PORSH-A-LATE | RHUGT Recap with Dustin Ross

Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well.

Oh, Raindrop. In the words of Liza Minnelli, New York, New York.

But I definitely prefer the Beyonce version, where she's standing in front of Robert De Niro.

Have you seen that one?

Sure, I've seen anything that Beyonce has ever done. So yes, of course I have, Carlos. Of course I have.

She had me rolling.

Listen, Luann get on their nerves, but she is funny to me. That is a bar friend. That is the cool white lady at work. You know what I'm saying? Luann is your everyday white woman. You know what I'm saying? And I have been enjoying her, man.

I have.

I know she's getting on their nerves, but the things that, and maybe if she was talking to me, or doing these things, to me, I'd be irritated as well. But the things that are irritating Portia and Giselle and them about Luann have had me dying laughing. She's hilarious, man. Because she be dead serious. She sees the world from the stage. And it's the most ridiculous thing in the world.

But she's serious, which makes it funny. So I've just been cracking up. I've been cracking up at Luann, man.

No, Luann, no, the fact that, first of all, is what you said, which by the way, so poetic.

Luann does see the world through the stage.

And I think what makes her so fascinating to watch on Ultimate Girls Trip is the fact that you and I have been watching her since day one on New York City.

And she really took that countess shit seriously.

Yep. Like, she was dignified. She speaks multiple languages. You know, she was somebody that was so refined. And now to see a complete 180 on her, she is a.

Hot mess express.

Yes, she is. A seller.

The hot mess is seller train express.

Okay? Bully train, for real. She is, man.

Taggy.

All the things, man. Gangly, tacky, you know what I'm saying? Just limbs everywhere. She's just, but it's funny. It is funny to me, man. Luann has had me rolling, singing all the time, getting drunk, doing her hat like an angel from Potomac used to.

All of that, it was just funny to me, man. Just funny.

No, like her constant singing, but one thing you said that is true is the fact that Um, Vicky, Portia, and Giselle are over her. We'll get to that in a second, but first, we are still in Miami, and Lisa Hopstein is, you know, throwing her lingerie party.

We see the Miami.

Housewives, Dustin, Kiki Park, Larsa Pippen, Alexia, Marisol, noticeably absent. Mm-hmm.

Gertie.

And julia yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna so two things right actually three things number one this was the miami event that we had been waiting for this i feel like look what did phaser tell dallas and uh in mexico now this you're on point with that lingerie party they had their shit together and it was good to see the other miami ladies it's gonna take a little bit more than uh alexia and um Marisol to be the welcome committee. We know that now lesson learned, right?

Um, the event was great.

Kiki Barth looked incredible, like breathtaking when she walked, when she pulled up, you know, um, uh, it was good to see everybody. And you know who else looked nice? I can't even believe I'm about to say this. You know who else looked nice? Melissa Gorga.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Melissa Gorga. She looked good. She did.

I've always, it's always been hard for me. Um, just watching her on screen. Cause I feel like Melissa came from, she came to the screen from a place of just bad intentions, right? This is how I feel about the Melissa Gorga of it all. She, we never knew that Teresa even had a brother. We never even knew that Teresa even had a sister-in-law. They came on the show to fight with Teresa and to expose this family conflict that no one knew about, which means that Teresa was interesting without, any of that right she never did she never leaned into that she never exploited that very real conflict in her life for the sake of being interesting on television melissa on the other hand entered the show using her conflict with theresa and her brother's conflict with

theresa and fought like cats and dogs i've never been able to really see her beyond that and i decided as a viewer that this upcoming season what is it season 15 carlos It is. The rebooted season. I'm going to give her a clean slate. I'm going to give her a clean slate and I'm just going to watch. Because I just can't forget that. To me, when it came down to the Teresa versus Melissa of it all, it all was, you know, I never, I'll have to start from the beginning, right? And we never knew that Teresa even had a fucking brother.

Or even had an issue with family.

None. No issue. We never knew she, which is exactly the point.

Thank you, Carlos. We never knew she had any of those family issues. Hell, you worked on the show. Did you know any of that was going on, Carlos?

I didn't know any of that, no.

That's my point. But Melissa, that was her value.

The fact that she was in a feud with Teresa, a deep family conflict, that was her value on the show. So to me, it was always difficult to see her beyond that. It wasn't about holding a grudge. It just was what it was. But like I said, season 15, clean slate.

I'm going to enjoy her. And that being said, her lace two-piece, I like that. It looked good.

Listen, one thing I've always said, my raindrops know this too, Dustin. I will always give Melissa Gorga this.

She's a beautiful woman.

And I think she's very attractive. I, too, am going to join your journey of giving Melissa Gorga a clean slate as well.

Thank you.

I obviously am Team Teresa.

Yeah.

Like you and Cynthia Bailey, I'm biased. And I'm going to call it out. Teresa's my girl.

Listen, Teresa's my girl who can do nothing wrong, especially when it comes to Melissa Gorga.

I have been very vocal about it.

However, Teresa and Melissa have decided to make amends. And as Teresa's friend, I am no longer, when the new season airs, going to bring up the past between Melissa and Teresa.

So to the tree huggers, the raindrops.

Not sure if Melissa Gorga has a name for her fans, but I want to declare along with Dustin.

Yes.

I got residual, you know.

Okay. Blue Ivy.

Yeah, right.

Okay. Okay. That's my Blue Ivy meme. Okay. Blue Ivy at the Grammys, y'all.

Yup. So, I, Carlos King, would not be vocal about any past.

Things between- Come on, let's pinky swear. So we, let's pinky swear, Carlos. Let's do it.

Let's do it. There we go.

Ah!

Okay?

Okay.

So you heard it here first. Teresa and Melissa.

Are good, and I would not use my platform to say anything that can bring them backwards.

Same. Same. Same. Same.

There we go. Okay. Get it back to Miami, Dustin.

Yes, back to Miami.

Larsa, Pip, and Lisa.

So, you know, the funny thing with Larsa and Lisa.

Is the fact that they fight like sisters.

Yes, they do.

I've always felt was so fascinating between them. You're not an avid Miami watcher, as you expressed last week, but one of the things that happened... between the two of them, is Larsa Pippen was dating Michael Jordan's son, Marcus.

Marcus was.

Larsa Pippen was dating Michael Jordan's son.

Okay.

The irony, yes, is the fact that Scottie Pippen is her ex-husband. All of the Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan were teammates, and they also have bad blood, unfortunately. So, yeah, she was dating her ex-husband's former teammate's son.

Did she know him like before?

Well, they weren't friends, so she wouldn't have been around like Scottie's children, maybe at games.

Right.

I mean, she wouldn't have been around Michael Jordan's children. Maybe at games, you think she saw him in passing as a child? Because what's the age difference here?

Between Marcus and Larsa?

Yeah.

I can tell you right now.

Larsa's about 50, ain't she?

Um, she definitely is close to it. I don't know if she hit the five yet.

Because she got grown children.

Oh, I'm actually lying. You're right. Larsa is 52 years old.

52. Yeah, she does.

Damn. Okay. Marcus Jordan is 35. Okay.

So that ain't, yeah. I mean, it's large, but it's not. At 52 and 35, you in the same space as socially.

17 years.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I think the controversy was the fact that, like you said, it was your husband's teammates.

I would have walked in the room. So ain't nobody going to ask no questions about this? Y'all are like, what's going on? You dating Michael Jordan's son? It's one of the housewives. Was that a topic of conversation on the housewives of Miami? Yeah.

Oh, absolutely, absolutely.

So one of the caveats to all of this is the fact that her girl Lisa had a boyfriend named Jody.

Wow, a boyfriend named Jody. That's a black thing. That's a, you know, if you know, you know.

With crazy eyes, by the way.

Okay.

But when Larsa broke up with Marcus, they had a bad public breakup.

Mm-hmm.

Larsa wanted Lisa to unfollow him. And Lisa wouldn't.

Larsa, you 52 motherfucking years old. Grow your ass up. A mother of what?

Five, four or five? How many fucking kids she got?

I think three.

You doing the same? Right. She doing the same shit her kids doing. I'm mad at you. Unfollow me. You're grown. Fifty-something year old ass. Old as an oak tree. You know what the fuck is going on.

And why are you Why is she that emotionally immature to want her friend from the housewives to unfollow him on Instagram? Because I'm mad at him. Grow the fuck up. That's disgusting. And that actually just pissed me off. That's what she was. Because I wonder what she was talking about. I heard her say on the show, like, I'm not unfollowing Marcus. I'm sorry.

But this needs.

To be that the age factor needs to be mentioned plainly. You know what I'm saying? You too old for a lot of shit. But this is where I draw the line. She's way too old for that.

I draw the line.

Yeah.

That's crazy, my nigga. You 52 years old talking about something. I'm mad at you because you want to unfollow Mike.

What?

She was mad. And that's why they got to that argument. And that's why they were throwing dicks at each other. But what I love about the argument, Dustin, they were laughing on the way out.

It was very Karen and Giselle.

Yes, yes, yes. That it wasn't that deep for them. So that's what I really appreciate about it. But it made me really, Dustin, it made me miss Miami.

Yeah, they need to bring it back. They definitely need to bring it back. To me, it's no reason that it went away. Well, I mean, we obviously know the reason. Enough people weren't watching it, but I don't know. I wish there was a world where they could bring it back, maybe add two new people.

You know what to do. You know what I'm saying? They know what to do. Bring it back. People People talk about it a lot.

I see conversations about it on Twitter all the time.

I wonder what the problem is.

I want to tell you so much. I may tell you something, but I'll see you later.

Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Look, we can just move on then. Go ahead.

Remind me when I see you later to answer your question.

Miami.

But I... Listen, what I will say is ratings matters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I got it from a reliable source. And I would tell, Ray Josh, I tell y'all everything. Let me, I'm going to tell y'all later. But can I please, do me a favor, Ray Josh, don't get mad. I tell y'all everything. But this one, I.

Got to give, I got to wait.

I got to wait 28 days to tell y'all this. So can I please tell Dustin first off camera?

Yes.

Y'all don't mind when y'all fucking reality stars tell y'all stuff.

That they had off camera. So give me an opportunity to do one and I'm going to do it again.

But I will tell Dustin later. This is reality with the King and I'm Carlos King.

Let's get back into the show.

I have an unrelated question that may be of interest to the raindrops as well.

Maybe this is something you can share.

Is NECA still going to, is NECA really going to go to Married to Medicine in Atlanta?

If you were, if you, if you could, really? Yeah.

That's what that is about. I, listen, my sources are saying yes. I, my sources are saying, say as he exasperates but my sources are saying yes.

But Dustin can we talk about listen.

I know it has nothing to do with girl strips so let's just you know.

But I gotta give the raindrops something so I'm not giving them my tea so let's I will give this tea I am hearing that Nneka is joining I have heard that.

What are your solo thoughts on The thoughts.

Of this comment is by Dustin Ross only.

What are your thoughts on NECA?

I'll just say this word to be saying it. Allegedly joining Maritime Medicine.

Just why?

The casting, they had done such a good job casting Dr. Mimi and Angel Love. They were on a roll getting rid of Phaedra. They was on a roll with good casting decisions.

Why NECA?

We saw during her Season-long audition tape, which is what we can't consider her time on Potomac, right? We saw that this is not, you know, a boat. The boat got holes in the bottom, y'all. It's not going to stay afloat. The dark place, nasty place that they took the story regarding Wendy's mom, Nneka's voice, her husband didn't seem nice. Remember in kindergarten they taught you about warm fuzzies and cold pricklies? Her husband seemed like a cold prickly.

He's just mean. There was just an edge to them. Nneka tried way too hard. Again, I'll never forget when Ashley was singing that song about healing and I'm thriving, or healing and thriving and surviving, whatever it was. And after they finished, everybody was celebrating Ashley singing. And here come Nneka, who had just got there. Yeah, because that's exactly what you've been doing. That's exactly what she's doing.

She's been healing and thriving. That's exactly what she's been doing.

I mean, But like.

The tolerance, I've needed a tolerance break and I don't want my tolerance break from NECA to end. I don't want her to not be successful. I'm sure her and her husband are doing well. You know, he's a successful physician and she seems happy.

A new mother.

Yeah, she's a new mom, which is wonderful. God, congratulations to her and her family. So I wish her blessings, you know. I just, when it comes to entertainment value for me, it's insufficient.

Yeah. In the red. Okay. Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. And I just don't want no more.

You sound like Catherine Jackson.

I don't want no more. I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. I don't want you. Don't, man.

So sorry. All right.

Get it back to... Every time you see it, she got a logo on. Gotta have a fin. She wanted them like... Fuck it, because we're talking about it. She wanted them to hold her purse in front of every picture of people. You know what I'm saying? She's a suck your jaws in and put up a peace sign. She's one of them. You can only take so much of that posturing and that fake shit.

17 episodes plus three reunions is a lot of that. They have long seasons in Married to Medicine. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Anyway. Go ahead, Carlos. I can't.

Dr. Wendy.

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Dr. Wendy.

Let me tell you something. I literally told my friend this last night, Dustin. And guess what? I don't give a fuck, Aaron, for some reason. Carlos Ross, because I just.

Fuck it, yeah.

I like it here.

I literally told somebody last night, I said, yeah, when Potomac comes back, can't wait for it.

You know, we're going to recap it. And they said, like, how do you feel? I said, good.

I said, but let's be clear, I'm not shy that I fucked with Giselle Dr. Wendy and Stacy.

They said, first of all, we are clear on your bias, Giselle.

They said doctor i said when it comes to dr wendy y'all can kiss my ass when it comes i i i don't i don't care what dr wendy does i'm at.

That stage i hope she get off i'm just saying.

I don't play by Dr. Wendy and I'll play by Stacey Rush.

No, Stacey's on my list. Stacey's on my list. I'm sorry. She's on my list of people that I don't care. I'm on her side.

I love Stacey Rush and she's the best thing to happen to Potomac.

The best. So she is. She is. She's the best thing that has ever happened to Potomac. Stacey Rush.

Raindrops, if you're.

Catching this on Patreon today, I'm adding a note to my agenda for Monday Night Live because I need Claudia and Blue's thoughts on what Dustin said.

Because Potomac premieres October 11th. I can't wait. Listen, I'm telling y'all right now, Stacey can do no wrong to me.

Me either, sir.

Y'all know y'all can forget it. You got two squares on your side every Monday, Stacey.

Sorry. Whatever Stacey did, she didn't mean it.

And she didn't do it.

And she didn't do it. Whatever y'all said Dr.

Wendy did, I don't care.

I don't see it. And whatever y'all said Giselle did, she was justified.

Yep.

I'm even going to support you in that because I'm okay. I've always liked Giselle. I just see her for, you know, I see it. But I've always liked her. As far as the Wendy criticism, you might as well call me her mama because all y'all can.

Shut up!

Shut the fuck up.

That's what all y'all can do. Just like Wendy Mama said. So don't care. And she looks great.

Good.

And that matters to me.

Sorry. This is a Dr. Wendy and Stacey, Santa, Kyle, and Dustin because he's my brother. He's going to add Giselle to his list too. So don't at me. I'm not talking shit about Stacey, Dr. Wendy, or Giselle. Goodbye.

We don't care. Well, you know, we don't care. I don't care. Listen, this is a fucking TV show for entertainment purposes. We should like something that is being offered in that way, right?

And we can pick favorites.

Moving on.

Because I said what I said. Now, I got to ask you this. So you don't know this, and I can't wait to get your thoughts on this.

Mm-hmm. So Alexia, as you and I talked about last week, she's like the face of Miami Housewives.

Yeah. So Alexia Dustin was married to this guy named Todd Napola.

Mm-hmm.

Who sued Bravo for defamation.

Is she still in good standing?

So here's the word on the street. Hey, Giselle. Now, Alexia and Todd divorced. He filed for divorce during the last season.

So the last season of Miami, obviously Todd was the topic of conversation.

Okay.

He didn't film at all. He declined filming.

But they talked openly about his lawsuit on camera.

It was being, oh, how he was controlling and no one liked him really.

How dare he leaves you. No signs, no warning signs, all of that.

Okay.

So we're all watching this.

So Todd Napola decides to sue Bravo and the production company.

Mm-hmm. Now, the case was dismissed.

Mm-hmm.

There was rumors that he and Alexa were back together.

Mm-hmm. Then, all of a sudden, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, they were saying, Dustin, that cameras were up and running and productive. Kiki Bart said on my podcast, Kiki Bart said a week before they were supposed to film is when they got the call that the show was not going to resume.

What?

Word on the street is it's because Alexia is back with Todd.

And allegedly, how can you follow that story? So we learn on Ultimate Girls Trip that in the words of Kandi Burris, my man, my man, my man. She said, that's my man.

Wow.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah, she said that.

She said, my guy's not coming. Or what did she say? My man's not coming or whatever.

Yeah.

And I said, what guy? Y'all been together? We were always together. Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. She said he never really left.

Yeah. That is wild.

And I can't believe that she is openly flaunting that.

That's wild. And why didn't they jump on her?

The way it would have been, it would have been angel wings and, and, and garter belts and shit everywhere. If I, if she was the cause of that, my show getting put on pause because of the guy that she's laying up with one that take these wild accusations and shit and put them forward.

And ain't none of.

Us working, but you still fucking I'm whooping your ass.

Okay. Like flat out. And I wonder why they didn't jump her ass.

That's crazy.

Carlos. Yeah.

That that's, That's what it was. I was... Listen.

And.

So why Kenya can't come to work?

Um.

Different production companies.

Well, the thing is this. Britt Eddy's lawsuit is still going on.

Oh, his was... Got it, got it, got it, got it. His was dismissed already. Yeah.

Don't make me cry. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay, Kenya.

Y'all could have just fought it out the rest of the season, man.

Why?

Damn, man. I know Kenya regret that shit, though, for real.

She might not never say it, but I know she regrets that because being a housewife seemed very important to Kenya Moore. And it seemed like it validated her in a way. And I know that she wishes that she was still a housewife. I would bet the farm on that, no matter what she says. And I know she hates she did that shit. I know she does.

Yeah, I know.

I know. I, like you, want to see her back on the show.

And what I say to you is one of those things where every time I'm like, it comes up, I think about it. And the sadness for me comes from Listen, I want.

What she wants. If you want to go back, okay. If you don't, I'm cool with that too. I will agree with you. I do believe she wants to.

Come back and I don't want too much time to pass where you forget.

You know? Because that can happen.

Yeah, but you know.

I know she's got that new Amazon Prime show coming. with Tamar Braxton. I heard they get into an argument and shit on there. We got to sit through that. That's good for her. At least she'll be still working in television because she belongs on TV, hands down. I always actually would have liked to see Kenya in a talk space, believe it or not. I think there was something there. I wonder if she ever tried. This has nothing to do with Ultimate Girls Trip. Let's get back to this.

We'll get back to it. But you know what, you and I, they like to hear us talk. Trust me. Trust me. No one's complaining.

There's no one.

Person who's like, I wonder when they... They're like... They're like this, Dustin.

Well, that's true.

Excuse us. Okay.

Now, Adriana performed Dustin Ross, who is the better singer?

Luann or Adriana?

Anybody's better than Luann. So Adriana.

Luann literally sounds like a person at the bar that you sit next to that you don't know that is funny.

And she's just like the perfect stranger. She is.

And she sings like one. So there's that. And I think Luann knows she can't sing.

You know what I'm saying? That's why she won't stop doing it.

I think, like you said, I think she's in on the joke at this point, which makes it interesting.

All right.

So the ladies are now in New York City and they're doing like this mob wives dinner. Dustin, obviously, I have to share something with you.

Okay.

I need you to discuss with me.

Okay. And I want to play it for you. So Giselle's outfit.

Mob wives.

What are your thoughts?

Maybe the TV show Mob Wives. Not like a mob wife in real life. But like, yeah, she looks like she could sit up with Drita and Karen and, you know, Rest in peace to the goat, big hands, you know, but she looked like she could sit at their table in that.

Yeah. Very VH1 back in the day. No.

You don't like, that's not lovely. Y'all like it?

Mm-mm.

What's not to like?

Everything.

That's it.

It's ill-fitting.

But look, I don't want to do that. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to list what's not to like. What I will say is, I like her in black.

I like her in black. And so she should wear more black.

I think that reunion look when she had on a black Versace dress with the bone straight hair, that was one of her best reunion looks. So, but Giselle looks good in black with that blonde hair. She looks good in black and gold.

Yeah.

So this, you know, she should, she should stick with that. She looks good in black, more black, more black, wear more black, Giselle. And white, too, because she looked good at that last reunion when they had on the all-white, and she had the pink fingernails, the long pink nails.

She had on that white.

Mia's last reunion. Not this last reunion. It was not the red reunion.

It was white. It was the one before the red reunion.

Yeah, Mia's last one.

Yeah, Mia's last reunion. Giselle looked good. I forgot.

But that's my point.

Listen, no one talks about Mia anymore. And you know what's sad? I feel like, and this makes me sad, I feel like no one cares.

You know why I don't on some real shit?

Because Mia never was like authentic with the viewers.

For real, for real.

The one time she was was in that scene with her and Gordon in the season finale that blew us all away. That was the one time she was like real. Other than that, she was always playing a character. And so I think that that did that that did no work to like endear the fans that when we're endeared to you, we care about what's going on with you.

And it's a shame because Mia gave a lot to that show.

She really could have done some special things that she just like grounded herself.

In the show, but she never did.

She was always going for something sensational, always trying to say something salacious or wild, and none of it really reflected like who she is as a person. And then there was so many questions regarding who she is as a person. A lot of lies were told, all that kind of stuff works against connecting you with audiences, right?

And I think that what we're witnessing is a direct result of that, direct result.

Mamma Mia. I miss you.

Mm-hmm. I....

Let's see what happens.

Okay.

So, the At This My Wife sort of inspired situation. Carol Raswell is there in New York City. She gives a speech about her time at BravoCon. She wrote this sort of, like, blog about that time. And she talks about how it's like this twisted sisterhood that they all have and how, you know, when it comes to them, they kind of like are able to have this experience.

And in a weird way, they sort.

Of are learning from each other and trying to make themselves a better person. Which made me think, like, do you think that. The Housewives, because I believe the late, great Gloria Steinem has said that she didn't think that these women were feminist. And she didn't like the Housewives franchise at all. Like, she wasn't supportive of it. Do you think the Housewives got a bad rap when it comes to women who feel like this show doesn't represent sisterhood?

But then, and we'll get to this in a second, when you see, like, Teresa Giselle... crying about their experience that it should get.

The respect that it deserves.

Yeah, I do think they get a bad rap because no one's life reflects the spirit of brotherhood or sisterhood or.

Togetherness 100% of the time. It just doesn't.

There are moments of conflict, moments of disagreement, fighting, all that kind of sadness, all that shit.

Abandonment, estrangement, all those things are.

sad but realities of life and so yes they get a bad rap why can't these women experience those things publicly if it's a reality show we're showing your life we should see the totality of your life and i do think they're held to a an unrealistic and unfair standard um when it comes to some of their behavior and stuff sometimes yes i do feel like that i.

Do too and that's why you know Again, we talked about Teresa earlier, and she's somebody I've worked with for the first two seasons.

Mm-hmm.

And to see her get emotional about her time on the show, the ups and downs, they asked what was the best part, and she mentioned giving birth to Adriana, which, can you believe I was there for that moment?

Wow, Carlos. I was in the hospital with her.

Yes, like, literally in the hospital with her.

And... Teresa, and I love that just don't get Teresa props because Teresa, what I don't think people really understood that Jersey was the fourth installment. So it was OC, New York, Atlanta, then Jersey. Teresa, to me, of all those other franchises, she was the true housewife.

Like Dustin, she literally had... one job, and that was to take care of her girls.

And she was a stage mom.

She went to the grocery store. She didn't make any money. She spent money that Joe would give her.

And to see how she has flourished to being like this self-sufficient woman, that is because of the show. And I love that Giselle tells Teresa, you're the poster child for the come-up girl.

Yeah.

Which, like, damn, Giselle. A little backhanded compliment, but yes, it was a compliment nonetheless. Please tell me you saw that clip going around yesterday, recently, of Caroline Manzo hating on Teresa in that interview.

Did you see that?

Talking about she only had $ 1, 000 and I told her not to do that.

I told her that I warned her the day before, as if.

She could have stopped Teresa's life from going away and went or stopped Teresa from going to jail or whatever if she listened to her fucking advice. But where has it gotten you, Caroline Manzo? Holding up real... Never mind. Let me not say that.

Oh, my Morocco.

But it just seemed like a lot of hate from outside the club because Teresa... They waited on Teresa for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. And when she came back, that show came back. So I think that that speaks all the volumes that need to be spoken. Let's leave it there. I can't stand a hating ass nigga. You know what I'm saying? Like you just straight up hating on her. I told her. Don't nobody care about what you warned. Nobody cares, Caroline.

It's over.

Your kid's grown. We don't care. The family thing is gone. We don't care. Nobody's interested anymore. We straight.

Okay. I'll add this to it. And I've said this before.

At the end of the day, you could blame the showing it, her doing it, whatever. I think what's missing is Joe was committing tax fraud.

So for me, it's this. It didn't matter that that was shown.

You can't say that is the sole reason. No, he actually did something because Kim Zosiac did the exact same thing and she's never went to jail because she wasn't committing tax fraud.

And I think people get lost in that, like, at the end of the day, unfortunately.

And listen, Joe has paid his dues, literally. Did his time for the crime, paid his dues, whatever. So I do get a little bit like, Let's not bring it up as.

If that never happened.

Right.

Not they.

I mean, Teresa had to unfortunately go to jail for Joe's doing, and he admitted that too. But it was going to catch up to them anyway because you're committing a crime.

And it's none of her fucking business.

Well.

How about that? Okay.

I don't like her doing that, man.

So a Halloween party happened.

Yes.

The costumes. Did you have a favorite of all the costumes?

She was hair.

She was go naked weave. That was like brilliant. That was brilliant. She was a bundle of hair and she looked damn good. Porsches was my favorite. Outside of Porsches, Dorinda. Dorinda as Lady Gaga was hilarious. Shout out to Dorinda. Had her little butt cheeks out and everything.

Go ahead, Durinda.

I said, look at her little teaspoon ass. Got it hanging out in them little cheeky shorts.

Go ahead, Durinda. Bubbles bigger than a butt. Go ahead, Durinda.

I love Durinda.

Durinda's so good. She's a great housewife. You know what? Those were the other two things that I was going to speak on earlier. Go ahead.

The two things that I didn't get to mention, because the first thing was the Melissa Gorga of it all. The other two things were this episode made me want to go binge New York from the beginning, and it made me want to binge Miami, too. So I'm going to do that. I watched New York, but I'm going to revisit it. It just made me want to watch again.

So I'm going to watch it.

Start at season two of New York.

Start at season two. Yeah. I will start at season two.

And I'm going to binge New York and I'm going to binge Miami too at some point in the near future.

Don't bother watching the.

Old Miami.

Don't.

Yeah. Just the reboot. Yeah.

The first season of that damn reboot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's special.

I'm going to watch it.

You who appreciates Miami, they did an excellent job making Miami a character.

On the show. I can't wait. I'm going to watch it, yeah.

It's rich.

It's rich. It's beautiful. Speaking of Portia, Portia's running late. Lance asking where she's at.

The obvious in the room, the obvious elephant, excuse me, in the room is They got on Lisa Barlow for being late. Now Portia's late. Giselle, to me, was the best. Giselle's the best for you to have.

Where's Portia? She's on her way.

She's coming. She's coming. Yeah. She's coming. She's coming.

Meanwhile, cut to Portia. She's in the safe.

Where's the safe for the jewels? Oh, here. Where's the safe? You seen the safe? Looking beautiful, right? I love it.

But the difference is they weren't waiting on Portia to travel. She was late to an event. And that's a very different type of lateness because it has a very different consequence or impact. So get off Porsche's dick with that. And second of all, that's how I feel. Fuck it, shit, Carlos.

I'm going through something today, Carlos. That's how I feel.

And I love it.

I love the energy you got. Come on, baby.

So they need to get off Porsche's dick, though. She was late to a party, not a plane. So that's two different things, okay? And it was funny in that preview for next week when Portia was arguing with Luann, because you could tell Portia had started letting it go. I was just telling my friend, Portia had started letting it go full throttle on Luann, but she reeled herself in.

She was like, you've been irritating us this whole fucking trip. And she was like, because you've been irritating us, Luann, come on. You could see the temperature drop. Portia caught herself. She caught herself.

Yeah.

Hilarious.

That wasn't no Kelly Potter she was talking to.

No, right.

She was like, wait a minute. This is Girl Strip, not Atlanta. That was so funny to me. And when she's, Portia's just naturally funny. When she said that she thought that Luann was saying that Elvis was actually her uncle, Carlos, when I tell you I was dying laughing, Portia is so funny, man.

Naturally funny. Naturally funny. I was dying, Carlos.

But the best part, you could tell she was serious. She was like, I thought, why was she talking about my mom and Elsa like Elvis and. You can't make this shit up. You just can't make this shit up. But no, I'm looking forward to next week seeing Luann versus Portia.

Yeah.

Because let's be clear, it's been long overdue and we love an activated Portia.

So, she'll be back next week. But tonight, raindrops.

Claudia, Dustin, Blue, myself will be in person, okay, at 7 o'clock tonight.

That's right.

Love and Marriage Huntsville.

And our hot topics tonight is going to be very interesting because we are going to dive into, like, other topics dealing with relationships and friendships.

Mm-hmm.

Because I can't wait to hear Dustin's thoughts tonight. on Arianne Curry meeting the cast.

Stop! Wait to hear that. Okay.

So tonight, 7 o'clock p.m. Eastern on my YouTube channel. So Dustin, love you, brother.

I will see you in a few hours.

All right. Love you, Los. Love y'all, Raindrops.

Peace out.

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