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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.

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  1. Alyssa Edwards and the Woeful Wigs of Purgatory

    Upon a moonless Los Angeles All Hallows’ Eve, the resplendent Alyssa Edwards descended into the audio-visual chambers of The Bald and the Beautiful, where Trixie Mattel presided over a necropolis of tales concerning malfunctioning wigs, des

  2. Candis Cayne’s Resplendent Institute for Joint Health

    Have years of high-heeled lip-syncs, repeated death drops, and strenuous Bad Romance choreography left you suffering from chronic neck pain, debilitating back injuries, deteriorating knees, or hips that sing louder than your falsetto? Intro

  3. Juno Birch’s Ol’ Timey All-American BBQ!

    Come one, come all, to Juno Birch’s Ol’ Timey All-American BBQ, nestled in a picturesque Burbank backyard where grease-soaked hamburgers, bacon-wrapped hot dogs, and mountainous slabs of pulled pork swim in a kiddie pool of condiments and f

  4. Kathy Griffin and Complimentary Happy Endings

    From the smoking ruins of lesser mortals’ expectations, Kathy Griffin ascends onto the pod like a flame-crowned phoenix borne aloft on the trumpets of destiny; seizing the platform to restore honor to the misunderstood male gigolo and furni

  5. Meatball and the Forbidden Posterior Pickle

    As night fell and the city surrendered to shadow, Meatball and Trixie embarked upon a feverish pilgrimage through humanity’s most sacred mysteries: the ceremonial placement of pickles in derrieres, Tokyo’s boundless reverence for American m

  6. Roz Hernandez Should Be More Famous

    The deliciously-delightful and splendidly-spooky Roz Hernandez descends upon the studio like a Victorian apparition with gorgeous bangs, joining Trixie for a feverish symposium on ghosts, gays, and conservatives who know suspiciously too ma

  7. A Transcendent Poolside Smoothie Recipe

    To fully optimize the final days of sunshine and warmth this September, wait until the afternoon is aglow with solar benevolence; the perfect time for a sun-drenched pool party and a refreshing smoothie. Bow your head for a moment of reflec

  8. The Grand Imperial Jubilee of Radiance, Womanhood & Excellence

    Legends tell of the final round of a combination beauty pageant/spelling bee that ceased to resemble any known human contest, but had instead become a brutal reckoning of song, dance, and cutthroat orthography. It unfolded beneath the brass

  9. All Friendship is Valid

    If we were to distill this episode into a single thesis statement, it would be the argument that friendship resides not merely in affection or proximity, but in the reciprocal recognition through which separate consciousnesses become eloque

  10. One Ring to Rule Them All

    Ladies, Theydies, and Gentlethems! Behold Trixie's newly-acquired ring of destiny: the one and only Oura Ring! A small and gleaming metallic circlet wherein the chronicles of the mortal frame are gathered and organized for those fine souls

  11. The Ballad of Merrily and Bob

    From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstand the California sun. Into Bob Barker’s glittering Price is

  12. We Finally Explain Art

    Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a beautiful and occasionally difficult transformation through

  13. Some Like It Hot & Flaky

    Hey there, homemakers: why serve your hungry brood another dreary, bare-faced supper when the smart modern cook can tuck beef, chicken, ham, veggie dogs, Cyclospora-laden lettuce, and even yesterday’s leftovers into a snug little blanket of

  14. Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya

    We here at Bald, LLC are proud to present: "The Essence of Consequence," our ultra-natural deodorant lovingly compounded from Icelandic aloe, pulverized cedar bark, ceremonial Scottish peat, and the pollen from downtown Los Angeles sidewalk

  15. The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya

    Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush under the gentle glow from a nightlight. There are movements of

  16. Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya

    The City of Los Angeles, in the full radiance of its civic wisdom and an ambition matched only by its bewildering infrastructure, proudly announces the inauguration of a new subway line connecting the private residence of Trixie Mattel to a

  17. Maria Bamford Can Bomb Anywhere, So Why Drive? with Trixie

    Once upon a time in a magical far-off land, Trixie Mattel, the undisputed Royal Duchess of Drag, believed herself to be best friends with Maria Bamford, the realm's undeniable Queen of Comedy. Having followed her through every enchanted tel

  18. Ten Queens, Five Suitcases, No Dignity: All Stars Season 2 with Trixie and Katya

    Dim the lights, dear podcast friends, and settle in for a delightful tale. In a world where no cohesive thought process exists for long, two drag queens sat before their microphones in a Pepto-Bismol-hued studio and caused such merry confus

  19. Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie

    Once upon a Silver Lake lanai, beneath a moon so bright it seemed personally sponsored by comradery and friendship, Dame Trixie Mattel met Emmy-nominated comedian and actor Robby Hoffman, and before the iced drinks could sweat through their

  20. A Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya

    Take notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein for approximately one hour via the mysterious ventriloquial arts! These painted wooden bell

  21. "You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya

    Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel and venomous gastrointestinal blockade, our weary hero lay sus

  22. Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie

    Like a velvet-cloaked goth privateer, Kelly Mantle strode into the podcast studio this week and set her microphone ablaze as if forged by fire in a glamorous volcano. With every story, Kelly summoned tempests of danger, glittering betrayal,

  23. Leland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie

    To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversational environment in which wit, glamour, and industry experti

  24. Juno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie

    Once upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loosened, revealing shades of the full spectrum long hidden. Emerging like a butterfly from th

  25. IMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie

    The city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme with Katya’s name written all over it. Their plan was simpl

  26. Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya

    In today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol. 1, beginning with the phrase, “Are you keen?” The word 'keen' derives its romantic force

  27. Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya

    Ladies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding mortuary consultation, a yacht sommelier, and a complimenta

  28. Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya

    According to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process involving cognition, limbic activation, inv

  29. Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya

    Premiering this Summer off off off Broadway, it's "Bobby & the Ice Queens"! From a fired usher at "Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark" comes the glitter-drenched fever dream no sane theater critic saw coming: a disco-soaked, high-kicking spectac

  30. An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya

    Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress category during the primetime telecast of the 2027 Emmy Award

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