QUAI'D YOU DO THAT, WHITNEY?! | RHOSLC Recap with Monica Garcia

Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King. I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey, and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or scripted as well.

Hey, Raindrops.

Monte Carlo is back for another recap of Salt Lake City Housewives, but Raindrops, I have no idea. Was about to happen because as we were logging on, Monica is crying.

Monica, what's going on? You're crying.

I'm so.

These are like tears of frustration and like anger and disappointment, I guess. So I watched the episode today and I like to just jump on and get caught up on what's being said.

Quickly online before we film.

Yeah.

Right?

And my DMs were flooded with.

Clips of Whitney.

I haven't seen the episode, but I guess she was on Watch What Happens Live. And she said something about me that just was like so... Just a weird dig. And I have had nothing but have her back.

and Justin's back.

And obviously this has nothing to do with Justin, but I'm saying like supporting them, like I'm so sad for them.

You have not said, since you and I have been recapping, you have not said one negative thing about Whitney.

Not one.

Even when the whole audience and internet is against her, I have defended her, I have stuck up for her.

I am just flabbergasted. On this Watch What.

Happens Live clip, she was talking about Kwai coming into the group and justifying her sharing the toothbrush story with Angie because Angie was nervous about someone new coming into the group. And she's like, I just had to let her know Kwai isn't a Monica.

And I'm like, what the? Fuck? What the fuck? I haven't been on that show for years.

I have had years to be a total bitch to you.

And I never have. Not once. There is nothing you can find, clip, or see, or post of me trashing you Not once in years. I have done the.

Opposite actually and supported you and fought for your side, justified, rallied for you, encouraged you, whatever. I, I.

Just, I can't. And then you're, I, I.

No, take your time.

I'm sorry. I just, this, I don't know.

So stupid.

I'm crying because I'm so angry. I'm so angry.

Let me help you out here, if I may. The thing is this. I feel like the way you're feeling is this. You have been on the show. You only recap the show with me. You don't talk about these girls when they're off-season.

No.

And it's sort of like, leave me alone. You know, I think what you're saying is like, look, Y'all have beat me up so badly. I've taken it. It was one against six the last time you saw them. And you've accepted the situation. You've accepted the cards have been dealt. Whether or not you felt it was fair, you have never blasted anybody. You literally have accepted it. You've been very gracious in terms of. the opportunity and you don't bad mouth anybody.

Listen, you give your- The only person is Heather.

I was going to say, the only person is Heather, which we all know why, right?

Yeah.

Outside of her, you really have done a- And listen, this is me giving you your flowers. You have done a professional job at keeping things to the episode, right? Now, Heather's side, which again, we already established that, You talk about the episodes. You even said like, okay, guys, Lisa, Meredith, leave them alone. You literally just be like, Brahman love you.

I'm starting to see a little bit more I don't.

Like, like I do. Meaning, you're only as good as your last episode.

And last but not least, specifically, when it comes to Whitney, this entire season, you literally have said... I like her. She's been very kind to me. The thing with her and Justin, Carlos, I hear what you're saying. I'm just going to pray for them. I really hope they can figure it out. You don't badmouth her at all. When the internet was beating her up for the past couple of episodes based on her telling Kwai all this stuff, You always took the high road.

I literally have been like, I'm not going to say anything. Yes.

Like, I do not.

I have had her back from the sidelines. I literally advocate for her heart, what a good person she is, how she was there when she didn't need to be, how people don't get to see that side. Like, what the fuck? And then to use me as a reference? Bitch, why don't you say she's not a Jen Shah?

Why don't you say she's not a Monica? I'm sorry.

I'm not throwing glasses. I didn't give, allegedly, your friend a black eye. I didn't scam the elderly. You have to say she's not a Monica when I've done nothing but rally for you for years?

I have proven to you I'm not, like, bro.

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

And this is what everybody keeps saying.

And you know what's so interesting?

You and I, even when we are recapping, we don't talk about your last situation with these girls.

Meaning, I've never asked.

You, like, well, how do you feel about, you know, this sort of energy that you did something so maniacal, whereas the audience is sort of like, Guys, are we really going to say that this Von T's bullshit is like the worst thing that we've seen on House 5?

It's such a joke, dude. You know what I mean? It's such a joke.

And I never asked you about that because I always felt like we could move on from that.

Yeah.

But the only reason, unless you don't have the answer, but the only reason why I want to bring it up now is because to your point, listen. Listen, listen, listen. I've been a part of this franchise for years. I've seen everything, right?

Yeah.

Why do you think that one thing that you have on your record, this Von T shit, reality Von T's, is worse than things that are criminal, dangerous, violent.

People literally took their lives due to it. And you're going to say, she's not a Monica? Kwai's not a Monica? Kwai has already backstabbed you more than I ever did.

What?

What are you even saying? Like, it's so insane to me. It's so freaking insane.

Bizarre.

Like it's genuinely bizarre. And I've said this a million times. The only person that should have a problem with me is Jen.

That's it. She's the only person I owe an apology to.

She's the only person that was anything involved.

Like they can sit here and be like, Oh, okay. Shut the fuck up. Like I'm it's such a freaking joke.

The stuff that they've done to each other, even just since Von Teese, okay, not even before, has been 10, 20 times worse.

Like, it's the weirdest freaking thing.

But to sit there and be like, she's not a Monica after everything.

Like, it's just, girl.

And then, ironically, she was the one at the table in the episode that Meredith happened to accuse of rallying troops to get Meredith off.

You know what?

You mean exactly what happened to me by your cousin? Bitch.

Let's talk about it. One thing about our recaps, Monica, we don't have to go in order.

Yeah. In terms of like, How the beginning to the end of the episode.

Let's start right here and we can figure out how to go backwards and forwards, right?

So Mary had a boss lady brunch. because she got the tea.

From Angie about, you know, what happened on the trip. She's like, this is not what you guys told me you were going to do.

Yeah, they discussed it over Angie's $ 4.

99 plates with the stickers still on. You know she got those from HomeGoods, bitch. HomeGoods plates are all $ 4.

99, bitch.

Yes, I love a good HomeGoods dish.

Oh, oh, oh. Like, let's be clear.

I love HomeGoods. I, listen, next episode, I will show you some items I got from HomeGoods myself.

Same!

Same, bitch.

Look, this is from HomeGoods, bitch. HomeGoods, right here, honey.

I should send it to Whitney so she can see better of who really is the fucking villain and whose name she should have used.

Because that is diabolical.

That is Diablo.

Okay?

No, you know what it is? It's hypocrisy and bullshit.

Hypocrisy and bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. Hypocrisy and bullshit. It really fucking is, actually.

No.

Shout out to Lisa. Like, seriously. As we get into this brunch.

So.

Yeah, so listen, Angie's $ 4.

99 dish, in.

Addition to pouring the wine or champagne in the teapot. The funnest thing to me, though, Monica, was Mary's like, bitch, get to the tea.

Like, not what you're serving me. I want the gossip.

She said, enough with the bullshit pleasantries, okay? I need you to just get me there, okay? I've had enough foreplay, okay?

Yes, okay. I want a climax after this.

Yes, exactly.

What are we thinking, honey? What are we thinking? Oh my God. So, okay.

So yeah, so Mary hears everything that's happening. So she decides to have a boss lady brunch.

First of all, before we get to it, Mary looks the fuck good.

Okay, I was going to say, her confessionals, the best confessionals in seven, I died.

I screamed when I, Mary girl. She has never looked better. Never. She, when I saw the, she looks incredible.

Incredible. Yes. No, she looked so freaking good.

So good.

Obviously, what they're trying to get into is everything that happened in San Francisco. And look, Whitney.

Said she felt that Bronwyn was disrespected.

Disrespected.

Meredith said the song was not about Bronwyn. Bronwyn interrupted her, wanting her to apologize. She says, Meredith says to Bronwyn, can you seal your mouth like your lawsuits?

Exactly.

Because like I've been saying, allegedly, identity theft.

Okay?

You want to talk about, because it's my goddamn credit card.

Well, allegedly, bitch, it wasn't your goddamn credit card. It was your employer's goddamn credit card, allegedly. And Marinette the fuck knows. So she ate down with that, man. She ate down.

She didn't have to. She literally was like.

Not a literal gag.

She was literally gagged.

Literally. All she could say was gag.

Okay.

Oh, okay, Meredith.

No, and so she's really trying... Listen, first of all, listen, Brava is committed to having us believe that how dare you do this at my party?

Yeah.

Did you really think it was the right time? Meredith and Lisa said, yeah, we actually... Right?

Like, yeah, we thought it was a great time.

Lisa said.

I thought it would be fucking hilarious. I thought it was, yeah, I did actually. Yeah, yeah, we thought it was hysterical.

No, it was so funny to me because Brahma's like, look, it was hurtful and embarrassing.

And then at that point, but no, Lisa, I don't feel embarrassed. I actually feel good.

I don't think it was embarrassing.

Lisa was committed to being like, bitch, you're not getting an apology out of me. But Meredith did say, look, I am genuinely sorry if my actions.

She said, I'm not going to speak for anyone else but me. She knew.

She already knew, bitch. She already knew. My bestie don't feel no kind of way, bitch.

So I'm going to talk just for myself.

She's like, look, I can only speak for myself. If my actions hurt you genuinely, I am sorry. Then Whitney says she's been waiting seven years for an apology from Meredith.

We're also forgetting the most iconic line that was said this entire episode, which was from one Miss Barlow, which was, I'll write a check, not an apology.

My apologies are expensive.

Listen, Oh, so good.

I'll write a check, not an apology.

What can I say to you, honey?

I want that on a shirt. I'm not even kidding.

That was, for me so far this season, that has been, that has been, yes, hypocrisy and bullshit is up there.

Yeah, yeah.

But I'll write a check, not an apology.

Eight with that. No, no.

Yes.

Seriously, eight with that. Listen, Lisa's been eating. She's been eating, eating.

The girls up, and even- As she heard Meredith apologize and she said that epic line, then she starts singing the song again. Hypocrisy and bullshit.

She's like, look, bitch, you motherfuckers are going to stream this song. I am going to make sure... That is every episode.

No, when Bronwyn said, well, frankly, it was a lot of hypocrisy and bullshit.

And Lisa goes, it's catchy, isn't it? Lisa said, I'm.

An OG season seven, bitch. Sit the fuck down. I now know exactly what I'm doing. I will say, though, if that were me, Carlos, if that were me across the table and I was like, hypocrisy, they would be like, get this girl off the show. She's a child. Why would you act like that? She's such a little girl.

But when Lisa does it, you know, it's okay. I will say that. But I loved it, though.

I loved it. It's hypocrisy and bullshit.

It's the hypocrisy and bullshit. The irony of it all.

I loved it, though. The irony of it all. So good. How did you feel?

When Lisa and Mary were disagreeing with each other. Okay, so I actually, look, I see both sides, but- I see both sides, but what?

Say it.

But Lisa should have apologized.

I don't think she should have.

I think she should have been, I think she should have given the apology Bronwyn hates. I think she should have been like, I'm sorry I made you feel that way.

Right, but so here's... Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, tell me.

No, no, no.

It's funny because Mary said towards the end, you should at least say that, right?

I do feel this way. I do feel this way. If I don't feel it, I'm not going to say it.

Because.

And a lot of it has to do with I need to really feel sorry for.

No, I agree.

I agree. But I also agree with the fact that we are grown adults.

Yes.

And if we expect our children to apologize for like hitting a kid in class, even though they don't feel bad, well, you still need to say, sorry, that wasn't nice. Then we as adults should still be like, you may not feel bad, but it was her party.

And you would hate if someone did that.

If someone did that at a Vita tequila event, best believe she's going to expect an apology.

So I think we're grown enough to at.

Least acknowledge, you don't have to be sorry, but you can be like, I am sorry I made you feel that way.

Do you know what I mean? She could at least been like, look, if it was my event, I probably would be pissed too.

But unfortunately, like she could have acknowledged.

I mean, you know what I'm saying?

No, no, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.

It was an event. Like it wasn't just at.

I mean, if someone did that to you at your event in front of all your friends and family and shit, I don't know.

To your point, yes. To your point.

If this was, you know, an all-cast event that wasn't somebody hosting it, fine.

But to your point, it was Bronwyn's trip.

Yeah.

The partygoers who were singing along, they are her friends, and okay.

Yes you could at least be like maybe not the time and place I should have waited to sing it to you till like today but still you know.

What I mean like it was yeah yeah.

Do you this is the part that I'm struggling with okay.

I don't believe Brahm is that mad.

No, but no, I agree.

Okay. I'm not, it's not.

Registering to me that she's really pissed.

I think she's, what's the word I'm looking for, Monica?

Playing it because she's on a television show and it provides content.

Okay.

Is there a word for that?

I was going to say looking for a moment.

Okay. Same, same, same. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Same, same. And I think that's why Lisa's like, bitch, you don't really give a fuck. Like, girl, stop.

No.

She's like, I see. We see each other.

Yeah. Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Now, we got to get into Kwai, Ashley, who did admit.

Yes.

That, hey, I did talk shit about Meredith. They show the scene where she apologized to Meredith's face. And Meredith's like, look, I'm just happy you told the truth. I like honesty.

You owned up to it. You were direct about it. I'm good with it. This is the part that I couldn't wait to talk to you about.

And obviously I had no idea what Whitney was doing on Watch What Happens Live last night. But when Ashley said that Whitney said to her, we are hoping you come in this group to get Meredith out, which you and I both know what that means. And I think my smart raindrops do too, but I will lay it out plainly.

Yes. Whitney allegedly said.

That to Ashley because what that means is we want you to replace Meredith's position on this show as a housewife.

That's it.

We want her out. We want her demoted. And we want you, Ashley, to replace her. I believe Ashley 100%. Whitney's like, no, it was I.

No, you're lying.

And in this episode, listen, I've always enjoyed Whitney being like the funny blonde of it all.

Because I think she plays into that. Yeah. She's, listen, I can't believe I'm saying this.

I feel like there's a freaky Friday moment happening this season where her and Heather switch bodies.

Because Heather, Heather's not bothering me this season. You know what I mean? Like, she's not bothering me at all.

Whitney gets on my nerves. And I feel like she's... Whitney... Whitney's lying. She's... Whitney's been.

Lying this whole season. And it's what, like seven episodes?

And you want to know why? Because she's covering for Heather. Talk to me about it.

Come on.

Talk to me about it.

What's happening, girl?

Oh, there's a takedown? Oh, okay. I wonder where that came from.

I'm telling you there is this weird freaking thing where somehow certain people skate by without being held accountable for what they're really doing behind the scenes. I'm just saying it gets put on someone else. And this is why I'm like, I wish Whitney would just come out from under that. Don't be like, I'd be like, yeah, we sat there and we want you gone. Me, Angie, Brittany, and Heather. Bitch, now we got a season. OK, so we're doing season four. We're all coming together. We're all going to do another takedown. And this is the plan.

We're all going to rally, yada, yada, yada. Like, come on. Like, just come out with it.

But instead, she's like, no, I, I mean, I was, my jaw was to the floor, Carlos, when Ashley said, Angie told me.

It's recorded.

Bitch!

And then Whitney goes, what the hell, Ang?

Oh, I.

Was gagged.

Gagged. That was gag worthy. That was gag worthy.

It's recorded.

And Angie just sat there like, uh.

Angie didn't say anything with her tie that she wasn't supposed to wear. She just sat there and said nothing. She was like, uh, uh, uh, with her non-moving lips.

Uh, uh, uh.

She couldn't say shit. They got busted. Busted.

This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's get back into the show. It was crazy, and they all were silent, right?

Which means it was true.

Listen, and I can say this as a producer.

Yeah. 80% of the time before reality stars start filming again.

Yeah.

They go out and they have a meeting. That's disguised as a lunch, a brunch, or dinner.

And they sort of conspire against Who are we going to not speak to, take down?

This really does happen. Yeah. Across multiple franchises, this happens.

Anytime you see, and I'm going to teach y'all something, pay attention to right before the season starts filming, not airing, filming, they start posting pictures.

Of them hanging out.

Mm-hmm.

And you're like... oh, y'all hanging out? Because, you know, we're a friend group.

Right. And that meeting, they're talking about the season. We're going to come after this person, expose this person's.

Marriage, relationship, whatever.

Yeah.

And this person will take down. I believe that happened.

I believe Heather, Whitney, Angie, and Brahman were there.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

And I believe that they... Listen, this is going to gag everyone. They knew they couldn't take down Lisa. They knew Lisa was not an option.

I think they knew Meredith may have been on thin ice in terms of... Yeah. I think they believe that Heather... I'm sorry.

That Meredith may have been on thin ice in the sense of.

They may.

Keep her, they may not. When they learned that Ashley Kwai was going to join, they were thrilled because they, and by they meaning Heather slash Whitney, Whitney is closer to Ashley. And there's nothing like having more people a part of your alliance.

Yeah.

That way, because think about it, I'm going to end with this.

Yes.

In their mind, let's take down Meredith. It leaves Lisa alone.

Look, you ain't got to sell me because I lived it firsthand.

I lived it firsthand. Ironically, in the same group. Ironic. So ironic. There's no such thing as coincidence. I'm just going to say that.

No, no, no, no. And I'm here to say that that happens. That happens. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like I said, Monica has never told me anything off camera on.

We don't talk about it.

No.

And I'm just here to tell you guys.

Based on my experience in 20 years, that shit happens every fucking year. I'm not saying all the shows do. I'm not saying that. I'm saying that it happens.

It just happens. And pay attention to it. So.

When you saw Ashley go over Whitney's house, was that cleanup to make things right with her so that Whitney knew, oh, this bitch is going to try to.

Out me and I need to get her back in my good graces?

Yes. I think, look, I thought it was funny how that scene opened where Whitney was like, there's just one camera right here and then cameras on the exterior.

Why?

Because you took the other ones down?

You put them in the junk drawer for the night and they're just going to go right back up?

Like, that doesn't mean shit. Come on now.

Hey, Monica. Hey, Justin.

I know you're upstairs by yourself in your bedroom. Can you come down and take down the cameras and go back to your room?

Come on now.

I was like, girl, no. Anyways, she probably has like a recording pen, bitch. They're 1999 on Amazon.

Stop it. Wait, is that a real thing?

Yes. Come on.

They have like so many secret, like bitch, you can have a nanny cam in the teddy bear.

Stop.

Please. Anyways.

So she says that I think that I look, I think it was also production.

Like, let's get you guys together. Let's have this arc. Let's, like, mend the fence. We've got a whole season to complete. Let's fix this.

Which is something that we see all the time, which is normal, right?

People have a fight.

They have to film, you know, the scene for... How are we gapping this? But as far as it lasting... I.

Don't... I don't know.

I really, I don't know. I think if it were anyone else in real life, right?

Right.

Those two are never trusting each other for real, for real again.

No.

Not the same way. Not the same way.

No.

Not that fast.

No.

May I ask you this? And you can say, Carlos, I don't want to answer that. Because something came to me.

Okay.

Your season. Yeah. And I don't, I don't, honestly, rain jobs. Don't get mad at me.

Even if it's, even if she says, yes, I don't want to know a name. Cause I don't, I don't want to go there, but.

Okay.

Were there, did you ever feel like some of them wanted you to get on their team to be a part of their alliance? No.

Wow.

I really did not.

I actually, and I would tell you, I really, you know I would.

Fucking tell you.

100%.

I more so felt completely all alone than anything.

It wasn't really, Meredith and Mary were.

Incredible to me.

But they never once, not once, put me in a position to feel, pick our side, pick this side, which was what I was picking up heavily between my biggest takeaway between the conversation between Whitney and Ashley was you're supposed to be on my side.

Yes. Yeah.

That was, and Whitney pretty much all, but directly said it. She was like, I want you to be, you know, but like, it was like, you're supposed to be on my team, my Alliance, my whatever. And, I never felt that. I genuinely never felt that. And it was probably because I, going into it, like I said, I.

Felt more alone than anything.

Mary and Meredith were incredible and they never put that on me.

Those two never did.

No.

Yeah. It's interesting.

It reminds me of Kenya Moore's first season on Atlanta.

She felt the same way.

See?

She felt the exact same way.

She was like, a bitch is by herself, but the one thing you and her have in common is y'all first season, first chair at the reunion.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, see?

First chair. And I will say this, and I'm.

Going to move on to the rest of the episode.

Yeah.

One thing I will say, at the reunion....

I strongly, strongly, strongly believe because NeNe Leakes, who arguably was a star of the show, because she found Kenya so amusing, I think that helped Kenya with the other girls. Yeah.

Yeah.

Because the biggest star on the show was like, I find her, like Mimi was laughing at Kenya the entire reunion while everyone was kind of like.

Yeah, well, here's the thing, in my opinion, you have certain housewives that.

May not like somebody, may not want them there.

Tamara Judge is another incredible example of But they understand the fucking assignment. And regardless of however they may feel about a person, they want a successful show. So they don't, they'll put their bullshit aside and be like, this is what, I want to stay here. I want us to have an incredible franchise. And they'll put their own shit aside and be like, get her back, like Kenya. Because it's good for the show and she's entertaining and it's what the fans want.

Yeah.

Not everybody can do that. Heather Gay.

Yeah, no, I agree. I agree.

And to add to that, Tamara Judge in an interview with Bryce Sanders over at Entertainment Tonight, and she said this season that's about to have their reunion, she's had a very, and Tamara Judge Sanders, she's had a very quiet season.

Up until like the last two episodes. Okay.

And even I'm like, What the fuck is Activated Tamra? Long story short, Tamra said to Bryce Sanders that.

Some of the housewives on her cast said, when are you going to do your thing? And she said, what do you mean?

They said, you know, your thing, like, your thing, where you do shit to make things happen, where you pretty much make a good show. And she was like, You guys rely on me to give y'all a good show, but I'm the first one you want out because of that.

It's the strangest. It's the strangest.

That's hard.

Yeah.

It's the strangest. And people have been.

Saying like, oh, she's so boring. And Tamra's like, I am damned if I do. I'm not getting involved in no drama. I'm minding my business. The audience is complaining. But when she said how her castmate said, why aren't you doing your thing? You mean the thing that you guys told other bloggers and interviewers, you want me gone.

So listen, I hope.

That the audience and my listeners obviously understand what it's like to be a Monica Garcia, a Kenya Moore, a Tamara Judge, when you're there to do, to be you, right? And yes, it's a job, right? But you're still being yourself. But it's sort of like your coworkers don't appreciate it.

No, yeah.

Yeah, it's insane.

And it's the same with Jen Shah.

Like, if they were to bring Jen Shah back and she was not Jen Shah, people would be like, what the fuck is this shit? Yeah. They want Jen Shah as Jen Shah, but then get mad when she Jen Shahs.

Do you know what do you know what I mean and you and.

I have talked about this extensively where we're like no you gotta let Jen Shaw Jen Shaw because otherwise what do you know what I mean but then people hate her for it and the cast is like you know whatever it's it's so weird It's.

The weirdest thing to me, and I don't get it, but I agree with you. I felt like Whitney was trying to recruit... Look, re-recruit Ashley just to be like, look, bitch, we need you on our team.

Shut the fuck up. Don't say much.

And I'll take the fall. And I do feel like Whitney... In Whitney's mind, she felt like she had to take the fall. But I don't believe at all she was alone in this.

No.

And no one can convince me otherwise. No.

Um... Okay, so what did you think about Mary revealing that Britney.

Stole her flowers and took the ones she.

Bought? What the fuck? It's like that song. Bitch, what the fuck?

Bitch, what the fuck? That was the weirdest.

Okay, look.

We all love a good flower arrangement. They look beautiful in the home. They look beautiful in the bathroom. They look beautiful everywhere. What is weird is thinking that she's scamming the elderly with them by going to the nursing home with the flower arrangements and allegedly trying to get in their will.

What the hell was that? Forget her taking the flowers. What do you mean she's taking.

Them to the senior centers and allegedly God's waiting room?

What?

God's waiting room is insane.

That is crazy.

I'm like, I've never.

Monica, I have never heard it before.

No. I'm going to say that from now on.

I'm going to tell my kids, don't you dare ever put me in God's waiting room.

I can't. I can't.

And if y'all expect me to believe that Brittany Bateman is some sort of philanthropist and pillar of her community, you got me fucked up. If you expect me to believe that she's doing it out of the kindness of her heart because she has nothing else better to do.

What is happening?

That is.

what do you.

Think that can you do is that a thing that.

People will go and visit these old people and get in the will.

Well okay i've never heard people do that i definitely uh have heard that oh um some women go to places where older men you know.

Um frequent And they, you know.

They're trying to get, like, some gifts.

I'm not going to say they're trying to get in the will, per se.

They're just trying to get some gifts.

When there's a will, there's a way. Look, Monica. Figuratively, literally, bitch. When there's a will, bitch, there's a way for me to... Maneuver. Yes, honey.

So Brittany Bateman is like, look, bitch, I want to be Brittany Rothschild.

I want to be... Oh, a Rothschild bitch!

She's reaching for the fucking galaxies with a Rothschild, honey!

Oh, my God!

She's like.

Oh my God.

Girl, she is looking for her next come up.

But on Watch What Happens Live, you know what? Good thing I got sent these clips.

On Watch What Happens Live, she is allegedly fully back with Jared. According to, I shit you not, they were seen. This is according to Whitney and Brittany didn't deny it. And they were sitting, it was both Brittany and Whitney on Watch What Happens Live together. And apparently they were bowling. They were seeing, Brittany and Jared were seen bowling. And I guess Whitney sat next to Jared on a flight.

And apparently they are together.

And Brittany was just like, we are talking and in each other's lives and I'll leave it at that.

So. Brittany, I'm going to hold your hand when I say this.

No matter how many dates you go on with this man, you will never be a housewife.

It's just not happening. You don't feel married to her? I think she's doing all of this. Let me tell you something.

I know girls who rent boyfriends, slotted actors, DMs, play a role. I know people who do all sorts of things to be a housewife because of their mom's Well, if I'm married, you know, that's a greater chance of me getting the coveted position.

And I just think, listen, Brittany would do anything to be a housewife.

You know what? You're not wrong.

You know what I mean? And I think, listen, now that we know Whitney is a. Whitney, I'm trying my best not to call you a liar.

Not the lip smack.

All right, all right. There's no other words that's following right now, so give me a beat.

For the sake of today, I'm going to call you a liar, but I may change my mind tomorrow. Okay.

But give me the day.

Because I think Whitney's a liar, I think Brittany's a part of her alliance, and she's going to co-sign that.

Her and Jared are back together, and why not? Make her a housewife.

You know, she can be on my team, and we can control her, and and all that shit, you know?

You know, the fact that Britney got more seasons than me is honestly, like, fucking, are you serious?

Are you fucking serious? I cannot. What a joke.

I'm sorry.

And I ain't got shit with Britney. Like, we ain't got beat, but I'm just saying, like.

There's no say to Britney at all.

No, it's not. It's just like, what the fuck? Give me a break. Makes no damn sense. That makes no damn sense, Carlos. And you know it.

How? I'm going to write that.

How, Sway? Tell me.

How, Sway?

God.

I'm going to write that under your bio. Monica Garcia. I don't know how Brittany Gephardt seems to be. But here we are.

I digress. It's insane. Come on!

Well, look, honey.

One thing I know for sure, and I will always say this to you, and I know you'd be like, Carlos is so sweet, but you also be like, Carlos, delusional way is that side of town, bitch.

Yep.

Listen, stranger things have happened.

Stranger things have happened.

Stranger things have happened. They have. You're not wrong. And me and the raindrops... Yes!

For advocating for a Jen Shaw Monica return at the same damn time. And listen, I will continuously say that every week here.

Okay, I love.

You for that.

But I have to bring this up because I really wanted your opinion on this.

What?

It was a blip in the episode, but it really stuck out to me big picture. And that was.

What do we think? Okay, this is for all my true crime lovers out there. What do we think of Angie Kay's alleged murder attempt on Sean by bringing in cats when he is deathly allergic?

He is trying, she, whole ass, tell me you are not trying to get that man out of that house.

How are you bringing in multiple animals When your man is deathly allergic and Electra out of the mouth of child said, we are not hiding this. Not only did she want to bring in something that could allegedly kill him, she wanted to do it secretly. Bitch.

How to get away with murder 101. I'm telling you.

Not Viola Davis, bitch.

Did that girl totally stick out to you?

No, that was, look, Jamie said allegedly, allegedly.

I said allegedly like 10 times.

Yes, Jamie. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

No, here's the deal.

I caught that too. Can I tell you where my mind went, though? I love your theory. Well, look, I don't love it for Sean, obviously, but I love that. No, okay.

Obviously, I'm joking about the true crime.

But I'm not joking.

Yeah, I'm not joking about the fact that she did that.

I took it as he either doesn't live there anymore. He don't live there, bitch. I'm sorry. He took the plates with him. That's why she had to buy new plates that have this.

She got the $ 4. 99 home goods.

That motherfucker is gone.

You think? I didn't even think.

No.

Bitch, he's not leaving Electra. He's not leaving Electra.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Let me tell you something.

Okay.

He has his own place. And he's not leaving Elektra. He still comes over, does his thing. I'm not laughing because it's not funny. But the words I'm about to use is funny.

Yeah. It's a slow rollout.

You know, it's... Yeah.

I got to go here, doing these, taking... I'm slowly moving out.

It's sort of like when a woman's about to leave her husband.

And she.

Opens up bank accounts and slowly the money in the shared account starts dwindling.

In amounts he won't notice. It's a slow rollout. And Angie knows it.

That thing with the cat, because I'm like, look, Angie, you're not that dingy to do something that could cause your man harm because he's.

Allergic to it. Is this your way of letting us... I don't know.

I took it as he ain't there. Or he's about to leave.

Okay, in all seriousness, true crime jokes aside, I took it as she's feeling very guilty and trying to win Elektra over or something.

As a mommy, that's how... I took.

It as like maybe Electra's always wanted kittens, but never been able to have them because her dad is highly allergic. And Angie is feeling that mom guilt on another level. And so she's trying to rectify that or win Electra over by gifting something she's always wanted and never could have as a mom. That's how I perceived that. These are your theories and my theories.

These are good. These are good theories. These are really good theories. Raindrops. Let us know what theories make.

Sense to you. That's insane to do to your man.

It's wild. Do you think we're going to get Sean this season?

No.

I don't either.

Nope.

That's why I think he's not there. Yeah. I agree completely.

Number one, we haven't seen any sort of sneak peeks, trailers, nothing.

Wait, was he in it?

I know, I'm like, maybe when they were, I'm trying.

On the couch crying? Did I make this up?

Yeah.

Like, I'm wondering if I just, I don't remember, but if we do, maybe it's one time. Maybe it's the one scene that we're maybe thinking. But even in the thing, Angie said, Mary's my plus one for next week's episode, Heather's party. When they're going around, Angie says, okay, Mary's my plus one.

Yeah. Yeah.

So no, I don't, I don't think so.

Yeah.

It's, it's, it's, and, and, and if he's not filming with her.

We've seen Justin.

Yes.

No.

And that's the thing because Justin realizes this is our reality.

I want to, I don't want to get a divorce, but.

It's mutual in the sense of he's respecting the fact that she wants this and he at least understands why. It's her decision. I think this is telling us it's Sean's decision. Yeah. And he doesn't want anything to do with the show that he feels caused this divorce to happen.

That is exact.

I was going to say, he is standing 10 toes down in the fact that he doesn't want this life. And he is showing that not only verbally, but in his.

Actions as well.

Yeah.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

Yeah.

Okay.

So Raindrops, let us know. Monica, it's always a pleasure, darling.

I love you.

I love you too.

It's always the best.

Listen, I got your back always. Know that.

Thank you.

I love you.

Love you.

We'll see you next week, babe.

Bye.

Love you.

QUAI'D YOU DO THAT, WHITNEY?! | RHOSLC Recap with Monica Garcia

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