There's Noem place like Home(land Security) - Dingus of the Week Podcast #17

<html><p>Cricket finally got his revenge. This week, Trump bid farewell to <strong>Kristie Noem</strong> and her tenure at the US Dept. of Homeland Security the only way he knows how: the last line of a Truth social post: </p><p>"I thank Kristi for her service at “Homeland,”" Trump <a href="truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/1161780…; target="_blank">truthed</a> (derogatory).</p><p>And with her removal to become the *checks script* Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas (???), she has a replacement. Everyone's favorite uncle so long as he isn't drinking at the reunion, <strong>US Sen. Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma</strong> will be taking her place. </p><p>This week on <strong>DINGUS OF THE WEEK,</strong> hosts L<strong>YZ LENZ</strong> and <strong>ZACHARY OREN SMITH</strong> take stock of the very sensible dog stomping boots Mullin will have to fill.</p><p><strong>DINGUS OF THE WEEK</strong> is a weekly comedy news podcast where writers Lyz and Zach light a fire under the American rogue's gallery to see who comes spilling out. If you're tired of doom-scrolling but know ignoring the problem doesn't get us anywhere, this is your new weekend listen. New episodes every Saturday.</p><p>➡️ CLICK HERE ➡️ TO <strong><a href="docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc2TKEm-JUhbh…; target="_blank">VOTE IN THE DINGUS MADNESS</a></strong><strong> ⬅️</strong></p><h3><strong>SUPPORT THE SHOW by </strong><u><strong><a href="patreon.com/cw/LyzLenz"; target="_blank">subscribing on Patreon</a></strong></u><strong>.</strong></h3><p><strong>👑 $5/month</strong> - <u><a href="patreon.com/checkout/LyzLenz?rid=26928874"; target="_blank">Not a Dingus tier</a></u> (3 weekly newsletters, 1 podcast, and our entire archive)</p><p><strong>👑👑 $10/month</strong> - <u><a href="patreon.com/checkout/LyzLenz?rid=26928880"; target="_blank">Definitely Not a Dingus tier</a></u> (all the above + polls and topic submissions, a chat community, weekly discussions, comment access, and our love)</p><p><strong>SEND US YOUR DINGUS.</strong> <u><a href="memo.fm/dingus"; target="_blank">Record a voice memo</a></u> and tell us who your dingus of the week is. Make it good and you'll hear your voice on the show. You can also email those to <u><a href="mailto:menyellatme@gmail.com" target="_blank">menyellatme@gmail.com</a></u>. </p><p><strong>FOLLOW DINGUS OF THE WEEK</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="youtube.com/@DingusoftheWeek"; target="_blank">Youtube</a></p></li><li><p><a href="instagram.com/dingusoftheweek/"; target="_blank">Instagram</a></p></li></ul><p><strong>LYZ LENZ</strong> is the HBIC of MYAM Media. </p><p><strong>ZACHARY OREN SMITH</strong> <u><a href="instagram.com/zachosmith/#"; target="_blank">writes about politics</a></u> for Iowa Starting Line. Follow his work on Instagram (<a href="instagram.com/zacharyorensmith)" target="_blank">instagram.com/zacharyorensmith)</a> and TikTok (<a href="tiktok.com/@zacharyorensmith)." target="_blank">tiktok.com/@zacharyorensmith).</a></p><p><u><strong><a href="laurabenitezandtheheartache.com/index.html"; target="_blank">LAURA BENITEZ</a></strong></u><u><a href="laurabenitezandtheheartache.com/index.html"; target="_blank"> wrote the theme song.</a></u></p><p><strong>SHOW RUNDOWN:</strong></p><p>00:00 - Open: WikiFeet discourse, jobs numbers, and the life of a showgirl</p><p>05:00 - Intro</p><p>06:30 - Dingus Madness: The Embarrassing Eight matchups </p><p>13:00 - Dingus of the Week: Kristi Noem pt. 1</p><p>18:00 - Dingus of the Week: Markwayne Mullins </p><p>22:00 - Dingus of the Week: John Fetterman</p><p>28:00 - Break</p><p>29:00 - Dingus of the Week: Kristi Noem pt. 2</p><p>34:00 - Game - What we'd make CEOs eat...</p><p>46:50 - Voicemails</p><p>59:00 - Joy - Hot yoga and solid foods</p></html>