Pay Attention to Fruit | Traitors S5 E6

0:00 And there's one person in there that he needs out so that the traitors can have a full turret conversation in this room. He says, go get Christy. Someone go get Christy. How Victor is the kingpin of strategy in this castle lets you know that we are doomed.

0:16 Right.

0:39 Hi, hello, and welcome to The Traitors. Bad TV, The Traitors.

0:47 The Traitors.

0:48 I'm here. Dylan is the name. Pat is over there. Hey. And Ruby Poopy is joining us in studio all the way from New York City.

0:59 Stop calling her Poopy.

1:01 Hi, Del. Hi, Pat. How are you?

1:02 Good.

1:02 I'm doing good. I'm kind of annoyed that Pat is trying to control my speech.

1:10 You know, the problem that I have with Canadian institutions is they're trying to compel my speech.

1:17 And I'm not going.

1:17 To let that happen. Who are you doing? I'm Dr. Jordan Peterson. Oh.

1:21 Stand your ground, Jordan. You stand your ground.

1:23 All right. So we are here to break down episode six of Zatratas Normies, a.k.a. New Blood. Pat, why don't we let Ruby give her shoulder taps first?

1:35 I think we should.

1:37 It's been a really long time since I got to chat about any of these folks with you guys.

1:43 Charlie Puth.

1:44 I missed them.

1:46 And.

1:47 Um, this was actually incredibly fun to watch for the reasons that this show usually make me laugh.

1:55 It was more of an experiment.

1:57 So people really think they're dying still.

1:59 They didn't tell them this season. Yeah. They're killing them really for real.

2:04 The Weasleys will not come out and claim your life.

2:07 No, no, not this time.

2:09 Um, and they also have cast really, really good nuts on the show. I'm really enjoying a lot of the different people.

2:17 Yeah, the physicist is one of the dumbest human beings.

2:20 I've ever seen. Oh, I'll get into astro. I'll get into astro after.

2:24 Remarkable, right? Remarkable.

2:26 So it's things like that. Wyatt, I just can't.

2:28 I can't get off of it. No, no, but- Wyatt, what?

2:32 And can you tell us what? No, I just, guys, from the beginning, and I know this one, but the.

2:36 Last three- But you've been wrong every time, every single film.

2:39 I know, I know, but this one isn't. Okay, okay, so- And then we had Victor.

2:43 I really liked this. I'm going to go 74 shoulder taps.

2:48 That's a good amount. Pat, do you want me to go next?

2:52 No, I'll go.

2:53 Okay.

2:54 I love this episode. This show is an amazing show. It's a look and a study of human beings and how bad we are. This is really a jury. This is what people do when they deliberate.

3:09 Can I piggyback off that really quickly?

3:11 It's so interesting because human beings with information are, you know, we rule the roost. These are human beings that are constantly afraid of the dark. There is an information vacuum. They are panicking and trying to fill it. It is a societal breakdown in a little castle and a beautiful thing to watch.

3:34 Here's my advice to human beings. If you're innocent of a crime, Hope for dear God. You never end up. accused of a crime and put in front of a jury because these kinds of decisions and deliberations that are being made, these will be made about you and you will probably be found guilty.

3:56 You'll be in prison.

3:57 Your life will be hanging in the balance, right?

3:59 By moronic decisions made like this.

4:02 Well, there will be 12 angry people that 11 of which decide in your favor. But the problem is, There's a Vietnam veteran with a glass eye who is just insistent upon eating out of a can of beans all the time. And he's just going to be a wild card. And you're going to get a lethal injection.

4:23 All right.

4:23 As someone who has been on a jury, and then I'll move on to my blindfolds.

4:27 Yeah.

4:28 Sorry, blindfolds, Mike, shoulder taps.

4:29 Shoulder taps.

4:30 Forgive me, too many podcasts.

4:32 I was on a jury in 2004, and it was two months. And I found out when we started getting into deliberations that two of the jurors did not speak English.

4:44 So they'd heard a.

4:46 It's a major impediment.

4:47 I would think so.

4:48 Yeah.

4:49 But the judge didn't have a problem with it. That's it.

4:52 That's it.

4:54 What?

4:56 I actually asked, I was like, do any of you have a problem with the fact that two of the jurors have not understood any of the testimony?

5:09 Sir, please stop speaking right now. Sit down.

5:10 Yeah, you're a racist.

5:11 Juror number four, sit down. Racist piece of shit.

5:15 All right. Well, anyway. All right, let's get to my thoughts. All right.

5:19 The Victor situation, which this is very interesting where the traitors will go with this because this problem is not going away for them.

5:31 It's Titanic.

5:33 If they kill him tonight, which... is probably the only move they can make.

5:40 Right.

5:40 You've got to play the frame game.

5:42 They will have to pit each other against each other. But if you do that, Tamika and Joe are forever tied.

5:50 To one of each other. They're handcuffed to one another. He's done a pretty good job at tying each of them with each other. Katie is the survivor.

5:59 You've got to do the Rinna thing, where you bring Victor into the room and you go, listen. I'll keep you here to the end, and then we'll figure out what to do later.

6:12 Hmm. I think it's a little too late for that. They're screwed.

6:15 They're absolutely screwed.

6:16 I think the only thing that they actually might be able to pull off if they kill him is that Katie could come back and say, like, we literally did this three weeks ago, you guys. You all thought that it was, everybody thought I was a traitor, and I told you it was a frame game then, and it's the same thing now.

6:31 Maybe.

6:31 I don't know.

6:32 Yeah, you got to play a frame game.

6:33 If you keep him around, he's just going to continue to work.

6:37 You can't.

6:38 Against you.

6:39 Yeah.

6:40 And once he's right, then the domino falls.

6:43 No, the problem is, these are yours.

6:47 Oh, so the other thought is, rule three that Victor broke very early on is he has yet to make any real relationships.

6:56 Yeah.

6:56 Right.

6:57 Had he done that, he would have had a warmer reception to making this case, and the dominoes would have started to fall, and this game would have ended very early.

7:09 He is so much like a golden retriever. He has the goatee that is so commonly associated with him, but he also is just a lovable, laughable guy. I mean, we forget that these.

7:24 He's trying to have sex with Maddie.

7:26 They just hump and hump and hump. I mean, we see him calling dibs on carrying Maura's dead body because he wants to do something to it. He wanted to have sex with the person. So he's just, he's been rutting and he needs to focus.

7:39 Last thought, Astro Abby.

7:43 She is proof that you can be a genius at your book smart. but you're an absolute idiot from the street. She has been wrong on everything at this game. I cannot believe she's here. I would consider her one of the worst players on traders that I have ever seen because it's one thing to be wrong once, twice, three times, but to continually be wrong and to not change course makes you.

8:16 It makes you horrible.

8:18 Astro Abby would get worked over by a pawn shop owner.

8:23 Because she'd keep coming in there.

8:24 She just wouldn't be able to figure out what was going on.

8:28 She's a narcissist because.

8:31 Go, Pat. Okay. Do you remember.

8:34 This is a horrible comparison, but let me just go down this road. Do you remember the guy who was doing back surgeries and he kept fucking everybody's backs?

8:43 You're talking about Dr.

8:43 John. No.

8:45 No.

8:46 It wasn't Dr. John. That's a different sociopath.

8:50 Dirty John.

8:51 That's Dirty John.

8:52 No, we're talking about the guy who did back surgeries and he kept fucking up. But in his own mind, he was so smart that he would figure it out by keep working on people's backs. She keeps making mistakes because she thinks she's so smart. Eventually, she'll get it right.

9:10 Yes. And that's what makes her dangerous.

9:13 Yes.

9:13 I also think that she, uh, comfortably in her life is probably a lot of sample size case studies that show people like me are right. And people like Victor are fucking dumb and wrong. And this just isn't one of those times.

9:25 And she's bad. Okay. Uh, I love this episode. A hundred, uh, shoulder taps.

9:30 I'm going to give it four dead people in coffins.

9:32 Clyde, Mark and Nia.

9:33 Joe is with them. He will not be going home as he is a traitor.

9:37 Yeah.

9:38 Um, and One by one, the faithfuls, as you pointed out, Ruby, tell us laying in this coffin is one of the worst moments and fears they could have ever wanted in their entire lives. And this week, a dude's safety bar reopened.

10:00 Released from a roller coaster. Yeah, Goliath.

10:03 And the dude fell 200 feet to his death. And witnesses waiting in line were covered in blood spatter from his brain.

10:15 You know what's crazy about that?

10:17 This is worse.

10:19 The garlic fry line just kept moving. People just kept putting their cards down. We're in a bad spot in this country, is what I'm saying. Because when someone's humors explode on you, there's no time for garlic fries. They are delicious. I'm not saying they're not delicious.

10:45 Do we not close down the park? Do we not make everyone evacuate?

10:50 We don't want to freak people out.

10:51 People are having a good time. So they have some lower intestine on their leg.

10:56 My point is.