John Roberts' Rules of Order: How to avoid doing your job - Dingus of the Week Podcast #15

<html><p>It's a week of consequences — just not here. </p><p>South Korea convicted its president for declaring martial law. The sex pest formerly known as <strong>Prince Andrew</strong> briefly saw the inside of a jail cell. And somewhere in an America slowly descending into fascism, <strong>Chief Justice John Robert</strong>s probably read his novel. Can you say hero?</p><p>You may know Roberts from his greatest hits: handing a sitting president immunity from criminal prosecution, gutting nationwide injunctions, and running the most pro-executive Supreme Court since the US had to be told slavery was bad.</p><p>This week on <strong>DINGUS OF THE WEEK,</strong> hosts L<strong>YZ LENZ</strong> and <strong>ZACHARY OREN SMITH</strong> put the Roberts Court on trial and — unlike John Roberts' frequently used shadow docket — they will be explaining their reasoning.</p><p><strong>DINGUS OF THE WEEK</strong> is a weekly comedy news podcast where writers Lyz and Zach light a fire under the American rogue's gallery to see who comes spilling out. If you're tired of doom-scrolling but know ignoring the problem doesn't get us anywhere, this is your new weekend listen. New episodes every Saturday.</p><p>➡️ CLICK HERE ➡️ TO <strong><a href="docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc2TKEm-JUhbh…; target="_blank">VOTE IN THE DINGUS MADNESS</a></strong><strong> ⬅️</strong></p><h3><strong>SUPPORT THE SHOW by </strong><u><strong><a href="patreon.com/cw/LyzLenz"; target="_blank">subscribing on Patreon</a></strong></u><strong>.</strong></h3><p><strong>👑 $5/month</strong> - <u><a href="patreon.com/checkout/LyzLenz?rid=26928874"; target="_blank">Not a Dingus tier</a></u> (3 weekly newsletters, 1 podcast, and our entire archive)</p><p><strong>👑👑 $10/month</strong> - <u><a href="patreon.com/checkout/LyzLenz?rid=26928880"; target="_blank">Definitely Not a Dingus tier</a></u> (all the above + polls and topic submissions, a chat community, weekly discussions, comment access, and our love)</p><p><strong>SEND US YOUR DINGUS.</strong> <u><a href="memo.fm/dingus"; target="_blank">Record a voice memo</a></u> and tell us who your dingus of the week is. Make it good and you'll hear your voice on the show. You can also email those to <u><a href="mailto:menyellatme@gmail.com" target="_blank">menyellatme@gmail.com</a></u>. </p><p><strong>FOLLOW DINGUS OF THE WEEK</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="youtube.com/@DingusoftheWeek"; target="_blank">Youtube</a></p></li><li><p><a href="instagram.com/dingusoftheweek/"; target="_blank">Instagram</a></p></li></ul><p><strong>LYZ LENZ</strong> is the HBIC of MYAM Media. </p><p><strong>ZACHARY OREN SMITH</strong> <u><a href="instagram.com/zachosmith/#"; target="_blank">writes about politics</a></u> for Iowa Starting Line. Follow his work on Instagram (<a href="instagram.com/zacharyorensmith)" target="_blank">instagram.com/zacharyorensmith)</a> and TikTok (<a href="tiktok.com/@zacharyorensmith)." target="_blank">tiktok.com/@zacharyorensmith).</a></p><p><u><strong><a href="laurabenitezandtheheartache.com/index.html"; target="_blank">LAURA BENITEZ</a></strong></u><u><a href="laurabenitezandtheheartache.com/index.html"; target="_blank"> wrote the theme song.</a></u></p><p><strong>SHOW RUNDOWN:</strong></p><p>00:00 - Dingus Madness Tournament: Vote in the Dirty 32 </p><p>08:00 - Intro </p><p>10:00 - Dingus of the Week: Chief Justice John Roberts </p><p>15:00 - The immunity ruling that made the president a king above the law </p><p>20:00 - Roberts blasts his critics, then spends 2025 ruling for Trump 90% of the time </p><p>23:00 - Trump v. CASA: The quiet ruling that gutted nationwide injunctions </p><p>27:00 - Dingus Says What: Crush videos, dark money & a man who wouldn't get electrocuted for God </p><p>33:00 - Runner-Up Dingus: Wesley Dingus, Mayor of Butler, Ohio </p><p>46:00 - Joy: Guy Fieri saves a picky eater and Wuthering Heights makes a theater frothing </p><p>59:00 - Close</p></html>