Absolutely No Adventures

von Destiny Howell

18 mintypische Länge
vor 5 Tagenletzte Folge

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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S3E2 - 3.2 Friendship Isn't Magic
In which jewelry is discussed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Ainsley is Melissa J Lackie.Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.Transcript: <a href="https://a
S3E1 - 3.1 Back in Business
In which Sig is offered a quest.Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.Transcript: <a href="https://anatr
Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!Welcome to the Brass Eagle is a ten episode fantasy fiction audio drama about a teleporting tavern. Episode 2 is out now on the Bras
Presenting: Sidequesting
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Sidequesting!Crowdfunding Link: <a href="https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/sidequesting-season-4" rel="nofollow">https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sidequesting/
Pre-Season 3 Announcement
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod" rel="nofollow">https://patreon.com/ANAPod</a> Support us on Kofi: <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">https://ko-f
Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever b
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock
S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-
S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no
S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/project
S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-
ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!
<h1></h1> Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively an
Presenting: Hearthbound
<h1></h1> This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound! For more information, check out <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/</a> Transcript: <a href="htt
Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park
<h1></h1> This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park! Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of be
Presenting: Warlock
<h1></h1> This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock! Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn? Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who d
ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer
In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner.Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.<
Presenting: The Bardic Hearth
<h1></h1> This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth! The link to their Youtube page is here: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy</a>
S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword
In which a problem is resolved. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Ku
S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href="https:/
S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sa
S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams
In which Sig has a good day! Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href="https://anatra
S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It!
In which a prophecy is revealed. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href="https://a
S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling
In which Sig has some after hours visitors. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar. Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript
Presenting: Dragon's Rest
<h1></h1> This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest! The link to their Instagram page is here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/</a></p
Presenting: Inn Between
<h1></h1> This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between! The link to their crowdfunding page is here: <a href="http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5" rel="nofollow">crowdfundr.com/innbetween5</a> Listen to more Inn
S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake
<h1></h1> In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz
S1E10 - 1.10 Something New
In which things come full circle. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a hr
S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero
In which letters are read. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/"
S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent
In which Sig is understandably concerned. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscri
S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In
In which Bea's services are required. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes. Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: <a href=

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