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It's time for my favorite time of the week and I is listen if.
You want to you've been so into singing lately you know do you feel you have a good voice absolutely negative oh my god my voice is nails on the chalkboard the amount.
Of times I think I've asked you that before if you were.
In the choir or anything my three year old says mama stop singing.
Oh yeah hurts his ears that's cute.
He has said it he's like mama no speaking.
Of You're a three-year-old? I got you a present last night. I think you may have it. Oh my God. I can't remember. Hold on, I'm going to show it to you. I'll bring it down to you or mail it. I think you may have it. Show me. But if you don't. So let me set the scene. HomeGoods. My favorites. My two favorite stores, TJ Maxx and HomeGoods. And they're open till 9.30. So let me tell you when I hit that.
9.25.
9 p.m. 9 p.m.
I do 9 to 9.15 TJ Maxx. Jump in the car, 915 to 925, because at 925, there goes the announcements.
Yeah.
Bring your belongings up. So you may have this, but look what I got you. Oh my God, I do not have that. Are you serious? That's cute. I have a Hairstyles book, but it does not look like that. Little People. So you know the Little People? It's Little People, Big Dreams, Harry Styles. I thought it was Little People, but maybe it's just called that. Written by Maria Isabel Sanchez- Vergara.
Let me read you one page from it because it's so cute.
That is such a good present. That's so thoughtful. I saw it. I knew you needed it. I don't know if it's sanctioned because there's actual pictures of Harry Styles in here, but like, let me read you this.
Okay.
First of all, look at the pictures. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. I cannot wait for this. Are you kidding me? His flamboyant outfits turned fashion on its head and made him a style icon. Harry challenged the way most grownups feel about clothes, encouraging everyone to have fun with their outfits and wear whatever makes them happy. Oh my God, I love this. I love it so much.
I'll mail it down to you because I'm not going to be there till November. So I want you to have it soon. Oh my God, I need this. Look at the cover. Thank you so much. I love that.
We have an alphabet book, a Harry Styles alphabet book where it says, A, adore me. B, butterfly.
Like, oh, like, you know, Harry Styles. I mean, the illustrations are amazing. They, like, literally got the outfits down to a T. Oh, my God. I am so obsessed. Cute. Oh my God. It's really, really cute.
And Mateo's going to be super happy because he likes his Harry Styles.
Book right now. And I guess there's a whole series of these. My eyes are so bad that I can't read, but there's like everyone from John Lennon to Coco Chanel to Elton John to Kamala to Albert Einstein, Yoko Ono, Michael Jordan. There's like a whole thing of them.
This is like a pro tip to anyone that has kids because kids will make you read.
The same book.
30 times over. It might as well be something that you love. Like for me, when Mateo's like, mom, I want the Harry Styles book. I'm like, of course you do.
I do too. Let's read it together.
Like instead of having to read Cat in the Hat six times.
Over or, um, where are the wild things are? The little excavator. They do it with movies too. Again, again, again, again. Oh my God. I could talk about it all night, but I need to talk about Kelly Clarkson. Did you see the actual like camera footage from the store? So I'm still team Kelly, but are you team the store?
Did you watch it?
Yeah.
Where she's pointing and then she goes over and then you see her kind of like, what? Yeah. And then she leaves the store. Here's the thing. I love her. I do too. I really do love her. I think I love her more than you do. And she's very kind. Agree. I just don't see her acting out in a privileged manner. Like, I don't see her being like, I'm Kelly Clarkson, what do you think? She didn't. I don't think she did.
But the story's kind of claiming that a little bit. No, I thought they were saying that they're upset that she put it on social media.
Yeah, they were like, they basically were like, why wouldn't you support a small business?
This is really hurting our small business. I think she did support the small business by going to the small business and wanting to buy something. And they told her no. And then there's a price tag on it. And they're like, look, it's a little, he said, she said, I get that part. Still team Kelly Clarkson. Also. So he said, she said, I feel like people are going to the store now.
I never heard of the store.
They value that bird at $ 15 million now because everybody's coming to that store.
Are you serious? Is that made up? Why don't they make it something attainable? No one's going to buy it for $ 15 million. Do $ 500, 000.
Maybe somebody will buy it and then you'll have a nice little paycheck.
Why can't Kelly Clarkson have it for $ 15, 000? Whatever the price tag said. I don't know why they shat her away. But it had a price tag. It did. It does smell a little pretty woman-y. to me, it's a little bit, remember this happened to Oprah? Remember Oprah had an issue like at Hermes or something. Is that how you say it? Hermes.
Bethany Frankel recently had this session called them out.
Right. I think, look, I'm not one for like publicly calling things out. That's not my move, but I'm not opposed to it. If something's not going right because I think if she went to the store and said hey I'm Kelly Clarkson I think they still would have maybe ignored her I don't know oh you think so I think I don't know I think I think that stores should be treating everyone with respect I don't know whether that happened or not here I wasn't there because I think social media should be something they worry that somebody could put something out on social media Right.
Yeah.
I'm not saying it's what I would do. I wouldn't. I'm like, well, and now you.
See like all those people that are like at Delta fix this, like celebrities are like.
You lost my luggage, fix this, blah, blah, blah.
I worked in retail for 15 years, about like all the way from like, I was 17 years old working at forever 21 until, until I got my internship at KTLA.
So 17 to 25, you know, And I was always so nice. And that was always drilled in our heads.
Totally.
Customer is right. Treat the customer right. Because you never know. Back then, obviously, there's no social media, but we had the surveys. And whenever we got a survey back, we were nice.
My thing is, it doesn't matter if it's Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Smith. You don't know who has money and who doesn't. And you don't know who's going to buy something. I went and bought a car wearing what I'm wearing right now. And I looked in there like I didn't have a penny to my name. But they didn't treat me bad because I was wearing Aviator Nation shorts.
And I worked at South Coast Plaza in Orange County. And that mall is one of the highest spenders because it has all those brands. And so we never knew who would come in. I was the same way, Jackie.
I worked at Nordstrom, but I was commission-based.
So I was nice to everybody. I was like, people want a pair of sunglasses? I got you. You want this? Yes. Well, also a pair of socks one day can be a diamond necklace the next. Exactly. And also we're all there like spending our hard earned money just like people are doing us a solid by listening to this amazing podcast.
And like you want to serve your people well, like anyone that's going to be interested in your product or your store or your restaurant or your podcast or your whatever. And the bird that she was going for. Wish I was there to see it. I'm surprised we haven't heard from the people that were there. Oh, we've heard from the store. Correct. But that's like, I want to know the people watching the, I also would be like, you know, that show. Um, what would you do? Do you guys know that show?
Yes.
It could have been a, what would you do? Or a good old punk. I do think I would.
Oh yeah.
It's kind of punked. It's kind of, what would you do? I like that show. What would you do? Um, Or undercover bosses. Kind of the same gist. Like if the dad's being mean to the kid, would you step in? You know, whatever. I saw the one where like the girl's acting. She's not really drunk because it's actors, but she's drunk. And then she says she's going to drive.
And the random man's like, no, and takes her keys. Like, I love that. I love when they do the right thing. When they do the right thing. Yeah. I see something that says fashion fail. The spam calls are out of control. I'm getting a spam call. And I'm getting a lot of the election things. Are you guys getting that? Not yet.
Every day. Every day. I'm getting a spam call. And it says spam warning 7 a.m. Oh my gosh. Spammers, can you wait till 10, please, before you start spamming me? Every day I'm getting one. What do I do?
I can't believe you're not getting the text. I'm getting multiple days. No, I'm getting some lady.
Some lady tells me she's at a bank and I must call her right away. And I get the same call every day. It's like, yeah, we don't, don't do that. We're not. Obviously, but I'm getting the same message. And then it says like, press not. Oh, it's, it's just so like, it says, alternatively, you can press nine to stop all further calls. Why don't you? that either yeah don't don't and stop calling me at 7 a.m um okay so I see fashion fail with Alexander Skarsgård which I forget what that is but this Tom Welling thing Oh, you have, wait, don't gloss over Alexander Skarsgård' s fashion. What happened to Alexander Skarsgård? Can someone show me a photo? Yes, I will show you. How do I see it? So what do you not like? His gold suit or his
brown shoes? His toes? Are those his toes?
Yeah.
Yes. They're see-through shoes. He's obviously like going for something. Oh my gosh. Look at them. They're so strange. I think he's just trying to be fashion forward. I'm not going to judge him because I don't like any of it, but let him live. Here's my thing.
I would be so insecure about my feet getting sweaty and like the shoes clouding up.
I'd be like, I can't wear those. Yeah. Are there air vents in that? There has to be. I don't think so. Well, there's more events in your regular shoes.
No, I know.
But they're like not like the whole point of those are to be see-through and see your toes.
But like if your feet get sweaty, those things are clouding up. Oh, I see what you're saying. I don't know if that would happen. Let's find out. But those are basically like pointed toe loafers, but they're see-through. We're glossing over the gold lame suit.
I know.
It was definitely a choice with no shirt underneath. Sometimes I like that no shirt underneath, but I just am like a no on this, but I'm good for you, Alexander Skarsgård. Fine by me. I don't care what he wears. I don't care what he wears. The thing that I care about is this Tom Welling alleged naked thing, and I can't see it. I cannot see it. Am I supposed to be able to see? Oh, yeah, I see it.
I don't see it. It's blurred in this photo. Am I supposed to be able to see his... You can see his pee-pee. You can see it right there. I don't see it. Give me one not blurred.
I was trying to look for one and I couldn't find it.
I didn't want to say that. I want to see if you really can see it. I mean, it's very hard to see. So then there's a second one. The second one, you can see him a bit better. The second one, this one is... I love all the Smallville people chiming in, though.
Yes, Michael Rosenbaum is poking fun at him.
What did he write? He's funny. I like that guy. Just to look after my boy, Tom Welling, at New York Comic Con. But he has shorts on. You can see that Michael has shorts on. Let's set it up a little bit so that people that haven't seen it... Does he have shorts on in all of them? No, no, no.
Tom Welling does not.
Let me set this up.
So Tom Welling, he's in his hotel room, presumably... Looking out into New York, anyone that visits New York, we take this photo when we're in our hotel. I do it every single time. I'm like, oh, hello, New York.
Look how beautiful it is. And it's of the skyline and whatever.
The issue here is that he's taking a picture and the reflection is showing him.
So you see his body. The second one is Michael Rosenbaum. Yes.
So the Michael Rosenbaum posted a picture, which clearly, yeah, he's just like, just looking out for my boy. And he's doing the same thing, taking a picture of the New York skyline.
But you see him. On the Tom Welling one, all I see is his hand. You see his hand. No, go below. Yeah, I see it. It's right here.
And they blurred it out. A lot of these were blurred. I looked for the unblurred. I was afraid to kind of click around.
Click, girl. Just kidding. I want to see it, but okay, fine, but hilarious.
So he just responds by reposting Michael Rosenbaum, right?
Or does he do something else? Yes, and then he was in the comment section.
There's somebody saying, point of view, you're a tourist in NYC and see Tom Welling standing at his hotel window on October 10th.
And then Tom replied, came for the sights. Good for Tom Welling. Good for both of them because they have not had enough press lately and they're getting their due because we just, first of all, oh, I'm not supposed to say first of all, drink. We just had them on KTLA, which is like a morning news show out here.
The segment was so good that I actually texted. And you never do this. I never do this. The producer that we work with, we work there. Danielle and I work there, but we have like a boss there. So we text her. I literally said that segment was so good, which it was. It was amazing. And I texted the publicist and said, it was so good. I wish they would have been after the penis thing. I wish I could do it again. Like we need to get Tom Welling on every show. Good for Tom Welling. Maybe he, winky winky, knew what he was doing. Good for Tom Welling.
I love Smallville. Did you ever watch it? No. I used to. I didn't ever. I don't think I finished it or watched every episode, but. It was a great show. And Tom Welling is and was.
Oh my gosh.
Like, Superman-y. I remember that. Rank your Supermans. Oh, I have so much to talk about Ben Affleck. I don't even know where to begin. Oh my God. We'll get to that Batman. But first, rank our Supermans. My number one Superman will always be Christopher Reeve. 100%. My number two is, I think, Tom Welling. Hmm. Yeah. You guys, do you know the Supermans? Henry Cavill would be my number one. Not even close to my number one. Probably number three. Maybe four. I haven't seen that much of Henry Cavill's last one, isn't it? No, there's like two more since then. There was the one random one, bless him, Brandon Routh or whatever.
Oh, yes.
I liked him. He was always nice. He was so great, but he was fine. And then there was the new guy. None of us know his name. Oh, Barry Cornsweat or something like that?
Yeah.
And then Dean Cain. You could count Dean Cain. That's a no. For me, Tom Welling is way up high. Way up high. Yeah. I would agree. He's up there. Let's talk about Ben Affleck. A lot. Favorite topic. It's really a current, I think, I don't want to say this because I feel bad to call him Jost. but I think Ben Affleck has moved into number one. I don't understand this. I really, really don't. I, I don't, he does not do it for me, but you go, you go. And animals is a bad, good, bad movie.
There's things I liked. And then there are things that are so bad, which we'll talk about. It's okay, Ben. It's okay. You don't think he's hot? No, it seems very messy to me. Messy. You mean because of the past? Let the past be the past. No, just even now. I don't know. Really? It does not. It doesn't do.
He does nothing for me. Can someone pull up a picture of Matt Damon? I mean, Matt Damon. Oh my God. Excuse me. Freudian slip. Ben Affleck. Do you remember back in the day? You guys might be too young. The Matt-Ben debate was so strong. Are you Matt or are you Ben? Are you Matt or are you Ben? That was like Generation X's. I am so Ben. I am a thousand. What's Triple Frontier? March 13th, that was... Can you.
Do Ben Affleck's Matt Damon 2005?
Do that.
It's not even a contest. I love Matt Damon too, but like, I am Ben. Oh my gosh. These are like 90s photos. Well, when you're showing this, I would say Ben. But... Me too. I think Matt. Well, here's the thing. If I'm... If you're with Ben, you get to be best friends with Matt. So you're getting... all of it. You're getting the best of both worlds.
I don't know.
I think that Ben is just misunderstood. Here's my thing. I think the Garner era is his best decision he ever made in his life. I think, bless the J-Lo mistakes twice. Really set him back. Really set him back. They were not. They were not. Yeah. The Ben and Jen Garner. Are you kidding me? That's, that's a, Yes, so much. She's the 100 out of 10. I just think he messed up twice with J-Lo. It just wasn't, I don't know why. It wasn't good either time. Yeah.
So then SmartList dropped. So they re-dropped their episode with Ben Affleck from like two years ago, but I didn't know it was from two years ago. I knew it was like a rerun, but click on it. Oh, you guys. Was it good? Yes, because Ben is always good. but you got to listen to the first 10 minutes.
Oh, why?
Because he's talking all about Jennifer Lopez and like the songs.
And you're just like, because you're just like, that did not age well.
This isn't going to work out. I wish, I wish Ben now could have told Ben then. I feel like they're still hanging out. I feel like they're still hanging out. Absolutely. I disagree. What makes you think that? No.
I saw earlier this year, I think Ben Affleck and JLo.
Hanging out and out in front of Craig's huggy and kissy. What? No, I don't buy that. Look, I think they both realized two times was not, it just didn't work twice. And they got married.
One of them.
I know they almost got married. Let me tell you, I did get married. I know once, but they almost got married twice. Yeah. Here's the thing. No one believes me, but I knew. And look, I hope Ben's not listening. Cause Ben, I'm, I'm like your biggest number one. You got it going on. You look great. Your movies are great.
We'll talk all about it. But I knew when Pat O'Brien did this interview, you should have called me. me Ben. Pat O'Brien did this interview like live in the kitchen with Ben and J-Lo, right? I don't know where they were. They looked like they were in a mountain cabin somewhere. And there's this moment. And if anyone finds the footage where Jennifer Lopez is cooking and something happens. I don't remember if Ben went to like reach for a chicken finger.
I don't know what was happening, but she snaps at him like, and I remember in my brain at that moment being like, nope, this will never work. And I was correct. Then fast forward. And again, I like both these people. I especially love Ben Affleck. They're not meant to be. That, movie documentary did you guys watch that.
I feel like we need to listen it was the um when she came out with the 2.0 and she it was like dance and everything i.
Did watch that it was there's a couple moments in there where once again i was like.
No yeah she she should have even though it didn't work out a rod was the right match for her in my.
Opinion i 100 agree with you yeah 100%. Ben needs someone different. He needs Jennifer Garner, but she's not coming back. So he needs someone kind of like that. And also shouldn't need to be famous. I just don't think this is my problem with Ben.
I just don't think he's going to go for another Jennifer Garner.
Yes, he is. Okay. I think he's figured it out. I think he's unbothered by it and wants to stay home and watch TV on his couch. And feels great about that, which I support it 100%. But I think there will come a time when he's like, I'd like a best friend. And he'll find himself a nice best friend. I'd love to have long conversations with Ben Affleck. You know, he's like real smart. Let's talk about him. Well, he's not that smart for that scene with the wagon and animals.
I can't. So Ben, let's just talk right to Ben. The movie is not terrible. No, it's okay. It's not. Yeah, I love all the Spanish. And it represented LA fully. And it had sort of an interesting plot. There was some controversy. What would you do? Yeah, a lot of political undertone. From the wagon scene forward, the end has me so confused. Yeah. There's two parts that are cringy.
The wagon is insane. It's like, I don't even understand. Yeah. Why did he watch that and think that looked good?
That's what a lot of people on the internet are wondering too. And I remember seeing it and being like, what was that?
Did he, like what had happened when I watched it live before all the, I watched this right when it came out. So I didn't see all the chick talks about the wagon. I just thought, well, that looked like a blow up doll flying through the air. First of all, anyone with like a modicum of science knowledge would know that the wagon is not going to propel the child.
A big child.
Forward.
Like that. Yeah. The kid's going to just fall out and be bloody and like scrape their knees. They're also probably not going to die. Yeah. It's not going to be pretty. We might have a broken arm, tooth missing. Yeah. It's not launching it like it's a skyrocket or a, what are those things called? Slingshot. Slingshot.
Yeah.
No. Can you show Danielle the scene? Danielle, have you seen the one scene? I haven't. It's absolutely absurd. And I know my Ben. I don't know why he didn't look at that. I mean, this guy's won an Oscar. Multiple. Why did he not watch that?
Imagine working at Netflix and denied a raise.
Someone's real mad. This is like on TikTok links. Someone's really mad about something.
Yeah, it's a TikToker going off about the scene.
Okay, well, let me see it. Oh, watch the scene. And it, okay, somebody made the comparison to that 80s movie that Paul Rudd always, like, Paul Rudd has this bit. I can't remember who he did it with. I think Conan. Conan. They'd be like, let's watch the clip. And then every time it's this old 80s movie of a kid in a wagon going down, it's worse than that. Oh, no, the kid's in a wheelchair in the other one. And flies off a cliff. Does that kid live in that Paul Rudd movie?
I have never seen that movie until the reference, and I had to look it up for this.
But it was horrible. Oh, I'd seen Paul Rudd do that clip so many times. But, Danielle, are you watching it? I need a live reaction. I'm trying to.
Jackie, you're going to have to text it to me because it's not coming up on my computer.
While she does that, did someone boo you?
No.
What? You don't know what it means? Oh, this? The Halloween thing?
Yeah. No, those are for my kids for Halloween morning. I went to Target over the weekend and I just grabbed it.
Oh, you already got it organized. Yeah. You're going to be the booer to your kids. Yeah, so this was not a thing with me growing up. No, I learned about it later. So like, say you would do it to Missy. So you would drop off a couple things like that that you have in the background to Missy's kids and say, you've been booed. And I think you don't even reveal who you are. Hoo, hoo, that makes me think of Halloween. But maybe you reveal, you might reveal it. I don't know on that, but you definitely surprise them. And it's pre-Halloween. That's pre-Halloween. Wait, please watch this.
I'm trying to. What is taking so long? I'm going to start eating a chip. Oh, there it is. Here we are. Okay, watch the scene and then just live react. Did you see the kid come hurling out of the wagon? Yeah, and the wagon just goes right back in. And then there's like, there's all this controversy because I guess Ben said he did use AI, but I'm not going to say when. That's fully AI. We know when, Ben. Yeah, we know. I was surprised he direct, first of all, I thought it was a series. The promotion was not clear.
That was a really bad scene. Terrible. There you go. Terrible. But the movie is actually not, wholly terrible. There are parts that are weird. The ending is confusing. The other scene I cannot handle. I cannot. And maybe it's because of my love of Ben. I don't know. But Jackie, when Kerry Washington and Ben Affleck are in the bed.
What do you want? Don't bleep out my swear. It's so cringy. Yeah.
When he says what I want and he's like, I want to be president. I want to F my wife and I wanted to do it.
And then she says it. It was like, what? Ew. What was the turning point? But it was a bad, like scripted, like I under, like, I don't even mind the scene. And I like that it's their moment where they're going to reunite and be on the same page again. It's the, It's the script. I was like, ew.
It just didn't come across right. And you know, he tried to get Jennifer Garner for the Kerry Washington role.
I know, I would have loved that. But he wasn't going to be him. He was just going to direct it. And I think Matt was going to be him. Oh, that's right. It was Matt and Jennifer Garner.
And yeah.
That would have been awesome. But that one, that scene. Yeah, no, I'm good. I didn't really like the movie. I just don't want to hear Ben Affleck saying that in that way. Yeah. It was cringy, definitely. But the rest I liked other than who was the kidnapper? We never got the answer. So actually it was- I thought we'd know. Sort of.
We didn't see his face, but apparently- They took that mask off, that weird cat mask or whatever.
His law firm, his dad's law firm sued somebody for contaminating water and it put out this man's business.
Did they forget to tell us that or was it just in those clips in the beginning? It was in the clips in the beginning.
They showed like the newspaper articles and the guy on the computer like looking for him and stuff.
But that's it. And it was just. And also I thought Gillian Anderson wasn't great. Sorry, Gillian Anderson. She was a little like over the top or something. yeah it was too much her head popped off it's just.
Like yeah I just I didn't get it I didn't walk away from this film thinking that was good I like like voicemails from Isabel I was like oh that was the same yeah.
But I get it I didn't walk away from this thinking it was awful though oh I did oh I didn't oh god I got you Ben I got you it wasn't awful it just had flaws yeah I was entertained throughout.
I'm like, okay, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. All right. If Ben Affleck wasn't in it, how would you feel? Well, is it Colin Farrell? Like, who is it? No, I'm pretty into Ben right now. I'm pretty into Ben. I'm not going to lie. Like, I'd watch something else with Ben. What else has he got going on? What else can I.
See him in?
I do not have the answer to that. We'll let the people wonder. Danielle, did you catch this last night on Dancing with the Stars?
And I want to see if this is a cringe moment for you.
Okay. When Harry Shum.
And Jenna Johnson were getting judged and Carrie Ann Anaba called out.
The lifts and the content.
I was like, oh, and even Derek Hough was like, oh, I feel like.
I just got in trouble.
I was like, oh, that was cringy did you think.
Carrie Ann was cringy or Jenna was cringy for fighting back on it she's all the lift yeah all of it I love that I love that stuff give me more cringe on that show give me more fighting give me more all.
Of it there was a bunch of clips this morning with like past lifts on the show where Carrie Ann was like who cares about lifts that was amazing like you know and she's just not like steady on it Yeah.
Let them lift. Why is there a rule? Let them throw them in the air. They got to have rules, but I don't care. Here's what I thought. It's all very same right now. No one stood out to me last night. Oh, I disagree. Talk to me. I disagree. I am thoroughly enthralled. I am sat. I am watching.
I am sick as a dog right now, as you probably can tell. And I somehow did this.
For who? For my bed. Just all of them. No, but who's standing out to you? For me, they're all same, but good. I'm not saying they're all bad. They're all good. Maura. I love Maura. I didn't think it was her best night.
It wasn't, but I still love watching her. I love watching her. I love watching Ezra. I love watching Harry. Jenna is... When they did the Paso, I was like... I literally was... Clapping.
I was like, finally for Val. Yay. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
On it.
I felt it. Mm-hmm. Whitney Carson. Whitney Carson. She's awesome.
I have no words for you. I have, I am so proud of her. One, two, how empowering. And three, it just like, look, I once was pregnant and I know how you feel during that time and you are not wanting to do the splits or let alone.
Kick your leg in the air.
And she just is defying all the odds.
She's fire. Incredible. I just, she's, she's changing the show single-handedly. I just love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. I just think all the rest were all equally good. And I don't want Tyler to go home.
I might be on my own Island for this, but Tyler, I love watching him dance.
I don't want him to go home at all. Look, it was Guillermo's time to go. That wasn't a bad, it was time. But the rest, I'm like, they're all good. No, wait, but Julia Stiles, guys, she brought out Save the Last Dance. I know, I know. She brought out her co-star, Sean Patrick Thomas.
It's like, this was the right time to pull that out because we were all waiting.
I agree. And I'm so glad she did. And she did the chair thing and the thing and this. I saw that, yep, yep. No, it was good. It was good. So I'm glad she did because I'd be like.
She was struggling the week before and she couldn't like connect with people. I think she was too like straight face.
Let me tell you what I didn't care for. And I don't want, and I like the, I like the Kardashians a lot. Do not get me wrong. I thought Khloe and I love Khloe. She might be my favorite Kardashian was a little too mean about that teacher. I did not care for that. I thought, you know, he responded back. He clapped back a little good for him because he, I didn't think that was nice. And I didn't see any reason why she needed to do that.
She didn't need to criticize his name either because the J and the Y. It's like Jacob. That's how you pronounce it in Spanish. I thought that was so not, I thought it was mean. Now, what I loved was the original part. So this teacher, just to catch people up, and I'm totally paraphrasing because I can't even remember the whole thing. The teacher posts like, I'm... you know, six feet tall. I'm a teacher, sixth grade, whatever it is.
I'm making this up. Single, I live in Carmel or wherever it was, Santa Cruz. And he's like, I'm just looking for someone to hang out with, something like that. And then she wrote a cute little comment. What was it like? I'll hang out or something. This is not it, but it's something to this. How's your, oh yeah, I'm just wanting someone to come home to and ask me how my day was. So she wrote, how's your day?
Very cute, very adorable. Love it. Got a lot of attention. I understand that's probably overwhelming for the teacher. Right. He's like, oh, I didn't want this to turn into.
This, right?
I get it. I get all that part. He allegedly DM'd her a few times, which, cute. Maybe he should have kept it more public. I don't know. Dating is hard. That's why he wanted to shoot his shot.
Right.
So he shot his shot, right? He's like, how are you? I don't know what he said, right? So now we're watching the Kardashians, right? Which, is delayed. Right. Am I getting this right? And she really was not so nice. She like, yeah, she sort of made fun of his name. He says, she's got all these DMS. She's like, I'm not going to talk to this guy. Kind of just like, well, yeah, not like her too. She's very, yeah. Maybe she's having a bad day. I don't know, but I just thought, Oh, I didn't care for that. It was scary. I'd rather watch that wagon scene I'd rather watch Ben Affleck in that bed scene with Kerry Washington I need to find it I put in.
Our group chat about what the teacher said back.
He says he gets schooled by his when the student who hates when.
They try to roast and embarrass me on the Kardashians but I get roasted by high schoolers every single day and.
It's just him being like I just saw no need to roast him Yeah. Like this guy's a teacher. He's like doing awesome. Oh, I did not like when she said, and his name is Y-A-C-O-B. Get a J. Also, like, let's not forget you commented on his page. Also just wasn't necessary to be so mean. Just say, I just think there could have been a whole nother way. Oh my God, that like, this is, and she could have said like, this is why I can't date because I, I do one thing. And so, you know, there's so many ways to do it.
Right, right.
So I don't know. Let's just. Chloe, you've had better days, Chloe. You've had better days, Chloe. Yeah, just be nice. It's whatever. I still love everybody. I do like Chloe, but I think, oh, she's having a bad day. How do we feel about girls coming back? I never watched the original. You didn't? It's sort of an, it's sort of a sex in the city kind of. turned on its head.
Thing yeah I know this is a big deal and people really care about it I'm I'm all for seeing Lena Dunham back on screen so I'm I'm here for it.
I'm okay with it I watched it and but it wasn't one of my shows where I was like sat and you know yeah it was just like oh I you know down a list of shows I'll watch this episode but I'm okay with it I'm like whatever about it to be honest like yeah no fair But I like that they're only going to do five episodes.
This is not going to be a whole big reboot. Which is five. I liked it. I liked how they brought it back. I liked that YouTube announcement or whatever, TikToks, Instagram, wherever you watched it. I randomly watched it on YouTube. And that guy I like that, menopause. What's that cutie's name in the shower with the toothbrush? What is that cutie's name? Adam Driver? No, the other guy. Andrew Runnells.
Andrew Runnells. He's so cute. He's like my favorite part. Yeah.
All right.
I'm in. What about Tobey Maguire doing the wedding? Oh, my God.
Officiating your ex-wife's wedding.
Kind of awesome. It is kind of awesome.
I mean... It's awesome in the sense that like it just shows that you can have a great relationship with your ex.
But this is like she wanted him to do it. Right.
Because he's not in that position because he won that position. It's like you only get asked to be the officiant if the people that are getting married want that.
So like not only was it her decision, but her new husband's. Yeah, it did. First of all, bless her, because maybe she doesn't care. Took a little of the excitement off of her. Because the story is all about Tobey Maguire doing the wedding. Also, where's Tobey Maguire? We talk about that all the time.
Right.
Retired? But that's kind of cool.
I do think it's weird, but it's cool. If it works for them, great. But I think about every ex I have and I'm like, yeah, no. I don't want you officiating my wedding.
But good for them. Yeah. And Leo was there. Great guest list. very great list uh guest list i mean all right and it says mcguire and myers a meaningful reunion came more than a week after they finally settled their.
Divorce so didn't they get divorced they've been separated since 2016 yeah like 10 years ago so i think officially.
Longer do they have kids together they do they have teenagers 19 and 17 that.
They're like showing their kids like Yeah, we're still buds.
And then she has a new four-month-old daughter with the new husband.
I'm all for it. Jeffrey Ogunlese. Great stuff. And Jana Kramer did not call me back yet to talk about how she looks like. Should we try her again? We're bright at the same time. She's not going to answer us again. She's not going to answer, yeah. She might be in dinner time with her kids. Should we try, though?
You can try. Let's just see if she... After this, I'm going to lay horizontal on my bed and work. Oh, are you sick? I'll help you with that. I've got tips.
Hold on.
We're calling Jana really fast. Who does she look like again? Haley? Chloe. Chloe Bennett. Why did I think her name was Haley? Chloe Bennett. Chloe Bennett?
Mm-hmm.
Maybe she's making a movie. I think Jana might be on a movie, making a movie right now. Your call has been forwarded. Oh, you know what? It's fall break, and so she might be out. Sometimes she'll come back to us. Oh my God, before we go. Tell me. How hot is Austin Butler? Oh, I've said this forever. I am a big fan of his. There's something... very demure very um awesome demure awesome demure was demure a word for a minute there that was like yes it was yes yeah yes it was a it was a TikTok sound I don't know what the word is other than he's so hot and is Michael B Jordan the other one it's like Philip Michael Thomas and Don Johnson and Austin Butler is the one guy and Michael B Jordan's the other there Am I right? She's speaking a
different language than me right now. Do you know Miami Vice? Have you ever heard of it? I've heard it, but I know Miami Vice. Was there ever a Miami Vice movie already or no? Is this the first one? I'm not sure. Oh, you mean they're playing in the movie? Yeah, no. Austin Butler is the Don Johnson character and Philip Michael Thomas is Michael B. Jordan. It's fine. I already know I'm right. And they're hot, but Austin Butler... Because they're showing more video of Austin Butler. I haven't seen as much Michael B. Jordan.
Wow.
Okay, well, I'll tell myself. Sorry I wasn't in my A game today. Well, you're sick. But you did great for being sick. Yeah, I, you know. On a scale of one to ten, where are you feeling? Can I show you something? You promise not to judge me. You are not allowed to judge me. Is it a thing of snot? I don't want to say that. Okay, yeah, of course. And the orange things in this are the oranges I try to eat. That's just all. That's all tissues.
I had my coffee this morning and it's been on my desk and I've just been.
Putting the tissues in it. Tissues in it.
Yeah.
That's gross. And then the orange peels are the cutie I eat. It's gross. Can you get a garbage can in there?
Well, the reason why I didn't put it in my garbage can is because I wanted to stay in here. I put it in here so that I'm like, it's going to go in my trash can when I get inside.
I'm not judging you. I want to gag a little bit.
I know.
It's gross. You need to go take a bath. Do you have a bathtub? I do. I do.
I took a hot shower for 20 minutes this morning and just sat in there.
20 minutes? That's like short for me. It's long for me. I don't like being in the water for that long. Has the whole family gotten it yet or no? The toddler... I think it's the one that gave it to me. Oh, nice. The baby, I'm just praying. He was sick two weeks ago.
I'm praying he gave it to the toddler and then the toddler gave it to me because I really don't want the baby to get it.
Yeah. And John never gets sick. He's annoying. Oh, don't say that. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Ever. He gets sick once every two years.
And when he's sick, we do not see him for a week because he cannot get out of bed.
That's how men are. I'm sorry, but would they get sick? It's like the worst thing in the world. And then we work through everything.
And I'm still putting down the babies and wearing a mask.
I'm like, I can't. Same. I feel you on that one.
Yeah.
But at least it's only once every two years. But he's out. What are you going to do now? A bath or sleep or what? Because I have a lot of work to do. I just need to be horizontal on my computer. Yeah. I'm going to blow dry my hair now that it's four o'clock. I know. You know what? We need to stop doing that because people listening are also having a day. They don't need to hear about us.
Sometimes people like to know other people are having days too. We're always having days. We're always having days. But I'm not mad at it. I also do it with a smile. Just smile on my way. You're right. And I got my weekly sandwich because remember I'm only allowed one a week. Yep.
Delicious.
That was good. Last time I went, the line was out the door. Today, it was, I wanted a better time. If you hit that place at noon, oof, All right. Well, to be continued. Oh, my God. She just put another crumpled up tissue in her mug. I don't know why you do it in the mug. I love you guys.
Bye-bye.
Feel better. We'll be here next week, and you can listen if you want to. Oh, look at Jackie doing the out. Good job, Jackie.
Thanks, Jackie.
Thanks for holding it down.