Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss talk rumored "podcast wars" with Joe Budden & N.O.R.E., Golden Globes snubbing the culture & new Knicks season

0:00 Golden Globes?

0:01 Yeah. Oh, they better get with the program. Get with the culture. Get with the biggest in the game. We don't play that shit. Let's go protest the motherfuckers.

0:12 I'll do it.

0:13 I'll fly in and have a pick-out sign in front of the fucking red carpet. You guys ain't fucking... Y'all niggas ain't seeing the urban market, the hip-hop market. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Yo, it's Joe Crack the Dome. It's your boy Jada, man. It's the Joe and Jada show. Every show legendary. Every show iconic. Let me ask you a question.

0:49 You get high. Very high.

0:52 When it's time to do a tiny desk or a show where you really got to say.

0:58 Them lyrics, you just know them? Those when I'm like a motherfucking... Psychopedia? Yeah.

1:06 They come in more. It's nothing. Let me tell you, it's a problem for me. I don't remember my own lyrics. And when I'm performing like that, I'm like in the back of my mind, like trying to remember the next lyric, the next. I ain't got that fluidity where you just, I just don't. That's why I told you I thought the Cardi B shit was good.

1:29 You keep doing it.

1:31 Cassidy joints. Grammy jammy jams. You'll get it. Fuck, that shit is hard, man. I got to listen to that shit day and night. When I'm talking about it, I have my headphones on, keep playing the song, playing the song, playing the song like 10,000 times. And I still rap with, like, I might fuck up. Like, even though I got it, I'm still rapping like.

1:58 Who's ripping that Grimm? Who's ripping Cassidy?

2:03 Yeah, it's not easy for me, man. I've seen my fellow podcasters insinuating that there's a podcast war. First of all, we're number one. Nobody's close to us. Let's be clear about that. Okay, this shit like the Newark City wall, this shit, you can make any excuse you want. Yo, they got by the way guys, by the way guys.

2:34 I don't know if you under a rock, you under a tree, you under a.

2:39 I'm rich. I got it, got it. Don't lie to yourself.

2:44 There's no way you could change your watch 20, 30, 40 days in a row with an outfit that you ain't cake the fuck up.

2:50 Don't get me fucked up. Y'all delusional or something, right?

2:55 But let's not even talk about the paper or how we... Without just wearing Timbs, wearing Louis Timbs, $ 5, 000 a pair. Like, don't delusion yourself, right? But where I'm going to go with this is, you've seen the Michael Jordan when he had, what was that?

3:16 It came out in COVID. What was the final dance?

3:20 The last dance. The last dance, which is incredible. Documentary. You know, MJ Walken, He look at guy on the bench. The guy on the bench never said nothing. But they got the guy saying, yo, I never said nothing. You said that, I'm going to give you 35. I dare you to try. And he bust that guy ass and gave him 35. But the guy never said nothing. The guys on video say, yo, I never said nothing to this guy. Like, so there's a thing when you see Khaled, Khaled, they really ain't a specific person. When Khaled goes, they don't want us to win. We create these enemies or hypothetical enemies so we can win and we can be aggressive and we can feel like we got competition to just rise to the occasion and be the best we can.

4:11 But technically, I hate to spoil everybody's thirst for violence or whatever they like, but I really got no beef with no podcasters.

4:22 I really, really, really, really don't. I'm happy you said this. Why? I mean, it was mean for you to say.

4:29 No, I don't have beef with the podcast with nobody in the park.

4:34 Because I say flabby and sick. I say we the best because we are the best.

4:37 But I'm not disrespecting nobody else who's making money or whatever the case may be. They started saying this Joe Budden. Then Joe Budden threw the fucking alley. You see how the big Indiana, they balling. They ain't throwing them shits like this. They're stabbing each other to see who's gonna dunk the shit. Nigga don't even look. He downtown. He throw the shit up towards the shit. Motherfuckers just dunking it.

5:04 Yo, Indiana?

5:05 But, It's like, Joe Barton's clever. He goes, yo, it ain't me. I think he's dissing Nori. First of all, I would never disrespect Nori. If I disrespect Nori, I'm better off disrespecting my mother. I'm not disrespecting my brother for nothing on earth. So let's get that off the table. But I'm dissing everybody. You know, I got to create that environment So I could be elite. You know, when I used to rap, I could be delusional, James. But when I would make an album, Donald Carter, Gina, whatever, I have a poster of Nas, poster Eminem, poster of Jay-Z, and think I'm battling them in my head. And so that's just where I come from. That's the nature of Why are you laughing? It's funny.

5:54 Oh, that's funny? Yeah, you think I'm funny, huh? This motherfucker here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He think I'm funny. But it's true, though. Right?

6:03 So that's how I would make music. And I'd be like, yo, I got to go for them. But the truth is, we got no beef with nobody in the podcast world.

6:12 Directly. No. I think they might be a little more mad at us than we are at anybody. Why would that be?

6:19 Why people can't just sincerely, genuinely want you to win?

6:24 Yeah, man.

6:25 It's not something that goes on in our.

6:29 Community. Speak on the call. Speak on the call.

6:35 Why you think people don't help niggas like that? If it was just all lovey-dovey, everybody would give everybody a alley. Everybody's rich or well-off.

6:45 Everybody... None of that.

6:47 That shit goes on.

6:49 It's like pulling a tooth.

6:51 Yeah, but that's not what I'm saying. I'm happy for everybody. I'll come up at a time. Ask a hundred people, are they happy for everybody? You get seven.

7:02 Why are they jealous and mad at other people?

7:06 Might just be embedded. I don't know what it is. The hate is in them. It's in the air. It's in the water. It's in that soup. Yo, let me tell you something, too, Tom. A felon, you eat this soup like you've been in jail for 10 years, man. Them niggas gave you a pain.

7:24 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

7:25 You got a fucking barrel of pain. He got chopsticks and a spoon. You see, you peep that? You know when you get the pain out of this shit? What's that, with the bucket of the pain? My God, I knew he was coming.

7:38 Hey, shit. I knew he was coming.

7:39 He got you over there.

7:41 He could have gave it to you when the cameras was off. I knew he was coming. He waited for the... He didn't say that.

7:46 He waited for the fluidity. He waited for the fluidity. Can you give the man the fucking sneakers, please?

7:51 I knew he was coming. Can you give him the sneakers? Yo.

7:55 Give the man the sneakers.

8:00 El Mayor Clasico. I got him already, yo.

8:03 I like that because it's more than you, so I brought him.

8:05 Oh, man. So, can we show him the sneakers?

8:11 You got the blood and sanguine right here.

8:13 Yo, yo, I don't know. He got Adidas. Adidas is a riot.

8:18 You see that, man?

8:20 That man ain't care about us getting no Stephen Victors, man. Why you fluidity him out? I gave him the rad shit. Why you gave him the rad shit? Does it ever go away? He laughed at me. He went viral laughing at me. You brought a lot of not regular people no more. You brought in the faculty. He's right here.

8:41 He's next door neighbor.

8:42 Skateboard Pete does it again. Enjoy.

8:46 Thank you.

8:47 Thank you, man. Thank you, Pharrell. Thank you, fine people over. One favorite thing I like about this show is the gifts. You get a hell of a lot of gifts.

8:58 We need our own sneakers. What about the podcast that got their own sneaker deal? Do they? Club 520? Uh-huh. We supposed to have, Joe and Jada supposed to have a Jordan deal.

9:13 Some type of something. Podcast with a, they have a real sneaker deal. I'm trying to help my man Matt Zingler, Roland Lyle, get their own sneaker.

9:23 You know what I'm saying? Try to help Roland Lyle. We should help us.

9:30 Shout out to Rolling Loud. We got some fake Joe and Jada's, right? Somebody made some fake ones, right?

9:36 They made us some glue ones. Some glue ones? Yeah. Who made those? I don't know. I like them. Yo!

9:46 Two Time, you look like you're the culprit of this. He's looking like, yo, yo, yo.

9:52 Yo, he like, huh? Air Force One from J.D.

9:55 Sport.

9:55 We got fake Joe and J.D.'s. I have a fake pair. It was J.D. Sport. They're not fake J.D. do you mean fake? Let me ask you a question. You are a sneaker connoisseur.

10:06 By the way, like I'm running that room in the house with these sneakers.

10:09 No word. Downstairs, this shit getting out of control.

10:13 Are you a cheap person if you know you got too many I got too many sneakers.

10:20 I can't walk around the rooms no more. Am I supposed to get them and give them out? Yeah. I give out shit. You got to give them out because they keep coming. Got too many sneakers. Yeah, I gave.

10:31 Sometimes I pull up to high school because my niggas that were my size is in junior high and first grade.

10:37 You give it to them like that? Little niggas with.

10:40 So I pull up to an elementary somewhere, open the trunk, and give them out as they come.

10:44 And I give them to my moms. They give them to the church. Yeah, I give a lot of shit to the church. Not sneakers. I give sneakers. I can't lie. I give clothes.

10:53 There's niggas in the church with Gucci, Louis, the way they, like, I give them that shit.

11:00 My niece used to do this thing where we give, in the wintertime, we go, like, Penn Station and all that and put comforters.

11:07 And coach, we give them confidence in coach.

11:10 I had every nigga laying on them heaters with my players, with all. They had the meanest coats, the heater niggas. The niggas that sleep on it. They had everything, five gumbos, Sherlins, all of that with nine sheets.

11:24 So those were all your old joints that you used to go off? Yeah, I'd go with my niche.

11:27 We'd give them a sanitizer, a sandwich, something to drink, this and that, a comforter, and a coat.

11:34 We went through all of the heater things.

11:36 I've been giving clothes to the churches for years. I've been like, damn, I wonder if somebody copes it and got a Louis Vuitton hoodie.

11:46 Like, how do they feel? Do they even know what it is? We got to do something.

11:50 We should do a Joe and Jada one for Christmas.

11:52 You know what I really want to do, though? You know what I really want to do? Not my part. I buy coats with Daniel Leather. Daniel Leather, I give out 500,000 coats. We got to get Danny. in Terrell.

12:07 Yes.

12:07 And we got to do Joe and Jada's closet sale and smear them. All this shit.

12:13 We never going to wait.

12:15 Have Serge, Ted Smoove, DJ, 1800, sponsor and sell shit like Mortimer.

12:24 We'll smear them. All that shit we did. Like Rent-A-Spot. I seen Dream Dog do that one time. We do it. Big size smoke. We going to corner them.

12:32 We going to smear them. He's going to smear it, though. Because we got too much shit. I got to get rid of some of it. I got to get rid of a lot of shit.

12:40 If we did Joe and Jay in a closet in an episode, we'll do an episode with this for sale Mortimer after the episode.

12:52 Woo!

12:53 You know I be going once a year. I go to this, uh, They got an Hermes sale like that. I go once a year. Invite me once. Pick up these coats that was like $ 15, 000.

13:03 $ 20, 000 leathers.

13:04 You get them for like $ 5, 000, $ 6, 000.

13:06 I would like an invite. Okay. You'll invite it next year, perhaps. Perhaps an invite.

13:16 Perhaps a little sunsing for the NBA kickoff, baby.

13:20 Nah, man, you don't want to talk about NBA. What? You down there with Clay. It's my best part of life. It's the best. You down with Clay? You see my jacket? I ain't down with Clay my ass. You see what I'm representing, baby? That's a nice one. Let me see. Oh, shit. Champions.

13:40 See what's going on here.

13:43 You know what I mean? Damn, that shit nice. It's the closest I can get to the ring. You know who got a mean one? Who? You know who got a mean one? I went in this DM. Your man Angelo. The awake? Awake.

13:57 Angelo.

13:57 He made the butter swathe like to go with the construction.

14:02 I said, Angelo. I went in the DM. He know if I'm calling, I need something. Angelo. We got to hit Angelo.

14:12 Angelo! So, we back in business. Are you predicting a repeat? What you thinking?

14:21 I wouldn't mind seeing the Knicks versus the Spurs again. You know what I mean?

14:25 I don't mind seeing the Knicks versus anybody. Because they're gunning for us. Everybody loaded up. Everybody turned to the Knicks. It was the bottom of the totem pole. Now we on everybody's fucking mood board. They want to ruin our joy. And we got to this June to figure out if we're going to keep our joy. You know when I played when I used to play 2K. I stopped playing things.

14:53 You used to play 2K? I used to play 2K.

14:56 That shit is bad. Nah. We used to play 2K. I used to play 2K. That's crazy.

15:03 My girl just voted for us to get nominated, Aroma, in our Grammys.

15:09 When I used to play 2K. You know that? Stop.

15:13 You're going to win something. You're going to win something, bro. And we got to sell it. That's what I'm turning into. The shit I'm going to be.

15:23 Oh, shit. If you win something, I'll turn it to you. Nah, listen. I'm going to tell these podcasters. None of y'all niggas got to get it. Let me tell you something. We have a huge problem. It's called Philadelphia.

15:38 It's just nowhere around that you can lie to yourself. When I used to play the video game, right? There was always a weak player.

15:48 Philly's not going to be kicked in to add the All-Star.

15:52 Who cares? What I'm saying.

15:54 I'm saying, all right, a year of playing together. What is it, 82 games?

15:57 What is it? 82.

15:59 82 games. By the 80th game, they clicked in, correct?

16:05 Summertime. Who gives a fuck?

16:08 I'm saying, obviously, the Knicks, we're going to have to play Philly.

16:14 We got fluidity. We coming out the gate playing Philly. Only thing with it, we don't got them. We ain't bragging, though. Bunch of them going to get their ring, pass it to their wife, and proceed to whipping ass.

16:28 They're not caught up. So you're not looking at Philly.

16:31 Oh, shit.

16:32 Yo, yo, listen. You're not looking at Philly. You're not like. A very elite group of men. Who are you looking at? Who are you looking at? I told you who I'm looking at.

16:42 Indiana.

16:43 Miami.

16:43 Miami. Fucking... This nigga's out here. Minnesota. Indiana's a video game. Minnesota. Denver got DeMar DeRozan. Damn. They got niggas. This fucking.

16:56 OKC is just tuned up to be extra defensive.

17:00 They still got Chad. I thought they were gonna change. They got everything.

17:03 They got the other nigga that his country's trying to let him go. They got another seven foot seven nigga that came from Michigan.

17:10 Jesus Christ. They're trying to hold him back. They got your man too.

17:13 They got your man Tobias Harris over there.

17:17 Spurs.

17:18 Spurs got Tobias Harris. There's a lot of shit going on, brother.

17:22 We got Israel. We got the.

17:23 Same guys as your man Andre Drummond. And what I was scared of, he's already through a welcome home party. That nigga's in the club, so he's going to be a star at 7.30.

17:34 He's not one of them people. He didn't even.

17:37 Do no research on a man before he's slandering.

17:40 He don't be in clubs. I just knew a welcome home party was coming. He's not.

17:45 Welcome to New York. You don't want to welcome him? You don't want him to get you 20-something rebounds? Welcome and brace the man.

17:53 And so what I'm hearing, and your credit ain't too good with me anyway. Your credit ain't good. You see, Klay missed every fucking shot in the preseason. And y'all were screaming at me, yo, he's a legend.

18:04 Oh, my God.

18:05 Everybody in this room, can you tell me what the preseason stands for? Yo, can we go back to the videotape?

18:10 What does the preseason count for?

18:13 So when am I, when am I, if we go to half, if we go to like all-star break, And I got a bunch of videos going, doink, doink, doink. The nigga keep missing every shot.

18:26 Because this is not hip-hop. This is sports. And this is real sports. Okay, and what happened? I said the nigga was a bum.

18:33 And Tim Hardaway made 400 threes last year.

18:37 They only paid $ 12 million for him. 12 million for 403s. You nice with math, you rich. Do the math.

18:45 You screamed at me when I told you that last time.

18:49 Listen, you screamed on me just like this. 12 million. Clay ain't showing fluidity. Yeah, I'm just going downhill. Three people. Here you go, Clay.

18:59 Is he going to make it?

19:01 He's going to miss. I'm trying to tell you, he washed up. It's too old. Okay. It's over. 30,000 a day.

19:06 Man, let me ask you a question, man. You thinking that Clay Thompson is going to.

19:10 Clay Thompson's better years have passed him.

19:13 Nobody said it wasn't. But he's top five shooter in NBA history. That's history.

19:19 Don't got nothing to do with nothing. He's still playing. I'm talking about right now.

19:22 You know how much people he can shoot better than we can make a list of. Mike Brinkley, can I ask you a question? Okay, because the man don't want to, he get too, I realize the sports shit.

19:32 You being delusional.

19:35 We had Donovan Mitchell right here and you didn't listen to him.

19:39 He's wrong too.

19:39 You definitely not going to listen to them. He's wrong too. If come All-Star break.

19:46 It's delusion.

19:47 And the man missed more than he made. And he's just doinking them and he's missing and he's missing. It's not early. It's too early.

19:55 If Thompson shoots 27% from three-pointers at the halftime during an all-star break, then you can come back and you got something to say.

20:03 He's never shot 20-something percent ever in his life from when he was a baby.

20:07 So I'm not even worried about that. Just check the numbers. Check his numbers. Listen, if he was ever going to have... He killed me because he's just ignoring that. If he was ever going to have... I'm giving him the facts of the fucking homing that. If he was ever going to have target practice, it's this year. If he ever had a free ride, it's this year. He got Bam who just scored 81 that locks up the middle. He got motherfucking Greek the Freak Free records. So what are you saying? With the lethal shooter, I could probably make all them shots.

20:38 Out West, who you like? Denver. OKC, the Spurs. Minnesota.

20:47 I had this guy curse me out of OKC fan. He was like, yo, if such and such ain't getting heard, and we was just heard, and your man may have told him, yo, if a bird had an iPod in his ass, It'd be music in the sky. Get the fuck out of here with the ifs. I said, oh my God. He said, if a bird had an iPod in his ass, it'd be music in the sky. Fuck out of here with that what if. What that. Yo, Washington is good. Trey Songz? Anthony Davis? What you think about that?

21:22 Trey Young.

21:22 Trey Songz.

21:23 Trey Songz. Trey Songz. Trey Songz. Trey Young to Trey Songz. It's crazy.

21:34 I know you fried, but that's, that's like, that's blackened. Yeah, that was black.

21:39 That's blackened out? Yeah, that was black. Trey Songz, man. Trey Songz. Yo, bro.

21:45 I've been traveling to the point of I finally, I'm almost ready to say I'm not scared to fly no more because I've been in so much fucked up turbulence and I just ignore that shit now. Now I'm just like, let's get it. I used to be scared of all this shit. Get some silly. Smack some silly. Smack some of that silly. That shit like up there.

22:12 Hit some silly. Hit some silly. Yo, bro. Yo, G-Depth, boy, when it start turbulent. Yo, G-Depth, do you think you'll ever get a conscious.

22:24 So will you walk into the precinct and be like, yo, I did this. I'm ready to do my time for it. Could you ever get a conscience like that? I don't want to walk in the precinct and say anything. So I never have a conscience to go in the precinct and tell them I did anything.

22:40 I ain't telling myself shit. It's just me and myself.

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23:59 1,800 Tequila and Fanatics Club legacy. Music-wise, any new music that came out that you're feeling? Well, I seen your son got a podcast, him and Biggie's son.

24:13 Yeah, yeah, shout out to them. Silver Spoon. He told a man he ain't like Biggie's shit.

24:18 That's the part of the new generation.

24:23 No, I think your son is doing the fat joke. He said some stupid shit. No, he said some crazy shit.

24:28 He didn't get a pass from saying some stupid shit just because he's my son. He got his own brain. He about to be 30 years old. I don't get doing that.

24:37 What did you say when you saw that? He just said some stupid shit.

24:42 Yeah.

24:43 Yeah. He might have not told him, but I'm telling you, I looked at that shit. I said, come on, nephew, man.

24:49 You know when you try to get that shit out of your algorithm quick? He said, yeah, I never liked it. I said, no, I had the algorithm, that shit. You know how you roof it? I'm on the algorithm. Get the fuck out of here. Like, I can't hear this shit.

25:04 That B-I-G? Shit. Nah. But I'm hoping, you know, I seen he got little promotions and everything. He going off you. He trying to learn from you. Yeah, yeah.

25:14 They say delusional shit. He trying to be on delusional records. Like, he over there talking about, yo, I never felt that. I said, no, no, no, nephew. You can't do that one, man. That ain't it.

25:27 This one is for the OGs. Let's keep it 1800. But we got a music news. Yo, yeah, so.

25:35 I went to go, I did a little research today because this is the second year the Golden Globes is doing the podcast thing. So I saw the list on their website of the 30 shows that are being considered. Not one hip-hop show, not anything of culture.

25:51 We got to protest these people.

25:53 Golden Globe, we got to come out there with some picket signs.

25:56 Why don't we do that? You look at the numbers as well. A bunch of those on the list compared to us. We smoking some of them?

26:04 Without looking, I would bet we are.

26:08 We can't see y'all getting delusional like him. We got to have facts before we pick it.

26:15 Bro, we got facts, man.

26:16 The other day you sent me some shit that said we number two trending on Spotify.

26:20 This be killing everybody. Killing everybody.

26:24 What do you want me to do? You think they don't know? They're not delusional. Like this shit right here. I dare you to go on Netflix and be like, yo, let me see the last 10, 20 episodes. You wouldn't even remember if we did it. It's like this one and that one and that one and this and this, this and just, just, we are killing it.

26:41 Light years.

26:43 Destroying the sets. So what's up with the Golden Globes? Why we ain't get the consideration?

26:51 Is it something like the Grammys I wanted? Do we have to do like a Grammy tour like you do? Like for the Golden Globes, do we have to do that?

26:57 Golden Globes said fuck Joe and Jada, man. Golden Globes? Yeah.

27:02 Oh, they better get with the program. Get with the culture. Get with the biggest in the game. We don't play that shit. Let's go protest them motherfuckers.

27:12 I'll do it.

27:13 I'll fly in and have a pick-out sign in front of the fucking red carpet.

27:19 You guys ain't fucking.

27:20 Y'all niggas ain't seeing the urban market, the hip-hop market. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Who's nominated for the.

27:28 Let me see if I have the tab still. Yeah, I have that tab open. All right, so we have.

27:32 These aren't nominated yet. These are the ones that are up for consideration. Bad Friends, Behind the Bastards, Call Her Daddy. That's a big one.

27:43 She's the biggest.

27:44 Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, Crime Junkie, Dateline NBC.

27:49 No black, no black.

27:51 Good Hang with Amy Poehler, who won last year.

27:53 Not at a war like me, no black.

27:55 Las Coparitas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Love Trapped, Matt and Shane.

28:01 You get me mad now. You get me upset. I know, that's the point.

28:05 Anybody got social media, TikTok.

28:10 The Kelsey Brothers. The Kelsey Brothers.

28:12 Ah, fuck with New Heights. Part of my take. We never get no niggas.

28:15 Smartless, Bill Simmons, Rogan, Megyn Kelly, Mel Robbins, Sean Ryan.

28:22 Megyn Kelly. They're not fucking with real niggas. They just not.

28:27 There's zero. I think there's only a co-host or two.

28:31 You scared to say it? The Golden Globes ain't fucking with niggas. Yeah. Everybody's scared to say it. I'm not.

28:42 Diversity.

28:44 No niggas on the consideration list. Hire some black people.

28:47 They better get their diversity right.

28:50 They shit is fucked up. You can go politically correct. I'll go you. I'm not going politically. No niggas going considerate. Fuck you to go to God. Fuck you.

29:02 Take your shit. I'm with the streets. Everywhere I go, they tell us we got the biggest podcast. The other day, I'm walking. And some young kids come up to me, go, yo, yo, crack. Nah, this was the illest shit. They say, yo, yo, where's Chaguito? I say, yo, Chaguito on the block. You know how I caught every Spanish dude up here, Chaguito? Some kids ran up on me, like, yo, crack, yo, crack, yo, yo, where's Chaguito? I said, nah, nigga, Chaguito on the block.

29:33 Falling on the floor like this. is a part of life. Every day you're driving your truck. Shout out to the truck drivers. They watch us. They listen to us. Everybody working. Everybody taking the train. Like, we got this shit on the headlock. Like, we're the runaway train. We're the runaway train and can't nobody stop us. You know, the best thing that any guest has ever told me that's come here has been Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart said, man, I like what y'all doing.

30:05 This, this, this. He looked at me specifically. Not you. Don't fuck this up, Joe.

30:12 Yo, I swear to God. I looked at Kevin Hart. It was almost like a bifocus of my griffin. You know, when they do the fucking shit, they try to see the next planet.

30:22 He looked at me. He said, he did it again. He said, don't fuck this up, Joe.

30:28 And man, did I hear him loud and clear because we the only ones can fuck this up.

30:32 I'm the only one that can fuck this up. I love this shit. Yo, Kiss.

30:41 Yo, Kiss, we got to be on the third rail, man. They got to, they love that shit, man. They don't want to hear no regular shit. I went to a fucking, rewind it, we did a, we did a meeting up in Boston stop and shop. And one of the ladies who's the president, right? One of the ladies, the president was there. They had all the employees there. Beautiful thing up there. Stop and shop. And I was going to speak to the thing. And she said like this, she said, Joe, I noticed, you know, I'm a huge fan of your podcast.

31:13 I'm like, yeah, miss, you know, I noticed you've been trying to tone it down, baby, right? So we don't want you for that. We need you to go crazy on that show. Nobody wants the nice guy Fat Joe on the show.

31:26 I said, really?

31:27 Have you noticed I've been trying to tone it down? We don't want that. The next day I came in, I'm going to fuck your mother. Fuck everybody. Number one, five million on Instagram. They don't want to hear that shit. They want the third rail silver surfer. You can't change. They want the third rail silver surfer.

31:47 Touch the rail. No, they want you to touch the third rail. Not me. Not you. Not me. That's you. I'm the savior. Yeah, yeah. All right, come back, yo. Come back.

32:00 You like the nigga from Apollo, the Sandman. Yo. Pull the shit back. That Sandman and that Apollo, man. It's crazy. Anything music, no?

32:15 Just all the stuff. I mean, you were talking about Grammys before, though. what other people this year, I mean, that are out there you think are worthy?

32:22 Oh man, I see Busta going hard for consideration. I see Wale quietly. I see him in that, in that, uh, racetrack. Nah, Wale got a hot album, bro. Don't get that fucked up. Wale, Wale's a quiet smoker. You know, Fat Joe's definitely trying to get.

32:46 A Grammy.

32:47 Not just nominated. I want to get a Grammy. I've been nominated a bunch of times. This time, trying to bring home three for the family.

32:54 It's Nego J. Hokes, man.

32:56 Huh?

32:57 What's up? Nego's just doing deals in the middle of the podcast. Yo, I need this. Perhaps something for the nose? To hide his chicken? My man Ted Iden, she could perhaps have something for the nose.

33:14 I never really knew that all those wrestlers are kind of messed up in the head, right? The Rock is probably the only, like, normal clean-cut guy, right?

33:22 Cena. Huh?

33:24 Cena, also.

33:25 Clean-cut? Oh, yeah. John Cena. Why is he clean-cut? I mean... He gives you, uh....

33:31 Taylor Swift vibes or something? Why John Cena?

33:36 You were saying they're all crazy and stuff. He's got his shit together.

33:39 He's not like... Some of them... He's not like... He's.

33:42 Not robbing the cab driver on cocaine. These motherfuckers be wild.

33:45 Those dudes like... The wrestling's crazy shit, man.

33:48 The wrestling's crazy.

33:49 That shit's crazy. No!

33:52 When I told that story about Tejada and Shekin... Every comment was like, I believe you, I believe you. The Iron Sheik can rob the supermarket around my neighborhood. The Iron Sheik stuck up the cab job. Yo, Iron Sheik was on some shit. Like, yo, like, I didn't know. That opened a can of birth. People started DMing me stories about all our favorite wrestlers.

34:14 Like, they like, they have mental issues. Dark, dark, yes. And you say John Cena, he's one of the good guys. I mean, I don't know him personally. Clean, man.

34:26 It's just from the outside.

34:27 Cena's cool, man.

34:28 His image is clean, yes.

34:30 Cena's a good guy, man. My image is clean. I'm a piece of shit. Fuck that.

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35:11 They did the cartoon today. You saw it?

35:15 Locked my school teacher. You know, we was at home with him together. I locked the teacher in the closet.

35:21 Joseph, can I come out, Joseph? Nah, not now. Like, nah, you can't. Sorry.

35:28 We don't want to see you right now. Joseph, do you think I can come? Nah, this shit was bad out here. They can lock them in. I made a teacher go crazy one time, and I know I got to... I don't care how old you get, whatever. I know when I go to God for the heavenly gates, I got to answer for that one man. He was a good man. Like, he was a really, really good man.

35:55 I started throwing them. You know, when you take the paper, I started putting them on fire and was throwing at him every time he went to write at the chalkboard.

36:05 Who did that? This, this, that? Fire.

36:08 Yeah, you know, you got a lighter, fireballs, and you throw it at him. And that man turned around about the fifth one.

36:17 He said, Joseph, you motherfucker. He threw the chair out the window. Good man. Lost it. Grabbed me.

36:28 He was like trying to be me. Security K, man. He's no longer a teacher. He was definitely no longer a teacher after that. But I did it to him.

36:37 K hit Mr. Sajak at the lunchtime with a blowpipe. Hit him with the blowpipe. It was going down the hall like this. The stick. He had the white hand. Look, it's stuck in the stick. Oh, I was trying. What happened? He wanted to fuck K up?

37:00 Nah, he didn't know. But me was laughing. I almost got K knocked because I was trying. Because he stuttered and he turned around.

37:08 Who did that?

37:13 Oh, no. Me, I was on the floor. Dog, our high school was crazy. Shit, I used to... We had a... Our shit was.

37:21 It wasn't like lean on me, but it wasn't like... Our shit was crazy. Niggas getting arrested.

37:28 Cracks.

37:29 Bigger Simmons. We had crazy shit. Junior high school was a scrap like the outside.

37:36 The rain. The old school looking. Shit was like Ponyboy. You know what's crazy is.

37:44 I told you the story about my school, where every piece of shit went from the Bronx.

37:49 It was the last stop before Rikers Island. There is no.

37:53 If they wrote it in the Board of Education, they must have wrote it to themselves, like, last stop before Rikers Island.

38:02 Not Spofford, Rikers Island. No, no, no, no, no, no. And.

38:10 Boy George went to my school. Every drug dealer that ever lived, Jamaican, everybody. If you was terrible, you went there. And so they brought you from all over the Bronx. This wasn't like, you know, some high schools, it's regional. The area goes there. This high school was your piece of shit?

38:28 Go.

38:29 And man, this shit with niggas just robbing McDonald's. Niggas just drunk kingpin. We had niggas coming to school with fucking convertible Benz's niggas and all that.

38:39 Like, once a year, like a nigga come. My nigga Ronnie. Ronnie had the what? White convertible Mustang or something?

38:47 Convertible, nigga. Like, not no bullshit carbon. Niggas was pulling up. These niggas had... I don't know if y'all... You was too young for this, but... They used to have the Pele, the soda clubs, but with the leather pants to match. When I tell you Billy Blanco and the Cortland niggas was coming with the leather Peles, with the leather sweatpants, this shit was like, man, they make you feel real broke in that school real quick. You up in there, you like, yo, these niggas getting to it. And so you seen all type of niggas was in that school.

39:23 Like it was just, the wild, wild west.

39:25 Colin Powell went to Mars High School.

39:26 Colin Powell, and he gave money there.

39:29 They redid Mars High School, and they always said, yo, Colin Powell gave like a million, two million dollars to him to redo it. So, Colin Powell was from my neighborhood. Luther Vandross from my neighborhood.

39:44 You know from my neighborhood.

39:46 Ashford and Simpson. They from right there. They from Forrest. And I'll never forget.

39:52 Husband and a wife?

39:54 Yeah, they from there. And I'll never forget, I met the lady in Missoni. And I was like, hey. I've been waiting my whole life to tell her. I said, you from my neighborhood, Forrest?

40:07 She was like, oh, no. I live around the corner in the townhouse on Fifth Ave. I don't. I said, okay. Okay. She hit me right quick with the Heisman. She was like, oh, no. We're out in the corner. Fifth Ave. My shit, my townhouse. You know them townhouses.

40:26 Forty million of some wild shit. Them townhouses in that little Madison.

40:30 Avenue and all that.

40:32 She hit me with that shit quick. Like, nah, I'm not from Forrest. I'm from around the corner.

40:37 My shit right around the corner. I mean, the husband had to be from Forrest.

40:41 Nick.

40:43 She was from Forrest. And him. They both, they met together.

40:47 They married.

40:47 How the fuck they both from there? They had to meet somewhere. Just Google it. Look it up. They for the projects.

40:54 But I've been like, you know, you know, you wait forever to meet somebody because you heard they before my time, but they're legends. And, you know, you like, yo, we from the same neighborhood. She was like, I'll tell you who. Luther Vandross. After he died, I sampled his record. And His family was like, we know Joey his whole life.

41:17 I didn't know.

41:18 And it was like, we grew up five blocks from Ho Avenue. I'm like, oh my God. That's when I knew Luther Vandross was like five minutes from me. He's from fucking South Southern Boulevard, Ho Avenue. It was his family said, we know Joey his whole life. We seen him his whole life. That was crazy to me. You know, I grew up with Cheryl from SWV. The lead singer, Sheryl from SWV. I guess, oh, Sheryl's a good girl.

41:47 She from my projects. I always thought the lead singer was Coco.

41:52 Coco. Her real name is Sheryl. I didn't know.

41:56 She know Fat Joey with no shirt on, topless. She know the different Fat Joey. She was in the jacks with me.

42:04 But we got to get Coco here so she can explain to....

42:10 No, no, we'll bring them all. Those are my girls. But I was just telling you who grew up in my projects. She grew up in my projects.

42:18 You know? Saying the choir, all that shit. You know what I'm saying? Why you laughing, man? I'm not saying a damn word, brother. I'm thinking of the song.

42:34 What?

42:35 No, no.

42:37 She took off. They took off before me. And I hadn't seen them for a bunch of years. And then I finally bumped into her in the airport. And she was like, yo, I'm so proud of you.

42:47 I was like, yo, I'm proud. They came out before you? Yeah. SWV.

42:51 If they didn't come out before me, it was around the same time they took off.

42:55 What year SWV came out? They came out at 90. You came out. Came out in 90. I came out in 93. They've been active since 90.

43:06 I came out in 93. They blew before me. They was gone.

43:11 Oh, 92, yeah.

43:12 You telling me I heard that before Flojo?

43:16 Yeah.

43:17 Yes, sir.

43:18 Just Flojo, you got the camouflage on. You thought, you know, yeah, Flojo, you resonated a little bit different, you know? That Flojo, let me tell you something, that shit changed my life, man.

43:30 That Flojo. I had a couple of records that changed my life. The time clock is fucked up. Whose? Mine. Nah, it's around the same time, bro. Same year, year apart. Same shit.

43:42 Can you tell me what I'm thinking in my mind? My mind is my mind. Why you think it's my mind?

43:50 My mind is telling me no. Watch your body.

43:56 My body's telling me yes.

44:01 I figure out what's going on here.

44:04 You know the game. The game is crazy, man, because, you know, you think about people who sound like live, like the record. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, you know, it's very rare you get some R & B singers that you hear them live and they sound just like the record.

44:29 He's one of them. R. Kelly was one of them. When he get there, he sing.

44:34 And I was with him one day, the man, Random hotel, he just grabbed the piano and rocked.

44:40 For like an hour straight. In the lobby?

44:46 Every hit, just going like this, singing the shit out the moon. The whole, if you happen to be staying in a hotel minding your business, you saw a whole free show for like an hour.

44:58 Yes. Yes, I was there.

45:02 I pretty much figured out that I really am the Forrest Gump of hip-hop.

45:08 I've been everywhere. Yo, this ain't that. That ain't this. It's Crackin' Kiss, goddammit. Podcast Wars.