Hot in Theory. Awkward in Bed.

0:00 Welcome to Coffee and Cleavage. Welcome, guys. I am Lenny.

0:04 And I'm Claudia. And you're so far away from you're literally so far. This is like I feel like we're in like two different rooms. I know. Bing and teared here.

0:14 Hey ladies. How are you doing?

0:16unknown Good.

0:16 How are you?

0:17 I'm doing great. I like your uh pants, Claudia.

0:20 Thank you, Dean. They're so cute. They are Gucci sushi pants.

0:24 I've been looking at those for like five minutes, trying to figure out what those were.

0:26 I thought they were marshmallows. Yeah, no, it's little sushis. I got them in uh in Japan. They're so cute. And I I don't think they ever made it to the US. Like I think this is like an actual collaboration that stayed overseas. Because like when you go overseas and like you shop, they'll be like, oh, this is exclusive.

0:42 And then like two months later you see it in stores. This one I I don't think Gucci would normally do this outside of Japan.

0:47 So I kind of thought they were little bunnies at first.

0:50 I thought they were marshmallows. Maybe we want like a s'more. Maybe they are. Maybe I'm just thinking it's sushi because they're from Japan.

0:57 Okay, whatever. Well, speaking of sushi, what are we talking about?

1:05 The sex acts that everyone pretends to like.

1:08 Ooh, that's a lot of nose.

1:10 Yeah.

1:11 What do you pretend to like, Gary?

1:15 I'm not sure. I don't have to look at it.

1:16 What sex acts sounds hotter than it actually is.

1:20 To me, immediately the first fucking thing that comes to my brain is shower sex. I hate shower sex. Shower sex. I hate it. I feel like I'm gonna pass out every time. Is it because the water's so hot? That I'm like, I look like a fucking naked mole rat. It's like the fuck. Like it's just it's not.

1:43 What if it's like a big shower?

1:44 Like my leg, even when it's on the little stoop, like you still it's just it's not, I don't like uh I don't like it. The only thing that's not my favorite. It's easy cleanup.

1:54 It's gotta be like like a like not like 10-15 minutes because you're both like about to pass out and die. I feel like it's almost like all right, it's gotta be a quick one.

2:03 I don't like being out of the water. I get cold. So I'm like, come on, can we get back in the water? Yeah, true. Someone's out of the water.

2:10 Then I and then I get a UTI and it's just like this, I don't, I'm too old. Layer down. Have your way with her. That's hilarious.

2:21 Naked mole rat. Oh my god.

2:23 Literally, I look like yeah. Look like a little dweeb in there. No. That's the first thing that comes to mind. What comes to mind for you? Something that like people hype up that you're like me.

2:33 I think hot tub sex is overrated. That's gross to me. Yeah. That is absolutely extremely. That's like UTI galore. UTI immediately.

2:42 Like, I think it like when you watch porn, certain things get like over sexualized to the hot tubs for sure.

2:48 That's disgusting. Because a hot tub thing about it, it's like sexy. You go on a hot tub where you're like on a date, you take champagne, it's like you're trying to fuck, but it's like it is kind of disgusting how much chemicals are in a hot tub. But I mean, what if you're not doing it in the water in a hot tub?

3:02 Bent over the ledge, I guess. Yeah, I've done that before. Yeah, but not in the water.

3:07 But then that raises the question like, okay, you finish the act, like, should you go in and shower, or do you just get in the hot tub? Because that's also gross.

3:14 Yeah, it's true. That's true.

3:17 Yeah, I don't I don't like the hot tub stuff. What about like choking or stuff like that? Is that something you're into?

3:23 Yeah. Yeah. I like that.

3:25 That's hot. Sometimes I wish it was a little bit longer, though, so I could see the other side for a second.

3:34 That extreme off.

3:35 Wow. I think it'd be hard like one time to almost like that's key. I like that. Yeah.

3:41 Well, isn't it like you choke someone so much where like they're about to and then they're then I'm afraid I'm gonna kill them?

3:50 Do it to me. I don't want to do it to anyone. I'm scared.

3:52 But then you orgasm and then you let go, and it's like before you sound like you're speaking from experience. I mean, not to that extreme, because it's like, how do you time that? I mean, the the girl has to orgasm and you stop choking. That's like auturotic asphyxiation. Asphyxiation, yeah.

4:12 Some people do die from this. Like you have to be very careful.

4:14 Robin Williams.

4:15 Yeah. I would maybe like if I was like dating like a UFC fighter or something, I'd be like, all right, this is but properly knows. Yeah, like you know exactly how to do it, you know how long how long we got before the paramedics meets them. But like a normal person, I don't know if I would allow that.

4:31 What about spanking?

4:32 Oh, yeah, I love spanking. Do you like spanking or do you like being spanked? I like being spanked. I don't like spanking. If someone asked me to spank them, like it'd be fucking weird.

4:42 Like you know, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, no, but like I'll whip you, I'm gonna spank you. Yeah, spanking for a man is weird.

4:49 Yeah.

4:49 That's very strange. Yeah. I mean, I like the idea of spanking, but like I welt up so easily.

4:57 Like, this is not fun.

4:58 Yeah, and then like when I'm shooting content the next day, I'm like, god damn it.

5:03 What about what about like tying up a guy like to the bed?

5:08 I think it's hot. I think it's hot, but I would also like like the intrusive thoughts would win, and I would just want to like tickle him.

5:16 That's like mine. That's like where I you know, like people think that's really hot. I'm like, I fucking cannot stand that shit. Because I'm like that. I'm like, I'm like so vulnerable, and I'm like, oh my god, don't touch me.

5:29 Yeah, see, I wouldn't get like the sillies and I would just want to like tickle, and then like all the sexy would just be.

5:35 Well, I think it's like if you're more submissive, you probably love that where you're getting tied down and like you're like, yeah, do anything. But if you're more dominant, you're like, this is weird. Yeah being tied up for sure, too.

5:48 I think I'm more naturally dominant just as like a person, so it's very hard for me to be submissive. So like I get weirded out in those situations. Like, I don't like that. I don't I don't enjoy that.

6:03 Who's the dominant one in this?

6:04 Yeah, it's just like who's like I don't know, it's weird, or do you have to like decide before?

6:09 You're like, all right, what what role are we playing tonight?

6:12 Like talk about it before. Yeah, and I think that has to happen naturally, but yeah, tying up. I don't know. Do you like being tied up?

6:19 Yeah, really? Tie me up, blindfold me. I I love the thrill of like not knowing, yeah. I think that's awesome. Nice, yeah.

6:26 Yeah, blindfold. I feel like all these things, I feel like the younger you are, like you experiment with these things more. Like I remember when I was like much younger, I was like, all right, blindfolds, bed ties. Now I'm just like too much effort.

6:43 Yeah, it's something you do every once in a while, but not like not a nightly thing.

6:48 What about like ice play? Have you ever done that before? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that I think could be hot. Yeah, but I don't like being cold.

6:54 Yeah, I don't like that would be hot like in a hot tub. Yeah. I feel like that would be the place to do that.

7:00 Yeah. Ice for sure. Have you ever done any of those like electrode? I have not. They scare me.

7:08 Like the high frequency things you zap like your zits with.

7:12 I've seen those. Like you can use that for both things. Yeah. Have you done that before, Girar?

7:16 No. That sounds terrible, honestly.

7:18 It's like a little wand that shoots out electricity.

7:21 I have one, like for my all my old esthetician equipment for zapping, you know. Where would you do that besides your nipples?

7:28 Some you only do it in your nipples, or where else would you do it?

7:31 Like you could do it anywhere, like neck. I mean, I wouldn't want it any like private parts. Like, what if you zap something on accident? Zap it off.

7:42 Sounds dangerous.

7:43 Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I'd do that. Or like they have like those little like roller things. Like it looks like a little like wheelbarrow, and you're supposed to use it on like privarias.

7:52 Like a microneedling one?

7:54 Kinda, but it looks more like an actual like wheelbarrow, and and it's like like almost like a wheel and it's got spikes on it.

8:01 Ooh, fuck that. Yeah. No, thank you. That I don't like.

8:05 Yeah. Or like needle play. No. No, too much. Yeah. Too much. What's the most buddy's ever tried on you? Oh, yeah, needles. Like needles? Like stick needles in your That was like my fucking nightmare.

8:17 Oh my god. Really? Shit. Yeah. You guys are like, you guys are so used to needles where most people hate needles. I mean, maybe not most people, but like, I'm like genuinely I kind of like have a fear of needles.

8:32 Really?

8:32 Like if I have to get like a blood draw or something, I like stress out about it.

8:36 I stress out about blood draws because you're taking something out of me unnaturally. But like getting Botox doesn't bother me.

8:43 Me either. Yeah. It's funny because Gary, you're tatted. So like when people when you tell people you're afraid of needles, they go, What the fuck?

8:49 No, people don't have tattoos. She's just joking.

8:54 I mean, I mean, he has like three tattoos.

8:56 Yeah.

8:57 It's not that much.

8:58 I mean, they're small, so it's not like But it's like, yeah, people are always like, you have tattoos, so it's like, it's like it's not the same at all. No. Oh my god.

9:08 I know because it's just like a controlled needle going in like one place.

9:12 I know so many people with tattoos and they fucking hate needles. Interesting. It's like, how does that work out? But I mean it's not the same, clearly.

9:19 See, like so you wouldn't want a needle and like your nuts.

9:22 No. Oh my if someone pulled out a needle, I would fucking be like, remember remember the uh saw? Do you ever see that one where it was like a pit of needles?

9:30 Yeah.

9:31 Like where they throw the person in. I'm like, oh my god.

9:33 That'd be horrible. Yeah.

9:34 I got like stressed out from that.

9:36 There are people that like lay for like sexual reasons on like those like needle pads. I'm like, I don't see how that's sexually do that for acupuncture too.

9:46 Yeah. Yeah.

9:47 But like doing it like sexually, I can't. Um yeah, no.

9:51 No, thank you.

9:52 What about um car sex?

9:54 I think it's hot and fun. I've done it. It's hot, but it's not like you know, something on the colour.

10:01 Like driving or like sitting somewhere.

10:05 I think it's the it's this the idea of it being so spontaneous. It makes it hot.

10:11 It has to because I mean it has to be spontaneous.

10:13 Yeah.

10:14 Yeah. I mean it depends on the car, right?

10:16 Like, yeah.

10:17 I don't know if my husband and his McLaren's getting any action. Just you sit in there like this, and you know, like you're not really doing anything. However, my car is, you know, it's an SUV, so maybe. Much more rumor.

10:30 Actually, you saw a van that was pretty sick. Yeah.

10:33 Shag and wag van.

10:34 It was like a cargo van.

10:35 That's kind of cool.

10:36 So I come into my uh room.

10:39 I would say I'm down for that, but then I I have to explain to people why my guy has a van. And I it's probably not the one I'm looking up with.

10:47 Yeah, I know. What about beach sex? No, no. No sand, thank you. Nothing with water.

10:54 I think beach sex is almost one of those things that sounds so sexy and hot, but when you get out there, you're just like, unless you have like a huge towel or something, and it's just it seems a little bit.

11:03 Even that, you get sand still every time. Yeah, thank you.

11:06unknown Yeah.

11:07 Do you think that is almost more because people love people like are so into like we might get caught, or people are gonna see us? And so many people love that shit.

11:15 Public sex is a big thing.

11:17 Are you like, are you guys into that? Is that something you're like, oh my god, we're gonna get caught and it makes it really hot, or like public sex, or is that something you guys are into?

11:25 Well, I like being watched, so I the public thing I like, I guess. I think watching and being watched is is very, very sexy.

11:34 So is it like watched by literally anyone? Like if like an old couple that was like 70 was watching you'd be like, fuck yeah.

11:42 I see okay, let me share something personal. So I've been to like lots of different types of events like this, right? Sex parties, whatever. And some of them, most of them that I go to have like a very curated group of people, so it's like it's hot, right? I went to one and there was a guy there walking around.

12:10 His wife was getting a train ran through her, and he was walking around and he either had like Parkinson's or something, like he was like a very shaky old man, and it it was making people like uncomfortable because he was like so shaky and so old that like I think people in the act were like, This is weird.

12:32 So it so to answer your question, like it has to be like a curated group of of people for me to like find it sexy because like I mean, bless him, like it's great that you're going out living your life, but that's not a you know, it doesn't turn me on to you know, when when I'm worried if this guy's gonna fall over, like you know, poor guy, does he need help?

12:49 Like, yeah, is he shaking because he's in distress? Like, I don't know his medical history, obviously. So it has to be like hot people. I mean, I get that.

12:57 Definitely. And like, what is it about them watching you like that?

13:02 You just want to put on a show, you know, like because when you're hot, like you want people to be like, damn, that's hot. Have you been watched before?

13:11 I have not, really. Yeah, damn.

13:14 Yeah, I gotta teach Linny some things.

13:16 See, like for me, I'm like if I saw if I was doing that with a girl and a couple girls were watching, I'd be like, okay, that's hot. But if it was like a bunch of guys, I'd be like, What about if it was a bunch of couples? Honestly, I don't know. I don't know.

13:31 Really?

13:31 Yeah.

13:32 Interesting.

13:34 If it was couples, maybe, but I mean, I don't I don't know.

13:38 No, they're hot couples, not a bunch of people. Yeah, what if it was like hot couples?

13:42 I mean, that would probably be fine, but I just I just think of all like the guys, and I'm like, what are they really looking at? But I'm sure they're looking at the girl and stuff.

13:51 So if they're there with their girls, they're probably looking at you guys. But if they're there by themselves, they're probably looking at you.

13:57 Yeah.

13:59 What about you, Lenny? Like the public sex thing.

14:02 I've never I've never had it before. I've never fucked in public. I like I always thought the idea of it's really hot, though. I think it's super hot.

14:10 But is it like the fact of like you know, you're doing it somewhere where you're not supposed to, and that makes people so turn, like, oh my god, we're gonna get caught.

14:16 Like, yeah, definitely.

14:18 Like, see, I'm like, I don't know. That just stresses me around. I don't know why, like, people are like, oh my god, we're gonna get caught. And it's like, I just think of how fucking awkward it would be. Like, you know, people have sex on planes, and it's like, could you imagine how awkward that'd be?

14:32 Be like, hey, we know what you guys are doing in there.

14:34 No, and then if you do it on a plane, apparently that's like you could get like majorly fined and like banned from the airline.

14:40 It's just it's not like oh, we were doing and everyone's like, oh my god, there everyone's pissed at you, like wow, that's fucking disgusting.

14:48 My husband and I just went to the bathroom together at win just to like go pee. And the guy's knocking on the door, he's like, We know what you're doing, and then we're like, we're literally just peeing. At the win? Like, yeah, like what literally, like nothing funny was going on. Like, we just went in there together because we both had to pee.

15:04 And like the guy's like mean mugging us. I'm like, get your brain out of the gutter, like, just why would you assume somebody's banging just because you can't go in the bathroom with your husband? Like, that's weird. That is screwed. I'm like, you're the pervert, not us. So that was that was very, very strange.

15:21 Yeah. Would you consider yourself more vanilla, or do you sway towards like the more adventurous side?

15:29 I don't think I'm very vanilla.

15:31 No, I think I'm like a hybrid, but I like vanilla.

15:36 Yeah.

15:36 Because vanilla to me is like making love and like taking your time.

15:39 Oh, yeah, I'm all for that too. Absolutely.

15:42 Yeah, it doesn't have to be wild for me.

15:44unknown Yeah.

15:45 Do you guys think that the industry you're in has like opened you up to new things? Because I mean, like at this point, like what's gonna surprise you with people? And like people, what people do and what people do to make money, essentially. So it's I mean, has that changed you?

16:01 I think for me, it's unfortunately like desensitized me to a lot of things, and I hate that.

16:08 Yeah.

16:08 Because a lot of things that like I think used to be sacred to people, they're just doing online to get paid now. And like, I know friends, and I'm sure you know friends too, like when they're having sex for a living on camera, like they stop having sex for enjoyment with themselves, and they're like, Oh, this would be a beautiful scene because we're in Bali.

16:29 So record this. And it's like, yeah, but what about just having an intimate moment with your husband because you're in Bali? Like, why does everything have to be content? Yes, you know, yeah. So I think in the in that regard, like because content creation is relatively new, right? Like within the last really six years since COVID to this level, and it's like it's kind of sad, I think.

16:51 No, one of my friends, she's told me that, you know, because her and her boyfriend would film, and she said it when it starts feeling like a job, you know, he's more concerned about the angles, how he looks, and it's not like they're enjoying the intimacy. And that's each other. That's sad.

17:06 How do you think people deal with that though? Being like, oh hey, we're content creators and this is all we do. And then essentially you're making porn for guys. So I mean That's hard.

17:17 Yeah. I don't know if I could ever like get into it for that reason. Like, how how do you know like when to determine like when we're having sex for us and when we're having sex to make money?

17:27unknown Yeah.

17:27 And it's like, do you desensitize each other? You're like, oh, this is work. Like, imagine like I can't imagine being like, oh, us fucking is work. Like, all right, all right, let's like what did we do last time?

17:36 And it's just like, yeah, it's crazy to me because it's like, how long can you actually last doing that before you're like so glad you and I never crossed that line because like I feel like we give up so much of ourselves to the internet that like holding something that sacred is yeah, I'm glad that we still have that.

17:55 Same, yeah. That's something I would never do. No, no.

17:58 So I I feel for the people that that only do that, because you know. Yep. Okay, let's talk about things that ruin sex instantly. Have you ever had like a bad dirty talker?

18:12 A bad dirty talker. I mean, that could definitely kill the mood for sure. Yeah.

18:19 I can't really think of though. I I haven't either. I'm trying to think if I have. Yeah.

18:24 How would a bad dirty talker like ruin it for you? Would it be like like he doesn't know what he's doing, or would it be like being like too intense with it? Or like, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna spank you right now. Like and just being so like not good at it compared to being like way too intense with it.

18:44 What would you rather have? So both pretty bad.

18:46 But yeah, those are both pretty bad. Um well, there was one time me and my husband were were messing around and he he he didn't mean to say it like this, but just the way that it came out, he goes, mmm, like such nice big, you know, titties on a nice big girl. And like he didn't mean he didn't mean to call me a big girl.

19:12 And I was like, mid-act, and I was like, what the fuck did you just like just call me fat? Yeah, like I'm like, he's like, no, I'm so sorry. Like I didn't mean to call you a big girl. Like when you're in it, like you know, like I'm like, okay, no more dirty talk for you. It's hilarious.

19:31 I think can that like kill your guys' vibe like right away? I was with, I mean, like, I was with this girl one time and I was like, you know, you don't really know what you the boundaries are, and I was like, You're gonna be a little slut for me today, and it was just kind of like she didn't like it.

19:46 I mean, like you could tell it was like, like, how are you calling me a slut? Like in a good way, or like, and you don't really know. It's like, well, I don't really like that, you know. So it's like and it kind of like killed the mood a little bit where it's like, yeah, where it's like Because you know, like I I know you don't talk about it like that, but I mean some girls are just like, I didn't like how you said that, you know?

20:07 And it's like, okay. Maybe some girls don't like being called, like, you know, you're gonna be my little slut, and they're just like, that's degrading.

20:14 For sure. Because even if you're like role-playing online, right? Like, because like when you're working on, you know, these these platforms, like if a guy like uses the the W word, I'm like, I don't like that.

20:24 I don't like that either.

20:25 Like, don't like don't say the C word, don't say the W word.

20:27 No, C word, absolutely not. I don't like it. No cum dumpster either. I don't like that. Yeah.

20:32 What about okay? So like what if what if I call you bitch?

20:35 I also don't like that.

20:36 Like I, me, I feel like it's really disrespectful to say that. Like I would never call like, you're my little bitch today, aren't you? I would feel like, what the fuck if anyone it's like out of left field.

20:47 Yeah, yeah.

20:48 Like, and I've seen guys do that shit, and it's like, dude, that's like really like fucked up. I mean, and I think some guys are just like, well, I'm just saying it, like, you know, not like not like in degrading way.

20:58 It's like but then I feel like you think degrading things about me all the time, and now they're just like coming out during sex, you know what I mean?

21:04 Yeah, yeah.

21:05 Yeah, I don't like that. There's there's certain words that need to stay out of the bedroom. And maybe, I mean, if your girl's into it, by all means and you have consent to do it, then do it.

21:14 But like for me, like well, it's like some girls, I feel like do you think some women almost like being like degraded? Like, like, yeah, fuck me. Like, I'm like a little slut, like a cum dumpster, and it's like, whoa. Like, even if someone said that to me, I'd be like, dude, like it's like that's a that's a lot.

21:30 Yeah, but like a lot to unpack.

21:32 I like have too much respect to do that to you, but I mean, like, I mean, I don't know. Some girls like that shit.

21:38 Some I mean being degraded is a very big sexual, you know, kink for a lot of people, which I'm all for.

21:44 I mean, I'm not kink shaming, but for me, it's what do you guys think people tolerate just because their partner likes it? Oh god.

21:53 Probably that. Yeah. What about like like if your partner partner like loves 69 like that's something like that that's like a tolerable thing for me because I don't love it. I think it's awkward. It's distracting. It's distracting. I it there's things in my face like but you're both being pleasured at the same time.

22:19 I mean I don't like it. I think it's hot.

22:21 I get what you're saying. I'm too greedy like I because it's end up like us. It's just I I don't like it. I don't like it. Like either let me do it or you do it. I don't like yeah we don't both have to do it at the same time. Yeah. There's like no good way to do it. I get what you're saying. One person's always better off than the other person.

22:42 You know it's sometimes hard to focus on coming that way. Exactly.

22:47 Yeah you're like it's just it's just not for me. Let's just both take our time. I just I can't do you think people exaggerate how kinky or adventurous they are to try to like shack up with you. Absolutely yeah I think that's a bad thing. I think people talk more shit than they're actually like capable of doing in the bedroom totally fucking yeah oh yeah like I'm gonna do this, this, this especially guys for sure.

23:15 Especially guys. I don't think women talk like that.

23:17 Well because it's I mean essentially all the pressure's on the guys if you think about it for the most part because it's like oh I'd like fuck you and like oh in her it's like oh really you're gonna like just like okay.

23:27 Okay three second time for three second tongue. I think women are guilty of that when like when we get a little like liquored up and we're like wait till we get home and then we get home and I'm like I just want to go to bed. Yeah. Sorry I mean tomorrow not today. Yeah yeah I think women are bad at that but yeah yeah if you're gonna talk shit you got to back it up.

23:49 Definitely yeah I'm not really a shit talker like that though no yeah because you gotta be able to back it up because it's you gotta back it up yeah you can't leave your your guy hanging like that.

23:59 I mean especially it's like you know if you're talking to someone like and it builds up more and more and you're like sexting it's like you better be able to deliver all sexting because I feel like people talk so much and then you like meet up with them and you're like like where is all that where bring that same energy that's what's hard like though for I feel like guys because it's like you're building this up more and more and the girl's like all right you better you know you better be able to perform and the guy's just like oh fuck like I mean like you know and like you could just finish too fast or like you know and it could just be like all right all that build up for that.

24:33 But do you think porn has done that to us like porn makes us feel like we should all be like superheroes in the bedroom when porn is like the worst especially for guys I swear it's like every guy has to be like I need like an eight inch cock and like and that's what every girl likes and every girl likes anal and it's like and every chick squirts like every time.

24:56 Yeah yeah I think porn has made people think sex is a lot more theatrical than it needs to be when I think personally like just doing the basics is yeah yeah you don't have to do like the most no and I think if you're like trying to overly perform in the bedroom that's also like yeah that either like this isn't a circus act circus you know so many guys are like you guys just haven't been with the right guys.

25:21 Oh waiting for those comments right let me show you not correct I'll give you the best two minutes of your life there's the clip there's the clip there it is for two minutes okay well what sex act has become so normalized that you secretly think everyone is pretending to enjoy it you know what I think it is too porn this not even this isn't even a sex act but when you watch porn women are so dulled up and they're wearing beautiful makeup beautiful hair and beautiful lingerie that guys don't enjoy like having sex with their their partners because they when they're watching porn they see these porn stars that are beautiful and overly done and whatever and then they go home to their wives and the

26:20 wives are cooking and cleaning and taking care of the kids that like their sweatpants and just chilling at home. Yeah like I think that's become so normalized for a lot of men that that's what they have like expect of their partners when I think that's why guys would rather watch porn daily because they want that fantasy right when well do you don't you love this question I'm sure you get this too is you know people think that you just chill around your house and your lingerie almost all the time.

26:45 Every time I do a video call guys are like what are you wearing I'm like are you wearing heels and lingerie right now like and I or they'll ask like do you have hair and makeup on and I'm like what kind of fucking question is that like first of all now I'm not doing a call with you because like what do you like a fucking like that that's so sexist.

27:02 Like it's such a weird question to ask a woman but I mean I get it because like they watch porn and they think we just lounge around in honey birdette all day just waiting. Just waiting just waiting to take dick like that's it's crazy. No guys like when we're home no makeup yeah no hair no out lingerie is not comfortable it I hate wearing lingerie I hate lingerie I too it's so itchy because it's lacy and then the little pearls and stuff no I hate lingerie.

27:36 No I I only wear photo shoots and that's really and then it's off yeah and then it's off like how do you sleep at night like like what do you wear when you go to sleep? I wear a little bralette because I can't not have nothing on. Yeah for implants.

27:49 Yeah yeah and that's it no bottoms just top little bralette some men would be like oh yeah sleeping and how we do nothing sex hair up like little twisty bunks I wanted to wake up but yeah something has a mask on my face yeah I have a bonnet I have a sleep mask I have most of the time I'm wearing like baggy clothes because I have a spray tan that I'm trying to marinate overnight.

28:10 Like it's not like a sexy thing. Yeah no even us guys like this is this is a lot of effort okay well good discussion yeah very ladies and gentlemen the real side the real side of Lenny and Claude oh yeah we will film it sometime we're gonna get laser together oh yeah that's gonna be so we'll have a little sleepover and you guys could see we're seeing how many followers we lose well guys tell us in the comments what do you what do you like what do you not like and what do you pretend to like yes love to hear it yeah thanks for listening so far away