thing that when there was a moment for me where I was like, God damn, the recession.

37:52 Is hitting me, bro.

37:54 OK, so, you know, when you go grocery shopping, right?

37:56 Mm hmm.

37:57 I always keep all my grocery bags, and I use them for, like, cleaning up around the house, throwing away food, da-da-da-da-da.

38:04 Bro, do you know.

38:05 And I be having gobs and gobs of them.

38:07 Yeah.

38:07 Bro, one day, I ran out. Damn. The grocery store, shit, them trips getting slimmer and slimmer, baby. Bro, I'm like, what the fuck? I ain't got no... What the fuck was you doing?

38:16 I'm like, damn, I ain't.

38:17 Been buying shit.

38:18 Picking up their shit with it. No, bitch, I wasn't buying no fucking groceries.

38:22 It's just so expensive. It's hard out here for a female.

38:24 I'm like... damn times is hard mind you that was before that was like right before Right before the deal kicked in, bitch.

38:34 Thank y'all.

38:34 Thank y'all.

38:35 Thank you, baby. Thank you, baby. No, for real.

38:39 And that's why we be saying, like, about respecting everybody's hustle.

38:42 It's just so hard now that you got to do a little bit of everything. I ain't mad at nobody. Long as you working. Long as you are working.

38:50 And I had seen a video the other day of this little boy. I don't know how old he is. I don't know what he was, what age he was. But he was like, you could tell that he was, like, living in a basement. But he was, like, he was... He was popping out his content and stuff like that.

39:03 And I kind of looked at him sideways for a little bit.

39:05 But I'm just like, as hard as it is, because just to think to go and spend like Indiana's like, you know, mid-level like rent. To go and spend $ 1, 600 or live in your fucking parents' basement.

39:16 Sign me up to live in my parents' basement.

39:18 Because if he's comfortable down there, he had all his good shit.

39:21 He was recording.

39:22 He's getting his extra money off of there. But just to say, oh, I have i have my own and i'm spending 16 15 1300 a month and barely making that just so people don't laugh at me like i i respect it all.

39:34 Like another one is like The strip clubs is dry as fuck.

39:40 The strip clubs been dry as fuck. I don't know if that's everywhere, but here. No, for real.

39:43 They said, well, why is she was getting $ 200 every three minutes while.

39:47 She ain't stripping? The strip club is fucking dead, bro.

39:51 What you say? Because my life is, what you say?

39:53 Flourishing.

39:54 My life is flourishing.

39:54 To be fair, our strippers here ain't.

39:56 Yes, it's some cool ones. Don't do them.

40:05 You're not fucking with them. You just had some strippers on your show. What strippers did you have on your show?

40:11 I don't mean nothing.

40:13 They with some nice ones?

40:14 They cool.

40:15 Okay. Hey, y'all. Did y'all see how hot they are?

40:19 They good enough. Fruit snacks are higher than a beach.

40:22 I don't be buying fruit snacks.

40:23 Oh, like $ 7.

40:24 No, they're like $ 9 now. How much is the box of bag of chips?

40:28 The goldfish? Y'all, the goldfish?

40:31 Chips?

40:31 $ 6, 000.

40:32 Like the blasted goldfish extremes or whatever that come in a big ass carton.

40:36 First of all, the carton is smaller now.

40:38 And it's like $ 3. It's like a $ 10, $ 11 carton.

40:44 Or a smaller carton. I'm like, damn. It's crazy.

40:47 Where is the lube?

40:48 Y'all are just dicking us. Yeah, they getting up.

40:50 Where is the lube?

40:51 Also, I will say, when I went to go buy my rollie, I was talking to my friend, and I'm like, I really want to spend this.

40:57 In the midst of a recession, I went to go buy a rollie? Okay, come on.

40:59 No, no, no.

41:00 I'm trying to make a point.

41:01 Come on, Jen.

41:02 Come on, Jen. I'm trying to make a point, guys.

41:04 Come on. Anyway, so yeah. So I'm talking to my friend, and I'm like, I want to get this. This is what I want. This is the size that I want. I might negotiate.

41:14 I might come down on this or whatever. And he like, nah, how much you trying to spend? No, you can get that. You can get that for that. Ain't nobody buying no rollies right now.

41:23 I'm like, you're right. Let me go in there and.

41:25 Let me try and be like, nah, yeah, that's the price that you're telling me. But I got this though.

41:30 You was negotiating with him?

41:31 Yes i live my life like that period as a woman i'm so scared to like negotiate oh honey i don't play i don't play i don't i don't talk chop a thing or two.

41:40 Like yeah i'll be scared give me the.

41:43 Best of the best of the best sir like so which i was gonna do that anyway but he like ain't nobody buying rollies right now just tell him you got this.

41:51 I'm like and they took that shit yep.

41:53 I'm sorry rollie is just something that i cannot.

41:57 I'm not i'm sorry i can't buy it right now yeah I'm a super cheap bitch. A super, super cheap bitch. But I want it, though. And I feel like I deserve this shit. And it's like, you feel so nice. You do deserve it. It feels so nice to have nice shit.

42:10 Y'all deserve to have.

42:10 Y'all wrist bust. To have our wrist bust. For sure.

42:14 Who I got to fuck? No, I'm just playing.

42:16 No, no.

42:17 Y'all see what she did there.

42:19 Yeah.

42:19 What?

42:19 What'd I do?

42:20 You know what she did.

42:21 What?

42:22 She just playing. She just playing. Kiki bought her own shit. She didn't have to crack nobody. I am just playing.

42:27 But.

42:29 I think, but that is another thing that I am trying to work on is just, like, for real, like, buying.

42:33 Because I spend money on bullshit. And you be like, bitch, you could have took that and bought something that could last.

42:38 You can buy some pieces.

42:39 Buy some pieces. Invest in yourself.

42:41 And instead of going and spending a whole bunch of money on bullshit, you can buy some pieces.

42:45 Right. Yeah. I'm sorry.

42:47 I'm only buying a Pandora bracelet.

42:49 As you have on a. a thousand dollar tiffany fucking braces.

42:53 Listen it'd be like that i got a rollie however these these rings came straight from fashion nova and sheen thank you except this one.

43:03 Gotta have a good balance gotta have a good balance yeah but speaking of me and buying you should trust if your man tells you to delete.

43:09 A dude are you doing it absolutely sure to fuck him that's what yeah Immediately.

43:18 What you say, Dada? He's good as gone.

43:20 Fuck these niggas. Fuck them. Sorry. Bye, boo.

43:23 Key.

43:25 What kind of delete?

43:26 What kind of delete? He can't get, like, out of pocket, though.

43:28 Like, you can't say, unfollow the 520 niggas or something, you know?

43:32 But, like, all these other niggas.

43:34 Okay, so social media. Social media.

43:37 Oh yeah honey yeah i hit all you niggas with the veto over mine but but i i will advocate like say for example 520 i will advocate.

43:46 Like no that's help that's my god and they go for that i swear i had a nigga actually had me like this was years ago but he actually had me unfollow all the niggas that i was following except for like 10.

43:59 You went for that i did how many niggas Do you follow that?

44:03 That's a lot.

44:04 Why am I doing all that?

44:04 I don't follow me. I don't follow me.

44:06 I had to get my numbers up here recently. Obviously, after that shit was over with, I started getting my numbers back up.

44:12 But I unfollowed hella niggas. To take the time to do that, no.

44:17 I'm not.

44:17 I'm saying unfollow all the bitches on your page.

44:19 It was a very toxic.

44:21 situation i mean i probably don't even follow 100 niggas though i.

44:25 Could see if he was like unfollow like an ex that i was extremely crazy about or somebody reasonable overly writing me a nigga that you know like your bitch because sometimes we'll keep we'll keep following a nigga that we know like us and be shooting a shot and you know Which.

44:44 But is he gonna do the same thing, though? That's what I'm saying. And that's the thing, right? I'll do it if you do it. Because they be following everybody. It's your nigga head just floating around a bitch like.

44:55 And it's cool, like, if you follow, like, famous bitches, that's cool or whatever. But it's like, when you follow bitches from the city.

45:03 and they don't even follow you back, I'd.

45:05 Be like, okay, at least if they followed you back, that would be cool. But it's like, nigga, you following this bitch, and she don't even follow you back.

45:13 You look like a groupie. You look like a fan. Unfollow this bitch. I don't know.

45:18 I don't ask niggas to unfollow nobody. Me neither, but it's just like... It's too close to press.

45:23 I'm not doing it.

45:24 And also, they gonna re-follow that bitch when, and then guess what? That's gonna send a trigger... A light bulb is going to go off between them two. Like, I don't really got time for that.

45:34 However... I just don't want my man to like nobody at all. Like, don't like nobody. Just your mama, your daughter if you got it, your sister, your aunties. That's it.

45:43 Not even your aunties for real.

45:45 They're not even that close. I'm just kidding. Not even your fucking aunties. I don't want these bitches to breathe the air my nigga breathes.

45:52 Just watch out.

45:53 It's too much.

45:54 But is it unrealistic at this big age for us to feel like.

45:59 We're... To not get hurt anymore. Because I feel like, you know, we went through.

46:04 You're supposed to get smarter in the things that you do. So it's like, I'm not going to move how I moved. I'm not going to date the people that I date. So ideally, I shouldn't get hurt again, right? Wrong.

46:13 You're going to get hurt. The thing is, even if you have.

46:18 The white picket fence and, like, the best love story ever in the world.

46:24 At the end of the day, they gonna die. You're gonna hurt one way or the other.

46:27 Well, I understand like that, but I'm saying for him, he does something that hurts me.

46:32 I feel like this stage in the game.

46:35 the decision that I'm going to make moving forward like I'm so think of how many walls we have up before we cuff a nigga for real now you know what I mean so it's just like my decision is it's a bit of a more educated decision dude but obviously humans aren't perfect but I do feel like you not gonna do me like My last nigga. That's why I'm moving forward with you.

46:58 Okay.

46:59 Having discernment.

47:00 Yeah. Okay.

47:01 So we have discernment, but it's just like, okay, so when is it okay? Like this is normal hurt of us like getting to know each other, getting to learn each other in and out versus no, you hurt me.

47:11 It's time to leave. Because you don't want to make... You know, we've made those same mistakes before. Like, okay, he didn't mean it.

47:16 Or, okay, he was younger. Making excuses for everything. At what point do we say, at this big old age, like, no, that's too far?

47:22 Case by case, circumstantial.

47:24 Use your discernment. For sure. Pray about it. You know, ask your elders... Our elders don't fucking know.

47:32 Nah, for real.

47:33 They some goofies. I ain't gonna lie. But I'll say, because I don't even want you to get started, but when it becomes a revolving door, bitch, I gotta go.

47:44 You know what I'm saying? Everybody, we're all human.

47:46 Everybody makes mistakes. I might make a mistake. Whatever.

47:49 We're not perfect. But once you get to being a repeat offender.

47:53 So he lied to you once. You give him another chance. Mm-hmm. If he comes clean about it and apologizes about it.

47:59 Ooh.

48:00 I don't even want to talk about this on camera. I don't want a nigga to know how I would.

48:05 Like, because... This for the ladies.

48:06 You're going to think that you're going to pass. But realistically, though, yes, we're human. We're going to make mistakes. Whatever. But honestly, I'm going to treat you, though. I'm not going to hold you.

48:16 I'm going to treat you. What's treat you? Meaning.

48:20 You're going to be punished. No, I'm joking.

48:22 Yeah, for real though. Like what?

48:24 Like, yeah, I probably am going, you might have to, I might go shoot. You might have to pussy punish me. You might have to buy me something.

48:34 You know what I mean?

48:34 I don't know. I might get creative. However, sorry.

48:39 I just don't keep doing that shit.

48:41 Yeah, yeah.

48:42 And if you get to playing with me, if I don't want to let you go, guess what?

48:44 I'm going to play with you.

48:45 Yeah.

48:46 And I just feel like, you know, in that initial, okay, like, you can't, you shouldn't go the first time.

48:50 People are humans.

48:51 But then I feel like, does that open it up for you to be like, I can do this again?

48:54 Low key.

48:55 Low key, however.

48:56 There are signs, though. What's the signs? Like, like.

49:00 So if a nigga lying, right, you find out he lying. If he's trying to stand on that fucking lie.

49:07 Like accountability.

49:08 If you're like the take it to the grave type of nigga, bro.

49:11 Damn near your first offense.

49:13 Once I see that you're a take it to the grave type of nigga.

49:17 Like trying to justify it?

49:19 Not even justify, but I done gave you proof and we both know that you're fucking lying, but you're trying to stand on this lie. Like, bro once i because that's like a character flaw like you're never gonna come clean you're never gonna be honest with me about shit for real so like once i find out like bro you're gonna stand on a lie and you're a take it to the grave type of nigga bitch you gotta go because that's just that's who you are you're never and those type of people they don't take accountability for shit either because it's like nigga accountability is keeping it real with yourself. You can't keep it real with yourself, and you can't keep it real with me no matter what. Bitch, you're just a lying ass, weird ass, mark ass, bitch ass,

50:01 hoe ass, pussy ass nigga, and bitch, you gotta go.

50:04 And you gots to go. But if he comes clean to you, tells you, like, damn, I did lie, this is da-da-da-da.

50:08 That's a good sign.

50:09 But if he's justifying why he fucking lied... Like, no, you're wrong. You're wrong. You lied. You're fucking wrong. There's no justifying.

50:17 And I feel like that's a cop-out. Like, you half-ass trying to take accountability.

50:21 Yeah, you told me. Cool. But you're justifying why you lied to me.

50:24 But it's a step in the right direction.

50:26 You can give me a reason, but at the end of the day, we gonna call a spade a spade.

50:29 What's not clicking, Linda?

50:30 And I need you to acknowledge that you're on board. There's room for growth there. And I feel like acknowledging that you lied is.

50:39 It's a positive step. I don't know. I don't want my niggas to lie to me.

50:42 At all. Why do you want to lie to your little baby? Why you being weird to me?

50:48 Real quick.

50:49 Do y'all think all niggas cheat?

50:50 Yes.

50:50 100%.

50:51 No.

50:51 100%.

50:53 You know some niggas that don't?

50:54 Yeah. Okay. I swear to God.

50:57 I believe all niggas do.

50:59 I do.

50:59 I'll be honest though.

51:00 He might be square. Mm-hmm. He might be square.

51:04 That's what I want. Send me the square one. I want the square one. I want the square one.

51:08 I got one for you.

51:09 Quadrilateral.

51:11 Oh, wait.

51:12 You got a nigga in there.

51:13 Oh.

51:14 Well, if mine's live, send me the square one. Okay. He's a great guy. Great. I want a square one. I'm going to tell you the truth.

51:21 What?

51:22 Well, I'm going to lie to you in a moment, but.

51:24 Eventually.

51:25 Yeah.

51:26 You'll tell the truth.

51:26 That's not cool, bro.

51:27 I don't like that.

51:28 Is it hard for y'all to lie?

51:29 No. Yes.

51:30 I am motherfucking Brian Steele.

51:34 It's hard for me to lie.

51:35 It's hard for me to lie.

51:37 I feel like I'm betraying my dad that when I lie.

51:40 Like, I don't even want to lie to you, boo. I'm so in love with you, boo. I'm too brutally honest. I'm sorry.

51:46 Yeah.

51:46 But I think this shit is- Capital P for real. Good men, it starts at home. Mal, can you go ahead and play that video right?

51:53 Move down. No, not this one. Yep, right here. This is a.

51:58 Prime example of the importance of a present fucking father, y'all.

52:02 Look at this shit. Oh, can we hear it?

52:08 Oh, this shit funny.

52:11 You still doing content? He working, baby. He ain't lying. booked and busy. Look, watch out.

52:30 He can't even focus on.

52:32 The video. I love this video so much.

52:36 Kiki, me and you, we both boy moms and we want to baby our little boys so much. And at the same time, though, we still want them to be men. And I just think like that we would.

52:47 Have looked at that like, OK, it's too heavy for him to carry. I'm just going to carry it for him. It's my baby.

52:52 I'm just do it for him. I'm ready to get in the house. It ain't even me baby him. I'm just ready to get in the house and get it done. But like that father came out and said, what?

52:58 What are you touching that for? He can get it. It got wheels. Let it go.

53:01 It's needed. It's needed.

53:02 But one thing I will say.

53:03 That's accountability. Yeah.

53:05 For me personally, though, I started out like that. But I started realizing after a certain age that I got to pull back some and kind of let him do his thing because and not to get personal, but I feel like my. Kids that they don't, he don't really play that role for real.

53:22 So it's just like, once I realized like, you.

53:24 Not being hard enough on my little nigga, now I got to compensate for the shit that they did. And sometimes I'm the bad guy, but it's just like, what can you do? I can't, I can't have him. I wanted to be the one who's soft on him, but.

53:36 That's not how it happens. As a maternal, we're supposed to.

53:39 Right.

53:40 Like, you a big dog. You a big dog, right?

53:42 That's what he said.

53:43 He's like, yes.

53:44 Is that what you literally said? Yes.

53:47 That's what I say to my son.

53:48 He's so funny. He's like, yeah, I'm a big dog. I'm a big guy.

53:51 Yes.

53:51 And also, it's so funny because his first teacher ever in life... She don't obviously she's not going to call him a big dog, but she used to call him a big boy.

53:59 You're such a big boy. You're a big boy.

54:01 You're a big you're a smart big boy or whatever. So it's just like he had that reminder or whatever.

54:05 I'm like, I fuck with you.

54:07 But yeah, it's just like for me, I had to kind of compensate for what that that piece that's kind of missing, unfortunately, in my situation.

54:15 But I love that. It sounds like you kind of.

54:18 I don't know.

54:20 Well, my son is an extreme fucking crybaby to me.

54:23 The boys are like that starting out. The boys are like, my son was.

54:27 My ball and chain.

54:30 But you see it though. My son was my ball and chain, literally. I'll have one soon.

54:35 Yeah oh she's in love i mean she's.

54:38 A honeymoon face but no i definitely do that uh with my son and i feel like i'd be having to be like a little stern on him and honestly the way our co-parenting.

54:47 Situation i don't know what he does over there with his dad so i.

54:50 Don't know but he doesn't act like that with his dad i don't know if i'd be like okay let me call your dad he toughens up like i can see their interaction he tough he definitely toughens up with his dad that's so important but Yeah, we have those big dog conversations, and he helps me so much. Like, he takes so much pride in helping me. Like, I carried that for you, Mommy. You know, this is that he takes out the trash. He want to help me clean up. Like, getting the door. From a parent who has both, I've got a daughter and I've got a son.

55:14 And the daughter, she's my girl in certain specific ways. And my son is my big dog, my man, my stinky, in other different kind of ways.

55:23 It's so cool.

55:24 And then we were talking about how they will, like, compliment you and notice stuff.

55:29 Boy mom is awesome.

55:30 And it's just like, in my brain, it's just like, you're going to be a great guy.

55:33 You're going to be a great man, literally.

55:36 Girl, I remember my son, he was like first grade. Girl, they had like Valentine's Day. This nigga, he took the money from his piggy bank. He tricked on some girl for Valentine's Day.

55:47 I love that. So cute.

55:48 I'm talking about, they had the.

55:50 Sack lunch bag full of shit.

55:52 I'm talking about suckers, candy, fidgets, spinners, all kind of shit.

55:56 So cute.

55:57 His teacher called me.

55:58 She's like, yeah, your son just spent $ 25 on some little girl.

56:01 I'm about to send you the video.

56:03 I'm just like, oh my God.

56:04 $ 25?

56:04 He dropped a bag in first grade? What are you doing?

56:08 These niggas don't even want to buy tacos now.

56:09 Okay, okay, son.

56:10 I see how you're coming. I can't be mad.

56:12 That is super, super cute.

56:14 And my son understands the importance of flowers and stuff like that.

56:17 Yeah, period. I love it. But I feel like It starts at home.

56:23 So as women, we need to like, not the man that we want, but like a good, the characteristics that what a good man should have, we need to make sure that we're doing that with our kids.

56:34 Even with you, and obviously you're a girl mom, you have all girls, but it's just like- What I exemplify, what I put in front of y'all, it's like I don't want it to be no bullshit.

56:43 I put bullshit in.

56:44 Don't get me wrong.

56:45 I put bullshit in front of my kids before. But it's been a while. Like, I'm not going for that shit. So I'm protecting my peace. And give yourself grace. You know, your kids.

56:55 Are around you 24-7.

56:55 They're with you in the home.

56:57 We're going together.

56:58 We're all having growing pains. Like, so shit. It is what it is. We were on a cut list.

57:05 Like, for real. And I feel like, too, like, older parents and things like that, they sheltered us from a lot of stuff instead of just keeping it real with us.

57:15 If my daddy would have gave me the game or my parents, honestly, I feel like they damn near.

57:20 My parents weren't even equipped to give me the game that I needed. Like, because.

57:26 Mama, you wasn't out here.

57:27 No, I'm just playing.

57:28 You wasn't out here in the sections?

57:29 But my mama kind of gave me the game to prepare me for the life that I lived.

57:33 You know what I mean?

57:34 I'm sure yours could, but ours was down there on, like, some different timing.

57:39 Like, they're not like us.

57:41 Well, even with my mom, she had my dad, and so, like, she just was well taken care of and shit.

57:47 Like, she definitely didn't do his thing. Well, she didn't. She was on his ass. But, I mean, it was what it was.

57:53 But she was just so, like, well taken care of and things like that. So it was kind of like, there are good men out here. There are men that will take care of you. It may come with these things.

58:05 But it's kind of like... That's real, though. But it's like, you know... That's real. Like, you have to prep your.

58:11 You have to.

58:11 Especially y'all daughters.

58:12 You got to prep them for stuff like that.

58:14 I want the absolute best for you. So don't settle for these things.

58:17 But I'm letting you know that.

58:20 If you find your person and it's comfortable and they're not perfect.

58:22 Then maybe.

58:23 Everybody's going to come with issues. You're going to leave this one because he did this to you.

58:27 And guess what?

58:27 You're going to run into another nigga who's going to do something else. Maybe even the same thing. It's about finding who are you willing to thug it with. And then also, obviously, you've got to weigh out the pros and the cons and stuff.

58:41 But I just feel like.

58:42 some parents some parents don't lay them real life lessons on their kids and one thing i will say it is hard to find a balance between well when do when do i teach my kid this or when do i when do i teach my kid that and obviously it's levels at at age 13 you gotta tell them this or you gotta send 15 16 however but it's just like to just to just act like bullshit don't exist at all and you also have to be approachable like that's one thing about our parents i felt like they were not approachable like as far as like the shit that we would go through yeah like bro whatever you want to please come to me come to me first so I can let you bro I'm gonna give my kids the game I don't I don't already bump

59:23 my head I don't even want y'all.

59:24 To bump your head and I have daughters like bro come.

59:27 To me please yeah yeah That's absolutely real.

59:31 And I think that also, like, as far as race, it's different. So this video here was, I.

59:41 Can't, shit, put it up. I don't know what his race is. He's Asian. He's Asian?

59:47 Mm-hmm.

59:48 But he was able to live with his mom until he was 33 years old.

59:51 I've seen that.

59:52 How nice.

59:53 And he was able, guess what he was able to do? Chase his fucking dreams. And he hugged. We kind of talked about before, like a.

59:59 Starving artist and stuff like that and having a woman as a man support, to being a woman to a man that's a starving artist or vice versa, but.

1:00:07 To have that at home. Mm-hmm.

1:00:09 To have that support from your mom or your dad, like, chase your dreams.

1:00:12 I got you.

1:00:13 That's major.

1:00:13 I got you.

1:00:14 That's major. That makes all the difference. I hope I can be that for my kids.

1:00:18 Yeah.

1:00:18 And I think a lot at times, like, you know. In black households, you 18, get the hell out.

1:00:24 I'm trying to live my life. Now mama got a life too.

1:00:28 Now you downgrading from a three bedroom to a motherfucking two bedroom condo.

1:00:32 Or feeling that you got to go live with a man. It just be so many different things. And I think that's a lot of different.

1:00:37 They got their own lives now.

1:00:38 But I will say like just being a girl mom, I see how that happens a lot with like girls.

1:00:45 Their attitudes.

1:00:46 Especially if it's like you're a mom. and you got a daughter because it's like girl.

1:00:52 On girl, hormones on hormones.

1:00:54 Why did I do this?

1:00:55 That was weird.

1:00:55 Yeah, that was crazy.

1:00:56 Anyways. But, like, it just be too much for one household.

1:01:03 There definitely needs to be some sort of focus on moms and daughters. There is definitely, like, some friction there.

1:01:10 You know what I'm saying?

1:01:10 Especially as the daughters, like, start to get older, and I feel like there should be some sort of focus on, the moms but also the daughters too like i don't feel like they have a real expectation of what is to come like you beefing with your mama the the girl who has your back the girl who's gonna do it all like lay down put everything you the sun the moon the stars everything but it's just like you and your you and your hormonal stage and you're beefing with her right now and it's who really got your back for real i don't feel like that the girls understand that and i think that Black women, we maybe aren't always super prepared to deal with, especially a single mom.

1:01:48 You know, that's a lot to take on. So I don't know. There needs to be some sort of bridge. But what was the what was the video?

1:01:55 Oh, he basically said he lived with his mom until he was 33. And she because he said when he was a comedian and he would go and travel damn near the world and would only come back home with $ 60 after traveling. But he was able to stay with his mom, eat, do everything.

1:02:09 You know, she took care of him. Love that for him. So super proud of that. Speaking of working, before we wrap it up, can you go up, Malcolm, please?

1:02:16 I had some crazy, crazy out-of-pocket RP workforce edition.

1:02:21 Can you play one of those videos, please? Oh, my gosh. I'm just over here burping. This guy. Look at this guy, y'all. I've seen this. With the AI. With the AI shirt on. W5 with Coca-Cola.

1:02:33 Oh yeah he was tweaking and he was really trying to recruit supporters.

1:02:37 The comments took me out bitch with the coca-cola the cup everywhere he fucking he thrusted the phone.

1:02:57 Out of pocket or pee y'all out of fucking out of pocket people are getting crazy with the internet and the shit that they be so.

1:03:06 Why would you ever play with some people like that get your ass get your black ass on the internet like he ain't do shit wrong like we was gonna back him up back you played in them go play nigga they told you i said what's a lot Even when I, like, at my job, if I wear a shirt that has our thing on, like, I put a post-it note on there.

1:03:27 Even if I'm not even saying nothing too crazy, why do y'all think y'all can do that?

1:03:30 This is our livelihood. Why?

1:03:32 I turn my badge around so you can't see the spot I work.

1:03:36 If I post on my story, and a lot of times, if I do post at work, I'll post it on my close friends. Because I'm just, bro, you're not even, like, supposed to be recording at work at all. Taking pictures at all, bro.

1:03:49 You too.

1:03:49 Tweaked like absolutely absolutely tweaked and like they said bust a fucking lap we see it too much on the internet with people.

1:03:57 Going crazy for the fame going crazy for the.

1:04:00 Internet fame the cloud and coke.

1:04:05 Was a good job bro what was you doing yeah that's a good job and then all of them got fired on everybody got fired they did a rico on their ass i would have been so shitty he was like come on let's do this tiktok with me I'm like, bitch ass.

1:04:17 Nigga, I got fired because of you.

1:04:19 Because of fucking you. And I hope you got to play a hell ass nigga. But that was out of pocket. I hope you don't get it.

1:04:24 Absolutely.

1:04:24 I hope you don't get it.

1:04:25 Out of pocket, y'all.

1:04:27 And times is hard out here, so please keep y'all jobs.

1:04:30 Keep your jobs.

1:04:31 Do TikToks after hours, y'all.

1:04:32 Put the cameras away.

1:04:34 Put the cameras away.

1:04:36 There's a time and a place.

1:04:38 There's a time and a motherfucking place. And it is not 520 at that moment. So wait till it is 520 somewhere. Off the clock. Off the clock. It's 520 after dark, baby. Unless you blessed like Malcolm. You don't got to work a job. But you can just say the craziest.

1:04:55 Shit ever on the internet.

1:04:56 Hey, it's coming because we going to get rich for sure.

1:05:00 For sure. Bet that. But all right, y'all. We love y'all. And we'll see y'all next time. Make sure y'all tune in.

1:05:07 Bye. Bye.