Uncomfortable Choices w/ Amanda Paris

0:00 Welcome to Coffee and Cleavage. Welcome guys. I'm Linny. And I'm Claudia. And today we have a special guest, one of my close friends, Amanda Paris. This is me. I'm like, which camera do I have? This one?

0:14 That's like story of our life.

0:17 What camera? What camera does it? I still can't believe you two finally met today. I know. I know crazy. I've been friends with both of you for the same amount of time for over 10 years. And yeah. So that's crazy.

0:27 It's like we're always like in the same circle. I feel like on social media, like now you feel like you know everybody when like you've never met them before. And like I'll know like the weirdest things about people. I'll be like, so sorry that your dog died three years ago. But like but you can't say anything because then you look like a weirdo.

0:43 But yeah, so it's nice to finally meet you officially. So Amanda, why don't you tell our listeners something about you and what you've been up to?

0:52 All right. Um, something about me. Well, I've been streaming a lot this past year. Play video games online. I am actually really enjoying that. It's it's quite fun. I'm a nerd at heart, so I've been doing that, and then I've been working on some new music that I'm gonna be releasing really soon. I'm very excited about that.

1:12 I have some big stuff in the works, and uh yeah, I think people are gonna be really surprised with my music. What genre? I get this question a lot. I really just make music. It's kind of what speaks to me in that moment because I have some stuff that I'm rapping on, some stuff that's a little more rock vibes.

1:34 I love it. So good. Yeah, let me just heard a little sneak peek.

1:38 Rap. I feel like maybe Amanda could write us like a cool intro or something like that. Sexy intro.

1:45 That'd be so high. That would be. I love it. You know we have to talk about that. That's a good idea. Yeah.

1:49 I like that.

1:51 We have um, so our listeners have shown us that they love sometimes when we play games with our guests. Perfect. I love that. And the game that they love and they keep going back to is Would You Rather? Okay. And I have these are fun. And I have no idea how intense these get. So we have Gary in studio with us.

2:14 So Gary's gonna Hello for there, Gary.

2:16 Sorry, for us.

2:17 How are you? How are you? How are you, Amanda? Have you seen the qu I haven't even looked at the questions, so do you?

2:24 They're good ones.

2:25 I peaked a little bit. Did you? I don't even know what they are. Yeah, I peaked a little. So Amanda, you're you're in for a treat as much as I am. Fire moments.

2:34 Okay, ready? Would you rather be extremely attractive, but nobody takes you seriously, or average looking, but everyone immediately respects you.

2:45 Do I do I go first? I definitely average and everyone so respects me, takes me seriously. Yeah, I feel like I mean being hot's great, but if they just dismissed everything I said, that would get really annoying really fast. And I feel like, you know, you can always make yourself prettier, you know.

3:07 That's true. You know, that's a good answer.

3:09 Surgeries and stuff.

3:12 Make yourself. So easy for girls. I want to be hot. I just want to get surgery. We always have old people.

3:18 I feel like I am average looking and people take me through. Okay.

3:27 What do you mean?

3:30 I'm gonna say the other one because I like when people underestimate you. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

3:36 It's fun being underestimated. It is, yeah. Cause then when you do something that's like not even that impressive, they're like, Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I have a t-shirt that says underestimate me, that'll be fun. And like I love that. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of fun when people think you're an idiot.

3:51 Yeah, exactly.

3:53 Yeah. That's good rage bait because people are gonna be like, you guys are idiots. Right. Oh yeah, they're gonna love that. Oh god, especially on this show, right? You get get ready for it.

4:03 Oh yeah. It's kind of sad though, like that's what fuels social media, though, really, when people just are awful online, and then it actually helps your videos and they do better. I'm like, this is part of the problem, but okay.

4:17 If you were living in your mom's basement at 40, you'd be angry, also, Amanda. Exactly.

4:21 That's her gotten so much worse, too. It's true. I think it's gotten so much worse because people do that, you know. Yeah, it's like make rage bait stuff.

4:30 We don't do that. Not at all.

4:33 That's how you get popular, too. Okay. Would you rather never be able to use a filter again or never be able to get Botox, filler, cosmetic work again?

4:43 Oh, that's an easy one. Right? Like you can keep those filters. Yeah.

4:47 I need a yeah, that was a no-brainer.

4:49 Yeah. I feel like if you have the right work with the Botox and the fillers and the surgery, you shouldn't be using a filter. The point of these things is to be as filter-free as possible.

5:00 Definitely. Yeah. I know we all still like to use them.

5:04 Yeah, but how often do I mean do you guys use filters?

5:08 Honestly, guys, like I'm actually trying not to because it's also like, I don't know how you feel about this, but when I see a girl online and then I meet her in person and I'm like, oh god, I never want to be that girl. I rather people be like, wow, you're actually a lot prettier in person than what the fuck?

5:25 Like, yeah, I'd rather set the bar a little lower.

5:28 Well it's cool because you guys are you guys are definitely all like that. Yeah. I mean, because I know exactly what you're saying. And it's like, wow, you don't look like that online.

5:36 I don't honestly, I hate because some I I will use filter sometimes. And a lot of times what's like, oh, I like the way overall that's making my skin look, or the lighting, but I hate when it changes my face. I'm like, could we just get it to where it doesn't change my nose or my lips, lips, or the shape of my, you know, brows.

5:54 And I don't want all that, but I I do like the color of it sometimes. Or like, oh, it's just making my skin look nice. I want to look like me in great lighting. Yes, right? Yes, yes. I don't I I still want to look like myself, the best version of myself and perfect lighting.

6:10 We were just talking about this earlier, how someone we know that does the body one and it like distorts when they walk up.

6:16 That's so ridiculous. And it's so obvious. I'm like, these girls just not care. Or they'll do like the red carpet picture and they'll edit that. I'm like, you know, the other one gets posted, right? Like, yeah, no, I need my stuff to look consistent. There's been times I've had, you know, I've used an editor and I sent him my photos and he'll like edit them.

6:34 I'm like, okay, this looks great. Love that, but my body doesn't look like that. Yeah. Like sometimes you know you can do a little like a little tuck here and there. Uh, but let's not go too extreme because also I don't look like that.

6:46 Yeah. I would like to, but it's a good thing. Right.

6:48 And then it starts giving me, I'm like, okay, I don't need body dysmorphia. Yeah. I already have enough of that. We don't need dysphoria. Right. We don't need, I'm like, that looks great. Don't look like that. So can we just dial that back a little bit?

6:58 But I'm gonna send this to my surgeon. Right. Right.

7:01 They're like, okay, I just need to remove, you know, all my ribs. And um, yeah.

7:05 They're just protecting our vital organs. We don't need them. Right.

7:09 Who needs those?

7:10 Yeah, who's who need those?

7:11 Okay, ready for the next one?

7:13 Gary's like fucking.

7:15 Yeah, you guys are just going off on tangents. Would you rather have amazing sex with someone you can't stand outside the bedroom or mediocre sex with someone you're completely in love with?

7:26 Oh wow. I mean, nobody wants mediocre sex, but I would 100% go with mediocre sex with somebody I'm in love with. Because I feel like I could build, we could build on that, right? We can work on having better sex because we have a connection, right? Versus someone I can't stand. I don't want you touching me.

7:42 Like what if it's like amazing sex though?

7:45 No, you're not touching me. I feel like I me personally anyway, I need chemistry to have great sex. Like those go hand in hand. So like I'm not having great sex with somebody I can't stand.

7:55 And I could get myself off so good. Right. Like if I don't like you, like I could probably have a breaker for that.

8:01 Exactly. I'm gonna actually come right, first of all.

8:04 Yeah.

8:08 Lenny.

8:09 Well, yeah, I would pick the mediocre one too. Yeah. Because it can get better. Yeah, we can at least work on it. Yeah.

8:15 I know how all the guys in the comments were probably like, yeah. Here we go.

8:20 I could give a No, you're gonna learn how to you're gonna learn how to get me off. We're gonna get there. I'm gonna get mine too. Okay? We're gonna work on it. My time has come.

8:32 Wow, I think a lot of guys would disagree with that, but really disagree with what? Like, I think guys would go the other way.

8:41 They're guys. So Yeah, they're guys.

8:42 All you guys think about is But with someone you can't stand.

8:45 You're like, all right, get the fuck out of here now. Like sex is sex. So they're like, even if I hate you, I'm still I'd rather just sound like a fuck buddy or like a one-night stand where you're like, all right, cool.

8:57 Yeah, but even if I like a fuck buddy, like I still have to like you. You said that I can't stand. Like that would be hard. I don't want you in my energy. I don't want you in my space. Much of that's touching.

9:08 A guy's probably like, well, I'm getting laid on. Maybe I know that that's when like men are from Mars and women are from VNS. Yeah.

9:19 We're not men, so no, we're not.

9:21 Would you rather know exactly how attractive everyone thinks you are on a s on a scale of one to ten or never know what anyone thinks of of your appearance again?

9:33 I would I would rather not. We're online. I already we already get unsolicited opinions, so I think I'm good. I don't I don't need to know.

9:39 Yeah.

9:40 You guys are all hot though. So it's like of course if we're gonna be like 10, 10, 10.

9:45 This is the average girl show. This is where like number fives. Yeah.

9:51 This is where I feel like guys and girls are so different because everyone's gonna look at you guys and be like, oh my god, they're so hot. Like nine, ten, where girls can be so different. Like, I like that guy. He's a 10. And then someone else could be like, yeah, he's not my type, he's a five.

10:06 See, I disagree with you guys. I rather know what everybody thinks of me because, and the only reason I'm gonna say that is how we talked about last time. I've recently I've I've come down, but I recently put on like 15 pounds, okay? Going through all these like hormonal changes, whatever. I I've put on all this weight and I knew I was gaining weight, and I see it, my clothes are not fitting, all this stuff.

10:28 And my husband's not saying anything to me, not even mentioning it. And when I finally asked him, like, if he thought I was getting fat, he's like, You are. And like, I'm like, why did you not tell me? Like, it plays more of a mind game on me to know that everybody knows around me that I'm looking like fucking Porky the pig here.

10:46 Well, I've never thought you look like Porky the pig.

10:49 So but it got like 15 pounds on us. I I feel that I've fluctu I've fluctuated over time, but I'd rather somebody be like, you're yeah, but okay, come on.

11:00 Let's be real, let's be real here. Let's be real.

11:04 Like she like just recently dropped waist. I did, and now I'm back down 11 pounds out of the 15.

11:09 See, I feel like I've dropped, I go up, and then but I feel like when I go up, more people, you know, I know it's my it's my ass. People are like, your ass is on my ass, gets bigger. I have such a great ass. But then when I lose much weight, everyone's like I start getting the oh, you're really skinny, but I'm like, oh, they're just sad.

11:23 My butt disappeared. Just dwindling. But I don't know. I feel like Falcum. Can I say that? Can we swear on this podcast?

11:31 Oh my bust.

11:33 I care what I look like. I feel like we're getting it. Like I'm the one that's judging myself the hardest in the mirror, and that's the person I I really am trying to like, you know, work with here. Yeah. So at the end of the day, yeah. But they're all gonna be like, you're too skinny, you're too big, blah, blah, blah.

11:51 You're always to something.

11:52 You always do something. I say it all the time. You could be the juiciest peach in the fucking world, but somebody doesn't like peaches doesn't like peaches. Yeah, that's it. That's that's all you can do.

12:02 I love peaches. I love peaches too.

12:06 All right. Well, going off weight, this will be a fun next one. Would you rather gain 20 pounds that you could never lose or age 10 years overnight, but keep your exact body?

12:16 Oh shit. I mean, I'm trying to work on my body now, so I well here. Can we pick where the 20 pounds goes?

12:22unknown Yeah.

12:23 Because if I could No, because you'd be like tits and ass.

12:26 Exactly. That's true. Make your waist look extra small. Yeah.

12:30 It just goes into your stomach and legs.

12:34 No.

12:34 You just said 20 pounds, dude.

12:36 But you could never lose or age over. I mean, I've put on 20 pounds over the years, and you just had like my I mean, a lot of it went to my ass, so I don't know.

12:44 My 15-pound weight gained recently was legs. Like I look like a like a dump truck. And like it like fine.

12:54 No, you did yes. I don't see this as well. Nobody agrees with me. You guys are. No, I would tell you. I'm gonna put in my rooms and my butts.

13:05 That's my problem with everyone.

13:07 I'll put some fat like in my hands because I feel like they're really like veiny and a little plumping. I just put fat in my hands. Oh, nice. See? I don't know. I feel like I could disperse this 20 pounds very nicely.

13:17 Because realistically, aren't you guys with what you do trying to always go backwards now with age? I mean, that's what you're trying to do.

13:24 So I'm like, I don't yeah, I'm not trying to 10 years? Or age overnight, 10 years? Could you fix it?

13:31 I mean, I don't know. You guys would be like all pushing 50.

13:36 We're gonna be hot when we're 50.

13:37 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. 10 years would put me at 50. I don't want to fucking be 50. I just turned 40. Absolutely not. I'll take 20 pounds.

13:43 Let's take 20 pounds? I'll take the age because I'm gonna be hot when I'm 50.

13:47 I'm gonna be hot, but I still want to be because I'll definitely get a facelift for sure.

13:51 I'm like waiting for the facelift sooner. Yeah. I'm trying to like be good because I'm like still 37. So I'm like, I think like it's a little young.

14:03 But when I hit 40, I'm like, it's I wanna know, and I've had certain, they're like, you don't need that, not yet. I'm like, but then I'll see 20-year-olds getting facelifts, which is crazy to me. They look great, but then I'm you know, there's only like so much you can do over so many times. Yeah, and I'm like, yeah, that's a thing.

14:20 If we wait in too soon, waiting it out, you had to do it again.

14:23 And like your skin could only do that so many times.

14:26 That's why I've been trying to chill out with threads, you know. I know. I haven't tried the threads because I'm like, I want to facelift one day.

14:32 You also need facelifts. You guys are perfect.

14:34 All right. No, we're average.

14:37 We're average girls who need facelifts. That's the name of the podcast. Average girls who need facelifts.

14:49 Okay.

14:50 People are gonna have fun with this one. Yeah.

14:53 Would you rather have everyone believe a horrible rumor about you that isn't true or have an embarrassing true story about you go viral?

15:00 Ooh. I'm saying embarrassing true story. I'm gonna own it.

15:03 How embarrassing though.

15:05 I don't care. I'm gonna lean into it. I feel like a a lie, a horrible lie that's I feel like it's more to deal with.

15:11 I've had both happen, and they both are fine, so I don't care. How embarrassing was the story.

15:18 Like, well, can I monetize this? Yeah, yeah. How embarrassing was the story?

15:23 It was like a blatant fucking lie. Like it was just so stupid that I I think I we talked about this on another episode, but there was also another lie where there was a basically I was I was on my OF one day and I go in my messages, and somebody says, Hey, by the way, your ass looks really good on the stairmaster at this gym that I go to.

15:46 And I'm like, Okay, that's weird. Like, you know what gym I can do. Creepy, yeah. Like, and it was like, it wasn't like a name, it was like you 287, you know, like so the person, I don't know who this is. So, like, you know who I am, but I don't know who you are. That's already weird. And you know that I work out at this gym, yeah, and you're staring at my ass.

16:02 That's weird. So I was like, okay, this is like really strange. So when I went to the gym the next day, I told the supervisor, I'm like, just so you know, like if there's like a weirdo amongst us, I don't know who it is, but like I show them the message and they're like, Yeah, that is weird. Like, nobody should be saying that.

16:17 And then I get a friend message me, hey, do you know this guy that works out at this gym? And I'm like, no, who is who are you asking about? And she showed me the guy's profile. I'd never seen him before. He's an attorney in town. And I started putting two and two together because he told her that I go to this gym specifically to be able to fuck people behind my husband's back.

16:39 What the fuck?

16:40 That's nice. And spreading this rumor, and I've never even met this guy before. So I go back to the owner and I'm like, now I'm putting two and two together. We gotta get kick this guy out. And he was telling people I'm fucking people in the gym. Like, so anyway, so he got booted because I'm like, you're he's being a creep.

16:57 I just feel like there's so many people that probably say things. I think that about when like you take photos with fans or something, or people out, like even I'm like, I bet I wonder the stories they go back and tell people, like, oh yeah. Yeah, hooked up. I smashed this girl. I'm like, okay. I don't like what are you gonna do?

17:15 So I've I've had terrible.

17:17 That's crazy though.

17:18 Yeah. But like to be he wish, first of all, to be a grown-ass man to be spreading rumors, like you're a pussy. Yeah, like clip that shit because if you're a grown man spreading lies, that's just there's nothing worse.

17:31 I'm like, I don't know why liars lie.

17:32 I think it's more creepy to tell you like you look good in that gym. That's so creepy.

17:37 That's creepy. That's weird.

17:38 Like the fastest way to creep someone out. I would be creeped out if someone said that to me. And I'm like, not you guys, like that's super creepy.

17:47 Yeah, yeah. Really weird. People are being weirdo online, guys. Yeah.

17:51 We are the weirdos, Mr. We are the weirdos, yeah.

17:55 All right. Would you rather accidentally send a nude to your family group chat or accidentally post it to your Instagram story for five minutes?

18:04 Well, if we if it got posted on Instagram, yeah, we're being taken down. So I'm gonna have to go with my family. And if I was posted online, I'm I mean, they both, it's would you rather? That's the game. They both suck. Yeah, they both suck. But if it gets online, your family's probably gonna see it anyway, along with everybody else.

18:20 And you know the shit's getting posted. It's never coming down. It's not gonna be five minutes. Five minutes is a long time.

18:26 Screenshot.

18:27 Parents leak like going everywhere. Yeah, no, we're losing our account, so yeah, and you're getting deleted.

18:34 And it's like, what kind of nude? Like a tasteful, like a tasteful, like pro nude?

18:41 Like, you're literally like, what's that on my butt cheek?

18:44 Or like or like a sexy one you're sending some dude you like, like in the mere like tits, just like No, you know what?

18:52 This actually has happened to me before, but worse. Have you ever guys ever used Snapchat to like record like a sexy video of yourself because you want the filters?

19:00 Yes, yes. So you accidentally tell me.

19:06 And I posted it to my story and I had no idea how to do it.

19:10 Screenshot, screenshot. You're like, oh fuck.

19:12 I'm like, I don't know if I want to tell my story, but a similar thing happened to me, but I did catch it. I think I told, did I tell you about it? I was freaking the fuck out because I was trying to save it, right? But I asked another click. And I was like, you can't stop it. You have to let it post.

19:26 And then you have to delete it. And of course it's a long video, so it splits it into like 10 seconds. Delete, delete, delete, delete, and people are watching it as you're deleting it. That didn't happen. I don't think anyone saw it because I was like on it as soon as it happened, and I'm just like waiting for it to post.

19:40 I'm like, this is absolutely ridiculous. This is a horrible feature. I'm having a fucking heart attack.

19:46 This is happening. But yeah, you don't know how to delete it. That sucks. No, I had no because I don't really use Snapchat outside of just using it for like the times.

19:54 Was it a noob?

19:54 Yeah. Oh, I was doing the most. Yeah, mine was topless. My titties were out, but you know. Oh god.

20:01 Can't you see when people were screen recording? So it's just like over and over and over again, like screenshotting.

20:06 You're just so afraid of it. Yeah, mine didn't, mine didn't happen. I I don't think any of it had no views. Mine was like inside, I was waiting, I was just staring at it. I was like, this is ridiculous.

20:14 I didn't even I don't know because I I did that. I thought I hit save. Wanted to cry. And then I went on OnlyFans to try to send it to the person that bought the custom. And I'm like, it's not in my folder. That's weird. So I'm like, my folder. Oh my god. My soul would leave my body. And then I go on the thing.

20:32 And then I'm like, okay, so it must still be up, right? Yeah. And then I'm like, I'm looking at myself again. I'm like, so where did the video go? And I'm like, so it went like three minutes past, and same thing.

20:43 Like it just yeah, it chops it up the end fucking Lee on each one. Yeah.

20:47 That's so bad. But I mean, imagine like your dad seeing that. Or like your brother, or like your grandma, your aunt, and like holy. Fuck.

20:59 Yeah, but I have family on my Snapchat. Oh, that's crazy. Not only am I giving away you know all that. Free content. Yeah, the family's also getting it for free.

21:08 Well, here, I guess to see what you do for a living.

21:10 So never so now every time I do a video on Snapchat, I'm like, Yeah, so careful.

21:14 Like, let me calmly press this button. Yeah, get Snapchat.

21:18 People are like move on. Yeah, she's going, wow now.

21:21 Screen record. They're very expensive, customers guys. Don't get any idea.

21:27 Whoopsies.

21:29 Next question.

21:30 Would you rather accidentally hear what your friends say about you when you leave the room or what strangers say about you after meeting you?

21:39 I'm gonna say friends. Friends are probably good. That's useful information potentially, you know, or to know who's really your friend. Exactly. Versus strangers like I again. Fuck them. Our jobs. Yeah, our jobs are. We get unsolicited opinions all day long, but to be able to Like hear what your friends say behind closed doors could be very useful.

22:03 Yeah. I want to know if there's eye opening. Mm-hmm. Definitely.

22:08 Do you see?

22:09 Good question.

22:11 Uh little see got. Would you rather have to tell the truth for 24 hours or have everyone else be forced to tell you the truth for 24 hours?

22:20 I mean, I tell the truth anyway, so uh I want to know the truth.

22:23 I got some questions. I want to hear the truth. Yeah. Is Michael Jackson still alive? Huh.

22:28 I actually know that story from an insider that was some best friends with Michael.

22:34 Where is he? I know some shit. Really? See? These are the kinds of questions I would ask.

22:40 Watch if I go missing, guys. Wait, don't say that. I don't want to hear about the shit of a day.

22:46 All right. Would you rather have your partner admit they sometimes fantasize about one of your friends or find out one of your friends secretly fantasized by your partner?

22:56 Oh. Well, for you, I think. Well, it does easier for me. I like when my man does that.

23:02 So would you like both of them?

23:05 Yeah. Can I watch? If you guys are both thinking about it, stit me in the cuck chair. Let's go.

23:14 That's crazy. We all have see, we all have our own things.

23:17 So if you're if one of your friends is like, I really think about your husband, like when I masturbate, sometimes you'd be like, that's fucking hot.

23:24 Yeah. I don't know, sure.

23:28 I didn't know.

23:29 Fuck yeah. Thanks for telling you, not being a fucking weirdo. Like, I'd rather you tell me than like do it and not tell me. Well, what do you think? Winnie.

23:42 I don't know. Damn.

23:44 I don't like I don't like either one. I want to stab you both.

23:46 I think I'd rather my friend tell me than hearing the opposite. No, I would stop being friends with her.

23:56 You probably wouldn't have around my man no more. You're not coming over no more.

24:00 Um I would stop being friends with her. No. Amanda, what's the answer?

24:04 I would go with the friends because I feel like at least that's not my partner crossing a boundary or doing something. And then, like I just said, I'd probably just have my friend like, okay, cool, copy that. Um that must be us when we hang out. Okay. And keep you away from my man. That's fine. Noted.

24:24 Noted. Got you. But um, yeah, I wouldn't like I've had ex-partners have, you know, try to cross boundaries with friends. And I don't I don't like that. I don't like that very much.

24:34 Do you think they were just trying for like a like a threesome maybe?

24:37 I just I get like my friends are hot, obviously. So it's one thing to, you know, look, we have eyes, like that's fine. But then there's just a level of you personally that like respect there, you know, that I just think, oh, that's a little inappropriate what you're doing and the amount you're looking into doing something or wanting to fantasize.

24:56 That's just makes me like, okay, I don't want you around. I'm not bringing you around my friends. Like, that's weird. For me.

25:02 Yeah, so we've got to be a creep.

25:04 Yeah, I'm like, okay, there's levels. Like, I get if you were like, yeah, my friends are gorgeous.

25:09 What if they were saying they fantasize about like you two, like you guys together? Would it still be weird? Like I feel like I fantasize about you guys, like that's weird to me.

25:18 And I weirded out. Like, that's weird to you? Even that's weird to you.

25:23 So if your friend was like, I like think about you guys fucking and it turns me on, you'd be like, that's weird.

25:28 Yeah. Yeah. But it's not weird to me if you think about my man, and I don't think if it's weird that he thinks about you, but it's weird to me if you think about us. Yeah, I am. Guys, we're just girls. We're just girls, just average girls.

25:42 What do you want from us? We're just average. That's right.

25:48 Weirdo. I don't know.

25:49 But at least I admit it. It's fine. I think we're all a little weird, right?

25:54 Would you rather your partner cheat on you with the same sex or opposite sex? I mean, Claudia.

26:02 Yeah, you know, my husband cannot be gay and sorry.

26:07 See, I feel like I would go, I feel like maybe same sex because then I'm not comparing myself to the other woman. Like you can just be like, oh, well, he just sucks. He's gay. Like, yeah.

26:19 Like he's picking, though, like I'm picking a guy over you.

26:24 Um I feel like he was always gay. Yeah. And that makes sense. Versus like if it was another woman, then I'm just gonna compare myself and go down that rabbit hole.

26:36 So it takes that part of it away, which maybe is a little more freeing, but but then would you want to know that maybe he's been like thinking about men every time he bangs you? Like he probably was, because clearly he's gay. Right. That would bother him.

26:47 He's like, that's why he wants to do anal so much.

26:49 Oh god. Yeah, no, I couldn't do the guy thing.

26:53 I think a lot of men are secretly gay. I think a lot of men. I think so, too. I think one of my exes is gay. I think a lot of them.

27:00 Oh, yeah.

27:00 I think he's quantum.

27:02 I think a lot of the guys that are like so angry online, I think they're because they're gay.

27:06 They wish they were guys, they wish they could be us. They hate us. You hate us because you're gay. That's what I think Max was. I'm like, oh, you hate women because you wish you could be one.

27:15 There's no reason there's a man that is not gay that's leaving all this hate on two girls just having a normal conversation. You're gay.

27:23 I'll say that even when I'm streaming what they're like. Must be nice with your your big tits and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, you could get some too if you want. Like you could you could get big titties too.

27:33 Gay or jealous that they can't get women like you?

27:37 Both, but probably. And they can't be us. I think that they can't be us. Yeah. I think that's really it.

27:42 They're like, so they're gay and they want to be you guys?

27:45 Yeah. Yeah.

27:47 They're gay, jealous, and they want to be us. Yeah, yeah. Wow. We're learning a lot today. All right. Would you rather know exactly who is jealous of you or exactly who secretly feels sorry for you?

28:04 Isn't that the same thing though? Like if somebody was like, oh, I feel sorry for you, like they're really just jealous. I think the same person.

28:11 Wouldn't it be better to hear someone that they're jealous of you though?

28:14 Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like that's kind of yeah.

28:17 Like I feel sorry for you.

28:18 Yeah. Sorry for it. It sounds like something someone jealous would say. You know, I'm like, what are you sorry for?

28:24 It does sound like something someone jealous would say for sure. Yeah.

28:27 Like we're doing good over here, right? But we also, I think as women, we're also very intuitive. We know somebody's jealous of us. Like that's very obvious. Yeah. I've never been in a situation where I have a friendship with a woman or a man where I can't pick up on that right away. Yeah. Like you know.

28:41 Oh yeah. I mean, ugh, I feel like I've missed it at times over the past where later on when you put the pieces, you're like, oh wow, that that's what that is.

28:50 But do you feel like that's gotten better for you over time? Like as you've aged?

28:53 Like me being able to pick up on that. Yes. Um yes, for the most part. I feel like there has been instances fairly recently where I've had you know old friends like long-term that I'm like, oh, I didn't really clock that, but is that what maybe some of this is coming from? Um which can be a little shocking, but things, but things come out and you you do see it for what it is.

29:21 You're like, oh, that's what that is. Like, okay. I didn't I didn't realize that was the case. But it's crazy.

29:28 Like you gotta listen to like the little jokes, like the little jokes, yeah.

29:33 Yeah.

29:34 Do you guys actually deal with that a lot though? Being like friends that are jealous of you guys, like you know, I mean, for what you do and you get so much attention. Do you have old friends that are like weird with you now that are almost jealous in a way?

29:47 I think people try to humble me, and I don't need humbling. Like they'll be like, oh, well, that's because of this, that, the other. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nothing's because of this, that, or the other. Like, I am who I am. I've always been who I've been. Like, you I think people try to make me seem like I think I'm bigger than I am when I'm very to myself and very humble, and I I don't talk about like in your circle though?

30:11 No, peep people like maybe like let's say like friends I grew up with, right? Like that I haven't seen in 10 years, they'd be like, oh superstar. And I'm like, I don't act like that, so don't put that on me.

30:22 Yeah, that's you know, like that's that jealousy shit. That's that weird shit.

30:25 Just because you have small town mentality and you decided to stay back home, that doesn't make me a I guess I don't I don't have any of those types of people in my life really.

30:34 But I used to when I hear about like, you know, people back in my hometown, I would randomly hear, like, they say this, but I'm not friends with those people, like I don't talk to those people. But I would hear that stuff like through, you know, an old friend. Like, oh yeah, people always say, like, oh, Amanda thinks she's better than everyone now.

30:49 Or Amanda's this, and I'm like, it's like, where'd you get that from? Because I got out of this shithole. I'm from a small, really toxic, poor town. Like, because I made it out because I'm doing something with the highlight. You're immediately a bad person because you did more. The small towns are the worst.

31:06 Yeah. So I'm just like, okay. The haters be the ones watching, well, the Josephs watching all your videos. I'm sure they're gonna watch this and be like, meh.

31:14 There's such thing as haters. I think they're confused. They're fans, confused fans. Yes. Yes.

31:21 Yep. All right. Would you rather have your chat GPT history projected on a screen or your porn category projected on a screen?

31:30 Easy. Yeah, definitely porn. Yeah, I don't want anyone to see which.

31:34 You guys like boring porn, probably. That's why. You guys are like weird shit. I feel like some people like the weirdest shit and they're like, oh my god.

31:42 Like I feel like that's my chat.

31:44 Well just like, what's your go-to porn category, each of you guys?

31:48unknown What?

31:48 What's your go-to porn category?

31:50 Um hot, like blonde, or like hot milf, or like I like massage porn. I think massage porn is.

31:58 I haven't watched porn in a really long time.

32:01 I don't know. I've watched a lot of porn. But I've always thought like threesome porn's hot. Oh no. But two guys, one girl, two girls, one guy. Not two guys. Not two guys, that's all. No, that is nothing for me. Yeah, two guys, one girl. No. That is not fun. No. No. What about you, Amanda?

32:19 Um I played the fifth. No. I there was a point in my life. Anime.

32:27 You look like you'd be into some like crazy anime shit.

32:30 Yeah. No. I have I've never watched anime porn. Really? I haven't either, actually. Maybe we should try it out. Let's watch it. See what I think.

32:39 I'm trying to figure out what you're asking Chat GPT now.

32:42 I'm sure everybody's going to be able to do that. I think all of us don't like ChatGPT. That's why I worry more about like people are like, oh, like, don't be, it's like, don't be in my photos, my titties in there. It's like, don't look at my chat GPT. Right. Oh man.

32:55 Yeah, I know. I've asked Chat GPT some crazy shit. Let's let's not leak that.

33:00 Yeah, let's just have a lock on that, you know? Yeah. Well, to get into the app, lock it. You can't lock it?

33:08 I thought you could lock apps now. Could you? Really? And like put a password on them.

33:12 My like assigned FBI agent's probably like, what the fuck? Right? That was crazy. And this porn. Bury a body or what? For an average girl, this is crazy.

33:24 Uh last one. Would you rather have your partner find out the one thing you've never told them, or find out the one thing they've never told you?

33:32 Ooh. The one thing they've never told me. Yeah.

33:35 Yeah. Again, useful information. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. I want to know. I want to know. Oh, well, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Think we're all in agreement on that. Well, good questions. Those are good. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. It was fun.

33:51 Any final fire?

33:52 I mean, that was the last one. That was. Okay. Yeah. Those were some good ones though.

33:55 Well, now I want to know Amanda's chat GPT. Yeah. Right.

34:01 I think I want to know yours too. Right?

34:03 No, mine's usually about like poop or like.

34:05 I know it's like everyone thinks it's going to be like sexy. It's like, no, it's weird shit.

34:08 It's just like what's this infection like?

34:13 Like it's just it's usually things like that. Yeah. Yeah. Why is there hair coming up on like my left nipple?

34:20 It's just like very personal weird shit. They're like, yeah, no, we don't need to talk about that. We don't need to talk about that. Yeah.

34:26 It's everyone's chat GPT history, though.

34:28 I feel like we're gonna share this one day. Yeah. I'm gonna go through yours, Lenny, and you'll go through my fun episode.

34:36 I won't be like resting that episode.

34:39 Well, thanks for joining us, Amanda. Nice to keep you another. Yeah. Cheers. Cheers.