Witchy feedback: Cow’s Tongues, Guardian Angels & Witchy Wisdom

0:00 This time on How to Witch, Bitch. A bunny.

0:05 Let me just, not like single white female style. Okay. My bunny is really sick.

0:12 Her name is Tipsy. She's not drunk, darling, is she? There'll also be interesting things like this. You set me up for this shit. I set you up and it was beautiful.

0:24 Oh, God.

0:25 And for some reason, this. We need a cow's tongue.

0:29 Oh, God.

0:31 Hang on to your witchy hats. Subscribe.

0:34 Share.

0:35 It's about to begin.

0:38 We are now on Patreon.

0:39 Join us in our coven for bonus episodes, readings, members events, prizes and behind the scenes silliness.

0:47 Patreon.com forward slash howtowitchbitch.

0:52 Michelle the Witch of Moons Lane and Moira Major. How to Witch Bitch.

1:05 Hello, and welcome to How to Witch Bitch. That was a bit formal, wasn't it? Did that sound a bit too weird? It did. It's usually, hello, how to witch bitch. Hello, bitches.

1:14 Hello, Moira, how are you?

1:15 I'm well, Michelle, how are you?

1:16 I'm good, good, good, good.

1:17 All right, today we are going through a number of different comments that we've got. A big reminder as well about our new Patreon community. Now, you're going to, we're looking at doing a live.

1:26 This will be exciting.

1:27 This will be really cool.

1:28 We're just going to figure out the timing of it, because obviously we have lots of people from around the world.

1:32 Yeah. We're on the Gold Coast of Australia, which means that I think it's... It's.

1:37 Like nine hours difference in some places.

1:38 Yeah, in some places.

1:39 And even in some suburbs on the Gold Coast, it's nine hours difference with the people who live here.

1:45 But, yes, you're going to see the bonus.

1:46 It's goldie time.

1:48 Bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes content, and also you will get access to that live, which is going to come up.

1:54 So we're a week from Halloween now, so we're looking at it in the next week. This is going to be exciting. This is like your Christmas, isn't it?

1:59 Yeah, it is.

1:59 This is an exciting time.

2:00 Yeah, very exciting time. And I was thinking, because the veil is so– I've got a really good friend that I'm going to try and get on, if we can get her on. She is all about the paranormal. That's like a whole world, so we can certainly look at that as well.

2:16 Now, is this the one that you went to a house with somewhere?

2:19 Yeah, the Gungallon house, yeah. And funny enough, she's actually invited us to go along. I said, I don't know, I probably could con Ben into going, but I don't know if I could con you into going. But you should because it's a lot of fun and you go and stay at night and there's a beautiful pub you can stay in as well overnight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the pub that I stayed in has actually got some ghosts in it too that I actually would like to have a look at that I haven't done. But Gangalan Homestead is really interesting. Where is it? It's at Toowoomba.

2:47 Okay.

2:48 So we'd have to take it on the road. On the road. On the road again. We've never been on the road. On the road for once.

2:57 There is someone.

2:57 It will freak you out.

2:59 Oh, great.

2:59 It's going to be so much fun.

3:01 Sorry, no, no, you will love it. Because it's got all the equipment and you'll be able to actually see the ghost. Like I think I can even show you and we can put it up. I'll send it to you to put it up to show people me where you can actually see the ghost going along. And I've even got my recording where they've put the things on my ears and I even picked up who the ghost was, what happened to them, and they actually then went and said, yep, that's all true, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Lots and lots of children there too.

3:28 Oh, wow, mate. I was almost there. Now I'm going to get.

3:31 Haunted by small children. No, but they're nice children.

3:36 Dead children. Touch you. All right, that's funny.

3:43 No, you'll be fine. You'll be safe here with me. I know.

3:45 I know I am.

3:47 I won't let anyone touch her.

3:48 All right. The Scott and the Scouser. Very cool name. A topic of Guardian Angels. I was solo travelling and found myself on Grand Canaria.

3:58 That sounds fancy.

3:59 I went on an outdoor cliff diving excursion tour. When we got back, the minibus had been broken into. All our phones, money, clothing had been stolen. I had no way of contacting any family or friends to say what had happened and had changed passwords, et cetera, on my accounts. Stupid me had not initiated a passkey on my phone.

4:16 One of the girls in our group was called Angel. Her and her partner took me to their Airbnb and allowed me to use their iPad to contact who I needed to. She even gave me a spare change of clothes as I was currently sitting in a swimsuit. She literally was my guardian angel. I'm forever thankful for her kindness and generosity. I truly don't know what I would have done if she hadn't have helped.

4:36 Oh, beautiful.

4:37 So there you go. Right place, right time. And she even had the right name.

4:40 Exactly.

4:41 Now, there is one about a bunny. Let me just, not like single white female style. Okay. This is from someone saying, I know this may be a little odd, but I listen to you guys and I think you might be the help.

4:54 My bunny is really sick. Her name is Tipsy.

4:59 She's not drunk, darling, is she?

5:01 And I've been, I've taken her to the vets. I'm able to go, sorry. I have been to all the vets I'm able to go to here and spent lots of money on medicine for her. Nothing seems to be working. She has something called tilted head syndrome, which is just something that happens to a bunny's head from different causes.

5:19 But the vets cannot find a reason on what is her reason for it. and for that they don't know how to treat her. So the medicine they gave me yesterday ended up making her sick even more. I was wondering if you guys can give me some advice on a spell I can do to make her better and maybe even cured. I know it might be odd asking on TikTok, but I know we have friends on here, so I just had to shoot my shot. Aw.

5:43 Okay, so unfortunately that's a neurological condition.

5:47 The tilted head.

5:48 Yeah, it is. You can do a gentle rabbit healing. and you make a little small altar around the rabbit's enclosure. You can get gondelia, petals for restoration and warmth, chamomile for peace and setting, rosemary for protection and strength, a nettle for resilience, a pinch of lavender for tranquility. You basically put it all in a bowl. You certainly don't feed, I repeat, don't feed this to the little one, to Tipsy.

6:19 Definitely put it aside and....

6:23 I'm so sorry.

6:26 Oh, my goodness. Okay, this is what I want you to say, and I want you to say this every day right over this bowl. I want you to say, little heart, little soul, may strength return and make you whole. Quiet the fear, steady the ground, let healing hands gather around. Body find balance, spirit and rest, surrounded by love, protected and blessed. Whatever you need, it may come unto thee.

6:49 for your highest good, so mote it be. So I wrote that for you, darling, and I want you to just keep saying it and saying it. While you say it, visualize a soft green and golden light surrounding your rabbit, particularly around the head, the neck, and the spine, and visualize yourself forcing the head straight up and just keep seeing that he's getting better and calmer with every day. Unfortunately, there is no practical magic for little one. This is probably the best that we can do here. But the more that you keep sending that, that is a form of Reiki and a form of healing.

7:24 Beautiful.

7:25 Okay.

7:26 Very cute.

7:28 Very good name, Tipsy. And now you understand it makes sense.

7:30 It's like we're sisters.

7:33 Rebecca has binged the entire series. Now I'm lost without you while I'm cleaning, showering, cooking and driving. I'm like a crazy woman laughing out loud and randomly when you're on. I'm desperate for a reading. Trying to get my head around the UK time difference. A 2am reading could be fun.

7:48 For who? But then again, it would go all wonky tonk. Thanks for the amazing energy. You admit it's catching. Oh, good. Thank you.

7:58 Oh, this is an interesting one as well. This was from Smurf Girl. She's been a practicing witch on and off for over 20 years. I've had so many experiences with spirits that have crossed over, especially at the Adelaide Jail, where the only woman was hanged in 1873. She shows herself to me every time I go there.

8:18 Oh, we need to chat to you.

8:19 Okay.

8:21 That'd be good. Yeah, that'd be good.

8:23 Ash also, oh my gee, just started this episode, but I got my tarot cards gifted. As you mentioned the importance of it before and must have listened to it at minimum 24 hours of you guys.

8:33 Oh, my God, you poor thing. I hope you're okay.

8:37 Someone else is listening to us while they clean. When she was driving to work, when Michelle said, I walked on fucking water, call me Jesus, I laughed so hard I had.

8:46 To pull over. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very much. Hi, ladies. I love your show.

8:52 I'm getting back into my spiritual side that I've shoved down many moons ago due to my family being super religious Christians. Can you help me with a spell? My husband's ex-wife is constantly causing problems to the degree of unimaginable bullshit, and I'm not sure why. Can you tell me the best spell for her to either receive that karma back or And or just mind her own effing business. LOL.

9:19 Need help, please. That's Kimberley.

9:21 We need a cow's tongue.

9:22 Oh, God.

9:25 We need some needles and some sewing. So we need to sew. Okay, so basically you need a photo of her. Okay, so print out a photo. You get a cow's tongue. Tongue. for wagging tongues right right okay and you're going to stitch stitch it up and as you're stitching it up you're going to start thinking about her shutting the fuck up all right and you keep stitching it up stitching it up then you're going to wrap her like a newspaper in in right yeah and then you're going to wrap a wrapper wrapper wrapper in black string and then basically you can just bury it so no one can see it. But that will just shut the fuck up.

10:02 Shut the fuck up spell quickly.

10:03 Have you used it before?

10:04 Yes. I do jars though. Witches always have jars.

10:09 Yeah.

10:09 There's a jar for that. No jar for that.

10:11 You're in a jar. You're in a jar. In a jar.

10:15 Yeah, no, so something like that. We can definitely do more with that. I can do something like that. We should do a podcast on that because that way it doesn't involve fire. Why don't we do that? We'll get a cow's tongue and we'll do it live.

10:27 Okay.

10:27 We'll call it the shut the fuck up spell.

10:30 Maybe one of our most popular.

10:34 It's basically stopping the tight, like she's wagging her tongue and what she's doing is she's a shit stirrer.

10:39 Yeah.

10:39 But the best thing really for her is I would also do the freezer spell, just put her in the freezer spell just so that it doesn't worry. But really at the end of the day, she's winning if she's upsetting you. So the best thing to do is to go out of your way, put red lipstick on, look as hot as fuck. And just laugh, like as you're walking out the door and she's there, laugh, pretend you're on the phone.

10:57 God, you're so funny.

10:59 In fact, have us on your earphones or something. But, yeah, just really just let her know that she is not getting under your skin.

11:06 That's very important.

11:06 And look as hot as fuck. Repeat, as hot as fuck. Would you agree?

11:18 Yes. I think we've found our new merch T-shirt too, hot as fuck. Look as hot as fuck. Right.

11:25 That would be good with a little witch on the side.

11:27 Yeah.

11:27 How to witch bitch.

11:29 Yeah.

11:29 And then the back hot as fuck.

11:30 Yeah.

11:30 And then perimenopause. And us just like.

11:39 Want more from us?

11:40 Silly questions.

11:41 Get bonus episodes.

11:42 Tutorials and lessons.

11:43 Member shout outs.

11:44 Prizes.

11:45 Peek behind the scenes.

11:46 Oh, you can see what really happens.

11:48 Become a member of the coven at patreon.com forward slash how to witch bitch.

11:53 Thank you. All right.

11:58 Karen said, my family on my mum's side are in Macedonian. And when us grandkids were younger, the girls in particular were given necklaces with the evil eye on it.

12:07 One of my cousins and I didn't receive one.

12:10 I bet you they've got blue eyes.

12:11 We both have blue eyes. And both our fathers are Australians. Yeah, yeah.

12:17 Okay, so blue eyes in Greece is revered. That's why it's the blue eye because you'll actually notice it, that the eye is blue. Right, okay. So it's actually revered. So they don't believe, darling, they haven't left you out. They just believe that you're already born with the beautiful eyes. It's interesting because other places where everyone's eyes are blue or green, they actually have something similar with a brown eye.

12:40 That's not a moon. You set me up for this shit. I set you up and it was beautiful.

12:49 Oh, God.

12:50 There you go. Well, I didn't know that.

12:51 There you go.

12:52 That would be very awkward, though, when everyone else got it except for you and you'd be like, oh, okay, cool, no worries, thanks for that.

13:00 Are you ready to do the stars?

13:01 I am. All right, then. So, Aries, this full moon lights up money, possessions and self-worth. Something around finances may also reach a turning point. You could receive money, make an important financial decision or finally deal with something that you have been avoiding. Oh, I just don't like doing that.

13:22 Mercury retrograde is also about an old financial issue that comes in. So check your bank accounts, your paperwork and agreements, maybe some deals that you promised someone. Your lesson this week is? Stop accepting less than your worth, which is interesting coming forward. And by the way, we've also got a Taurus full moon. So that's a stubborn. So it's a real stubborn energy coming through. So I'll look at that in a second. But Taurus, this is your moon this week. It's your full moon. So standing under the cosmic spotlight, something personal is reaching completion and may suddenly realize how much you've changed or you will suddenly realize how much you've changed this year alone. Relationships will also

14:04 come under examination. You don't have to remain the version of the self that you used to be just to please everybody else or make them comfortable. Release old identity. Fuck. Sorry.

14:16 Was that in the stars or? No. Identity fuck.

14:19 I'm not sure what that is.

14:21 It sounds very interesting. Sounds like identity.

14:23 Fraud, but not as fuck.

14:25 No.

14:25 I just lost where I was at. Release old identity and allow yourself to become the person you have been quietly growing into. Gemini, slow down. The full moon is also connecting to parts that you don't want to let go of but needing to end, especially in dreams as well. Be carefully subconscious. There's a lot you've been carrying around lately, but it's time to emotionally alleviate that. Mercury ruling your planet, turning retrograde means that you can benefit less rather than racing forward. So rest up. Lay like broccoli this week is a good one. That way you don't leave and fuck things up. Cancer, your friendships and future dreams are illuminated.

15:06 You may suddenly see generally who supports you and who is becoming a cross to bear. An old friend could return and you will reconnect over old times, especially look at why you drifted away from one another as well. Goal setting is also another big one coming in for you this week. Leah, your career gets full moon spotlight.

15:27 Recognition and decisions breakthrough is also possible this week. People are noticing you as well. Retrograde warns you not to react to gossip or misunderstandings immediately. Virgo. Travel, study and spiritual growth are calling. You may suddenly decide you need to experience more of life rather than endlessly planning it.

15:47 Something you've been learning reaches a breakthrough. Fuck. Here we go again.

15:52 What?

15:53 Oh, it just keeps... My phone's going nuts.

15:55 Oh, okay.

15:57 It's actually... I think it's got a gremlin in it.

15:59 Really?

15:59 Yeah. Do you see they're going to have a new Gremlin movie? How the hell can they have a new Gremlin movie? Isn't they all dead?

16:06 No, I think there was always one, wasn't there, in the background somewhere, hanging.

16:09 Off like a curtain or something.

16:10 Didn't Izzy Miyake die or something?

16:11 Izzy Miyake, that's not.

16:17 No?

16:19 Where's Izzy Miyake? Oh, that's a fragrance, isn't it?

16:21 Yeah.

16:23 I think you're attempting to say Mr Miyake.

16:26 Yeah.

16:26 But that's actually from Karate Kid. Oh!

16:29 I was dumb, but now I'm crying.

16:35 Okay. Okay.

16:36 Where was I up to? You gremlins. Virgo. You're in Virgo.

16:40 Oh, shit!

16:40 Do it again. Keep your shit together, child. You're reaching a breakthrough.

16:44 Yes.

16:45 Mercury retrograde could bring something or someone from the past back into your thoughts, but don't assume going backwards means you're failing. Sometimes we return back to where something was useful or where we missed. Ooh, to me, that's basically something, again, that you may have wanted to do, but you didn't have the chance to do it when it came up the first time and the second time it's coming around again for you. So Libra, money shared with other people comes into focus. Loans, bills, business finances or partner's money may need attention. Emotionally, this is also a powerful release week.

17:21 Venus retrograde is... Also asking you to reconsider who you value in your life. Don't keep something simply because you've invested in it for years. Like my bra. Time already spent is not a counter for the future. Okay, so that's saying just because you spend a lot of time on it doesn't mean that you need to keep spending time on it. Sometimes it's best to cut your losses now and break yourself free. Scorpio, welcome to your season, Relationships Eliminate. this full moon, something may also become crystal clear for you. A partnership will finally deepen or it may change or you might just tell them to fuck off. Yeah.

18:01 Mercury retrograde through this sign means that people from your past will appear and you have a time to actually close. So you know how sometimes you don't get closure? There's a big closure month for you, closure week. You may also decide to reopen a door that you did decide that you wanted to close. Sagittarius. Routines need an overhaul. Work, health and everyday responsibilities may become cluttered. And this is your time to.

18:27 Declutter also look at where your energy has been changed or drained you may want to start a routine with your health okay and getting motivated Capricorn this is a gorgeous full moon for romance creativity and enjoyment get out there and eat life has been too serious for you lately so have some fun get a bit kooky get down with it a creative project will also receive recognition Do something this week simply because it makes you happy. Aquarius, home and family illuminated. A move, a renovation, a family decision will change within the household. Old family conversations will come back around again for you to actually have another go at. I actually feel that there's a lot of movement with Aquarius. It could even be a possible move.

19:15 I think they're doing homes up and things like that because they're wanting to move. Emotional security is also on the table as well, so keep... Stop trying to keep everyone happy. Pisces, your voice matters this week. A conversation you've been avoiding will happen. Mercury retrograde comes in. You are managing to find your words carefully and successfully, not like me. News from someone you haven't heard from in ages will arrive, and it looks like you want to travel. Yay.

19:43 So we have a Taurus full moon spell, which is on the 26th. You'll need a coin, a small bowl of soil and salt, a piece of paper, a pen. and a green candle. So on the paper, you want to write what you feel unsafe about, some things that you are frightened to talk about, whether it's financial around your home, whether it's love, whether it's your health, whether it's business, whether it's a personal thing that you want some peace over. You place the coin on the top of the paper, you put your hands around the bowl of earth and salt and say, and then you can put that in the salt, and you say, under the light of the Taurus moon, I plant my wishes and call them home. What no longer serves me now departs.

20:30 I build my life with a steady heart. Prosperity grows. Your path is clear. What is meant for me now draws near. Rooted behind and blessed above, I welcome abundance, peace, love, so might it be. So this is getting rid of everything and then replacing it with what you want to have coming into your life as well. And also we're coming up to Halloween soon.

20:50 We are.

20:50 I cannot wait. It is like my Christmas. Yes, it is. Christmas.

20:58 I'm actually doing a, because I'm a celebrant as well, I'm doing a wedding.

21:01 Wow.

21:02 On Halloween. Very exciting.

21:04 Yeah. And what was the purpose of that?

21:06 I don't know.

21:07 Well, actually, it's not, no, it's actually a renewal of vows. So they're 60 years together.

21:11 Oh, wow. How lovely.

21:12 Are they dressing up as pumpkins?

21:13 I don't know. I'm going to find out.

21:15 Wouldn't that be cool? This will be interesting.

21:17 I don't know what to expect, but it'll be fun. All right, thank you very much for today. Thanks for joining us. Be sure to share the podcast with your friends. Also, extra conversations as well on Patreon. Feel free to rate us on your favourite podcast platform if I can speak. Five stars would be great. Thank you, and we'll speak to.

21:34 You on Halloween.

21:35 Woo-hoo!

21:42 Woodwork Podcasts. Mobile podcast recording.