Gilmore Girls Gazette: It’s Melissa McCarthy’s World and We are Here for It!

0:00 I am all in.

0:03 Again!

0:17 Gilmore Girls Gazette with Amy Sugarman and Danielle Romo. An iHeartRadio podcast. Hello, everybody. We are back for Gilmore Girls Gazette.

0:30 You know I love to be right, right?

0:31 There's so much Gilmore stuff happening.

0:35 Yes.

0:36 It's like I knew it was going to happen.

0:39 We literally hit September and it just was like Gilmore hog wild.

0:44 Isn't it weird that it's September?

0:46 Yeah, because I don't remember what happened during summer.

0:50 Like where's summer?

0:52 Summer? I don't know what happened in January through August.

0:55 I literally said to myself in May, I am really going to embrace summer. I'm going to do so many summery things. I'm going to just be summer, summer, summer. Cut to, you know that Instagram voice?

1:09 A few moments later.

1:11 Like what? By the way.

1:18 I sent this to Easton for his new series, Miss Patty's. What is it called?

1:23 See Me at Miss Patty's?

1:26 The Yale cashmere. I don't even remember where I found it.

1:32 Where did I find that?

1:33 Meet Me at Miss Patty's.

1:36 We're so close. It just launched.

1:37 We can't know everything. But I found such a good Yale cashmere sweater. I was so bummed they didn't have cowl.

1:44 But they did. They had Stanford. I was like, boo, why do you have Stanford and not Cal?

1:49 What?

1:50 Who was the designer on that? Can anyone tell me? I put it in the chat just the other day.

1:55 Yeah, we'll have Jackie tell us.

1:59 All right, stay tuned because we'll find it out quickly. So let's talk about Lauren Graham first. Hello, Lauren Graham, for being active on Instagram right now.

2:08 I know she's being active, but she's also like, Guys, I'm doing great and I'm living my life.

2:15 I mean, immediately when I saw her. Oh, thanks. It's Nadam.co. N-A-A-D-A-M.co.

2:22 If you want a cashmere Yale sweater, there's probably a couple hundred bucks.

2:25 Not cheap. Lauren Graham.

2:28 First of all, I saw the front page of it and I saw her with the LL Bean tote.

2:34 And what did it say? LG on it?

2:37 Yeah. And you know, we have the, well, we had those in red.

2:40 I know we need to order them immediately again. They're like not even expensive, like $ 50.

2:45 No, but they fit the kitchen sink inside of them, which is why it's awesome.

2:50 Hers was the extra large, $ 69.

2:51 95.

2:52 I want to know the thing about $ 69.

2:54 95.

2:55 Do you know why companies price their crap at $ 69.

2:58 95? Okay, so both of our first jobs were at Nordstrom. We share that fun fact. At Nordstrom, if something is $ 99, that means it's on sale.

3:09 Or $ 98.

3:09 It's one of those. What's $ 95 mean? $ 16. 95.

3:10 I'm sorry, $ 69.

3:11 95.

3:11 Is it so that it's $ 69, not $ 70? Correct.

3:13 And you look at it and you're like, oh, it's $ 60.

3:15 Not $ 70.

3:15 Because it's $ 70. that starts to go, you know, it's why in 1990, remember, remember the old days on the commercials?

3:33 It's only 1999.

3:36 Oh my God.

3:37 I remember when I used to watch those infomercials, I used to like be watching them while laying in bed or on the couch or something being like, I can't wait till I'm 18 years old and get to call in and buy this.

3:48 House and buy 47 CDs for a penny. I feel like I owe those guys money. Like somehow that was like so crazy. You would do that.

3:56 It was like, 40 cds for one penny and then then the fine print was like but you're gonna need to buy a hundred more right seven dollars.

4:06 Like i did that once and then i was like.

4:08 Wow this is a back in the day that's you that was how or like you would get the the newspaper and you'd go through all like the target magazine like.

4:18 Toys r us in the sears catalog and you're like dog earring oh.

4:21 My god You're like, Mom, I need this. I remember on Thanksgiving, we'd go over to my grandma's house for Thanksgiving, and she would just plop the LA Times paper right on top of the table, and all the kids would take their magazine and circle what they wanted for Christmas.

4:38 What crime that your kids don't know Jeffrey at Toys R Us.

4:42 I know.

4:42 Jeffrey, that big giraffe.

4:44 I saw a video of a kid feeding a giraffe, and the giraffe went up and took the kid up in the air. Mm-hmm.

4:51 Unfortunately, they know Jeff Bezos from Amazon. That is their version of the giraffe.

4:56 It's these days. They just really know Amazon.

5:00 That's it. I need to be better about that. I need to stop.

5:04 Some Macy's. I think there's Toys R Us within the Macy's. There is. That's pretty legit.

5:09 It is legit.

5:11 Okay, so let's go with what's inside her bag. So inside the tote, she had a purse from Rue de Vernul.

5:19 I don't want to mess that up. That is how I would say it.

5:21 400 bucks. So she went low end. She went Zara and Gucci. Same time.

5:27 Yeah.

5:28 Low end. High end.

5:29 Those bags are cute though.

5:31 I'm not going to lie.

5:32 Then I tapped out because I was like, I need to watch this later when I can write this down.

5:36 What else was in there?

5:37 A tape measure, which is very funny because I sometimes, I have a tape measure in my car. Not in my purse. I have it in my car. A heart-shaped hairbrush. Her stationery in a box.

5:53 Stationery in a box?

5:56 Yeah, this is the one that I don't really understand.

5:58 He dragged that around with her?

6:00 Yeah, I guess so. And a tomato and a package of miso soup. That's weird. The tomato is weird.

6:09 Remember this Instagram that went viral and the lady was cleaning out her purse with like her guy friend and she pulled out an avocado.

6:18 Not whole, cut open. not wrapped, like just a loose. Yeah.

6:25 That's weird. That's so weird.

6:27 Tomato and Mesa soup.

6:29 That's that's weird. And then this one, it makes sense. A lighted mirror, two pairs of reading glasses, wired headphones, and has merit makeup, which my girl, I love that. I don't know what I have.

6:42 What are like your messed up? I met my, first of all, my car. Oh, there's first of all, everybody drink. Uh, uh, I just got a new car, and so I'm trying really hard to keep it empty.

6:55 Is this a rental or you gave the other one away because it got in the accident?

6:59 Okay, so I have a weird situation right now. I have three cars right now. I'm a two-car person. Everybody doesn't care for that, but I'm a two-car person. One car got hit on the street. That car I'm keeping. Now, I have not heard from the insurance company. I need to text those people that I've heard nothing from their insurance company. But that car I'm keeping, but I have to get it fixed. I also have a very old car, a 2016.

7:28 Right.

7:29 That's got some issues. That car is getting sold, but I bought the new car.

7:36 So that you weren't out of business.

7:38 It just was like, can I just have one car?

7:41 So what's your new car?

7:42 Oh, I just think it's... you know, whatever. It's just a Range Rover.

7:48 That reminds me I need to text those nice people who crashed into me. I'm just going to get it done while we're all here and just be like, I'm so sorry, but I haven't heard from your insurance company. Like, I'm just going to say, just keeping you updated.

8:07 Yeah aka do me a favor call them and tell.

8:11 Them to make this right your insurance company.

8:14 Is your car not drivable got hit that hard no.

8:17 It's drivable but it's just like i'm just it was had not a scratch on it and now the whole back end is banged up yeah look everyone's fine that's all i cared about i was so nice to the girl i was like it's fine Like, don't worry about it. Have I not told this story yet on the air? People might just be learning about my car thing. No, not yet.

8:36 This poor girl came to my door. Knock, knock, knock. Sunday. Wet hair.

8:42 I opened the door and I'm old. I thought she was 18. I thought she was a teenager. I thought she was in college.

8:47 I was like, oh no, like some teenager.

8:50 In my car. Right. Their mom and dad don't know yet.

8:53 I'm like, this girl's going to get busted. So she's so like cute. And she's like, I'm so sorry. She's like shaking. I'm so sorry.

9:00 I'm so sorry. I need to tell you something. I hit your car. So I'm not even in it.

9:05 Not in it. I'm just not even in it. She hit a parked car. Bless her heart. Not even rear-ended. Side-swiped it. So I go, oh no, how bad is it? Like, that was my main thing. I'm like, I don't want to look. So I go over and like, is it bad? No, it's not terrible, but it's not good.

9:23 And she says, I said, oh, can I get your insurance?

9:28 And she's like, oh yeah, it's in my car. My kids are in the car. Come up here.

9:32 Oh, so she's not 18.

9:34 I go, your kids? I go, I'm sorry.

9:36 I literally thought you were in college, like at the most. Now she's like 30, has two kids in the back of the car. So now I'm going down the whole situation. Do I call my insurance? I wasn't even in the car. I figured I better call my insurance just in case. They asked me a million questions. And every time my answer was this.

9:57 I wasn't there. I have no idea. I wasn't in the car.

9:59 Right.

10:00 Was anyone injured? I wasn't there. Did she have children in the car? I think so, but I wasn't there.

10:06 Right. Stop asking me questions because I don't know.

10:10 I don't know.

10:11 I just, I don't, I wasn't there. So anyway, this girl's so nice. I feel so bad. But anyway, so I, that car's wrecked. Then I have the old car. That's not my brother had to borrow long story. And then he calls me and I just put money into this old car thinking I could keep.

10:29 It another year.

10:30 And he's like, the check engine light went on. So I'm like this, look, bless that car.

10:35 10 years. It's tapping out. It's just like, we're 10 years old. We're tapping out.

10:41 Todd's going to take that car and sell it. Cause he's like, I can get more money.

10:44 Don't trade it in. So I'm like, okay. So right now I have three cars. Only one works.

10:54 All right. Well, this is a long-winded way of getting back to what we wanted. Yeah, that is pretty bougie. So then what's in your purse? You have purses on purses on purses.

11:05 I keep many things in the car. Basically, it's my home. But I'm trying not to do that with a new car. But I do keep a toilet in the car.

11:14 Every car.

11:15 A camping toilet for emergencies. And trust me, there's emergencies. And I have to drive long road trips. And let me tell you, at midnight, you don't want to run into a.

11:25 You don't want to... So you just go potty in the car. You're fine. Ag it, toss it. I always keep cash. Do you keep cash?

11:35 You need to not do that. Why?

11:37 You think someone's going to break in?

11:38 Yes. Yes.

11:40 Trust me, I've been in so many situations where that emergency cash was so.

11:43 Okay, fine. $ 20. None of this... Not over $ 100. Thousands of dollars. Not over $ 100. You said money. So I'm like, dang.

11:53 Some ones, some fives, maybe a $ 20. $ 20 is fine. Always a Nivea pink frosted lip something. Gum. Always some gum.

12:05 The orange thing that if I ever submerged my car into a river.

12:10 Oh, you know, you made me get one of those. I have one because of you.

12:12 I keep that in always.

12:14 Wipes.

12:16 Those are crucial. Wipes and alcohol wipes.

12:19 Yeah, I'm trying to tap out at about that. But in the back back of the car, I keep just a whole emergency kit. Like if I ever needed to fully get ready in the car, it can be.

12:28 Oh, like change a caboodle?

12:32 No, but it's a full caboodle. And it also has a cordless curling iron. So the caboodle has a toothbrush, floss, makeup, cortisone, Neutrogena, Neutrogena, pardon me.

12:46 Neosporin, everything.

12:48 Wow.

12:49 Yeah.

12:50 That's like me paring it down. My other car, the broken cars, I could live for a week in there. It's probably granola bars, like money, sleeping bag, sweatshirt.

13:02 The emergency potty is underrated.

13:05 Everybody mocks it. And let me tell you, Don't mock it until you try it.

13:09 Since my oldest has been potty trained, we have to keep one in the car because there's been many times where we're driving and goes, Mama, I got to go potty. I'm like, all right, buddy, no worries. We'll just pull over. Here's your potty.

13:22 My sister-in-law used to do it. So mine has a bag. You actually pee in the bag. My sister-in-law just sent the potty and she just dumped it out.

13:32 No, I have a bag too. It's like the bag has its own diaper. So the pee just gets absorbed in the bag and then you toss it. But I have.

13:39 Yeah, that's I.

13:40 And I am a proud. I have it in every car. I mean, look, normally I only have two cars, guys. Don't be sending me a letter for being bougie. Because I'm not. So I have a hairbrush. I think a hairbrush is smart. Sometimes I have the saline spray from Target.

13:58 Oh my God. I'm very easy. I can... I think I can do mine on one hand. I have chapstick. I have gum. I have my inhaler. I have my wallet and keys.

14:09 She also says she has concealer, red lipstick, and a neutral perfume and salt.

14:15 That's why I don't wear perfume.

14:19 Do you? Sometimes. Not often.

14:21 I just have no sense. I don't like fragrance, but I do wonder why she has salt.

14:27 Maybe for when she's eating on the road. I don't know.

14:31 Sprinkle it on her.

14:33 Maybe it's for the tomato and the miso soup. I don't know. I'm still weirded out about that.

14:48 Okay.

14:48 We've got a lot of Melissa McCarthy news.

14:51 We do.

14:51 We do.

14:53 Was it her birthday?

14:54 It was her birthday. And it was also Ben's birthday, her hubby.

14:59 All right. So happy birthday there.

15:01 Number two, do we know anything about the JonBenet thing?

15:07 Not that I see on our notes.

15:12 When is that?

15:14 Why are they torturing me, making me wait and wait and wait? Like, Melissa McCarthy's literally announcing a new movie. And we haven't even seen the old one. So she's announcing Margie Claus. First of all, coming out. Oh, I said first of all again.

15:30 Drink, everybody.

15:30 Drink.

15:31 Okay, what's going on with people announcing movies that will be years from now?

15:37 Did you see Tom Cruise?

15:37 I know. There was somebody that was like, 2028. I'm like, what?

15:42 Tom Cruise, my boy, and Anne Hathaway announced Days of Thunder 2 coming summer 2028.

15:51 Yeah, it's so weird. Have a baby. Go on maternity leave. I'm sure she is.

15:59 Film it.

16:01 Film it. And then it's coming out. So it's coming out two years from now.

16:04 Yeah, no, it's crazy. There's something else. I did the same exact thing.

16:08 Days of Thunder. Do you even know what that movie is?

16:10 No.

16:11 In Days of Thunder. Or did I make that up? Can anybody find out? Was Nicole Kidman in Days of Thunder?

16:17 I'll find out.

16:18 Because otherwise it's like a little awkward.

16:21 She was.

16:23 Right.

16:23 So it's a little awkward that there's going to be a sequel, but yet Nicole's not in it. Do you think she would even do a movie with Tom Cruise?

16:30 No chance.

16:31 That's what I think. So she was a doctor in Days of Thunder. That's right. Was she also the love interest? Did they fall in love? They must have. Oh, Danielle yawning. Am I that exciting?

16:41 No, it's just we've had a day.

16:43 It has been a day. Have you started following Josh Peck yet?

16:47 Oh, yeah.

16:47 I followed him a long time ago. He's quite funny.

16:51 So Margie Claus, which I like the title.

16:56 I don't know if it's Margie or Margie.

16:58 Margie.

16:58 How do you know?

17:00 Because Margie.

17:02 Oh, Margie is just because my sorority sister is named Margie.

17:05 Oh, really?

17:07 No E on the end though.

17:07 She's just M-A-R-G-I. Would you say Margie or Margie if it was M-A-R-G-I?

17:14 Margie.

17:14 Oh, Margie then Margie.

17:16 Okay.

17:18 Warner Brothers animation. So is this a cartoon? Yes, it is. Here's the voiceover cast. Jim Gaffigan.

17:26 And Santa. Got it.

17:28 So she's, I'm assuming she's Mrs. Claus, but.

17:31 She's Margie.

17:32 Yeah.

17:33 Songs by Meghan Trainor.

17:35 Oh, so good.

17:37 Andrew Scott as Jack Frost, and then Octavia Spencer, Cedric Yarbrough, and a bunch of others.

17:44 I can tell you the plot. You want me to?

17:48 Yeah, tell me.

17:49 In the pick, and it literally says in the pick, Santa Claus goes missing on Christmas Eve. His sweet wife, Margie, does what any devoted spouse would do. She grabs a century-old sleigh out of mothballs, puts together a wildly unqualified rescue team, and ventures to the South Pole where good cheer can get you killed on an action-packed comedic rescue to save her husband and Christmas.

18:14 That's how you write. That's how you write it.

18:15 I think that's hilarious. I'm actually excited for it.

18:18 Me too. That's how you do a log line. Good job.

18:21 Wow.

18:22 Good job.

18:23 So then Melissa wearing cherries on her head also thanked everybody for the birthday.

18:27 I didn't quite understand the cherries.

18:29 She's just being goofy.

18:31 Yeah, she's just being goofy, but she turned 56. She's wearing a floral.

18:34 Top in front of a floral painting with cherries on her head. Good for her. She's like, yeah, good for her.

18:45 All right.

18:46 Oh my God. No. So then she also shouted out her husband for his birthday and the picture she posted of them too. They are just so funny.

18:55 That photo is hilarious. Like, we can't even do it justice. Put it up on our social.

19:01 And her caption goes, hands off, y'all. This perm birthday boy is all mine and the best human I know.

19:07 He's an icon. They're both Leos. I would be, like, really bummed. They're not divorced. They're not getting divorced. No. A couple that you're like, they're just not getting divorced. Amal and George.

19:21 I mean... I'm not, like, tied to them.

19:23 Really? I don't think they're getting divorced.

19:25 I'm trying to think of, like, who would shock me.

19:28 Goldie and Kurt, even though they're not married.

19:30 Yeah, I was going to say they're not married.

19:32 Michelle and Barack.

19:34 Michelle and Barack.

19:35 Jackie said Michelle and Barack at the same time.

19:37 Michelle and Barack would shock me.

19:40 They can't do it to me. Yeah, I would be kind of on the floor, I think.

19:44 Oh. Yeah. That would not be okay. I would definitely go into mourning for a tiny bit there.

19:50 Love would be dead.

19:51 Yeah, I agree.

19:52 That's a good one. Oh, well, let's talk about this. Jared Padalecki. Hey there, Jared Padalecki.

19:58 Hey, Jared. And also Leighton Meester.

20:01 Oh, I almost did it again. Drink, everybody. How come I say first of all so much? It's weird.

20:07 All right.

20:08 I don't think you ever even say it. It's a crutch.

20:11 I don't say it that often, no.

20:13 Folks, we call that a crutch. Netflix has set a fall release date. Does that mean this fall? Fall of 2028?

20:29 What fall? November 18th, so this fall.

20:34 Let's put it on our calendar. The holiday rom-com will arrive on Netflix.

20:39 Oh, my God. Duh. This is what we're getting Jared Padalecki for. I know.

20:44 Jared's going to do some interviews.

20:46 Yeah.

20:47 Keep it secret for the people. Keep it secret for the people.

20:50 I know.

20:51 I didn't say which show.

20:52 This is Gardening Stars.

20:54 The film adaptation of Catherine Center's novel, The Bodyguard, not to be confused with the Whitney Houston, Kevin Costner bodyguard, which when I first saw this was very confused. The cast also includes Andy McDowell, country.

21:08 Star Walker Hayes. I've been wondering what he's been up to.

21:11 Do you remember? I'm fancy like Applebee's on a date night.

21:16 You know I don't do country. But I do love Walker Hayes.

21:18 You know Walker Hayes because he performed.

21:20 I know. I know Walker Hayes.

21:23 He was like at festival and jingle.

21:25 I know.

21:25 Everything.

21:26 I know his name. I know everything. I just don't know that song.

21:30 Do everyone knows that song? Anyway, whatever.

21:35 We can't wait. We're going to watch this. We are definitely going to watch this. The gist is a no-nonsense bodyguard. I'm assuming Padalecki. is a sign to protect a charming action star, Layton, over the holidays, leading sparks to fly and secrets to unravel with Christmas getting a whole lot more complicated.

21:56 Better log lines here. Remember we had a real bad one.

21:58 I was going to say six out of ten. Six out of ten.

22:01 Oh, I'm giving it more. We read such a bad one.

22:04 I know. That one was like a two.

22:06 That was just really bad. Do we have any more information on this Danville, California?

22:11 We do. And do you want to know the lineup? Because I'm kind of stunned.

22:17 This is me too. And I don't believe it. Because you understand.

22:20 I don't believe it either.

22:21 I don't believe this to be real. Kelly Bishop.

22:24 Can someone reach out to the owner of this or the president of this thing to make sure this is real?

22:30 But Scott did tell us he's coming.

22:32 Scott did confirm. So it's Kelly Bishop, Scott Patterson, Sean Gunn. Emily Corota, Yannick Truesdale, John Cabrera, and Todd Lowe.

22:41 Are you going to come up for this? Are you going to come up for this?

22:44 What day is it? October 23rd, 25th?

22:47 Literally at my house. That's why I don't know how to explain this to you guys. This thing's happening in my, this is where I go get my chocolate. This is where I went.

22:55 Okay.

22:56 I wanted to try chronic tacos. Didn't love it. A little wet for me. It's a wet, wet taco.

23:03 No. Then I went to Domenico's, which is the famous sandwich place, and I misordered again.

23:07 It was too wet. This is my problem with things. The sandwich was too wet. The bread was just so wet.

23:16 So anyway, this is literally where I go to Danville Chocolate. You know when we get the chocolates that are like.

23:20 The chocolate covers?

23:21 No, it's so good. I love Danville.

23:23 This thing is like four minutes from that.

23:26 The Runeblock is at the Hyatt House San Ramon.

23:29 I mean, you might as well stay at the lobby for more. In my neighborhood.

23:36 What?

23:37 Easton has to come.

23:39 That's amazing.

23:40 He has to come.

23:41 I think we're on a tour during that time.

23:44 Oh, you're out of town with the brothers?

23:47 Yeah. Well, at least I'm holding it.

23:51 We can figure it out.

23:51 And it's also Bravo Fest.

23:54 Oh, you're definitely on the road. Well, are you going to all? Why can't you come up here?

23:58 Oh, I don't know how it's all panning out yet.

24:01 When we say this kind of stuff, we hope that you're listening to Hey Jonas, and Two Teas in a Pod. Yeah.

24:08 Because they are much better than me.

24:12 You know what? I wouldn't say much.

24:13 If you like a mediocre podcast, listen to us. If you like an awesome podcast, listen to our other podcast.

24:19 I think we're pretty awesome. Don't you dare put us in a box.

24:22 We're pretty good.

24:24 I think we're a good time. I listened to one of our episodes because I was like, I should listen and make sure.

24:29 We just talk a lot and move. It's like chaos on a podcast, but whatever. That's fine.

24:37 All right.

24:37 Let's, before we go, and don't forget to tune in on Saturday for the second episode of Gazette.

24:42 We're doing two a week now.

24:43 I know.

24:44 And you know what we're going to do on Saturday? We're going to dive into, there's so much merch that just got released. We won't do it today.

24:52 It's September.

24:52 So we'll come back on Saturday and dig into that.

24:55 Okay, fine.

24:56 Fair.

24:56 Let's do that. Okay. All right. So we won't do it now. Any final thoughts before we go?

25:01 No, no final thoughts.

25:03 Sorry.

25:07 I was gonna come up with something witty and i just didn't that's the news oh i.

25:12 Do have some final thoughts guys she's got final.

25:14 Thoughts i got a dm from one of our amazing listeners thank you you know who you are you told me that the little people gilmore girls edition is back on amazon we ordered and it's coming in a few weeks So thank you. Shout out.

25:32 More on merch soon.

25:33 Yep.

25:34 That's the news.

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