
New Nose, New Attitude: RHORI Recap with Monica Garcia
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Reigndrops, Moni-Carlo is THRILLED to recap Part 1 of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island reunion! The ladies did not disappoint, and the reunion kicked off with plenty of drama, shade, and memorable moments. And not to be NOSEY, but we have to talk about the glow-up. Tune in, RHORI fans!
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Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives in Atlanta, New Jersey and my own creation, The Love and Marriage Franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode we recap reality television from the Real Housewives Franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset, in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well. Rain Drops Happy on Monday, Yesterday, haveesday.
To all our fathers who are rain Drops and Monica? What are your fans called? Do we know?
I don't know? Can I say it on here?
Sure? What couldn't you?
They literally named themselves it's the best name.
It's Mona Hunts.
Your fans are the best, but I say the best.
They are actually the best. They really are the best.
Right, I know, see you next Tuesdays. And if you are a father of animals, children or you know you have a sugar daddy and happy father.
Yes we are the daddy's out there.
Yes, baby, yes, yes. When I say to you is a Monica? Yes, I literally I watched this reunion of the Real Housewats of Roe Island, which is where we're recapping today. Yes, Part one, Part one, Monica Garcia and the Monica see you next Tuesdays. Yes, watched your last night and when I say to you, I was highly entertained, so much so I dripped about this show.
Hey, it was in my dreams.
I'm fix all of my things and I'm like, I cannot talk to Monica.
Honestly, I watched it and I was like, this is going to be such a good recap because they are taking it in every freaking aspect. It's actually insane, and I still don't feel like they're getting their credit they deserve, like they it's in stop.
No, I'm going to say this and I'm not going to take it back. Okay, real Housewise A Rhode Island is the number one Housewise show curly airing It's It's It's, It's It listen and this reunion true union SOLIDI fin how amazing this show is. We're talking about a show that had twelve episodes and not one filler, well twelve, not one filler.
Even the part one reunion so good.
Oh oh, it was insane. It was insane in the membrane. Okay, before we get into the content of the reunion. Let's get into the reunion looks. Okay.
Yes, I was so excited about this. I was like, okay, are we going to read our looks?
All right? So Monica you go first. Ladies first, let's rate the reunion looks. So what I'm going to do? Hey, our Patreon subscribers, because we love you so again, if you're listening to this on audio, we appreciate it. However, you have to go on Patreon so you can see the visuals because Honey's talk about Monica Garcia and Carlos King. Hello.
All right, So up at that our first look that I want us to not judge, but judge Joe Ellen.
Okay, so she I actually okay, she is number let me see one, okay, because I put him in first, one, two, three, for five whatever.
Okay, And she actually she was like number six for me.
I didn't love it, Okay, I didn't love it. There were a couple dresses that look. Let me say this first off, let me start by giving that every glam Okay, when I say that, I mean their hair and their.
Face I loved.
Right now, I'm just basing just the dress, Yes, just the dress because her her makeup, her hair, she looks beautiful. This is just the dress, and I just felt it was more like PROMI for me, like winter formal. I just didn't love the dress as much as I feel like I should have.
Okay, I love that and I actually agree with you one Joe glam hands across the board. Yes the dress. The dress is winter formal, so I agree with yes. Yeah, yeah, okay. Up next we have Alicia.
Yeah, this was my least favorite absolutely okay, okay, no shade, no great, we love her love yes, but that.
She gets my least least faithful look.
Yeah, the.
Michael's Party City sort of like Sparkle disappearing. It looks cheap. It looks like it was made in a grandmother's basement who is retired, and she did this because she feels bad that Alicia was homeless.
It literally reminds me of like Rue twenty one, Charlotte Ruth's wet CEO vibes kind of like you.
Know what I mean, I don't know.
And again, love the person, don't love the dress even in this photo.
It doesn't look right. I don't know.
No, it looks very cheap. We love you.
She's safe.
Definitely at the bottom. Okay. Up next we have mob Wife Live.
Okay, Okay.
The number one comment I wrote down for this was when she turned and she said, am.
I giving mother of the bride.
Because the way that Heather Gay from Salt Lake always gets dubbed the mother of the bride look of the every reunion and honey, it is not giving mother of the bride to me because her beat baby, Oh my god, her glamb was probably my favorite. Her face, she is just a stunner.
Now, as far as the dress, I didn't love it, I really didn't love it.
But her her tan, her makeup, her hair color. She looks like a Greek goddess right there. She really does. Yeah, but it was definitely in the bottom for me as well.
Agree, agree, listen, it's it's listen. Liz Blae was great. Yes, the dress was less to be desired. It was long, the sleeves like I'll give her this. I like the fact that the design of it was different. I've never seen a dress on a reunion that had like the separate sleeve that kind of elongated down to the actual dress.
So all of that to me was like cool. Yeah, in terms of like style, it was okay to me, like.
Whatever, it worked as a complete ensemble because I mean, like I said, her beat, I mean I loved the long ear rings, the open miss line like it worked overall. So that's why it's not my least favorite. It was still gorge but it just in the bottom for sure.
Okay, Next we have.
Ashley, so she I had okay, she would I put number six.
I didn't love it. I didn't love it, but she looks beautiful.
Listen, she's a gorgeous woman and she's stunning, and she's wearing that dress. So listen, I will say this. I like the dress. I like it, And the reason I like is because I look at this dress and I'm like, Okay, she's wearing it. She's wearing the fuck out of the dress. It hugs to her body. I think, hit the toe gorge.
I think again, maybe it's the color for me. I think I would have loved to see her in a brighter, more vibrant blue, like a little bit more along the lines of Kelsey. And maybe that's what it is. But again, she's stunning. I've loved her forever.
She's she's awesome, so stunning stunning woman. Yes. Next, we have speaking up Kelsey.
I put her as my number one.
I will say this. That color, the.
Color, bitch, it's giving Ratty spears red latex. I like that's the vibe it was given. She looks incredible. It's something that I would wear. I loved how it fits.
The color.
Just the color is what got me. It's so good, so good. She was my number one favorite. Even though the dress is more simple, it's just classy and classic.
I just I love it.
I love it when you are that beautiful, less is more right, like you don't have to listen. Love her. I hate her. Kelsey is like stunningly gorgeous. Honey. It's her having a sugar dady for ten years and yeah and apparently a girlfriend, but we'll get to that later. Bitch, okay girl, she turns off the guys and the goals allegedly. Yes, gorgeous color, it's simple. I love the neck, love it now to like how everything is like down to her.
All you can see is her all arms. It's like she does pilates. Yes, soldiers. Gorgeous woman, one hundred Okay. Up next we have rue La rue La La.
She was actually my second favorite.
I agree.
Her dress was so different and it fit her so well. And I love the color. Yes, the colors are what gets me. It's just it's what sticks out. I feel like her and Kelsey stuck out because their colors were just so vibrant. Like I said, that's what I wanted for Ashley, just a really cool, vibrant color. But this dress was really really different and beautiful.
I loved it. It was it fit her and her personality perfectly.
Oh second feat, Yes, like the look itself. She looked like a star. The who knows. I'm into it. I'm into I thought her glam was great and we'll get into this later. But the reason why the dress work is because she had a confidence to pull it off. It is also a good dress. The body's bodying.
Yes, look amazing, so good, so good.
Last, but not least, we have Rosie.
Yeah. Remember remember she's right above Alicia.
Yeah, I love it.
No, I couldn't know love Rosie Nice.
I love you. I hate the dress. I'll use that word. I hate it. I think it's I think it's I don't know what it is. It's it's it's just not good. I don't know.
Only The only reason why she wasn't below Alicia is because at least it fit her body, whereas I feel like Alicia's fits so.
Wrong. It was just wrong. But they're both just yeah, a miss for me.
This is reality with the King and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. It's a miss for me, and that's fine. Ladies, is your first reunion. Trust me, things get better because one thing I will say, you girls, obviously when you're getting a second season, however, you girls are bringing it. Let's just get into the reunion Rosie versus Kelsey, like out the gate that beef Monica. You know about the slam pig and the funny thing about the slam pig is this.
That's a funny thing about the slam pig, right, because listen, I know we talked about this already, but for the rain drops, I want to be able to explain what a slam pig meeting is.
So a slam pig is a vulgar, derogatory slam term for a promiscuous woman who is casually sought after for sexual encounters. No shade. Based on what the ladies are saying about Kelsey, it describes Kelsey's reputation.
Look, if I were called a slam pig and that was the worst thing I had ever been called, that's a great Tuesday for me.
Okay, I don't think it's that deep. I think it was, you.
Know, something that was able to be a little bit of a storyline. I don't think it was that serious. I think we heard worst things said on that reunion stage than being called a slam pig, which you know, come on, come on, all housewives across all franchises have said.
Worse yea please. Yeah.
Yeah, I did not think it was a big deal. I'm kind of confused by it. Yeah, what did you think about them saying that? Look, the beef was not technically over the hair, but just over the way they sort of responded to each other. Which was interesting to me because on my podcast where they didn't show on this reunion, unless I missed it, Kelsey said the beef with Rosie that Rosie was digging dirt on all the girls before they started filming.
Yeah, they didn't say that, or I missed it too. I did not see or anything like that. I have always felt that whatever is going on with them, there is something much, much deeper there, and it has nothing to do with the freaking whatever that was, the megaphone through the neighborhood, the haircut, the posting, the not posting, the slam pig, the not slam pig. It goes deeper than that. These women, Kelsey and Rosie, I feel they just don't like each other on some level. Does that mean that they can't be friends. No, But there is a genuine dislike for one another there. And that's why it's all these little things that mean nothing, because there's a deeper rooted issue in my opinion as to why they just don't They just don't click.
I don't know. It could be a competition thing. I don't know.
I think it's a competition thing, I think. And again I haven't did a deep dive of their ages, but arguably they're like the youngest of the cast members Rosie Listen, Rosie is somebody graduated from college, had a job in journalism, worked her way up to the top, did all the things that.
You know you're supposed to do. Whatever. Kelsey, I'm not I'm not gonna say what. I'm not gonna say what was in my head. It would have came across a little like wrong. But Kelsey allegedly is somebody that they're saying slept her way to where she's at day for years. He already had a girlfriend, yeah, and all those things.
So I just think Rosie looks at women like Kelsey like, I don't respect your pedigree because I had to work hard to get where I'm at and you work hard in other ways to get where you at. And I think that's what it is.
I don't know if that's it. I kind of feel like and I feel like Rosie is justified in this. I feel like Rosie's like, fuck you for always coming for my life.
Who the what is?
Because I mean, Rosie just always comes for her shit, and it's like on what grounds, Like you're coming for her house, you don't have a damn house, You're coming for.
Her job, you don't have a damn job, You're coming.
I mean, it's just it's kind of it's they have this insane dynamic where it could go really ugly really quick if they don't agree and make a conscious effort to play nice, like they just don't drive yet, and they can becomes a friends you never freaking know, but that's what it feels like, now.
Yeah, it's giving like Kenya Portia, like just two women that something is just there. But ultimately I would love to see them become friends. Rosie doesn't seem to be somebody that really wants that. But how do you feel about Rosie dropping the bomb that Kelsey had a girlfriend who also funded her lifestyle? I?
Okay, did I miss that? Oh?
I'm sure you did, because they did nothing with it.
And I literally are you talking about the part where she said your only other coworker.
Was the girlfriend in Miami?
Yes, doesn't that just mean that he hadn't he had another girlfriend.
And that was her coworker.
I took it as Kelsey had a girlfriend too.
I took it as he's the boss and they're the coworkers, like they're the employees, uh huh of him, because we know he had a girlfriend in Miami.
Yes, So I took it as.
She's like, your only other coworker was the girlfriend in Miami, meaning like you're a coworker.
Is his other girlfriend? Oh that's how I took it.
Okay, no, no, no, Ray Robs and Mommy, yeah, let us know, let us know, because and this is why for me, I wanted more of an explanation because I was sort of like, why are we diving more into this?
Like I it was a good read, honey, because I thought she was saying, your employee is your big daddy, okay, and your only other coworker is the other bitch. He's life is funding in Miami. That's how I took it. And I was like, that's a right there.
Oh yeah, but I really wrong. Maybe you're right. I don't know.
I don't know, but the problem is we weren't able to dive into it more because I'm like, no.
They over that. Yeah, they breathed right over that for sure.
What were her thoughts on? Again? So there's this allegation that, you know, Joe Ellen, uh not Joelle. I'm sorry. There's there's this allegation that Rosie was involved. Oh yeah, you know the guy at work. Yeah, that had a dui messy messy messy asked Joe Ellen, which, Joe Ellen, you were made? Joe Ellen was literally made for reality television, right, like girl, they all were. No, they weren't, they were they were. That is true now, that is true. But for Joe Ellen to say no, he was getting a dui?
It rose in the car, and that's in the police report.
Can show us the police report.
She flopped right there, because bitch, you should have come up on that reunion stage with that goddamn police report printed out and ready to go billboard style.
Honey, hold it up so.
The people in the back can read it, because if you genuinely, if that was fact, you know, Joellen aka Reality Bondtisse two point zero would have had the proof on that reunion stage.
I'm sorry until I see proof of that.
No, because Joellen doesn't miss a beat when it comes to dragging someone's ass on the tea that she has for them. And so I feel like, where get the police report?
Then?
Otherwise stop because it was very divided, to be honest, and if you caught, they admitted they've never even seen the police report.
No, Joel, Joe Ellen flop bad and that's why. And we'll get to this in a second. No, o shay, because listen, I am biased. I love rue La La la la. Yeah, so, but I'm also I can also call her out. I will say this. When Joe Ellen flopped, when she said Andy said do you have it? She goes no. But I know the police officers I spoken I spoken to the police officers who wrote it, wrote the police report. Are you fucking wait.
No, fuck out of here with that, bitch. No, no, you can't do that. No, no, you can't do that. Like, and the thing is is Joellen would have had that.
So that's where it's kind of like, Okay, maybe she didn't, but no, Joellen and her little snoop doggie dog investigation asks would have had the police report one hundred percent. So that's where it's kind of like, okay, no, And until someone publishes that, I'm just I'm gonna not believe that because I do think if it were true, she would have had the proof there on that stage.
And it makes me question the stuff that she was saying about Brian. Now, listen, we know that Brian's a cheated cheatah pumpkin eater.
Yes, but self admitted, self admitted.
Not admitted. And I'll make a question like all of these receipts because again, no shape to ru La La. I was sort of like, okay, Rula, not everything is doctored. Not everything is like yeah, no, right, But when Joe Ellen said it so confidently, no, it wasn't the police report, where is it?
Oh?
I don't have it with me.
I heard it, well, did you see it? No, I've never actually seen them. Okay, so you don't have the police report. You've never seen the police report, and all you have is hearsay from people that allegedly wrote the police report.
That's sloppy. That's sloppy, and that's not going to hold up in court. So it's not going to hold up on the reunion stage either.
So no, and I'm gonna tell you what it's made me be. I'm Tim Rosie like, yeah, they flopped Kelsey love you down, Joellen love you.
Yeah.
I walked away loving Rosie Moore because you know a person is telling the truth when they say bring it out, then show it to me if you if you have it, show it. I'm not lying and you have nothing to show. Tim Rosie here, y'all. Yeah exactly.
Yeah, that didn't land how they were hoping.
Speaking of things not landing. Yes, why tell you something, bitch, what I want to see Liz versus Ruler next season because I did not.
That's at Teresa Judae level against Danielle and you know it, you know it.
That is going to be.
When they're on the opposite sides of the couches and it's it's all over from there. It's all over from.
There over it's a Renda's rap because Okay, so earlier in this season, Marula was in the episode Yeah that was so funny because Joe Allen's funny you were three, which I'm like, yeah, bitch, she was. But she also has second chair like you do, like you.
Know what I mean, like yeah, and she and I like, you want to know what's so funny is watching that?
I literally said in my head, I'm like, that's what she needs to say, Like she needs to clap back and be like three episodes in the same seat as you and your twelve bitch. You gotta be quick with it now.
Rula said in the earlier, earlier part of the season that look when it came to Liz and Jerry, uh, She's like, when the mice away, the cat will play right. So the thing.
Which, by the way, the way rute my La delivered that lot in her confessional very much like do with this information what you may it is.
I love you, mob wife, however you are lying and Liz low Key, you have the worst performances reunion because I think you lie throughout it. But we'll get to that in a second. Let's stick to her and rule my lah. When she's like, well, tell me, like we're so close and I told you things. Tell me. Rula's body linguage to me was like I respect marriages, and I like, I love you. I don't even want to go there with you because we don't have beat, Like we don't have beat, just don't make it. Really.
Her money language to me was giving, like mousey, like she was scared to go there with Liz.
Not that she has respect for people's marriage.
She don't give a fuck about people's marriages, and we know that because of how she ended up coming for Joeellen in her marriage at the end. She don't give a fuck. She was scared of Liz, and she was like, do I want to take it there with her? Am I going to go down this motherfucking road with the Godmother?
Because once I take it down here, there is no coming back. And she was very much like, what you know, I want the fuck.
Like she was just like I don't, I'm not committed to this, whereas with Joel and she was like.
It between your legs, yeah, da da dah, like come on. She was scared as shit of Liz period and Liz and Liz knows that.
Liz was like say it, just say and she's like look and even ask so like, so were you kissing somebody? Liz and Liz got really coy and being here she goes athy, then just tell you what it is. I was hanging out with me, we were separated. How convenient you and Jerry got your story together the moment you saw the episode where Liz Liz low Key gave a little bit of tea about your indiscretions. I believe you ain't Jerry both cheated on each other.
I believe you had an arrangement.
I don't know.
They could have had an arrangement to like he's gone all the time. Who the fuck knows. Maybe they have like a open marriage on some level.
I don't know.
We don't know the intricacies of what people decide to do in their own relationships. But something something happened, and she's saying it was when they were separated.
And wouldn't even but wouldn't even admit that they kissed. She's like, we just hung out and you know, did things like what are you talking about? And being here she go. And just so you know, Rula, you and Brian called Jared we at six o'clock in the morning and Ruler said, look, bitch, give me the motherfucking receipts that never happened.
And Liz like it is she said, subpoena subpoena. You know, he was like, subpoena, witch, Shut the fuck up.
We are not subpoenaing subpoena and call records from four years ago on some bullshit.
I thought that it was hysterical, Rula said. Finally, all she was saying was this. All I'm gonna say is we were talking. Liz did her thing, and Brian I'm not Brian, and Jerry did his thing. And I'm like, it makes sense because remember when Kelsey made the comment about ongoing we all know the word that normally follows ongoing we're talking about at the Leisure fair is ongoing affair.
So the fact that Liz guys cut off Kelsey, I'm going what I'm going, what you know?
And then.
Left from there back and we're left.
From there, we all, even you, and I said, why is she tripping off the word ongoing? Now, in hindsight, I'm going affair, Liz, love you down you you had sex with Dino. Jerry knows about it. Like Monica said, I think you and Jerry just had a a open marriage at that time where.
People forgave each other yeah something.
Yeah, and and you don't want that to get out. And you know these some of of these girls are scared of you, which is why you hate Joel and so much, because Jebel also knows your teeth. But go ahead, Monica, just.
Don't know why you would not just own it.
That's that's the thing for me, because it sounds like everybody knows everything anyway, So what are they why?
Why?
I don't know. I don't know.
That's what's confusing to me about these these accusations is it's just like, okay, well just on the fact, yeah we had an affair, but we fucking worked through it. It's kind of like, honestly in a sense, how Rula is just like, yeah, he had an affair, I'm forgiving him.
Move the fuck on.
I don't care about your evidence anymore. I'm I'm as stick beside him.
Told list of her face is very different when you actually have kids with this person, like bitch, yeah, we have kids. I'm not going to be on the streets without my man. Who cheats is Yeah, that's the worst thing that could happen. Not in my life. I don't give a fuck. So I was just pleased with the surprise of Rula versus Liz, But then it gets to the Kels versus Liz, and when I say to you, not Kelsey, I'm sorry, Liz versus Joe Ellen. Okay, yeah, thank you for correcting me.
I was like, wait, did I miss that?
No?
Okay, I mean.
I was definitely shocked when Liz revealed and you and I both know this being in the reality world. Oh my god, rain Drops and Monica see you next Tuesdays. Liz was clearly saying that she was possibly tipped off by production, that the producers wanted Joe Ellen and Alicia to bring up the homeless comment and the car in the car, So that's what she was saying that without saying it.
So when she said she was not saying it without saying it. She just fucking said that ship.
But that was obvious what it was, right, Monica A hundred Well, and it.
Could be because maybe maybe an outsider wouldn't understand. I feel like it was obvious on some level though that I was like, oh, and they were so like, I'm not getting in trouble with production, bitch.
They were like, they said, the way ruthless is bout her.
Bitch, I'm not saying shit about production, not Monica.
They said, I'm sick of aside production, they hold the cars and my faith on the bitch. Fuck you and Liz. So a lot of our listeners may not have caught that, but you immediately knew, like what Liz is mad at is she was pissed because the producers told them to bring it up, which, listen, that is what happened.
Duh.
So I'm not gonna sit like, no, Yes, our job as producers is to say, hey, bring this up down there the bar that already happened on camera, bring it up. And the thing is this it's not a big deal. But yes, that is our job because we have to be able to track story. And yeah. But Liz, who was on.
A separate group chat with Joe, Ellen and Alicia, she felt that we have a pact and you bitches ye went behind my back and did what the producers wanted y'all to do.
Yep, she said y'all set me up. That was a plan.
You guys had your roles, and it was to get me to lose my ship. And I will say this, it makes sense now how she got.
Because remember we were like, what the fuck is going on with Liz? Like something else is going on. We both were abusing.
Her of being heavily medicated to say the least.
People were just like, what is going on now that we have?
And I love I loved when Liz said, I know that's how it looked, but that's not how it was because the way I fucking felt that in my bones from what I experienced on my show, Oh my god, you have no idea.
When she was like, yeah, I know that's how it was made to look. That's not really how.
That was, though, I was like, period, bitch, because they made you look like the crazy one, like you were losing your shit.
Hi, my name's Monica. Not my first time with that. And they don't show the motive, they don't show the other discussion, they don't show anything. And Liz was like, you bitches, you little bitches.
So really all her rage and anger where she especially was coming for Joelle and like, get the fuck out of my face with like you yep it all. I was like, this just tied that up with the prettiest little bow. And now it all makes so much sense why she was so out of pocket.
Oh yeah, it makes the most sense.
It was.
And that's what I will say. I will give Liz so Monica pretty much rain drops. She said it so eloquently. That's exactly what was going on. That's and and now we have contexts as to why Liz had that big reaction because her girls, who she's close to, she felt ambush and set up. And as a producer, a lot of these girls have sidebar conversations before they film and say, hey, I'm gonna bring this up just so you know the producers want me to.
That does happen, but they have their alliances, they have their freaking little pact. No one's going to break through that shit, doesn't matter what you do. They already have their little gangang. And yeah, that's one hundred percent what that was all about. And I was just like, wow, the closure I feel from being like, Wow, what's going on with Liz to now we know exactly what was going on with Liz.
Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. It was also interesting to see Alicia stand stand up for herself to Liz about whether or not she felt the apology was sincere, and just saying to her like, I don't believe that you are sincere when you're saying you sorry, because Liz is like, look, I never meant to demean your feelings and I was trying to protect you. I don't believe now, Liz, I love you. I don't believe that. I think.
Look, I think that was an amazing apology from who it was coming from. That was the most sincere, real, like heartfelt apology. I think that we've seen Liz give all season.
You believe it, you buy it.
I think that.
I yeah, And she literally said, she literally said, I was worried about how that's gonna look for you. Look, they've known each other since birth. I don't know I'm getting their relationship more grace because of the history there that's there. A lot of times cast members do not have a history that fucking that's like a real deep history.
And I think if Liz were to care about anyone genuinely like she had to apologize to you on that stage, it would be Alicia. But I do think she's also playing the reunion game, which.
Is to mend and move on.
Yeah, let me just apologize your eye was wrong. Did the blah blah blah, I'm sorry, I did the moving along.
Yeah yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.
But I do.
I do think she values Alicia more than anyone else on that stage.
Thing that was hilarious to me was what Andy is asking Joe Ellen, you know, a question. He's like, look, you was having a wild time in your twenties according to you, and really says she's still having it. Yeah, And Joe Ellis said, what, bitch, what did you say? Yeah, Brian is still having his right.
But I'm so team Ruler with this at this point. Stop talking about it, like shut up, Oh my god. So no shade Joe Ellen, but really let what Let it go.
In the words of let the mouse, Yeah, right, like just let it. Let it like he's he's not admitted it.
What more do you want?
Yes, we all know the Brian cheating on her. At that point, if I tell somebody that I know, look, he's cheating on you, and you stay with him, that's we're done.
We're done here. I did my part. That's it.
That's it.
That's you guys want to work it out. You guys have a family, that's your business. Move it along, like, oh my god, she and she has nothing else.
With it was it was just it was just too much. Even as Rula was inserting herself. I love the fact that Liz said, this is my turn, like this is actually my package, Like this is my segment. Rula, bitch, stop interrupting my segment? Can you? Can you stop? We did learn that Joe Ellen got laid off, and she tried to make it seem like she's not sure if Brian calling her bosses had anything to do with her getting laid off, and I'm like, Joe La, okay girl.
But the best part to me was when she said, yeah, you know, as a twenty year career woman, I just want to be a stay at home mom. And I'm like, listen, no shade. You just want to focus on bigger reality star the shows that hit it, and you.
Right, yeah, you're not a stay at home girl. You're in New York at a reunion. You're not at home. Which again, no shade, honey, get your.
Back, get all of it.
Milk, milk, milk it so the last drop girl. Okay, Yes, I love it. I'm here for you. I love the come up. I hate that people get shaded for it. Get it. But yeah, that was a very uh.
Funny statement because you're not you're you're employed. You're actually an employee and you're at your job, so.
It is yeah, okay, we have to get into the best parts of the reunion rula la versus Joeln I mean.
Man oh man.
The psychology or rula of this reunion to me was, Yes, she has suffered. This is how I think she feels. She has suffered through the embarrassment that her husband put her through. Rightley, So yes, Also, Joe Ellen just being a dog with the bone. She's watched all the episodes, That's what I was gonna say.
Now, she's seen everything, every confessional, every sidebar comment, every conversation, every sny little remark, like she has seen it all.
Now.
Yeah, and they give it to you, like at least for me, like the night before. Yeah, they give you the final episodes the fucking night before.
Oh shit, it's okay, So they give you the episode the night before. And that's what we do this, producers, because we want you to be able to see everything. And there is this world where it's also because you're feeling it fresh. Yes, like Rula came in hot because she saw everything Joe Ellen has said. And also I'm gonna call it out. Also is like, bitch, I'm gonna keep my motherfucking job.
Like she's seeing everything online, She's seeing what we said. Bitch, why are you there? She's seeing everybody's like that could.
Have been an email, that could have been a text, that could have been you know. So she's like, I better show up and fucking worked to day.
Yeah.
Oh and she worked and you met. Bitch. Joe Ellen was not prepared for the wrap when she's like, oh, you girling out of your slut and Joela got her back. No, your husband's a slut. I said, okay, that was good, you know, like, okay, give you that.
Then she goes about she said you a whore something big like between your legs, and I'm like, you sleep with doctors.
Just sat there like, oh really, oh really, what the sid but turn.
Don't your husband your husband? She was not prepared.
Oh, Joellen as somebody, in the words of Liz as somebody who investigates so much. You failed your job. You failed because there listen if I'm reading let's say me and Monca haveving to read off. Yeah, and I'm reading the fuck out of Monica and Monica's come back. It's about my boyfriend, Monica's losing. Like yes, like, okay, we listen.
We know he's a fuck boy, we know he's a whore.
Like okay, bitch, you already said that read, You've already read. You're rereading the same thing on repeat. There's nothing else, You've got nothing else. Yeah, And Rula said, I'm about to take it to hell, bitch. And Joellen was like, where did she get this information? Because all the sudden, the investigator became the one being.
Investigated and the tables have turned.
Honey and Andy shot up and girl, I was waiting for Rula to push him down.
I was just like, here we go, here we go.
Two point out. Everybody thought, oh, Joe Ell is the new Teresa. No, Rula is the new Teresa. Rula was ready for war, new nose, new attitude.
She said, I can smell your shit clearly now, bitch, And now I had my lip raised and I can speak it better to you, bitch, and I am coming for your ass. I am coming for your ass. And all Joellen had was your man in three episodes. And you can't go anywhere from there.
You just you can't.
Yeah, no, but to your point, Monk's to your point, and lady, listen up. You can't repeat the same read. Okay. The first time you said three episodes, I did chuckle. I said, Okay, that was funny. When you said, no, bitch, your man's a slut, that was funny too. You can't keep saying it over and over and over and over and over again. And the fact that Rula had the fact that, yes, you were losing. She said, she said, not only you're a slut and a whore, and you're still a slut and whore, you're also fucking doctors. And when she said and all of y'all know it, all of y'all know it's true, and they said.
There wasn't one motherfucking person that said, I haven't heard them.
No, did you see well, Liz said Rula, No, no, yeah.
Did you see Kelsey?
She's like that.
Now.
I'm telling you, Joe Ellen, you have made I'm say you have met your match. I listen. Even even I I didn't think Rula had it in her I base based on the season because she was so she avoided everything, so I didn't think she had it in her to like come at her. And when she got up out of her seat, I said.
Nude knows nw me, Honey. She said, you knows new me. She's got this new found confidence. I'm telling you. I'm telling you I did think though for a second I was like, oof if I had ever done that. Oh, I want to know the psychology, genuinely, Carlos. I want to know the psychology behind how some housewives can get away with.
Some things and other housewives camp.
I would actually love that, would be fascinating to know the reasoning behind that.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, one one hundred per Yeah, I'm with you on there, because the thing is, by these girls being new, no one really saw, I promise you, no one predicted that Rula would get about our seat to charge at anybody, right, and to see Andy get up because Andy normally can sort.
Of engauge like the seriousness, yeah, like nothing, but these are new women.
He doesn't know them that well. And I also think in your situation, unfortunately for you, right, very unfortunate. The entire cast except Mary Cosby, who was a friend of that season. They all were against you. You now, so you're charging out any bitch. They're like, she's dangerous, you know, which is no.
Honestly, when Joe Ellen said I will break your mother fucking nose, I was like, Lisa Barlow would have been on the phone with her lawyers and hr bitch if I.
Said immediately immediately, I yeah, not I'll break your motherfucking nose. And then then we have sweet Alicia. Oh no, she just got that done. Don't do that.
That's part, that's part. You can't script this. And again, this is why the reason why this show is so great is because of the history of these women.
Yes, I thought the same exact thing.
I was like, this is what the fuck you get when the cast is actually friends and actually gives each other grace and room to like bring it, bitch, without deciding to ice people out or take it too personal or whatever, and you get the whole arc.
Yeah, the whole arc.
You get the entire evolution of a real friend group. And that's what what the fuck people love and the depth of this cast is just it's it's insane, it's insane, underrated, in my opinion, severely.
They are incredible No, incredible cast, incredible reunion. Yeah one, no notes ten out of a ten. It was extremely, extremely entertaining. Is the best housewives show that's currently airing, And Monica and I will be back next week to give you our part two because let me tell you something, the husbands are coming out and one thing about these messy as husbands, they also have things to reveal too, and they don't mind getting in the shits with these lady as well, in the sense of like, let's talk about your husband shit too, bitch talk about we'll talk about yours too. Yep.
And I'm actually, I will say, I'm very interested to see how Joellen's husband comes to ball because he's.
A he's a warrior man.
I will say.
The way he held his wife down all season, and he was classy about it too, that's free.
You know. He didn't take it to the women, he wasn't taking it low. It was just boom boom boom.
So I'm hoping that we get a good show with the husbands coming in.
No, I know we will, I know we will. Yeah, Monica love you, boot, I would see you. We'll see y'all. Bye.
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