RHONY’s Apple-utely BACK! | RHONY Recap

Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well.

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On today's episode of Reality with the King, oh, baby, oh, baby, oh, baby, we have to get into the season premiere of Roni, okay? When I say to you, Okay, let's have a real conversation. I've been very opinionated on the Roni reboot, okay? Been very opinionated on it. I am here, Raindrops, to tell you guys this, and I really do mean this. The season premiere of Roni was fantastic. Fantastic. Bitch, we're back.

I got it. I said there, first of all, Carol, give me us Carrie Bradshaw tease. You have this superstar named Daisy, Hailey. You have Martha Stewart getting her makeup done. Looking at store-bought apple pie, talking about JFK. talking to him before he passed away. We had Aaron versus Cy and Jessel being sort of like OGs of the reboot.

I gagged. I'm telling y'all right now, if you have not watched the season premiere of Roni, You are missing out.

Go on Peacock right now and tune the in.

Tune in. Carlos King is telling y'all I am validating the word on the street. Carlos King is saying the word on the street? Baby, that's the word. Roni's back.

And it's good.

Okay, so let's get right into it. Like I said earlier, look, one of the things that I was very, let's say opinionated. I'm not going to say critical because, you know, everybody has a right to their opinion now. But the thing is this. I... I liked the first season of the reboot. Then it got weird the second season. I was like, I'm just not into it. I was very honest about it.

I just wasn't into it. And I'm allowed to have my opinion. So this season, they got new girls. And these new girls have very strong personal story, okay?

And Carol Raswell is back. You know, she's one of the vets from Roni.

She's back. I enjoyed the opener, her giving Carrie brash all tees, narrating, you know, New York City. And it just made me fall back in love with New York City. No, I'm telling y'all, I really did enjoy it. I loved it.

So it opens up with a new cast member named Daisy. Okay, Daisy, first of all, gorge.

Beautiful. Stunning.

Okay? Daisy is Martha Stewart's makeup artist.

Okay?

She lives in a shoebox, child.

Because look....

Listen, it's New York City. And that's no shame.

To live in the city of New York... New York is extremely expensive. So... Her apartment is the size of most of our bathrooms, okay? Bedrooms, closet, but.

That's New York.

And it doesn't indicate, obviously, you know, her means in terms of financial wealth, because we get to her shopping spree and how Ms.

Mama's was going to spend $ 1, 500 on this jacket. Or was it $ 15, 000?

Maybe it was $ 1, 500. 1500. You know, she got me and she travels around the world with Martha Stewart. Baby, when she opened up that closet, I mean her apartment, and baby, Martha Stewart walked in, I'm like, oh, y'all starting this shit off strong. Y'all really want us tuned in. Y'all said do not watch Earl Meets World on Netflix.

Which, by the way, I'm watching it.

Let me know in the comments, okay, if y'all want me to recap Earl Meets World.

It's an Alex Earl show on Netflix. I am watching it.

I'll reserve my commentary only if y'all want me to recap it, okay?

I won't tell y'all my thoughts until then.

Okay, anywho, Martha Stewart arrived. And I'm like, this is a big deal. To get Martha D. Stewart on a reality show? Housewives? Oh, they are starting off with a bang, she banged Drake, okay? Bang, bang, Jessie J, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, okay? She banged, she bangs Ricky Martin. I mean, a bang, all right? So Martha Stewart walks in and we learn that Daisy is her makeup artist, they travel the world together because Martha Stewart said, look, bitch, you will be a tax write-off, honey, because wherever I travel to, I'm there for work and I need this face beat, okay?

I ain't mad at you, Martha. So we learned that Daisy used to do makeup at Scores, a strip club in New York City. She made it very clear she wasn't a stripper, okay? She also made it clear that her and Psy met at scores. They were in their 20s being party girls and all of that. So we know that Daisy's coming in through Psy. In this conversation, Martha Stewart started talking about, you know, oh, so, you know, did I tell you that I knew JFK Jr.

And she said.

she had a meeting with him the Monday before the Friday when he passed away. Because at that time, she had the magazine Martha Stewart Living. And we all know that JFK Jr. had the magazine George. And if you watch Love Story, which is how they came up to talk about JFK to begin with, JFK Jr., excuse me, to begin with, You know that, unfortunately, the magazine, George, just wasn't doing well. So he met with Martha Stewart, because at that time, Martha Stewart living, honey, was living, honey. Yes.

So he met with her.

And then she says that he told her, you know, I'm going to Martha's Vineyard.

And I'm going to be, you know, flying the plane.

The pilots. And she's like, do you have a co-pilot? And he said no. And she did not think it was a good idea. And then we all know, unfortunately, what happened. But getting that level of information within five minutes of the fucking premiere, are you kidding me? 10 out of a 10 just for that scene alone. I learned that Daisy and Psy were hot trying it, okay? Hop, scop, and a jump. At the strip club in the 20s in New York City. We learned so much in that one scene from Daisy. So I loved it, loved it, loved it. Speaking of Psy, Psy and Jessel are now besties.

So if you've been watching the show since the reboot happened, you would know, and they should. this in the flashback, that Psy and Jessel were like always at odds. Because in my opinion, Jessel, don't take this the wrong way. I have an opinion, honey, and I'm going to use it. Aaron is right. I think Jaisal is thirsty. But if you've been an avid listener of Reality with the King, being thirsty as a reality star is not a bad thing.

I think all reality stars are thirsty, right? The difference is being dehydrated. And then after dehydration is being in a coma. So, I do think Jessel is thirsty, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Now, is she bordering on the line of dehydration? Yes, a little bit.

I don't think she's fully dialed into it just yet, but she's definitely teetering through the line, child, in the dehydration department. So, Cy and Jessel now have this friendship. And Cy moved to Manhattan. You know, she was a Brooklyn girlie. What we saw for the past two seasons was Cy in love with her husband.

Her husband's attractive. We thought he retired, honey.

And pretty much the reason why Psy could afford all those Chanel bags was because, you know, he was funding everything else, child.

That's the tea.

But what we learn in this scene is that Psy is not happy in her relationship. And she admits that she kept it from everyone. And that was always the problem I had with the Roni reboot. Raindrops, y'all know this. I said last season, the problem with the Roni reboot, those girls aren't authentic. I smelled it, and that's why I stopped watching. I stopped watching it. From, what's her name?

What's the girl's name that accused Uba of doing something egregious?

Brianna? Brielle?

What's her name? What's her name?

Is it Brianna? Brynn. It's Brynn, right? Okay, Brynn.

Child. Not Brielle Berman, honey. Okay, so Brynn. So then Brynn, you know, all of that, whatever. I can't even get to Brynn. Anyways, child.

My point is, I knew those girls were not being authentic. Especially when they had that dumbass prank. Whatever.

I just can't get into it. Anyways, so Psy admitted that.

Although her and her husband drifted apart, they do nothing together, okay?

Nothing.

And said that he finally got a job and it's not enough.

So I'm like, Jessa, like, hold on, boo-boo.

We thought your man was taking care of you and the kids because you told us that.

So you mean to.

Tell me on the low, low, low, low, low, low, low, that you allegedly was taking care of a man who was sitting on the couch watching ESPN? HGTV, Reality with the King. I mean, what are we talking about here? These are things we need to know. Were you taking care of this man? And then admitted that you were projecting on Jessel and her marriage because yours weren't good. Now, while I appreciate Cy for being honest and I really felt the emotion through the screen, that's why, listen, a little Reality TV 101 factoid for the raindrops. Whenever you see a housewife talk so much shit about another housewife's marriage, she's projecting. Do with that information what you want. That's not even like a debate. I'm telling y'all right now,

it's a fact. So I appreciated that Cy admitted that to Jessa. And we learned that Cy asked for a separation. This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. The other thing I want y'all to know is this. 90% of the time, when a housewife joins the show, her marriage is in trouble.

I'm just....

I'm just telling you the teaboo.

Unless your husband is Joe Gorga, a lot of these men do not want their wives on television.

Unless your husband is Ken... Todd, honey. Lisa Vanderpump's husband. A lot of these husbands do not want to film. They just don't want to do it.

So I'm not surprised just by statistics and facts that Cy got on TV and all of a sudden she's separated from her husband, moved to the city, living in a more expensive apartment with two kids. Now, y'all didn't hear this from me. because I ain't the one to gossip, however.com backslash org.

Don't be surprised.

If Psy's husband comes out by telling us he felt she changed the way that allegedly we're going to find out what happened between Angie Kay and her husband on Salt Lake City.

I'm just saying.

Nine times out of 10, these husbands feel like housewives, their wives being a housewife, meaning only on the housewife show, these husbands sometimes feel like the show changed them.

So I would like to hear.

From Sy's estranged husband to see what the tea is. But Sy, great scene. Her and Jessel are besties, honey. And we'll get to what happens when Aaron finds that out in a second. Okay. Hailey. Hailey, Hailey, Hailey. Hailey is interesting. She's vibrant. She's quirky. As the girl said on the show, she's kooky.

I like her a lot. She is typical New York City.

She gives me Lower East Side tea, cigarette in one hand. and a shot of Tito's in the other baby. That's what Haley gives me.

She is high all the time. She is Snoop Dogg's white sister, honey. Okay?

That's who she is. She's always high off her own supply. I think she listens to Snoop Dogg. I think she plays Death Row Records on rotation. Miss Thing only eats protein bars and drinks vodka, honey. And maybe some wine. The reason why her and Aaron could not get the wine open is because she doesn't use it. She has Tito's in her bra. She has Tito's in her purse.

And she has Tito's in her drawer. Just like she got the protein bars in the oven, honey.

Because she don't cook. But what she does cook is marijuana.

I love her.

Love her, love her, love her.

So, she has a husband. That she's been with for 15 years. But. She said she has.

And I'm going to butcher this. Because I kept rewinding it.

Like what are you saying?

Petit parade.

Petit. I don't know.

Whatever she said. I didn't understand it.

That's the black. As a black man. I don't know if that's some shit. That the people say in New York City. I'm telling y'all right now. I've never heard of it. petite parade, parade, petite, petite, petite, I don't know. But what she is saying is she also has like her own apartment outside of her husband where she gets to like do her thing. Because when her husband comes home to the house, he doesn't like clean dishes or clean the house and wash his clothes and all that shit.

And she's a neat freak. So all of that is what we learn. Um, But the tea is this. So y'all remember the show John and Kate Plus 8, honey, on TLC. So I didn't know this. So allegedly, they're saying that Hailey was like a homewrecker, the alleged mistress. But she denies it and said that's not true. Fascinating by that. Like, that's fascinating. I'm fascinated by it. She also admits to being with women. She dates women and she brought up a story to Aaron how she dated a girl who used a dildo on her, but the girl's double D breast broke her nose. Now look, I'm gay.

I'm a gold star. I have never been with a woman. I don't have any desire to be with one. I don't see the big deal.

Double Ds or not, I am doubly not interested.

Okay. But I know enough about.

The female anatomy.

To know that I don't understand how a woman's breast can break someone's nose. Unless you had something else in your hands while her breast was in your face, whether it was a pipe for you to smoke, your Tito's bottles that you forgot you had in your bra. I don't believe for a second that some woman's double D's broke your nose. Don't start no shit with this lying.

We are getting over that with these girls. I don't want to hear it. So Haley, I love you. Don't start this shit. We are now getting back to authenticity and And that story alone raised my eyebrow. Okay?

But I still like you.

All right. So in this episode two, we learned that Jessel is throwing a Lunar New Year party.

It's a Chinese holiday.

And we learned that Erica is a new cast member. Erica is gorgeous. She is married to a billionaire.

Okay?

She got married in Egypt. Miss Thing wore a gold Tom Ford dress that she rented. I love the honesty because that's what these girls do, boo. They like to rent a dress. Some of these girls nowadays rent boyfriends, okay? And we'll see that on the upcoming season of another show, but I digress.

The thing is this.

This is so interesting because we get to really get to have an understanding of real wealth. Because New York City is like the richest city in the world. And eight times out of 10, a very wealthy New Yorker is.

Not going to put their life on television. They just don't need it.

And they also don't want their business to be out there.

And I respect it. But Erica's on the show.

Her husband wasn't there, which made me concerned. And this is my concern, too, about Haley. I'm wondering if we're not going to get the husbands this season. Or ever.

I'm curious about that. So let's keep that in mind.

So... At the party, we're learning that Jessel and Aaron have an issue, and Jessel is sort of, you know, anticipating Aaron coming. So Jessel and her bestie, Cy, they're talking to Hailey, and Hailey puts her foot in her mouth twice. Maybe that's how you broke your nose. Maybe when you and that girl with the big breasts, who, by the way, the alleged girl, well, not.

Alleged girl, I do believe a girl was intimate with her.

But the woman who allegedly broke her nose with her breasts, she was at the party. So I don't think we're going to get Hailey's husband.

I think we're going to get her women. So she was there.

And her breasts did not look like they were made out of steel. So, um.

Not sure what's going on there.

But anyways, Hailey puts her foot in her mouth, which is maybe how she broke her nose because maybe she had the girl's foot in her mouth when she was downtown eating oysters.

Use your imagination.

Okay. So she's talking to Psy and Jessel. And she's asking, you know, Jessel about like, yeah, I heard you had like, you're on IVF, something with IVF. And Jessel's like, who told you that? Well, Aaron mentioned to me, well, what did Aaron say? She's like, oh shit, moving on. And then she tells Sy, how are you? Because I know you're going through something. You're going through a lot.

Sy said, who told you that?

And Aaron's like, well, fuck. Aaron tells me everything, apparently. Because one thing that we learned in the scene between Sy and Jessel, Sy doesn't want people to know. And the only person she told us she told was Aaron. So Psy's like, is Aaron telling my business? So this is when the juice happened. So Jessel confronts Aaron because apparently at the Ultimate Girls Trip Bluestone Manor finale that Dorinda hosted, all the housewives of New York City, Rhode Island, and I think Jersey was there, So, apparently, which, by the way, shout out to the editors for playing the audio.

It's the same show that produced Ultimate Girls Trip. So, they have the footage. So smart.

So, Jeff was like, yeah, I heard you called me fake, thirsty, and evil. And, baby, they flashed back to two out of the three things she said. Then... Jessel and her confessionals played a voice memo from Chanel Ayan from Dubai Housewives. And baby Chanel, her accent spilled all the tea, honey. Word on the street, which I didn't know this, was apparently Uba and Chanel are related. And we all know that Uba and Jessel are close. So maybe Chanel felt loyal to Jessel. Jessel to tell her all the shit talking that Aaron said. Now, one thing I will give Aaron, Aaron at least owned it. She said, I'm not denying that I talk shit about you.

That's what we do. She even said, look, it's housewives. We talk shit about each other. She said, I just want to know who told you. I'm like, Aaron, that's why I fuck with you. I like Aaron a whole lot.

Because in my opinion, I think Aaron is the face of the reboot. My opinion so far Whatever. Y'all may disagree, but I think the face is Erin.

No shade.

I do.

I think it's her show. She's a force multiplier.

To me. But we'll see what Daisy, Hayley, and Erica bring. But so far, I always say, oh, the show is Erin's. And I know some of y'all think it's Jessel. I do agree with Erin. I think Jessel being a publicist, I think she allegedly... No.

Shade, Jessel. I love you too.

But... It's plausible by you being a publicist, you have connections with so many news magazines and fucking bloggers and journalists and content creators and brands and bots. So no shade.

I think Jetson allegedly did all those things. Allegedly. And no shade. Still love you, Jetson. But I'm on Aaron's side in this one.

So Aaron owned it because Chanel Ion pretty much confirmed it.

Via the voice memo. Aaron feels like this.

Jessel, if you were that mad, because this is what Aaron was trying to say without saying it, you know, by breaking the fourth wall and exposing like the show. Aaron felt like this.

Jessel, you've been sitting on this For how many months?

And you waited until cameras were up to bring this up to me instead of calling me in the moment. I'm on Jess's side with this. I believe the cardinal rule is when you sign on to do a reality show, everything needs to be on camera. So that way, us as viewers, we get what we paid for. You know how expensive Peacock is, bitch? I want all you girls to wait until cameras are rolling. We're in a recession.

Just saying. So, I'm on Jessa's side, Aaron. Sorry. Jessa did the right thing as the housewife. No, bitch. I'm going to wait until we got these cameras rolling. And she did her job and I loved it.

Okay.

So, Aaron's like, ugh, Cy, I mean, if you heard I was talking shit about you, wouldn't you call me? And Cy was like, I mean, I would for sure because that's how psych is down. And that's when Jessa said, oh, you want to like, Go there, bitch. Okay.

Well, let's talk about it.

So, Psy. She said that she and Jessa... Jessa says that Psy and her are close and she does trust her. Aaron was gagged and was like, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Because what we saw from the past three seasons.

was that Psy and Aaron were close. So Aaron's gag like, excuse me? All of a sudden you guys are close? What's tea? And then Psy's like, yeah. And then Aaron's like, so you trust her? You trust her? Intimating that bitch. You and I both talk shit about her behind closed doors. We all know this is what she does. She's a publicist.

So you mean to tell me Y'all are besties now? And Cy is like, well, you know, I'm just saying that, you know, we are close and I do trust her. And baby, that's when your girl had enough. And Aaron started to pop off And Jelsa said, bitch, leave my party. So much so, she had the owner of the club tap Aaron on the shoulder and left.

And said, you need to leave.

And she left. And I was like, oh, this shit is about to get messy. And baby, I am here for all of it. Listen, that premiere, no cap, as the young kids would say. I enjoyed it.

I will give it an A.

I enjoyed it. I really did. It was... I'm here for it, guys. I really enjoyed it. So... If you haven't watched it, please watch it. I know I really haven't recapped Roni reboot in a while. I did it maybe once or twice last season. I'm telling y'all, the Roni reboot is back and you guys should be watching it.

So Raindrops, if you watch it, let me know in the comments. If you haven't, watch it and then come back to me.

And guess what?

As of now, as of now, Roni, y'all got me. And I will be recapping it every week. Congratulations.

Bitch.

Rony. Reboot.

It's back.

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