LU-ANN & ORDER! | RHUGT Recap with Dustin Ross

Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well.

Hey, Raindrops.

The Monday Night Live crew is headed to New York City. We have a live show on Sunday, September 20th, at the City Winery in New York City.

That's right.

Come see me, Carlos King, blue-centric Claudia Jordan, and Dustin Ross. live on stage in New York City, Sunday, September 20th, City Winery.

Get your tickets at KingdomRaintInt.com. I mean, Dustin, you look nice today. You're wearing purple. I have a white. Does that make you Prince?

Mm-hmm. That's right. So let's get on my motorcycle.

Yes, that's exactly who you are. I think we need to ride the bike like they did in Purple Rain. Maybe we should do that for Halloween. you should be printing Apollonio on the bike. Shake this shit all the way up like Kyle did with her white party. I love the fact that you're dressed on theme, Carlos. I'm wearing white.

Because of Kyle.

Yes, yes, absolutely.

And wasn't she holding court, talking about, you know, as the longest consecutive running housewife of all time, and being that this is the Real Housewives 20th, I gotta bring it.

I was like, you better pop your shit, Kyle Richards. You better pop your shit, as you should.

Even though you only are that because Candy let you be it. But still, popular shit nonetheless.

What about Tamra Judge? Because it's really Tamra Judge.

Too, because... Wait, does it?

No. Okay. We have to figure out how we're going to base this, because... Okay. Kyle is season one, consecutively.

Candy....

Oh, I'm lying.

I got this wrong. Candy started season two. Tamara started season three.

But because Tamara was fired for two seasons.

She is no longer in the conversation. See how that works?

Shout out to Crystal from the read and Crystal's couch. Words mean things. OK, that is her. That is one of her catchphrases over there. And words mean things. And the title that we are identifying Is the longest running consecutive housewife.

Right. And that's it.

It was candy and it was still being candy, but it is no longer candy because she quit. So Kyle Richards is now the longest running consecutive housewife.

Queen B. And the B stands for boss.

Not Beverly Hills?

No.

Because this goes across franchises. This is about being the longest running consecutive real housewife.

Period. And you can't take that title away from her because she is it.

She's it.

Listen, everybody who knows me knows that of all of the housewives, and disclaimer, the ones.

I never work with, okay? Because I forget if I say anything, Dustin.

You know how they're going to do you.

The housewives of Atlanta would stop liking my pictures like they've done since Mother and I Live started.

So, but that's not... Oh, right, Carlos. We don't give a shit. We love all... I'm like you. I love most of the housewives. You know what I'm saying? And so... Just like you, Los. But, you know, I love local housewives.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Here's the deal. Ka Richards is my favorite housewife. Again, disclaimer, that I never work with. So she is just like that girl to me.

I agree. The face of Beverly Hills.

People can die on the heel of Lisa Vanderpump, and we understand the death, right? But it's Kyle Richards. Been here, been that, still that.

And it is what it is.

You don't have to like her or love her to give her props for staying and being the literal face of Beverly Hills.

So shout out to Kyle.

And I will go on record saying that I believe she's the favorite housewife of everybody involved with the entire franchise.

Something is working.

Something in her formula is working and the proof is the fact that she's never gone away. So something she's doing is working. And you should acknowledge that as a person who loves the Housewives, respects the Housewives world. It would behoove a fan and a viewer to acknowledge that when you're giving commentary or offering an opinion on the show, acknowledge, give props where they're due.

Kyle Richards is Beverly Hills, flat out. Yes.

Yes.

And one of the things that I have heard, as we recap episode three of Ultimate Girls Trip Raindrops, one thing I have heard from my industry friends.

Is Kyle Richards is nice.

Yeah, it seems like it.

And easy to work with. And she... And she gives.

Listen, the only time that things got a little dicey was when she started to have.

The Morgan of it all.

Yeah, it was the only time that they felt like, okay, we're not getting as much. But up until that point, she gave everything to the show.

She's super nice to work with. She doesn't argue with the producers.

She's sort of like, And she's what I think people are not realizing about Giselle Kobe Bryant, which I can't wait to get into this episode.

Kyle will do whatever it takes for the show to work.

Yeah. You got to respect it.

Yeah.

So, Kyle Richards had her infamous wife party.

You know you are that bitch. Kelly Potter, I love you down to the ground. We will get to you later. Tonight. Mother not alive.

Look.

You know you are that bitch when you can have a party in your backyard.

Dustin!

On that scale. That was full scale. A full scale activation. A full scale production. It was gorgeous. Everything, not an expensive spare. Only thing. And this is a me thing, right? This is just like a, you know, we all have a preference, right? I would have covered that whole lawn. To me, if it's a white party, the whole lawn, the whole party should be It should feel white. And if she would have just covered the lawn with some beautiful flooring, whatever. But again, my new detail, just something I would have done differently. There was nothing bad, wrong or poorly executed with the event production for her party.

That party was absolutely gorgeous.

It was beautiful.

And Portia had me dying. Talk about we going to Kyle's white party. Well, I don't mean it's a lot of white people, but she said. Welcome to family hill.

Hollering, hollering.

Man, she's so funny on this show, Carlos. Portia is incredible. Perfect choice. Perfect.

You know, listen, I can go on about Portia.

What I will say is she is the breath of fresh air.

She's just somebody that has this youthfulness.

She's funny.

She just gets it.

And based on what we saw this entire season of Atlanta Housewives season 17, what's interesting is it's a much lighter Portia.

Yeah. Yeah. Which probably was better for her too.

She probably had a much more enjoyable experience. I know she said that she had a good time filming season 17, but we saw her unhappy on season 17. Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip just feels very light and fun for her.

And I know that's got to be a good experience, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

It's the reason why we talked about last week when it came to Lisa Barlow.

Mm-hmm.

Still in the same way.

So all of the, not all, but a lot of the legacy Beverly Hills housewives came.

Eileen Davidson was there.

Yeah.

We had Camille.

Grammer in her one shoulder dress that Kyle shaded to her face.

Kyle. Huh.

There he is.

Now, Portia, the president, um.

woman that sometimes has a blonde moment.

Yeah.

Kyle's blonde moment.

Was talking about her season one cutout cardboard photo that they showed us in the first episode. She tells Camille about it and she's like, my God, my dress is crazy. I had that old, outdated, cutout dress and Camille's like, oh, like the one I'm wearing?

Excuse me?

And look, let's be clear. Camille did look dated.

She did look like a season one Jersey housewife in that cheap-ass dress. I'm not sure what kind. Didn't Kelsey Grammer, wasn't there? Didn't he railroad her with that divorce settlement? Wasn't there drama with that? What did she end up walking away with, Carlos?

Do we know that?

Oh, I can tell you right now, a shitload of money.

Well, why ain't she shopping? You know, a lot of times in Beverly Hills Housewives and shit... and especially Orange County, they love a boutique. And, you know, a boutique don't always carry, you know, style and fashions that execute on a level where you can talk shit about other people and what they're wearing, right?

And so that was just an example of it. It was absolutely.

All she was missing... was Christian Louboutin, Daffodil, High Heels. You remember them with the platform that was wrapped up in it? You couldn't even see the platform. The Long Heights, very basketball-wise, the early seasons. You know what I'm saying?

Barry Shawnee O'Neal.

Barry Shawnee O'Neal, Royce Reed.

Royce Reed and Camille Grammer built a lot like the same, right? That's all Camille needed to do was get in front of that stage and hit that Royce Reed.

That was it.

Yeah, she definitely looked like 2005, but it was good to see her nonetheless.

Dustin, I have the amount that she got from Kelsey Grammar.

Okay, come on with it. Shout out to production.

You ready?

Yes.

30 million.

Okay, that's what's up. And when did she get that?

Dustin, I would tell you right now, she received that settlement in 2011.

Okay, now I would be okay.

But I am, you know, a nigga. So it's different.

Like her at 30 million and trying to keep up with the Joneses.

And then also she has children.

You said the Umanskis?

Hello, the Umanskis, the Vanderpumps, all of them.

The Maloofs.

The, what's his name? David Foster and them. You know, she's trying to keep up with.

All of them.

You are not giving David Foster Captain McPhee teams.

David Foster hurt my feelings for reasons. He's shown himself to be less of an interesting person for me, but that doesn't take away from his contributions to the music genre.

Boy, you're going to be controversial, David, I don't know about.

Him and Catherine McVie have shown them, they have choices. They've made choices and supported things and been vocal about things that are controversial and that I choose not to be a part of, right?

Or connected to.

And so it's disappointing because David Foster is an incredible musician. And also, you know, Mary J. Blige is my favorite artist. One of my favorite artists, I should say. And she Her whole Christmas album was produced by David Foster. There's a Barbra Streisand duet on that album. Like it is a great showing for my girl. And so I just hate to see, you know, it's just a musical legacy that's so important and so rich, tarnished by the bullshit. Nonetheless, it was good to see Eileen tonight.

And Camille Grammer.

When she got on her knees. Bro, she still got it.

She does. Don't sleep on her. That's an actress. You know what I'm saying? Working. Credited. So, you know, don't sleep on Eileen. But it was good to see all them.

Beverly Hills has always been a fun show to watch, even when it gets dark and ugly. It's still fun sometimes, except that Diana Jenkins season.

That was awful. But everything.

Oh, and what was the black lady that's been in the news lately with the nasty husband?

Yes.

Ann Marie, that was horrible. She was very difficult to watch, looking like the Humpty Dance. The Humpty Dance, it's your chance to do the hump.

Uh-uh, Ann Marie. She looked like Humpty Hump. Ann Marie looked like Humpty Hump. She do.

But anyway, I love Beverly Hills, and I felt like I was at the White Party tonight watching that episode.

Carlos, you know she look like, uh-uh, do me, baby. You know she do, Carlos.

What additional underground are you even talking about?

Shock G, okay? Hell yeah. Okay, that's what it was. You know what I'm saying? Anne-Marie look like Shock G. That's what that was.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.

Let's get back into the show. Okay, so Raid Drop.

Okay. You know, listen, I do have a lot of white listeners.

And we love you.

Oh, we love you, too.

I met one at Equinox yesterday who said, no, literally said to me, I'm looking forward to Monday Night Live.

I said... It's like, absolutely. That's okay. My demographic is there. So to my white listeners, do me a favor.

In case you have never heard of Digital Underground, they had one hit single.

It was called The Humpty Dance. Google the lead singer.

That is who Dustin is saying Anne-Marie Wiley looks like.

Okay. Twinsies. They might just get that Spider-Man point. Okay. Anywho, yes. But I was excited to see Beverly Hills.

Kyle Richards had laid that fucking white party out just like we knew she would. Carlos, what about the Mauricio of it all?

We need to get into it.

So what we saw in the first, no, the second, the top of the second episode was Kyle crying because as they're about to be en route to Beverly Hills, it's actually the day of her 30-year wedding anniversary to Mauricio. her estranged husband. He gets to date other women. Kyle allegedly gets to date other women.

So, hey, they are, you know, making things happen. However, they're still married. So, Mauricio shows.

Up and what was interesting about that is they hugged like you and I hug. And then we could get towards this now when Vicky and Lisa Barlow saw him at the end, and they're like, oh, my gosh, it's your 30-year wedding anniversary, whatever. And, you know, Vicky's like, yeah, you know, we were crying with Kyle. And your boy says, aw, that's so cute.

Exactly, because what the fuck do you expect me to say? Hey, let me tell you something. I don't like and can't stand it. I believe this comes from, like, church hurt, right, if you really want to get deep. But like, I am true. Don't be trying to back me into no corner in conversation. I hate that. Don't do that to me.

Cause I am going to come flying and swinging.

Out of that corner.

And the debt that often looks like responses, like the one Mauricio gave them and the way he quickly moved on to the next person to greet, which I believe was Portia. Um, but he, uh, them saying that, what the fuck is he? You're, you're talking about the, um, the breakdown of a 30 plus year relationship, right? And you're casually making a reference to it jokingly while we're on camera filming a scene for this show that I'm really not a part of, but agreed to be in because I do love my ex and I respect the show and the space and what it means to her and our family. And then here you come, Vicky speaking erratically, looking like somebody had wound her up.

Like she looks like she has a.

Metal turnkey in her back that you twist And then she starts popping and going into the scene and doing her.

That's what she looks like.

Like someone wound her up and then let her loose. And what does she do? You know, she does all of that shit or whatever. And it's uncomfortable. It's awkward. It's not something that he can. What can he say in that moment? Talking to someone who is essentially a stranger to him. So he responded appropriately.

All right. It's so cute. Hi, hey, how you doing?

And move the hell on. I couldn't believe, I'm with Portia and them and Giselle. I wanted to punch, when Giselle said that, I was like, I'm sure she did want to punch both of them for doing something so stupid.

Come on, man.

This is what I got from it too. I agree that it was awkward and it's, but I do think that it's so destined.

I think in the girl's defense, it is awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward, right?

And you kind of don't know what to say because this man is there. You're kind of surprised he's there. It's the day of his wedding anniversary, which is also very strange. And then on top of that, I will say this. It made me realize that Mauricio has.

No intentions of ever getting back with Kyle.

I took from it, Dustin, besides the awkwardness, I took from it the confirmation. Kyle is in the friend zone. And let's have a real conversation. And to my female listeners, I'm giving you this advice and I'm not trying to be that guy. So take my wisdom, because me and Dustin know a lot of straight men who operate In spaces with us where they do tell us everything.

And that's the beauty of having friends of that stature.

Now, ladies, whether you divorce him or not on paper, and let's be clear, Dustin, they will never get a divorce on paper because the stakes are too high with their money right that's there because when kyle said at the at the reunion this past season of beverly hills honey i i own half of the agency and then blink and said now what else is going on simply let's be clear I own half of that bitch.

Thank you. Goodbye. And we all knew Dustin.

Oh. Mm-hmm.

He's never divorcing you.

Got it.

Cool.

California, stay long.

Now, when you separate with your husband and say, let's figure things out.

We could date other people.

Yeah.

A man of Mauricio's build looks.

money, status in life, you are giving him a pass to sleep with a bunch of women because he can. That man is rich, he's famous, he's good looking, and he has this youthfulness.

He's not going.

And to add insult to injury, all of his daughters are out of the house.

This man has no reason... Let's be smart here, Dustin.

What does mauricio get out of staying with kyle richards when he's able to sleep with so many women one including this latina artist that was on watch what happens live and when andy asked her like.

I love her by the way her name is anita she's a dope ass artist like yeah you saw that episode yes and i'm familiar with her anyway i like her music Like, her name is Anita with two Ts.

Yeah. She's gorgeous. Like, gorgeous. Sexy. All of that. Dope artist. Everything. Yeah. And she was coy. The way she played it on Watch What Happens Live, you know.

It just.

We saw them in Aspen. They were in Aspen, right?

Yes.

We saw the videos of them standing on that bar and just the energy and chemistry they had.

We saw all of that.

Only thing is Mauricio is going to get old soon. And so there's a part of me where he'll still have, you know, access and he'll still be desirable to people for sure. But the youthful get up and go and be able to, you know, physically withstand like a fast life, that time window is dwindling for him. And when you start reflecting on that, sometimes you start thinking about relationships, decisions you've made.

Regrets, all that kind of shit.

And if they don't legally take steps to dissolve their union, that leaves the door open to a much more easier reconciliation once you start having those kind of thoughts. And then when you couple those with the assumed emotions of Kyle Wright to be open to that or or have some sort of.

For the time. Think about it.

They got other fucking kids and they're about to be grandparents now. If not, if they're not already, I believe the daughters are either pregnant or either just giving birth.

They already have a baby.

Yeah.

See, so now they're grandparents. That's a whole new level unlocked, so to speak. So that I do see, I agree with you that present day today, he's not showing any signs of wanting to work towards reconciling with Kyle, right? And Kyle is, kind of just there. She's not really saying she does or doesn't want that. And when she speaks about them breaking up, she's sad. So it just, I think that right now he may not be open to it, but again, that motherfucker going to get old.

And when you get old, you start thinking about shit and reflecting. And if they don't legally dissolve their union, I can definitely see a future where he's able to talk his way back into Kyle's world as her husband. And they move on as a married couple. I can definitely see that. He don't care about that Morgan shit.

He probably was laughing like, oh, you know what I'm saying? So I think it can happen for them. I just think it's going to take life slowing down for Mauricio.

Yes. You know what I mean? That's what I think. Yes.

Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed. What did you think of Luann's performance? She has her wings. She can fly.

She ascends from the air, descends on the ground.

She has two bushes as dancers.

To give a nod to her falling in the bush, which was funny when Gisele.

And Portia in real time. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Doing that.

Yes.

Her vocals. Listen, the mic was on.

It sure was. Mm-hmm.

I wanted it off. It should have been off. That's the thing. Luann, it's no secret. I love Luann's personality. I love the way that she has sustained as far as her entertainment value, right? Like, she's still funny to watch and interesting. She's got that heavy cigarette-ass voice like me. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just, I think that she's just.

Have you seen C'est La Vie?

Yeah.

Chic. C'est La Vie. Savant. Savant. Light, glamour, attitude, whatever she be saying. Teresa, she, c'est la vie. Savant. So she's like, shake, c'est la vie.

Teresa's confessionals are so funny during this Ultimate Girls Trip 20th. Teresa has had me in tears this entire trip. getting things like, you know, it comes to me late, but when I get, like, she's just, she's so funny.

It's so real.

I am enjoying the hell out of Teresa on this show. And that's what I mean about not having to try. You know what I'm saying? To make a moment. It just being you, your authentic personality that is of interest. I'm enjoying her. But yeah, Luann is cool. She look cool, but she cool.

Luann has always made me laugh because She's like our Kelly Potter. Like Luann understands her character in Eric Pulse, if you will. And she really, listen, she really enjoys this singing shit and she thinks she's great.

And I love it for her.

Let's not act like anyone who has spent a considerable amount of time living in New York City.

If you have been downtown in.

The village or on the Lower East Side in one of those piano bars and literally been in a moment that feels like you're on a movie where, those cabaret singers and those nightclub singers, that's how they look. I'm not going to comment on the sound, but that's how they look. Dwayne looks just like the piano bar ass singers, you know what I'm saying? With a feather boa, that fedora, you know, carrying an instrument, the case, you know, she looks like those people. And we thank God for them because that's the cultural, the cultural heartbeat of that part of the city and the entertainment.

Story so many people come lady gaga.

Was performing in clubs and shit you know what i'm saying before her name was lady gaga like this is a real entry path into to in success and entertainment so while it is funny you know what i'm saying because luanne can't sing and she dances awkwardly excuse me luanne that person exists and she's that person and it's just so funny to see that character profile dropped into the middle of this Real Housewives world.

It's so funny to me. And that's why she sticks around.

So she don't need to sing, but it was funny.

I love her.

I love her. I love her. Erika Jayne does it. Dustin, Erika Jayne.

She ain't having that shit.

Yo, I always said this. Erika Jayne, in my opinion, belongs in Atlanta. 100%.

100%. She can hang with those girls and it would be interesting. Can you imagine her and Marlo teaming up?

Come on.

I think even that, Erica already didn't want to talk to Luann because of her clothes.

You know what I'm saying?

It already was like, and then she said that shit, Abramo Khan, come on.

They were able to bounce back from that and they should. They all just held.

And they should show signs of being able to resolve conflict quickly and managing your emotions appropriately. So I'm not going to congratulate, you know, a six-year-old for making a bed in the morning, you know. But it was nice to see these ladies not have a bloodbath fight like them Salt Lake City. I just realized.

Oh, my gosh.

Carlos, Salt Lake City.

If you think about it, while we love that franchise and it's no secret they were magic.

What do they call it? Lightning in a bottle? Yeah.

Conflict and dirty lowdown conflict is what is the necessary, it's the fuel to their engine over there. And so they fight harder and dirtier and different different than the rest of these housewives.

Yeah, that's right. 265, goddammit.

That's how many fucking bloodbath fights I've had.

Medication, there we go.

That's what it is.

Those women fight so goddamn hard and dirty and mean. Once I've been watching them in the past episode and then in the preview for next week for the Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 20th, you notice the difference, the juxtaposition of that against the temperament and disagreements that the.

Other housewives are having.

It's like, damn, y'all really, it's a little bit ghetto over there in Salt Lake City.

You know what I'm saying? Like, ah, damn.

I literally talked to a friend of mine last week because she doesn't watch Salt Lake City. So she was- like, why was Lisa Barlow getting emotional? And I said, you know what's so funny?

Now that I can.

Explain to somebody who doesn't watch Salt Lake City, I said, I had to reflect and realize those girls don't have fun. Salt Lake City housewives do not. I didn't realize that y'all don't have fun. And if anything, y'all... really have way more conflict than Atlanta and Jersey combined.

Combined times two.

And that's why we thank God for Bronwyn and her fashions because they make, they add some levity, believe it or not.

They lighten up the show. You know what I'm saying? Because she be in her shit. I love Bronwyn. But yeah.

I do too.

Like low key.

By the way, you will appreciate this. I think I told you this story already. When I met her, Of course, you know me, we're gentlemen. So I introduced myself.

I said, I'm Carlos.

She said, baby, I know who you are. You did Atlanta season six. You were the EP. You made the show The Heights.

I said, how do you know my stats? And it hit me, you've done your homework.

So you appreciate this.

She has done her homework, Dustin, on this brand. And when I say to you, she was by herself, could not have been nicer, Dustin.

I love her.

You know, Jay, those other Salt Lake City girls were not around her.

I love her.

I met her, and I've met a couple of the Salt Lake City housewives, and I had great experiences with all of them. But I haven't met Bronwyn yet, but I love her on that show.

She's my... I love her on that show. I'm just going to say that. It's your... I.

Have two favorite housewives on that show. I have two. And so that's that. I have two favorite Salt Lake City housewives, and one of them is Bronwyn. I will say that.

Speaker 5:

So one of the things that I love about Salt Lake City is the fact that's the comedy.

But what we saw on this episode of Ultimate Girls Trip is Giselle Kobe Bryant telling the producer when they're like, why are you so innocent?

She said, it's who I am. It's what I like to do.

Like, what?

I'm DeVale.

Having me dying. She's so funny on this episode.

You do not know me.

Oh, my God. And living up to it. Living up to it. Getting to it. So, what's going on with Salt Lake? It was like, what?

It's like, two over there. And then, y'all over there. And nobody's talking to each other. Like, that shit is so funny.

So, what's going on with Salt Lake City?

Cause it's like, I mean, you all over there. They're over there. Y'all not talking to each other. So what's going on? Like that shit is so funny, man. Every single time. And she just, it's so natural.

People let her get away with it.

And it's so, that's the most fascinating thing to me about it is that she blatantly.

Prods, pokes, um, prize, all of that shit.

And no, and they just answer her questions and just go along with it. Like, And I love it because that's exactly what she's being paid to do. And that's why she's there. And by there, I mean chosen as the person to represent her franchise.

That's why. That's why Giselle is necessary. She is. Love her or hate her. You got to give it up.

No.

And when I say to you, her and Portia are the duo.

I never thought I needed. Mm-hmm, the dog agrees. You hear that dog say, that's right, that's right, that's right.

Portia and Giselle, that's right. Brody, you and Giselle.

Brody, Brody, like, yeah, Brody be watching that shit too. That's it, that's how you know.

Brody and team Giselle.

Okay, come here, Brody.

That's right.

You're raising them right.

Come here, we're going to see how to dust it.

So Portia and Giselle are the duo. I did not know I needed it.

They, so the black girl one-on-one of it all, when you get two black girls and they're talking shit and they're just like having fun and they're questioning things.

I thought that shit was funny.

Giselle's conspiring like, hey, so in.

Atlanta, because you know, we love Heather.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

And then we're going to get Heather to tell us. I mean, of course it was like, She.

Said, you just pulled me in. Yes. Yep. So good.

And Giselle, actually, that white strapless jumpsuit looked nice on Giselle.

It looked nice on her. It did. She looked nice.

A lot better than Camille Grammer, but she looked nice. Teresa looked good as hell. Portia looked drop-dead gorgeous. They all looked nice except for Vicky and Camille Grammer. it's a way to wear an old lady coat look how Adrian Maloof looked age appropriate and nice you know what I'm saying Denise Richards had on an old lady coat Carlos you remember nanny goats no what's that you remember them nanny goat coats it was like a white sherpa kind of like fur that the girls used to wear back in the day when we was little kids it was like a white little nanny goat coat anyway.

Let me Google this.

I don't even know if that's a cultural colloquialism or if they're really called nanny goats.

Why did I type it in, Dustin? I wrote nanny goat.

Why did it finish coat Detroit?

See, Carlos?

That's what it looked like. That's what the nanny goats looked like. Denise Richards had one on. Who else had one on?

Adrian Maloof. You know what I'm saying? Vicky.

Vicky and them, they had on them nanny goats at the white party. That was hilarious.

The fact that you Googled it is sending me right now, Carlos.

I am screaming that Detroit was the first to pop up. So what I would like to do for my Patreon folks, I have to show y'all the actual look.

There you go.

Nanny goat. You know what I'm saying? It's a nanny goat. She had a nanny goat on. They all did.

And Vicky, yeah, Vicky was sitting there looking like she was cold, like she needed some hot water bottle or something.

You know what I'm saying?

And then she was upset with every damn body.

But she was funny. She did make me laugh at the end.

The end!

And they were playing that song and Luann was getting on everybody's nerves. It was hilarious that they said Lisa was the darkness in the back.

That was hilarious.

The little, the add-in that the producers put where it was like Lisa in the darkness in the back when she was speaking in the car.

That was funny.

Vicky's actions, even though they were rude per usual, they didn't feel harsh and brash like her rudeness typically does. It was just kind of funny. When they were in the car, she was like, Luann was like, do you want to come to my room for a drink? And Vicky was like, no, no. think everybody needs to go to their own rooms and just be quiet for a minute that was funny like that she made me laugh she did make me laugh but yeah she was miserable she was a horrible addition talking shit in her confessions like they all do so it's no different it's just coming from her it's like i don't know it's like watching a you know them halloween movies where the people are like pin cushions kind of like the like the

people are like that's what she looks like to me them confessions So when she's being mean and she has an erratic, sporadic body movements and shit, it just reminds me of like a horror film.

Oh Lord.

And I want to run and scream and you know what I'm saying?

And turn the lights on.

You know, all the things that you want to do when you watch something scary like that.

She was funny in the car.

Oh Lord.

Okay.

Jesus. Not Nightmare on Beverly Hill Street.

Nightmare under the Kodo umbrella. But I did.

Think, listen, Luann and Vicky's conversation, I thought was super funny.

Me too, because Luann punked her.

It's what you said.

Yeah, like Vicky, listen, Vicky feels like Luann's taking jabs at her.

Like you're calling me Porky the pig.

She did.

And Luann's like, that's not what they called you? Oh, my bad. I thought it did.

And how Vicky was like, I was inducted in the Hall of Fame.

And Luann's like, of what? And Vicky's taking this very seriously.

And in the end, Luann's like, just don't ask me to.

Have you give me life insurance.

Luann punked her. That's what happened. Beautifully.

Luann punked the shit out of Vicky. And if we really want to take it to the hood, Luann hold her. She hold Vicky out. That's what she did. She hold her out at that party. And that was just funny. I think that, you know what I'm saying? It just is what it is. And Luann tore that up.

And she won.

She won the battle. That's why Vicky was able to go in her confessionals. and talk shit, talking about, well, if I don't offer insurance, she can't sing unless she's unsolicited, which was funny. But still, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. But Luann punked her. She wouldn't say it to her face. Luann won. And I don't know if I would say it to Luann's face. Can you imagine Luann telling you, what you want to do? What's up? I don't know. You know what I'm saying? I don't know that I would either.

So I'm not hating on the ma'am. Okay, I'm not hating.

One of my favorite scenes in New York City Housewives was when they were on a cast trip and they were recounting the story.

This is when.

Luann brought guys back to the house. And Carol, in her confessional, said, there were two men... I heard two male voices.

One being Luann.

I hollered. Right? I know.

Just screamed because Luann definitely sounds like Dustin Ross.

And I believe it at that and she reads the same way.

But... Again, another great episode, Dustin. It was another fun one. Next week, the queen returns. We are in Atlanta, Georgia. Where we get to see NeNe Leakes around these women. And on top of that, we get to see the infamous moment we heard about between Lisa Wu and NeNe Leakes.

Lisa's face was swole up. That's how I know she was drunk.

So I know it's going to be good because, you know, when Lisa gets drunk and her face gets swole up like that, she is good motherfucking TV. Furthermore, this is appointment television anyway. Let's make no mistake about it. Love Nene, hate Nene, sick of Nene, miss Nene. We all happy to see Nene back on TV this Sunday on Bravo, interacting with and engaging with the housewives in some capacity.

We're happy to see that. So I know I'm going to be tuning in for that reason specifically. I'm interested to see the story continue and continue enjoying the other ladies. But this Sunday I'm watching because Nene is coming back on the show and I can't wait.

So, you know, listen, this is this is one for the books.

And I can't wait till tonight.

Dustin, I will be joined by Claudia Jordan.

That's right.

As we recap tonight.

The final season three reunion of the Atlanta Housewives. And I want to say this now to my Patreon raindrops. Dustin can add his words too. Thank you all for selling out Mother Not Alive, our first live show in New York City, September 20th. Y'all saw that shit out within 48 hours. I don't know what else to say besides thank you. And we're working on more special surprises to come.

Listen, again, connecting with our audience is what this is all about. Our shows are a success and continue on because people watch them and support them. I have always had a tremendous amount of gratitude for that kind of support. And I'm looking forward to being able to say thank you face to face with our audience on September 20th.

So much love to everybody that bought a ticket. Times is hard and people have to be choosy with the way that we all spend.

Our breads or Again, it's just, it's such an honor. I'm so grateful.

And I can speak for all four of us when I say that. So we excited. We can't wait to deliver. I know personally, I'm going to show my ass. So I can't wait.

Until September 20th. We're going to have a good time. And thank you for letting me be a part of all of this, Carlos. I love you, bro.

I love you, man. I love you so much. I'll see you tonight and rain drops. Thank y'all. We'll see y'all next week. Love you, bro.

Love you, bro. Peace.

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