Dancing with the Stars first impressions, Tom Cruise shirtless, and saying no to watching The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

0:03 Hello, everybody. I have a random question for you. Yeah. Do you ever wake up in the night and you're like, I know I need to go to the bathroom, but I am so tired. I can't do it. Oh my God. Did you pee your bed? No, but I just didn't get up and I fell back to sleep. I just feel like I'm not doing it. Jackie, same. You guys just, yeah.

0:24 I'm like, I can't do it. Yeah.

0:26 But then eventually I wake up an hour later being like, I must go now.

0:30 Yeah. The better thing is to just suck it up, get up, go because you'll fall right back to sleep. Yeah. Sometimes I don't though.

0:36 And it's like an hour right before like my alarm goes off and I hate it.

0:40 And you're just like laying. Yeah. And I'm laying there after I've gone to the bathroom. Danielle, we were in a meeting yesterday. I don't even remember what meeting. My eyes were closing. I was like, I'm... Because the night before.

0:53 I haven't eaten yet, and that's really bad.

0:55 Today? Yeah. The night before, I'd gone to bed at three and was up in maybe four, five, six, seven, eight. I think I got six hours. So by yesterday afternoon, I was like.

1:06 Yeah. This is untenable.

1:10 Yeah.

1:11 I know every... People don't want to hear it. They don't want to hear how busy we are because they're just as busy. Dancing with the Stars. I have thoughts.

1:19 I have so many thoughts.

1:20 I have some too, but bring it.

1:22 Ezra.

1:23 I loved it. Ezra.

1:24 I have my eye on Ezra. He is going to be a winner, winner, chicken dinner. He is so incredible. So amazing. Like not even despite his disability, like he is better than everyone with both legs.

1:41 Like he is so incredible. Want me to tell you what befuddled me the most? Yes. Was me. searching TikTok for Val and Jenna. I know, and we didn't get it yet. Correct, because they haven't danced yet. Right. It's very confusing to everyone listening. So for everyone listening, it airs Thursday morning at 4 a.m., but we have to tape it. It's Wednesday right now. So it's Wednesday afternoon.

2:05 I mean, I'll tell you, it's Wednesday at three o'clock, but we haven't seen Dancing with the Stars tonight. So we're like one day behind. So sorry, we're one day behind. I don't know what we can do about that. I don't think there's anything we can do about it. Yeah, there's nothing we can do about it. This won't be a day late and a dollar short. It's fine. But I was all over TikTok. Where are Val and Jenna?

2:23 And then I realized. They didn't do it. They didn't perform yet. They weren't in the, right.

2:27 I can't believe they didn't let everyone perform. Does that mean that people on night two got an advantage having an extra day? And then my second thing is, I can't believe they already eliminated somebody.

2:37 Why not? So someone's going home tonight.

2:40 But I can't believe they already eliminated somebody without having the second half perform.

2:43 Right. Yeah, but they did. They're just making the rules up as they go.

2:47 I feel like that's unfair. And they also, the first night, had a glitch on the voting system.

2:52 Everybody said Taylor Hansen shut it, like crashed it.

2:55 He did really great.

2:56 He did. His hair is iconic, by the way. His hair is iconic.

2:58 No, he did amazing.

3:00 He did really great. Somebody tell me how old Taylor Hansen is. He's not young. I would say he's 38. I think he's 42. Who can look it up? There's not that much of a difference between the two. You're close. 43. 43. And seven kids. Seven kids? Oh, yeah. He has seven kids. They showed that in the package before he did. I wanted to meet his partner and just give her a hug.

3:23 He's not lost one hair. He does not have one speck of gray. He looks so young. So, look, I thought also Harry Shum Jr. was amazing.

3:32 He was so good. He was amazing. I literally was watching it and I was telling my husband, I expected nothing less from I just am trying to understand how he's going to go up from here.

3:44 So here's what I loved. I saw Julianne Hough on the red carpet and I shall quote Julianne Hough. It's not dancing with the non-dancers. It's dancing with the stars. So like they never said you can't be a dancer. And you know what, Julianne? I like that quote and I'm going to go with it. Right. So I'm dancing with the non-dancers.

4:04 Right. But my point of view is still correct. Because my thing is, I love seeing a progression. I love seeing most improved. I love seeing.

4:16 You get better. You become a dancer. My point is, Harry was so good.

4:22 So, so good.

4:24 How is he going to get better?

4:25 How is it going to be what I want it to be? Like when they do the Paso Doble in the finale... How is it going to be different than what he's doing right now? He's so good.

4:37 Well, here's what I think. I think he's such a good dancer that that wasn't even his top notch dancing. I think he's so good that he's able to go. It's like you're a professional swimmer, right? You can do a dang good swim and not even be going full out.

4:52 Do you think Jenna's like, we have to give it six out of 10 tonight? Don't give 10 out of 10. We're giving six out of 10 so that we can be better.

5:00 Because their six out of 10 is somebody else's 10. Yeah. Somebody is 15 out of 10. Really?

5:06 I think also like with Harry Shum, like I loved Glee and those dances in like one.

5:13 I think we're all saying it wrong. It's Shum. It's Shum. Okay.

5:15 And it's funny because I've always said Shum and then on the announcer on Dancing with the Stars says Harry Shum Jr.

5:24 Unless he messed it up. Now, is that singer guy that sings on Dancing with the Stars who's also on America's Got Talent? On both at the same time right now? No, he's not.

5:33 Travis Garland. I follow him on Instagram. He's on AGT right now. So he's not singing. I looked out for him too.

5:39 He's not singing. No, he's not singing. I didn't see him yesterday, but I can double check. Well, they barely show him. They just use his voice. Yeah, I always look. I think you're going to need to do some more crack research on that because I'm not sure you're right. No, you are right. I saw a video of him show up at Dancing with the Stars.

5:55 I think you are right because Mark Ballas did a Instagram video with Maura. And it had Travis in it. And they were like, when you're performing and this Travis can't be there. And then he goes, well, thank God. My wife is a rock star and she's going to perform while we perform tonight.

6:14 So Mark's wife. Oh yeah.

6:18 Um, BC, BC, BC is going to be performing while they're dancing.

6:22 Oh, wow. First of all, I love her. She's, I do love her. She's real cool. I think I was FaceTiming with Mark and I got a tour of his kitchen or did I, I definitely talked, maybe it was on Instagram. And then we, he talked to me through the kitchen. They did like a whole kitchen remodel. I feel like Mark might have done some of the work.

6:39 I think I might be messing that up, but we'll have to ask him. What do you think of Tyler Cameron? Great. Not bad.

6:47 I thought he was so good. Way better than I thought.

6:49 When I, he's blessed with a great partner.

6:52 He's blessed with a great partner, but he's also blessed with muscles and can like keep up with all that she's putting down. She's like twirling and flipping and whatever. And he's making it happen.

7:01 I think Taylor's scores were lower than they should have been. And I think I did not think the banana guy was good.

7:09 He wasn't that good.

7:09 He let me down. I thought he was going to be good and he was not.

7:12 You know what kind of like irked me is, you know, Guillermo Rodriguez. We all know he wasn't going to maybe not do that great, you know, but like, do you think they were making it?

7:22 Did they give him a score? I don't see his score. Did he not get a score? Oh, no, he got a score. I feel like.

7:30 They're making him the butt of the joke and it's kind of rubbing me the wrong way.

7:34 Oh, fair. I feel that. I like you making a statement like that. Fair. I think he might be requesting that because his whole shtick is being the butt of the joke. But maybe they shouldn't be doing that here.

7:46 The one thing I would say is Whitney, his partner, is pregnant and, you know, whatever. I did, I kind of wanted Whitney to be with Harry Shum or something.

7:56 Oh, where she's just crushing it as pregnant.

7:59 Yeah, and they put the pregnant lady with Guillermo, which just makes me feel like they don't believe in Guillermo.

8:07 Well, yeah, they don't. How bad was Connor Leavitt? How bad? Like really bad? I mean, I didn't expect much. Yeah. It was bad. It was bad. Yeah. The right man went home. The right guy went home.

8:21 Yeah. I thought Connor would. I thought he can groove it.

8:26 I was like, okay. Connor would was like. Had some wiggly hips. Yeah, he was good.

8:37 I see that's going to really improve and has potential is who you've been rooting for, Taylor Hanson.

8:42 I don't want to say anything, first of all. I got two comments. Number one, if you're at home going, who's Connor Wood? Like we were two weeks ago. Go and listen to the Jonas Brothers interview with Connor Wood. on Hey Jonas, and you will fall in love. Yeah, he's a cutie. I did not know who he was. I just trusted Kevin Jonas when Kevin's like, this is the guy. We need to get this guy. Was Kevin Jonas right or what?

9:06 I know, Kevin Jonas.

9:07 He is darling. Connor Wood was darling, sweet, funny. Handsome. Handsome. All the things.

9:16 Okay, so I agree with all of you. However, there's something about Tyler Cameron I'm very excited for.

9:23 And I want... I feel like he's going to be a Dylan Efron.

9:26 Did he kind of have slicked hair?

9:27 I don't know. Looked a little slick. I have to look back. I'm not mad.

9:33 He's giving me Dylan Efron vibes where he's such a manly man and you don't expect him to dance, but he's going to just crush.

9:40 He's just going to be great. Yeah. And I think Harry Shum... What I was saying before was like, I like his hip hop.

9:48 Like as a Glee fan, I specifically remember the scream dance with Kevin McHale. Like I can pick that out and be like, that's him. But I'm curious to see his ballroom. I'm sure it'll be great. because he didn't really have those kind of ballroom dances.

10:03 He's got the lines and the slender, beautiful angles. He's going to do just fine.

10:13 Yeah. It's going to be insane. When we get to the freestyle, whatever it's called. Oh, yes. At the end. With Harry and Jenna. Oh, my gosh.

10:24 If Jenna does not bring Step It Up into the dance, I'm going to riot.

10:28 Have you been following Val and Jenna on social? Because she is so cool. I know. She's cute. She's real cute. The way she dances, the clothes she wears, the way she moves. She just oozes cool. And I know this because I follow all her rookie stuff. you know, when she's on The Rookie. And so she's like, they're always doing dancing on set. And I love Eric Winter's content, which like, I've known Eric Winter for so long. And the fact that his TikTok is like, his TikTok has just like bajillions of followers. I'm like, how did this even happen?

10:57 Well, and you know, Eric and Jenna have been friends from forever ago. I don't know if anybody here watched Witches of East End. I loved that show and it was canceled prematurely. So I'm still annoyed about that.

11:12 They're reunited on The Rookie. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dancing with the Stars, I'm going to give it a lot of props. It's welcome back, baby. Welcome back.

11:22 Welcome back. I'm very excited to see Jenna.

11:24 Me too. Oh, yeah. Did you all see Tom Cruise shirtless on GQ? Like, oh my gosh, yes. Let him live.

11:40 Let him live.

11:41 So, okay. I think he's hot.

11:43 Like, I.

11:44 Look, Tom Cruise, you can have many thoughts on. But he is a babe.

11:49 We've talked about Tom Cruise a bunch on this pod.

11:51 Yeah, I've loved him since Top Gun. Like, I didn't think he was as cute and risky business. But when Top Gun rolled in, I was like, oh, hi there. The interview, though... Look, I love that Tom Cruise did a long form interview. That makes me super happy. There were some parts where I was like, what? What?

12:10 What?

12:12 So many words. And I'm like, what? Do you expect.

12:16 Anything less from Tom Cruise?

12:18 No, but I then got in my mind going like, what would it be like to go on a date with Tom Cruise? You would just sit in silence and let him talk. Are you going to get the straight answers? Are you going to get that? You know what's funny? A little bit. He's mysterious. He's super mysterious.

12:33 While you're thinking of that, I'm thinking about how he's at the Chiefs game with Taylor Swift in a box.

12:39 Oh, and the lip readers. The lip readers? Did you immediately go to the lip readers? And what are they talking about? They were talking about someone's ankle or something. I went to the lip readers. Did you not go on TikTok?

12:48 They didn't spend a whole game talking about somebody's ankles.

12:51 Like, I want to know. The lip reader that I saw only was talking about somebody's ankle was hurt and Taylor was explaining it. And then Tom Cruise has his response. It's just like crazy to me.

12:59 They were chitty chatting. The two of the most successful people in the world, arguably, entertainment industry.

13:05 Chitty chatting.

13:06 Just sitting next to each other.

13:07 But then he was gone. Then he vanished because I saw her then with Jason. So maybe he just bopped in for a moment. Tom Cruise is no dum-dum. Let me tell you how smart Tom Cruise is. You know why he was at that game? Because he was on TV with Taylor Swift. So we're all going to go see Digger. That guy was like a genius. No, I know.

13:26 Thank you, Jackie.

13:27 And we've talked about it before.

13:28 Can I see the photo of him shirtless, though, so I can just like think about it again?

13:32 He's got good tummy hair.

13:33 Which one do you like?

13:37 His tummy hair is good. What's wrong with that? Like that's an attractive hair patch.

13:49 Who do you think is hotter? Yes, of course. Who do you think is hotter? John Stamos or Tom Cruise? Okay, wait, pause. Let me just look at it. Okay. That's a hard one. It's like a neck and neck race.

14:04 I would say John Stamos.

14:06 I think if you were just judging by pure handsomeness, I think Stamos has an edge. I think if you're like, wait, where are we going? We don't need to go. I'm trying to look up the other photos to see what else he had. I don't care about the others. I only care about the shirtless one. Deimos was fully naked, which Tom Cruise is only like just barely. He's not even fully shirtless. It's like unbuttoned. Now, it's a lot of Tom Cruise. We don't normally see this much Tom Cruise, right?

14:38 I'm going to go Stamos with an edge, but I think I think Tom Cruise is more mysterious, so I'm more curious.

14:44 Okay, that's funny you say that because I would go John Stamos just because I feel like I'm going to have a wild good time with him. Tom Cruise, there's something that makes me scared.

14:54 Yeah.

14:57 You're just not going to, he's just very.

14:58 Like, I wouldn't be confident around Tom Cruise. Like John Stamos, I'd.

15:01 Be like, let's go, dude. Let's have a good time. I think if you're like Stamos, are we going to Disneyland? He's like, heck yeah, we are. Let's go. And you're like on the Matterhorn in five minutes. Exactly. I think Tom, it's going to take like nine dates before you even get to be like, so Tom, where's your high school?

15:16 Do you know what I mean? Like, you're just not going to get a lot. Exactly. I think what you would get is like, Tom, And everything's going to be like movies, movies, movies. I love movies. And you're like, I totally get that. But I'm going to need you to not answer with the word movies.

15:33 I also feel like with Tom, you're getting into deep philosophical questions. Like, conversations there is it's not it's not light it's not like are you getting butter with your popcorn it is like how was the kernels made what farm did you.

15:47 Find them on should we go get pizza and watch dancing with the stars can you imagine but maybe Tom Cruise does that I know maybe you never know it's just because he doesn't do a lot of interviews whereas John Stamos like and this is not a dig on John Stamos he does Like, I feel like we know John Stamos a bit better. You're right.

16:07 We do.

16:07 Like, we know him personally better, but also, like, the general population knows him better. I will say. Whereas Tom, we're like, we don't know much.

16:16 The one time I was around Tom, one of the loveliest people ever.

16:19 So, like, I'll give it to him.

16:21 100%.

16:22 I've never heard anyone who's worked with him not say he is. And I like how he's like, I get there first. He does. He is. Oh, okay.

16:29 All right.

16:29 Let's look at the other pictures. All right.

16:30 He is.

16:31 Whoever styled him for this needs to style Shailene Woodley because he looks so good. Like the outfits are very New York. Very nominal. Keep going. Okay. There's the shirtless one. Okay, we're scrolling. We're scrolling. We're getting ads. Sorry, guys. GQ, getting ads. We got to give credit to GQ. Good get, GQ. Okay, there's the interview I saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just wearing a white t-shirt and like jeans, but he looks... Okay, here's the thing with this picture. So it's like he's either got his sleeves pulled up or it's like a muscle tee. I like everything about it, but I think I would have liked a smile. I think I would have liked a smile in this one, which I'm sure they have. Vintage t-shirt from Kincaid.

17:15 Dare I say it? I never would have said Tom Cruise is on the top.

17:20 Hair list, but he's.

17:22 Got good arm hair, good tummy hair, good head hair, good eye hair. He's got good hairs everywhere.

17:28 That's cute. That's cute. I need a smile. Does any of these have a smile? It's Tom Cruise. He's going to give a steal. He's got a million dollar smile. Oh, there's a smile on his motorcycle. So on this one, you guys, he's on the motorcycle, a red motorcycle, very Top Gun. I think those are Wayfair sunglasses. The boots are insane. The shirt, everything about this is like literal perfection. Wow. Wow.

17:56 Oh, that's a good one.

17:58 Again, if he was smiling there, he would be melty. Are there more? What is Kincaid Archive? Because every t-shirt... Um, I'm not crazy about this cowboy one. I don't, I don't, that's a no for me. I don't like that. He's like wearing a cowboy hat and I don't like the pose. Oh, then a bunch of fans.

18:14 Wow.

18:15 Do you think those are real fans or, or posed fans? They're all very excited. They're very excited. This feels real. Wow. Oh, oh my God. This one is pretty, pretty epic. So now he's like driving some, like, it looks like a Mustang, vintage Mustang or something. Like, With like a, oh my God. Cowboy. Vintage shirt, unbuttoned. Oh my God. He just looks, he looks, here's the thing. He looks a tiny bit older than in the original Top Gun. Pass on that photo. It's the hat. The hat is that. There's a tuxedo. Remove the hat and then tell me how you feel.

18:53 It's the same look as the motorcycle because he's wearing the cowboy boots.

18:55 Yeah. There's a picture of him in a tux, Giorgio Armani. His own clothing. Wow. Wow. The hat is not good. But the rest is.

19:03 Yeah, no, no.

19:03 The hat's really good.

19:04 Oh, my God.

19:04 Who's going to read?

19:05 I love that.

19:06 Cute. Again with the cowboy boots. I got to read this entire thing. It says, what's your relationship like with your phone? I need to know his relationship with his phone. Go back down.

19:18 Go down.

19:19 Okay. It's as far from me as possible. Sometimes I have to deal with it and I'll do stuff, but it's not, no, I'm not looking and listening. I want the least amount of time on it. This is going to be hard for my relationship with Tom Cruise. Like he's not going to be FaceTiming me a lot. And my crew and people know it. It's like, don't send me a detailed email. Come talk to me, Tom. Same page, Tom.

19:40 He does like to talk to people.

19:41 I say that all the time. Let's go down to that other one. This is the Tom Cruise show, guys. Okay, look at the vintage phone. This is definitely a set. It's not like a real motel. Jeans by Wrangler. Tom Ford shirt, his own. But who are the boots? Sunglasses. That's, wait, go, Jackie. Jackie. You are rushing me with this. You know what's weird?

20:05 This might be one of my favorite.

20:07 Why is everything his own shirt, his own suit, his own shoes?

20:10 Because he's bringing it. Because he's bringing his own stuff.

20:13 But why do you have to say that? Just say who the stylist is.

20:16 Oh, because I think they want us to know he brought it himself. Yeah, they clearly want us to know. And guess what? I like it. I like it. Me too. He doesn't have so many people. So if I just ding dong at the cruise house, is he answering the door in that outfit?

20:29 Yes.

20:30 What?

20:30 Oh, in the outfit?

20:32 No, I think he's answering the door in that white t-shirt that he did the interview in.

20:35 I think you're right. In the white t-shirt with the jeans. Do you think he ever wears sweats? Probably. No chance. It's cold out. You don't think he wears sweats? No. Like if I was a GQ reporter, I'd be like, do you wear sweats? Maybe some Viore pants or something. He does not. No, he does not wear Viore pants.

20:54 I don't think so.

20:55 Halo?

20:56 Aviator Nation.

20:57 Okay, definitely.

20:59 You guys. Wait, are there any more photos?

21:02 I'm giggling at the thought of Tom Cruise in an Aviator Nation set.

21:08 A photo of him by a building. I can't see enough Tom Cruise. I don't need that. Keep going.

21:14 Oh.

21:14 No, I don't care for that one.

21:16 Let's move on from the Tom Cruise show because no one else can see this.

21:18 Why?

21:18 No one else can see this.

21:20 Okay, well, fine. I was enjoying it, but that's fine. There's so many photos. I think this is done anyways. This must have taken 10 hours, this photo shoot. I know, right? Okay, that's it. What did you think of the Taylor Swift SVU cameo? I loved it.

21:39 As a Swifty, I loved it because she gave us straight up like clues and stuff.

21:43 So were there Easter eggs in there or whatever? Oh, yeah.

21:46 Well, she said at the Grammy interview that, you know, they asked her about, you know, giving the Easter eggs.

21:51 And she said, well, sometimes it's just hidden in plain sight.

21:54 And she said plain sight again in this little cameo thing.

21:58 What is saccharide Aries from the vineyard north or south? Is that from a song? No, that's what we're trying to figure out. What is saccharide? It's a sugar. Like saccharin? It's a sugar molecule. Yeah, like it's a sugar for some. I think it's bad for you.

22:14 And then from the vineyard would be from the vault.

22:17 North and south, I don't know. Like everybody has different theories. How do you know from the vineyard is from the vault? That's what everybody has collectively said.

22:24 Yeah, there's all these like theories that she's going to be releasing songs from the vault. So basically songs that never made it.

22:29 To an album or never made it. It's all the light of day. She's going to be releasing. You guys speak Swifty. Yeah. I bet you that cast of SVU is pretty pumped. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was fun. Yeah.

22:43 Ice-T said that she came on and she was totally cool. She had cookies in her dress room.

22:47 She is totally cool. And she was like, come have some cookies. I'm not going to eat them. You know, type of thing. She is cool. You know who I want to hang with? Martha Stewart.

22:55 Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart.

22:56 I've hung with Martha Stewart. You would love to hang with Martha. Well, I kind of briefly have. She's gorge.

23:04 I died at her marketing campaign.

23:08 With Benny Blanco?

23:09 No, and that deserves its own flowers. But this one, she posted a picture of her on Instagram and the caption was, the caption goes, I've been thinking about releasing my nudes. And she's like, has a kissy face. I sent it to five people being like, she's my icon.

23:27 Release your nudes, Martha. Here's the thing. It's about her lip. And I need to know because I actually want that lip color. Her makeup is- Okay, but brilliant marketing. That was brilliant. Flawless.

23:40 And you know who does her makeup? Real Housewives of New York City gal on the new season.

23:45 Daisy. What? Yeah.

23:47 One of the new New York Housewives does. Martha is on New York City Housewives all over the place.

23:54 Guess what? She is on the show.

23:55 She's on the show.

23:56 She was the first scene. Martha is a genius. You know what I bet?

24:00 Jackie, this is just my theory. They went to Martha as just like a Hail Mary.

24:04 Would you ever do Real Housewives of New York? And she said, no.

24:09 But you can have my glam girl.

24:11 She would be good. Oh, cause she doesn't say their best friends. Yeah. I like your theory on that.

24:17 And she's on the show all the time.

24:18 Can somebody find out what her lip gloss is? Because I need it. I need her lip gloss. Also when I go to home goods and I see a Martha Stewart thing, I buy it. I think, you know what? I trust that. Yeah.

24:30 Lip serums, the lip serums by ELM biosciences. Oh, that's her skin care. I need it.

24:39 I just hope it doesn't have fragrance. I don't like fragrance. So speaking of pretty good marketing, I thought the Chris Harrison teaser for his new show was very, very juicy, impressive, good, all around, well done, sir.

25:04 I mean, Fox is kind of doing a big middle finger to abc and being like you know.

25:09 There was flower flower he had roses on his cufflink so basically if you haven't seen it you don't know what's happening you see sort of it's a bachelor and then you see arm with a rose cufflink arm of the rose cufflink and then it pans up And it's Chris Harrison. And he says, not what you're expecting. And then it's almost like he steps on a rose. They sort of step over a rose, but it's almost like stepping on it. It's so good. Now, do we know anything about the bachelor that's going to be on his new show? Jace Cates.

25:41 Not much.

25:42 I don't know.

25:42 He's pretty honky.

25:44 Okay. Well, I need to look at him. Hold on. Jace Cates. Hold on. I need a photo.

25:47 It's in our team group text.

25:48 Oh, was he the one that I wrote back? Who's this hunk? Yes. Yes. He is a hunk. Whoa. Yeah, he's cute. Look, timing of this, too. Time will tell. Because I have question marks on this show. Chris knows. I have things that I absolutely love and things that I'm like, I need to see. But that guy was a hunk. Well, here's the thing. He looks real normal.

26:09 Like, if you go to his Instagram, he's not like model photos.

26:14 Like, he's just cute. The picture we have of him.

26:19 Like a normal joke.

26:20 He looks like a regular dude. Oh, here's what we need to watch. He has no followers.

26:25 That's what I'm saying.

26:27 At the time of this, he has 1,946 followers. I wonder if he's going to get more. His Instagram is just so normal. He looks young, though. How old is this dude? Yeah, but he feels kind of super religious. Well, I think that's the point of the show. This TV show. UNC mode activated. So he's in college still? The picture of him, summer 2022 photo dump. Yeah. It's pretty cute.

26:55 We'll see. We'll see. Look, bring your opinions on it. I think it's worth watching. He's 30 years old. I think you can have strong opinions on this and we'll see how we feel. Yeah. Mr. Irrelevant. Okay. This trailer came out, which I was like, you know what? I'm going to click on this trailer. I don't know what this is. It's the story of John Tuggle. Well, he went to my school. I did not know this story.

27:24 He went to Cal. It's a, look, I don't want to ruin it, but he there, I don't want to ruin it. I'll just, I think anyone knows this story. Yeah. He, he, well, he gets cancer. He doesn't survive. Am I ruining it? No, I know, but I didn't know he went to Cal. He was, it's just such an interesting story. And my favorite, Izzy, Isabel May. Like my friend's kid. I know it seems like my friend's kid is every famous kid, but this is my friend's kid who I've known since she was like seven. And she is doing such good work. So I can't wait to see this. Yeah, David Cornswet. I never knew this story. Yeah, I didn't know either. But the trailer hooked me in. Oh, Superman star David Cornswet.

28:06 Is this Superman? Yeah, yeah. Of the new Superman. Yes, it's the new Superman. The one with the Mrs. Maisel lady. And the dog, yes. Yes, it's the new Superman. But I did like this trailer too. And Michael Shannon, who I think is brilliant. This is going to be good. Christmas, you know, sometimes they do these sad ones around Christmas, but.

28:29 Love this one. Now, the Family Stone, I need you guys to talk about. You know, I never saw the first one. No. Sorry.

28:34 No.

28:35 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Didn't this have Diane Keaton? It feels so crazy. Yes. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

28:43 You have never seen the Family Stone?

28:45 No. I've seen it. I've seen it. it's so good there's some scene where she does something wrong oh my.

28:50 God I'm gonna actually throw up no this is iconic Amy you have to watch The Family Stone this is probably my.

28:56 Actually this is sad though I can't watch sad stuff it is sad well just for a little bit I can watch murder but I can't watch sad I'll just.

29:01 Tell you Diane Keaton's character does pass away in the first movie so she is the matriarch of the family wait Diane Keaton passes away in the first movie oh so it's.

29:11 Like life imitates art imitates life.

29:14 Right so now that she has passed away in real life i you know what i bet is she probably had this they probably were trying to do the sequel or whatever and she was like do this when i'm gone like as i don't know i can see her doing that i don't know why and i'm making that.

29:32 Up dolly has with her song yeah dolly with have we talked about that by the way dolly with the song yeah i know we didn't talk about that there's a song did we maybe we did there's the song Buried I know it's coming out when she's 100 I know it's a long ways away Dolly passed at 80 that's 20 years right I will be 72 when the song comes out wow how old will you be in 20 years I'll be 56 You'll be so young. I'll be 60. You'll, you'll both be so young. I will be 72.

30:06 You'll be young.

30:08 I will be a lady who lunches and plays Mahjong at that point. I know you will. And I will be like stoked about it. You'll be so stoked. I'm going to, I'm still going to do things. I bet you'll be doing tennis if I need to. What's so weird is I might, I'll be, I want to be a professor too. I know you'll be such a good professor.

30:22 Of course I'll be doing tennis. But, oh God, speaking of, I'm trying so hard to, how do we get, how do we get in shape guys? How do we do it?

30:30 I'll tell you.

30:31 We can just do a little shot of Rooney.

30:32 Call it a day.

30:36 I'm just doing it the old fashioned way. But what happens is I do 20 minutes of weights a day, just arms. And then it gets to be midnight. And I'm like, I'm so tired. I have to do it tomorrow. The day just.

30:45 Okay, can we go back to The Family Stone?

30:47 Yeah, of course. Tell me everything.

30:48 I got two top movies, The Holiday and The Family Stone. Love actually plops in there sometimes, but I do not go Christmas season without watching The Holiday or Family Stone.

30:57 That's how I feel about A Very Jonas Christmas.

30:58 It is.

30:58 I will never go another Christmas without watching two movies, A Very Jonas Christmas and Olaf's Christmas. I don't know what it's called. Sorry, I interrupted again. Go ahead. It's the best movie. It's okay.

31:09 But this movie is iconic, incredible. The fact that they're coming out with That it's in the works, a sequel's in the works.

31:16 I'm so happy.

31:17 Especially after Diane has passed away.

31:20 I just, I need it. I need it. You know who's in this? Craig T. Nelson.

31:24 You love him.

31:25 I love him so much that it makes me want to go watch Poltergeist right now. Amy, you need to watch The Family Stone. Yeah, it's so good. I'm going to be sad, though. I can't.

31:34 It's so good, though. It's so good.

31:36 It's beyond good. It has like a stacked cast. Claire Danes, Rachel McAdams, Dermot Mulroney, who also might be on my list of hotties. My list of hotties, for sure. Craig T. Nelson, Sarah Jessica Parker are like no one better. And Luke Wilson. And more. Elizabeth Reaser from Twilight. And Brian J. White, who I think was in Scandal. He was like in Scandal.

31:58 some show where he kind of, it wasn't a big part, but it was like, it was an important part. That's what I remember about him.

32:05 Oh yeah.

32:05 He's handsome. If I had to make out with one of those guys though, I'm going Dermot. Oh yeah. Over Lou.

32:11 My favorite movie of all time is My Best Friend's Wedding and it's because of him because he's a boss.

32:14 Who would you make out with more? Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott? Dermot Mulroney.

32:20 A hundred percent.

32:21 They're both hot, but I think I'd take Dermot.

32:23 Yeah.

32:24 Dylan McDermott might be hotter, but I still want Dermot Mulroney. I disagree. Do a side-by-side. How hard is it to pull up a side-by-side? I don't think it's hard. They're always side-by-side because people mix them up. Mulroney side-by-side with Dylan McDermott. Oh my God. I'm messing this up. Mulroney. Yeah.

32:47 The side-by-sides are everywhere. Guys, we can pull up the side-by-side immediately. They don't look alike. oh no, is Danielle choking? Oh, she's, Jackie, what happened to her? You guys, don't move. Danielle was coughing, coughing. And then she ran. Danielle ran. Now, while she's gone, and I think she's going to live, I'm going to say Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney look nothing alike. It's just that their names are so similar that people can't handle it. How about Lady Gaga having a baby? So hidden. Yeah.

33:21 So hidden. Did she? I don't know. No judgments. Did she have the baby? Did she?

33:25 Supposedly she's been seen with a little like jumper in Northern California.

33:29 I think she moved away from everything. I know where she lives. I know where she allegedly lives. Where does she allegedly live?

33:34 I'm not going to say because she doesn't want people to just mouth it.

33:37 I'm not. I wanted to. And again, she did not tell me this. Allegedly, it's just where the rumors are. Where are the rumors? The rumors.

33:46 Exactly. Amy has no idea.

33:49 I'm not going to say Lady Gaga doesn't want people to know. And you know, who lives nearby is Tom and Zendaya. Oh, it's got to be Carmel by the sea. Cause I'm not saying Clint Eastwood. I'm here to protect. Yeah. Lady Gaga. If she wants people to know, she'll tell them.

34:06 Yeah.

34:07 I think she was pregnant, too, on her tour. But I think that's so cool.

34:10 Everyone's looking back at photos. Whether she had a surrogate or had the baby.

34:15 Doesn't matter.

34:16 I asked, too.

34:18 I'm just as guilty as you all are. I suddenly wanted to ask, too. And then I thought to myself, that's rude. I'm going to love this era.

34:27 Gaga. Yeah.

34:28 Gaga mother era.

34:30 She's already a mother to her fans.

34:31 She's already a mother. What if I just was like doing my errands and I bumped into Lady Gaga and Zendaya? That would be insane.

34:39 Oh, so they're errant? They're like, you can run into them doing errands?

34:43 Mm-hmm. Allegedly. It's got to be Carl. Allegedly. No, that's kind of far from Amy. That's still like an hour and a half, two hours. I'm not saying. Also, Lena Dunham had a baby. Good for her, too.

34:57 Oh yeah.

34:58 I saw that. A lot of babies, a lot of divorces. Uh, we talked about Alan Richardson getting divorced and I was a little shocked by the Amanda Seyfried divorce. No, you know, just saying, just reporting the news. I'm not. Yeah. I think that guy she was married to is kind of cute. Yeah. Yeah. He was in the newsroom. He was good in the newsroom.

35:18 I remember him in the newsroom. Girl can sing. It'll all work out for these people. I think they're all going to be fine. It's all going to be fine. Your people, the Giggly Squad, got a brand new deal.

35:27 Yeah, I'm actually kind of intrigued by that because.

35:30 They'll probably have a channel. Yeah, maybe. Do you ever listen to the Smartless channel? I do. They're just so... Radio Andy? I do. And I do the Smartless channel and I do the Conan channel.

35:41 Yeah. They're just so not like that. So I find it intriguing.

35:45 They're so not like that where they like money. Everybody's like that. No, I understand the money.

35:49 But like, they don't do their makeup when they like, And they have a video podcast.

35:53 Like, they go from their bed. Right, but that doesn't change anything. Like, they're very cool. This doesn't change anything. Yeah. I hope they don't do their makeup.

36:00 I just don't see them having, like, a channel being their thing. And this is from, like, a full-on giggler. Like, I love that podcast.

36:08 Their channel is just their old shows, back to back to back to back.

36:11 Yeah.

36:12 And then maybe they curate some songs.

36:14 Well, Jackie was saying, like, Radio Andy.

36:16 Like, you know. Right, but they, like, Smartless Channel is just the podcast, back to back to back to back to back. Yeah.

36:21 Yeah.

36:22 So it can be whatever they want it to be. Good for them.

36:26 I like when, to quote a Giggler's quote, I love when women in STEM make money.

36:32 So you know what?

36:33 Good for them.

36:34 You go. Explain to me what's STEM. Women in STEM.

36:37 So whenever like a female does something like cool and different and invents something or is just very iconic. They just say, and that's a woman in STEM.

36:49 Woman in STEM? Yes. Does it mean science, technology, engineering, mathematics?

36:59 Just something like so rad that somebody does. They're like women in STEM.

37:04 But it's just a term.

37:05 It doesn't actually like, it's just a phrase.

37:08 I'm throwing a flag on this.

37:09 The three of us are all women in STEM.

37:10 We're doing things that are like. We're not women in STEM at all. We're in technology, Amy. We're women in entertainment. We're still women and we're still strong and I'm proud of us, but we're not women in STEM. We're creating digital tools. You're taking it too literal. It is just like people that.

37:28 Are doing cool shit.

37:30 This is why I have to help Gen Z. It's like when my niece goes, it's so aesthetic. That's not a word. That's not how you say, that's not how you use the word aesthetic. This is how you use the word aesthetic. That room has a lovely aesthetic. I want to get the pink flowers because it will match the aesthetic. Just like when I say we're baller women, but we're not women in STEM because we're not in science technology.

37:54 Oh my God, Amy, you're being super boomer right now. Things evolve, phrases change, and they have double meanings. And this is just a moment of that.

38:05 Look, I'm not going to crash out about it. I'm just telling you. I love that saying someone's a boomer is like a dig. You're so boomer right now. Let me explain something new. I'm not a boomer. I'm Gen X. I'm the best and baddest generation there is. We're scrappy as hell. We work our butts off and we use language correctly. So we are not women in STEM. We are women in entertainment.

38:35 Oh my God. You know what?

38:36 Am I wrong?

38:37 I consider myself a... Someone in STEM.

38:40 You know what?

38:41 Whatever.

38:41 You're so boomer right now. I'm so boomer. I'm such a dick. You're so boomer right now. I love it. I get it. I'm proud to be woman in STEM if you want me. Oh my God. Speaking of boomer, let me tell you.

38:54 You know who's a woman in STEM?

38:55 Dolly Parton.

38:56 That is some innovative.

38:58 Well, she is a woman in STEM because she worked on with Vanderbilt, the vaccine. That's the part where she's a woman in STEM. She's not a woman in STEM that when she's singing her songs, because she's a, I think STEM is science, technology, whatever the E is and whatever the M is. Mathematics. If it was music, then she'd be a woman in STEM. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to read you. Now they say these are 90s slang. Well, They are not. Some of these are 50 slang, but I'm going to read you these things and you tell me if you think they should make a comeback. Okay.

39:37 Also Eva Mendez posting about Greece too. I mean, tip of the hat to you, Eva Mendez. Oh my God. And the lady who's a hundred drinking her diet Coke and hot dog. Oh, And 107,000 people are living in Japan that are over 100. And one is 114. I believe it.

39:56 It's because they eat well and they are cared for.

40:00 I will read the slang word. And you will tell me if you like it and if you know what it is. Cool beans.

40:08 I like it and I know what it is.

40:10 What is it? Like, that's awesome. Yeah. It's very, that's like 50s to me, but. No, I use cool beans all the time. You'd say I'm Audi or I'm Audi 5000.

40:22 I'm Audi.

40:24 Like I'm out.

40:25 I think I still say I'm Audi.

40:27 Cher said that in Clueless and that's the first time I heard it. Yeah, yeah. It came from close. You're all that and a bag of chips. Oh, I love this one.

40:34 You say that all the time.

40:35 You say that all the time. I do not. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. I might say he sees all that and a bag of chips. You say that all the time. All the time. I'm not Boomer. I'm just Gen X. Take a chill pill. Do you guys say that? We would say that so much. We did not say this, bitch out.

40:55 No.

40:55 I don't know what that even is. Salty, I like now. I like to be like, why are you so salty today?

41:01 Yeah, I like that one.

41:03 What do you think that salty means? Like you're so salty. Snarky kind of. Yeah, yeah. You're the bomb. I did see that. You're the bomb. That's the bomb. I did say that. This cake's the bomb. Biatch, we used to say that a lot.

41:20 Really?

41:20 Oh, why are you being such a biatch?

41:23 You don't say that? No, I just say the word. Yeah, same.

41:28 It's so clutch. I used to say that.

41:31 I still say clutch.

41:33 It means like awesome again. Yeah. Crunk. I don't know that one. Crunk. It's being getting really drunk. Let's get crunk tonight.

41:43 Let's get wild and crazy.

41:45 Baller. We say so much. Baller. I say baller. Poser. We used to say so much. Do you guys know poser? Yeah. Just like somebody who's fake and trying to act so cool.

41:57 Yeah.

41:57 We'd be like, why are you being such a hoser, right? It's a hoser. I love slang. It's the best. Oh, wow. Who's going to go to Dolly Day, September 25th in Union Square in San Francisco? Really?

42:12 It's a you project.

42:14 Yeah.

42:14 Right in your backyard.

42:15 And apparently Lady Gaga's. And again, I don't have knowledge of it from Lady Gaga. I just know the rumors because people.

42:23 Were like, I started a new show on Netflix. It was like the number one. It's called Cool Girl. And it's, I think it's one of the number ones on Netflix.

42:36 It's cute. It's cutesy. It's, it's super cheese, but it's like up my alley. Like I like cutesy. Any famous people in it? Jessica Paré, who was on Mad Men. She's cute. Yeah. She plays the mom. Sometimes for a while, I thought she was married to Jon Hamm. I got that mixed up. She was married to him on the show.

42:53 She's not married in real life. Yeah. Yeah.

42:55 Just a cutesy little, like, the father embezzled money and he disappeared, so they moved back to her hometown.

43:00 It's a cutesy. It's just a cutesy thing. Danielle, the father embezzled money. But she moved back to her mom's hometown.

43:08 The father embezzled money and just murdered a bunch of people.

43:10 He's a rower on a men's team. It's a cutesy show. It's a cutesy show. Danielle, you had one more thing. Yes.

43:16 I started watching Mormon Wives because I am dedicated to my job.

43:19 I thought y'all were dropping out.

43:22 Well, I want to, but I'm dedicated to this job and knowing these things. So I did watch the first episode, episode and a half. And I feel like I am right. I am so annoyed with this show.

43:31 It is disgusting. Yes, I finished it all. I finished it all. I don't like it. It's bad. It's just too much.

43:37 It's like they're doing things intentionally just to get the reality show.

43:41 Do you think it's donezo?

43:42 Yes.

43:42 Yes.

43:43 Mikayla dropped out this week and she was like, I quit.

43:46 You mean they're like never doing it again? Or is there another season in the can? There's not another season in the can after this one. No, isn't there a season six? This is it.

43:56 No, this is season five. This is what they're doing right now?

43:58 Oh. I think you're wrong, Danielle, and I hate for you to be wrong. I am wrong. You are wrong because remember, this is the season leading up to what The Bachelorette was about. And then there was one they were filming when all the drama happened. Yeah, and it's so far behind. You already know what's going on.

44:14 So for me, I was like, well, I already know what's going on. And so season six, I believe they have filmed or currently filming, but she's finishing her.

44:23 Interviews for that. And then she's going to be done. You know what? Two things we didn't get to that I don't even want to talk about because they are too gnarly. What is going on with the King of.

44:33 London?

44:34 Is that his name? I don't know that. King of England? That book? William? No, he's the prince. Oh, yeah. Charles. There's a book that Diana's brother wrote that seems like filled with bombshells. And then, you know what else I don't even want to talk about? I don't want to talk about it. I can't even say it. It's too messy.

44:52 There's some messy going on out there in the world. Oof. I'll leave it with that.

44:57 One thing, I had hoped that when Harry and Meghan moved back to England that it would be right there. No, no, no. But when they did, that it was because they had a reconciliation. And William was like, no, their address just changed.

45:12 He said that? Out loud? Yep. Oh, I didn't see that. He said that out loud. What happened? Why are they so mad at each other?

45:19 It was either him or his dad.

45:21 One of them said... The dad.

45:22 The dad put out a statement saying that nothing's going to change with their status.

45:27 Nothing has changed with our status.

45:29 Yeah. Except for his zip code. But does that mean... Just about his royal role? I know.

45:36 I think it was just, well, maybe, but like, I don't know. It was just, you say, there wasn't a, we are so excited that they are back home and with us.

45:45 I don't like it. It was, it was just like, they're here, but that's it. Why are they so all mad at each other? Stop it. I know. I think Harry was just the one who spoke out about how crappy that was.

45:55 I think Harry was like, screw this, dude.

45:57 Yeah. Screw this. And I, you know what?

46:01 Good for him because when he was 12, he had the whole world like that on him. And then growing up in the spotlight like that, he doesn't want that for his kids. It's like, I wouldn't want that for my kid either, you know? But anyways, whatever makes him happy.

46:14 It's a lot. It's messy. It's totally messy. Anyways. On that happy note, we're outie 5,000. We're outie 5,000, biatch.