Just A Kiss

0:00 Oh my goodness, you guys, we are going to Wethersfield this morning. Maria's on the line. She thinks her boyfriend Kyle is cheating, and we're going to find out. Good morning, Maria.

0:10 Morning.

0:11 Welcome to War of the Roses. I hope we can get you some answers, but before we can even get into it, tell us why you think your boyfriend's cheating. What's going on?

0:19 I mean, he's just acting really weird.

0:23 Okay.

0:24 I mean, like, he's just so strange lately. I mean, he used to text me every night when he would leave work And now, like, I don't hear from him for, like, hours after he gets out. And then he's been going out after work with coworkers, like, every Friday night and not even inviting me.

0:39 Wait, he doesn't invite you? He'll go out Friday night after work but not call his girlfriend and say, you want to meet us for a drink?

0:46 Yeah, like, I mean, at least for hours. He might, like, you know, it's like, I know he got out of work at, like, 5. And then it'll be, like, 10, 30, 11. And he's like, oh, hey, babe. Okay. The biggest issue is I saw a text from a coworker, Megan, and it says that he had, that Megan had a great time with him last night.

1:09 Okay. Well, thank you for putting the biggest part second and not first. I probably would have led with that one.

1:17 I mean, I don't want.

1:18 To admit that.

1:19 I mean, it's like, that's like, he's clearly something's up and Megan is available to help whatever's going up. you know okay and i'm like.

1:27 All right so you're telling us kyle is no longer texting you after work uh going out friday nights after work with co-workers which i'm assuming megan might be joining.

1:40 Them yeah megan yeah megan works with him okay and.

1:43 Then you find this text message or you see it on his phone this is i had a great night last night and it's from his co-worker Red flag.

1:50 Yes, where I was not invited. So, like, what's going on?

1:53 So this is what we're going to do. We're going to have you on hold. We will call. You obviously know where the rose is, Kyle, and the florist will offer roses. We'll try to get some information out of them, and at any point, if you want to jump in, you can, or I can bring you into the conversation, okay?

2:07 Okay.

2:07 Hold on. Who's the florist? It's Walmart Jeff today.

2:14 Oh. Great. Sorry, Jeff. Hello?

2:22 Hi, good morning. Is Kyle there?

2:24 Uh, yeah, this is Kyle.

2:26 Hey Kyle, this is Jared from, uh, from Flowers Express. You got a minute?

2:32 Uh, yeah, I do. I, um, I did not inquire with you guys.

2:35 That's great. Uh, that doesn't really matter because you actually won a dozen roses in our online weekly contest. Congratulations.

2:45 No, yeah. As long as you're being real, uh, Cool.

2:49 No, like I said, this is Flowers Express. We're new in Wethersfield in your area. Basically, we just want to get our name out there. So basically what we do is we hook people up with a dozen roses. But here's the catch, because there's always a catch, right?

3:02 Right.

3:02 So we're not actually going to send the flowers to you. We're actually going to send the flowers to someone on your behalf.

3:10 Okay. Yeah, I would love that. That's what it is.

3:13 All right. Like I said, it's a beautiful dozen roses. We have a card we can attach to the flowers as well. If you can think of a message to write on the card, we can get that out there for you.

3:22 Yeah, that's really cool. Literally just, I love you, would be kind of perfect, actually.

3:30 All right. We can get that down for you. And who should I address the card to?

3:36 Just, yeah, I guess just to my girlfriend, Maria, would be perfect.

3:39 All right, yeah, definitely. We can get those out to her today. You guys have been together a while. Things are going good?

3:45 Yeah, it's the love of my life. I think that'd be a really cool surprise.

3:50 All right, I've got to jump on right now. Jeff, stop. Kyle, it is Courtney. Savannah's here, and the floor is his Walmart. Jeff, you're on KISS 95.7, Kyle. I have to tell you, you're on something called War of the Roses. Your girlfriend Maria called us because she thinks you're cheating on her with a girl named Megan, but you just said Maria's the love of your life. So, Maria, you want to talk to Kyle about this and why you think he's cheating?

4:15 Hi, babe.

4:16 She's on the line. Go ahead, Maria.

4:19 Hey, babe.

4:22 Hi.

4:23 Well, I mean, I'm relieved that you sent the roses to me. Um, that's kind of nice, but like, I really, there's just, you've been so shady lately. Like what is happening? I'm like really confused.

4:36 I've been shady.

4:37 I saw your phone. You've been so sketchy. I saw your phone and the message from Megan. Like you've been totally MIA and I like don't understand what's happening. And it, what do you mean? You saw it.

4:50 I've been, like, working late and then going, sure, out with the guys after work and whatnot, but what do you mean?

4:57 Who's Megan? What is up with Megan? She's having a great time with you, and you're, like, not even responding to my calls.

5:05 What do you mean having a great time?

5:06 What do you see on my phone?

5:08 What are you talking about?

5:09 Kyle, is there anything going on with you and your coworker? Like is any, I mean, why would Megan text you?

5:16 I had a great time last night. I, okay, sure. That night.

5:20 Yeah.

5:21 I don't, yes, we, I kissed Megan and it's that, it was like not even like a kiss kiss or like she leaned in. I simple kiss and I immediately pushed her back.

5:32 Wait, on the lips, on the lips or she kissed you on the cheek?

5:35 On, it was on the lips. I pushed her back immediately. And like, she immediately knew something was up. I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating. It was a one-time thing that I immediately pushed her back. And I would say that she's like, won't leave me alone now. So the text you got was like, that's, I immediately put the boundary up. It was a stupid like action in two seconds. I'm not cheating on you. That was a stupid thing that happened.

5:58 And she knows where the line is now.

6:01 I mean, like, why didn't you tell me that? And like, You've just been so, like, aloof and so, like, out of it. Like, I don't know.

6:09 Yeah, because I feel terrible. Baby, I feel terrible. I wish it didn't happen. So I didn't... I would rather not tell you about something that's a non-issue. I don't feel good about the fact that it happened, but you have to... Like, I didn't actually pursue Megan, and I'm not pursuing her.

6:25 Thank God.

6:27 I would just say, Maria... Going forward, Kyle, if nothing was going on with you and your coworker, then why are you still excluding your girlfriend from going out? Yeah, well, aren't you just honest about it?

6:39 Yeah, but it hurts, man.

6:40 I mean, the whole thing is, like, so messed up.

6:44 I'm sorry I didn't tell you until now in this messed up situation.

6:47 Okay, okay.

6:48 But, baby, I'm sending you the flowers. Okay.

6:50 Well, first of all, you're not getting flowers because it's War of the Roses and we don't actually give out flowers. But what we will give you, what we will give you is counseling. Yeah, so just a messy. Because we do pay. I want to put you guys on hold because I'm not sure. I mean, at least, Kyle, you admitted that you kissed your coworker or she kissed you and you didn't kiss her back. But Maria, I want to keep you on the line because I want to offer you guys, like, if you want to do couples counseling, we will pay for it and you can get to the bottom of it, okay?

7:16 Yeah. Okay. Yes, I would definitely take you up on that. I don't. you're the one I want. So I don't, yes, I would love to do counseling.