Episode 39: Bizarre Film Theories

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Sources for This Episode Include:

⁠All The Evidence Home Alone's Kevin Grows Up To Be Jigsaw⁠ (screenrant.com/home-alone-jigsaw-theory-eviden…)

⁠Fan Theories That Make These Horror Movies Way Scarier⁠ (looper.com/412903/fan-theories-that-make-these…)

⁠The Blair Witch Project’s Darkest Theory Trades the Supernatural for Murder⁠ (cbr.com/the-blair-witch-projects-darkest-theor…)

⁠VFX Team Transforms ‘Willy Wonka’ Into An R-Rated Trap-Killer ⁠ (freaked.com/vfx-team-transforms-willy-wonka-in…)

⁠Is Bong Joon-ho’s ‘Snowpiercer’ a Sequel to ‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’? One Fan Theory Says Yes (mentalfloss.com/posts/snowpiercer-willy-wonka-…)

00:00:00: Theme Music

00:00:36: Introduction

00:01:23: What We've Been Watching Lately: Bound to Vengeance

00:09:14: Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

00:13:33: Boston Strangler

00:17:26: Malum

00:18:20: KIll Her Goats

00:19:28: Looking Forward: Exorcist Films

00:22:26: Bizarre Film Theories

00:22:52: Willy Wonka is a Child Serial Killer

00:37:44: Willy Wonka's Dante's Inferno

00:38:42: The WonkaPiercer Theory

00:45:11: Home Alone's Kevin Grows Up to Become Jigsaw

00:51:51: Uncle Frank is the Wet Bandits' Mastermind and Kevin’s Dad is in the Mafia

00:55:40: There Are No Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park

00:57:59: SIgns Isn't An Alien Invasion

01:02:42: There Are No Crawlers in The Descent

01:11:18: There Is No Witch in The VVitch

01:17:24: There Is No Witch in The Blair Witch Project

01:28:06: In Grounghog Day, Ned Ryerson is The Devil

01:43:24: Event Horizon and Hellraiser Take PLace in the Same Universe

01:48:07: Jack Torrence is an MK-Ultra Test Subject

01:52:54: Pennywise the Clown is Killer Bob from Twin Peaks

02:07:58: In The Mist, Mrs. Carmody The Religious Nut Was Right

02:16:06: Footloose, Tremors, and Dune Take Place in the Same Universe

02:19:41: Alien 3 and Resurrection Are Ripley's Hypersleep Nightmares

02:23:24: In Prometheus, Jesus Christ Was An Alien Engineer

02:25:30: In Cabin in the Woods, Curt is in League with The Facility

02:27:32: Fight Club is a Direct Sequel to Primal Fear

02:29:24: Leatherface is a Woman

02:30:58: Halloween is a Direct Sequel to Psycho

02:37:36: In the Original Halloween, Annie Was Michael's Main Target

02:38:40: In 2018's Halloween, Laurie Strode Caused the Bus Crash

02:41:01: Michael Myers is One of the Tethered from Jordan Peele's Us

02:44:21: Wrapping Up

02:45:39: Outro Music