I'd Look at Martha's Nudes

0:00 Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous, welcome back to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I love that we are taking it on back to bravo, bravo, fucking bravo, favorite Real Housewives city and why. Now, I felt like this was an important one to touch on because we are being.

0:28 Just handed on a silver platter. All the housewives in the world right now. Potomac is coming up. New York is airing.

0:36 Salt Lake.

0:37 We're about to be in the fourth episode or maybe fifth by the time this comes out.

0:42 And then OC, we've got the reunion. I can't wait.

0:44 I can't wait either. Salt Lake is really good.

0:46 Salt Lake is crushing.

0:47 Salt Lake.

0:49 Salt Lake's my favorite right now.

0:51 I can't get enough of it. It feels so authentic and real. I feel like I'm a fly on the wall. It does not feel heavily produced. Just this season for me, though.

1:01 What is? This season of Salt Lake.

1:03 It's my favorite this time from what I've seen. And last year, it was Orange County. And then my other favorite one was New York before it got.

1:17 Rebooted?

1:17 Mm-hmm.

1:18 I don't know, though.

1:19 They.

1:20 Carol has me kind of really digging everything.

1:24 Her sitting in that car waiting for the trash, or not, the street cleaner.

1:28 Greatest.

1:28 And they back out.

1:30 And then the guy, this little tiny, like, Fiat motherfucker tries to take the parking spot.

1:34 She's like, now Bill's honking her horn.

1:36 She's backing into him.

1:38 And then she takes her, like, it's like this old school Jeep, and the ceiling is falling, so she, like, it's falling into her friend, who's, like, a very tall, beautiful woman, and.

1:48 She has a staple gun. She like grabs her staple gun and is like.

1:51 I'm like, this has got me.

1:55 I'm into it.

1:55 She's the best.

1:56 I'm so here for it.

1:57 What is this in?

1:59 Real Housewives of New York. They brought Carol back.

2:02 Okay.

2:02 Who was, um, who was married to JFK Jr.

2:08 's cousin.

2:08 That's very New York. I feel like just like a staple gun in the car. Things are falling. It's just like, we'll just fix on the go.

2:14 She's like, I, it's my, it's her office.

2:18 She spends two days a week in it for X amount of hours and makes her phone calls because she turned her kitchen that was once her office.

2:27 Back into her kitchen.

2:29 She just got rid of a full kitchen.

2:31 She's like, fuck the kitchen, put the office.

2:33 And then she turned it back into a kitchen.

2:35 Because she likes her lattes. Yeah, she turned it back because she needed a place to make her lattes. Anyway, and it's this big, Easton. I swear to God, it's as big as this round table.

2:44 Is she married? No. Does she want to be? He was the love of her life.

2:48 He passed away of cancer. So heartbreaking.

2:54 No, that just made me feel very.

2:56 But because Love Story came out about JFK Jr.

3:00 And Carolyn Bessette. Love Story comes out.

3:04 So she's in her office, aka her car, and her book editor calls her and she's like, you know, aren't you just so thrilled about what's happening? I mean, this could not have happened at a better time. This book making the bestseller list again. She's like, what are you talking about? She's like, I emailed you about it. Your book is on the New York Times bestseller list again.

3:24 She's like, I had no idea because it wasn't an office date. She's not in the office checking emails.

3:30 I fucking love her.

3:31 20 years ago, didn't she?

3:32 Yeah.

3:33 Now it's back on top.

3:35 Yeah, because people were watching the show and it was like, well, the dog, but also Love Story is the scripted series.

3:41 The G.H. loves it.

3:43 So let's watch.

3:44 Don't even get me started on the fact that Martha Stewart appears on Roni this.

3:49 Year Martha Stewart looking better than ever oh my god did you see her post a few weeks ago.

3:57 And the caption is just a selfie and it goes thinking about releasing.

4:01 My nudes.

4:04 So good. She went to prison, right?

4:06 Yeah.

4:07 She's like best friends with Snoop Dogg. She's so cool.

4:09 No, I know.

4:10 They got stoned as could be together on her cooking show. Yes, Martha!

4:14 Look at that bad bitch.

4:16 I'm not kidding you. I'd look at her nudes.

4:18 And she's like in her makeup artist house who's a cast member on Roni and she's like looking around and she's like, we have to change this. And this doesn't go with anything. And oh my God, is that a store-bought pie? Cuts to the interview and the girl's like, I can't believe I forgot to... To hide the store-bought pie.

4:34 I'm like, you don't have store-bought around Martha. She quite literally made an empire off of nothing store-bought.

4:42 She bought that lot next door to her for something, but I can't remember what it was.

4:47 Martha did?

4:47 Yeah.

4:48 Probably for her vineyard.

4:51 Martha's vineyard.

4:52 Whole new meaning.

4:53 Um, I would say for me, my most favorite housewife city is Salt Lake in the now, but overall.

5:03 New York.

5:06 Yeah.

5:06 Unhinged, unproducible, because it was just so fucking real and authentic.

5:13 The old school or the new?

5:14 Oh, yeah.

5:15 Give me Scary Island.

5:17 Give me Bethany in that shitty apartment hawking mini muffins on the pier.

5:21 But they're starting one. Are they starting a new franchise on a different network?

5:26 Well, they're taking the OG cast and it's like the golden life on E. And it has like Kelly, Ben Simone, Luann, Sonia, Ramona.

5:34 It could be really good.

5:35 I'm watching it. Are you joking? I'm all in. I am all freaking in.

5:38 You're telling me that I get to see Countess Luann in her little fucking fedora on the reg?

5:45 Yes.

5:46 Perfect.

5:46 One time her fedora went missing and she made a wanted poster for her hat.

5:51 Did she get it back?

5:53 I think she did. Yeah, I think someone found it. This person said Orange County, the OGs of the housewives. I rock with the housewives even if it's not a great season.

6:04 I'm still watching. I like Potomac. I've only seen a couple, but I don't dislike it.

6:09 Old school Potomac.

6:11 I love when a city gets so far where you're like, oh my God, I can now go do a rewatch. Like Salt Lake, season seven is what's airing now. You can finally go back and do a rewatch. You can't rewatch when they're on like season three or four.

6:24 No, I might have to go back and watch. And then there's the Jersey.

6:27 Yeah, well, this person said New Jersey, no matter who was on it, the drama was all top tier.

6:33 Is that around anymore?

6:35 Yeah, I think that they're filming or have filmed already. They centered the cast around Teresa.

6:42 Which Teresa's going through it.

6:44 Yeah, she is. Dolores and Melissa Gorga.

6:50 Oh.

6:50 Got rid of everyone else.

6:51 See, I did not rock with it last season.

6:55 I didn't feel like they had found their.

6:56 After, and I'm going to... Teresa and Melissa. Mm-hmm. Like, after when they started, like, really beefing, that's when I stopped. Like, I didn't really love the show.

7:07 Well, they couldn't even film together.

7:08 That's when, yeah.

7:08 Yeah, but remember when they went to that, like, it wasn't a mountain house.

7:13 There's good episodes in it.

7:14 But when the Joes went at it, and then Joe had sprayed on his hair, and Joe Giudice is.

7:19 Like, what the shit is this black all over me? Not black all over me. Where'd this come from? And it's from Joe Gorgas.

7:25 Hairline? Oh, no. Just let it go.

7:29 It's so good.

7:30 Spray paint.

7:31 I spray paint here and there. Actually, just when I go get a line up, they go, do you want spray? I'm like, give it to me. Why not?

7:37 I'll take a hairline for a day.

7:38 Give me a hairline for a day. Fuck it.

7:41 New York, watching those unhinged OG ladies is my happy place.

7:45 Easton, have you ever seen Scary Island? The episode Scary Island?

7:48 We've got to watch it. I'll watch it with you. That's what we're doing. Even the producers in here are like, Easton. It's so funny.

7:57 Sonia Morgan is like we've all got to stop because she's crazy and now we're all picking on her and she's just sitting there the girl eating Kelly Benson eating gummy bears like she's crazy and she's not even staring no that.

8:10 Is crazy just gummy bears staring if somebody was like that person's crazy I'd be like I believe you I.

8:15 Feel like you're gonna like kill me in the middle of the night so good we.

8:19 Have to watch the greatest.

8:21 Um Salt Lake because they are fucking crazy there's nothing can I tell you I think it's kind of sad.

8:28 It is very sad. I don't feel like they're crazy.

8:31 I don't feel like they're crazy either.

8:32 Yes, they are.

8:34 Season two, three, four.

8:35 I'm saying this season.

8:37 Meredith's laugh is a.

8:39 Storyline in itself. I love her voice.

8:41 I love how she's like, well, that's not happening.

8:47 So am I. She did a tour and it was sold out.

8:51 Of course.

8:51 I mean, Lauren could do a DJ set right now and probably tour and it would be sold out.

8:56 I actually have to disagree. No, I don't think so. I think that would be a hard sell.

9:03 I'm just going to tell you right now, they're not going for her DJ set.

9:07 No, they're going to see her. She's an icon. These women are iconic.

9:11 She's like, what can I put in front of me that makes it seem like we're doing something, but just for.

9:16 Everyone to be here for me. If you're hating on Meredith, I'm about to put you in a headlock.

9:20 I love Meredith.

9:22 Well, that's not happening. I love everything about her. She's so fucking funny.

9:27 I think this season is going to be really good. Sad, but good. Marriage is falling apart.

9:33 Love to see it.

9:36 Love to see it miami bring them back again those girls are as spicy as it gets i'm still so confused by the putting miami on hold i love i love miami there was not one thing about it that i didn't love no it was why is it on hold i don't know they were trying i don't know do you think.

9:53 It's because maybe because they are so wild?

9:57 I had heard that it was because there was a lawsuit with Todd, but Todd and Alexia are like fully back together.

10:05 Which that blows my mind.

10:07 Mind blowing. Which when they pick up cameras, that will turn left again.

10:11 Real Housewives of Salt Lake because the one-liners crack me up. I can't wait to see Heather in her confessional when she goes.

10:17 It's St. Patrick's Day. I had no idea. She's in like the beard and the glasses and the hat.

10:22 I watched that one last night.

10:24 Was it funny?

10:25 It was hysterical.

10:26 Was it?

10:26 Yeah.

10:27 Were they in Salt Lake or did they travel somewhere?

10:29 They went to San Francisco. Rented a trolley car.

10:34 Oh my God.

10:35 I saw the people doing that.

10:38 Can I tell you who is so beautiful is Angie Kaye.

10:42 And she looks even better, if that's possible, this season.

10:45 She keeps getting hotter. Her skin is like butter. Every time they cut to her confessionals, I'm.

10:51 Like, she's stunning.

10:53 She's getting a divorce, right? She should hit me up.

10:55 She's 52. And how do her lips always look so glassy? They look so soft all the time.

11:00 And she talks about her marriage.

11:02 She does in this episode.

11:03 And it's not good. She's open.

11:05 For the last two years, it hasn't been good.

11:18 Oh, see, the friendships felt so real for so long. Well, because they were the first.

11:25 So there was no... Everyone was still trying to figure out their footing. Do you remember? It was like basically done on a camcorder. Like home videos.

11:32 Yeah.

11:33 And I love the fact that Vicky gave her daughter a.

11:36 If you did this to me, I'd be like, that just sounds like a fucking burden. She's like, I got you a new car and you get to make the payments every month. It's like, that's not a gift. She rolls up a brand new Mercedes with a big bow and brings out Brianna. And it's like, I got you a new car. And Brianna's sitting in the driver's seat.

11:56 And you get to make the payments.

11:59 I think she was teasing.

12:01 I don't.

12:03 Have you met Vicky?

12:03 There's nothing she loves more than a woman who like, Stands on her own two feet.

12:08 All she wants to do is hawk insurance left and right.

12:11 How old is she? The daughter who got the car.

12:14 Well, now she's older, but I think she was maybe 16, 17 at the time.

12:17 That's good.

12:18 Here's the thing. You got a job. I'm just seeing from her.

12:22 By the way, the down payment had to be nice.

12:24 There it is.

12:24 The down payment is probably, you know, 15 to 20 grand. And it's probably, she probably wasn't like.

12:29 She probably leased it.

12:30 Yes.

12:31 And she probably did the lease around something her daughter could afford. And now it's like, okay, you're 16. I bought you a car, but now we're going to teach you payments and being an adult.

12:42 Yeah.

12:43 Can I tell you?

12:44 I'd take it.

12:45 On the Ultimate Girls trip, when they're all in the room in pajamas looking sexy, and Kyle's doing the splits, and Portia's showing them how to twerk, and everyone's.

12:54 Dancing, and they're like, Vicky, join. And she's not having it, so they're like, Vicky, insurance. I'm getting a policy through you. I was trying to turn her on by talking about insurance.

13:05 Did she start doing it?

13:06 I fucking cackled. Oh, yeah, she started gyrating.

13:09 Wow.

13:10 Just sat there.

13:10 Oh, Vicky.

13:12 Oh, we have a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle and Erica, but missing Rinna.

13:18 I love Rinna.

13:20 Well, you said she's killing the game.

13:22 She's crushing it. She's never coming back. Why would you?

13:27 She doesn't need to.

13:28 No, not even a little bit. Oh, Rhode Island. Best rookie season, in my opinion.

13:34 Ooh, best rookie season. I haven't seen Rhode Island, but I'd have to.

13:37 I agree. It was really good.

13:39 It was like a really good first.

13:40 For a brand new city.

13:41 Yeah.

13:42 They really held their own.

13:44 Like, you know, because you always say you have to let them get their feet under them and start to see. Did it feel like that for them, or did they have that on them?

13:50 No, it felt like they just.

13:53 We.

13:54 Were in it. I didn't feel like anyone had watched housewives over and over again. And they were just like monkey see monkey do. I felt like they were really living their authentic lives. And like, even with salt Lake, when that first came out the first season, I was like, okay, we have some people who have watched some housewives.

14:12 We have people who like, it's, it's feeling a little produced, but that's okay.

14:16 Like we'll get it. We'll they'll figure it out.

14:18 Yeah, Rhode Island doesn't need to figure anything out. They just need to do what they're doing. Salt Lake never misses from season one until now.

14:27 See?

14:28 People loved, even Claudia, Janet's mom, is like, Salt Lake is my favorite one.

14:34 People go crazy even from the first season.

14:38 But you really can't beat the feds looking for a cast member live.

14:42 That shit is crazy.

14:43 Even in the first season, her making all this money, she's in the Wells Fargo and it's like.

14:48 What do you do?

14:50 The whole time. My whole first season was, what do you do? Because I know your husband that coaches for the University of Utah.

14:57 She claimed she was responsible for algorithms. I was like, really?

15:01 I thought Instagram was responsible for my algorithm.

15:04 Algorithms are responsible for what the website is getting. So are you visiting? Are you the algorithm?

15:10 Are you the one.

15:10 Listening to me?

15:11 Because why did I just talk about cookingware and now cookingware.

15:14 Is showing up on my phone?

15:15 So true.

15:16 So you're the listener.

15:18 Yeah.

15:19 Salt Lake, because they show a lot of different religions. Atlanta, I love the Reeds and Candy specifically.

15:25 Aww.

15:27 I love seeing Candy, her kid, on Next Gen.

15:32 So good. You love Next Gen.

15:34 I fuck with Next Gen hard. It is so good.

15:38 Is it?

15:38 I haven't watched it.

15:39 I just love watching a group of people in their 20s hustling and grinding and having sex with each other and like the stakes are super low.

15:51 No one's married. No one has children. It's just like fun.

15:55 Yeah.

15:56 You know, them being hung over and going to the bodega and fucking heels and fur.

16:01 It's like, Oh my God.

16:01 It's like real life sex in the city. Except more unhinged.

16:06 My favorite.

16:07 What it's like is gossip girl.

16:09 How many seasons?

16:10 They only have two. Brooke Shields' daughter is on it this season.

16:13 Oh, Brooke Shields' daughter?

16:14 Yeah.

16:15 So Brooke Shields makes appearances because Rowan, the daughter, lives with them.

16:20 Her parents.

16:21 Like, she pops in.

16:22 Why do I have to start watching? Dame Dash's daughter is on there. Is it Damon or Dame?

16:27 Dame.

16:27 Dame Dash, right?

16:28 Dame Dash.

16:30 And he tells his daughter that you can't just kiss anyone because most people have herpes. So she's, like, freaking out that... She kissed someone with herpes. I'm like, the thing I love about this generation is they're not all out just like having sex.

16:43 Like they think it's a big deal to kiss somebody.

16:45 No, isn't this the lowest like childbirth for like kids?

16:50 I'm pretty sure right now, like no one's having kids. No one's doing anything.

16:54 I'm not sure.

16:55 Drinking is down. The birth rates are, look it up. Somebody look it up.

16:59 Jersey always rooting for Teresa and Joe to have a good relationship.

17:04 I don't know if I root for that all the time.

17:07 Teresa and her brother Joe?

17:09 Oh, yes. I thought we were talking about... Juicy Joe? Yeah.

17:15 I want them to have a good relationship. The fact that Teresa can even talk to him. If I was with someone and I went to prison over it, I'd be like, you're fucking dead to me.

17:25 Birth rates are down since 2007?

17:26 Birth rates are down 24% since 2007.

17:27 Wow.

17:27 Wow.

17:28 Wow.

17:33 Drinking and birth rate.

17:35 I think it's because of the drinking.

17:36 You guys.

17:37 100%.

17:37 There's a winery up north that has been in business over 100 years and they had to file chapter 11.

17:45 Or something because.

17:48 Bankruptcy.

17:49 Yeah, because their sales are down.

17:50 Where did you consume your news? I didn't know this.

17:53 Did you not know Budweiser and Bud Light had to dump over 2 billion gallons of beer because no one's buying beer?

18:00 Where did they dump it?

18:02 I mean, probably in back of their fields, maybe, for barley. I don't know. But they had to get rid of.

18:09 Two billion gallons of— It comes on my news feed.

18:11 And let me see.

18:12 Okay, I like it.

18:25 Dallas loved Brandy and Stephanie's friendship. I liked Dallas, too, until the girl with the black.

18:29 Hair got weird.

18:30 I never watched that one.

18:32 It's good.

18:33 The final season was not great. Beverly Hills, my first intro to the World of Housewives franchise. I miss LVP and Rinna, though.

18:42 Who doesn't? I think they're filming right now.

18:45 Real Housewives of Melbourne, you're an insignificant ass hair.

18:52 Wait, what? About ass hair? Yeah, expired beer. They had to dump it. Expired beer.

18:59 That's so, you're an insignificant ass hair. If someone said that to me, I would.

19:03 Be like, that was really good. Because what is the point?

19:08 Of an ass hair?

19:09 Yes.

19:09 Really though, I get booger hairs, but like, why do I have butt hair?

19:13 Oh, like nose hairs?

19:15 Gross.

19:15 Yeah.

19:16 Atlanta, regardless of the mess they're in, they are each other's best cheerleaders. I love seeing them hype each other up. Atlanta, Portion, Phaedra, freaking frat. I love when they wore those sweatpants and they were like shaking their booties. Portia is so fun. I could watch her do anything. She's such a light spirit.

19:34 Beautiful, too.

19:35 Well, that part.

19:37 She's stunning. Yeah.

19:38 I had someone ask me the other day, like, whose body would you want?

19:42 And I was like, porsche's porsche is hers real i don't think so she claims it's she claims it's cornbread that's what she said in an interview i was like no.

19:52 That was her surgeon's last name cornbread.

19:56 I'm like hey whatever whatever it was.

19:58 You look amazing it's.

20:00 Working fantastic miami new jersey and atlanta the fights are next level You can't do that crazy shit anymore, though.

20:08 No.

20:08 You can't turn over tables.

20:09 You flip a table, you throw a drink.

20:11 Lawsuit.

20:11 And you get a phone call, and you're most likely being let go. OC and BH, they're consistent and iconic. Bethany always stood on business and still does. My hot take, though, Bethany is better with an ensemble cast because she is most interesting when she is commenting on other people's lives.

20:36 I think so, too.

20:37 I'm not saying she's not interesting. I'm just saying, like, she's got it all together, and watching her do commentary for other people's lives is absolutely hysterical to me. Um, this person says Miami forever.

20:51 I love the culture. Hashtag bring it back. I fully agree.

20:54 That's what I loved about it. The culture of it all.

20:57 And finally, we have someone who wrote in saying Potomac because Giselle is TV gold.

21:04 Yeah.

21:04 Word on the street is I am the word on the street.

21:07 So good.

21:08 Is that what she says? Yes.

21:09 She's so pretty and hot and so fun. And I love that the grand dame is making an appearance.

21:14 No, just an appearance.

21:17 I don't know to what capacity she will be in the mix, but we know that she has aborted mission on Ray.

21:24 She's divorcing?

21:27 They're living separately, and we know that she says she has street cred now.

21:33 It airs October 12th.

21:34 Because prison?

21:36 Yeah.

21:36 Oh, she does get that cred.

21:39 Blue eyes.

21:40 Allegedly, right?

21:41 Allegedly blue eyes, who was her driver. We'll see if anyone with blue eyes appears.

21:46 Ooh. I know.

21:48 We're all going to know. Or he might put brown contacts in.

21:51 I was going to say.

21:52 That's so easy to spot. Contacts are so... I can spot your contacts.

21:57 I know, right?

21:58 And yours are clear.

21:59 Thank you guys for listening to another bonus episode of Untraditionally La La.

22:03 We will catch you again next week.

22:05 Love you.

22:05 Bye.

22:06 Bye.

22:06 Bye.